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>>62381832
Just hold the damn thing until you're Golden (by Kpop Demon Hunters)
DRAM and DRAM accessories
Genuine sensible chuckle
> futures
>who could have predicted today was going to be red as fuck with the best time to buy being at close
what the hell should i buy
They thought rates would be lowered
>>62381845Wholesome.
>>62381849>>62381847VOO/SCHD/QQQM but also I bought META/MSFTI don't care about the space man stock or Iran
>>62381832TASK FORCES UP MY ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62381849just all in on space x.
>Iran GDP: $300B>Trump bend the knee tribute to Iran: $300BSmiggers, do we invest in the iran stock market? They doubled their GDP in a day.
>>62381864I hear they are starting a drone company worth 1 trillion with that 300B. easy 4x the economy
it's never been more over
>>62381842Daily reminder how retarded Bobos are.
Wtf did silver futures just do?
>>62381871Give me a 20% dump!
the dumbest guy at work bought the SPCX ipo
What are we slurping tomorrow? I'm going for some extra NBIS, some extra DRAM and CRWV.
>>62381885Bottom signal
>>62381888checked and fucking probably
Why shouldn't I use a different investing app for a different type of portfolio?This idea makes sense to me in my head, which means theres something wrong with it.
>>62381871>they are retarded>posts screencap of correct prediction so far
Snap is a taintstock
>>62381867You alright, anon. Don't come to the stock market Thursday>>62381894You can (or should be able) have multiple "accounts" with the same broker.
Are you ready...
Damn, how did I end up positive today? Anyway, iz we getting a dump tomorrow?
>>62381894You're overthinking it.
>>62381871This was ten days ago. Why'd you do this?Its such a nothing prediction too.
>>62381905You ended up HIV positive
>>62381904...for the revaluation?
>>62381899imagine paying $3000 to hurt your ears, look like a dork and get popup ads all day. why do these tech fags keep trying to make gadgets you wear on your head and not just admit its fucking stupid/uncomfortable/depth perception problems/no one wants to buy it
>>62381908The important thing is ABP - Always Be Positive.
>>62381906I don't want my peas touching my mashed potatoes.
/smg/ please tell me my portfolio will be in the green tomorrow. It's dumped!!!!>>62381691Whomst is this cute, smug pink haired girl?
>>62381894I like being able to quickly see my total value and buy and sell in different accounts all within the same app>>62381898Micron just hit an ATH on Monday. That post was made by a priced-out faggot
if LITE doesn't pump I am generationally ruined
>>62381842I need DRAM to hit $75 tommorrow, or else
was kevin even hawkish or was this just a sell the news event
I am officially fomo’ing into SOX_
>>62381898DRAM was trading in the 50s when he said that you retard. It's back up to 69... holy fuck you guys are too stupid to check the date and price for the post. More proof Bobos are rerarded.
>>62381918>buy the ATH>watch it bleed>post image of someone saying everything was going to bleed>haha man I'm so smartsounds like you bought the top retard
>>62381907>It's the top and it's going to be a week of sell offsI have to screen cap how retarded the Bobos here are.
>>62381920It shall be done inshallah>>62381924My average on MUU is $146. Get fucked priced out retard.
>>62381921He's setting up a task force to shrink the Fed's balance sheet, The Fed is hinting at a bias towards raising rates, most members expect two .25% rate hikes, so yes, he's VERY hawkish and the OPPOSITE of what Trump wanted
>>62381877That an AI pic or a game? Name?>>62381904>one ounce>$19,600Should I buy miner etf's?>>62381912Shhh don't tell them that, let them go bankrupt, let them go to $1 per share and reverse split for the laughs
>rate hikes>friday will end with no deal>oil shock after biggest defecit in decadessee you after the ressession ai niggers
>>62381849Kneepads
>>62381929If you ask me, Gumpf just didnt like powell and used rates as an excuse to get rid of him.
>>62381927>bro for real i hit a 10x but I'm still clinging to it and desperately shilling it here because its going to 10x again(X) - doubt
>>62381864It's over for China.
>SpaceX lands inside Schwab's value etf
This fucking world cup 2026 is a real eye opener for one thing; why the FUCK are people so much more passionate and willing to do riots over a stupid sports game? Why aren't people taking other shit more seriously like the economy, stock market, or jobs availability stolen by H1Bs? Feels bearish for mankind.Anyway I'm loading up more puts and shorts, Jeff Bezos made a weird comment about AI taking away labor......even when Amazon is behind the push but whatever, easy money.
>>62381933The "deal" on Friday is largely just to agree to have negotiations over 60 days about reaching a final deal, the only thing of importance is that it's supposed to start the process of opening the strait, which Iran has 30 days to do, Iran has already denied Europe's help in clearing Iran's mines saying as part of the MoU it's solely their duty, I am sure Iran will drag out those 30 days they have to reopen the strait, especially if Israel remains in Lebanon
>>62381855why QQQM over simply just buying QQQ?>>62381862maybe im retarded for not buying it>>62381934pic rel
>>62381944Sportsball is the circus of 'bread and circus' meme.
Congratulations!
Mininggers report in? How are we feeling? Commodity bros?
explain to me why int, arm, one software (when every other software is red) is green when nasdaq is redi wait
>>62381956Bobos in route to fix this. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.
>>62381947>why QQQM over simply just buying QQQ?are you dumb? qqqm is the superior choice because of the expense ratio and everything else is the same it's even done by the same people
>>62381954>SHITfaggots report inI oughta give you a swirlie
The war just ended again buy buy buy
<$100 vcx is a buy that will do 50% or better within a few months if not days. it could easily 2x next week
>>62381964Don't hate because I've been green since friday.
>>62381960do it nowwwwwwi want to see blood aaaaaaaaaa
>>62381899If you dont buy these you will never get laid again and you will always be seated in the back next to the mens room and you will probably end up buying a 4chanpass
We're so back.
Why did markets bleed today? I thought rates hikes were already priced in?
It's starting to feel like this is the moment to rotate into gold before either the deal collapses or the 'oh shit' moment hits when the developed world can't shrug off the supply chain disruption.>>62381845How can you not find real videos of animals doing amazing shit? You're literally on a planet that is one giant playground for the wonders of nature.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74>>62381944It's actually significantly tamer this time around due to ticket prices and everyone being scared of traveling to the US. In January I bet on a strong tourist season and I've been beaten like a blonde step-child in a black household for it, despite the fanfare hotels remain underbooked.
the fuck is dotplot again
the deal was signed early koru gonna print
>>62381988dotplot is the future of investing technologies
>>62381845is that ai?
>>62381979They were not priced in, apparently. I guess the status quo was priced in.
>>62381915gotoh hitori from bocchi the rock
>>62381988All the fed governors add a dot to a chart, where they think inflation, GDP and rates will be in the next few years
ohnonono dont look at the VIX
My rich neet portfolio70% in VT20% QQQI10% SGOVI get around $3000 a month
>>62382006they put donts on a line?
>>62382007Whatever happened with him revealing that Trump is in the Epstein files when they were fighting?>20+ years ahead in spaceIt'll come crashing down like his car company when one of the several Chinese start-ups catch-up on reusable rockets.
>>62382014Here it is, each dot if from a member of the Fed
>>62381988all the fed faggots are supposed to show where they think the trajectory for rates will be for the coming months
>>62382017the right one looks like a starwars aircraftbullish for space in longer run
Israel still hasn’t seen it. Trump was blowing his load to sign it. How many more levels of humiliation can a nation take?On this plus side. It’s good for bags.
they should've hiked>>62382017these are almost never correct btw
I'm surprised there's 0 market reaction from the early deal signing
>>62382031We moon tomorrow when the details get released +Juneteenth Mania when they realize the markets are closed Friday
>>62382037The details were already released. The market hasn't reacted to any of this. Tomorrow is triple witching day that's not a good day for markets
>>62382017>Jewish star morphs into upside down cross longtermsounds accurate
>>62381956She just needs some giant DSLs and that image would be perfect
>>62382014Pure stochastic muttism. Every brown has attained the same brown state as all the other browns. No more whiteness can be extracted from this system to do useful work. It has attained maximal browntropy as this proved the 1st law of Hebrodynamics.
>>62382007>every gamble paying offThat's not true, but Musk still wins anyway because investors keep throwing money at him hand over fist as if it were true
>>62381929Why would Blumpfoid pick him as the fed chair and cry about Powell so much? I legit thought that Warsh (to a reasonable extent of course) would be trump's bitch.
shill me some ETFs that have good dividends and/or good growth that isnt totally reliant on tech
the dollar appreciating would slaughter everything right now
From Ira Jersey, Bloomberg Economics:>Those who looked for a quiet first Warsh FOMC meeting must be disappointed. Warsh’s stamp on the statement seems evident, with language moving closer to the style used before the Global Financial Crisis. The effort to make the Fed less transparent may reduce day-to-day volatility, but it risks larger jumps when the Fed’s reaction function or economic data surprise markets...Nice summary, the Bernake, Yellen, Powell nightmare is ending. I for one welcome the return of functional markets.
>>62381937It's still a low forward P/E and the shortages get longer. The logic is simple and it works
>>62382048Trump had to pick someone who could get 51 votes in the Senate
>>62381864All that money is gonna come with strings attatched, investment carve outs. We are getting the oil carpets and pistachios after all
>>62382055Maybe he can buy a fractional share in his Rabbihood account
>>62382051I appreciate my dollars
>>62382055>>62382058all I said is you don't have to buy the absolute fucking pico top you feral niggers. my first post this thread was saying I bought today and you absolutely cracked out meth pipe hitting faggots think anyone that isn't 200% max margin all in calls at the pico top is a bear
it's over
>>62382000Checked. She's so cute!>>62382008Is it up? Tell me anon, tell me it's down!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!!
>finally decide to buy a bunch of VOO>im down -$1400 in 1 dayNiggers
Is this the sell america moment?
>>62382072Bottom buy signal?
>>62382072Hey you buy VOO and check back in a year, not a day later
>>62382080should i wait for the rate hike to buy? that will drive down the price right?
>>62382017>2026, mid point 3.75%>2027, mid point 3.625%>2028, mid point 3.375%>longer run, lol whenever that isThey have no intent of lowering inflation to 2% do they?
>>62382089buy some now and when it goes lower buy more. if its down 30% then take out loans and enable margin and go all in VOO. this is financial advice
>>62382091They can't and also they are going to run off the balance sheet which pushes rates higher, and the fed is now just going to follow the repo market instead of being the repo market
>>623820913-5% inflation is the new normal. its ~8% in reality anyways.
>>62381933my wife mint would never say the n word
If my port doubled and I put it all on divvies I'd get the same amount of money coming in as my current job, obviously not entirely how it works but man it makes me just want to NEET Maybe I could live frugally and build a non-divvie port alongside it
>>62382091We literally just reopened persia. Goop is gonna go to $20. Truflation is already below 2% and by years end we will have disinflation unironically. Cathie wood was right, warsh already knows this too, the other retards on the fed board are angry euromarxists that want to juice us but they wont get their way
Bobros I'm checking the futures...I'm about to call an ᵉᵐᵉʳᵍᵉnᶜʸ ᵐᵉᵉᵗᶦnᵍ
>>62382098That makes it sound like they've given up.>>62382100I have to increase my stock and options risk just to get rich before this K economy locks me into the poor class.
Did something report earnings today to cause the AH pump?
>>62382116just the AH-V-machine
Red day? I didn't notice it, I have MU
>>62382116All the iran mou and other stuff got finished
>>62382116They remembered Friday's closed
>>62382109its just standard retracement after a big red candle.
>>62382122FUCK YOU DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS BULLSHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOW I WANT TO DIE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAY
>>62382116...but seriously... what made ZN-futures gap down "that hard"?
im going to sell my PFE and my CVG and my O and put it all into VOOmy poorfolio will be>VOO>SPYI>TSM>(undisclosed speculative play)thoughts?
>>62382116everybody decided all at once they liked prices better when they were higher
>>62382127just bee urself
NON STOP ASS RAPE
>>62382122>>62382127fucking nigger holiday man...
>>62382127>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAY
>>62382140wtf sick satanic black magic shit is this?
>>62382117>just the AH-V-machinelmao wtf guys are you seeing this?
>>62382142SOON™
>>62381842What is?
>>62382143is this the markets equivalent of>post-nut-clarity?(yeah, I know I'm replying to myself because none of you reply to me...)
>Fed does nothing>Stock market does nothingok
>>62382152wanna fuck?
seems like everything tech related had it's red daily candle body instantly eradicated in the AH.seems organic.
>>62382161a/s/l?
lol bobo finally gets his day and im only -0.06%
>>62382164low volume overnight pumps and high volume open dumps until the big boys are out of their positions.
>>62382140>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ON FRIDAYsee>>62382136>NON STOP ASS RAPE
Here are the 14 points laid out by the White House about the deal. Total Washington capitulationhttps://nypost.com/2026/06/17/us-news/complete-14-point-us-iran-peace-deal-finally-revealed-by-trump-administration-read-text-in-full/
>>62382173WHAT!?who'd do something so sinister?
>>62382175sounds exhausting
>SPCXSo is mining the asteroid belt being delayed now or something?
>>62382176The whole purpose of the war was to stop Iran from having a nuke and they accomplished it
>>62382173But that's immoral, they can't do that.
>>62382176If you repeat that you've won the conflict enough time, it becomes real.I have no doubt that the USA will apply this very strategy and reality bends in such a way.It always has for the USA.
>>62382185Yeah, and all it took was lifting all of the sanctions and future sanctions all the way up at the security Council level of the UN, unfreezing all of their money, giving them $300 billion dollars for reconstruction, and also de facto control of the strait.And what we get is pinky promise no nukes, which was already the state of things before the war
>>62382194You're unbelievably delusional
>>62382195Nice argument
>>62382140That is a nice start for that swing set.
>>62382195using a nuke was already against their religious law, retard. basically, the US got nothing out of this war except total humiliation. KEK
>>623821941. There's no reason to sanction Iran anymore they're playing ball2. We're not giving them anything, the world is forming a reconstruction coalition amounting to $300bn which will include companies that benefit from the contracts3. Iran has to freely open the strait4. Iran's Uranium will be downgraded and disposed of under supervision This is a win-win. That's what a proper deal looks like.
>>62382195Everything he said was correctthis has been a massive embarrassment for the US, and the outcome is essentially a surrender
>>62382205Correct, we're giving them everything to have things be the way they were before. Really great deal
still less embarrassing than the Muscovy 3 day SMO to liberate Ukraine from the Jewish Nazis and their washing machines
>>62382205>>62382195
>>62382209It's easy to make claims like this after daddy trump stops Iran from lodging a nuke up your asshole you coddled little bitch
>>62382180yes, delayed until the jp morgan collar rolls. soon as it's over though we'll be up to our eyeballs in gallium
>>62382212You're a complete fucking retard. The only thing that has changed since before the war is Iran will no longer have any sanctions or frozen assets of any kind as well as $300 billion dollars that spoiler alert they're not going to actually spend all of
>AT LEAST 300 billionSay thank you.
>>62382212iran? nukes? anon, please.
>He didn't buy GRRR
any swinggods utilizing coreweave?it literally stuck in 100 to 130 range and repeats this around biweekly
>>62382218Unenriching and disposing of Uranium, stopping Iran from ever having a nuke, all completely made up. We live in anons imaginary world not the one being factually described by a legally binding agreement. These are the people I'm competing against. No wonder I'm up and you're losing.
can anyone give me a quick rundown on wtf happened today?
>>62382194whats wrong with turning iran into an ally?
>>62382007>jd vance >having any political future whatsoeverLOL
>>62382212>unironically referring to the fat retard as "daddy trump"that's wild bro
>>62382187Seems they've already got their cattle started in this very thread >>62382225
>>62382229he could have if he had a semi serious imagehe is just seen as meme stock
>>62382232Next to a blabbering retard like you he looks mighty refined
>>62382227300B to ~~Israel~~.... IranLight pants shitting from not getting milkies from NuPowell
>>62382225>>62382212>wasting billions of dollars for a deal that's worse than the obama deal trump tore upHow is this a victory?>>62382238Anyone associated with the trump admin is fucked now. Whatever image any of them had does not matter anymore.
>>62382235aha yes tell us more about oil to $200, ww3 and more absolute doomerretard fud instead so we can all be broke idiots following the anti trump investment strat you dumb loser
>>62382235I've noticed.But honestly...>No matter what, it always works out in our favor in the end.encompasses basically the complete history of the US.
>>62382242When you learn how to read and speak English you're allowed to talk about money. We're not giving them a single cent.
>>62382224No but I am interested now that I am looking at it, although the range does seem to be trending downward.
>>62382149DRAM and DRAM accessories
if it's a red day across the board, why shouldn't i buy spy 0tde puts?
>>62382245Nobody is saying that you fucking goy cattle, absolutely no one in this thread I can almost guarantee saw this as anything but Israel dragging the golem into fight Iran, but unfortunately the golem had Donald Trump at the helm who turned it into a humiliating nothing Burger and then declared victory, like 30 fucking times. And now the cherry on top of this complete fucking joke is him giving them absolutely every single demand they have made.I would say the only part of this that was actually not hilarious is that there was not a thermonuclear detonation over Jerusalem. That is a real tragedy I think
I can't deal with these constant weekends and holidays anymore, I want 24/7 market happenings.>nonsexually moaning anime girl.jpg
>>62382247I feel like it working out is in spite of it rather than because of
Even at 10% cash today, I'm down.
>>62382265It would annihilate volatility long term. It'd be even more boring than now.>>62382258Bottom signal
trump should've added iran can only get nukes to nuke Israel into a wasteland. would pay $1trilli for that.
>>62382259We're not really giving Iran anything which you would know if you could read. A coalition will award $300bn worth of reconstruction contracts which will bolster the economy and Iran being stable rather than in shanty town and being negotiable is good for the entire world. You're a doomerretard
>>62382239that was three words sweetheart, try taking this guy's advice>>62382249
>>62381845>You are NOT the father!
>>62382275Iran has had constant sanctions and frozen assets going back to 1979. It has been an absolute staple of US foreign policy for almost 50 years. If that is not giving them something in your book that you are seriously fucking retarded
>spaceX trillions>niggas quiet cause they get bobina gooner edits from anywhere on the planet now instead of focusing on revealing truth of lost tartariawe live in a society
MRVL is so fuckin easy to swing trade.
Gonna buy a ranch with my DRAM winnings and call it DRAM ranch
Miss me yet?
>>62382249>that is not proper english saar i am english expertHow much are you getting paid to defend trump?
>long-term guarantees weakened US/ISRAEL ties>*4chan.org/biz/smg/ seethes*
>>62382281Trump got Iran to play ball and should not be sanctioned anymore. We made a great deal with them and everyone wins. This is called actual progress, something america completely and utterly failed at with Iran. If we followed people like you we'd still be in the stone ages.
>>62382288Yes it's the American defending the president who is the indian not you. When you kys you won't be missed you delusional faggot
>>62382289if they sign the deal forreals, how can they keep taco pumping the market, the top is in
>>62382293>We made a great deal with themBut it's worse than the deal obama made in 2015.
>>62382283MU, SNDK, and WDC as well.
>>62381877EOSD remake looking pretty slick
>>62382287I just don’t with Big Kev.Is he a genuinely naive Jeffersonian small g gov simpleton that thinks America is still in the “friends, Romans” republic vs the “where’s my free bread and two weeks of games!?” Empire? Does he really think the us gov can afford to get rid of inflation? (He certainly comes off that way in the face of it with his “nah I’d win”/“nah I’ll just do QT and rate raising stealthily by other means using my genius ideas”.)Is he a dude counting on his reputation for flip flopping, so that people will know he’s in fact the opposite of this, and act accordingly?Or does he know, that you know, that he knows, that you know - a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude - and all the way down at the bottom of a very long stack of turtle there is a Kissengerian/Bismarckian man crafting subtle and artful policy schemes.
>>62382296who gives a flying fuck about the market. up, down, all around. If youre new here, you can always make money. theres basically no opportunity in this country anymore. a bear market would give me so much opportunity.
>>62382312JPOW and NuPOW both positioned themselves as hawks (or hawkish) before becoming the chairman. The dance is that no one wants the bill to come due. Specifically, politicians of either party. If you try to be a responsible hawk then you get replaced so they softball as hard as they can.For example, fed asset purchases rolloff instead of sells.
>>62382301I too read politically affiliated and funded misinformation outlets
>>62382331In what way is this better than the jcpoa?
Jesus is lord
I sold my 35 SPCX shares today. In at 165 out at 191
>>62382332We're not handing them a blank check. The money is being awarded to contractors for rebuilding which in term bolsters the economy.
>>62382332we MERCED like 10 of their hero units and a little girls hospital for free in one go
Fed chair was hawkish, fed was split, no easy money forward guidance and AI will judge the economy. FUCK YA BRING IT ON!
>>62381899What a fucken dweeb lol lmao
>>62382335Jesus is the ultimate bagholder, he went all in on humanity and most countries are dumping hard on population.His last hope are $NGGR and $JEET and maybe some insane leverage calls on $MRMN
>>62382312the only wrong move long term at the fed would be low interest rates. rate hikes are really the only way out of this shit fest.
>>62382329Well of course, I mean he got subbed in to save the USD. (for some reason /biz/-retail believed he would be a trump dove, in spite of his passionate bordering on sexual love for Milton Friedman)But I agree, I mean, there's zero prospect of austerity measures being voted in in modern America in the form of lower spending or raising tax.So you need inflation to fund the government. But does he know that? Or is he the naive idealist who they put there for the purpose of shoring up the dollar who they'll get rid of after the currency stabilizes? Or is it really neither of these things and I'm worried about the left or the right hand while the magician is in fact there were always two rabbits in the hat from the very start.
kospi makes me shit my pants
>>62382332it makes the jews seethe even harder than before
>>62382362I suspect it is probably the latter case, as this is generally how it works nowadays.People enter the car dealership with their dukes up ready for this or that trick from the salesman, watching the videos, how to negotiate, worried about trade in vs selling price and all the tricks, they beat the salesman up...And then they relax, feel they've one, and go into the finance office and get raped for $11k in pure backend profit, which is where dealerships make 99.99% of their money.I think its probably like that, and hawk vs dove isn't the actual game.
kospi the Korean pants shitting index
>>62382381I already told you the kospi follows the US one day behind
so, what kind of market are we looking at tomorrow? mass sell-off because of muh sentiments?
>>62382388kospi largely follows world sentiment like everything else but more leverage so bigger swings hence the pants shitting
>Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf declared Iran has "sovereign rights in the Strait" of Hormuz, "will charge fees for services provided," and the strait "will never return to pre-war conditions under any circumstances," confirming Iran's permanent control following the just-signed MOU, per Tasnim.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62382362he was at the fed during the financial crisis, and he is close with bessent too. there is 0% chance he doesnt know how the circus is ran.
i just want a little financial crashyou know a nice 18% on the snp and 60% for some stuffor 40% i'll even take thatthe market deserves it come on
>>62382401It's cute that Iran can send toy boats at unarmed tankers but the entire planet is going to be sending warships their way if they anything. They got rekt by our naval blockade alone
>>62382405even a -15% crash feels like asking too much atp. every year I have to mentally update myself to what a "realistic" price is for SPY. feels like yesterday 550 was the literal top and overpriced. here we are, 750. now 650 feels rosy LOL
Predictions on whether DRAM tomorrow will pump to new highs before plunging into the red, or if it starts red and progressively goes redder until market close before the long weekend?
>>62382401imagine if this chimpout turns out to be the political demise of the orange dynasty
>>62382408iran evidently does not give a shit and we've got a 300b hole in our pocket to prove it
>>62382414Iran can not give a shit all they want but the world will be pushing ships through by forcs to their detriment. They're already posturing for this exact moment. You really should read info that doesn't generate from pol and lefty propaganda outlets both are misinformation agents
>>62382409it doesn't make sensethere are so many top signalsor have we just embraced hyperinflation?
>>62382109This is now a Bobo comfort and support thread. Please be kind and gentle to any Bobo getting hurt in this after hour bull stampede. Remember, it's the market that's wrong.
>>62382371concur. the game is this; tax, inflate, lie, and pray enough stay ignorant to prevent the lynchings before the deed is done
>>62382425something is going to give. Something has to. The bonds, the stock market, manufacturers. It feels like were on the verge of shaking apart. Much needed if it will give working people any opportunity which is desperately needed.
>>62382432You will see this post every week, for the rest of your life
>>62382409Iktf.At the same time I feel like one day they will rug us
>>62382437>You will see this post every week, for the rest of your life
>>62382404The thing is I cannot see how it is for any of the Fed board to get anything out of this circus. This is one of the few government posts where service does not guarantee a book deal.
SOXL
>>62382031While I firmly believe it is the right of every anon to be able to share their news and opinions, even schizo rumors…You jimbos have put waaaay to much emphasis on this “war” compared to how little it actually effects the markets.
>>62382437but it is true sometimes>>62382432semi companies already anticipate shrinking revenues in their 2028 etc targets so maybe when that happens and ai fails ro make a profit but it's so far awaycan we really just fuel the market endlessly on nothing? where the fuck is all the money coming fromsaying they wont raise bonds higher is crazy
