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niggers
>>62456099>tfw no color spit to bless from heavenI feel like such unko
> nows
>Bers smugly claiming they knew AI would popOkay but why is the entire market red?
>homebuilders having to sell new homes for less than existing ones
YOU KNOW THE KOREANS WILL PUMP TONIGHTI KNOW THE KOREANS WILL PUMP TONIGHTTHE KOREANS KNOW THEY WILL PUMP TONIGHTAnd still, you're not slurping smigger, WHY ARE YOU NOT SLURPING SMIGGA???
We crab to drop the next day. Rince and repeat.
I've recovered slightly from being fully raped to only mostly raped, financially speakingThank you for your attention to this matter
>SPX moves up>SPY moves downMake it make sense, bros!
>>62456117what about sexually speaking?
>>62456112>less than existing onesWhich means homeowners are still head in the clouds on the price of their boxes.
>>62456092MU's p/e is now like 20
>>62456112Well to be fair most new homes seem to be poorly built, overpriced, zero lot line pieces of shit with no trees. At least older homes are just overpriced.>>62456123None to speak of
>>62456125>meme numbers
what do I buy right now to make a small loan of a million dollars
Micron doing a little something rn
>>62456125what are we thinking on sushi earnings?
>>62456126Memory is also mega cyclical and this boom can disappear in a puff of smoke. I'm not saying it will, but if you're up 1000% and there's forward looking risk then taking profits isn't a terrible idea.
This is fucked
>>62456113I'mma pass on being a bagholder to some Koreans who let their Asian gambling addiction genes take over
Give it to me straight up bros! Will QQQ and SPY dump tomorrow?
>>62456127Overpriced with a roof replacement thats been neglected or just about to be needed. My parents bought their house for 200k in the 90s and plan on selling it juuuuuust before the roof needs replacing.
>he doesn't get that samsung's earnings were already priced in and the sell off isn't because of bad news, it's because all the good news was already priced in
why go down
>>62456148So it can take a breath before it goes back up.
>>62456143no. bears will have to wait a little while
>>62456143I think we're in the crab zone for the next couple of months>>62456146Based boomers. Remember when people were throwing an extra 50-100k over the asking price at houses and also waiving inspections? Lmao
>>62456138The market hasn't caught up to the death of personal computing. Everything will be a terminal soon and all the RAM will go exclusively to data centers.
nibbled on some KMB
>>62456158terminals still need parts
rate my lunch
NIGGERS
what is this diapers shit with middle aged men, you guys are all leaking there in the US or something, like Quartering and DSP?
>>62456165Have you seen our diets? We're sharting all day long over here
Guys, it's over. Start shorting now.
>>62456165i do not leak, you leak
>>62455849Look at Equinor's stated green goals or permitting policy in North Sea. It's managed decline. Government can also freeze/redirect payouts, levy extraordinary taxes, block shareholders from freely buying and selling shares and so on. Look at indirect capital controls being enacted in western europe. It's only gonna accelerate. If you think stimulus or token taxes is where it stops you are severely underestimating euro geo risk.
Using another popular valuation metric, the Shiller CAPE ratio, the S&P 500 is currently valued at around 41 (FOURTY-ONE) times earnings, the analysts said. That is approaching the record-high CAPE ratio seen during the dot-com era a quarter-century ago.
>>62456160I'm simultaneously bullish and bearish on the KMB rebrand of Depends. Coach Primate is a beloved icon, but they had the most iconic male models in the business before and they just threw them in the trash.
Are space stocks just bleeding out from here? Lots of bad news like spcx lockup coming in a month, etc. I'm up a bunch from super early buying, but tough to see 50% losses from recent highs.
I wish I had the confidence to hold my calls longer.
How's the Iran thing going? I saw they shot some ships again and oil went up 72->74. US didn't shoot them back yet right?
Thoughts on gold and silver?
>>62456165I'm at a time in my life where I separate my laundry loads according to feces contamination level to keep the machine as clean as possible. I'm not ready to admit I need the diapers yet but I'm 1 step away
>If I buy this MU dip and just leave my limit sell order to $1500, I'll be mostly in good shapeNah, not biting.
>>62456186Honestly I forgot about it. Think everyone has. No mention of it in the news any more or even from the asshole who started it.
>>62456165>porn addiction>terrible diet>taking it up the asses resulting in loss of bowel control
>>62456129Buy a rich dad or a bankSeduce an octogenarian?
>>62456165The grocery store is a 15 minute car ride away. Am I supposed to just hold it in the whole drive over there when I could be shitting and pissing into a diaper when I need to?
Reminder to accumulate uranium
>>62456165Homosexuals have no anal sphincter muscle tone.
Proctor and Gamble is doing better than semis and space.
>>62456203Buddy, check the KMB 1M chart. This shit it lit.
>>62456203It's a safe place to rotate when everything starts popping.
>>62456103We need so solve climate change or else more heckin birbs like that will fall into the water!!!
>>62456165KMB supplies the paper towels for like every commercial building in the US no idea why anons are so fixated on fucking diapers
>>62456129Buy gym membership, well fitted clothes, rent a luxury car and hire a professional photo shoot. Pretend to be a rich successful guy and hit on old just divorced woman until they fall in love with you.Then you ask for the loans. If you can get 10 of them to loan you 100k then you made your small loan.
>>62456202Are they not doing kegels to keep that ass tight for maximum cock milking? Nothing more disappointing then a loose butthole
>>62456163Shit & Piss /500
>>62456189Pain
>>62456212I don't know what those words mean.
Every day I check the Reddit front page for The News. How much longer do we have to wait?
>>62456217Lol @ people who bought the top.
>>62456212Why would anyone do gay shit like kegels when you can just huff VCR cleaner before getting fucked in the ass and then shit into a KMB brand diaper later?
>>62456099I think bobos would have a better time if they had part cash and part invested in this.Its an etf / fund with 40 year success. (It changed its name and strategy somtimes.)its 40 year average return is 11.26%, 1% higher than s&p 500.It evaded dot com bubble.Its only fail was in 08, which all other stonks failed too.Its a value+dividend+10% covered call etf and it filters stocks with computers then hand picks them, which gives it extra layer of safety.Its only downside is high fee, which is like 0.15% higher than jepi. But it wins whopping 1% so I am fine with that.
>>62456218
>>62456099You just can’t stop the bulls They’re fundamentalists They really truly believe the book, ever word of sacred text, and they’re willing to get liquidated to prove that.Today for once was organic buying. They just can’t be wrong. The apotheosis of the machine god and luxury gay space communism can’t be allowed to fail.
SPCX bros how wd feeling?
>>62456218Kegels are a type of exercise to give you more "internal grip". They are also done by regular women (female) to do the same thing but both with their ass and pussy muscles. It's not tranny shit at all, trannies stole it if anything.
>>62456112>new homes built in undesireable areas vs. old homes in established and desiresble neighborhoods
>>62456112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce-LjCpserA
Why didn’t I buy soxl at 150 I’m ngmi
>>62456232I actually do know that, I was calling the other anon a homo-tranny
>>62456226I had it but it said my dividend was like 24% or some shit on Fidelity why did it say that? I sold it because it looked sketchy
>>62456218Gay bullshit aside, everyone should do kegel exercises including men. It helps avoid erectile dysfunction and incontinence in old age. That way when you've made it, you don't have to worry about being a flaccid sharting peepants in front of the gold diggers and sugar babies.
>>62456232>>62456239Kegels help with erections.
>>62456225this is the most degenerate, disgusting, and self destructive sentence I have ever read. absolutely disgusting
>>62456099Took a nap and jerked offMarket is still fucked huhI should have bought in December to remember and sold in may to get away huhA few weeks ago some fag was here talking about how he lost 400k but had a plan to make it back and I told him he took too many risks, then he told me my risk profile was too low and I realized he was right. But now I also realize it was a bad idea to take a risk so late in the game. Oh well. I wagie, I rebuild, I come back for another round.
I do not own KMB but I do own WOOD because I believe in the future of paper and timber
>>62456240Its dividends are around 8% iirc. its relatively new so websites won't show you true dividend rates. and their rules are they only keep max 10% covered call, which is even lower than 20% of jepi or jepq. I think i can trust the ETF, because well, cam on it has 40 years of history of success
Why the crabbing?
>>62456147so sandisk's and kioxia's earnings must be not priced in, owowow.
>>62456255
>>62456126MU's p/e is low because of the threat that it goes down 80% and revenues decline, pushing p/e to 100Which is ironically still better than tesla and intel lol
The fervor of the shilling campaign for spacex is shameful and unprofessional for these institutions
Kevin's gonna turn on the power right bros
>>62456226Doesnt take into account taxes which is a major lag on compoundingpart of why divvies and other forced distributions are generally bad.
>>62456200To be more specific buy DNN and COSAF. Hold for a few years
>>62456170Usually I would think retards like this, burry and shorts on Micron reaching new highs would be bullish but I think the market might just be retarded right now.In fact lemme put it another way- for 3 months the market rewarded retarded bullishness, now it's rewardeing retarded bearishness.
>>62456261Well I mean you will continue to get pumped and dumped as long as you keep putting money into them. Stop acting like a goy if you don't want to be treated like a goy.
>See article about mortgage rises for millions>Think it's bullish for bank stocksAm I a ghoul?
>>62456223you don't need to buy tops to eat shit, you can buy miners at 4600 and sit there with a bleeding bag wondering when the Big Summer Rally is going to materialize. I heard it's the Big September Rally now.
>>62456265Why are you so shocked that there would be consolidation after a 1000% run up?
>>62456263This is true desu. But I am retarded so i also want to feel happy divvies while i compound. Like I am not 100% into this I have other stuffs too.
NJEWDIA TO 200 EOW?
>>62456180this is worse than dot-com, even if you account for more stocks being publically traded thanks to big IPOs
>>62456254QQQ, SPY, JEPQ, JEPI all have a lower drawdown/volatility with higher returns than the mutual fund its based off. What is the point of this?
>>62456270>market trying to fool me with "look, it's bottoming out" candles againconsolidation my ass
>>62456249Similar, feel like I've decided to make a riskier bet and it's not panning out. Losing will be rough, but I still kind of feel like the decision I've made makes sense. Hope to learn something from it, but it's tough living through it. Honestly the most obvious thing is to make a much clearer strategy beforehand that you just execute instead of just pondering at the moment, but for now I'm just riding it. Who knows? Maybe I'll come on top in the end.
>>62456279it'll soon be "consolidating" at 500
>>62456273300 eoy
>>62456268Miners were way overpriced for months. Unlike PMs you can actually tell when a stock is overpriced.
>RPD
HENLO JEROMEGET YOUR ASS OF THE BENCHFIX THIS SHITTHE NEW GUY IS FUCKING IT UP
>>62456277QQQ and SPY is index so lots of people will buy it. JEPQ and JEPI has value/growht elements but if you closely follow them it follows index.This is value / divvie, which are stocks out of peoples favour i think. I buy index too i just want to add some value portion which is proven.
>>62456295I mean jepq/jepi is not precisely 100% index but it kind of replicates it closely. sorry i didn't write it well. And also I am not 100% into this.
>>62456295>>62456300I'll throw 10% into it see what happens
>>62456285HELLO 67 FIGURE HELL
What is this crab into the end of the day nonsense?
>>62456112>starting at $400k>2 bedroom 1.5 bathroom (it has a cuck toilet in a closet near the frontdoor)>can hear the neighbors yelling through the wall>everything is made out of ticky tackyAHHHHH WHY WONT THEY BUY OUR BAGS AHHHHH
>>62456279Looks like the left shoulder and head of a head and shoulders pattern.
I am ending the day less red...
Where’s the volume mumuYou’re doin the edging thing again at 750 and still can’t get a bidThat’s a lot of full gaps you got there as well
>>62455923Gives a good indication on their true holdings. Once you rip through the masquerade of smugness and pleathora of Bobo posters, it seems most anons are SOXL baggies desperate for any pump. Cheering that its 160 something, despite it being 200+ at one point yesterday. This gives a very bad vibe yet I can't pull out. Too many fucking times where I'd get screwed over and the market just pumps day after day without any major dumpage for a while.
>>62456279I'm unironically waiting for 800 to do anything
Bobo you were right, it's too late for me now.
>>62456182I wonder how much you have to pay these guys to pretend to be faggots or if they really are faggots>yeah my ass leaks because I got blasted in the ass for years>cant even hold it in just flops out in my pants>DEPEND MEN IS THE BEST PROTECTION IN TOWNI'm pretty sure they are all fags
>>62456321If you pull back the curtain on me I'm long MU and bought some protective puts because I'm a little spooked and want to insure my gains. I'm just sort of shit posting in both directions to cope with my emotions.
>>62456324It's never too late to kill yourself
Should I sell my land and truck, move all my money out of my ETFs and emergency fund, then take out a bank loan and use it all to go all in on SOXL?
TURN ON THE POWER KEVIN
>>62456335>Should I sell my land and truckno
>>62456321you forgot MUanon, who definetly had his latest stop loss at 900
>>62456335yeah
pump pump pata pump
Sorry, anons. I have all the calls above 750, so they won't let it break 749.50 for the rest of the day.
CANE
Are you guys enjoying price stability? Adults back in charge
>>62456265first time?it always goes too high then it always goes too low. we aren't at too low yet we are in the middle somewhere for chip shit. SOXX 540 resistance held today but when it breaks next level is like 500 aka -30% more on SOXL
>>62456343Kek, he's suspiciously missing.
The flatline on SOXL has been pretty intense the past 2 hours
I keep buying the dip but I've already ran out of powder
Serial question.How do you find portfolios worth investing?
>>62456346FFEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
So, by how much will KOSPI decline tonight? I'm guessing by like 8%
>>62456321>>62456328>>62456343I told you guys not to listen to this faggot. I told this faggot he should have redeemed at 1250 like 3 times. I told this faggot stop losses were for losers. I told you faggots every single good play the last month and I screencapped the faggot retard shit people said>50% KMB>50% MSFT
>>62456364
Uh oh looks like someone shorted some more.
>>62456355He's probably down on MU overall with the retarded stops
>>62456295>>62456300jp has decent liquidity, I'm personally in tappalpha TDAQ which outperforms jepq since inception
>>62456364https://www.optimizedportfolio.com/lazy-portfolios/Is a good websiteTradingview look up ETFs and filter by certain thingsand then usehttps://testfol.io/to back test etfs and percentages until you get your desired outcomefor me it's beating SPY with much lower drawdown so I get good returns but don't have to worry about crashes
wtf why is pulsar halted? What did these niggers do now?
>>62456366
>>62456343No, it went off at $921.>>62456355I haven't gone anywhere. This has been the opposite of fun, but no less so than February-March. We'll see if the tsunami of money pushes our favorite memory stocks back up again, or if that fickle bitch Market Sentiment has decided the party is over.
>>62456112have they considered building things people want instead of these new prefab cuck sheds?
it's over for semismove on niggers
>>62456303original post was towards bobos not bvlls.they don't want to feel like bagholders so they keep going out and coming back, or never buy enough.this is value, so its low price. and this pays fat divvies, so its mentally easier to endure bobo market. this ETF is like total opposite of being a bagholder. (you will feel fomo if you hold it though)
>>62456390move on to what?
>>62456392KMB, Proctor and Gamble, the staples.
>>62456392Nothing. Sit on your cash and await events.
>>62456390holy bottom signal
>>62456392everything is gay right now. I sold puts today. nothing worth buying other than CCL imo.>they aren't cruisingNGMI
Just do it already orange. Print us up to 755 the day after circuit breakers and let the yield blow out to 8.99% and have us default.You’re gunna do it anyway.The warsh meme lasted all of two weeks, everyone sees him printing.Tired of waiting.
>>62456392Forget semis buy fullies
Was 196 tje nebius bottom???
>>62456099I sold
>>62456392hospitals, dr pepper and lays chips
>>62456402gold and other conductive metals are already over though
>>62456392sugar futures
>>62456396MU "Paper hands" anon corroborating that semis are over just proves this is a bottom signal.
>>62456406solid portfolio. just needs some diapers in there to diversify but I like the plot.
>>62456409show us your semis buy ordersshow us that knife slicing your hands
>>62456405they'll be expecting one of us in the wreckage brother
>>62456165Aging population is the only certain fundamental.
KEVIN TURN IT ONNNNN
>>62456392semis, index, value, divvies, cash, mix everything as nobody can always be sure about everything.
>>62456411i haven't bought anymore since I'm already pretty much fully in semis and tech in general. I'm still holding and I see no reason to sell.
how much of a folio to attract a woman like her?
>>62456418
>>62456418Oh, I see. A fellow bag holder.
>>62456420This ho economy? Quarter million
>NEBIUS UNDER 200 AGAINWHAT THE FUCK
>>62456420is she trans or not? not being rude its just that i don't know.
>go to jerk off to celebrate all the money I made>usually just Google "porn" then the top 1-2 links are high traffic porn sites>today for the first time ever google just gives me 50 pages of Jordan Peterson videos that say masturbating makes you go blindthey are starting to janny the internet and you guys are bullish
>>62456418"hey anons now is the time to do x (but I'm not doing x)"
I know cars are not financially responsible but I really need to move on from my 2003 Corolla at some pointMy autistic plan is to buy a ~5 year old Toyota, keep it for 5 years then repeat. It doesn't lose a lot of value from years 5 to 10 and a 5 year old Toyota is still quite new so that's probably the most efficient way to do it. I just need to cough up the cash to start the cycle.Do you guys think I should do it? I don't feel right to invest in more stonks at these valuations, even though 90% of my holdings is just the index. Might as well pull the trigger now instead of buying stonks at 40+ Shiller P/E
>>62456391I own JEPQ/SGOV only and I spend divvies on TQQQ/SOXL/AIS/SPMO and then sell when it makes big profit and throw it back on JEPQ/SGOV
>>62456407Forget fullies, everyone's buying doublies
>>62456430I don't have MORE money retard, my money's already all in shares.
>>62456424But im poorHow about her
>>62456429Boomers will love this. Bullish.
I may or may not have gambled my entire port on 0dtes out of a ragetrade
What are we going to do tomorrow to celebrate the 1 month anniversary of INHD being halted? Thinking about a lil celebratory goonsesh over the tears of those "momentum traders" that tried to make money on a fake chinese pump.
>>62456444classic
there go the yieldsthey're one their way to the moon.
>>62456162the terminals will be remote access points with no real hardware inside
>>62456439bout 3.50
>Didn't buy the bottom, sell today's top and then short
>>62456429>only just noticedI'm bullish because you've finally awoken to the battle you must fight.
that's it guys US is mothballing all their minors USAR and MP are OVER they are filing for bankruptcy and scrapping all their picks and shovels the underage metals trade is DONEcuz wtf are these numbers
>>62456429This nigga googling porn
>>62456103Why didn’t they just fly away..
