Koreans are giga gamblers, although they are poor edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62443047>>62444103 (fail thread)
>>62444140Koreans have already upped their holding limits of their own stonk market for their pension fund once.And Korean commiegov decided to not release their pension funds meeting documents until their current commieprez steps down.They pension fund is up A LOT, and if the people who run pension fund are normal people, they will start selling their own semi stocks to control risk of concentration.If they don't?Well... If they don't... If bobo scenario becomes true they will get royally raped and their entire boomers too.
>failthreads followed by splits with failthreads>posters not respecting my authorityI'm 10xing my productivity with Claude so I can develop PIPs (Posting Improvement Plans) for all these fail posters.
just redeemed some of my investments into pasta and meatballs
>>62444171Itsover. I am sorry.
>>62444140The person who develops a platform for a decentralized multiple mode AI capacity pooling system will be the Mag-8 out of the Mag-7.(((Their))) equipment hoarding was nowhere near enough. (((They))) lost at their own hyperinflation fiat dragnet.>Do you want to be Mighty? [Y/N/F12]
So I've read about strange taxing ie PFIC rules that can activate for taxes on GDX and GDXJ. Do I need to avoid these gold ETFs and what if I have them in portfolio?
storm over wall street rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJ8-E-jvuw
>>62444211palindrome get coming up>>62444426
>>62444219Kek board is slow, I'll probably forget to repost on time at this rate
Luv the USA luv the shit&piss 500
>>62444226The Ultra win T shirt. Cool!
I wish the stock market traded 24/7, at least then if my options are winning then I get to stare at some green. Instead I'm left waiting days to see if my portfolio will go from red to green.>>62444202>>62444226Time difference: 12 minutes and 18 secondsTotal posts in said time: 25Expected time until sexta's: Almost 4 hoursKek I'm not waiting I'm out.
>>62444235u will get raped 24/7 nigger just like in crypto nigger
>>62444090after 30 hours in MSPaint I have completed my new memebehold
>>62444235
> futures
>>62444235this is a horrible reason to want 24/7. you can estimate the price yourself pretty reliably if you understood them. could probably vibe it in.
MSFT calls..... Wagmi
GUYS IM CONCERNED ABOUT THE HANTAVIRUS
>>62444292I'm concerned it won't kill enough old people or fans, whatever it is
>>62444291YessirI really need to make this fuckin money manI'm doneI need that money man I really do I need that money
>>62444292CDC and WHO declared over (who cares what they say) but it is true that it seems to have failed to break out into Africa.Anywhere else in the world we would already know but there has been nothing.I used AI to search African twitter as well, 0 signals. Owai da (in a good way.).
>>62444295>snort
>>62444295We're all fucked.... software rotation for 3 years lets go
>>62444235>you shouldn’t care if they close the market for 5 years
>>62444295>he said, right before making ithas it ever happened?
Redhill me on the trump accounts
>>624443742.5 billion dollars is a nothing burger.
>>624443772.5 billion dollars whatDid I say redpill, I meant spoonfeed
>>62444381each kid born between recent dates since the Big Beautiful Bill gets like $1000 into a fund that buys a low expense version of SPY.Crypto retards are shilling it as a bailout, savior of the markets, but there were btween 1.5-2.5M kids born in the time period.Thats 2.5Billion max, which isn't even 5 minutes of trading on the market.
SEND IN THE ETERNAL WINTER ALREADY FUCK SUMMER GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I AM TIRED OF BAKING OUTSIDE BECAUSE I WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND PICK UP MEAL PREP INGREDIENTSFUCKING KILL ME THE HUMIDITY OUTSIDE IS LIKE WALKING INTO HOT FUCKING MUCKI ENJOY THE COLD SO MUCH THAT I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING MOVING TO FINLAND OR SOMETHING WHERE ITS FUCKING DARK AND COLD 70% OF THE YEAR ID RATHER DIE THAN EXPERIENCE HUMIDITY ONE MORE FUCKING TIME REEEEEEE
>Joseph Briggs, who leads the global economics team at Goldman Sachs Research, said on a recent episode of the bank's "Exchanges" podcast that he expects about 9% of the US workforce to be displaced as AI is adopted across the economy.>"9% of workers being displaced by AI would correspond to 15 million workers," Briggs said, comparing the scale of the shift to the tech-driven upheaval of the late 1990s and early 2000s. Those workers, he said, would have to leave their current positions and find new jobs. they're trying REALLY hard to make AI job apocalypse a reality >it'll come true if we keep saying it...!!!
They'll probably just come up with some other reason to pump stocks as soon as AI runs out of gas.
Man weeks like this is when I wish I had a cute huge breasted wife with L cups that would let me rub her feet while I keep buying the dips in the market. Semis were getting HEEMED this week.
>>62444398Didn't Ford just hire back 350 engineers all because AI did such a shitty job at making cars that they had no choice but to go back to human workers? They are retards lol
>>62444404"15 million" attracts clicks. "350" doesn't. what they don't tell you is that ALL 350 were greybeards, i.e. senior staff engineers. that's a lot of fucking whole ass team/tech leads they had to bring back. extremely expensive wage-wise and yet they did it. that's how horrible their AGENTIC WORKFLOW was at producing value. AI is fucking done. it's all about dumping your bags on these big institution retards.
>>62444404350 out of 15 million isn't the anti-ai win you think it is
>>62444413AI is a damn toy, shut up.
Just listen to boomer analysts talk about the AI trade on CNBC. Nobody really knows anything.
>>62444240jarvis, steal this guy's hard work
>>62444419I just buy the shovel sellers. Chip manufacturers just make this shit to sell to businesses that will never make any real money. They win, and I win as a result.
AI is not in a state where it can replace anything but a fucking drive through window service wagie. that's literally it. when it can think for itself and automatically determine it needs to execute all niggers, kikes, browns, and the chinese, and jeetsthen you may replace all the humans with AI
>>62444415They said the same thing about teslas remote controlled boats and look at drone warfare now
>>62444404>>62444412lmao. i GUARANTEE you the AI could design better vehicles than those faggot ford engineers. they are absolutely fucking retarded. ford is incapable of doing anything correctly, they should've left them fired.
Also we're about to have a big faggoty numbers get in this dead fucking board
>>62444240
>>62444426we've had b/w image recognition on heatseekers since the days before you were a drop of cum. and what the fuck does tesla have to do with terminal guidance? are you one of them elon's fagboys? show me your spacex bags.
>>62444404>In 2023, Ford moved their Vehicle Engineering, Manufacturing, Supply Chain and Quality teams under one organization and leader, Kumar GalhotraDoesn't sound like an AI problem to me.
GM, TSLA, F collapseboom check em
>>62444433Forgot to mention, literally less than 2 years later:>After setting the record for most recalls ever in 2025, Ford needs all the help it can get in the quality control department.
>>62444432Exactly. Wait until AI replaces trillionaires. You'll get left behind by the future you luddite
Getted for the lil space niggies.This get goes out to all GLWniggaz and UUUU posters. Bless this 44444th of july amen.
>>62444444impressive
>>62444451
>datacenters
>>62444454Younger looking boys with a baseball cap have ash ketchum energy and girls want to get fucked by boys with ash ketchum energy
>>62444444name a ticker and I’ll buy it
>>62444431fyi there's also this one, but I never see it posted
>>62444386>>62444377That’s starting. Then it’s $5k per year if the parents want to contribute. Think of it as a retirement plan for kids. Hit 18 and you’re retired as long as your parents weren’t retarded.
>>62444470So it's literally just an IRA for incels who have never had sex?
>>62444470>as long as your parents weren’t retardedI like the TDS complaint that this gives an "unfair advantage" to wealthy children because their parents are more likely to contribute, as if wealthy parents aren't investing that money anyway.
How bad is the dump gonna be on Monday. I’m getting nervous
>>62444472>calling children incelsOK nigel
>>62444477What's your portfolio like?Chip and mem will probably take the biggest beating. My gnome says mem down 10% but most stocks down 5%
>>62444462>GLW
>>62444493i now remember ICQ
>>62444460You haven't had ash ketchum energy since 1995 you fat fuck.
>>62444497Obviously it's a man's duty to know when he needs to transition to ugly bastard energy
>>62444495The world turned to shit when people stopped using ICQ and that's a fact.
>>62444198GDX isn't a pfic stock but PSLV is.PSLV is a PFIC (Passive Foreign Investment Company). You need to understand what this means if you've bought, or are planning to buy, PSLV. Search on the term and read about it. Basically, it means any foreign entity (PSLV is domiciled in Canada) whose income is primarily "passive" (e.g. from capital gains, dividends, or royalties). I'm not a tax specialist, so you should fade this post, but I will outline my understanding.In every year that you own PSLV, you must file a PFIC form (Form 8621) with your return. If you don't, any capital gains in PSLV will be taxed using the highest income tax bracket, regardless of whatever tax bracket you actually fall into. That's currently 37%. Furthermore, any capital losses could only be used to offset gains in other PFICs, not gains on other investments.All of this is a pain, but there's also a benefit. Precious metals and the ETFs that supposedly hold them are taxed at the collectibles rate of 28% if held for at least a year. But if you file the PFIC form for PSLV and hold it for at least a year, long-term capital gains rates apply. This can result in a nice tax savings.Go to Sprott's website. Their PSLV prospectus should discuss this. They should also publish, annually, the information needed to complete the PFIC form. It would be a good idea to consult a tax specialist when doing so, at least the first time you need to do it.This also applies to Sprott's other precious metals funds, PHYS and CEF. As an aside, CEF is currently trading at about a 4% discount. It holds both gold and silver: about 40 ounces of silver for each ounce of gold. If you want exposure to both, it's a little bit of a bargain at the moment.most precious metals royalty companies are also PFICs, as they are domiciled in Canada. This includes FNV, WPM, SAND, OR, MMX, MTA, and others. The only one that I know of that is US-based, and thus not a PFIC, is RGLD. >If you own it in an IRA this is moot
>>62444499banging teen pokemon girls as a fat middle aged man....
>>62444511That was the bull case for VR and it still failed.
>>62444470They don't get 5k a year, that's the max tax advantaged contribution from the parent. Plus up to 2.5k matching funds from their employer. It's absolutely a great deal and anyone with a kid should take it, for sure. But parents could already contribute 5-10k a year into custodial accounts or 529s. The tax advantage is awesome, but trump accounts have a limited set of index funds you're allowed to hold in them. This isn't going to elevate anyone to the hit 18 and retire teir that wasn't already there.
>>62444513kek
>>62444511Literally how??
HANTAVIRUS
>>62444513VR will make a comeback, damn it!
>>62444509>most precious metals royalty companies are also PFICs, as they are domiciled in Canada. This includes FNV, WPM, SAND, OR, MMX, MTA, and others. No, that is not true. A pfic gets has to be getting a certain amount of their income from passive income not operational income. So some foreign miners that haven't started production are pfics, but most active producers and royalty streams are not.
>>62444518youd be surprised how cheap cunny is outside the westand how loyal they can be if you stay in their home countries
>>62444470A)Call me when you can buy in on credit.B)The point is that it can't move markets.C)If you think the money men are going to let a fund which is no good for speculation (money that goes is will just sit there) and has extreme low expense fees outlast the Trump regime, you're coocoo.This is a temporary apologia throwaway so that when he's under pressure after the presidency for this historic rate of gigapumping gigabags and the K shape blowout he can say "But I wanted all Americans to make it!"
my korean friend says I should take a bank loan and get into KORUis this a good idea?
>>62444541never trust a korean for doing anything more than comforting your dick
>>62444527Still laughing that /pol/tards thought a couple of cheap dutch tourists bird watching in an Argentinean landfill was going to be the next happening. Fucking retards.
>>62444550ITS VERY CONTAGIOUS
>>62444549Duuuuuuuuuuuude
>>62444550very deadly sir!!
>>62444444WHOA
>>62444554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRs3sySdAk
>>62444444
>>62444444Wtf
>>62444444Kek! I was hoping for a White Swan followed by a Black Swan, maximize my gains and then watch the valuations dump hard.>>62444468Sakaki-san....Is there one of Koyomi?
i used to shovel snow for a living and eat marie calendar's. now i book vacations and eat cucumber sandwiches at the plaza. thank you intel, thank you google, thank you david soxl. i'll be posting less for a while, my calendar is full for the next 3 weeks and i don't expect that to change soon. peace to my fans, love to you babe, enemies stay vexed.
>>62444540Bingo but you underestimate how propped up markets are these days. When every wage earner in America is conditioned to put 10% of their paycheck into the markets, it’s a lot more difficult to have sustained pullbacks. This Trump system is a search for new buyers, more money. Next they’ll have dead people buying preferred stock.
>>62444577>Is there one of Koyomi?No, because I'm the one anon who made all of them (except for the angry Apu edit), and I have no idea who Koyomi is
>>62444585he wants his blacked femboi gf, you're straighter not knowing him[spoiler]if he's not an omega fag he meant kurumi[/spoiler]
>>62444528VR will never be something that the public adopt en mass, its only AR with a specific condition that its extremely lightweight (everyday glasses) and maybe haptic feedback gloves so you can toss a virtual ball against a wall anywhere you want
>>62444509When I looked into it PSLV is a stock that also triggers the "collectable" taxation. I didn't know it also triggers PFIC. Fuck this is annoying, how do I add a bit of precious metals to my portfolio without getting this headache? I was originally going to pick individual stocks but then saw the potential tax headache so I went with ETF's. I thought I did a good job filtering which ones to avoid but now I second guess myself. Might just sell off all my precious metal, rare earths, and similar etfs>GDX, SILJ, REXC, REMX, and URA
MU is about to sink another 10% on monday
NIGGERVIRUS
>>62444592>en massOPINION DISCARDED
>>62444175I still have not redeemed my frozen Sweet and Sour meals. But can I really redeem? I've lost tens of thousands just this week alone. My holdings, just like that so many unrealized losses.>>62444585;_;
>>62444598such desparation, i can taste it on the windsyou really did it didn't you?you placed a +ext market ordermay you earn many lakhs from your ignorance
>>62444603Oh fuck I forgot her full name was KoyomiMaybe I'll do one later
>>62444582Bags just too heavy.The attempt is to carry it until midterms.But everyone already knows that.Games already over and there's 5 minutes left to play, so people are getting up and heading for the parking lot now vs get stuck waiting 4 hours to get out.
I gotted a job
>>62444614terrible
>>62444614Every smigger's gotta do that dick suck hustle now and again
60% FXAIX 30% FPADX 10% FLJPRate my autism
>>62444592I was gonna say they'll come back with a strong "Augmented Reality" pitch after a few tech iterations and then WE'RE GONNA MOON BABY
>>62444593>GDX, SILJ, REXC, REMX, and URAThose etfs are all fine. They hold equities and most of those equities are operational mines. That guy is wrong. Not everything foreign is a PFIC. Just ones that don't get their income from operations, but passive holding of assets. The whole rule is because people were making companies in the Cayman Islands to hold their bonds and then only paying long term capital gains.
>>62444614May be me Preddy soon.Went from 2k to 30k.Back down to $700.Back up to $25k.Now I got about $400 left. Rents the 18th, so I got a bought a week to 4x.I've done in plenty of times before, but I only got 1 bullet left in the chamber so this time I can miss.
>>62444638*cant, kek
>>62444638the bleeting of an ignorant child without conviction. Why are you even involved in the markets with such blatant sophistry? I'm sure if you suck jewish dick you can get .01% profit in the coming market as the goodest of goyim
>>62444638Good luck anon. Ygmi, stay positive.
>>62444642I did all this as a Bobo, you tranny.I'm playing on max difficulty with a gun to my head.That's how you get good at anything.A triggered boomer like you will sit in the same piece of shit for 20 years and wait for inflation to take care of the rest, then pat himself on the back as genius.As an aside, I'm not quite sure you know what sophistry means, I wasn't making an argument.
Is red communism a credible threat to American finances in the 2020s?
Ns and Js thoughbeit evermore
>>62444651you state you did this as a bobo, what positions have you taken you double nigger?be proud in your failures or you'll never be more than a nigger
>>62444657Mostly the inverse of your port with options, SPY puts, KRE puts, with some gold and TLT dabbling, a bit of JNK + KRE.Most significantly, NVDA puts were a real money maker.I don't need big moves like you to make a lot of money, I'm in and out in 20+ minutes and going all day long.ITM/NTM options are roughly 100x leverage with capped losses.My bags will be bigger than yours someday gloatsama, you best believe it.I'm HUNGRY.And them bags look tasty.
>>62444638Maybe same for me. Been looking for a way to escape what feels like an inevitable return to the wagecage. If the market doesn't turn around, then that's pretty much it for me. Go 100% cash, get a job, and wait for the next 2020 or 2025 dump to all in on. No going back to college, just wage at a grocery store amassing wealth.>that spelling errorLel at the most crucial word too. I've had that happen before.
bros when did the rest of /biz/ stop being crypto
>>62444636Idk, I've looked at Vanecks website and it gives this impression that in certain situations they might end up forcing you to do PFIC reporting. I might have to just look through them all super carefully or alternatively drop them all. AI is very hit or miss on this. One second it says I'm all clear, the next it declares I will have to do PFIC reporting and maybe more lol.
>>62444674When it crashed and burned.
>>62444671Lol I have a degree from a top 20ish uni.And I aint waiting for nothing. Uncle Sammy says if you want to get good at something, you have to be willing to live in your car.Now I'm not living in my car but I'm willing to if that's what it takes to git gud.I love diggin through 10ks a 13fs for positioning and the FRED h8 and the xitter and seeing whos following what on github and watching the FX lines move overnight.I love doing this shit and there's not a thing on this planet I'd rather do.
i had a dream where INTC went to 150 on monday, what does this mean
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>>62444683It's crazy how good of a dancer JD Vance is.
>>62444693If you see your favorite ticker on SMG more than once its time to sell.Those shares came from somewhere other than reddit or xitter.
>>62444462ASTS, BE, MXL, AXTI, GLW, XNDU
>>62444715>XNDUmigth be the worst ticker in the last decade
>>62444377$2.5bn that never moves for at least 18 years and almost certainly only goes up given time is not a nothingburger
>>62444709so uh when is polymarket IPOing?
hi can anyone figure out how to recover my old screenshot of my portfolio i posted on smg but didnt save when i got a new pci want to remember exactly what my positions were when i was so smug about it, since it marked the the peak from 2022 for me too like i was fearing exactlyarchive.moe didnt save the full image, and warosu is missing archived post in the 1st half of 2022 for some reason
>>62444728or if someone has an idea of how much JXN Jan 19 2024 45C options closed at in March 2022 :(i just want to to know, i need a reminder to make sure i dont buy options anymore
NIGGERS
>>62444592
I was in hospital most of this week >This week: +1.20%>This year: +9.84%t. index fag
>>62444733this
>somehow the world stock market always do well when US markets are closedIt's (((them))), isn't it
>>62444739>VT isn't international hedging, it's for catching the weekend upsides at last i truly fucking see
>>62444739You win some you lose someIt's ok I don't worry about it too much
>>62444638So how did you turn $700 into $25k. I tried to do that but I just blew up my account and got out of the game
>Elon Musk has capped Tesla employees' spending on AI at $200 (£150) a week as companies seek to rein in runaway bills.>Staff at the electric vehicle manufacturer have been told that their use of the technology will be limited from Monday.>The cap does not apply to Grok, Mr Musk's own AI system, which has struggled compared to rivals such as Anthropic's Claude, ChatGPT and Google's Gemini. $200 a week LOL i don't think that's enough tokens to go around for all the gaygentic workflow they're forced to use
>>62444724Really its 1.5B I'm just using a very aggressive figure so as not to give mumu an opening to doubt.Do you really expect the man making 100k a year to but 5% of his net worth into a trust fund for his kid when prices are constantly rising and he must worry about retirement?And for the majority of the country, there won't even be the hint of a buy in, it'll be constant google searches about how to get it out, which will probably happen under the dems.The argument will run as follows: >Ladarius Jr II has 1000$ sitting there doing nothing, making Wall Street rich! Thats cash money sittin round doin nothin! He needs that money for a book bag and his AP courses! We starvin!You will almost certainly see some sort of facility pop up almost immediately to trade them at a discount.
>>62444746But of course.Who "they" are has a habit of changing though.Back in the day it was Carnegie and Rockefeller.
>>62444753Whatever you come up with is going to grow significantly over time from both the market growing and contributions. $1bn will turn into $10bn that never moves in no time. That's a small but significant bump market stability and growth.
