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I'VE BEEN KEVIN'D
>>62402454
sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62402454deja vi on what? dot com or recovery after a dump?
>KMB up 3.2%LETS FUCKING GO DIAPGANG
Is anyone else refusing to open their portfolio today?
Elon is a lolcow in real life too wow
I swear I’ve been get bogged every week for the past few. Every time I fucking sell atm puts the price tanks the very next day. And for no fucking reason either. Fucking nigger market
>3% passive gains on 100% idle cashfeels good man
>>62402463if the kospi has one more dump left in it then the end of this entire bull market is very very close LOL
> nows
>>62402471i went back to sleep when i saw how disgusting pre market was
>>62402467Everyone freaking out about AI being a bubble OP image was from like december
>>62402477kospi mite b freaking the fuck out over what's going on here and be dumping. I'd be keeping an eye out is all I'm saying not predicting the future here
>>62402471couldn't be me
make it stop...
>>62402462
Someone shill me something, need to buy more before dip closes
>>62402471they're unrealized anyway
>>62402487nyooit needs all to go to zeroespecially memory shit
>>62402491MU, AMD, GOOGL
>>62402490he is very round and powerful
>>62402491ARM 400C 8/21
>>62402493you're not getting cheap PC ever again just accept it and come up with an alternative
Kevin pls
>>62402491puts on literally anything
What happened? I just woke up, why are we down? I fomo'd into MU last night and now I'm down 15% wtf!!!
>>62402471I last checked my portfolio on Friday 12 June.It's fine.
>>62402494Already got some MU and DRAM calls
>>62402454>one singular ATM micron option is 7kIm priced out bros...
>>62402498good thing i upgraded to 32gb early 2025also have 4 tb of ssdi am good
>>62402501Stop buying green lines retard
SILVER IS FUCKING WORTHLESS
>>62402497whats the leverage on this?
>>62402509yeah yeah save it bud we know you're an upgrade autist and your head will explode if you don't upgrade every year
>>62402477>>62402484What are escorts like in SK? How does this effect the SK economy?
>>62402511>still trading PMs
>>62402511Always has been>muh physical silver squeeze, I swear bro its gonna happen any decade now
my only saving grace is I sold my dogshit gold jrs yesterday
>>62402464"Just buy an ETF" is good for casual small talk advice.It isn't enough advice and a whole lot of people will get pissed the first time it drops, then sell and blame you instead of just holding. You have to narrow down the ETF and show them the whole chart so they can see that line always goes up and to the right even if it dips occasionally. But *only* if they actually show interest and ask you to elaborate.
>TQQQ>>62402517Just pick your poison
I think we’ve doubled topped and it’s all down hill from here even if the Ayatollah personally sucks Trump’s dick. Mega caps are starting to take on debt to finance AI, turning an already risky play into an even riskier one. What was once playing with house money can turn into crushing loan repayments on an over-saturated, poorly performing investment that was overbuilt during an extreme spike in capex. I will be buying long dated puts. See you in hell.
>>62402511>STOP REDEEMING THE SILVAAR SAAAAAR 100:1 RATIO SAAAAR DO NOT FUCKING REDEEEEEM
>>62402525I bought 6k in TQQQ calls an hour ago and sold as soon as they were greeni was willing to hold into tomorrow if it didnt pump but noone ever got burned taking profits
>>62402514It's a call option, max loss is the price you buy it for, ARM up means option big up
>>62402516i had the 16gb before that since 2017but there is literally nothing to play in this dogshit woke timeline so no need to upgrade anywaysrecently pirated stellar blade but even that is crap
>>62402471I force myself now. Tines like this where Id outright refuse to open it or even look at /biz/ only tobfind out it was a green day kek>>62402122Price target of Sandisk? End of 2026? Mid 2027? End of 2027?>>62402057She is literally horny in anticipation of the attention she will get online, just look at her nipples poking through>>62402233Where is she now, up or down on her gambling?>>62402450>substitute for something you can't afford (a PC)Kek!
>>62402531keep telling yourself that as you twitch uncontrollably until you have ddr6 ram
Is korea done dumping do I buy?
>>62402530so you dont know by how much?i only bought knock outs so far and they tell me the leverage beforehand eurosmigger btw, i know american options are a bit different just wondering if you know the leverage
>>62402487> keep crying, maybe someone will care
>>62402517I think I will stay away from the ADR of Sk Hynix and Samsung. I can't shake this feeling the sole intent of it is to leave non Koreans as bagholders and then once the money is extracted, foreigners are banned from owning shares in both companies.>>62402525Japan please but an attractive one with big boobs.
>>62402534i am still on ddr4…wait ddr6 is out?>>62402535lets hope notne need to go back to levels of last year
>>62402536he could if he was smart
dem goddamn gooks got us
SOXL SISTERS I DONT FEEL SO GOODWHY ISNT IT RECOVERING??I should have sold in May and gone away
>>62402543you bought ddr4 ram in 2025 ?
Going to be selling leveraged ETFs to Korean women in return for sexual favors
well so theres that, day is done.. tommorow we’ll see
>>62402548yesstill on am4bought the second best cpu for it as last update5700x3di dont see a reason to go to am5
power ten minutesPLEEAAASE
>>62402551We've still got 10 minutes for things to get worseAnd AH
>>62402536Exposure is 100 shares on our options, if you don't know how option pricing works don't buy it tho
I looked, fuck I shouldn't have bought yesterday or earlier today at all. Fuck. I was only up like 1k yesterday. Im down over 10k today.
>>62402501JD Vance was about to give a speech when Iran walked out. He was very visibly shaken and embarassed, all the US and Republican haters watch his facial expressions on repeat laughing. America's ongoing humiliation was the straw that tipped new opaque fed, valuations, Ai bubble, midterm dip, oil crises, high inflation.
>>62402550"Sexual favor" is such a funny term. It's just like, "hey can you do me a favor real quick?"
I'm selling mu calls and buying dram puts.Call the irs I don't give a fuck it's not a straddle.
>>62402552well I guess I was wrong you sound like a smart value buyer gj
>>62402556>Im down over 10k today.Only if you sold. What did you buy?
>>62402547i see no recovering until at least 26k nqmaybe a reaction at 26750 but short termprobably crabing until late summer
Friendly reminder kospi opens tonight
>>62402548>>62402552im still on a 4790k. 24gb ddr3. I probably wont upgrade and just quit gaming. really hasnt been a game worth upgrading for since overwatch 2016
>>62402544Kek you explain it then, the market closes in 8 min, GO
What time is the V? I have shit to do.
>>62402566Can't wait
>>62402541Or they want the listing because they want the sold shares to fund their build out
>>62402556Wow that's my yearly salary (I am a potato farmer in rural Moldova).
>>62402561kekits alright buddy
>>6240255330% dip, than take the tqqq rocket back up. I dont think it will happen but its what Im hoping for.
>>62402454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>62402567there were ddr3 mobos that could handle 24gb?
>KMB just blew through the $104 barrierOkay this is just getting silly now.
awful, awful day well
>>624025782x8gb, 2x4gb I'm guessing
>>624025686x leverage
Power 5 minutes please
>>62402579What happened Nov 1st to cause the crash?
>>624025868GBx3 actually. took an extra stick out of an old prebuilt. its 1666mhz which i think hurts more
>>62402587
>>62402584thats a funny way to say wonderful day
Photonics sisters...This is bullish right?
>>62402595don't look at the LITE chart sister...
>>62402594Tell me your secrets or at least some tips how to profit from bad days. I’m guessing options?
>>62402590They diluted the shareholders to acquire Kenvue. I think it was a mistake because their bread and butter is shit (diapers and toilet paper), but i think they can make up for it and there's been plenty of buying opportunities these past few months.
>>62402545>boomer treats his kids like shit>they still try to help him after their mother’s death>voted Democrat his entire life until his once beautiful neighborhood filled with GI Bill homes is flooded with third world browns who kill each other>gets killed by browns>brown family that was sorta and superficially nice gets his inheritance over his own blood familyBOOMERS EVERYONE
>that anon doing TA on soxl
>>62402526> doubling down on debt to chase AI hypelmao imagine thinking the ayatollah gives a fuck about your puts. see you at zero.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62402591But muh dual channel
>>62402606I mean it DID hit 300 so...
>>62402601you dont need to be in the market 24/7you can just wait with cash and buy after dumpsi like leveraged ETPs as well
>>62402564SOXL is pure volatility. You realize that it was 155 on June 9th and 300 yesterday, right? You doubled your money in two weeks, right?
>>62402610i have much bigger fish to fry tbqh
>>62402608-11%
>>62402608+0.92%
silver died in a fire again
>>62402608
>>62402608Uh no good -5.whatever%
>>62402454Would this 10x your money IRL >>62402039
>>62402608Today: -3.66%This Week: -4.03%This Month: -5.68%This Year: +22.42%From Peak: -6.68%12 Months: +28.34%not great
>>62402608FUCK
>>62402608+247%should i get out? expecting further dumps
>>62402608-9.58%Ns and Js
>>62402608+3.46%
>>62402608Today: -1.12%This week: -0.63%This year: +8.79%You made me look after 10 days.
>>62402608-12%. The Micron selloff is getting exponential.
>>62402608I'm not looking but probably around -8%
>>62402608-0.96% mostly from my QQQM shares.
>>62402608-0.62AI is worthless dogshit its time to cash out
>>62402604They ignored him when he asked for help.
>>62402624yes if the SP500 moves identical to how it moved over the past 2-3 years but it probably wont. Options gimmicks might make it swing 8x to 12x depending on what happens
>>62402637He never asked for help.
>>62402608I started with 135 at open and ended at 1316. Midday high of 1700If I do it a few more times I'll quit my job at mcdolands
>>62402631We're still up about 20% for the month. Get a grip.
>>62402608i jerked off the entire market so even though im red i got to cum
mumusisters i need some copium please. i need it so badly
>>62402608Kevin. Please!
Don't care, my comfy boomer XOM oily stonks are ignoring everything
>>62402567you're a lil late bud gaming died with the crt monitor era modern game devs suck donkey dick
>>62402640He called his son and asked him how to do taxes and his son hung up on him.
>>62402645back when i first started day trading I would end up jacking it super hard to charts and would cum at -50% or something crazy. losing money always got me harder than making it. I never ended up commiting to day trading
>>62402608not saying but I did buy a new mattress from Costco.
>>62402646after the doomers are done sperging out wtf else are they going to buy? they're going right back to chip stocks cause everything else is mid at best
Up 94% today boys
>MUUFUCKINGGODSI still trust the plan
>>62402491XOM is on sale.
>>62402650just say youre a nintentard boomer and die
>>62402652what the fuck anon, control yourself. i only cum when market closes and that instantly releases all the stress i built up from the charts
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shineI'm lovin' Candle City, my head's in the skyI'm Bobo, I’m Mr. BoboI'm Mr. Bobo, I'm Mr. Bobo, Bobo(So-so-so-so-bobo)
>$FDX | FedEx Q4 26 Earnings:• Adj EPS: $6.31 (vs $6.07 Y/Y)• Adj Operating Income: $2.09B, +3.4% Y/Y• Adj Revenue: $25.0B, +13% Y/Y• Federal Express Revenue: $21.57B, +14% Y/Y>+14%That's all the refunds
Today was a classic macro-driven tech rout where your broad market exposure and leverage magnified the downside.The two key takeaways from today's performance:The Index Anchor: Because VOO is the largest core holding in your portfolio (accounting for over half of your total exposure), its -1.42% slide acted as the primary anchor for the day, pulling down your absolute CAD balance by over $32,000 all on its own.Leverage & Tech Pain: The biggest damage on a percentage basis came from your growth, hardware, and leverage buckets. CRDO plunged over 10%, ANET fell more than 7%, and your leveraged S&P positions (SSO and UPRO) expectedly doubled and tripled the pain of VOO's underlying slide.While your biotech/healthcare names (MEDP, NAMS, IQV, ICLR) and Geek+ had fantastic green days and acted as a great buffer, they just didn't have the position size to counteract the tech and index sell-off.Total Loss Today: -$103,778 CADPercentage Change: -2.34%
I'm going to violently rape Bobo, a fictional character.
>>62402608-6%
>>62402660enjoy you cinematic experience fag you're not even playing video games you're playing some interactive movie for mothers and children
>>62402667you can take bobo, I will take bobina
>>62402644Yeah? Well, I'm up 18.25% this month for now, though I had peaked at 47.43%. Still thousands lost.
>>62402639Thanks, Im going to try it next dip with 2%. See how it goes.
>>62402661making money with your dick in your hard is life changing. I couldnt help it. I would spill a messy load all over myself and have to spend 5 minutes cleaning it up but more often i would go completely catatonic and watch my money implode with my soft penis in my hand covered in half dry cum for like half an hour
>>62402666Good thing that isn't real money.
>>62402655Compute demand isn't thereThe companies paying for compute have never made a profitThe chips are sitting in warehouses Anthropic just showed the world models can be banned for no reasonThere is zero ROI on the build out The music is about to stop
>>62402608down 2.49% :(
>>62402571Do koreans have pink vaggie?
>>62402527But im still up 3x?
>>62402683Very
cerebras earnings coming up
What would happen to average Korean if memory gets rugged? They are all in, aren't they.
>>62402680chip stocks aren't based on ai profit they're based on chip profit and chip profit is going up non stop. stay broke and retarded doomertard
>>62402669>enjoy you cinematic experience fag you're not even playing video games you're playing some interactive movie for mothers and childrenI know
Redpill me on JEPQ. Why does it offer 11% dividend yield?
>>62402661>when market closes>he doesnt know about after hours trading>he doesnt know about 24/7 event cooooontract trading
>>62402608-16.04%
-7.45%Brutal.
>>62402674
>>62402692You know too much. I'm sending my agents after you.
I bought 15 MU shares right before close. Wish me luck.
>>62402692it runs options instead of you running options. can you make 11% a year selling covered calls?
>>62402675Correct, not a loss tell I sell.
>>62402700Yeah I'm in DRAM at 69.23.Honestly don't really care if it dumps I'm just happy to be in the memory game again
>>62402687when hard times hit, there's always cigarettes and starcraft
>>62402703I need to start doing this instead of just buy and holding VOO, especially as id be comfortable doing it with SSO.
>>62402706True, going to go test my Max out time against the hard AI
>>62402692It underperforms the index over longer periods and the dividend yield is variable and related to selling equity upside with options and have ring premiums. It’s only good as an income instrument for boomers as a less correlated income investment.
>>62402696im some kind of a cuck i think
SOXL before MU earnings.
>>62402666i have a similar pc slidemost of my gains are realized so i am red rn but its not awful. i am expecting it will rally again. i should not have put as much money in as i did. now my dick is covered in gore. i will average down if the bleeding continues tomorrow and thursday.datacenter buildout continues for two years, those companies buying compute are obligated to buy ze chips they have ordered.
>>62402711What's stopping one from dividend harvesting every 1st of the month and invest into VOO for the rest of the month?
>>62402711> less correlated income investmentYou had me excited but it still dips in crashes, just much shorter for some reason. Someday ill find the perfect independent investment that naturally compounds. Even if its gamer girl pee it has to exist.
Buy the dip
>>62402720distribution gets taken out of nav. you can buy the day before, hold until record day, and then sell to chase other options, but you'll basically just take a slight loss to offset the distribution
>>62402720This would very clearly underperform just owning VOO. There is no free lunch.
>>62402729N&Js get free lunches
>>62402726
I didn't slurp
>>62402718Im not concerned at all. Im dreaming of a dip to leverage up in. I doubt it happens but if it did id be ecstatic, if it recovers id be happy. If it 1968-1981 inflated away 80% id be pissed but thats unlikely and the only real thing I fear.
>>62402722>ill find the perfect independent investment that naturally compounds>naturallyILS, CBYYXcompound so good at times (lmao)
>>62402738I didn't slurp either, it's bound to crap harder tomorrow.
>>62402704Sure, sure. Canadian dollars definitely have real value.
I bet all those faggots laughing at SPCX and went all in on DRAM aren't laughing now.
>>62402745ils looks like shit, more like ibs
>>62402752Kek, true. But I mean its about tree fiddy usd, and Ive seen it accepted in Afghanistan.
Why red?Why?
bros im poor...
>>62402767Tech apocalypse
>>62402767There's nothing to fear, but fear itself
>>62402770Shut up faggot
>>62402770>down 100% todaynice call buying
>>62402770still cropping out 99% of the screen. please kys
>>62402774Everyone knows line goes up. Time is on my side lil nigga
>>62402767The Koreans freaked out, and freakouts are contagious.
>>62402745Facinating, this nigga smg's. Does CBYYX pay a 11% dividend or do you have to remember to sell every Dec?
A healthy little pants shitting from my fellow Bullbros and I.Need to train the NuPowell to clean up our diapers early. And threaten him with heavier bowel movements if he ignores us.He will KNEEL.
KING PEDO RAPES MARKET YET AGAIN AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>old spare laptop from 2017 randomly won't turn on>check inside>ram stick randomly fell out and may have fucked the motherboardI.... checked my portfolio. For some reason on the 9th of april I was too scared to go in heavy on the dip on tech, but I put 50 bucks into some biowhatever garbage that was shilled here. If I made any decisions that weren't retarded and was up hundreds of thousands I wouldn't buy another laptop, but it would be cool to have the option of considering replacing it without it being a 'big purchase'. Shit that was like 700 bucks in 2023 and now costs over 1000 bucks because of those specific parts and dell and lenovo are cunts that force you to take the basic ssd and ram even though I don't need them.Tired.
>>62402471My portfolio is thankfully not down compared to where it was a month ago, but it's not really up either.>>62402472we already knew that
>>62402720The fact that you have to hold the shares at market close on the Dividend EX date and then the price falls by the amount of the dividend payout at market open the next day.
>>62402795>oh if only i had done something different in the past i would be gigarichYou and me, everyone here buddy. Not exactly a shocking revelation.
>>62402608-1.88%More of a crab day than anything.
>>62402788You hit the nail right on the head. That is exactly what is happening with CBYYX (Victory Pioneer CAT Bond Fund). The fund yields right around 9% to 11% (its trailing 12-month dividend yield sits at roughly 8.9% to 11.1% depending on the year's performance). Because of how this specific mutual fund is structured, it distributes its income annually, right at the beginning of December. Here is exactly why you see that big dip every December:The Annual Distribution Stampede: Throughout the year, the fund collects interest premiums from the catastrophe bonds it holds, causing the Net Asset Value (NAV) to steadily drift upward.The Ex-Dividend Drop: On the ex-dividend date (which usually lands on the first or second business day of December—for example, Dec 2nd last year), the fund pays out a massive lump sum of around $1.00 to $1.11 per share all at once. The Price Adjustment: The moment that cash leaves the fund's ledger to go into shareholders' accounts, the share price drops by the exact amount of the payout. Because the fund trades at a relatively low share price (usually fluctuating between $11.00 and $12.00), dropping a ~$1.00 dividend on the table causes an immediate 9% to 10% vertical drop on the chart overnight. It’s completely an accounting mechanism rather than a destruction of capital—if you have dividends set to reinvest, you'll see a massive spike in your share count at the exact same moment the chart "crashes."
>>62402477>if the kospi has one more dump left in it then the end of this entire bull market is very very close LOLThe kospi dumped 20% in march, which is greater than what it's currently doing
>>62402767Silicon Age Collapse
>>62402485based
