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> futures
Why the fuck would you bake you double nigger?
bros im back from my 3 day vacation
Calls at open if I'm being honest
>>62394231If it was easy someone else would have done it
I'm fairly convinced that Vince is booking American politics.I know kayfabe when I see it.
I feel like the markets haven't been open in three months
>>62394237What was the best thing you had to eat?
>>62394235Why not?
>>62394235there's only one /smg/ allthoubeit
>>62394231>no cow tools
>>62394256CBRS actually makes money? it's AI though...
Rate my IRA split50% VTI25% VXus20% QQQ5% HDVAI recommended this for me so I'm skeptical.
>>62394247I had a triple whopper large fries bro
>What will markets do next week?>https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3XXVDyA
>>62394265the market is not going to go full panic sell everything until there is actually physically no oil
I'M BROWN
>>62394269>I'M BROWNdaba pooo,daba dei?
>>62394269you're in the rest place, fren
>>62394262add in 20-20 nuclear/rare earths ETFs that are US based at leastand when I say nuclear i mean actual reactors, not uranium so ETFs that have CEG for exampleask your AI where to cut positions from to supply this
>>62394271AGATHA
>>62394265why do people expect anything to happen?
>>62394266It seems that way, senpai. There is a fuckhuge amount of new retail money and foreign money pumping the fuck out of this top. When this thing blows it's going to be wild. Or more likely nothing will happen.
I am still making money off of sneedisk>nothing ever happens editionthank you for your attention to this matter
You're gonna "charge" me with "battery"? Bitch I ain't a fucking robot
>>62394278No, that's a (terrible) song by Afrika Bambaataa & Westbam.
Bullish?
>>62394294
>>62394262Terrible, ask it for a barbell and give it your age
>>62394237Welcome home cutie, why were you in band camp? Was it an anime hater? Anyways, how is your portfolio set up for this week, looking good or looking spooky?>>62394256Not a lot of earnings this week. I think Micron earnings will decide where semi's go by Friday.
>>62394294>>62394296(addendum)Is it safe to say that even though this discovery appears to be reality and physics bending on the surface,it has become verifiably apparent that no mater how much oil and gas production is "disrupted" in any way shape or form,it is still NOT ENOUGH to move the hands of time away from their "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" state?
>>62394297Can we permanently ban anyone who doesnt speak english as a primary language?I'm tired of people who literally dont know how to use a toilet giving me financial advice.
>>62394313gay
Roast this portfolio and remove half of it nyow>LEU >OKLO>EOSE>CBRS>ALAB>POET>SYM>ISRG>SERV>PLTR>AVAV>KTOS>RKLB>LUNR>RDW>CRSP>RXRX>ABSI>IBM>AMD>IONQ
>>62394296>>62394314
Iran? More like Trump ran
>>62394294O i am Laffan
>>62394269you and everyone else here
>>62394320sell it all and full port into greggs
>>62394294don’t care straits opening soon
>>62394320>Roast this portfolioNo.Instead I'll post my self-proclaimed thread-winning Grok creation from a /v/ thread in which vidya related edits of that latest "chick's too black" GTA 6 picture were posted.Fair warning, looking at it might turn you (even more) gay.
>>62394328BOSH
Why stonks going down?
>>62394344contractual obligations,please understand.
>>62394332Shit like this makes me realize that I'm watching too much smut. I should be thinking about the Hormussy but instead I'm thinking about the bussy.How can I stop, bros? I want to use this red week to kick this shit but I can't fuckin stop!
>>62394320>90% scamsYou either get really lucky or broke
>>62394344They’re just getting cheaper than the discount they already were on Friday
Iran is a failed state.Trump is a failed statesman. One grabs the other by the Hormussy.I sell out on Monday.
>>62394241> if it was easy someone else would have done ityeah and if it was impossible nobody would be trying. you're not special for attempting something hard.
Whats the early sauce for the next big thing? Photonics? Quantum? Lithium? Uranium? Helium?What is it?
>>62394320THAT'S A LOT OF BETA
>>62394377RAM/NAND
>>62394377rare erfs
>>62394377Photonics imo and maybe Neocloud too.
>>62394274Anon I am very interested in uranium, please spoonfeed tickers so I can learn.
>>62394380>>62394381>>62394382Can I get za tickers?
>>62394377Gundams
Ok all done.If anyone would like to try my EVA themed terminal, or work on it, be my guest.Claude built basically all of it with me getting it what it needed and guessing at the troubleshooting.You'll need python to run the scraper, but its all up and working.Nothing crazy, all using free resources but its one pain of glass.'Since claude built it and if you don't trust me, feel free to dump it in there first, should be able to recognize it as its own.Just extract and hit run (I think, I'm not a programmer, but it should auto download playwrite for you)Good global news aggregator with 3d interface for ease of use. 175 countries.Also has built in integration to sillytavern for AI analysis if you want it but you have to set that up yourself with Claude, youll have to edit sillys files yourself to get it to work.Enjoy smigs!:>https://limewire.com/d/SVf6N#H4OMDtk2Tu
I love the smell of red in the morning.
>>62394344MU will save the stock market this week
>>62394320Take that OKLO off there what a stupid sounding stock I hate it
>>62394241Literally all Trump has to do is make a deal with Iran (like the one they are working toward with the MoU) and tell Israel if they fuck it up then all future guns and money they where going to be sent will instead be sent to the American tax payers as a sort of tax rebait. Boomers may love israel, but they will love free guns and money more
>>62394385Photonics:AAOICOHRCIENLITENeocloudCRWVNBISIREN
>>62394387>downloading a program from limewirewhat could possible go wrong?
>>62394387Nice try Yahu.
>>62394399is there a better place to upload it for trust purposes? like one that autoscans? this is my first app.
>>62394385UUUU is a good bet given how much we're pissing everyone off, the 750M strategic investment is just the beginningfedbois want domestics
lumber
Futures are pumping now wtfwt
>>62394259> ai making money? that's a glitch in the matrix, enjoy it while it lasts
WHY IT IS PUMPING?? I WANT TO BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAA
>>62394299memory is up ah wagmi
>>62394364Any help picking out the gems then? I'm never lucky in life.
>>62394406by pumping, you mean swinging wildly up and down by hundreds of points
>>62394387>limewire.comNigga what? What is this, 2001?If that's legit though, looks pretty need minus the Chinese cartoon. You also sound sincere so props for creating and posting something potentially neat.
>>62394402it's a joke harkening to the old days of limewire. now it's a file upload site as good as any I guess
>>62394410a dip? in the thousand year bullenreich?
>>62394387>LimewireNice virus retard lemeow
>>62394397I don't think the russian way of negotiating by excluding one of the parties involved is paying off
>>62394417idk where to upload shit, would github be better?its the first thing I found searching "free file share" on goog
>>62394419>First they came for the bears, and I did nothing because I was not a bear
>>62394424Why not ask Claude kek
>>62394424Yes GitHub would be better so we could at least review the code before downloading anything. Also that looks pretty sick.
Now everything is red, what the hell is going on...
>>62394424ye github, if you dont post the source noones going to download your cryptominer
>>62394432Post charts, I'm too lazy to look at futures
Its summer baby idgaf
>>62394387>limewireNigguh add me on ICQ.
>>62394433>https://github.com/idontevencode1/JUICE3-BIZ/tree/main/V9%20-%20JUICE3%20-%20smgthere you go, lmk if it works for yall.should auto install reqs, but youll need python.
>>62394435japan is green, only filthy gaijin are in the shitter
Whats the next penny stock going to $100
I'M NOT BROWN ANYMORE
>>62394448LASE
>>62394432Nigga it was never green. The only things that are green are the volatility index and oil.
>>62394448BYND
>yieldshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuIZZQvySzw
>>62394455We are going to hell isn't it? LMAO
KOSPI IS FUCKING CRASHING
Just got off the phone with Vance. Small scale atomic weapon is dropping on Kharg at about 1:30AM EST. Get out while you can.
>>62394461AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
>>62394465Nuclear war is bullish
>>62394461>"hedge internationally" they said
>>62394461This is why you gotta hedge with some BIL.
>>62394465>tfw mfw went all in on kharg vacation rentalsThis can't be fucking happening.
WDC and chill.
Why the fuck is DRAM overnight trading opening up in the green? I thought the Iran thing was going to crash the markets?
>>62394413To be fair it was already up AH
>>62394433also it was originally beetlejuice from the howard stern show, which is why its called juice, the intent was to have 3 seperate models asses the giant block of headline data like the MAGI from eva, GEMINI, Claude, and GPTI lost that file though as I couldn't get the group chat working correctly in silly, though it did run well with that 1 window and recomend trades, sending it to silly, then porting it back into that app windowasuka is just a placeholder since it took me a few hours to build in the tabs at the top and their crawlers, and get it working again.
>>62394294>Bullish?Bullish for The Williams Companies (WMB)
>>62394478you can just put whatever photo in the file you want and name it "juice3" and itll show up in the ap
>>62394465BROS IM IN KHARG ISLAND RIGHT NOW TRYING TO SIPHON AS MUCH OIL INTO SCOTT BESSENTS ASSHOLE AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHTF WHY DIDNT THEY WARN ME FIRST???
>>62394231If you can still post after 500+ replies why do we keep making threads at 300
>futures
>>62394451Shockingly possible, if the lsad and cleaning military shit products are the chosen contracts, yes, but risky. Always other teams in companies competing. Saw how my dad made insane money for a time being a lead for contracts like these in engineering, to flat out killing the company when 8 years later Lockheed took a bulk of the new contracts.
>>62394486>if money can still exchange hands after 4 pm why does the stock market close
puts on khargian crab and basketweaving commodities
>>62394320OKLO, EOSE, POET, IONQ are scams. RDW and LUNR low quality, CBRS too expensive. PLTR probably too expensive but should still do fine over the next decade.
>>62394486threads dont bump and will eventually get deleted anyways
>>62394486we gotta show all those crypto faggys whos the #1 shark in /biz/
Ecopetrol trannies times to celebrate
>>62394486Do you want to be a hooker’s first lay of the night or the last?
NIGGERS
>>62394493I still cant get over the ai surveillance company being called palantir
intc 140 on robinhood
Why am I green when the futures markets covering similar things are red
>>62394494I just assume ppl that come here regularly have smg filtered to the top of the catalogue like I do
>intmakes less sense than SPCX
HOLY FOOK LOOK AT THOSE RED MOFOS
>>62394502144
>>62394320What’s your conviction for any of these? Do you already own all this shit or are you just screening most talked about reddit stocks? ISRG and RKLB are good companies, only buy now if you plan to hold for a long time though.The rest of those are pure garbage like SERV or 500x earning like ALAB and AMD. Seriously Serv is the stupidest fucking idea for a company ever. Oh no a nigger knocked your delivery robot over, sorry no food for you.
Only homosexual stocks like MSFT are bleeding
I have officially stopped caring
>>62394507I think the thing that makes the least sense is photonics despite the constant shilling.Those have the highest multiples I've seen, outside of SAPCX which everyone knows is silly.
>>62394508>NVDA downwell fug
>>62394508DRAM BROS WAGMI
>>62394518Seriously HOW is DRAM up? Samsung and SK Hynix average to about break even right now.
yeah i'm thinking it's time to buy gold etfs
>>62394518>>62394520I was kind of hoping for a dip to buy 50 more shares...
It's is scientifically feasible for SOXL to breach $300 this week.
Micron earnings report Wednesday. Do prices tend to dip the day after regardless of good or bad earnings?
Nothing I wanted to buy has dumped and this market is gay since it went from 0 to 100 too fast for me to get all in at the lows
>THEY won't let NVDA above 211
>>62394432It's volatility as the market tries to position itself for whatever the fuck is happening geopolitically.
>>62394518>>62394520DRAM will break 120 this year. I think that's guaranteed. The world needs memory and these companies are consistently booked out for YEARS for deliveries.
Attention AttentionMU is breaking out ATHThank you for your attention to this matter
Iran status>DEFEATEDStrait status >OPEN
Hope you're ready for 166 Space Marines
>>62394545What goes up must come down to slurp town
>>62394549Pretty sure it’s what goes up must keep going up
>>62394518HOW ARE THEY GREEN ALL THE TIME ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>62394540>these companies are consistently booked out for YEARS for deliveriesSauce, please. We know that Micron is sold out for this year, and we've known that since February. We know that they are taking orders for next year's production. That's about all though, and I have not been able to learn anything of SK Hynix' or Samsung's backlog.
We are mooning my bastards, INTC please do the needful!!!!
kevini surrender
All around me are familiar facesWorn out places, worn out faces
This correction will revert like the others
>>62394556>>62394558>>62394559Triple bobo confuddle
>me when everyone's complaining of a red day but my dram is green
Powell Please come backI miss you
>>62394545>pump to new ath>but during some kind of hyperliquid low volume overnight sessionI'm very skeptical
>>62394566Oil is dropping something went down
>>62394569I farted
>>62394545No way, are they actually gonna let all those redditors win or are they gonna bamboozle us later this week!? If only I was even more leveraged on bullish positions.....alas my gains are good if it truly pumps, these are weeklies iirc, not about to risk more on the off chance they rugpull lel
>>62394566If you're not riding these obvious front runs into earnings, you're doing it wrong.The juggernaut is already gaining momentum.
>>62394570We'll notify the press.
Intel. 250 by 250. 13 days away. Position accordingly.
>>62394570Oh well I shidded, get rekt faget
>>62394577How’s Montana?
>>62394574>animebearish post
SNDK up more than 3% in overnight trading
ATTENTION ATTENTION MU IS GOD CANDLEING INTO ATHSthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62394584Surprisingly hot. My arms got sunburnt. But the Bitteroot is as lovely as ever.
>>62394569
green monday confirmed. ASIA is green
DRAM IS APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS WTFWTF
Is the overnight trading that we are seeing now reflective of tomorrow's trends? Or is it lagging from Thursday's market?
>>62394600Why end the conflict if they can pump the markets every week with this stuff?
>went short on Thursday because I expected something stupid to happen>for once, nothing stupid happenedPlease bibi, drop some WP on some babies
>>62394405>lumber
MU cant keep going up right??
/peers suspiciously at thinkandswim:How the hell come DRAM is up 13% when SK Hynix is only up 4%, Samsung is only up 1.5%, and Micron is only up 3%? Something is off kilter anons.
When SK Hynix enters US stock exchange in July/August, are you guys going to buy any of their stock, or will you just buy more DRAM?
>>62394580
Anyone else red?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED A DIPI REFUSE TO BUY A GREEN DAYI NEED A DIPI REFUSE TO BUY A GREEN DAYI NEED A DIPI REFUSE TO BUY A GREEN DAYI NEED A DIPI REFUSE TO BUY A GREEN DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62394509hoping it bobos down below 140, i didnt buy much on thursday since i thought it wouldnt bullrun like this. hoping to get in around 130ill buy regardless on monday close but if its under 140 ill allocate more. this shit is going to 200 minimum
>>62394606it is reflective of the current moment, things can change before open but if it opened right this moment, the current prices are what it would be
>>62394626>being red in the greatest AI bullrun in our generation
>>62394621It's 79.51 on my ToS
>>62394626Im down half a percent on uuuu fren
>>62394630You're forgetting that the volume is minuscule. This is entertaining to watch, but the opening bell on Wall Street is still the final arbiter.>>62394635Yep. Same here.
>>62394626Massively in the red. I'm probably gonna be down like $10k tomorrow at least. I sold all of my DRAM after the massive trillion dolla selloff a few Fridays ago. I thought that the AI bull run was pretty much over although I still held my semi positions (which have mostly been red since then).
>>62394610nothing will happen until you go long because of bullish media headlines
*ahem*NIGGERS
>>62394638That's not up 13%
Buy DRAM tomorrow or wait until after Micron's earnings on Wednesday?
Anyone willing to short DRAM?
>>62394645Pic related. It's all moot until tomorrow morning anyway.>>62394641Sauce on that headline, because Micron's 1 year earnings per share are only up a mere 412%.>>62394652Buy a little. Wait and see what happens. If it goes up, reward it by buying a little more.
>even if I invested $30k into DRAM the day it became available and I held, I'd be up to only $85,233 instead of the world's second trillionaire and that's the absolute best case scenarioDamn bros, you really gotta spend money to make money, huh?
>>62394628AAOI is not buying territory, but those lower highs worry me.
>>62394663This nigga really never heard of leverage?
>>62394663what did he mean by this
>>62394656I think you have wednesday's close there
>>62394630>it is reflective of the current momentAnd everyone should understand that the current moment is some goy cattle buying on a low liquidity holiday Sunday
my diversified portfolio of 3 ram companies is doing a lil something.
>>62394655>go hunt a lion when theres a fat juicy buffalo with a bum leg 50M awayno thank you.SPACX is enough for me.
>>62394663are we really complaining about a free 3x
>>62394669Maybe there's some kind of fuckery going on with the batch job from Korea not yet being updated in the schedule in thinkorswim. Or something. Any event, I just took that screen cap ten minutes ago.
KOPSI is rugging upwards
>>62394676Nigga I made only like $200 off DRAM before selling all of it and I'm still not complaining. I'm just realizing how hard it is to get rich off trading.
>>62394681>buy DRAM weekly>retire in 10 yearssimple as.
>>62394677Is that your position? It closed at 76.71 on thursday
I currently have 250 shares of DRAM at an average price of about $69. You guys think there's still time to buy like 50 more shares at the current price and sit on 300 shares for the next year or two, and still be able to make okay profit?
Apparently nobody gives a fug about Iran and its mussy anymore.
>>62394690Because Trumps gonna grab them by the hormussy
Did you know that le fibbonaazi trend extensionfrom the>iranny low,>iranny high,>and 6/11/2026reaches 100% at ES 8511,25pts
>>62394689Yes, buy more while you can. No, don't baghold. Put a trailing stop loss order on it and have the self-discipline to let it execute, because these are commodity stocks and will eventually shrink to a fraction of their present inflated value and stay that way for the next 10-15 years.>>62394690Events in the American Gulf don't affect memory stocks and are therefore irrelevant.
>>62394689I have auto weekly buys an I'm not sweating. between dollar debasement, shifting hegemonies, and AI being a national security issue DRAM is going to infinity.
Can you niggas stop telling everyone to buy dram it's not fun if everyone here has the same stock
>>62394690so many hours left till market opens to make such a statement, such hubrisi love it
>>62394699There is value in solidarity anon.
SK Hynix is up 7%KOSPI up 2%how are koreans so good at the stock market?
Last chance to buy the WDC top before it h*cking crashes, guys. People remembered they almost exclusive manufacture HDDs.
What's the rationale behind DRAM not being the typical cyclical investment?
>>62394706SK Hynix and Samsung comprise 50% of the market cap of the KOSPI. Both, as I understand it, are allied to different political parties, and the government under whatever banner has been encouraging people to take on debt to buy more stock. When the AI bubble bursts the riots are going to be epic.>>62394710None that makes sense.
>>62394710erm if you dont believe in DRAM THEN SHORT IT PUSSY I FUCKING DARE YOU
I keep seeing that this stuff is a bubble leveraged so much it could make your head spinThen I see everything is fine and this is the futureAll I know is all the poor coworkers I have in my life hate AI which makes me believe in it moreBut I’m kinda just playing it safe with index fund investing, is this the smart long game?
>>62394690The market could drop 5%, idk, it's just that right now it's pricing in the Trump Team negotiating all night long and getting israel to agree to a peace deal.>>62394693>>and 6/11/2026Occultic date>reaches 100% at ES 8511,25pts
>>62394710last time koreans pressed the sell button was more than 1 year ago
>>62394710The only ones not coordinating the shortage are some yellow people or some shit, if they'll ever price competitively that is.
>>62394710who is buying all these compaq presarios?
>>62394708Wouldn't that be good? How else do the data centers fill their disk arrays?
>>62394716I sold some of my more speculative positions and went with broader ETFs. I'm still have some sizeable positions in semis but probably 80% of my poorfolio is shit like Shid n Piss funds, VXUS, VTI. Even my semi positions are via ETFs. Usually smaller gains than DRAM but slightly less volatile and easier on the mind.
>>62394716If you're not super actively into trading and are risk averse then yes.
bobo here?
>>62394724Investors operate on completely different logic, but load times or some shit. I dunno. I only saw the effect on games that require directstorage or some heavy PORN gens.
>>62394663>not apeing max otm month-out calls and rolling them to the next max strike every time they go in the moneyyour 3x could have been a 300x. just saying.
>>62394734>theres someone actually doing that wtffff >>62392117
>>62394734Investing most of my cash into a highly-concentrated commodity ETF is already enough of a gamble for me. Leverage and options are pure madness. You hear about the one guy who pulled a 300x but you don't hear as much about the countless other guys who went to $1 or who actually managed a 300x only to loss it all plus their principal.
>>62394734>roll out to the point you unironically go red sasuga
>>62394734ABDL (Always Be Distressingly Leveraged)
How did oil futures go from +2.52% to -0.33% already
>>62394710>cyclical investmentWe either already are at or are near the point where $1 of tokens nets you $1.01 in economic value. When this occurs, you will be able to press a button, spin up 10000000000000 agents, and earn $0.01 on each agent for a return of $100000000000. All just because you pressed a button. The only thing limiting this is compute, memory, and power. They are all great buys. 10x more compute allows 10x more profitable agents to run around making money out of thin air for people. 10x more memory allows the same, but it also has a second capacity to unlock new kinds of of work that agents can do. An agent with a 10x larger context window (enabled by 10x more memory allocation) can not just be a taskrabbit or entry level programmer but a supervisor, or a project manager, or a ceo. Entirely new paradigms of value creation. That is why memory is the bottleneck trade of bottleneck trades. And is why demand for it is, and will continue to be, insatiable. Don't worry about chinese producers flooding the market. Don't worry about distillations and more memory efficient models. All supply will be eaten up immediately, and all efficiency gains will be offset by increased usage (study jevons paradox).Imagine if you had a working memory of 1 second. How fucked would that be? You wouldn't be able to do shit for fuck. Contrariwise, imagine if you had a working, photographic memory of 10 years. How much more shit could you do that you can't even fathom being able to do now? Now imagine there are infinity more yous who all would like access to this 10-year+ working memory. That is the situation with AI agents and this is what memory production is unlocking for them.Repeat after me. Demand. Is. Infinite. And consequently: Line. Go. Up. Forever.
>>62394716the musical chair stops when when the government stops subsidizing for everythingto know when you have to look at the trickle down ants that are benefiting from the actual companies getting governmentbux like AMAT for example benefits from INTC, so if AMAT misses earnings thats a top signal, or AMKR etc
>>62394752nobody tell this guy just how much tokens are subsidized
>>62394748Everybody started buying oil, and then they said to each other "wait a minute, oil is for faggots" then they all started laughing and slapping high fives as they sold
>>62394618that is correct nigger
im tired of wasting my time and money on crypto...i give up i guess stocks will never go down... whats a good platform for trading/investing in stocks?
>futuresback to living off canned soup i guess
Hermanos de BloomEnergy, lo vamos a lograr.
>>62394753I think you need to pay attention to the AI startup scene in SF if you wanna truly gauge the music stopping moment. the big names either have cults of personality or good balance sheets to keep the buildout funded even if AI continues to bring negative net revenue. the venture capitals will want to see actual returns on the other hand and you're gonna see these do-nothing Actually-Indian startups folding left and right. market commentators will say this is a "healthy adjustment" but completely miss the point about tokenomics being generally unprofitable. the rush-to-the-seats moment, if it does happen, will occur when institutional investors get spooked by the startup massacre and start demanding positive revenue from the big name AI companies. that's when you're gonna want to rotate your shit. I somehow doubt that the knock-on effect will be instantaneous because institutional investors are like sheep and only read the executive summary and easily convinced. the bubble pop will be more like a slow bubble deflation and slowly boil lots of people alive as they wait for the upturn that never happens.
Im a little behind the s&p this year but could make up for it by betting 200k on Portugal or the US to lose the world cup. How much of a guarantee is this?
Knew I should have bought puts on friday, trump always does this shit.
>>6239474875 is an important level for oil. Looks to be bouncing off support there again.
/smg/tickers feels for this feel?
>>62394713>When the AI bubble bursts the riots are going to be epic.worstkoreannys won't do shit
>>62394779ironclad. easiest money you'll ever make. go forth with leverage. this is a financial advice.
>>62394710>What's the rationale behind DRAM not being the typical cyclical investment?I've got several:>debt/currency doesn't vanish>previous bubbles don't tend to pop any longer>AI build out isn't cyclical but perpetual and perhaps eternal>number has to reach infinity and beyond because it just does okTell me where I'm wrong.
>>62394790Get off smg and go find a wife
>>62394799erm thats not a ticker
Pulling all that money off the top of my portfolio turned out to be a good idea
>>62394734Holy shit this anon figured out the option cheat code
>>62394779>Betting on the U.S. losing the World Cup on their 250th Birthday when it's being played in the U.S.Sure it's not like sports are rigged or anything
>>62394754That's even more bullish.
>>62394752>a supervisor, or a project manager, or a ceocorpos can just pay less to those drones and be done with it instead of paying a bajillon on credit tokens. Demand does not mean anything, there always will be demand for bananas, maybe we should buy Dole then
>>62394786peace deal tuesdaywar fridayfreedom never
>>62394752>screencapped>saved>printed out>framed>hung on wallabsolute gem. clownworld will bend reality very closely.
>>62394799nta but no woman wants to marry a bald friendless jobless man with only a $1m net worth, most of it in retirement accounts so he can't even spend it
>>62394813Who tf around here is bald?
>>62394815hehyeahcertainly not mei don't know what made me reply to this post desuWHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
>>62394752>An agent with a 10x larger context window (enabled by 10x more memory allocation)>he addresses the actual problem with ai>he thinks it scales linearly, making it obvious he's a tard with no idea what he's talking about
I'm going to name my mixed race Irish son Wu Yuand hes going to get so much pussy
>>62394652buy muu on margin
going to the strip club to do some charitable deedsproverbs 23:10-11
>>62394821
So how many people in society actually regularly invest? Like obviously here it's pretty skewed, but outside of this community, is there a fairly large percentage of the population who literally just shoves all their earnings into their savings account and don't actually invest any of it?If you were to give a rough estimate or guess at the people you know irl, how many do you think do and don't invest?
>>62394828tl;dranswer probably is>Yes.
does anyone here actually look at the fiscal quarterly reports of the companies they invest in
>>62394813at one point in my life I paid for gasoline with change (my entire networth) to drive to cum in a girl without protection
>>62394830fuck no
>>62394826lol
>>62394828I know 2 people who buy stock, one jew and one boomer. Nobody else invests outside of having a 401k in whatever default retirment plan is chosen.
>>62394830I vote NO on pay raises for all executives and I vote NO for anyone that has a Jewish sounding name
>>62394828In America only around 1 in 10 people buy stocks themselves in brokerage accounts vs just letting their 401k managed by the employer do it for them, and the majority are boomers/45+People preffer to put their money into things they think they know, like how many units of measurement the man of African descent will be moving the inflated ball, or what the next number in a series of six will be.
>>62394830I have AI summarize a lot of the stuff I get from the companies I own if they are hodl stocks. (Also, a lot of that stuff is in languages I don't speak, so I need AI to help me anyway.) But if it's just a trade fuck no I'm not reading that shit.
>Iran hails ‘major progress’ to end Lebanon warpack it up bobo
>>62394828There is an absolute metric fuckassshitdickton of new retail traders and there's a ton more money from big international traders sloshing around in American markets over the last 20 years. Things have changed a lot. If KOPSI shits out expect a ton of ants to pour into american markets and start pscycho kamakazi pumping american stocks. A lot of them already have brokerage accounts in singapore in their cousin's name and shit so they can do more trading internationally. Anyway, things are international and bigger in a lot of weird ways now.
>>62394843Holy shit, for real? If they manage to get a pump in to save the markets that will be so fucking funny.
>>62394838Same but also jeets and women
>>62394846ok IBKR representative
>>62394830It did back during covid times.It's an unfortunate waste of fucking time and energy I should have allocated to other way more important things and I will never read such trash again.
>>62394828depends on country/financial literacy of the countryin developing countries like 95% of population doesn't invest, they buy gold (physical) or just savings account from le bankin the US they make you buy spacex in your 401kin EU they invest into only good companies, because ethics matter for investing
>>62394518>>62394520am i retarded or is DRAM not actually trading overnight and people are just seeing thursday's after hours
>>62394655Too scary no thanks
>>62394843I was shitposting on pol today that>whenever there are negotiations with Kushner in the room,>it can be assumed that whatever is signed is akin to a complete capitulation of the party opposite to the USA/Israel.That also reaffirmed my belief that the whole Iran thing is a entirely manufactured kayfabe conflict.
>>62394674Nice Bobo, saved>that replyKekked
>read up on in-account Roth conversion (401k) >end up even more confused >"noo you shouldn't do it unless you have nearly a million in your account!" >"yes you should ALWAYS do it if it's offered" >"no you will fucking drown in taxes!!" >"conversion only incurs a tiny bit of tax!!" >some sources literally just say "roth account" without clarifying if it's about roth IRA or roth 401k god i fucking hate the retirement account situation
>>62394860>I was shitposting on pol todayISHYGDDTbut also having kushner there is like me telling you to shake my hand with a straight face then offering you my soft penis
>>62394857Did you set your graph to extended hours? It looks like DRAM has bid/asks
>>62394695How much do you expect semis to tank if the AI bullrun comes to an end and all this demand goes back to pre AI levels?>>62394699NGL but the more who pile in the more I worry we are nearing a top or at least a temporary top. We already have reddit pilong into semis which worries me. There's probably a lot of them betting on MU weeklies.
>>>>>/v/741584091/v/ and coomers are now bearish on AIthe bubble is popping.
I just noticed when SK Hynix ADR goes up MU will bleed quite a bitbasically same as Spacex situationtime is ticking for MUU bros, get out while you can
>>62394867That sounds very gay.Did you stare too long at the AI slopimage of Link I posted earlier?I attached a warning that this might happen.
Just listened to 3 hours of Kevin Warsh interviews. We're so back.
>>62394734Okay I'm listening, on the next 10%+ dio what should I do, step by step guide like I'm a single 40 year old roastie
>>62394873normies are bearish because they can't handle people profiting from itstakeholders are happy and bullishless than 0.01% of /v/ invests probablyit is basically uganda
>>62394877Either greentext some summaries or why even make such a worthless post?
>>62394772Where were you say 2 hours ago? Living off Saltines? Chicken sandwixhes? Is your entire livelihood dependent on the stock market?>>62394801I reduced some of my risk. Still have enough in there to make a profit but st least if it dumps I won't be terrified like the last dump.
>>62394869>How much do you expect semis to tank if the AI bullrun comes to an end and all this demand goes back to pre AI levels?Dude, honestly...No matter what anybody's opinion on AI...Do you actually believe that we'll be going to>pre AI - A N Y T H I N Gever again?
thai hookers are the farthest away you can get from the teachings of Jesus
>>62394877>>62394883Ya you fucking FAGGOT. WORTHLESS ASS FUCKING LOSER. FUCK. AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62394889and that's a good and wholesome thing
>>62394881all of their complaints are the same complaints being launched by proper users at conferences. the context issue is a hard problem and fundamental limitation of the technology that can't be solved unless its basically reinvented.you'll never have enough memory.>>62394877back to what, 1887? he honestly wants it to operate under farmer rebuplic rules again. he's a dino we put in there to shore up confidence we will be paying the rent (at a tbd time in the future). absurd to hint at rate rises in an environment like this, it'd send us under.
>>62394885Yesterday I was living off frozen pizzas, $4/eaNow I'm back down to soup, $1.50/ea>Is your entire livelihood dependent on the stock market?yes
>>62394892>we
>>62394892>the context issueif you make context infinite there is no knowledge base issue and any hallucinations etcwe need infinite computeso i am INFINITELY bullish MU will be 1000000000T company by 2040usd will be debased a bit but meh
lel nothing happened
Directly buy SK Hynix stock once it's in US markets, or just buy more DRAM?
>>62394875All the smart investors will switch to sk hynix when it lists on the nasdaq this august
>>62394900sell DRAM, buy SK Hynix and MUimagine paying le expense ratioget a chunk of kioxia and sandisk if you really want some other exposure
>>62394820Beautiful flowers, Mr. Bobo. A dozen of your finest roses, I have a dinner date with the wife tonight. Baja Blast, Tendies, and Mumu Slayer 3000.
>>62394868well i cant trade it and neither yahoo finance or robinhood say its trading so now im pissed
>context window>most anons can't remember what they ate for breakfast>somehow this "memory" thing is so important for AI
>>62394853Why don't you use best broker?
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>>62394898this is the means and justification by which we convert the entire world into computronium. and it is bullish DRAM. Ergo, I am bullish on it.
>>62394905:)Except... look a little closer... those aint roses Bobina...They're tulips :).
>>62394877Witnessed digitsWarsh will audit the fed, powell will hang for his travesties
>>62394920My dear Bobo you genius, she will love these even more!
>>62394415Keep PLTR, AMD, IBM, sell the rest and buy QQQ/SOXX
>>62394824wouldn't recommend this. still have almost all the money in my wallet. the girls did their best but it wasn't enough to entertain me. i tipped them for their efforts though. disappointed.
>>62394734>month outLet me get this straight. You're saying go for the 95?
>>62395136Forgot pic
>>62394317A barbell is a type of portfolio split retard
