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First for gonna make it
>Pool's closed>Chosen people chose to close it>Oil baggots will rise again>Stonks baggots will get the ropeHappy Coonteenth Smiggers, this is the future you all chose!
yeah so I've been reading this fx trading mangaso how do I use this x250 leverage trick?also any good pairs?
>>62392576boats are still flowing bludhavent you learned not to trust tweets by now?
Cup n handle pattern works
>>62392578yeah i have learnt to trust IRGC vfm radio announcements which have the physical backing of you know the IRGC
>>62392578>June 20 - Zero transits recordedIMF PortWatch records 0 commercial vessels transited on June 14-20; crisis pressure at 92 (extreme); insurance at 8.0× pre-crisis baseline
>>62392584>trusting IMF reportsNGMI
>pool's been closed for months>markets still at ATH nonethelessYes, I'm very worried.
>>62392584my brother in yakub you can see the live transpondershttps://www.marinetraffic.org/HORMUZ%20STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker
>>62392587its coming, every mumu will be turned into a jam boy in the BNWO (bobo new world order not be confused with the other one)
>>62392576I'm sure if Trump gets on his knees, sucks the AyaTOLLa and promises them 10 trillion dollars they can overlook it and open the strait until the midterms.
>>62392590sure champ, its gonna happen in two weeks
>>62392590Yes, I'm sure this time will be different. I don't mind boboposting, but the amount of retards forcing it is at the AI slop posters levels.
>ITT
>>62392588Where exactly is HANDALA FAILED headed?
all eyes on the strait, everybody forgot about the hantavirus, that shit is gonna rugg spy to 300
>>62392575> first for gonna make itlmao keep dreaming
>>62392596This but unironically
>>62392602See >>62392598I'm going to make it.
>>62392599its a yacht being cheeky, click the details bludsounds like its not just the destination thats a skill issue
>>62392606>expecting accurate GPS information in one of the most jammed places on earth
>>62392570
>>62392622this nigga is sitting on cash through a golden bull run
>>62392622Technically Analyse this baggot!
>>62392625a seething mumu, NEXT!
>>62392627>If my stocks go up, I make profit>If my stocks go down, I slurp the dip>???>ProfitWorks 60% of the time, every time.
>>62392623I think it's about not understanding markets all that well anymore. The old playbook of buying companies with good fundamentals and holding them forever isn't nearly as illustrious when any retard can buy S&P500 ETF and get about the same yields. To maximize your returns nowadays to an impressive degree requires to be much more more nimble and to listen to more ethereal things such as market sentiment and bandwagoning to catch the rotations of money. The rise and receent returns on something like MU likely looks rather suspicious to an old timer using to buying the dips rather than alluring.
>>623925812 girls 1 cup and handle technical anal-ysis
>>62392631>thinking that this is the new normal
>>62392633It may not be normal, but we've already been though a semis cycle before.
>>62392637>cyclethey are cyclical, correctMU will probably hit a maximum of around 3-4k region, I doubt it will be worth more than 2.5T by 2028but even if you don't sell the top it doesn't matterit won't ever be worth less than 1-2T
>>62392637ya man, we can only sell so many of these compaq presarios
ka oide
>>62392645Depends, there's a potential of different models being implemented that'll require less memory and make some stocks plummet even more, but I don't think that how low will it go will matter all that much as the orders are filled for the foreseeable future with demand probably increasing somewhat, so you just buy and hold for whatever top is the top and dump your position entirely once the cycle will come to an end. Maybe you can start trimming once the writing is on the wall, but that could mean a lot of things.
Puttin' dreitausend euros on MU after earnings. I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. Richer than Richie.
will futures be green or redtell me the truth anon
>>62392694Red then green.
>>62392694Green. Despite deal cancelled because of israel the market knows a deal is pretty close now for real. They will make an agreement again soon and trump will get israel to back off eventually.
>>62392686>afterWhy would you buy higher?
I just did the math, if I hadn’t pussied out and put the $20k I was going to into soxl when it was $9, it would be $600k nowFuuuuuuck me, I need to stop being a pussy ass bitch
>>62392726i bought Palantir for 7$ in 2023 and sold it for 20 in 2024 thinking i was hot shit, still not over it
>>62392727Also was aware of SNDK's existence when it was in the mid 40's but didn't buy it that one i wont count since i didn't actually hold it
> futures
Watch Don make a Truth social media post 30 minutes before market open to make it pump massively, again.
>>62392625Can someone post the bobo target girl intimidated by the huge green dildo but change it so it’s a tiny green dildo and she’s laughing at it? Asking for a friend…
>>62392570Those TA fags are insufferable.
>>62392724I won't buy then. There's gonna be a dip sometime in June anyway, trust the orangeman.
I think I have a urinary tract infection
>>62392762Are you taking a piss?
Do You guys actually have all these tax exempt retirement accounts on top of a normal brokerage account? How do you deal with the hassle of having multiple accounts?
>>62392764Stings a bit afterwards. Its definitely not an std since its been months since ive gotten any.
>>62392726If you were afraid to buy SOXL at 9 dollars, why even pretend you would have held it to today?
>>62392770Did you get an STD test?
>>62392770If one of your parents are groid you most likely have an std that has just been dormant for years and is just now alerting you with symptoms (some of them do this). GET TESTED!
>>62392779You got this from a House episode.
>>62392775It's the same mentality of people that talk about being a millionaire if they've bought bitcoin the first time they've heard about it and sold at the peak. Just lost causes crying over imaginary spilled milk.
>>623925812nd for cup and handle.Soxl to 300 and beyond
>>62392570Dear motherfuckers.You will be feeling my pressure soon. It is a worldwide presence and there is nowhere you can run, your time is up.Tick Tock.
makeit wardrobe?
>>62392781i lost 5 years and only just got to what i should have had 5 years ago because i sold gme at $15 (to take out my cost basis) then remainder at $40 instead of $400i get that it's stupid talk and theres always another opportunitty but for awhile it legitimately felt as bad as losing actual money lmao wanted to my rope myselfselling early to take my cost basis out whatever thats just risk management but why did i sell gme $40 before it went to $400 2 weeks later
>>62392795
>>62392795uniqlo. or really any basic shit with no brandingit's summer but i just wear a sweatshirt and jeans everyday because it's a dry heat anyways and a/c at work is freezingi also drive a shitty brz becoz my boyracer phase and when i make it into 7 figs (almost made it last year, off by $100k before i dumped back down) im replacing it with a fucking golf or mazda3 hatchback because practicality is more important to me now
>>62392795i just wear a suit all the time because they are cool
Kneelhttps://archive.ph/i3504
>>62392570I am glad to announce that... You are no longer safe.
>>62392797You can't have all the information, nor can you predict the future. I get that you can't fully control your emotions, so if you feel a sense of loss, then you feel a sense of a loss, but you can at least rationalize it to decrease its impact. Yeah, sure, you could've made much more if you did proceed differently, but you could've also lost it all if did proceed differently. That's why you build a conviction and outcome scenarios ahead of time, so you can just go back after the fact and either conclude that you missed something and take it as a learning lesson or just something happened that you couldn't foresee, easing any negative emotions you may be experiencing, unless you're just thoughtlessly buying and selling stuff with the hope of making it big, in which case there isn't much to do to help you and you may be destined to a fate of endless grief while pushing buttons randomly without the understanding of why.
>>62392631> buying the dip is cope for bagholders who missed the real playnimble or not, timing sentiment is just gambling with extra steps
In China you would be dead already.
>>62392810all spacex baggies in this thread put your hands up right now, this is a judgement free zone
why are they seething?
>>62392822Sounds like heaven
>>62392810FUCK you guys told me they were a scam for retail retard goyim, but you never mentioned they were based and redpilled
Russia is seriously going to use nuclear weapons, and the market wont even care
>>62392830Yes Bobo this is only the 86th time Russia has threatened to use nukes. Surely this time!
>>62392823I'll only consider myself a baggie if it goes below $150 since I got it at ipo prices (if it does go that low I'll just sell it)
>>62392832trvthnvke
>>62392814>That's why you build a conviction and outcome scenarios ahead of timei actually did do a spreadsheet of that lol and ended up getting way too greedy because i could see a path to 7-figs actually within reach (what ended up happening is going to 900k then going down -30% because i postponed trimming profit on 2 batches)the one thing at least i do consistently is at least take my cost basis out when im that greenoh well there's always another opportunity, waiting on a few to wake the fk up and also hedged with gold
>>62392832the difference was they weren't losing at that time it was a stalemate at worst , no one thought they would attack the kyiv monastery the literal place where slavs became orthodox and yet they did which symbolically is way more extreme then a nuke
>>62392820It's gambling either way. The point is for your number to be as big as possible in the end and there are multiple ways of achieving that. The biggest factor here is the price point of entry, where it doesn't matter what you're buying if the price is just want too high, which is just another perspective on the same concept that could also be called timing.
ok mumu and bobros here we go hold on https://iran.liveuamap.com/en/2026/21-june-13-iranian-delegation-entered-the-negotiating-room
>>62392840Nothing ever happens faggot, you know the rules by now.
>>62392843Except for the invasion of Ukraine, collapse of Syria, October the 7th, the invasion of Venezuela and the Iran war
>>62392838Looks like a fine mindset then. You came in with a thesis and it wasn't exactly correct, which should then give you some feedback on improvement in the future. If you're aiming too close to perfection, then you're likely to be always disappointed as that's just not a very realistic goal and probably even needlessly high. And yes, as far as I can tell there's always an opportunity. Some bigger, some smaller. Just keep on grinding and you should be fine.
>>62392853Wednesday, the big oneEither memory is going to the moon or we're getting buck broken
>>62392857>MU smashes targets>still causes a small temporary dipThat's probably gonna be it.
>>62392842I dont get it, didnt israel break the ceasefire?
>>62392853looks like Wednesday is bobo pay day
>>62392870Yes, but everyone'e wagging the dog, not just Israel.
Still not driving my car even after gas prices are down 15% in my area. I am now addicted to endorphins from biking everywhere.
>>62392884I dunno everyones acting like iran did the dirty when it was israel...its always israel lol
who is this MSCI guy and why does he try to rate everything out there? why am I supposed to care about his opinions?
holy fuck yeah negotiations are fucked HAHHAHAH what the fuck is trump doing this is unreal https://xcancel.com/Osint613/status/2068690748548010457#m
>>62392870no fucking clue they flew to Geneva but they say that wont talk on a deal
>>62392898Swearing usually implies low intelligence but also honesty
>>62392898fuck it im going back into oil, no way you say that and expect Iranian negotiators to respond positively, trump is a retard and dont "oh its for domestic audiences" Iran has said they dont care and he needs to stop humiliating them
>>62392898It doesn't matter what Trump says, really. He'll say anything at the moment with no further implications.
>>62392905don't worry I'm retarded, not a shred of honesty in me
>>62392913Sorry I wasn't trying to imply anything about you. I was referring to Trump. I swear as well.
>>62392916i don't care. i am retarded
Being a MRNA chad allows me to ignore this whole Iran debacle and just sit back and enjoy steady growth from the ones who are going to cure cancer.Have fun fighting over your black sludge.
Futas?
>>62392898if he could have taken over the "rest" of the country he would have. iran knows hes a bitch boy.
>>62392917Me too. I just wanted to clarify I was not insulting you fren
>>62392570Next few months CCMI$ is gonna hit it big, only 3 cents right now probably gonna hit 20 cents due to some deals in place. Already secured a 30 year lease for their mine, sky is the limit and cant go any lower. Its canadian critical minerals inc, get it before it blows
>>62392939its ok bro no harm no foul
>>62392935You think the US can't? It'll take them 3-4 months to capture all the large cities and critical infra. Cleaning up everything might take 4-5 years but it's absolutely doable in the era of cheap drones. The only thing holding them back is the backlash they'll face back home and unfortunately Trump can't sell it after all this time.
>>62392894Why would Israel adhere to a ceasefire they weren't involved in making?
>>62392800>practicality>a fucking golf
>>62392625IT has to be the anime girl versions of both for it work. Also 1 crab girl mixed in to help pull him back in. I also bought 24 shares in SPCX and 104 Shares in Nintendo. I feel like Nintendo is going to do a shake up in the company and either commit to a theme park, or movies/tv shows. They might go further and revamp their game IP's since they are in a slump.
>>62392955>You think the US can't? It'll take them 3-4 months to capture all the large cities and critical infrakek iran isnt iraq or afghanistan bud. they wont be able to take over much. it will be a bloody invasion and nothing to show for it except israelis dancing on us graves.
Have 100kBuy 100k of SOXXBuy 100k of DRAM with marginPut a stop loss at ~15% Scale the amount to whatever size your portfolio is, it's that easyB-b-but it's in a golden sprial death cross breakout patternBut it's over valuedBut warIt dosen't fucking matter. You ride the coaster up and then hop off as it comes down
>>62392961Just start dropping crates of weapons in to major cities and watch it turn into a bloodbath. People are already begging the US and Israel to arm them.
>>62392961They can't take over every mountain cave, but they absolutely can take over every major city, port and oil infrastructure.
kevin please
>>62392968Don't get to hyped unlike Syria a larger portion of the population makes up the government and the military. In Syria the Alawites barely owned shit.
>>62392968>tes of weapons in to major cities and watch it turn into a bloodbath. People are already begging the US and Israel to arm them.why would they fight for the people that just blew up their kids? its been several months now and no revolution. maybe they dont actually care about getting rid of their government? >>62392970>major city, port and oil infrastructure.at what cost? how many dead is it worth? the us isnt going to walk in and win in under a few months. I know this because here we are a few months later and trump is surrendering to them. why isnt he doing an invasion then if its so easy?
>>62392970They absolutely can't. The casualties would be immense, and Americans aren't ready for that, especially in a war of aggression. If you aren't willing to shed blood then you can only win on paper.
>>62392974If it was preceded by the IRGC and its proxy forces in the cities getting the shit blown out of them the military might sit it out or even join the civilians.
>>62392894I don't disagree man. I think Bibi wants to expand the conflict and try to drag the US deeper in. Iran wants more leverage in their negotiations with the US. Trump is getting sick of Bibi's shit and wants an easy way out of the turd burrito he created. So Iran is going to hang Israel and Hezbollah's provocations on Trump to try to wedge the US and Israel, and get a better negotiated position. To do that, Iran needs to keep teasing the negotiations along. It's snakes all the way down.
>>62392986Why? the entire country, military clerics are all muslim believers. why would they ever turn on their own faith for jews and the usa? kek come on anon stop this role playing nonsense of le civil and honorable military.
>>62392992Nah. The Artesh is there to defend Iran. The IRGC is there to defend Islam.
>>62392986Would be better to learn the lesson from the Iraq war and remove the military entirely. We didn't do a complete bombing since wanted to and somewhat succeed in turning them into a functional(good enough) standards with a police force and military again.
Iranians are a buck broken people, they clearly have no issue getting killed by their government or they would've done something, frankly the western press should stop wasting time writing stories about people getting executed or celebs getting lashed, clearly the people don't care or they'd have done something about it>Ohhh look some woman didn't wear a headscarf and got beat into a comaDon't care.
>>62392997No one gave a shit about the Kuwaitis either until Saddam wanted to trade oil in gold and fully break up the OPEC agreements which at the time would've been nearly 60% of the world's oil coming from the middle east and 40% of that amount would've been Iraq+Kuwaiti oil fields. If he just shut up and stated he would work towards a defense pack with Saudi Arabia/America to protect the middle east from Iran they would've let him do it.
>>62392996The difference is that Iran has 2 armies. The IRGC is the big jihadi one and then there is the artesh and it's not clear which side they would take in a civil war. If the US isn't going to put boots on the ground then the best option is to arm the civilians and hope the artesh sides against the IRGC.
So, how's the two-week regime change operation Epstein Fury been going on lately?
pool's open? uh... buy oil?>>62392968and yet they didn't while there were active riots>>62392976this
when trump took office nobody thought this decadent hollywood rich guy would actually be doing anything besides golfing and making money. But now he's swearing that means everything is ok babefirst and only poster ITT for green monday (+)PS: I'm in love with an american man but I won't tell you who it is
>>62392968>give Iran free guns to fight america withLmao. You do remember the current regime was put in place BY a revolution right? People their wanted this. Don't base you understanding of Iranian views off the diaspora who left or the occasional uppity urban protest. Especially after we already let the government disperse and presumably "deal with" the people organizing those protest.Dragging out peace talks in the vague hope the enemy has a civil war is trostsky tier and will end just as badly. On the plus side, if you assume we are riding this stalemate out for a while then we get a lot of meme dip buying and meme pump selling opportunities
>>62392995>The Artesh is there to defend Iran.And they will all totally be ok with israel and the usa invading iran and killing their kids. because reasons. >>62393009>s the artesh and it's not clear which side they would take in a civil war.The Artesh is still fully staffed by iranian muslims. they arent going to kill their religious leaders because the US and Israel asked them too.
>>62392976Most people in iran don't have weapons and the IRGC has shown it is perfectly fine with firing into crowds of unarmed people. The fact people have been suppressed implies nothing beyond the fact they have been suppressed. There has been a strange increase in "gas leaks" though.
Im taking a long COIN position and adding to my GLNK position in my ROTH on Monday. Its about time for blockchain tech to see a rebound
>>62393028>fact people have been suppressedhave they? what makes you think they are all that miserable? They all voted for islam anon. they arent annoyed by it.
Trump on monday"We will erase Iran from map"Trump on friday"Peace deal. Peace deal"Well I am making money buying all these dips.
>>62393034yeah because whatever the news say iran still can't defend themselves
>>62393034Sadly the market doesn't even really dip anymore.
>>62393028The idea that the majority of the Iranian population does not support their government is a narrative propagated by USA and Israel to justify an illegal war to subjugate an ideological enemy.
>>62393035..................
>we're in a bubbleForward p/e when compared to earnings growth is at record lowsWhat this means, stock prices are not keeping up with earnings, and stocks are priced like a deep bear market discount. These companies are making more money than ever, and even though stock prices are up significantly, they're not up enough to keep up with earnings.Buying stocks now are priced like if you bought at covid lows lolthe market is so afraid of a bubble that it's pricing everything at a discounteven there's another dip you can get this shit at an even steeper discount.
>>62393040If that was true the IRGC wouldn't feel the need to bring in their proxies to set up checkpoints. Unless the propaganda is so good it even convinced them.
Found an degenerate way to play the nothing ever happens trade. You've probably read my TLT idea which is my high conviction trade. I've got a trade idea that I don't have the balls for but some of you might. Otm LEAPS on JNK. Same thesis as TLT but with non investment grade debt. This requires nothing to ever happen and things to actually get better. Honestly might take a look at the option chain Monday. I hate when I come up with good ideas and miss out on the gains. I called the STRC depegging in May but I never bought puts so I was right but made zero dollars.
>>62393045Why would a nation at war not set up checkpoints? Are you retarded?
>>62393044>muh Forward p/eKEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>62393044this is even dumber than boboporn
>>62393044I mean sure, if you're only considering MAG7 and disregarding the circular economy, that's probably not a huge bubble. But semis in general? That's 100% a bubble.
>>62393047>this cope againYes. Mossad is running rampant in their cities and they need to bring in a bunch of arabs to deal with them.
>>62393052
>>62393044when you look at AAPL 2007 when the iphone just came out you realize what fucking imbeciles work on wallstreet. For example michael burry's son works on wallstreet. What else could he do with his life lmao
>>62393051semis are making money hand over fist, and will continue to make untold trillions for years to come
>>62393046Pic rel for evidence of the puts on STRC and SATA but making no money on it
>>62393054KEK saved
>>62393055>*spoiler: they sold AAPL when the iphone came out
>>62393053>It's cope to make the observation that Iran is at war and operates like literally every country in any modern war evergo back to /k/ glowie
so In my opinion when you think about the market you have to see it as a massive piece of shit that has no vision whatsoever
>>62393054nah >>62393052 is right, literally everyone talking about how the economy sucks is telling on themselves. its like, we get it, youre a poorfag, thanks for telling everyone.
I just hope my real estate sells in time for the next absolutely retarded crash because of muh "enter temporary primitive fear trigger here" while we are entering the age of AI
>>62393056They probably will make tons of money in the years to come but that does not change the fact that there's a bubble. But a majority of these semi players have way higher PE's than MAG7.
>>62393063Yup totally. That is why many of them were there even before they got bombed.
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR WE RAPE OIL SHORTERS HERE
>>62393075damn its almost as if the IRGC are aware that Iran is infiltrated by CIA and Mossad
>>62393081Are they? How did Israel manage to kill so many of their leaders in 1 day then?
>>62393052>>62393054Shockingly society being in a state of decay tends to make the lives of a lot of people suck
>>62393088Being aware of infiltration is not the same thing as knowing who or where all the foreign operatives are.
HYG has a better option chain than JNK. I'd rather pay the premium to avoid the theta decay.
>>62393057next week should be interesting. i didn't buy those sept 60p and they ended up being fucking 5 baggers within a week at one point thursday. can't believe they haven't raised the divvy yet, might be some serious problems. going forward short MSTR is probably just the way to go unless it's back to par and IVs come all the way back out.would not get cute with the HYG/JNK calls where credit spreads are some of the tightest ever, market has yet to price the performatory hawkishness this year + coincident hike imo. i'd rather AGNC or NLY calls because it's a similar trade and you'll get exposure to potential policy support for mortgages
>>62393096Ah I see. So they are really only good at shooting at crowds of unarmed civilians.
>>62393098I like that. Thanks for providing those tickers. Really smart thinking about policy support for mortgages coming into play.
>>62393104I accept your concession.
>>62392960Nintendo stock months long dead cat bounce initiated! I will meet you next year. Glad to see light at the end of the tunnel.
>>62393088>many of their leaders in 1 day then?the same way you could on the us. Theyre all in DC and the pentagon. Its not hard to kill civilian leadership in a sneak attack anon. The ayotollah was literally sitting in his house like he does every night when he got bombed. theres no trick here.
>>62393110Its actually funnier than that. Someone managed to set up a meeting with a bunch of high-ranking people and Israel bombed it.
>>62393110Kek, do you think anyone can pull it off? Are you a muzzie immigrant or just competely ignorant? Denounce the Koran and the pedo prophet Mohamed right now. Fucking brown nigger.
>>62393116>enounce the Koran and the pedo prophet Mohamed right now.I denounce the koran and the prophet mohamed. Now what? denounce israel and the torah for me you jewish shill. Not dying for greater israel.
fuck are these niggers even arguing about?
>want to hedge internationally >VT historic growth is kinda meh >historical studies on economic downturns point out that US market loss tended to mirror international market loss whether by correlation or causation wait, why even VT then? US exposure is basically world exposure unless you're looking for very specific companies it's not like VT offers vastly superior beta or anything either
>The administration is so desperate for the market not to crash over this dumb war that they are trying to convince /biz/raely retards that its all going according to kaikaku
>>62393117I denounce israel and the torah. I just fuckin' hate muzzies so much it's unreal. Wish Trump wasn't retarded and had staged a full blown invasion.
CCP CONFIRMED to have SABOTAGED TRUMP'S REFLECTION POOL with HYBRIDIZED COVID VARIANT SUPERALGAEhow the FUCK are markets going to stay green when WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY CHINESE BIOWEAPONS???
SPACENIGGERS
>>62393120The market clearly doesn't care about the war anymore. I almost have my emergency fund fully funded again so I'd actually love a crash since I can invest a lot more.
>>62393121>Wish Trump wasn't retarded and had staged a full blown invasion.kek Mark Levin its time to stop posting.
zion don making threats again. bearish Monday?
>>62393119all the money comes from the same place: unregulated offshore gigaleverage
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/warning-p-500-could-verge-150500024.htmlCAPE mentioned >unexpected macroeconomic events uh oh
>>62393121>Wish Trump wasn't retarded and had staged a full blown invasion.Same, it's a real shame, I really wanted to see tens of thousands of flag draped caskets and a hundred thousand disabled veterans wreak havoc on the crumbling remains of US society.
>>62393126He's unironically right. The only reason Israel gets shit is because it's an entire country of kikes. If they were any other ethnicity the entire paradigm would be changed.
Nuke Iran. Israel too while at it.
>>62393129>>unexpected macroeconomic eventspriced in
>>62393125i fucking hope he does, seize kharg island you orange pussy
>>62393135Well if they we're any other ethnicity, they would be sanctioned by the world and USA would not veto any attempt to take action against their ongoing genocide of the Palestinian population.
>>62393140No one would give two fucks about the Palestinians. The only reason anyone cares about them at all is because they kill Jews and that's cool.If the Tibetans did an October 7 to China they would go extinct and no one would fucking care.
>>62393143The ICJ cares about the Palestinians, and so does every single major humanitarian organization, which is why USA and Israel are actively targeting officials belonging to these organizations with sanction, propaganda, and violence.
>>62393044The wise frog said to anon, >buy the bitted coin, for its future is unknown and its potential is largeBut anon laughed and said,>stupid frog, why would I risk my money on fake and gay shit, if I take risks I could lose itAnd the frog smiled and said,>ah yes, anon, but don't you see we agree? the chance to wagmi and the chance to lose are the same thing >you can only wagmi because of the risk, not in spite of itAnd anon was gay and retarded and butthurt when he saw that the frog was right>Win or lose, everybody gets what they want out of the market. Some people seem to like to lose, so they win by losing money
>>62392570It's more fun watching charts with cup and handle indicators on.
>>62392730>how it feels knowing you act autistic around people but you don't care anymore.
>>62393151HE SPEEDY
>>62393119by the grace of Ahura Mazda, i have come up with a hedging configuration for my poorfolio. >core: 35% VT 20% VIG >sats: 20% VGT 10% BAKA >"store of value": 15% BSV 20.3% annualized return (2.4% higher than S&P) over past 10 years, 14.6% stddev and 23.8% max drawdown. tell me what you gamblers think.
huh. pool is in fact closed again
>>62392730h-he's fast
>>62393178stupid filter. BAKA= S.M.H
>>62393138This, who doesnt have a Buy-The-Unexpected-Macroeconomic-Event-Dip fund? Are you even a serious investor without one?
>>62393151>despite the effort, still not moving at allSounds about right.
>>62393044>it's afraid
>>62393139>seize kharg island you orange pussythat doesnt really change much to iran.
>>62393200does for my oil long though
>>62393126OPEN THE FUCKIN MARKETS. TURN THOSE MACHINES ON!
Is there a downside to distributing your investments between multiple functionally identical ETFs between a single one?My bank offers a broker thing but it charges fees on a saving rate of more than 500 € per month, and I'm weighing the inconvenience of using a separate brokerage without fees vs splitting my investment between multiple ETFs with minor differences.
>>62393217It's slightly harder to keep track of everything. Beyond that no.
monday -2% then after MU earnings the rapture event -10-20% followed by crab until the next "ceasefire"
>>62393217So they charge a fee if you have a single holding over 500€? Honestly, if you can find a free broker that won't punish you for your success, I would suggest doing that asap.
>>62393217>bankCan't you just use some sort of normal broker instead? Sounds like a nightmare.
>>62393239reading comprehension
In school I sold candy, a quarter a piece, I made my money off 3 and the rest was all me.
If anyone wants access to my EVA-themed news terminal lmk.Its nothing fancy and claude built it all, just scrapes news aggregators and free finance data and pools into 1 place via python, but the 3 globe is kinda cool and I worked out most of the kinks,also has built in functionality for sillytavern somewhere in there to analyze headlines,someone who actually knows what they're doing might actually be able to pull some apis an make it properly goodhapppy to make it a biz project for all, i didn't write it claude did
Well the Iranians have left Switzerland.
>>62393251that looks really cool
>>62393248You're right, I'm retarded. But my advice was still correct by accident.
>>62393251I’m starting a project like this soon for commodities. Should take a month or so. Haven’t coded in a while so will see how it goes.
>>62393217I dont think it would be terribly inconvenient to use a fee-less broker if you set up auto-invest or something like that.Any fee you pay adds up, even if its less than your gains. I'm sorry you're european. Americans basically don't pay fees on banking at all if you don't overdraw since the bank makes money off your money automatically.
>>62393229Thanks.>>62393247It's a matter of convenience. They integrate their broker thing into the interface of the online banking application (that I already use regularly), vs having to transfer money from my savings account to a third-party brokerage account with its own smartphone app and additional half a dozen factor authentication login processes.
I don't know who needs to hear this but the Strait of Hormuz is a dead end.It doesn't even lead to anywhere
so are we bussin or sussin when futures open?
>>62393251Based.
MUbros, are we buying tomorrow's dip or Thursday's one?
>BREAKING: The Iranian negotiating delegation has left the negotiation venue in Switzerland in "protest" over President Trump's threats, per Iranian state media.>Iran calls the threats a violation of the June 18th Memorandum of Understanding which bars the use of threat or force.Pool's closed and the war is restarting while the west's cushion to keep oil in check is disappearing and inflation is expected above target until 2028This was the chance to avoid a crash and Donny T is fucking it up because Mossad has all his crimes taped.
>>62393274There are fees for maintaining the bank account and using the issued credit card, but I can't be arsed to switch all my bank connections (work, insurances, etc.) over to a different online-only bank. I'm begrudgingly okay with paying a bit in exchange for having a physical bank building staffed by humans in town.Their brokerage service used to charge 1.25% on your monthly savings rate (lol, lmao) if you used a savings plan so it was a non-starter for me, but just last week they changed their terms and savings plans are now free under a savings rate of 500 €.I already made an account with a different brokerage without such fees but having to juggle all these different apps is annoying.
>>62393294hello, therapist? i have israel fatigue
Fuck it, I was starting to feel positive after last week but now I just want to watch the world burn. I want to stop exercising and I want to eat more goyslop. I want to lose all of my investments, including everything in my retirement accounts.I hope my brothers here with wives and children prosper and make it out of this mess but I now hope that I die alone. I hope that single women keep shooting themselves in the foot until they panic at age 45 and try IVF only for the few successful ones to push out retard babies to make the world even stupider than it already is. I hope that I get my ass reamed out even further tomorrow at work as I watch all of my investments go to 0 and while I struggle to not drown under the workload while the women convene in the conference room to make Tik Tok dance videos.
>>62393294Trump will back down again by midweek. hes bored and ready to move on.
Any white women longing oil tomorrow? I need some proper advice for a change instead of these fucktards and bots.
>>62393300huh?
Is the pool's closed episode on again? It's beyond tiresome by now. I hoped they'd come up with something fresher. I guess we can at least watch SpaceSex go down faster.
>>62393217depending where you live you actually want to do that FIFO tax optimization (first in first out)
Guess I'll go stake out a good dick sucking spot now before futures open.
>>62393268based
>>62393300I hope this is just seethe and youre not this upset that you let the stock market cause you to start spiraling.Its just money
>>62393294
>>62393301and they said atheists are intelligent
When's futah's?
>>62392898i really wish they would just bomb iranian power plants and water treatment plants and just be done with itfuck these retarded sandniggers it isn't like anyone gives any credit for not obliterating them
>>62393336I'm sorry Mr. Moshe, Greater Israel is cancelled.
>>62392898THEY FUCKING WALKED LOOOOOOOLLL TRUMP IS SUCH A RETARD https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2068739549484752963?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>62393300Based
>>62393276Just keep on eye on expense ratios. It's the only thing that will really affect your returns. Also you get used to using different apps for things if that is your only concern. I use onepay for spending and sofi for saving and investing. It's pretty easy to manage given you can link your accounts to make transfers easier.
>>62393341WTF, HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY "THANK YOU"
>>62393340they have no appreciation nor even understanding of the fact that they are given great mercyvery easily the iranian people could be reduced to drought so severe they are left dying of thirstinstead of realizing this they sabre rattle and echo warcries to their barbarian god
Trump to Fox News:If Iran shuts down the Strait of Hormuz, their country will be obliterated.We may seize control of the Strait of Hormuz if it becomes necessary.Without a deal with Iran, we will start charging transit fees on the Strait of Hormuz.If Iran closes the Strait, its own negotiators won’t be able to make it back home.
>>62393341>trump threatened the arabs and they backed down>trump threatened the iranians, they dont carekek bro finding out arabs are cucks and aryan gods dont care what he says. >>62393348if iran gets their water supply hit, they hit the arabs water supplies. thats why every time trump has backed down. its his meme arab allies that know they will pay the price tick for tack with iran.
Your wife in 2 years if you go all in on SNDK
The market is going to pump so hard on the 57th potential ceasefire leading to a potential memorandum of understanding leading to a potential peace deal in a potential number of weeks
>>62393362> “President Trump tells Fox News he spoke with Iranian officials overnight and said ‘you close it and you won’t have a country,’” Yingst said, recalling his phone call with Trump held moments earlier. “He went on to tell these officials, ‘you won’t even make it back to your f---ing country.’”
>>62393341FAFOAFO
Stone ages
>>62393368The narcissistic shitstain is losing it
>>62393367What if this is the week when the market actually quit pretending to be retarded? What would yall do?
Who's dumber? Trump or the Iranians?
they are not negotiating just manipulating the markets and trying to push the oil prices downthe juice are looking to expand their territory, if you could read hebrew you would be shocked that even the regular people in the comments sections of news websites are bloodthirsty
>>62393341ngl the 'ranians are being pretty based
>>62393380Trump and it's not even close.
>>62393373>implying he's ever "had it"
>>62393368>>62393373if he kills them then theres definitely no negotiating since even less people left to talk to. trumps got to realize the yelling and threatening them doesnt work anymore. Oil may not react though. Oil traders could feel its all last bit of noise before a deals signed. I mean we finally had a MoU signed so getting close to a real deal. its in final legs.
>>62393381i dont like jews myslef but> the regular people in the comments sections> in 2026really?
>>62393346
Just nuke 'em.
>>62392590Man one of my dreams is to perfectly time the picotop right before a huge market collapse and get rich off puts. Seems more gratifying than getting rich on calls.
He'll bomb iran just so israel gets more desert wasteland to build condos on.
>>62393366can I get one without fake tits?
>>62393401nope
>>62393366>no matter how good she looks right now, someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her bullshitI'm good
>>62393366not interested, I'd rather be gay
Can you fuckers explain why 3 in the morning the stock market will make giant ass swings when I can't do anything? is it just rich people that can trade in the middle of the night?
>>62392823>>62392810this is a good signthe last thing you want with a space oriented company is to have diversity hires that WILL fuck up the engineering and technical side of the business, which would account for about 99% of it's success in the future
>>62393411>what are timezones
>>62393411Yes. It’s that simple. Didn’t you get your Epstein Class Pass?
>>62393362Trump to me: Hey what's up
>>62393415More like. Where’s that 50 bucks I never borrowed off you.
>>62393411Oy vey! Watch your mouth, goy!
>>62392862buying opportunityexpect everything AI to be held down until the earnings passeshedge funds front run this shit as seen in the past when nvidias earnings week came up the entire sector dropped off like a rocklike i said before these companies should hold their shit on monday morning so sector wide hedge fund crashes dont keep happening
>>62393366
>>62393412ESG is a made up benchmark thobeit. Color of skin, carbon farts. A business that makes a more efficient car with a bad ESG has done more to improving human life than a business with a good ESG that shuffles paper
>>62393294Trump is a total retard that just can't shut up. He needs to be spewing diarrhea out of his mouth every day. Can't go one day without Trump saying or Truthing something stupid for the world to see.
>futures
genuinely curious: how many of these 10+ptid that flood this general whenever something slightly bearish happens actually have portfolios?
>>62393436I call them Bagglerettes
DRAM vs just buying MU, and SNDK themselves?
>>62393381thats not really true thoughyou can read channel14 (turboconservatives, breibart/fox news for israel) with translate and their comments are 80% of the time bitching about "kaplanists" (there was some protest or something by libjoos on a Kaplan Street a while back), its a very similar dynamic to America where they are bitching about libs most of the time.what the leadership actually wants geostrategically is a different issue, but the hoi polloi is similar to american dynamics
>>62393436Hmm, my guess is that quite a bit, since they react to market news, so they'll likely to have some vested interest in market movement to keep an eye on it, implying they have some sort of portfolio. Being that dedicated to just post some images from time to time seems a bit too much, but the anons lurking these places aren't always exactly the most well adjusted ones.
>>62393381I’ve read them. A collective mania has taken over there.
>>62393411FTSE open
>>62393448London stock exchance*
>>62393381>regular people>comments sections of news websites
the peas steal should be signed before futures open, right?
>>62393341trump has to apologize for negotiations to resume, uhhhhh lads war may be back on https://x.com/Osint613/status/2068755652608979220?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>62393411whats your broker?if not america can you sign up for a broker in the americas?
>>62393381>even the regular people in the comments sections of news websites are bloodthirstyDespicable, at least Germany could ball out 1v5, these people are begging for help and still barking like mad dogs.
>>62393457i have israel fatigue like you wouldn't believe
>>62393309I don't understand our /pol/ antijoo posters.You want the deal to fail so that the war which you think the joos want will continue, and you think this will cause the prices in the casino you think is run and completely controlled by them to tank and crash.This makes no sense using your own internal logic.
>>62393471where do you think the contradiction is my dalit friend?
>>62393046META is building an ugly inverse head&shoulders pattern which should lead it to at least $800-$1000 circa mid late '27.If that happens on a ticker like META - without them "winning" muh AI race out of the blue - then I'd assume money/debt to cost next to nothing from early 2027 on.
>>62393471>prices in the casino you think is run and completely controlled by them to tank and crash.House always wins, simple as.
how are you all feeling about SPCX now?looks like the bottom is just above 170lots of successful launches, starlink is still gaining marketshare and seems cursor is a good AI acquisition
>>62393471jews are long in the market zionists are shorting it any other questions?
>>62393497The two things you mentioned amount to 3% of the supposed valuation
>>62393505isnt most of the valuation based on musks 764 billion dollar contribution?
>>62393497>implying "Space Exploration Technologies" got its evaluation based on space exploration technologies
>>62393457>maybe we can get the israelis to withdraw from their freshly bloodied territorial gainsI'm just going to point out how retarded this is for Iran and move on. They just turned down 300 billion free gibs and are asking to be annihilated.
Yo have the AIs gotten dumber? They are retarded now.
>>62393471No, I want the pool to be open to not fuck with the world economy that's reliant on free transportations of goods over the globe. I don't really care about the sons of David in particular, though it's not hard to take Iran's side here. Trump himself withdrew from the nuclear deal with Iran to just start to bombing them over it, hoping they'll keel over and hand over their enriched uranium. I don't mind seeing the plan fail, though it taking the rest of the world with it isn't very nice to see. Pool being closed means decreased supply of goods, which disrupts chains and hurt overall productivity and economy, with increased inflation, which impacts stocks, pushing prices of companies down.Not sure what doesn't make sense.
>>62393514i just got some really good summer reading recs from gemini. it's probably a you problem.
>>62393516>taking iran's sideYou've got it all wrong. This war was for Israel's benefit from the very start.
>>62393514Did you forget to buy your Shark CardsTM babe? Knowledge is a DLC now. Everything is horse armor. That's what the whole economy is going to be. Normie just had to pay money to be smarter than you.
>>62393524Well, yes, Israel seems to scared shitless of Iran developing a nuke and while they may be hellbent on destroying Iran in general, nukes are the catalyst/excuse being deployed for US to get involved.
>>62393513I hate /pol/ talk on /biz/ but this is the dumbest take on this whole situationiran does not have the luxury of blinking in the face of ZOG they're fighting against all their neighbors too it's a very tough play and it requires they take this hard line maximalist positions to assert themselves rationally they've been extremely restrained, not out of the goodness of their heart but because they can't do this any other waythey don't bomb kids schools for psychological warfare then pay fake news to right it down to an oopsie daisy, and they don't take fake deals because they have nothing more to lose and headlines don't fix their country unlike a certain goyconomy
>>62393513>Muslims act retardedWhy is anyone surprised by this?
>>62393499Yes, many.If the Zionists want the war, and if this war depends on a lack of public antagonism towards the war, then why would they want to crash the market which would obviously be blamed on the war?Are you actually retarded?I mean, I know that the answer is yes, but like, I'm borrowing your framework here and you're still a fucking retard.
>>62393548How could you look at the deal they were offered and change one of your demands to a total withdrawal from Lebanon rather than just stopping the fighting there? Its subtle, but they altered the deal. I hate israel for what theyre doing there but no comprimise at all is NOT how you negotiate, ever.
>>62393513>asking to be annihilatedHonestly, if that was an option, it possibly would've transpired already. The reality seems to be that that wouldn't have opened the strait of Hormuz and would likely close it for a very long time with rest of the region being fucked over for a very long time, that's why there are the negotiations as Iran can inflict huge damage while being taken down.
>>62393532nah, fortunately you have to be non-retarded if you're going to get anything out of AI other than monkey with dart stock picks and generative slop>>62393514the proprietary models have been subsidized the whole time. price increases and performance cuts will continue until morale improves>>62393557>if this war depends on a lack of public antagonism towards the war, then why would they want to crash the market which would obviously be blamed on the war?i see you've met my friend david axios
>>62393564The only reason they even have the option of negotiating is because the orange faggot is a pussy retard who would rather half measure the war instead of very quickly ending it with boots on the ground.
>>62393516Yeah, and that's fine.You're not approaching it from and anitsemetic conspiracy framework and just think>pools closed = less oil = demand destruction = markets dump.That is at least internally consistent logic.I'm talking about someone who thinks the joos rule the world via shadow government are going to let or intentionally crash markets they believe are under their control when they will be the ones blamed for it and when it will destroy support for their war.This makes no sense.
>boots on the groundlaugh at this retard
>>62393560besides definitely being an ideological issue the lebanon thing is the closest thing to a shit test they have to prod at the deal to check its authenticitythe biggest fear from their perspective is they take a deal and appear desperate and the headlines strip them of their only weapon because iran hasn't actually committed much assets to "closing" the straits it's all headlines and they know it
>>62393569>quicky ending it>boots on the groundMy sides. Worked out well in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan.
>>62393569>we should invade iranDont you have work tomorrow shekelbergI dont think theres a single rational genuine human, meaning not you, who think invading is a good idea.You cannot invade iran at all. It is not possible.
>>62393292
>>62393573I should say both sides know itthe THAAD/munition shortage is very real but it only goes to illustrate how comically bloated the western military industrial complex is but they really haven't expended much in terms of the options available it's all been very tame aside from the civilian causalities of course
>>62393577I don't think it's a good idea, but I also don't think this war should have been started to begin with you sniveling kike. But TACO Trump did it again so he might as well finish it on favorable terms for us.
>>62393583>call you a jew>you call me a jewIs this a bot
new thread doko
>>62392810First bullish news I hear. I will buy the dip. Nobody wants diversity hires ans stupidity in engineering, let alone aerospace.
>>62393585on a limb i'll say it's the guy who posted the trump image "it's not a good day for you" but is now assmad he's not bombing schoolchildren. i follow iran hawk/israel is the moralest country circles and they've been pissing their pants for two weeks now, pretty awesome
Is everyone forgetting that we bombed a school and killed 400 infant schoolgirls? We are CLEARLY winning!
>>62393569>boots on the groundWhat boots nigguh? Regime change projects in the middle east take hundreds of thousands of soldiers and multigenerational commitments. Bush started with 80% support for his war, Trump is starting with 30%. If Trump tried to start a full scale invasion I think odds are he'd get impeached. One of the biggest reasons Trump won in 16 in the first place was in the house Republican anger at the Bush dynasty about the Iraq war. Full scale invasion and occupation isn't on the table, AIPAC has had months to dream up pretenses and pressure for a larger scale war. No dice. It's not happening.
Make a new thread so I can shitpost in that one tooI dont want to be angry at israel all day today
What happened to the strait was still open narrative from earlier, just look at the transponders
>>62393508i see this point is either irrelevant or extremely relevant to the topic of SPCX sentimentthe question that has to be asked is this: when people sell, who's buying it?
>>62393549>>62393513idk trump basically surrendered to them already. Seems like they can walk away at any point and he cant. he will have to get israel under control.
>>62393583>favorable terms for us.>a massive decade long invasion for 2 trillion is more favorable than just telling israel to leave Lebanon and paying 300 billionkek ok. he needs inflation and oil down for midterms. his "tough guy america superpower" line doesnt work here.
Fuck it. I’m going to cash for a bit. Rather lose 10% gains than take 30% losses.
>>62393624>we'll take over the Strait of Hormuz and make Iran pay for itWhere have I heard that one before?
>>62393624I just think someone needs to say “thank you” and everyone will chill out
>>62393594>>62393412The top shareholder is an African. Can’t get much more ESG than that.
>>62393619Watching Trump pimp out his own supporters then throw them in the gutter when he's done with them is truly a joy. Love him or hate him, you have to admit Trump is so fucking funny.
>>62392973Damn bro. The memories that this triggered hit hard. I’m rich now so I guess it all ended well.
SpessX to at least $330 (from here-ish)
>>62393619
>>62392590Big indices and therefore the whole market only corrects on the onset of a manufactured "crisis" like>plandemixx>taper tantrums>inflation & unemployment "worries" (ca 2023)>tariffs>kayfabe military conflicts.Le Iran (which falls into the latter category) has already served its purpose and by definition can not rattle the markets any longer.See le Hormussy closed and fuck all happening.
If you go on yt you'll find a bunch of people raving about steam on arm or arm gaming handhelds. Supposedly valve has made a generational leal in arm gaming performance. I think this means nvda and their rtx spark chip is going to be a lot better than you realize. When the reviews start coming out and this thing crushes the competition nvda stock will pump. I'm not a bagholder is just think the sentiment is negative and utterly incorrect.
>>62393579Not enough cash.
Would it be too much for Trump to drag the conflict into a full on war to try to postpone presidential elections? It honestly doesn't sound nearly as shocking the longer I think about it.
Is it common to get a little white mold on your hairbrush?
What do yuropoors invest in
>>62393691I feel personally attacked by this pepe image
>>62393691What the fuckAlso MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>62393602It was either palantir's skynet equivalent or iran misfire. I like to believe the skynet theory but I think it was an Iranian misfire.
what if Trump wants the war to go on so Israel has a reason to keep our stock market from crashing
what if Trump just isn't very smart?
>>62393693rheinmettal and novo nordisk. thats it.
>>62393690A ground invasion is the most probably outcome at this point, at least clearing the area around the strait, sucks that there's not going to be the element of surprise
>>62393714Will it open the strait though?
What time do futes open?
>>62393732Futas should be up in 2 hours.
>He didn't buy GRRR>He won't bake a new bread
>>62393693ExDutchOil. Heavily.Rheinmetall. Because.Aker BP. Low barrel cost. Does this count as Europoor by the way?
>>62393734Last question, will they open green or red?
>>62393748BigDildoRocketGreen. Facemelter.
>>62393700Stop drinking the Kool aid you maggot, it was a US tomahawk missile
>>62393748Weekend oil is up 3.17% currently, interpret it as you will.
>>62393720at first no, but then the ground operation will expand and possibly lead to taking over the entire country or at least an attempt to do sotrump sucks, but iran sucks more, if trump wasn't such a traitor there could have been some sort of international support like desert storm, honestly if this doesn't end with a nuke being dropped on tehran I'd be surprised
NGL investing is kinda boring. You do something a couple of times a year and refrain from doing anything the rest of the time.
>ground invasionyeah just torpedo the republican party with no survivors
>>62393754>Weekend oil is up 3.17% currently, interpret it as you wilSince when does this stick? It has been one downhill ride. Good news? Oil drops 5%. Bad news? Oil pamps 1% and pukes 6 percent on US open.
>>62393758no one cared about iran until the end of march this year when trumps favor got called in
>>62393758I don't think taking over the country is all that realistic. Iran is fucking HUGE with mountains everywhere. Just one caveman launching drones can stop strait traffic. There would possibly need to be draft with the whole operation taking years at least with dubious results. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>62393766Well, it tends to indicate the trend on open pretty well, what happens afterwards is anyone's guess, but it's still below 80$, which is still nothing compared to peaks for 100$+.
>>62393758>traitor there could have been some sort of international support like desert storm,There would be none. Thats why Bush didnt try it either. They all panic ran when the idea that russia and china are suddenly more interested. Thats why bush settled for Afghanistan and iraq.
>>62393770yea, there's like no good options since each side of this is acting so intransigent that's why I think it will happen, we're on a predetermined path already and they're finally admitting it
>>62393774Ofcourse. But as an OilBull I've been hopefull too many sundays, being stabbed in the face by MrMarket on mondays. By now I know the feeling of the whip.
>>62393765Much deeper than that. Iraq would require to be reinvaded first. 1 year minimum. Then break the mountains east of Kuwait. Coastal advance. Anyway. Doesn’t matter. This is a multi year two million man operation. Under continuous bombardment this time. Air superiority under 30ft impossible near the front line. It’s not happening. That how stupid this is. Is America in the mood right now for waves for 300k conscriptions. Years of war. While they collapse at home to the AI god. Accelerating trillionaires. All for a country they increasingly loath. And that means their own and Israel?It’s the stuff revolutions are made of. In a country with maybe 400m firearms.
>>62393781what makes you think the us will fair better than russia or ukraine considering the current dynamic is drone swarms?
Bump
>>62393401the gooner in me kina likes the fake tits look
Ready for fathers day at the gentlemans club
>>62393781Well, there are quite a bit of moving parts, where peaceful deal seems plausible if you eliminate the drag factor of Israel, which I'm not sure how can you get rid of. It'd probably be advantageous for them to drag USA into ground invasion, so I don't see much of an incentive to not sabotage any peaceful deal attempt.
>>62393789I don't think that, my argument is they've backed themselves into a corner and this is the only option left, how successful or how disastrous this becomes is irrelevant with what I'm sayingiran having a toll booth on the straight will make them stronger than before and essentially a super power collecting two billion dollars every week in fees and can turn the strait traffic on and off at will when they please, there's no world where that can be allowed to happen
>>62393803ART OF THE DEAL
>>623938085D chess
Tomorrow is a red day right?...
I don't have kids
>>62393803entering a war just because it looks good or bad isnt good strategyif anything iranian tolls might dislodge them from obligations to support russia since they would now have an alternate revenue stream that doesnt require allegience to an imperialistic super power
>>62393813whos fault is that?
>>62393816I intentionally do not have kids
>>62393802israel should have always been part of the negotiations and we're in this mess because hezbollah launched rockets into northern israel which caused the kikes to chimp outiran wants israel out of southern lebanon, the kikes want a demilitarized zone from the northern hilltop geography to the river to limit the easy access of launching rockets into israel proper, trump signed a memorandum of understanding that was broken as soon as his pen touched paper, he just wants to drag things along with the ultimate see ya in two weeks(two months) meme like he does with everything else
>>62393812we'll have to see the futurnari lines first
>>62393818You have intentionally failed at life.I on the other hand, have unintentionally failed at life.
>>62393812Oh yeah baby.
>>62393825better luck next time
>>62393814that assumes the iranian's in charge which are now even more hardline irgc fanatics will somehow prioritize the well being of the iranian people over their centuries long goal of wiping israel off the face of the earth, you're basically ignoring history at this point to assume the irgc would take their new found billions and act in good faith for the prosperity of the iranian people, which still wasn't the case when there were less hardliners running the country, pretty naive
>>62393825>I did what every lame duck I see around me doing, therefore I succeed
happy soltstice and the beginning of cancer season btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0GN40EL1VU
>>62392853>>62392862>>62392857>>62392873Trust the plan
>What will markets do next week?>https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3XXVDyA
>>62393803>d this is the only option left, how successful or how disastrous this becomessunk cost fallacy desu, but trump could have said no once in his life to a jew.
>>62393850Yea, like that was ever going to happenJamie, pull up and tally how long the ovations were when netanyahu spoke before congress
>>62393754My god, that's like $79 a barrel....
>>62393861looking at fuel prices makes me feel poor, i have to go browse the rolex store now
The world isn't going to pay Iran a toll to transport oil and you're utter nutcase if you think they will. They've already been strategizing for months on how they will proceed after the war ends which includes having NATO pass a resolution which allows safe passage by any means necessary and positioning warships nearby to escort tankers. Iran's strategy only works on defenseless vessels. They got manhandled by our minor naval presence alone. Now imagine the entire world is doing the same. Iran can't do shit. They're begging for the big d
>>62393818Incel means involuntary for a reason. Never mind your cope.
>>62393875
>>62393879The last women I was with wanted my children. The biggest losers on planet earth are the byproduct procreation. Case in point emotionally ruined weirdos like you who think having kids will fix your failed existence. It won't. You now have a resource drain. Have fun with that, cuck.
>>62393832Are you kidding. Open your eyes. The only real fanatics are in Washington Telaviv London Berlin Paris etc. it’s like bizzaro world with you fuckers.
>Iran wants Israel out of Lebanon>Isarel says they have no intention of leavingwhat's the way out?
>>62393875Why wait until the war is over?
>>62393888Getting rid of Netanyahu and replacing him with a more cooperative, reasonable leader is a start.
>>62393875> The world isn't going to pay Iran a toll to transport oil and you're utter nutcase if you think they willThe world’s supposed prime military power couldn’t change it. Whats rhetorical rest of the world supposed to be able to achieve. Do you ever engage the logic unit god gave you?
>>62393885Youre only alive right now because two people had a child together. Cope, Scrooge.>>62393891Brown skin detected.
>>62393889They are signalling anti trump sentiment no other reason it's kinda sad how petty the world is they'll literally kill their population before helping out. They're trying to act like good guys for being anti war all they did was make things worse.
>>62393890maybe, but that's going to take time. the markets will be bloody red by then
>>62393890He will pull the columns of the temple down first on his head. Wait and see. It’s called the Sampson Option for a reason.
>>62393894Yes it's almost like I can't enjoy my life without ruining it with things I don't want to signal to others things I don't agree with. Wow imagine that no you can't because you're mindbroken and will never be anything else
>>62393894Answer the fucking question. Of America can’t do it. How can “the world”
>>62393887I think I already addressed this by saying both sides are intransigent, which means there's probably going to need to be more bloodshed, more violence, more loss of life before any headway is made, which I take no joy in stating just pity for the innocence's that will have to die as well
>>62393900You sound like a feminist screaming “ I don’t need no man”. Just stop. You don’t need to fake it here.
>>62393895So they're not doing it.... just to spite Trump? I don't feel like I need to add anything to that.
>>62393903I'm more than happy to not be like you and have you think whatever you want. You're dumb as fuck. Yes I'm whatever you think what I'm not is a child sacked cuck like you
>>62393890
>>62393897>sampsonit's samson, delilah
>>62393906That's because you're stupid just like the rest of the world. They aren't winning at anything other than losing
>>62393914Yeah, unlike USA, who just keeps on winning their war conflicts.
>>62393902Yes it’s called a test of strength. And it’s clear Iran has a grip of a vital artery of American power. Now some might say. The gulf doesn’t matter to America. But if you are a global hegemon. Your artery’s (capital flows into your reserve currency unit). Then your body and weak points do indeed span the globe. That the paradox of power. The greater your extent the greater your weak points. It’s a geopolitical equivalent of Triffins Paradox in the monetary realm of empire.
>>62393919Yeah dude it totally sucks that we just wiped out Iran's entire navy and air force while stopping their nuclear ability while simultaneously giving american oil producers a huge boost to profits. Oh no you're paying as much for gas as I did 20 years ago the suffering
>>62393907I’m smart enough to know. No matter your politics. God has imbued every man. To be a father. And to not realise it. It’s to carry some metaphysical wound. You know I’m right. I feel it too. Even though I’ve had all the chances in the world to do what I was meant to do I just have the courage to face it.
> nows
>>62393921lol'd at this postgood one
>>62393923No I hate kids I hate everything about them and my only goal in life is find a sexually desirable and loyal female. I'd only ever have kids by mistake if I found an otherwise ideal mate. Men who are emotionally attached to the idea of having kids are a women. You have a hormonal and mental imbalance. Women want kids because of their generic motherly instincts. You want kids cause you're a weirdo.
>>62392788This, but unironically and maybe not THAT severe, but still.
>>62393920You just sound like you're yelling at clouds, are you on the spectrum, the autism spectrum
>>62392795>>62392799Nobody posted the smg boots meme.Shame! Shame! Shame!
i'm going to ruin a pair of pants tonight so i could go for more fashion advice
>>62393875>g NATO pass a resolution which allows safe passage by any means necessary and positioning warships nearby to escort tankers.how much does it cost to have a naval fleet constantly there vs the 2 million per tanker? you realize quickly why they will pay the 2 million on a 100+ million oil tanker.
>>62393921>high oil prices are actually good for USA>but NATO is not opening the strait to spite TrumpSo NATO is actually helping USA and Trump by keeping the strait closed?
>>62392898relax. this is all kayfabe.
>>62393941You don't realize how much loss of revenue that translates into. They don't have to protect ships 24/7 just be a pervasive threat to Iran. Yes it's cheaper to escort ships when need be than pay a toll on every ship. Iran hasn't thought their strat through too well.
>>62393913
>>62393929Then you’re a true wretch
The deal stands
>>62393944how much does it cost to keep the war fleet afloat?also concentrating that much force in one area means they cant police the rest of the world
>>62393949When 40+ nations have the same vested interest and are pooling together for a common goal it doesn't take much resource wise to bypass 1 countries toy boats. You're grossly misunderstanding what Iran can actually do. Our small naval presence alone utterly rekt Iran. Now imagine the whole world doing the same. If each one only contributed a token amount of effort here and there it would add up to an overwhelming presence that's cost effective and more importantly denies Iran the ability to politically control the world which is the most important part. Iran can't do shit
afternoon smiggers. what's the strait status?
>>62393951>boatsI'm pretty sure that the drones are way more concerning.
>>62393952schrodinger's strait
>>62393955Drones are flies to a warship. The blockade alone was repeatedly unscathed by boat, missile and drone attacks. Now the whole world is sending air and sea support. Iran doesn't even begin to fight back.
>>62393952mein smigger... the strait...
nobody is talking about the ongoing crapto dump
>>62393693Hochtief
>>62393962if btc = 59-60k, full port mstx
>>62393957And it only costs the US $7,000,000 dollars to defend against each $12 dollar drone. How do I invest in this scam?
>>62393944>They don't have to protect ships 24/7 just be a pervasive threat to Iran.this is a contradiction. you can tbe a 24/7 threat without spending money on having the fleet sit in water near them. The naval budget for a single us carrier is like $7 million a day. cheaper than the daily rate of boats but a carrier isnt alone. you basically spend billions per year on the navy so oil companies can make money and expose sailors to iranian drones. You havent thought through this strat.
>>62393951i doubt iran wants to directly and outright attack the us military most likely because they are in doubt about they can dosame thing with the us military - they to dont know how an all out drone attack on their assets will play out because the us is only used to bombing unarmed civilians and not fighting a war against a modern militaryit's a stalemate through and throughfurthermore they have supply issue to contend with as their supplies chain can easily be disrupted in transit
>>62393957Well, hope you're right then. I've read posts about how USA can open the strait anytime they decide to months ago, they just didn't decide to open it yet for some reason.
>>62393957tell that to the russians
>>62393969>it's a stalemate through and throughThis. Both sides want to project the idea theyd win but the US loses way more if it turns out shahed drones can threaten a carrier. thats a massive threat to modern naval warfare. so each side keeps a distance and pretends their better.
>>62393967Drones cost $50k that's a lot of span to inflict 0 damage each time. Plus boats destroyed plus missiles destroyed. All fake no damage. Now add $2mil on top of each tanker. The economics are grossly against Iran.>>62393968You seem to be completely unaware that 40+ nations have gotten together to ensure safe passage which costs USA $0
>>62393970USA has been secretly transporting ships through unscathed since project freedom. Iran can't do shit
>>62393977>40+ nations have gotten together to ensure safe passage which costs USA $0no they didnt. thats why trump was whining on truth social. literally no one showed up except the us. Also why would they spend their money on it? someone is spending money, its either euros or the US and euros said they arent interested. >>62393979>USA has been secretly transporting ships through unscathed since project freedom. Iran can't do shittheres no evidence this happened btw. Oil markets would see the oil entering the market and they didnt.
>>6239397738 of those nations dont actually want to fight and will only provide token support
>>62393982>theres no evidence this happened btw. Oil markets would see the oil entering the market and they didnt.USA has been selling a lot of oil from their reserves. Maybe they are just lying and are instead smuggling it.Kinda cool that the government decided to get into piracy and smuggling this year.
>>62393982You're so utterly clueless I'm not going to keep responding. The 40+ nations doesn't want to engage in the war. Once USA pulls out they will ensure their tankers can safely transport. If you think they will pay Iran to do so you don't know how the world works simple as. Iran is literally ran by extremist nutjobs. That's not how the world works
>>62393986>. Once USA pulls out they will ensure their tankers can safely transport.With what navy? Euros dont have much. Also why would they spend billions to escort it when they didnt muck up the strait in the first place. Theyll just pay the toll and move on.
>>62393975You're thinking too hard about this, shahed drones won't threaten a carrier by themselves if they were used for such a purpose, but in large enough numbers they might mask a ship killing missile from radar or overwhelm the radarThe drones don't need to go after carriers they just need to attack the shipping lanes and freighters traversing the strait to stop all traffic, it only gets worse when you start factoring in submersible drones
>>62393984They don't want to support USA in war. When the war ends they will do as necessary to ensure safe transport including forming a NATO resolution that ensures safe passage by any means necessary. They've literally held discussions on this very topic with these very solutions I'm telling you they are facts not banter
>>62393990>the world will spend quintillions to escort 50c worth of oil while Iran will freely control the strait with easewell as long as your opinion is that of an insane asylum patient there's no point in continuing on. bye idiot
>>62393992>NATOthe same NATO that trump was leaving right? kek>>62393994>cant answer it outside Mark Levin talking pointsk bye, hope your sunday evening show goes well Mark. Try not to scream too much.
thank god the deranged schizo is leaving
All this strait talk but no fresh bread to go with it, shameful.
It pains me to see so many semis/tech tickers with already a 100% run-up ytd. I only started investing and paying to attention to the market this year so I missed the boat. Please tell me there will be another historic bull-run like this in the near future.
>>62393999the NATO part has nothing to do with trump or USA. it's the solution that 40+ non USA nations have been working on when USA is done with Iran and has nothing to do with fighting the war it's the steps necessary to make sure they can transport oil safely which so not include: paying Iran . which do include: escorting tankers by force. France already positioned a warship accordingly
>>62394004The semis run isn't over yet. Just wait for a dip on Wednesday/Thursday and buy it.
>>62394007>France already positioned a warship accordinglySource? all google shows is Macron suggesting it to trump and not actually happening yet.
>>62394004robotics are next obviously, im just wondering if there will be another covid style crash before that
The funniest part about this entire Iran debacle is that islamic extremists will get a nuke sooner or later by becoming majority in some EU country
>>62394020>HATO BADrussia's long term plans coming to fruition
Finally, the last /smg/.See you all in hell
Do stocks typically dip regardless of if they did well or poorly for their earnings report? Wondering if I should buy DRAM before Micron's earnings report this week, or wait until after results are out before making a decision.
>>62394001You should see the /bant/ thread
>>62394020Pakistan already has nukes so who gives a shit.
>>62394026All questions like this one are irrelevant. Cf efficient market hypothesis. Just have balls and place your bets.
>>62394004There's always another opportunity anon. You just have to stay in the game. FOMO will blind you. You win by staying in the game and learning.
I aint like the look of dem futas at all nah nah not at all....We should be deep red and then the classic fade up to open, or we should be lala land neon green.Nah nah i dont like the way them futas be lookin at me.
If trump was smart he would be sending both Clinton's and Obama to negotiate with iran instead of vance, kushner and witkoffHe could even bomb them at the negotiations and fulfill his campaign promise of lock her up with bomb her to smithereens
>>62394026Get a coin, heads you buy before and tails you buy after. Good luck!
>>62394026the answer is do some researchimmediately at 4pm some dip, some actually sky rocket and stay up and some dip and stay dipped for a few days or more
>>62394024Goobye smiggers, I liked you all a lot more than a lot of other people
>>62394015
5 HUNNIES
500th post is mein bwahaha
just bought a new milwaukee trimmer with a free tree trimmer thing from hd and they have same day free delivery so im making the wagie bring it to me to save gas. today been mildly bullish.
>No Final Outcome YetFutures open in 10 btw
>>62394053:( fuggg
futes in 10
>>62393967You short the asymmetric loser.
It's such a weird feeling to dislike holidays and weekends because the markets are closed and there isn't much to do.
>>62393979Absolutely deranged
>>62394069they have moved over 100 million barrels of oil that's partly why oil wasn't higher. Iran can't do shit
>>62394026Sometimes the market just does gay and retarded shit. You have to know that if you're thinking>wat about the earnings?Everyone else is thinking that too, and they are positioning themselves according to their own viewpoints. And people are positioning themselves based on how they think everyone else is positioning themselves, and then people are positioning themselves off of that. It's recursive, "I know you know that I know, and I know that you know that I know that you know..." ad infinitum. Markets don't have to react rationally, they don't have to be consistent, they don't have to dip on bad earnings or bounce on good earnings.
>>62394015What’s its position. The US didn’t dare bring a carrier group less than 1900km for the last 100 days. Even then they are vulnerable. Iran just hasn’t specifically targeted them because they are controlling the escalation ladder.
>>62394058I am rock fucking hard
>>62394072Don't forget that there were also government stock piles that were used to suppress prices.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJust warming up
WTFWTFWTF
FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND SELL IT ALL NOW IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER FUCK FUCK FUCK
Holy shit that sell off in the minutes before was insane
>watching youtube video about some guy eating a camel in the middle east>comments are jeets and muslim jeets having a flame war against each other>>62392584>>62392590>>62393667The market basically has to price in unexpected changes beforehand. Simultaneously because of all the 'tricks' they've got programmed in, it is much harder for a prolonged crash to happen like in 2008. Not impossible or different this time (TM), but the cash has no where to go and confidence in the markets are at historical highs.
>>62394091Where do you see it?
damnbobos gunna finally get to cum tmrw.
>>6239303925% last year and 15% this year. You bought last year's dip and sold in january, then bought this year's sip you'd be way up.
meh
ITS SO RED
When the oil squeeze begins. It’s going to melt fucking faces. Look at this shit.
>>62394099so what you're telling me is that nothing is going to happen by 7am ET tomorrow? asking for a friend.
>>62394100The bid ask starts lining up in the minutes before open, at least on the think or swim app
>>62394108maybe it will maybe it won't
>>62394101-0.3% is not quite the hard selloff bobos were looking for
>the crisis is terrible!>the children of boomers don't want to talk to their parents if they can help it!>we need to spend more of their kids money on this!
Remember, nothing ever happens.
kek I submitted a buy order when I was drunk. Lemme just cancel that.
>>62394111>https://youtu.be/QhKj93rPIDo?t=101
line only goes up
>>62394048>april 27>red seayikes dog.
*sigh*remember, red futes = green market open... again.... line always goes upBobos never win long term, only for maybe a day or two at best, a few hours during the day at most.oil baggies stay mad
futures dgaf about hormussy, even vix is barely moving
>>62394111>>62394120why don't you look at what kind of other days the spikes on that particular chart coincide with going back to 2015.
>>62394132nothing ever happens
>>62394124The SMO has achieved its ultimate objective
What if things are habbening but we can't see the things that are habbening for some reason>
mumusisters??? why are we red????
>>62394132futures are basically 65-75% accurate in terms of predicting US market open prices, nothing's conclusive the big Friday dump few weeks ago had crabbing upwards futures before the actual market open
>>62394148Just getting bears to pull their pants down
>>62394148bear trap
While the rates differ wheresoever you may turn your gaze, and it it not for us mortals to know, strange days are afoot.There is movement on Olympus. What will happen none can say.But something, for once, is going to happen, and soon.
Why are we even baking at 300. 500 new minimum, except images reached.
>>62394165Here's a better idea: never bake again and enjoy life
Dead thread
Bear trap 100%
>>62394171Cope
>>62394170I lost too much
>>62394173I lost more
>>62394171True except its longer than you would likeSee you at 25k nasdaq
>>62392570Can we hit 1000 posts in this thread before getting archived?
>>62394178More than 35%ytd?
>>62394182Well, I'm about flat for the year but down at least 40% from might highs.>minors
The length of this moldy bread is bearish
>>62394172
i do need to exit my oil position thank you
erm nbis is entering the nasdaq 100 tomorrow before for green stick
>>62394190Kek
>>62394099Personally I suspect this has now reached the level where the market will keep going up until there is 0% doubt that the oil crisis will happen and by that I mean once the oil crisis has started. Then and only then will the dump begin, in fact things have gotten so bad the market might just pump for a whole week after the oil crisis is obviously here and then dump. Don't believe me? Look at recent years how the market gets slurped up. I would not doubt seeing $15 per gallon of gas and markets going up because "its fake dude there is no oil crisis!"
>>62394188Don't threaten me with a good time.
trump to resume bombing tomorrow
>>62394206He's going to start bombing the reflecting pool with agent blue.
>>62394148premarket isn;t even open yet, WTF are you talking about
>>62394217>he doesn't know
>>62394217overnight*
>>62394217
>>62394199What oil crisis, though?
>>62394199thats why the top is when an actual peace accord is reached and agreed by all 3 sides officially with no doubtif war continues, market goes up
>>62394148very big likelihood that ES will already be flat/unchanged around the time European markets open.
>>62394223
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