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I'VE BEEN KEVIN'D
>>62402454
sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62402454deja vi on what? dot com or recovery after a dump?
>KMB up 3.2%LETS FUCKING GO DIAPGANG
Is anyone else refusing to open their portfolio today?
Elon is a lolcow in real life too wow
I swear I’ve been get bogged every week for the past few. Every time I fucking sell atm puts the price tanks the very next day. And for no fucking reason either. Fucking nigger market
>3% passive gains on 100% idle cashfeels good man
>>62402463if the kospi has one more dump left in it then the end of this entire bull market is very very close LOL
> nows
>>62402471i went back to sleep when i saw how disgusting pre market was
>>62402467Everyone freaking out about AI being a bubble OP image was from like december
>>62402477kospi mite b freaking the fuck out over what's going on here and be dumping. I'd be keeping an eye out is all I'm saying not predicting the future here
>>62402471couldn't be me
make it stop...
>>62402462
Someone shill me something, need to buy more before dip closes
>>62402471they're unrealized anyway
>>62402487nyooit needs all to go to zeroespecially memory shit
>>62402491MU, AMD, GOOGL
>>62402490he is very round and powerful
>>62402491ARM 400C 8/21
>>62402493you're not getting cheap PC ever again just accept it and come up with an alternative
Kevin pls
>>62402491puts on literally anything
What happened? I just woke up, why are we down? I fomo'd into MU last night and now I'm down 15% wtf!!!
>>62402471I last checked my portfolio on Friday 12 June.It's fine.
>>62402494Already got some MU and DRAM calls
>>62402454>one singular ATM micron option is 7kIm priced out bros...
>>62402498good thing i upgraded to 32gb early 2025also have 4 tb of ssdi am good
>>62402501Stop buying green lines retard
SILVER IS FUCKING WORTHLESS
>>62402497whats the leverage on this?
>>62402509yeah yeah save it bud we know you're an upgrade autist and your head will explode if you don't upgrade every year
>>62402477>>62402484What are escorts like in SK? How does this effect the SK economy?
>>62402511>still trading PMs
>>62402511Always has been>muh physical silver squeeze, I swear bro its gonna happen any decade now
my only saving grace is I sold my dogshit gold jrs yesterday
>>62402464"Just buy an ETF" is good for casual small talk advice.It isn't enough advice and a whole lot of people will get pissed the first time it drops, then sell and blame you instead of just holding. You have to narrow down the ETF and show them the whole chart so they can see that line always goes up and to the right even if it dips occasionally. But *only* if they actually show interest and ask you to elaborate.
>TQQQ>>62402517Just pick your poison
I think we’ve doubled topped and it’s all down hill from here even if the Ayatollah personally sucks Trump’s dick. Mega caps are starting to take on debt to finance AI, turning an already risky play into an even riskier one. What was once playing with house money can turn into crushing loan repayments on an over-saturated, poorly performing investment that was overbuilt during an extreme spike in capex. I will be buying long dated puts. See you in hell.
>>62402511>STOP REDEEMING THE SILVAAR SAAAAAR 100:1 RATIO SAAAAR DO NOT FUCKING REDEEEEEM
>>62402525I bought 6k in TQQQ calls an hour ago and sold as soon as they were greeni was willing to hold into tomorrow if it didnt pump but noone ever got burned taking profits
>>62402514It's a call option, max loss is the price you buy it for, ARM up means option big up
>>62402516i had the 16gb before that since 2017but there is literally nothing to play in this dogshit woke timeline so no need to upgrade anywaysrecently pirated stellar blade but even that is crap
>>62402471I force myself now. Tines like this where Id outright refuse to open it or even look at /biz/ only tobfind out it was a green day kek>>62402122Price target of Sandisk? End of 2026? Mid 2027? End of 2027?>>62402057She is literally horny in anticipation of the attention she will get online, just look at her nipples poking through>>62402233Where is she now, up or down on her gambling?>>62402450>substitute for something you can't afford (a PC)Kek!
>>62402531keep telling yourself that as you twitch uncontrollably until you have ddr6 ram
Is korea done dumping do I buy?
>>62402530so you dont know by how much?i only bought knock outs so far and they tell me the leverage beforehand eurosmigger btw, i know american options are a bit different just wondering if you know the leverage
>>62402487> keep crying, maybe someone will care
>>62402517I think I will stay away from the ADR of Sk Hynix and Samsung. I can't shake this feeling the sole intent of it is to leave non Koreans as bagholders and then once the money is extracted, foreigners are banned from owning shares in both companies.>>62402525Japan please but an attractive one with big boobs.
>>62402534i am still on ddr4…wait ddr6 is out?>>62402535lets hope notne need to go back to levels of last year
>>62402536he could if he was smart
dem goddamn gooks got us
SOXL SISTERS I DONT FEEL SO GOODWHY ISNT IT RECOVERING??I should have sold in May and gone away
>>62402543you bought ddr4 ram in 2025 ?
Going to be selling leveraged ETFs to Korean women in return for sexual favors
well so theres that, day is done.. tommorow we’ll see
>>62402548yesstill on am4bought the second best cpu for it as last update5700x3di dont see a reason to go to am5
power ten minutesPLEEAAASE
>>62402551We've still got 10 minutes for things to get worseAnd AH
>>62402536Exposure is 100 shares on our options, if you don't know how option pricing works don't buy it tho
I looked, fuck I shouldn't have bought yesterday or earlier today at all. Fuck. I was only up like 1k yesterday. Im down over 10k today.
>>62402501JD Vance was about to give a speech when Iran walked out. He was very visibly shaken and embarassed, all the US and Republican haters watch his facial expressions on repeat laughing. America's ongoing humiliation was the straw that tipped new opaque fed, valuations, Ai bubble, midterm dip, oil crises, high inflation.
>>62402550"Sexual favor" is such a funny term. It's just like, "hey can you do me a favor real quick?"
I'm selling mu calls and buying dram puts.Call the irs I don't give a fuck it's not a straddle.
>>62402552well I guess I was wrong you sound like a smart value buyer gj
>>62402556>Im down over 10k today.Only if you sold. What did you buy?
>>62402547i see no recovering until at least 26k nqmaybe a reaction at 26750 but short termprobably crabing until late summer
Friendly reminder kospi opens tonight
>>62402548>>62402552im still on a 4790k. 24gb ddr3. I probably wont upgrade and just quit gaming. really hasnt been a game worth upgrading for since overwatch 2016
>>62402544Kek you explain it then, the market closes in 8 min, GO
What time is the V? I have shit to do.
>>62402566Can't wait
>>62402541Or they want the listing because they want the sold shares to fund their build out
>>62402556Wow that's my yearly salary (I am a potato farmer in rural Moldova).
>>62402561kekits alright buddy
>>6240255330% dip, than take the tqqq rocket back up. I dont think it will happen but its what Im hoping for.
>>62402454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>62402567there were ddr3 mobos that could handle 24gb?
>KMB just blew through the $104 barrierOkay this is just getting silly now.
awful, awful day well
>>624025782x8gb, 2x4gb I'm guessing
>>624025686x leverage
Power 5 minutes please
>>62402579What happened Nov 1st to cause the crash?
>>624025868GBx3 actually. took an extra stick out of an old prebuilt. its 1666mhz which i think hurts more
>>62402587
>>62402584thats a funny way to say wonderful day
Photonics sisters...This is bullish right?
>>62402595don't look at the LITE chart sister...
>>62402594Tell me your secrets or at least some tips how to profit from bad days. I’m guessing options?
>>62402590They diluted the shareholders to acquire Kenvue. I think it was a mistake because their bread and butter is shit (diapers and toilet paper), but i think they can make up for it and there's been plenty of buying opportunities these past few months.
>>62402545>boomer treats his kids like shit>they still try to help him after their mother’s death>voted Democrat his entire life until his once beautiful neighborhood filled with GI Bill homes is flooded with third world browns who kill each other>gets killed by browns>brown family that was sorta and superficially nice gets his inheritance over his own blood familyBOOMERS EVERYONE
>that anon doing TA on soxl
>>62402526> doubling down on debt to chase AI hypelmao imagine thinking the ayatollah gives a fuck about your puts. see you at zero.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62402591But muh dual channel
>>62402606I mean it DID hit 300 so...
>>62402601you dont need to be in the market 24/7you can just wait with cash and buy after dumpsi like leveraged ETPs as well
>>62402564SOXL is pure volatility. You realize that it was 155 on June 9th and 300 yesterday, right? You doubled your money in two weeks, right?
>>62402610i have much bigger fish to fry tbqh
>>62402608-11%
>>62402608+0.92%
silver died in a fire again
>>62402608
>>62402608Uh no good -5.whatever%
>>62402454Would this 10x your money IRL >>62402039
>>62402608Today: -3.66%This Week: -4.03%This Month: -5.68%This Year: +22.42%From Peak: -6.68%12 Months: +28.34%not great
>>62402608FUCK
>>62402608+247%should i get out? expecting further dumps
>>62402608-9.58%Ns and Js
>>62402608+3.46%
>>62402608Today: -1.12%This week: -0.63%This year: +8.79%You made me look after 10 days.
>>62402608-12%. The Micron selloff is getting exponential.
>>62402608I'm not looking but probably around -8%
>>62402608-0.96% mostly from my QQQM shares.
>>62402608-0.62AI is worthless dogshit its time to cash out
>>62402604They ignored him when he asked for help.
>>62402624yes if the SP500 moves identical to how it moved over the past 2-3 years but it probably wont. Options gimmicks might make it swing 8x to 12x depending on what happens
>>62402637He never asked for help.
>>62402608I started with 135 at open and ended at 1316. Midday high of 1700If I do it a few more times I'll quit my job at mcdolands
>>62402631We're still up about 20% for the month. Get a grip.
>>62402608i jerked off the entire market so even though im red i got to cum
mumusisters i need some copium please. i need it so badly
>>62402608Kevin. Please!
Don't care, my comfy boomer XOM oily stonks are ignoring everything
>>62402567you're a lil late bud gaming died with the crt monitor era modern game devs suck donkey dick
>>62402640He called his son and asked him how to do taxes and his son hung up on him.
>>62402645back when i first started day trading I would end up jacking it super hard to charts and would cum at -50% or something crazy. losing money always got me harder than making it. I never ended up commiting to day trading
>>62402608not saying but I did buy a new mattress from Costco.
>>62402646after the doomers are done sperging out wtf else are they going to buy? they're going right back to chip stocks cause everything else is mid at best
Up 94% today boys
>MUUFUCKINGGODSI still trust the plan
>>62402491XOM is on sale.
>>62402650just say youre a nintentard boomer and die
>>62402652what the fuck anon, control yourself. i only cum when market closes and that instantly releases all the stress i built up from the charts
I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shineI'm lovin' Candle City, my head's in the skyI'm Bobo, I’m Mr. BoboI'm Mr. Bobo, I'm Mr. Bobo, Bobo(So-so-so-so-bobo)
>$FDX | FedEx Q4 26 Earnings:• Adj EPS: $6.31 (vs $6.07 Y/Y)• Adj Operating Income: $2.09B, +3.4% Y/Y• Adj Revenue: $25.0B, +13% Y/Y• Federal Express Revenue: $21.57B, +14% Y/Y>+14%That's all the refunds
Today was a classic macro-driven tech rout where your broad market exposure and leverage magnified the downside.The two key takeaways from today's performance:The Index Anchor: Because VOO is the largest core holding in your portfolio (accounting for over half of your total exposure), its -1.42% slide acted as the primary anchor for the day, pulling down your absolute CAD balance by over $32,000 all on its own.Leverage & Tech Pain: The biggest damage on a percentage basis came from your growth, hardware, and leverage buckets. CRDO plunged over 10%, ANET fell more than 7%, and your leveraged S&P positions (SSO and UPRO) expectedly doubled and tripled the pain of VOO's underlying slide.While your biotech/healthcare names (MEDP, NAMS, IQV, ICLR) and Geek+ had fantastic green days and acted as a great buffer, they just didn't have the position size to counteract the tech and index sell-off.Total Loss Today: -$103,778 CADPercentage Change: -2.34%
I'm going to violently rape Bobo, a fictional character.
>>62402608-6%
>>62402660enjoy you cinematic experience fag you're not even playing video games you're playing some interactive movie for mothers and children
>>62402667you can take bobo, I will take bobina
>>62402644Yeah? Well, I'm up 18.25% this month for now, though I had peaked at 47.43%. Still thousands lost.
>>62402639Thanks, Im going to try it next dip with 2%. See how it goes.
>>62402661making money with your dick in your hard is life changing. I couldnt help it. I would spill a messy load all over myself and have to spend 5 minutes cleaning it up but more often i would go completely catatonic and watch my money implode with my soft penis in my hand covered in half dry cum for like half an hour
>>62402666Good thing that isn't real money.
>>62402655Compute demand isn't thereThe companies paying for compute have never made a profitThe chips are sitting in warehouses Anthropic just showed the world models can be banned for no reasonThere is zero ROI on the build out The music is about to stop
>>62402608down 2.49% :(
>>62402571Do koreans have pink vaggie?
>>62402527But im still up 3x?
>>62402683Very
cerebras earnings coming up
What would happen to average Korean if memory gets rugged? They are all in, aren't they.
>>62402680chip stocks aren't based on ai profit they're based on chip profit and chip profit is going up non stop. stay broke and retarded doomertard
>>62402669>enjoy you cinematic experience fag you're not even playing video games you're playing some interactive movie for mothers and childrenI know
Redpill me on JEPQ. Why does it offer 11% dividend yield?
>>62402661>when market closes>he doesnt know about after hours trading>he doesnt know about 24/7 event cooooontract trading
>>62402608-16.04%
-7.45%Brutal.
>>62402674
>>62402692You know too much. I'm sending my agents after you.
I bought 15 MU shares right before close. Wish me luck.
>>62402692it runs options instead of you running options. can you make 11% a year selling covered calls?
>>62402675Correct, not a loss tell I sell.
>>62402700Yeah I'm in DRAM at 69.23.Honestly don't really care if it dumps I'm just happy to be in the memory game again
>>62402687when hard times hit, there's always cigarettes and starcraft
>>62402703I need to start doing this instead of just buy and holding VOO, especially as id be comfortable doing it with SSO.
>>62402706True, going to go test my Max out time against the hard AI
>>62402692It underperforms the index over longer periods and the dividend yield is variable and related to selling equity upside with options and have ring premiums. It’s only good as an income instrument for boomers as a less correlated income investment.
>>62402696im some kind of a cuck i think
SOXL before MU earnings.
>>62402666i have a similar pc slidemost of my gains are realized so i am red rn but its not awful. i am expecting it will rally again. i should not have put as much money in as i did. now my dick is covered in gore. i will average down if the bleeding continues tomorrow and thursday.datacenter buildout continues for two years, those companies buying compute are obligated to buy ze chips they have ordered.
>>62402711What's stopping one from dividend harvesting every 1st of the month and invest into VOO for the rest of the month?
>>62402711> less correlated income investmentYou had me excited but it still dips in crashes, just much shorter for some reason. Someday ill find the perfect independent investment that naturally compounds. Even if its gamer girl pee it has to exist.
Buy the dip
>>62402720distribution gets taken out of nav. you can buy the day before, hold until record day, and then sell to chase other options, but you'll basically just take a slight loss to offset the distribution
>>62402720This would very clearly underperform just owning VOO. There is no free lunch.
>>62402729N&Js get free lunches
>>62402726
I didn't slurp
>>62402718Im not concerned at all. Im dreaming of a dip to leverage up in. I doubt it happens but if it did id be ecstatic, if it recovers id be happy. If it 1968-1981 inflated away 80% id be pissed but thats unlikely and the only real thing I fear.
>>62402722>ill find the perfect independent investment that naturally compounds>naturallyILS, CBYYXcompound so good at times (lmao)
>>62402738I didn't slurp either, it's bound to crap harder tomorrow.
>>62402704Sure, sure. Canadian dollars definitely have real value.
I bet all those faggots laughing at SPCX and went all in on DRAM aren't laughing now.
>>62402745ils looks like shit, more like ibs
>>62402752Kek, true. But I mean its about tree fiddy usd, and Ive seen it accepted in Afghanistan.
Why red?Why?
bros im poor...
>>62402767Tech apocalypse
>>62402767There's nothing to fear, but fear itself
>>62402770Shut up faggot
>>62402770>down 100% todaynice call buying
>>62402770still cropping out 99% of the screen. please kys
>>62402774Everyone knows line goes up. Time is on my side lil nigga
>>62402767The Koreans freaked out, and freakouts are contagious.
>>62402745Facinating, this nigga smg's. Does CBYYX pay a 11% dividend or do you have to remember to sell every Dec?
A healthy little pants shitting from my fellow Bullbros and I.Need to train the NuPowell to clean up our diapers early. And threaten him with heavier bowel movements if he ignores us.He will KNEEL.
KING PEDO RAPES MARKET YET AGAIN AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>old spare laptop from 2017 randomly won't turn on>check inside>ram stick randomly fell out and may have fucked the motherboardI.... checked my portfolio. For some reason on the 9th of april I was too scared to go in heavy on the dip on tech, but I put 50 bucks into some biowhatever garbage that was shilled here. If I made any decisions that weren't retarded and was up hundreds of thousands I wouldn't buy another laptop, but it would be cool to have the option of considering replacing it without it being a 'big purchase'. Shit that was like 700 bucks in 2023 and now costs over 1000 bucks because of those specific parts and dell and lenovo are cunts that force you to take the basic ssd and ram even though I don't need them.Tired.
>>62402471My portfolio is thankfully not down compared to where it was a month ago, but it's not really up either.>>62402472we already knew that
>>62402720The fact that you have to hold the shares at market close on the Dividend EX date and then the price falls by the amount of the dividend payout at market open the next day.
>>62402795>oh if only i had done something different in the past i would be gigarichYou and me, everyone here buddy. Not exactly a shocking revelation.
>>62402608-1.88%More of a crab day than anything.
>>62402788You hit the nail right on the head. That is exactly what is happening with CBYYX (Victory Pioneer CAT Bond Fund). The fund yields right around 9% to 11% (its trailing 12-month dividend yield sits at roughly 8.9% to 11.1% depending on the year's performance). Because of how this specific mutual fund is structured, it distributes its income annually, right at the beginning of December. Here is exactly why you see that big dip every December:The Annual Distribution Stampede: Throughout the year, the fund collects interest premiums from the catastrophe bonds it holds, causing the Net Asset Value (NAV) to steadily drift upward.The Ex-Dividend Drop: On the ex-dividend date (which usually lands on the first or second business day of December—for example, Dec 2nd last year), the fund pays out a massive lump sum of around $1.00 to $1.11 per share all at once. The Price Adjustment: The moment that cash leaves the fund's ledger to go into shareholders' accounts, the share price drops by the exact amount of the payout. Because the fund trades at a relatively low share price (usually fluctuating between $11.00 and $12.00), dropping a ~$1.00 dividend on the table causes an immediate 9% to 10% vertical drop on the chart overnight. It’s completely an accounting mechanism rather than a destruction of capital—if you have dividends set to reinvest, you'll see a massive spike in your share count at the exact same moment the chart "crashes."
>>62402477>if the kospi has one more dump left in it then the end of this entire bull market is very very close LOLThe kospi dumped 20% in march, which is greater than what it's currently doing
>>62402767Silicon Age Collapse
>>62402485based
>>62402735They're not free and the bill will eventually come due.The J bill is just a couple of years from being due which is why they're all running away to South America like a bunch of Nazis did in 1945.
>>62402511silver is a tech stock
reminder that compounding once a year sucks compared to compounding once a quarter, which sucks compared to compounding once a month, which somehow isn't that bad compared to compounding once a week
>>62402803The problem here is that I bought 40 bucks of some garbage instead of gold, because I wanted gold (memory, AI hardware, intc) to go down more before buying.
>>62402720divvies are a scam
we should spray aerosolized xanax all over Seoul those fuckers are always on edge and panic over the tiniest shit
>>62402800That's not the case with JEPQ.
>>62402777>>62402781>>62402783wtfff
>gigapump after hours they saidWhere the koreans are going.... we don't need gigapumps
>>62402608-2.1% could have been worse but that's a lot of money wiped out
>>62402795Anon, I put 100k into TSLA in November instead of buying SOXL at $30.No crying in the Casino.
>>62402835it will be a slooooooow pump that picks up steam into earnings and will gigapump/dump after
You know what's funny is the last time micron had earnings the koreans ruined it too.
>>62402828Not if you actually want to live off of your investments.>Oh but line go upYeah, and your share of the line go down every time you have to sell to take profits and you'll never catch back up.
>>62402837>100k dollars into spcxJesus fucking christ i think the roulette table would have been a better option
>>62402839You know what's funny is in march I sold the night before earnings because it was up and I didn't trust koreans not to fuck me.Seems like history rhymes
>>62402842OkayIf you hypothetically had 3 million dollars and could make a real middle class salary of 120k on your divvies, and said divvie stocks weren't shitters that go down forever.Then they would be a good idea
>>62402845I think it will depend on earnings more than anything. A blowout will not dump after we just dumped hard.
>Morgan Stanley private credit fund caps redemptions at 5% $MS
>>62402843>SPCXAre you illiterate or brown? Tesla went up 25% after I bought.
>>62402846They on average dont perform as well as an ETF and have more risk. There are a couple oiligopolies in Canada and the UK that pay 3.5% and have 10x but they are the exception that prove the rule.
>>62402848when you see one cockroach there’s probably more
Don’t give up yet mumu-samaIt ain’t over.Get your mopin fairy ass up and get back on that horse.Be hard to kill.
>Cerebras rugging five minutes before the earnings call.OhNoNoNONONKNKOOOOOKKW WHO LEAKED THE EARNINGS MISS?!!
Reminder: DO NOT buy this fake sell off until we erase all the April and may gains.
Selling CBRS call spreads was free money confirmed
>>62402846>and said divvie stocks weren't shitters that go down forever.You act like it's difficult to find divvie stocks that don't lose money.
There are people who bought CBRS for over $300 a shareSome of them may even be browsing this thread right now
>>62402869they beat earnings. but the market is hard to make happy these days. must be the cancer feminine energy. we'll see what happens in real trading hours tomorrow.
>>62402865https://youtu.be/_GVmoqHSbFY?t=592
>>62402784We'll see
PTF has actually outperformed UPROpick your poisonleverage riskor concentration and momentum riskUPRO s of course, 3x SP500, and PTF is momentum tech
>>62402862>They don't perform as wellYes. If you're a degenerate gambler who wants to min-max his returns.If you're a regular person who wants to live on the dividends and have sufficient capital already, they do just fine to preserve your capital while paying you money to live on without having to sell your stock.
>no V's being deployed anywhereWhere were you when the bubble popped on 23 JUN 2026, anon? Your brown grandkids will ask.
>>62402901>dont perform as well as an ETF and have more riskHuh?
Getting divies stonks on a discount is just the best. Bought my comfy oily companies in March 2020, when all of you retards were saying oil was over in the new world.Now I enjoy 10% divies, all while the principal did +130%.Stonks long term are 8% returns, why would I even bother with that shit when I get 10% yearly with the equivalent of a Bond.
>>62402883200 dollars
>>62402608Down 9%
>>62402878>betting on fat fucks chigging fat fuck juiceBased Buffetpede
Dollars are the future. With dollars you will become wealthy. Invest in dollars. A portfolio of dollars will have eating good.
>>62402873smart
You know Trump is monitoring the situation
>>62402879>>62402877there was a thread on /biz/ shilling CBRS earnings calls yesterday.
I am financially ruinedAt least I still have my health Oh, wait...
>>62402608up 250%
>>62402907>Coca Cola, Johnson & Johnson and Procter & Gamble have more risk than an ETFLet's test that.
>>62402911somehow i'll muddle on...
>>62402918THANK YOU Mr. President.
cbrs down 10%
>>62402738GigaGreen tomorrow. Sorry pal, should have bought a ticket.
>>62402907>>62402922>Spy +1569.5%Nice. Very Impressive. Now let's see Proctor and Gamble over approximately the same period.
Wü Sekusu, Brudis
>>62402925
It's fucking over
Damn, my portfolio is collapsingI need to try and sell this screenplay
>>62402930Yes. If you're a degenerate gambler who wants to min-max his returns. I told you there are some oiligopolies that have performed spectacularly, look at TD bank and CP rail, but without a crystal ball.
I'm down a little more after hours. Who could be responsible for this?
>>62402785Kek, just how leveraged are they?>>62402819I need this
>>62402952JD Vance.
Fuck it entire life savings into Monster Energy
>>62402608-2.33%Every time chip and tech stocks have a shit day, MO, KO, and LMT tend to do gangbusters.If you want a hedge against the AI bubble, invest in tobacco, sugary beverages, and surface-to-air missiles.
>>62402958Was the best stock of a decade at one point, 10000% returns.
>>62402912I am going to kill myself
>>62402963Can I have your stocks?
>>62402960I bank my significant gambling gains into KO and QQQM. They tend to balance each other out perfectly. I don't even get it.
>>62402963How do I downvote this or send a 4chan cares? Ive been here all summer, its just saying sage to down vote right.
>>62402963Why tho lol it's gonna be ok anon
>>62402953>Kek, just how leveraged are they?Have you ever heard of Do Kwon?
>>62402608+10% GRRR, sold, ported into SOXL my eyes just turned green seeing that -20% dump. Big money checks tomorrow
>>62402968Ironic shitposting is STILL shitposting.
>>62402471I've been busy all day, but I always force myself to check at least once or twice. Would be silly not to>>62402608-.76%. Not great, not terrible. Need MU to keep dumping so that I can buy back in, please and thank you
>>62402963based an heroing anonGoodnight, sweet prince.
>>62402963same
>>62402963Its only money.
Its still going down aftermarket.
>>62402963me too
If those gooks panic again and dump it even further tonight I'm going to hold every single one of them personally responsible for my (unrealized) losses
>>62402789well, eventually
>>62402972Kek, I miss 2007 4chan though.
>>62402970https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FdFk7FacWRIHave you ever heard the tragedy of do kwon the wise?
>>62402924I’m happy for you boss. I hope we all make it.
>>62402953>Kek, just how leveraged are they?You don't want to know.
>>62402963
>>62402998Isn't really helpful without a %. I assume the market has 10x in size since 2000.
>>62402770>>62402831There, there sweetheart. Come sit on mommy's lap, everything will be okay :)
>>62402982>>62402976>>62402963We lost a lot of good smiggers tonightPouring one out for my smegros :_:
>>62403002I think you missed the real important part. The green graph. This is the real shit right there.
I just want btc to hit 60k so I can buy mstx
I'm still up despite today's drop, thanks to having 80% of my port in MU and AMD.
>>62403007I see it 4x, but is that 1% to 4% or 5% to 20%?
>>62403008So tommorow?
>>62402998I assume a big enough dump will cause the same thing as a bank run?
>>62403006Seriously? Just 9%? Fuck me that’s nothing. You’ve all be coddled by the bubble. I've bought penny stocks you people wouldn't believe... Sold bottoms off Gap Ups of the year... Ive watched silver and gold miners glitter and lose 50% . All those rash decisions will be lost in time, like baggies in XRP... Time to sell.
>he sold the bottom in the middle of a hypercycle
>>62402930Imagine buying the pico top in 2024, almost 2 full years and all that pos has done is crab since 2019 kek. Most stocks are literal garbage only held up by funds and peoples retirements. It's literally just a piece of paper claiming you own the company but own too many and they'll stop you so you can't control the company. And if it goes bankrupt, you lose. You're literally just trading a piece of paper on the mere belief that it's $150.86 kek the irony of this.
>>62402912>>62403006>>62403023Killing yourself over -9% is retarded. Last year I bought IRBT because Amazon were going to buy them and the stock was going to moon. That was Friday. On the very next day they declared bankrupcy and I lost 80%, had to sell immediately on Monday. Not sure what the lesson there was, probably something like1. Do not believe the hype, retard2. If you aim for the Moon and miss, you do not end up among the stars, you fall back to Earth and break all your bones.
Energy
>>62402928>cbrs down 10%chinks and jews are doom to fail niggerrugged on first sight nigger
>>62402928>Double beat>-10%I don't even need to ask what's going to micron this Wednesday lmaoooooo
>>62403023Bought 10k of Kraken Robotics at 40 cents, sold at 48 cents. Hit $10.72.Bought 300k of Palintir at IPO for $10, sold at $12. Hit $207.Bought 100k of Bitcoin at 3k in the spring of 2017, played with alts, sold at a break even for the Christmas crash. Hit 122k.Bought 125000 shares of SOXL at $12, sold at $22. Hit 300. That one haunts me currently.Its never the losses, its the regrets of being a pussy. God hates a coward.
>>62402963i am down 40% ytd
>>62403056lets hope -50%
>>62403063I don't believe people like you>I bought at $1 and sold at $2!>I sat and watched it go over $9000 and never bought back in at any point from $2 -> $9000+ !Taking profit is smart never buying back in through a gigarunup is otherworldly levels of stupid
>>62402963>could dump it all into SCHD and make $2000 a month doing nothing
>>62403045That looks demonic
>>62403076Kraken did nothing for 3 years so fell off my radar.Palintir yea, thats a good point. You just get pissed its above your exit point.Bitcoin is bitcoin, we were all dumb for not buying but none of us bought so...SOXL, lol, lmao even. Who saw $300. Im just pissed I didnt sell at $60 as planned. Higher it goes the dumber I feel at not holding for $60 but I never would have bought in above that.
>>62403091semis have been trending up for years you'd have literally dozens of opportunities to buy back in and yet you sold SOXL near the bottom and never though about buying back in for years? yeah ok sure dude
>>62403089looks like factorio. sprite graphics mog hard
>>62402879the babe tranny that always posts the ai anime images with filenames bought at $340 or something retarded
>>62403105that knowledge makes me incredibly satisfied
>>62403098Its been a year dumbass. No after selling at $22 I did not think $40 looked attractive 2 months latter, or $150 6 months latter.You have a good point about Palintar but 3x semis in 12 months is retarded.
It's absolutely reasonable to expect and bet on a ridiculous>le miracle turnaroundto be starting as late as Monday, next week.Perhaps even as early as RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I cant help shake the feeling I bought thr top of a bear market. Again.Started investing at the top of another bear market too.
Gahd damn I STARTED investing a week ago what the fuck
>>62403121Its the long game
>>62403117SOXL has been $30+ for at least a year iirc whatever do you not use a trade app and paper mail a broker your trades or something lol
> futures
>>62403137NOW THATS A BIG COCK
>>62403130It was $21.58 a year ago to the day... around when I sold. Do you know how to read a chart retard, or did you not know 12 months is a year? What the fuck is this conversation even? You are so charged you didnt even check. What is wrong with you? This is why women wont fuck you poorfag. You are so confidently incorrect.
>>62403148aha yes you sound so much better for not buying into a 1000% run up at any point over an entire year
>>62403152Yes, that was point if my post that weirdly triggered you you sensitive faggot. Glad we are caught up dumbass.I still made more in those $10 bucks than you'll make in your life though, lol.
How was your day anon? Did you have covered calls? :)
>>62403155I sneeze and make a grand. you're the dumbest person I've ever talked to
>>62403157Shite. But I’ve just spent 30 minutes reading the GME BBY and LINK threads. It sobered me right up I can tell you. If you think it’s bad. You could be them.
>>62403158Kek, sure buddy. The idiot who cant read and is triggered by people much wealthier than him is doing that well. You are not an uneducated self conscious incel loser at all.
>>62403164The sign of an absolute moron is assumptions and failing basic reading comprehension you check both boxes. I'm not looking at any charts now or in the past few hours. If you're much wealthier than me my competition couldn't be an easier. Thanks for the free money
>>62403157No but my GRRR did a lil sumthink thank you for asking smigger :3
It’s seemed to me like an air fryer was a mess to get retards to buy mini convection ovens.But is a cheap air fryer better, or a toaster oven?My oven is broke and I’m not gunna have my landlord bitch at me about it.
>>62403174I've never used one buy I've heard good things about pressure cookers
>>62403117soxl did 40x in 12 month nigger
>>62403164He's right, and your character is shit no matter how much money you have. You're a paper hands loser, not just with stocks but doubtlessly in life as well. Can't even imagine the opportunities you've fucked up being as you demonstrate in your posts
>>62403168>The sign of an absolute moron is assumptions and failing basic reading comprehensionLike when you did not even check the SOXL chart, lol. We both know you are a retarded uneducated poorfag phone poster who has nothing going for him so he gets upset at good advice. How unhappy and miserable is your life that my post upset you that much, lol.
>>62403137Grok, is this real?
>>62403174I only hear people being positive about air fryers, dumping whole rotisserie chickens in them along with potatoes. I have a deep fryer because I am a normal person but I'd go with at least a middle line air fryer before the toaster, you're not going to toast your fries
>>62403183>he needs to check a chart to know he could've bought semis for gains at any point in the past year onwarddo you consult a manual before putting on your underoos
>>62403174Toaster ovens have been pretty comfy in my experience.Though i use pretty old ones built before the china times.
>>62403190>We both know you are a retarded uneducated poorfag phone poster who has nothing going for him so he gets upset at good advice. How unhappy and miserable is your life that my post upset you that much, lol.>do you consult a manual before putting on your underoosLOL
>>62403160That shit is legit depressing
>>62403199>good advice>hai guise I missed 1000% gains and...
>>62403137>>62403186We are literally going to plug in half the world into a matrix so they stop being useless and can just generate infinite low IQ content. We could finally live in peace.
>>62403203>>62403180I mean yea, Im playing with real money. I made my 1000% returns already, whats your loser excuses? Its easy to bet hard on 10k, less on 2.8 million. You will never understand that though, ngmi.
Uranium
>>62402469>Goychex It's been a long time since I have seen payroll register report. I wonder if I still have the skills to tie it back to the GL and payroll tax filings.
>>>62402963DO EET
Something like this is vastly superior to the air fryer, it depends on if you like fries
>>62403160>>62403201I still dont get why Link failed. The oracle idea seemed smart. If I ever got back into crypto id go link, etherium, and monero as they have the best real life applications. All 3 have performed like shit.GME and BBBY is wild though.
KEK BAGGIES
>>62403174I use a toaster oven, it's just large enough to fit the an 8" frozen pizza. Same situation with broken main oven. Don't want to deal with landlord.
>>62403214now you're claiming to have made millions on 1000% returns after blindly neglecting obvious gains for a year? lol ok sure dude. you just needed the money for Xmas rite? the multi millionaire who couldn't afford the holidays
>>62403214>turns out youre fucking stupidstupid is as stupid does, mam.
>>62403236125000 shares at $22 dumbass. Fuck I know you are an uneducated poorfag phone poster, probably brown, but your lack of reading comprehension is embarrassing even for a 73 IQ jeet, kek.
>>62403241you said you had to sell for Christmas. sell for 1000% multi milkion gains for christmas? you might be the dumbest poster in the history of smg
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