he retvrns edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62454287
>He isn't buying GRRR
So, why are we selling off? Like, seriously?
The Big One ®
First for soxs
>the chart was right againGonna start just following the chart daily ngl
This is what happens when there are no buyers left
All the gamblers finding out they were idiots
> nows
Can we get a status report on mumu?
S&P just broke below last week's close, you bullas better hope it holds here
>BREAKING: SPY falls to levels not seen since 7/2/26
I keep on trying to catch knives and they keep alicing right through my hands. How odd.
and just like that intel is under 110
>SpaceX joins the Nasdaq>Nasdaq shits the bed>SpaceX down nearly 6%>SpaceX is currently $151>Only $1 above the original listing price of $150A bunch of pension funds around the world are withdrawing funds from the Nasdaq 100 because of SpaceX's inclusion
just full ported SOXS
Someone said ORCL was going bankrupt last thread so I decided its time to buy it.I entered at 137.87.QCOM looks sturdy too so I bought some of that at 180. its a real shame its in such a shit ETF that is dragging it
>>62455300W-what chart?
Worst Korea sure is getting annoying withball those dumps they cause. Seems I am now bagholding.
Last chance for double digit MNST
>>62455318Same. SOXL will hit $80 end of month
my portfolios don't feel so good
>>62455291It is gap-filling currently. Can go either way.
>>62455319That was me
1Y Performance>Google - 107%>TSMC - 87%>Apple - 49%>Broadcom - 32%>NVDA - 21%>Amazon - 10%>META - down 15%>Microsoft - down 21%>Oracle - down 41%I think it's clear who is winning the hyperscale race. And it's really funny that Apple not only didn't play the game but choose the winner to do the work for them.
Oh FUCK I'm losing so much money
Why didnt anybody tel me to short oracle 3 weeks ago???
oofreally bad day for me...
700 soxl
is it even legal for SOXL to go below $150
>>62455325How bad is it?
>>62455320
BOTTOM IS IN SMIGGERSSLURPERSSTARTYOURSLURPING
>>62455328Guantum computers is next big thing.https://seekingalpha.com/article/4920036-iqm-quantum-computers-tailwinds-still-building
>they didn’t hold through a 90% SOXL drawdown in 2022rookies
>it's more likely have two green days in a row for SOXS in recent closings do i dare hold this until tomorrow? fed minutes are being released tomorrowif it's incredibly bullish and market rallies, i'm gonna lose all my unrealized gains >>62455328i had suspicions from the beginning when all the "tech journalists" were piling on google for being slow on AI they keep getting away with being late
>>62455328Google is up based on bullshit accounting, nearly half their "profits" alone is just Anthropic being valued higher, they also give tens of billions to Anthropic who then use that money to buy compute from Google, that's why Google calls are the best thing you could do because last quarter Anthropic was valued at $380 billion, now it's valued at $980 billion so Google's "profits" will be insane, they also gave Anthropic $40 billion which they will use to buy compute from Google inflating their revenue even more
>>62455346fucking insane
>>62455089I regret not selling yesterday when this has been constantly happening. Can't even walk away without losing now so I'm stuck with this shit for god knows how long.
>>624553462022 was a high interest rate bear market environment. The current selloff makes zero and I mean zero sense.
>>62455344>nowsDead cat bounce unironically
>>62455348Google's secret is the TPU and it allows them to make the costs significantly lower. And they not only create them but sell the ai and the cloud services for them.It's like being NVDA, ORCL, and OpenAI all rolled into one
>>62455328Zucc flailing about trying to do the current_thing yet again and crashing out being taken as some headwind AI demand was pretty ludicrous. But it happened.
>>62455341For which index though? Or does it hold for all of them?
>>62455355It started on the same no news type environment
>>62455362Everything
>>62455355new fed chair is fucking around with no clear policy runway in mind and we have midterms coming upthese only serve to drive the market narrative for an AI bubble and private credit collapse
>>62455358
>>62455261Gambling is wrong.
>>62455351>Yet a footnote in Google’s earnings release, and a bullet point under the net-income section of Amazon’s, tells a different story about where those profits came from. Nearly half of Alphabet’s record $62.6 billion profit—about $28.7 billion—”did not come from search ads, cloud services or any of its products at all. It came from Alphabet updating the value of the equity it owns in private companies, primarily Anthropic, the AI startup in which Alphabet holds a stake estimated at 14% before the announcement of an additional $40 billion commitment last week.>Amazon disclosed a similar figure even more directly. Its earnings release stated that first-quarter net income “includes pre-tax gains of $16.8 billion included in non-operating income from our investments in Anthropic”—more than half of Amazon’s pre-tax income (or profit) for the quarter. >What’s different, Willens said, is what’s actually driving the markup. When you own stock in a public company like Apple, the value comes from the open market; millions of institutional and retail buyers and sellers. With Anthropic, the value comes from whatever a small group of investors agreed to pay in the last funding round.>Alphabet and Amazon are two of those investors. When they put more money into Anthropic, or commit to spending billions on cloud capacity for it, that helps push Anthropic’s valuation up. And when Anthropic’s valuation goes up, the stake Alphabet and Amazon already own goes up with it. They book that increase as profit; in this case, a substantial cut of their profits, even more than half. >In plain English, the more they invest in Anthropic, the more profit they can report—without Anthropic ever having to pay them a dollar.https://fortune.com/2026/04/30/google-amazon-ai-profits-anthropic-stake-bubble-earnings-2026/
>-3.5% todayoh noes>sell stop triggers>now etrade only shows -2.2% today:D
Today (yesterday, but whatever) is the moment it's rotating back into integrated oil companies (up to refineries, this is very important). Act accordingly. Don't say you didn't know.
I'm not holding my breath with this one being the V
>>62455361zucc is such a luckshit sheltered child he's a living proof that hard work doesn't matter >>62455366there are actual human beans right now who praise him because muh "fed should be the caretaker, not the fiscal policy setter" ideology
>>62455287im going to sleepwake me up when the semis unshit the bed
>>62455368Thanks that dumper just convinced me to buy more puts from you retards thinking this is the V
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQD4v7RQIYThis strat didn't work this year it seems.
>>62455377Yeah I’m thinking CVX calls boss
>>62455376Actually it's wild that I'm only down that little, I literally have only one position green today and it's fucking Kohls, of all things
>>62455376I've said this time and time again; stop using stop losses. They're designed to target shabos goy.Just don't fucking sell, ever. Only sell to get out of a total shit stock or to take profits.
>brain damaged miggers have been conditioned to blindly buy any dip
I'm down 4k on 4 positionsI'd be green today if it weren't for these fuck ass stocks
Why does my butt hurt so much now?
>>62455361There is something really funny how the biggest most jewish assholes are doing the worst. Zuckcuck, Larry Ellison, the jeet from Microsoft
NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>62455345I hope you're right. My INFQ bags are down 27% and I'm running out of cash to slurp.
>>62455389>-33% in a week >Any dip This is generational dip
>>62455317a decent start. wake me up when the ETF passive buying machine switches into reverse
*sigh*I should've sold. I should have, I was expecting this and I didn't. This pisses me off. I am not slurping, it's that simple, if this shit crashes back to March levels, so be it but I'm just not gonna be exit liquidity. All these desperate fags trying to call the V pump since over a week ago should've made it obvious.Fuck I should have sold last week.
>>62455360Anthropic is 40% of Google's cloud RPO, Google is one of the largest contributors to Anthropic, Google is giving Anthropic money to invest back into Google cloud, this is called circular financing, by Google(amongst others) doing this they're inflating the value of Anthropic(which they also determine) which they have equity in, which then gets considered "profit" in their earnings see >>62455371
>>62455399INFQ CEO was just on CNBC at the White House thing
at least the cc I sold are down 80% : /
Round tripped all my gains on KXIAY.Put in 14k in May.Rode it to a peak of 23k last month. Back down to 14k now.What a wild ride.
>>62455389>brain damaged miggershey thats me!
GDXU Toguroposter hereI'm sorry
Hello smiggers,Is NVDA a buy here? I'm thinking a yes
>>62455388That's what I thought when I started last year, since I would see a stop loss triggered and then the stock would reverse and go all the way up to my take profit. So I stopped using stop losses. That's how I ended up holding a portfolio that's currently -50%. So I guess you're still supposed to sell to prevent farther losses at some point...
>>62455411be glad you are not AI dashcams anon
ESTE ES EL GRANDE UNO
please just go up again, im gonna sell this time, I swear
>>62455415It's not done.
>>62455408I'll get my golden straw.
>>62455407Google is a poorly run pajeet company, desperate for Anthropic to save them after the billions they've poured into Gemini have only seen them fall further behind
>>62455355the only this that didn't make sense were 60x valuation for companies that did not expand production/revenue/anything 60x or even 10x in the last 365 days.
Is sugar the contrarian play right now?
>>62455419>KMB up 3% to $116.30Why are you niggas crying right now?
DAVID SOXL SHOULD BE EXECUTED
>>62455407So what happens if Anthropic ipo's and its value is judged as overvalued and drops in price? Will Google and Amazon revealue their stocks accordingly?
Coffee is having some big swings
I bought SOXL near $300
>>62455389I had just enough to buy 1 more share of SNDK
>>62455415Looks like a really great investment
>>62455411kioxia is wild. I'm down 20% in 3 days. Japs are more unhinged than gooks
fucking asshole soxl dump to the 150 target while I was taking a dump niggerfucking asshole these motherfuckers purposely did this so I miss the chance slurping the actual bottom fucking ASSSHOLE !!!!??? glowiebullshit!!!must be stupid jew nigger 5g surveillance bullshit these motherfuckers better dump again or else niggerrrrrr
Okay what the fuck$DRAM Is trading at fucking $58 right nowI know there’s no guarantee with anything but how the FUCK is that not a buy this shit is dipping like 20% or higherAm I insane if I put a couple thousand in on that
>>62455431DAVID SOXL MUST DIEnot financial advice
>mumus falling for the bull trap on a blood red dayLol
>>62455355It makes sense because markets are thinking hyperscalers have overbought and will pull back spending, Google is having to do an $80 billion share offer to fund their capex this year, that's bigger than the SpaceX IPO which was the largest ever at $75 billion
>>62455436Yes. This isn't a big issue for companies like Google that print money from other sources. But for someone like Oracle where they've gone all in on AI (I think its like 50% of all forward revenue) they are big screwed
1 and 3 yr NY Fed inflation expectations highest since 2022-23
good morning saars
>>62455442buying when there's fear? Yeah that seems good.
>>62455449Micron was a great company when it was trading at $60 and it was a great company when it was trading at $1200. Stop trying to understand the market.
trend is your frendlook like Quantum computer stocks are next big thing
CRASHNADO ALERT
>>62455449have fun catching that knife
How many months of quantum computer stock shilling are we getting
>>62455449I did my part smiggers (check out my epic fill price)
>>62455414Hey man that's okay as long as you can give me a check of $15000 to compensate for my losses. The name is... oh uh you can't? O-okay
>>62455464a quantum researcher told me i should get my company to push forward our timeline on post-quantum cryptographyexpecting non-linear progress in quantum computing, i.e. people will figure some things out that suddenly pushes things forward by leaps and bounds
>>62455439no one is that stupid
>>62455463>leftism is one hell of a drug
>>62455459:)
>>62455459fear or not, it's overpriced
>>62455463is stiller very short ?
>>62455442>>62455421Do you think NVDA is a buy at some point? What is your buy target?
Why are there so many anons here buying into the semis falling? Are you completely delusional? Is this sunken cost fallacy or something
>>62455294Tech was expected to post 19x earnings, but 20x would be better. Now Trump is forced to liquidate his portfolio, so sad. YOU DID THIS
>>62455457Also, 1yr stock market return expectations highest since 2021
be very careful, /smg/...
>>62455436Well they also have the ability to cash out in the IPO and get all that money they've invested back with lots of profit, which is why the market has become uneasy on reports that OpenAI is delaying their IPO, they need retail bagholders to pay back the likes of Google and Amazon's investment into AI
>>62455468well, its not meme, for example this company already sold 23 quantum computershttps://seekingalpha.com/article/4920036-iqm-quantum-computers-tailwinds-still-building
>>62455449>>62455469it'll dump 30% more from here
>>62455483I'm not into semi horse shit.
>>62455455So good or had idea to buy into Amazon/Google or am I risking getting heemed as the market suddenly decides they overvalued themselves and dump it too?
>>62455305The gayest posts in these threads come from people seething that other people want to make money.
Nasdick 25,300 eow. Put me in the cap.** this usually triggers an upward movement, you know reverse psychology.
>>62455476I bought LUNR at $40
>>62455416Right but the point is to sell on your own terms. If a stock is a stinker, by all means, cut it. But do your best to cut it when its high.
>>62455479you're short 10 shares nvda? Sorry rockerfeller my wallet cannot compete with this level of capitalization.
>>62455472It's not over yet for gold minersWe just have to wait..
I actually doubt this is "the" dip. It will happen, but not today.What you should be concerned about, even when you get the V you've been conditioned to expect and buy, is how many of these dips we've seen the last few weeks, and the fact it's big money getting out.It's okay to be greedy, but act rationally and don't be blind to the obvious signs.
>>62455489>obvious ESL>seeking alpha saar
>>62455491someone sounds bitter they missed a generational run despite being told for years to buy semis.
>>62455484I'm long on semis in principle but boomers are in fear mode so I would like to collect a bit from their pensions to make up for them daring to trigger my trailing sell stops the past week or two
Which is the better diaper buy, KMB or PG?
>>62455489>this company already sold 23 quantum computers>ESL>seeking alpha>reddit spacingDamn bro 23 computers? Holy shit man let's buy the fucking farm
>>62455346>HODL THE LETFbased retard
>>62455503yes the big boys are getting out clearly. retail goys beware
It's simple, stocks go all the way back to ATH or I'm simply not buying. Hahaha I'm just not going to be exit liquidity with the remainder of my portfolio is all. I know, I know, but ugh I'm just not gonna be exit liquidity hahahahahahahaha
>>62455509I need to see more of that Bobina's ass and titties, thanks.
>>62455453>It makes sense because markets are thinking hyperscalers have overbought and will pull back spending, Google is having to do an $80 billion share offer to fund their capex this year, that's bigger than the SpaceX IPO which was the largest ever at $75 billionIt doesn't make sense because Amazon just announced they were increasing capex further.It only makes sense in a delusional mindscape where "what is currently happening doesn'tmatter, because I think in the future something else might happen (no proofs provided)" and is a very good example of why you should laugh at people talking about market efficiency or rationality.
>>62455517>A-anon! I have a husband, you know!
>I sold some defense and then bogledit is this kind of day it seems
>>62455355>2022 was a high interest rate bear market environment. The current selloff makes zero and I mean zero sense.Trump told you to buyAnd Trump's friends are sellingThat's all you need to knowGOLDEN AGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDb7S0iQp34today's SOXL theme
>>62455510I just shit my pants and hose my underwear off in the backyard before throwing it in the washer. No diapers for me
>>62455439Damn ;_;>>62455488Worrisome. So there's a chance they drop in value before they can get bagholders?
If I believe Oil prices will go up dou to happenings in Iran and Gulf area, I can't buy USO but I can buy XOP or GUSH.What do you think? regardless of happenings in iran.Do you think it's a good time to invest in domestic oil and gas exploration and production companies(in the US)
Uh oh it was a dead cat bounce not a V
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
hey so my stocks are down. Anyways I think I’m done playing, now where do I get my refund?
>>62455404>Fuck I should have sold last week.I should have sold at the beginning of may and gone away.
>>62455533>dub trips
Its not much but I passed 20k this week on about 15k cash Ive put in. Feels good.
>>62455519Sure but then the increase in capex by the hyperscalers with no return on investment will just cause their shares to fall instead of SEMIs, currently you're seeing a wealth transfer from the hyperscalers to the SEMI producers
>>62455536delet app and reinstall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeEzZW3TkOctodays SOXL theme
>>62455414Well now you can go to /pmg/ and talk about how gold is a 20 year hold.
>>62455529Google yes, Amazon probably not since unlike Google, Amazon isn't completely run by brain damaged invalid inbred retards at all levelsI do think Anthropic itself is going to be a good long term investment but there's a good chance they try to overvalue their IPO so we'll see
Not again
>>62455536Call your female broker so long as the stocks were purchased in the last 15 days
>>62455542ascendant semi is transitory hardware curse is forever
>>62455442>stock is already down a lot>nvidia, at least, is known to make a lot of money and retail no longer spams "cyclical" when they see it>"short now"hmmmmmmmm seems like a trap
>>62455328>everything goes in a straight line forever>winners win forever>losers lose foreverif you have ever seen a chart before you would know a mean reversion was due. I've been shilling it for a month
>>62455529No, the value is decided by the institutions and inside investors, the issue would arise if the IPO didn't have enough buyers but that's very unlikely
>>62455553I mean honestly what did you expect, for a generational v?
>Barak Ravid@BarakRavid>Trump wouldn't rule out pulling more U.S. troops out of Europe, he said Tuesday at the top of his meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan in Ankara>"We are going to see," Trump said, again calling himself "very disappointed" with NATO over the Iran war>He claimed he might have skipped the leaders summit had it not been held in Turkey>"We weren't treated well [by NATO] on Iran. … I didn't even want their help but before I asked they said they wouldn't be there," Trump said, adding that the U.S. has spent hundreds of billions of dollars protecting EuropeAxios has now been ordered to crash the market
>thread theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC94zhOJ7OI
>>62455449>>62455463micron sucks now though.>>62455464>>62455474Don't you mean quantum computer parts suppliers
196 was nebius bottom?
Let’s see, all the semis are now at a lower SMA level. Either they bounce from here or we are fucked.
>>62455521Sorry Bobina, but margin is calling so if you want to avoid a forced closure of your shorts, you're going to have to pull down your shorts.
>>62455530XOM
Sneedick will recover>Sneedick will recoverSneedick will recover
I miss Jerome
>>62455512Babe, you dont understand how important quantum computing is to physics and chemistry. Simulating molecules is hugely complex and impossible to do with regular computers. Quantum is going to solve so many problems in matetials science and biology, two extremely important fields that we still are nearly blind in, you really should look into it, go to ibms youtube page
OOOOOOOOHHHH
>>62455583Warsh not indicating to the markets in advance about rate decisions will cause wild swings when the news drops
Still keeping calm and holding, wishing all fellow intcels have a nice day.
i bought a 7500 0 dte spx butterfly
>>62455585Honestly this might be the biggest red flag that the babe poster is pro quantum computing
>if i sell these SOXS calls and the whole market falls apart>if I roll them we pump
soxl 155 hymen broke next time i'm going to fucking keep at least 15% of my folio in raw cash for tacticool shorting
Deploy the crab
ok i slurptded tqqq and usaaar
HOW MANY BULLS FALL VICTIM TO THE STREETSREST IN PEACE YOUNG MUMU THERES A HEAVEN FOR THE JEETS
>>62455585Hey stupid babe poster, can you answer a simple question for me? Fill in the blank:Today I used quantum computing to ___________________
>>62455590literally still up over the last month (cope)
I love it when stocks are moving like shitcoins.
help anons. i down huge on BYNDim gonna eat a huge loss if needed. im tired of this soiboi shit stock.tell me your tips
>>62455594Honey darling, its one thing not to love me, its another not to respect my intellect.
>>62455608Sure...don't buy bynd
>>62455530Don't buy oil directly, it's manipulated like hell. Buy oil companies instead, ideally fully integrated ones that control all the chain.I'd personally avoid US ones but can understand why you'd do so. But don't be surprised once there's an inevitable oil export ban, and, well, it all crash down over there for obvious reasons while the rest of the oil world moons.I'm personally long nordic oil companies, but they are pricey. They come with a premium, and it should be obvious why. The market didn't make a mistake.
>>62455608If you want to play with shit you should've bought KMB.
>>62455608sell OTM covered calls dated 1 year
This looks like an excellent investment, it can only go up
>>62455611just saying, eni is a great pic at current price
Why are you guys freaking out? Pretty typical green day for me
I am so good at this. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
I don't think the WEN play is working
>>62455622You are gay and raped
>>62455610thanks>>62455616intrasting. ill look into this. i was gonna just eat a loss
>>62455542>>62455556>making money is not actually making money because money...... something something you can't do 100% profits every year
>>62455500That is really the part I failed at and now I just have a bunch of bags to hold.
>>62455611I've bought and sold STNG a bunch of times now. Oil tanker company based out of Monaco with a pretty good market cap and fleet size. Performs well relative to its sector too, iirc
I was gonna go to the met today but didnt sleep so i decided to stay in and gamble. I saw an amazing show last night and i wish i could have held your hand through it
Green day thanks to just not touching tech with a ten foot pole.
>>62455616absolutely horribly advice, at least do it every 45 days
So we're rotating from semis into software?
>>62455621Actually how the fuck is SCHD up 1% when every major index is down 0.5% or more
>>62455555
I'm not making money now but I will soon
>>62455579Sandisk will not recover because I bought at 2k and then averaged down at 1700, but I originally planned to buy at 1600 and fucked myself by buying too early after second-guessing myself like usual. I am not allowed to succeed, not by God and most of all not by myself.
>>62455643you'll make no money doing that and do way more work. at this point this guy needs to breakeven.
>>62455648BEARI$HSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62455622post bags or gtfo
>>62455629OpenAI and Anthropic aren't making money, Google is making money on paper due to the valuation of Anthropic going higher and because they directly give Anthropic money which they then use to buy compute from Google(Anthropic is 40% of Google's cloud RPO) they need to IPO to dump these costs on retail and to pay Google and other investors back
>>62455647>Actually how the fuck is SCHD up 1% when every major index is down 0.5% or moreThey hold companies that make money (KMB is part of SCHD and is up 2% today).
>>62455510when the diaper fails you need CLX
Will MU trade 1000 ever again?
>>62455645there is no rotation, only losses. the Japanese central bank will continue selling USD-denominated assets to stabilize their currency. this is only the beginning
NIGGERS
>>62455662Yeah. Just hibernate for the rest of the summer though.
>>62455662Yes, ten years from now.
>>62455663the japanese central bank holds treasuries, not stocks...
>>62455521I really like this version of Bobina
>>62455629It would work if they made money instead of making more bags for people to hold. So far, most of the hardware they're selling isn't even being put to use.
>>62455647schd is an honest investment, thats why >>62455659Wait they hold the diaper stock? 2% of 50% of my networth is fucking diapers????
>up 17% on RDDTThey say invest in what you use every day and their porn boards for chubby and PAWG women are top tier.
>>62455659Goyslop stocks with 10% divvies up 3%NOG 10% divvy up 4%Eat the goyslop idiots thank you for your attention to my profits
>>62455659I know, it's the biggest position in my portfolio, I'm just incredulous that a fund designed around stocks that are supposed to do basically nothing and shit out dividends can be up by that much on a day when all indexes are eating shit
SCHD is for the goy who choose to no longer deal in the real world
>>62455652It's true, I run the Anon Bags Inverse ETF and can confirm we short every anon decision made in these threads.
MAKING MONEY
>>62455677Bobo+Bobina cuckquean porn with Mumina when?
>>62455675>he doesn't know
>>62455653hes not going to break even selling a single call, and the odds that the price is different (higher than his strike) after a full year is higher than after 45 days
>>62455685Don't they rise in response to volatility because they are designed to not do anything? Look at VIX right now...
>>62455680Nigga did you not check the holdings? You're paying a computer management fees to buy diaper stocks when you could just be buying the whole damn diaper yourself.
>>62455663Are they even allowed to do that?
>>62455611What is there besides EquinorAlso if you buy anything european, and/or listed on european exchanges, you are taking the risk of extraordinary state intervention into those companies. US side ain't the only one with geo risk.
>>62455685It's actually a fund designed around stocks that consistently turn a profit long term, and give back to their shareholders.
>>62455699My warehouse is full of diapers, some even new
Mumma
>>62455696those are jap ETFs bobo
>>62455699The 0.2% or whatever is well worth saving the effort of diversifying honestly. I hope the jews over at Schwab enjoy only the finest of hookers and blow with the fees I pay, they earned it
>>62455699>did you checkNope, I don't need to.I trust schd-chan
Ive been so horny the last 12 hours too, you would not believe. You would be so sore right now and i would be holding you and ordering you treats. Instead you are working and i am gambling. It ia very sad
>he caught the falling knife
>>62455703Trump met with PM a while back, probably to informed her that they're not allowed to do that.
I'm a sad Intel baggie
GAHHHH MAKE IT STOPGOD DAMN DARSH AND ZION DON
As soon as a short, I'm going to create the bottom.
>>62455718schd is at 0.06% fees
this is my quant, just look at him.
>drones hitting tankers all day longKek, nice peace deal Donny.
I bought some T for the divy this week
>>62455697nah this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. probably a third worlder set a high enough target that you'd be happy with the stocks getting called away and then move on to other investments and that premium can invested with right away.
>>62455747Very reasoned and moderate quantities of high-grade hookers and blow
I just shorted Sandisk at $1549. See? I'm not crazy/
What brokerage doesn't charge mutual fund load fees? I want to DCA into BLNDX but Fidelity is trying to rape my ass to the tune of $49.95 per transaction
>>62455751Textbook bull trap exit pump
>>62455762schd will manage and grow a million dollars for a mere $60 in feesI almost feel bad
>>62455769>mutual funds
Ah fug my 3M performance chart just finally evened out with what it'd be if I just sank it all into SPY and did nothing
>>62455287From an internet rich chad who I KNOW bought TQQQ in 2020 and have naviagted stonk market for 6 years>after 2nd year of bull market statistically its market is supposed to 'rest' (crab or slight bobo)>but it didn't till now>in midterm election year market statistically crabs or slight bobos from june to september then rises again from october>so statistically(not 100%) market fallback needs to be quite big, like 10~20% and wipe out some gains to be 'normal'>after midterm statistcally(not 100%) you gain 2x gains if not great depressionhis advice : stay as you are till september, don't rebalance,buy when market dips more than 15%I am not saying his view is a sure thing but he has a good track record. He loves Ken Fisher.
>>62455769Everything I hear about Fidelity makes me very glad that I chose Schwab.
RPD LETS FUCKING GO
>>62455776Holy shit, this guy's real?
>>62455758youll farm less theta and therefore less premium if you lump sum it in one way otm call. you want ~ 0.2 delta otm strike prices 45 days out to maximize theta and minimize delta. it takes more work but youll make more money off of premiums that way
>>62455776Can I get a response from one of the few remaining white people on this website? And not a reaction webm from one of the ungrateful poopskins that Satan's Avatar Steve Jobs brought onto the Internet by commodifying smartphones?
>>62455775Thats because most of the people dumb enough to buy it are already paying 1%to schwab to tell them what to "invest" in
>All you had to do was buy MSFT any time in the last 3 weeks and just go play golf while you make money>Instead you ape chips because its the only magic trick the monkeys knowOOGA BOOGA WHY LINE DOWN GRUNK MAD ME NO THINK CHIMP LINE GO DOWN WHY LINE WRONG?
V deployed?
>>62455799I only invest in blue chips.
>>62455782Supposedly July specifically is supposed to be bullish regardless unless we're heading for a more serious market correction. I honestly might wait for a bounce and pull out into cash and income etfs
>>62455802Koreans deployed.
>>62453530
>>62455594he holds INTC and NOK dude.. never listen to babe poster about anything
>>62455611List of said Norwegian Oil companies?>>62455613You make me kek diaper poster. Fuck now I suspect my hold from May is probably higher than it was ij May. I should have just full ported into that non semi stock and diapers and called it a day. I'd be up I think but I dont want to open my portfolio to see the wreckage.
>>62455796>white people>buying mutual fundsIf you want to donate your money to a nice jewish man it's much simpler to just donate to a charity or pay taxes and then invest the money you have leftover into a low fee ETF.
owari da smigga kun
>>62455784Who else is on the /smg/ naughty or nice lists?
I hope you're buying every dip.
>>62455802still some room to fall, but V is inevitable bounce eod today or tomorrow this also aligns with KOSPI inflection point >>62455495 but it could also spell doom if bounce doesn't happen and fed minutes turn out to be extremely bearish it's up to Koreans at this point, so good luck everyone
>>62455813FNILX is a zero fee mutual fund that mirrors the S&P. i'll dump some money into it every so often if the trade day is close to end of the day anyways.
>>62455622I sold QQQ puts today at peak AAHHHH and I'm up $800. what are the real Jews doing? same thing I bet.
>>62455813I'm fully aware that you "people" are only capable of replaying routines and rules given to you by your white overlords, that's why I'm encouraging you not to respond. I don't need a hylic like you to repeat "Low Fee ETFs" at me like those voodoo ritual chants you do. I know what I'm buying.
>>62455787>>62454890
>>62455819>TA on a leveraged etfyouve just immediately discredited everything else in your post and this thread
>>62455823Curious how, despite having 2 emotional and combative posts now, you have yet to actually name a reason to invest in a mutual fund in 2026
>>62455819>it's up to Koreans at this point, so good luck everyoneI trust Kim to save the day in the end. My heavy bags will fly me to the moon.
>>62455647SCHD invests in real companies that make real things and repay their investors these things called dividends that are proof that its not a ponzi scheme. If you don't keep raising your divvies then SCHD calls you a nigger and dumps you from their fund so they are actively culling and rebalancing to only hold the least trans companies possiblethere are zero "we are taking you to Mars in just 2 more weeks for a small loan of 2 trillion dollars" companies in SCHD
And voila just like that nebius will never be under 200 dollars ever again
Let me profit for once, FUCKER
>>62455820>FNILXI'd rather just get VOO at that point. All those fidelity mutual funds are non-transferable. I love Fidelity and don't ever see a reason to leave it, but you never know what can happen in 10-20 years.
>>62455834You are not capable of understanding it. Read the prospectus, or don't. The fund vehicle isn't relevant.
>>62455819By submitting this order you are acknowledging that you understand and accept the unique risks associated with leveraged and/or inverse ETFs as described in the Fund's prospectus.Leveraged/inverse ETFs are not intended for investors who do not actively monitor and manage their positions. Leveraged and inverse ETFs typically are designed to achieve their stated performance objectives on a daily basis.Investors should be aware that holding these products for longer than ONE DAY.
>>62455799Yesterday they were laughing at Microsoft for dipping 1.5% hahaha
THE V IS IN
>>62455812>>62455704It's only really Equinor for a fully integrated nordic one. I also have some Aker BP which I like, but in small amount as it's only a producer (but will react more to the crude spot price if it ever goes tits up again). For non-nordic ones but still in Europe, I also like TotalEnergies, and ENI as said earlier (they have some good prospects with Libyan natgas coming up).>>62455704It's indeed not the only one with risk, but between a (likely) stimulus energy check subsidy given to the population, or maybe just a token tax increase, and a full ban, I'll take the former.
>>62455838R-really?
>>62455847I've been faked our way too many times, but I'm happy as long as we aren't dropping anymore.
>>62455847Oh shit haven’t seen this img in a while. I can’t believe he thought it would be funny to anally rape his grandfather because his dementia would make him forget. I wonder if his grandpa did forget, I hope he did
>>62455850No.
We are so back
>>62455853bloody benchod bitch basterd the british made him do that.
>no money to buy the dip>have to settle for a 92 ass raping insteadfuck bros, kim needs to nuke worst korea for this.
V LETS GO
>>62455611>Don't buy oil directly, it's manipulated like hellI can't anyway so It will be oil production ETF then.I'll check the Nordics as well.>But don't be surprised once there's an inevitable oil export banI won't hold for long and I guess ban or restrictions could also happen in the the Nordics.And I think Trump will say drill more before banning export American oil production companies are already going up today. I still haven't bought any.
>>62455862make sure you pump it into close so Korean kids can tank the KOSPI -10% again tonight
Deploy the upside down V in 15 minutes so I can get my puts first boss.
>>62455564Why would that crash the market? The US staying out of the likely coming NATO-Russia war is bullish for US equities
What stocks did people get rich off of over the last year? I'm new to investing and I only know boomer index fund method.I wanna see what companies 100x'd in value so I can see some examples.
>>62455883Sandisk
>>62455883ch(M)Uck and SNeeD(isK)
>>62455509Boomers also know about this. Not just the media giving them a fair warning to get out. What they are doing though is telling them to dump everything.
>>62455883My biggest gains were from GEV and AMD. GEV was pure luck though, I got in basically at the bottom and sold at the top>tfw re-bought a few days ago and it is currently today's biggest loser
>>62455609No way any nigger with such a nasty beard as yours has intellect
>>62455865KWAB
>bear markets last about 90 minutes now
>>62455611I do small regional ones. The type who will mind their own business and not fuck up the Middle East.
>>62455905they can sell more MU/SNDK/DRAM to literal faggot retards if they let them recover half of it every day on a V before going lower the next day.
hellowhen will the market recover?
>Short>Entire market recovers>thanklessAight. I'm gonna close it now.
>>62455891This pre-historic-AI-generated meme chart shows downtrend from 2019 to 2023 while things were extra bullish at that time.
>>62455917Sudden onset euphoria on the thread and on the soxl chart, makes me feel bearish, lots of dip buyers right now this reeks of bull trap
>>62455905It's still going down overall. That's what makes it bear.
Not yet we’re so back territory thoughbeit
>>62455923yep. same read. they still haven't been buck broken yet.
I just purchased one micron leap expiring Jan 15 2027 for 15642 dollars at the strike price of its all time high of about 1250 dollars. Ask me anything
>>62455928Nowhere near. FED might need to turn on the printers and cut down the rates.
>>62455799I’ll keep doing the sneedful instead of the needful, sir
>>62455784They are trying to make you pay for a brokerage account. Almost bought this stock. I would consider it later if I had more in my portfolio and this was stable. But I often don't need to because of ADRs. I can also wait and see if they get one.
> SPCX is now in the NQ100How does SpaceX make money?
soxl is V-ing. hoping it goes over $170
>>62455849Any weird filing stuff for taxes like K1s?>>62455937Imagine its $50 per share? Lol
>>62455931Just glad the market is back to normal, yesterdays ultra-violent crab pissed me off to no end
Wow they really did deploy the V
>>62455938By people holding their bags.
Look at Nvidya computer
>>62455949I don't even think its feds anymore I think its just banks farming you guys>AHHHH sell everything dump 20%>V into close>monkeys trained to ape dips>dump it all during korean hours>AHHHH SELLL EVERYTHINGrepeat x100 while people long leveraged ETFs and get chopped and farmed.
Does XBI ever go down. It's been green for me for the past month.
>>62455938Same way Elon always makes money: scammin'
>>62455949watch it turn into И
FUCK Korea, worst country in the orient. I don't think they even make rugs
>>62455960SKYSHIP EXPRESS
>>62455868Find the company ticker symbol dumb ass! Hell there are websites where you can go through the indexes and find a company.
>>62455971Yeah, they pulled all the rugs off the market.
I was jerking off again, what happened?
>>62455962It's inconvenient for my soxs puts but I have faith. The nice thing is my real account is still divvy farming so sure, go on up.
You fucking peasants! We need exit liquidity. Buy you bastards!
>>62455962The V gives me an unnerving feel, its making the hairs of my neck stand up when i hover over the buy button, i dont trust it
>>62455981Trump called wall street and said the market should be going up.
>>62455988
>>62455989i have the same feeling
>>62455981The Jews harvested your life energy knowing the red would stress you out. In exchange for your life energy they gave you some dollars
HAHAHAHA V cancelled, boys
>>62455983There’s someone earlier in this thread or last one who full ported into SOXS
>>62455323Lol @ this post and timestamp
>>62455969This. Please this. it's important to have a balanced healthy market.
>>62455960Holy shit, it did sumn
>>62455833ok, seething bear was i wrong?
Dead cat bounce finished. We're going down again.
>>62456003I want SOXX to crab sideways for 10 years and SOXL to go to zero just from choploss and then the exact millisecond SOXL delists SOXX pumps 1000%
>>62455918https://www.therationalinvestor.com/blog/benner-cycle/Oh it is real! Some pig farmer noticed the grand total maximum and minimums affect the prices of food and it has a chain reaction on the entire economy. Kept losing investing in the stock market. So he did the math and looked at history to see if there is a pattern and made a 150 future prediction. It remained fairly accurate even today. Sure he got things wrong once in a while but he was 91% accurate.
>>62455995But of course they are. They know they're about to start losing money so fresh blood is required.
>>62455999Insanely based
>>62456007It really is better to do the analysis on the index and then just trade whatever's connected to it.
MU is going to 800 this is a priced in correctionHowever, what is the sentiment on micron? if people abandon all hope i see 500 happening, brief 400 if there is enough momentum. If people still trust then 800 is the bottom and we will see 1500
>>62456007cant believe i have to pull this one out again after all these years. for reference, ive made 6 figures on soxl
>>62456026Until an hour ago the mood on MU like on all chip stocks was Denethor.jpg
sneedick and micron penis era is oversell reddit sell
Baby you missed me in new york but how about paris or venice in 2 weeks? I will let you choose. Think it over, its mercury retrograde, decide when its over
>space rugged>>62456026The brave among us can scoop up the DRAM x3 ETP. Not me though, I don't want to go destitute, but I will be sad if it moons.
Explain something to me smg. If SPCX joined Nasdaq 100 today, why is it down and why is the volume so low? Index funds refusing to buy before end of day? Is there a rule they have to buy today or can they just decide the only winning move is not to play and just execute no trades for the day?
>>62455381>wake up>nigvideo greenok
>>62456033>why is it downSamsung earnings yesterday probably dragged that sector down
>>62456026my sentiment is that there is no price above $400 that I would pay for MU and even at $400 I would probably find something else I would rather buy.its like being a GME bagholder you have to make it your whole personality and you are beholden to meme energy and just keep saying you are a "long term investor" or "I didn't check my portfolio today never selling (-40%)"
All panicans must be punished
>>62455933Did I buy the local top
>>62456055Probably desu
>Sold a bunch of shit last week and moved into Apple as a safe haven>Barely gone up sinceThe only positive is that at least it isn't going down
>>62456055>localYou mean global. That's the all time high.
Damn red all around. It is the bubble.
>>62456038>Comparing semis to GMELet's not go full retard now.
Is this a pullback to pricing from earlier in the year or is this the rugpull?
>>62456031Why not both? It's a 2h flight. You can even add Rome, it's reachable with bullet trains from Venice. Pic I took, Aria bros should know this place.
>>62456038So your saying we’ve 6 years of schizo /SPCX/ generals to look forward to full of mad conspiracies about what shit Elon wore today and what it might mean in super secret code?Good. Sounds hilarious.
>>62455675yes. but imagine what a higher yield on US treasuries will do to equity prices
I went all in on puts before the pump and now I'm down 60% on my 0dtes. How fucked am I?
>>62456087How does 0 sounds like?
>>62456038It really depends on your trading strategy. There's money to be made from trading momentum but if you're a real value investor buying after a stock goes up 1000% in six months is probably a bad idea.
>>62456080Pullback. All the tards bid up prices like crazy. My prediction is a longish crab market after the correction, like we had from October 2025. Then line continues upwards.
>>62456087Sell niggy its gonna crab whole day
>>62456099>>62456099>>62456099
>>62456094This is my cope answer. The revenue should still hold strong. The last leg was based off of earnings season, which is coming next.Though I wouldn't blame anyone for taking the profits now.
>>62455978What? I already have the tickers
