Closed Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62387416
next week on /smg/
Fuck niggers
monday finna be like
market closed for nigteenth feels like im being robbed out of gains.
>>62388561mu booming or dipping after earnings?
FUCKING ISRAEL
>>62388578Everyone thinks it dumps so it pumps
>War is starting up againWhile I am glad not to have to witness the typical Friday dump, moving it to Monday when it usually pumps is going to feel even worse...
Okay anons, I saved up my first $1,000 dollars and I am ready to wagmi. Tell me exactly what to do. All I need is about a million dollars.
It's weird how stocks are controlled by jews and blacks. Blacks decide when the market is closed.
>>62387887Gives Trump ample time to come up with another TACO for Sunday evening to pump the markets again. Just in case
Expect a false flag soon
monkey monday monkey mondaymayhaps malarky marred markets
>>62388565we used to do this too back in the day, we called it "circle of trust" ~ #justgermanthings
>>62388592Is this webm AI?
I'm not losing money today!
Unfathomably based, this guy is literally the meme personified>Iranian Army Soldier affirms they are in control of the Strait of Hormoz, not the gentlemen in suits and ties in Tehran or Washington.>He says: “Behind me is the Strait of Hormoz: The closest point to the mouth of the strait. This is our Persian Gulf. We are still here, in 55 degree humid heat, standing with our flesh, blood, and soul, far from our wives and children, and we will never abandon this place.”>He bravely says: “We are the ones who decide who passes through here, not the suit-wearers in Tehran sitting under air conditioners, and not those in Washington. We are here, and we say who goes and who comes.”>He says they will not let the blood of fallen comrades be wasted, urges people to stay in the streets, and promises that as long as the people don’t give up, they won’t abandon the Strait either.>“We have stood here until the last drop of our blood. As long as every one of us, the boys of the IRGC and the Army, are here, no one has the right to pass through. We will not make ourselves indebted to the blood of the boys and girls of Minab, and we will not allow their blood to be trampled.>People, stay in the field. Stay in the streets. We are here. If you do not abandon the streets, we will not abandon this place either. Rest assured.>By God, we are not regretful. By God, none of us is upset that we have been standing here for 100 days now. I am saying this: with our flesh and soul, with our blood, and as long as there is blood in our veins, we will stand here.>And we will firmly defend this Gulf and the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran, by the permission of Lady Fatimah Zahra, and by the permission of my leader, Imam Seyed Mojtaba Khamenei.>The traitors to the homeland should know: we are here as long as there is life in our bodies.”Watch him, watch him close, because he's the one that will make le memedeal crumble. Not 5D chess shit from memereal. This based nerd will.
>>62388561I should have sold nokia at 18 and buy black berry before the earning report.
>>62388610No these clips are from Computex a couple of weeks ago
The WEATard ruined me.This is the last time I listened to a retard from here pretending to be smart. My 100 august calls are literally worth $0.01 each. I can't even sell at a loss because they're worthless and it's not even July yet.Thanks WEATard.
I predict 127 usages of "nigger" this edition of /smg/, let's see how close it gets.
> futures
why do koreans flip over when they die?
O say can you see, by the Zog's early lightWhat so proudly we hailed at the Donald's last gleamingWhose broad stripes and bright star through the perilous straitO'er the gas pumps we watched, were so gallantly beheeming?And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in airGave proof through the night that our truce was still there;O say does that memorandum yet waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the slaves?
>>623885880dte spy plays god speed bro
How do we short reality so we don't wind up back here again? What do we do to destroy the universe and make sure the demons don't play oopsie doopsie reset games on us?
So is Monday gonna be bussin or sussin?
>>62388652>so we don't wind up back here againYou mean celebrating niggers? Cause I agree, it's a damn low for western civ.
>>62388628>Nigger. Dumb nigger. Stupid nigger. Retarded nigger. Bitch nigger. Ass-to-mouth nigger. Faghole nigger. Troon nigger. Cunt nigger. Turdskin nigger. Shitskin nigger. Porchmonkey nigger. Bootlipped nigger. Dickhole nigger. Slobberdonkey nigger. Tonsiljockey nigger. Ballsack nigger. Snotbox nigger. Monkey nigger. House nigger. Uncle Tom nigger. Trump nigger. Kanye nigger. Eruo nigger.SPCX is going to 130 Monday.
I genuinely dont understand the memory stock bullrun, how much further is this shit gonna rise? SNDK is at 2200 what the fuck? Eventually this whole thing has got to lead to a once in a generation crash doesnt it...
What are you guys buying next week? Fuck it I might just fomo back into semis again. Last week, my whole portfolio was in the red save for my index funds.
>>62388659Depends on what you're holdin'
>>62388623You should try listening to a smart guy pretending to be retarded (Me) & long GRRR.
russia sucks and is losing the war
>>62388690How can Russia afford start wars when busy with the special operation in Ukraine?
Israel and Hezbollah have a ceasefire again you're all mental
Canadian herei was wondering why I couldn't buy american stocks today and then I realized it was I Can't Breathe day.
You guys better pump my pussy on market open.
>>62388719Only boomers think a small bombing break ceasefire.
>>62388720Don't forget we also have martin luther kang jr. day
>>62388720Being able to buy etfs with american holding in them when their market is closed feels like cheating desu. Though the reverse with our market being closed when theirs is dumbs is horrible
>>62388690>>62388718This """war""" sucks. It's like:>Russia briefly gained control of Waterback Alley after 4 months of heavy shelling, but ukies managed to plow through Farmer's Yard and take command of the Barn Tower, which forced russians to retreat back to Ol' Miroslav's Hut and consolidate their forces, meanwhile ukies have advanced from Babuska's field all the way to Kolchev's ranch. Meanwhile the passage through Krasnoblyad's Creek is still contested.>500 trillion rubles and 200k drones were wasted in that last skirmish.
>>62388568lol yeah and the market always dumps on black history month
markets closed, we /spee/ today
wdc is now the top holding of SGRT. wdc may be better than all the other memory stocks now
>>62388690It's not a war Saaar, it's a special military operation. It will become a war when they say fuck it all, and begin nuking Germany. But only because such a thing will be hard to rename.
uh oh trump poo poo stinky oil 85 again :(
>minor down more than 60% past the floorWhy...
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62388838No matter. Tankers Anon.This is not financial advice.
>>62388851Today: +2.54%This Week: +2.04%This Month: -1.72%This Year: +29.58%From Peak: -2.76%12 Months: +37.89%Nothing ever changes...
why havent the world's financial markets transitioned to 24/7 trading? it's not like the world stops functioning once someone is asleep or has a nigger holiday. all day, every day trading would also create jobs everywhere as someone needs to monitor sheet. not to mention the mental benefits for those who are in constant need to gamble away their parents' wealth
how are you guys feeling about MU with how bullish redd*t seems to be on it? will they actually get a win or should i deleverage?>>62388767kek! when put like that it sure seems like both sides are just genociding the commoners on purpose.
>>62388851I got a ton of sleep, just woke up again, and i had the loveliest dream just now. Feeling really good.
after there's a dip buy calls on wdcx
>>62388856why did you repost my chart and numbers? >>62385751
>>62388861The bucks get uppity when they see price action, this happens every time. I've been holding for six months. I will only sell when the bull thesis is gone. I am still bullish>>62388857Because it's a part asserting American dominance
>>62388838Sauce?
>>62388843Huh? Bayshore?
I swore off options but I'm not making enough money and I need to get rich quick. $150k -> $152k after a month ain't gonna cut it.I just wish that I could leave something behind for the good ones here if I end up offing myself. Kind of sucks that whatever I'll have left will just go to the gubmint/"charity."
>>62388720Why would a canadian buy american stocks?Canadians just buy a house and then they're set for life
>>62388857pools closed nigger
>>623888851% in this market it's fucking over
>>62388885ill take it anon :)
>>62388674>>62388861They are building tons of data centers and simultaneously refreshing old ones, there is an unimaginable increase in the amount of chips needed, both to train and run ai systems, and there doesnt seem to be enough, the we are in some kind of perfect storm where more compute begets need for ever more compute. Will that ever short circuit, will we ever have enough? Maybe, but right now silicon is the worlds hottest commodity and fabs are working at full capacity, will be for years out
>>623888510%, got good sleep though. i need to get rich fast, watching the markets this closely is exhausting. i long for the days of being a millionaire and making hundreds of thousands a year just in CC premium alone.*picks some food off your head**munches with mouth open as bits and pieces land on your face*
>>62388885If I were you I would look at the memory market, wait for a dip, then full port their leveraged ETF counterpart with an equal weighting distribution for each for example do 25% each: muu, snxx, wdcx and stxx. This should net you a fuckload more than a measly $2k on $152k. I farr and make $2k on six figures lol. Just be mindful of external financial conditions that aren't directly related to the performance of the stock eg war or whatever.
>>62388851>veqt up>bitcorn up>soxl slightly downGood day overall, cant wait to reverse it all monday
>>62388910Huh
>>62388906Thanks brudda. I had a small position in DRAM but I sold it for only a few hundred bucks profit. I think I'm like ~80% in broad ETFs and the rest in semis/tech but I was just too late to the game and I didn't buy the dip in April.
>>62388870>>62388902my bigger worry is if there is a temporary pullback. my options don't last forever and seeing all those redd*tors pile in is worrisome. every time i see them pile into something it almost always dumps.
>Elon Musk>@elonmusk>1h>In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systemsIt's over. he wants your money
>>62388922bro is euphoric
>>62388918At a certain point they will get bid up enough that the big wallet that drives the market will take some profit. And there are worse financial situations possible. Thats a different game altogether. I just own common stock. You can get rich slowly with certainty with a semiconductor etf or try to do it the quick way or get hyper rich at risk risk of ruin with leverage and options.
>>62388915You might consider rotating some of the broad funds into their 3x counterpart like 20-40% tqqq or spxl
>>62388937to add, you can also just get longer dated options. Some have deltas of 1 or .999. You can fine tune your risk. its not binary like stock.
Marvell will 10x this year.
kevinplease
>>62388952deploy task force on no news
Can’t believe that on the same day as we’re celebrating the greatest holiday, midsummer. Americans celebrate their nigger holiday. Really puts things in perspective.Only my German stonks moved today. Very boring!
>>62388952Whats everyone opinion on mr kevin? Sounds like he wants to make the fed more opaque which as a big boy investor I dont like
>BREAKING: US-Iran peace talks in Switzerland have been postponed
>>62388964Old news priced in
>>62388964Don't matter as long as the oil flows.
>>62388960Cathie wood likes him and stupid twerps that like to fingerwag and grin like a toddler that just pooped themselves when the market dumps seem not to so i like him
>>623888514.8% - exactly the same as yesterday!
>>62388937maybe so but i'm tired and just want to be rich now. even just 5x'ing my networth would be enough to put me in a position where i'm not rich but i definitely don't need to wage.>>62388952>surprise emergency meeting on the weekend>"emergency rate hike 500 bepis points!"and just like that a portion of my portfolio is going to $0 as i hold onto hope that it'll pump (it won't)
>>62388960much needed changing of the guard. The Fed needs a more proactive role in the economy
>>62388588im so fucking tired of these posters>hey im poor how do i get rich with my lunch moneyshould be an automatic ban. its essentially begging.
>>62388851Totally flat. Weird
I know of a tech stock that I’m really bullish on and I need trump to break the deal at least just a little bit so I can ape in a shit ton of options for cheap.Please trump..
>>62388979What if you....just held...a leveraged version of the stock?...
>>62388974Im not telling you not to, theres no stopping the compute train and its the best horse to ride for that route, but financial risk hasnt been solved for and i am a neet already and dont want to be wiped, i have no second chance
TRLV has been listed on a major stock exchange and the initial pump and dump is over. Now is the time to buy.
>>62388975The economy is mostly cartels running most of the core industries though
>>62388982>just hecking get liquidated by a scam dump bro>just hecking use 5x leverage bro>you don’t hecking need to buy the equivalent of 50x leverage broI’m holding out for the option contract to cost 1/100 vs buying the stock itself and it’s currently only 1/20 which isn’t worth it.
>>62388993Okay, ya got me
>start a war with Iran because Israel told you to>achieve non of the military objectives>strengthen Iranian government that was on the brink of collapse>cause prices to skyrocket>pay Iran 300+ billion dollars as an apology for everything>MAGA people still love TrumpIs there anything that will cause these people to turn on him
>>62388996It sucks because out of money contracts should be gigacheap at least 1/100 of the price but it costs the same as normal in the money options for other stocks at 1/20 and the in the money for this stock is even worse at 1/3 the price of the stock which is super gay and basically pointless to buy..
>>62388976It might not be much but that's my money. I only asked for advice. Did you never get advice? Did you never learn anything? Mr Big Shot? Huh? I didn't ask for anything else and you call me a beggar? You think you're better than me? I spit on you. I wouldn't want your stinking money anyway and I never asked for it.
>>62388987I need a gf / wife like her
>>62389009idk but I'd vote for him again
>>62389009sweetie turn on the news, the deal is off
>>62388561When is the next week dip? I need to slurp MUU, SNXX and more NBIS
>>62389020lol u jelly? u mad?
>>62389034u expect dip so the market will pump next weekno chance for u to slurp cheapies niggerbull forever nigger
>>62389009>Is there anything that will cause these people to turn on himActual competent opposition
>>62388983i'll simply have to just hold my current position. it's enough to get me a good return if MU pumps but if it crashes i only lose a portion of my portfolio, small enough to not be ruining but not big enough to make me rich.>i am a neet already>i have no second chancethat doesn't make sense. are you rich already but want to be richer? or are you just on neetbux?
>>62388556pool's closednigger fridayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIZ3pYKOQM
Hows my risk tolerance looking like bwos
>>62389022she has small boobs niggerwant big boobs girls nigger
>>62389059You're risking blowup
Hello fellow bogleheads,I'm in the process of inventing a new investment strategy. The purpose is to offer greater diversification than typical broad index funds. I'm going to create a new ETF that invests primarily in: RAM, AI, PM's and Energy. Other broad funds invest in some but not all of these sectors. The ETF will be collectively known as RAPE. All aboard the RAPE train!
>>62389063Meh it's all house money at this point
>>62389009>Pakistans government never collapses despite being 10x weaker and worse than Iran>Somehow Iran was on the brink of collapse It might be a civilizational thing, maybe pakis never stand up for themselves. But I'm always skeptical
if you are not investing in photonics you might be still dealing in the real world
Perma-bears are unwell retards and perma-bulls are naive fools. Clearly the thinking mans option is to become a perma-crab. The market is about to flatline forever, just you watched!
>>62389054It makes sense to me. Maybe its hedonic treadmill but doing nothing all day is not what i really want, still get depressed
>>62389064I like this idea, I totally support RAPE.
>>62389070tickers?
Yeah? Im bored too lets fuck come over. You see the signs booty bitch ya tu sabe lol
My entire portfolio is DELL
>>62389083Check FOTO for some photonics tickers, I personally wouldn't recommend FOTO because the performance is very poor due the excessive diversity of holdings, like 15.Roundhill is releasing LYTE on august, the same company that created DRAM.But to start, AAOI, GLW, COHR.
>>62388851crabby nigger day
>>62389083SIVEF, AAOI
Melt up?
Posted without comment :3
>>62389060She's wonderful
This is my happy place https://youtu.be/OvvN0XnR_6s?is
>>62389131white power anthem
>>62389135
>>62389123Please refrain from posting pictures of my wife
>>62388851>How did it go today?!?!Your portfolio, or whatever happend there.....
>>62389115eps poster usually fail nigger
>>62389059It all depends on size, 67% of $1,000 portfolio is different than 67% of $1m portfolion. You should have a solid explanation why NBIS is still going despite so many data center plans being paused. I sold NBIS at $122 because I thought the sector was weaking a bit and CRWV is not doing that well price wise. DRAM is a different story I think you will print money as long as the Iran war story is positive and the agreements hold and the oil flows. If your DRAM calls really rip sell and secure the profits and move on. The Iran was can start again anytime.* my Schwab rep showed me my portfolio riks analysis on the web tab and it is like 43 or some shit like that, he said it was so far off the normal chart the standard 7 indices were squished down into the lower left corner just to fit my position on the graph.
>>62389070I think you're way too early on photonics yet you could still easily have 20% days that make up for it so not a bad play still just a lot of uncertainty that means harsher pullbacks
OPWN THE FUCKING MAKRKETS!!!!
>>62389180no
>>62388976>1pbtidKek quit your crying
>>62389064Kek!>>62389103Nta but I checked into FOTO recently, iirc too diversified was my opinion as well.
I sold oil at the bottom and ate a 2k loss. I guess I'm going to FOMO on Monday and lose more
After a huge loss I finally accepted that money in the market doesnt really matter until you cash it out. Dont forgot to enjoy yourselfs broskis
OIL TO $1 MILLION
ayyo, shout out to all my SMIGGAS on the holiest of holy JUNETEENTHS. it has to be a holy day because nobody lost any money today (unless a certain somebody decided to go full NIGGER on the internet slots again, looking at you johnboy...). But can we take one moment to POUR ONE OUT for our FALLEN SMIGGAS? TODAY IS FOR YOU PIMPS! I LUH (YOU) SMIGGAS CUH! ON GOD!Also picrel is me, the world's greatest black female lesbian trader
>>62389210Bro oil isn't even green
What if /smg/ bought all the lean hogs and refused to sell contracts on it and then just sold then to restaurants at overpriced prices?What's stopping us from doing this?
>>62389216And what if someone killed all those lean hogs that we tried to sell?
>>62389168I actually agree with your sentiment, I don't think nbis will do as well for the upcoming months, not as well as memory, but I do believe they will be a better transition from memory once their production reaches critical mass. I may look to sell my nbis calls for mu if their earnings actually tanks their stock like time and time again.
I'm going to make the world's biggest lean hog farm for the sole purpose of undercutting lean hog traders
>>62389220Won't that make you a lean hog trader?
I just got 30% on 1 trade and made 0.3 dollars This is so easy :^)
>>62389230I will have my own market and have a monopoly on it
>"its free money bro">buy>lose money???
>>62389247Give it time
never forget to laugh at them
>>62389255Every single oil "analyst" was so hilariously wrong. Im not talking about the guys who predict a bunch of markets, these guys literally only do oil and posture like its some specialized thing you can only do if your full-time for 20 years. Absolutely exposed for the fraudulent retard shills they are
/emerges from the bowels of rural Montana>>62388578It dumped last time, then slowly went up. It may well do the same again.>>62388588I think DRAM is your best possible bet.
>>62389262That's all analysts though
>>62389247What's free money?>>62389265*hugs you* MUANONY WELCOME HOOOOOOOME
>dump hard Sunday premarket, pump Monday>pump a little Sunday premarket, dump hard Monday One of these will be true
>>62389265This paper handed baggot is back just in time to get dumped on after MU earnings. Praying on your downfall :3
>>62389291Trust the plan...it will work out...
If kospi is red I'm selling everything before the mu earnings report
>>62389262They are all coping HARD
>>62388722If you ever actually got pussy in real life, let alone experience foreplay, youd understand how puffy swollen and slick a pussy can get, and there's no better feeling than jerkin a rock hard little clit and feeling it pulse and tense up, if you do this while you are fucking her the fuck hole tenses up too, and sometimes oozes out more warm lubricant to give the pussy more suction, you can literally tell the girl is about to cum because the fuck meat will lock up tight like a charliehorse giving the fuck meat a different texture and intensity.
Reassurance behavior. One adult male reaches over and feels another's erect penis after hearing a twig snap. The males are at the edge of their ranging area and are easily frightened. An adult female sits unconcerned nearby. The males continue to listen, hear nothing more, and resume eating. Why grasp- ing another male's penis is reassuring and exactly who is reassured is not clear, but in monkeys and in apes in general, it seems that grasping the geni-tals of another male is often associated with alliance formation.
Is Hormuz open or closed I’m seeing conflicting reports
>>62389262agreed bro
>>62389316i feel violated
>>62389316
>>62388556Macro News for anons as results of a days research.Todays Focus: Horn of Africa>Sudan war continuesWest key city will soon fall to rebel forces, splitting country in half along the Nile. Government forces backed by Egypt, Turkey, Eritrea, minor support from Saudi and Qatar.Rebel forces backed by Ethiopia-UAE co-op, possibly Israel, US, China.Notable developments include increasing sophistication of rebel attacks implying advanced nation participation, with two drones blocking Starlink access in recent city, causing defense collapse. Rebels were photographed wearing Chinese made drone jammer backpacks suposedly provided by UAE, and employing Chinese made Kamikaze drones made by UAE.Despite this, journos sympathetic to government were blocked from entry into western nations to receive awards, implying China-US on same side on this one.Eritrea has begun training militas and deploying them to Port Sudan, potentially looking to occupy that area if the nation breaks up.>Egypt bombs Sudanese gold mines4 Egyptian warplanes mowed down "artisanal" miners at a large site near the border, and struck those who ran with missiles.This appears unrelated to the conflict as this occurred in government held territory, the side which Egypt is on, in response to peasant encroachment on their own mines.If anything, signals Sudan is an Egyptian puppet, as they have done nothing about it.>SomalilandIsrael reveals longstanding security ties to separatist Somaliland, PM visits Jerusalem, US calls promising bastion of democracy. In short, Somaliland will likely break away and become a US/Israli base as a counterweight to the Houthis on the other side of the other strait. >Ethiopia unravelsJust as its plans with the UAE seem to be coming to fruition in Sudan, Ethiopia's political opponents internally are seeming to unite, threatening to re-ignite war in region. >SomaliaFamine in Somalia has driven piracy to historic highs.
It is scientifically feasible for SOXL to reach 300 by next week.
>LLM company
>>62389316Thats not what sex is like at all. Its mostly whimpering and crying and you need both hands to make them hold still
>>62389339there is no stop for these semiconductor niggers
>>62389339TRUMP STOP THEM
>>62389338>african alpha
>>62389338In summary it is probable that the region sees elevated risk and insurance rates in the red sea going forward pricing in a potential break up and instability, though some of the risk related to Iran backed militants will be written down on knowledge of a new agent nation in the theatre and counterweight.
>>62389318And Italian Eritea?
>>62389346>he doesnt lock his hands around her waist and pull her in while burying your face in her belly so she cant scratch youthere are many ways to rape an foid
>>62389338why are various sandnigger factions squabbling over africa?
>>62389373If i ever have sex with a 9 ft tall woman ill remember this advice
>>62389265everybody expect dump so it will pump after earningscreen cap this niggerno selling until sept nigger
>>62389338If Somalia literally dies out from famine, could we build a buc-ees there?
>>62389338Africa really feels like the place where history never ended. Seems like some novelty investing opportunities desu. How uhh "reliable" is their stockmarkets, or do governments regularly just seize companies assets and stuff?
Leaf bros. They just bailed out the BC property market. Do not hold CAD.
>>62389338Curious how Somalia got a famine and had to up their piracy ways just as america finds out somalians frauding the system and stealing millions of dollars.
>>62389338thank you for the writeup anon. it is always interesting to read about monkey wars. i am a little surprised to hear about egypt being involved in anything. doesnt america pay them a lot of money not to chimp out at retarded shit like this?
>>62389385you can bury your face in her booba if anatomy allows.
Damn, looks like Andrew Left from Citron is getting investigated and could face 25 yrs in prison for fraud.
>>62389405thats funny i own a profitable resident REIT trading at a 50% NAV discount thats failing to close the discount with tiny share buybacksstill, i cant imagine real estate getting hot again for at least 5 years
>>62389407Its not curious at all, theres always a reason for stuff like that. Whats curious is why we allow 3rd world agents to spread destabilizing propaganda on western media platforms
Anyone know what happened here?
>>62389423Zirp will return to Canada before USA. Canada is way more stuck though. Wouldn't be surprised to see my boy handsome Kev keep rates steady.
>>62389440Fertilizer freakout from the strait closure
Rape is bullish for the markets
>want to invest in robotics because that's supposedly the next big thing>look around>it's either all private, junk or fucking nvidia and teslawow very cool. Looks like the only decent option is Hyundai since they just bought boston dynamics.
>>62389392you know the answer to that
>>62389405capital controls. soon. everywhere
>>62389392the only thing you should be touching are miners hq'd in 1st world country that are collecting africa's resources for their shareholders
>>62389265>then slowly went upIn the same trading day or over a longer time period?
BROS LOOK AT KOSPI
>>62389480it's over, right? please let it be over. i bought TQQQ puts
KOREANIGGERS
it's fucking ripping huh
>>62389480Is fucking over...
WAIT I'M THE NIGGERjew star saptcha
>>62389478The latter.
>>62389480Uhhh it closed 16 hours ago
>>62389480>>62389492Are you guys just vibe trading on closed markets again?
>>62389480WTFWTFWTF
IT'S FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62389502>>62389503made you guys look lol
>>62389508based bocc
>>62388960dickhead #8175135018735pretend hawkishness until sufficient for the administration to insider trade on buying the hole>>62388975dumb. they need to fuck off and die>>62388990this
I'm just here to shit post
Net & Yoohoo
>>62389525
>>62389525>>62389528quirky chungus
>>62389501Awesome, gonna sell half my semi on Wednesday and buy back after
>>62389533I'd hang onto it all at this point, rather than trying to outsmart the market. Tim Arcuri's take on things makes me a good deal more confident about what the rest of this year will bring us.
>>62389525Same, I don't even trade stocks. I just respond to Anons posting their stocks and immediately pretend to be a bobo and tell them their stock already topped and its going down. I love posting Bobo memes and making every red day into a big deal and that it's the beginning of a bear market. I wonder how many people I have caused to panic sell lmao
>>62389540Based
your mom is giving my super micro service now hahah
>>62389540Shit on ADBE or MSFT and someone will get butthurt and call you babe, it's a neat easter egg
>>62389550Oh I have already. It's true Bobo has the best memes.
>>62389009Bro you're acting like the other side is any better. The side that lets in millions of brown illegals and lets them get away with anything and they let in so many of these browns that it would take several years to deport them all.
>>62389539>Tim Arcuri's take on thingsqrd?
>>62389550>>62389552I kept telling people to sell in may and go away. May was the best months for gains this whole year ahaha
Opened youtube and the first recommended video is titled "I GIVE UP TRADING ISN'T FOR ME"It's a 4 min video literally just a guy saying good morning and that he will be back later if there is any trade that day, then he reappears and says trading isn't for him and he got stopped only for it to go back up and he gives up.I look at his channel and the dude has tried and been posting video of his trades for 4 years.Yesterday he lost the last bit of his money and quit.
>>62389553Yeah that's true. When the bar is set so low because the Democrats love dysfunctional talking points then it's really no surprise that an orange retard leads the country.>defund the police>there is no such thing as an illegal person>Women's rights
>>62389559Lmao, nice. I'm glad I'm not short selling based on what I say. I would be fucked.
Hi, stocks are risky
>>62389560>stopped out4 years and he hasn't learned the first rule
>>62389560gem. Reminds me of YOU MAY BE HOOKED!
>>62389568Yeah all of them could go to zero. The whole stock market is built on a lie anyway.
>>62389560I'm surprised he lasted 4 years. Dude must have been a decent trader.
Trying to responsible and not blow it all away.I’m 40% S&P mutual fund45% cashAnd the rest is on a JP company that am anon mentioned
>>62389580are those savings or gains
>>62389557https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/micron-mu-stock-gets-new-street-high-price-target-from-top-analyst-timothy-arcuri-heres-whyThe man is a specialist in tech stocks. He was the only man on Wall Street to hang a $550 price tag on MU back at the beginning of the year, and his historical track record is awe inspiring. I don't quite buy into his supercycle theory, but I am more than willing to listen to him when it comes to the stock's behavior in the near-medium term.
>>62389580You are doing better than 90% of the people on this board. That said, try a little DRAM. You'll like it.
>>62389525 This Anon is on to something. (It's totally NOT the same Anon posting now. P.S. Janny: Respectfully, thanks for the merciful brief ban - i'll tie this into stocks now...) I was bobo-ing into soxs earlier this week as SOXL was plunging, and then Trump TACOed, called off the attack and a peace treaty was declared - I lost thirty percent.On friday I decided to buy back into SOXL, and overnight, there's chaos in the middle east again - what the funk? - what's going to happen to SOXL monday morning?
>>62389405so rather than let home prices fall, they'll bail them out and buy it off them? i was right to say home prices would never fall again. does this make residential real estate reits a good investment?
>>62389580S&P is only 50% of the global stock market
>>62389540LoL. I'm more bull than bear... I guess I'm bear-curious. "stock market stuff"
>>62389540holy basedd
>nofolio on top of being NEET no wonder this thread gets shittier by the day
>>62389570"Cyrus" the Trailer Park Boys Stock Market Day Trader:"Safety, Always Off."
>>62388674We basically have about 1/10000th of the memory we're going to need to transfer all existing work onto AI and robotics systems, which we are on track to do except that we don't have the memory to do it with. Existing models are already sophisticated enough to take 90% of the work that exists, they just need context windows large enough to handle projects on week/month/year long basises, versus the one-off very shallow context windows we mostly have now. So there is literally infinite demand for memory, and it is price insensitive because the payoff is the reduction of all human labor costs to zero. And there are like five companies that make memory and getting into the memory game is a decade long capex process. Basically, there is no ceiling to memory stock prices. Literally none. They are essentially what retards were screaming bitcoin was 10 years ago, a verifiably scarce asset with infinite demand that will never go down. To believe otherwise is to disbelieve your own eyes, as you've seen the disruption in programming and other white collar work already, you've seen how models become paradigmatically better every few months, you've seen the curves and where they're going. Memory gates all of it. Memory is basically the purest play you can make on the singularity itself.In short, buy max OTM short dated DRAM calls, roll them to the new max strike every time they go ITM, and chill. Dips aren't real and bears, in time, will find that they aren't real either, which is to say: this rip will keep ripping until all bears are extinct. And then it will keep ripping anyways, because it doesn't care about bears, or you, or anything. It is inevitability itself, and it has a date with infinity.
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DRAM calls on Monday, I'm going to go crazy all weekend omg....This is crazy lol
>>62389495I love this little kiggas like you wouldn't believe
>>62389637Forgot to attach image?
DRAM just flew over my house bros
>>62389640anybody who can stay in character for almost 40 years deserves to be president at least once.
The Winged Hussars will fly with INTC next week!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9x5ADYWXeoLet's go boys!!! We will extract wealth from the oligarchs as they attempt to enslave us all!!
>>62389640I'm going to miss this retard like you wouldn't believe
i tried to buy SPCX but its gone up too high, im sitting on 5k, i don't want to get cucked by inflation, waiting potentially for months to buy shares, what should i invest in while waiting for the inevitable crash of spaceX?
>>62389673How many people didn't read that spacex insiders are allowed to sell on June 30th?Buy after June 30th.
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>>62388556Coomstellation software
>>62389685shit, i'll keep waiting then i guess.
>>62389701Is that a canadian company?
there's still plenty of time to get into the optical and data centre power tradeLYTE etf isn't even available yet, and theres going to be a big flood of money if you're in here before that ETF goes upjust like most of the money made in memory was made before the DRAM etf existed. when the DRAM etf became available, it pushed memory companies up another 100%. my micron holdings didnt just 2x, they went 4xget in the optical and power trade nowa lot of money in chips is going to rotate into these trades, plus new moneyget in before LYTE is available
>>62389709...seriously?
>>62389718( WHY AM I SO RETARDED? I CAN'T POST MY IMAGES FIRST TIME AROUND? )
>>62389721time to put the jager down, bud
>>62389709>don't wait for Lyte it'll be too late in 2 months!>get in now!>1 pbtid>no screenshots of his giga bullish short dated positionsNot buying your shitty FOTO etf
>>62389709Yeah I'm thinking I'm buying more DRAM
>>62389709You're forgetting most of the money that piled into DRAM was from people in the US who wanted exposure to SK memory stocks that they previously didn't have direct access to, I can buy all the photonics stocks I want right now why would I need some shitty ETF leeching fees off me
SOXL MONDAY?
Have 20k to yolo, probably holding off til next Friday after MU earnings. Looking at KXIAY, MU, SNDK, WDC, STX, LRCX. Anyone have any recommendations?
>>62389751MU reports wed, if it's down after earnings MU 9/18 calls otherwise ARM calls on any drops
>>62389745"... nobody listens to me ..."
>>62389673>i tried to buy SPCX but its gone up too highas compared with what?120x revenue was just right, but 134x revenue is crazy?what are you on about.
>>62389751>MU, SNDKThese remain the best values. Look at DRAM as well.
Why aren't you just buying WSB's top picks? None of you here is beating this, I see you faggots in the dingdingding replies crabbing 1% up and down.50% returns yearly means you 57x your capital. This is how you become a multimillionaire before 50, and for some of you lucky bastards before 40.
A bunch of faggots on twitter are saying Monday will be blood red cuz Jews bombed Lebanon and the treaty is already dead. What do you bunch of faggots have to say about that?
>>62389540This guy fucks
>>62389769disregard sandniggersacquire gains
>>62389763.. what about SOXL?... any other leveraged ETFs?
>>62389769>Something something something, bomb in middle eastSo it's a normal monday
>>62389768okaydid they sell?the thing with retail baggies is they can pull off crazy trades and see crazy returns in a year, but they tend to develop oneitiswe still have a running GME thread that is almost as active as this one.For every WSB genius this year there are 5 sitting on HIMS and DarftKings bags, I promise thee, and they will be for the next decade.
>>62389769>>62389745>>62389691>>62389592>>62389755THIS is exactly what I've been going on about!
>>62389778Stay the hell away from leveraged anything. They reset every day; you get maybe 40% upside in exchange for 3x the potential downside if you hold them even short term.
DRAM hopes and dreams after Micron's earnings report this week?
>>62389785What about SOXL's ridiculous run?All the past 4chan biz posts about buy and hold "SOXL" have seemed to come true.
>>62389763The holdings looks solid, I just wish the weights were a little better. The SK Hynix exposure is nice though, do you recommend buying the ETF only or pairing it with stocks like MU and SNDK?
>>62389783Did they sell? Even worse, they all are overleveraged retards who get wiped at the tiniest upset movements. That pic is also their collective wisdom. Few actually bother spreading over several stocks with zero leverage. The point is that they are good at predicting which stocks will moon. Go to that yearly thread and just buy those stocks, you are guaranteed to beat the market.
>>62389785MUanon what's good are you back in MU
>>62389801I have all three. I think WDC is about played out; the PE and forward PE are getting eye-wateringly high, so I stuck that in DRAM. Come Monday I'll buy a little more.>>62389803Yes, I have been for some time. It currently comprises about 30$ of my portfolio.
>>62389783>5 sitting on HIMSHims is about to go on a genny run to $100, saying this as someone who bought for the first time 2 months ago and not a long time baggie. They stand to make so much money off the loosening peptide rules the fda is about to make.
I think I'm ready to pull the trigger and go heavy into semis now. Seeing how Meta/Google are going to sell shares and Apple are now blaming component prices on their latest price hikes, it looks like the cycle isn't at the top yet. The question is, will we see some dump (related to MU mostly) or will we see a big pump now? Looking for an entry point.
>>62389802Link the thread.I'll probably buy puts on all of them.Wars over and we're shifting to a new regime, its time for fags to give back the money the street lent them for a couple of years, you can see it in the tape on SPACX, the age of memes and retail yolo kings is over, the age of the sorosian lich has begun anew.
>>62389812>baggot noisesyeah yeah, we get it.GME to $200 2 more weeks ctrl+F desuarchive 5000 results
Alright lads, very important financial question. How big must my portfolio be to wife the sexo tier zoomer in >>62386392? It is very important and financially related sewious answers only! Is 6 figures enough or do I need to full port into something like SOXL and hope it pumps 20x?
>>62389814There is no safe entry point for a commodity in a boom/bust year. There is only money you're willing to risk. Buy a harmless amount. Whenever it goes up, reward it by buying a little more. When it gets up around 20%, hang a trailing stop loss on it. When it gets up around 30% and 40% you can get really brave and start shoveling serious money into it, which means you make serious money. Maybe it sounds asinine, but it works for me and helps me sleep nights.
>>62389807Gotcha, I noticed that too. It'll probably improve after the shortage is done in a few years. I'm really high on KXIAY, hoping for a stock split from SNDK in a few months as well.
>>62389819I highly regret not full porting into MUU back in March, I'd be at, if not close to, 7 figures right now if I did. How much further do you think the AI play can go in the various sectors that is ie GPU's, CPU's, Harddrives, Ram, etc
>>62389825Tim Arcuri's read is that it might go into 2028. I'm certain it will go into the first half of next year, but I'm not a freaking Jedi Master. We could have a stock market mini-crash of the perfectly ordinary sort, or someone could invent an AI that only requires half as much memory. Trailing stop loss orders are your friends.
Analyst: We are upgrading Silicon Pancake Technologies from "Neutral" to "Aggressively Confused."Reporter: What's driving the upgrade?Analyst: Strong demand from raccoons training AI models in abandoned shopping malls.Reporter: Revenue guidance?Analyst: Eleven billion nanodollars, plus or minus a wheelbarrow.
>>62389828So like a Deepseek 2.0 scenario causing another scare, I see. I do know that I definitely need to pull out before the experts so called alleviation point. But this right now is my best chance of getting rich. I just need one big multibagger and I can ease off the reckless gambling.
Semiconductor Market Morning BriefingBull: The chip sector is up 3% because the wafers achieved consciousness overnight.Bear: That's not bullish. Conscious wafers demand benefits and stock options.Bull: Nonsense. The GPUs negotiated a merger with three toasters and a decorative fern.Bear: Was the fern fabless?Bull: No, vertically integrated. It grows its own transistors.Bull: The semiconductor sector is up 3% following reports that wafer production achieved sentience overnight.Bear: That's not necessarily bullish. Sentient wafers may require employee benefits and equity compensation.Bull: On the contrary. The GPUs have already negotiated a strategic merger with three toasters and a decorative fern.Bear: Was the fern operating under a fabless model?Bull: No, it was fully vertically integrated. It manufactures its own transistors.Bear: That's impossible.Bull: So is this market.Bear: Fair point.Bear: Fair observation.
>>62389825ARM is the only thing outside of memory I think has a massive move ahead, extremely power efficient CPUs in a world where any power savings are gonna necesitate upgrades
>every single fucker here recommending each other DRAM, MU, and SNDKholy fuck I can't wait for the bubble to pop and every single mofo here better post their loss porn
>>62389818Soogs probably has 8 figures.
>>62389836Not sure why, but I feel like the powers that be are going to try and rugpull prior to election season in 2028. They manipulated the markets with Covid, so anything is possible.
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>>62389843>bubbleIts evaluations are based off of genuine revenue in a market cycle. It's not like it's the first time we're short on computing parts and it seems like it'll keep going on for some time, though most of these stocks are likely to dump eventually as that's the part of it being a cycle. The question is more about when and what stocks as the demands on the markets may shift due to factors such as change in models shifting the parts required, but it's likely to be an absolute bloodbath at one point.
>>62389857imagine if china hormuz strait taiwan and semiconductors detonate
I bought soxl end of market Friday. Am I screwed Monday because war news?Last time I tried to sell first thing Sunday over night extender hours l, my order never went through.What do, please?
>>62389841Shill me on this, what are they doing? Wouldn't GPU's benefit more? In my experience these damn GPU's are taking more and more energy and these homes in the US have limits of about 2000W per area. A PC rated at 1000W is getting way too dangerously close when you start including all the other devices that also pull energy.>>62389846Fuck, I'm never gonna have her.>>62389847I definitely don't want to get left the bagholder in that situation.
>>62389841ARM is dead in the water unless QCOM makes up its fucking mind w.r.t. ARM on server racks(it will never happen)
>>62389862I doubt it'll come to it, but I have to admit I'm kind of morbidly curious to see what'd happen if that were to transpire.It seems like it would fuck over the USA Tech bigly? The stock market may get detonated if AI gets crippled, which may seem nice for China, but it's way too direct and confrontational.
>>62389867As it stands in the vast majority of existing datacenters, each rack runs on an intel/amd x86 chip, which inherently sacrifices power efficiency for a complex instruction set which in the past made sense. ARM chips use their own reduced instruction set designed for power effiency which is why they already in all phones/smartslop/cars/embedded systems. Nvidia partnering with them for vera rubin and the new AI laptops means there's no real reason anymore to equip datacenters with x86 racks, ARM performance is better now and uses less energy>>62389870I think we're nearly at the tipping point where power consumption makes it make sense, and either way it's inevitable
>>62389885>"i think">wanting to invest without doing any research CPU power consumption to compute performance is not linear. Broadcom already does the ARM compute shit but ARM is still too inefficient in high-power usage scenarios. it's still a decade or more of innovation away from being feasible. the only company that could feasibly innovate enough in a shorter time period to bring it to fruition is Qualcomm but their track record with datacenter/server ARM stuff is flakier than a weed dealer.
Good night Frens. When I wake up, I expect to see insightful replies to every single one one of my posts. If not, your mother will die in her sleep tonight and bears will devour your portfolio.
>>62389874it would cost china nothing and offer a lot of opportunity. the stock market is the soft white underbelly of the US. People's retirement depend on it. And china doesnt even have to stir the pot that much. it will mostly induce itself and create a runaway recession. even a 15 year stock market crash will completely upend the US.
>>62389899... he really means it ...
>>62389897I mean ARM makes physical chips now. It's another revenue stream that will eventually blow the fuck up. Boomer management presented with significant power saving projections will tear everything down and rebuild in a heartbeat, if you're arguing on the timeline I'm saying all the attention on power consumption will certainly make everyone get their shit together faster
>>62389632>In short, buy max OTM short dated DRAM calls, roll them to the new max strike every time they go ITM, and chill. Dips aren't real and bearsI planned to do that "summer strat" after MU earnings when we got the official starting signal for the second leg of the DRAM bull run.
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>>62388588buy a hardware wallet first, then put it all in a stablecoin and wait six months. you'll thank me later.
>>62388561> inb4 "my startup failed because i used ai slop"
