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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62455287
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niggers
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>>62456099
>tfw no color spit to bless from heaven
I feel like such unko
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> nows
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>Bers smugly claiming they knew AI would pop
Okay but why is the entire market red?
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>homebuilders having to sell new homes for less than existing ones
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YOU KNOW THE KOREANS WILL PUMP TONIGHT
I KNOW THE KOREANS WILL PUMP TONIGHT
THE KOREANS KNOW THEY WILL PUMP TONIGHT

And still, you're not slurping smigger, WHY ARE YOU NOT SLURPING SMIGGA???
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We crab to drop the next day. Rince and repeat.
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I've recovered slightly from being fully raped to only mostly raped, financially speaking
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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>SPX moves up
>SPY moves down
Make it make sense, bros!
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>>62456117
what about sexually speaking?
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>>62456112
>less than existing ones
Which means homeowners are still head in the clouds on the price of their boxes.
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>>62456092
MU's p/e is now like 20
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>>62456112
Well to be fair most new homes seem to be poorly built, overpriced, zero lot line pieces of shit with no trees. At least older homes are just overpriced.
>>62456123
None to speak of
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>>62456125
>meme numbers
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what do I buy right now to make a small loan of a million dollars
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Micron doing a little something rn
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>>62456125
what are we thinking on sushi earnings?
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>>62456126
Memory is also mega cyclical and this boom can disappear in a puff of smoke. I'm not saying it will, but if you're up 1000% and there's forward looking risk then taking profits isn't a terrible idea.
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This is fucked
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>>62456113
I'mma pass on being a bagholder to some Koreans who let their Asian gambling addiction genes take over
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Give it to me straight up bros! Will QQQ and SPY dump tomorrow?
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>>62456127
Overpriced with a roof replacement thats been neglected or just about to be needed. My parents bought their house for 200k in the 90s and plan on selling it juuuuuust before the roof needs replacing.
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>he doesn't get that samsung's earnings were already priced in and the sell off isn't because of bad news, it's because all the good news was already priced in
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why go down
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>>62456148
So it can take a breath before it goes back up.
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>>62456143
no. bears will have to wait a little while
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>>62456143
I think we're in the crab zone for the next couple of months
>>62456146
Based boomers. Remember when people were throwing an extra 50-100k over the asking price at houses and also waiving inspections? Lmao
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>>62456138
The market hasn't caught up to the death of personal computing. Everything will be a terminal soon and all the RAM will go exclusively to data centers.
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nibbled on some KMB
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>>62456158
terminals still need parts
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rate my lunch
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NIGGERS
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what is this diapers shit with middle aged men, you guys are all leaking there in the US or something, like Quartering and DSP?
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>>62456165
Have you seen our diets? We're sharting all day long over here
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Guys, it's over. Start shorting now.
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>>62456165
i do not leak, you leak
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>>62455849
Look at Equinor's stated green goals or permitting policy in North Sea. It's managed decline. Government can also freeze/redirect payouts, levy extraordinary taxes, block shareholders from freely buying and selling shares and so on. Look at indirect capital controls being enacted in western europe. It's only gonna accelerate. If you think stimulus or token taxes is where it stops you are severely underestimating euro geo risk.
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Using another popular valuation metric, the Shiller CAPE ratio, the S&P 500 is currently valued at around 41 (FOURTY-ONE) times earnings, the analysts said. That is approaching the record-high CAPE ratio seen during the dot-com era a quarter-century ago.
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>>62456160
I'm simultaneously bullish and bearish on the KMB rebrand of Depends. Coach Primate is a beloved icon, but they had the most iconic male models in the business before and they just threw them in the trash.
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Are space stocks just bleeding out from here? Lots of bad news like spcx lockup coming in a month, etc. I'm up a bunch from super early buying, but tough to see 50% losses from recent highs.
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I wish I had the confidence to hold my calls longer.
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How's the Iran thing going? I saw they shot some ships again and oil went up 72->74. US didn't shoot them back yet right?
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Thoughts on gold and silver?
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>>62456165
I'm at a time in my life where I separate my laundry loads according to feces contamination level to keep the machine as clean as possible. I'm not ready to admit I need the diapers yet but I'm 1 step away
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>If I buy this MU dip and just leave my limit sell order to $1500, I'll be mostly in good shape
Nah, not biting.
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>>62456186
Honestly I forgot about it. Think everyone has. No mention of it in the news any more or even from the asshole who started it.
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>>62456165

>porn addiction
>terrible diet
>taking it up the asses resulting in loss of bowel control
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>>62456129
Buy a rich dad or a bank
Seduce an octogenarian?
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>>62456165
The grocery store is a 15 minute car ride away. Am I supposed to just hold it in the whole drive over there when I could be shitting and pissing into a diaper when I need to?
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Reminder to accumulate uranium
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>>62456165
Homosexuals have no anal sphincter muscle tone.
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Proctor and Gamble is doing better than semis and space.
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>>62456203
Buddy, check the KMB 1M chart. This shit it lit.
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>>62456203
It's a safe place to rotate when everything starts popping.
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>>62456103
We need so solve climate change or else more heckin birbs like that will fall into the water!!!
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>>62456165
KMB supplies the paper towels for like every commercial building in the US no idea why anons are so fixated on fucking diapers
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>>62456129
Buy gym membership, well fitted clothes, rent a luxury car and hire a professional photo shoot. Pretend to be a rich successful guy and hit on old just divorced woman until they fall in love with you.
Then you ask for the loans. If you can get 10 of them to loan you 100k then you made your small loan.
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>>62456202
Are they not doing kegels to keep that ass tight for maximum cock milking? Nothing more disappointing then a loose butthole
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>>62456163
Shit & Piss /500
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>>62456189
Pain
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>>62456212
I don't know what those words mean.
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Every day I check the Reddit front page for The News. How much longer do we have to wait?
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>>62456217
Lol @ people who bought the top.
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>>62456212
Why would anyone do gay shit like kegels when you can just huff VCR cleaner before getting fucked in the ass and then shit into a KMB brand diaper later?
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>>62456099
I think bobos would have a better time if they had part cash and part invested in this.

Its an etf / fund with 40 year success.
(It changed its name and strategy somtimes.)

its 40 year average return is 11.26%, 1% higher than s&p 500.

It evaded dot com bubble.

Its only fail was in 08, which all other stonks failed too.

Its a value+dividend+10% covered call etf and it filters stocks with computers then hand picks them, which gives it extra layer of safety.

Its only downside is high fee, which is like 0.15% higher than jepi.
But it wins whopping 1% so I am fine with that.
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>>62456218
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>>62456099
You just can’t stop the bulls

They’re fundamentalists

They really truly believe the book, ever word of sacred text, and they’re willing to get liquidated to prove that.

Today for once was organic buying. They just can’t be wrong. The apotheosis of the machine god and luxury gay space communism can’t be allowed to fail.
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SPCX bros how wd feeling?
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>>62456218
Kegels are a type of exercise to give you more "internal grip". They are also done by regular women (female) to do the same thing but both with their ass and pussy muscles. It's not tranny shit at all, trannies stole it if anything.
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>>62456112
>new homes built in undesireable areas vs. old homes in established and desiresble neighborhoods
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>>62456112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce-LjCpserA
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Why didn’t I buy soxl at 150 I’m ngmi
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>>62456232
I actually do know that, I was calling the other anon a homo-tranny
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>>62456226
I had it but it said my dividend was like 24% or some shit on Fidelity why did it say that? I sold it because it looked sketchy
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>>62456218
Gay bullshit aside, everyone should do kegel exercises including men. It helps avoid erectile dysfunction and incontinence in old age. That way when you've made it, you don't have to worry about being a flaccid sharting peepants in front of the gold diggers and sugar babies.
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>>62456232
>>62456239
Kegels help with erections.
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>>62456225
this is the most degenerate, disgusting, and self destructive sentence I have ever read.
absolutely disgusting
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>>62456099
Took a nap and jerked off
Market is still fucked huh
I should have bought in December to remember and sold in may to get away huh

A few weeks ago some fag was here talking about how he lost 400k but had a plan to make it back and I told him he took too many risks, then he told me my risk profile was too low and I realized he was right. But now I also realize it was a bad idea to take a risk so late in the game. Oh well. I wagie, I rebuild, I come back for another round.
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I do not own KMB but I do own WOOD because I believe in the future of paper and timber
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>>62456240
Its dividends are around 8% iirc. its relatively new so websites won't show you true dividend rates. and their rules are they only keep max 10% covered call, which is even lower than 20% of jepi or jepq. I think i can trust the ETF, because well, cam on it has 40 years of history of success
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Why the crabbing?
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>>62456147
so sandisk's and kioxia's earnings must be not priced in, owowow.
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>>62456255
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>>62456126
MU's p/e is low because of the threat that it goes down 80% and revenues decline, pushing p/e to 100

Which is ironically still better than tesla and intel lol
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The fervor of the shilling campaign for spacex is shameful and unprofessional for these institutions
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Kevin's gonna turn on the power right bros
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>>62456226
Doesnt take into account taxes which is a major lag on compounding
part of why divvies and other forced distributions are generally bad.
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>>62456200
To be more specific buy DNN and COSAF. Hold for a few years
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>>62456170
Usually I would think retards like this, burry and shorts on Micron reaching new highs would be bullish but I think the market might just be retarded right now.

In fact lemme put it another way- for 3 months the market rewarded retarded bullishness, now it's rewardeing retarded bearishness.
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>>62456261
Well I mean you will continue to get pumped and dumped as long as you keep putting money into them. Stop acting like a goy if you don't want to be treated like a goy.
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>See article about mortgage rises for millions
>Think it's bullish for bank stocks
Am I a ghoul?
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>>62456223
you don't need to buy tops to eat shit, you can buy miners at 4600 and sit there with a bleeding bag wondering when the Big Summer Rally is going to materialize. I heard it's the Big September Rally now.
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>>62456265
Why are you so shocked that there would be consolidation after a 1000% run up?
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>>62456263
This is true desu. But I am retarded so i also want to feel happy divvies while i compound.
Like I am not 100% into this I have other stuffs too.
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NJEWDIA TO 200 EOW?
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>>62456180
this is worse than dot-com, even if you account for more stocks being publically traded thanks to big IPOs
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>>62456254
QQQ, SPY, JEPQ, JEPI all have a lower drawdown/volatility with higher returns than the mutual fund its based off. What is the point of this?
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>>62456270
>market trying to fool me with "look, it's bottoming out" candles again
consolidation my ass
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>>62456249
Similar, feel like I've decided to make a riskier bet and it's not panning out. Losing will be rough, but I still kind of feel like the decision I've made makes sense. Hope to learn something from it, but it's tough living through it. Honestly the most obvious thing is to make a much clearer strategy beforehand that you just execute instead of just pondering at the moment, but for now I'm just riding it. Who knows? Maybe I'll come on top in the end.
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>>62456279
it'll soon be "consolidating" at 500
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>>62456273
300 eoy
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>>62456268
Miners were way overpriced for months. Unlike PMs you can actually tell when a stock is overpriced.
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>RPD
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HENLO JEROME
GET YOUR ASS OF THE BENCH
FIX THIS SHIT
THE NEW GUY IS FUCKING IT UP
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>>62456277
QQQ and SPY is index so lots of people will buy it. JEPQ and JEPI has value/growht elements but if you closely follow them it follows index.
This is value / divvie, which are stocks out of peoples favour i think. I buy index too i just want to add some value portion which is proven.
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>>62456295
I mean jepq/jepi is not precisely 100% index but it kind of replicates it closely. sorry i didn't write it well. And also I am not 100% into this.
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>>62456295
>>62456300
I'll throw 10% into it see what happens
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>>62456285
HELLO 67 FIGURE HELL
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What is this crab into the end of the day nonsense?
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>>62456112

>starting at $400k
>2 bedroom 1.5 bathroom (it has a cuck toilet in a closet near the frontdoor)
>can hear the neighbors yelling through the wall
>everything is made out of ticky tacky

AHHHHH WHY WONT THEY BUY OUR BAGS AHHHHH
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>>62456279

Looks like the left shoulder and head of a head and shoulders pattern.
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I am ending the day less red...
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Where’s the volume mumu

You’re doin the edging thing again at 750 and still can’t get a bid

That’s a lot of full gaps you got there as well
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>>62455923
Gives a good indication on their true holdings. Once you rip through the masquerade of smugness and pleathora of Bobo posters, it seems most anons are SOXL baggies desperate for any pump. Cheering that its 160 something, despite it being 200+ at one point yesterday. This gives a very bad vibe yet I can't pull out. Too many fucking times where I'd get screwed over and the market just pumps day after day without any major dumpage for a while.
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>>62456279
I'm unironically waiting for 800 to do anything
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Bobo you were right, it's too late for me now.
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>>62456182

I wonder how much you have to pay these guys to pretend to be faggots or if they really are faggots

>yeah my ass leaks because I got blasted in the ass for years
>cant even hold it in just flops out in my pants
>DEPEND MEN IS THE BEST PROTECTION IN TOWN

I'm pretty sure they are all fags
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>>62456321
If you pull back the curtain on me I'm long MU and bought some protective puts because I'm a little spooked and want to insure my gains. I'm just sort of shit posting in both directions to cope with my emotions.
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>>62456324
It's never too late to kill yourself
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Should I sell my land and truck, move all my money out of my ETFs and emergency fund, then take out a bank loan and use it all to go all in on SOXL?
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TURN ON THE POWER KEVIN
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>>62456335
>Should I sell my land and truck
no
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>>62456321
you forgot MUanon, who definetly had his latest stop loss at 900
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>>62456335
yeah
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pump pump pata pump
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Sorry, anons. I have all the calls above 750, so they won't let it break 749.50 for the rest of the day.
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CANE
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Are you guys enjoying price stability? Adults back in charge
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>>62456265

first time?

it always goes too high then it always goes too low. we aren't at too low yet we are in the middle somewhere for chip shit. SOXX 540 resistance held today but when it breaks next level is like 500 aka -30% more on SOXL
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>>62456343
Kek, he's suspiciously missing.
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The flatline on SOXL has been pretty intense the past 2 hours
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I keep buying the dip but I've already ran out of powder
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Serial question.
How do you find portfolios worth investing?
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>>62456346
FFEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
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So, by how much will KOSPI decline tonight? I'm guessing by like 8%
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>>62456321
>>62456328
>>62456343

I told you guys not to listen to this faggot. I told this faggot he should have redeemed at 1250 like 3 times. I told this faggot stop losses were for losers. I told you faggots every single good play the last month and I screencapped the faggot retard shit people said


>50% KMB
>50% MSFT
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>>62456364
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Uh oh looks like someone shorted some more.
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>>62456355
He's probably down on MU overall with the retarded stops
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>>62456295
>>62456300
jp has decent liquidity, I'm personally in tappalpha TDAQ which outperforms jepq since inception
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>>62456364
https://www.optimizedportfolio.com/lazy-portfolios/

Is a good website

Tradingview look up ETFs and filter by certain things

and then use

https://testfol.io/

to back test etfs and percentages until you get your desired outcome

for me it's beating SPY with much lower drawdown so I get good returns but don't have to worry about crashes
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wtf why is pulsar halted? What did these niggers do now?
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>>62456366
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>>62456343
No, it went off at $921.

>>62456355
I haven't gone anywhere. This has been the opposite of fun, but no less so than February-March. We'll see if the tsunami of money pushes our favorite memory stocks back up again, or if that fickle bitch Market Sentiment has decided the party is over.
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>>62456112
have they considered building things people want instead of these new prefab cuck sheds?
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it's over for semis
move on niggers
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>>62456303
original post was towards bobos not bvlls.
they don't want to feel like bagholders so they keep going out and coming back, or never buy enough.
this is value, so its low price. and this pays fat divvies, so its mentally easier to endure bobo market. this ETF is like total opposite of being a bagholder. (you will feel fomo if you hold it though)
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>>62456390
move on to what?
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>>62456392
KMB, Proctor and Gamble, the staples.
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>>62456392
Nothing. Sit on your cash and await events.
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>>62456390
holy bottom signal
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>>62456392

everything is gay right now. I sold puts today. nothing worth buying other than CCL imo.

>they aren't cruising

NGMI
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Just do it already orange. Print us up to 755 the day after circuit breakers and let the yield blow out to 8.99% and have us default.

You’re gunna do it anyway.
The warsh meme lasted all of two weeks, everyone sees him printing.
Tired of waiting.
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>>62456392
Forget semis buy fullies
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Was 196 tje nebius bottom???
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>>62456099
I sold
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>>62456392
hospitals, dr pepper and lays chips
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>>62456402
gold and other conductive metals are already over though
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>>62456392
sugar futures
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>>62456396
MU "Paper hands" anon corroborating that semis are over just proves this is a bottom signal.
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>>62456406

solid portfolio. just needs some diapers in there to diversify but I like the plot.
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>>62456409
show us your semis buy orders
show us that knife slicing your hands
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>>62456405
they'll be expecting one of us in the wreckage brother
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>>62456165
Aging population is the only certain fundamental.
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KEVIN TURN IT ONNNNN
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>>62456392
semis, index, value, divvies, cash, mix everything as nobody can always be sure about everything.
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>>62456411
i haven't bought anymore since I'm already pretty much fully in semis and tech in general. I'm still holding and I see no reason to sell.
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how much of a folio to attract a woman like her?
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>>62456418
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>>62456418
Oh, I see. A fellow bag holder.
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>>62456420
This ho economy? Quarter million
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>NEBIUS UNDER 200 AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>62456420
is she trans or not? not being rude its just that i don't know.
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>go to jerk off to celebrate all the money I made
>usually just Google "porn" then the top 1-2 links are high traffic porn sites
>today for the first time ever google just gives me 50 pages of Jordan Peterson videos that say masturbating makes you go blind

they are starting to janny the internet and you guys are bullish
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>>62456418
"hey anons now is the time to do x (but I'm not doing x)"
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I know cars are not financially responsible but I really need to move on from my 2003 Corolla at some point

My autistic plan is to buy a ~5 year old Toyota, keep it for 5 years then repeat. It doesn't lose a lot of value from years 5 to 10 and a 5 year old Toyota is still quite new so that's probably the most efficient way to do it.

I just need to cough up the cash to start the cycle.

Do you guys think I should do it? I don't feel right to invest in more stonks at these valuations, even though 90% of my holdings is just the index. Might as well pull the trigger now instead of buying stonks at 40+ Shiller P/E
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>>62456391
I own JEPQ/SGOV only and I spend divvies on TQQQ/SOXL/AIS/SPMO and then sell when it makes big profit and throw it back on JEPQ/SGOV
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>>62456407
Forget fullies, everyone's buying doublies
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>>62456430
I don't have MORE money retard, my money's already all in shares.
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>>62456424
But im poor
How about her
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>>62456429
Boomers will love this. Bullish.
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I may or may not have gambled my entire port on 0dtes out of a ragetrade
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What are we going to do tomorrow to celebrate the 1 month anniversary of INHD being halted? Thinking about a lil celebratory goonsesh over the tears of those "momentum traders" that tried to make money on a fake chinese pump.
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>>62456444
classic
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there go the yields
they're one their way to the moon.
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>>62456162
the terminals will be remote access points with no real hardware inside
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>>62456439
bout 3.50
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>Didn't buy the bottom, sell today's top and then short
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>>62456429
>only just noticed
I'm bullish because you've finally awoken to the battle you must fight.
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that's it guys US is mothballing all their minors USAR and MP are OVER they are filing for bankruptcy and scrapping all their picks and shovels the underage metals trade is DONE
cuz wtf are these numbers
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>>62456429
This nigga googling porn
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>>62456103
Why didn’t they just fly away..
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VAMOS VAMOS
ARGENTINA
VAMOS VAMOS
A GANAR
QUE ESTA BANDA
QUILOMBERA
NO TE DEJA NO TE DEJA DE ALENTAR!
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>>62456460
They disabled their evolutionary stop loss because they wanted to hold more FAT bags.
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>>62456432
You can keep your Toyota 20 years and not lose value. Or at least my 90s Toyota still looks like it sells for more than lots of newer used cars.
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I'm sick of Asia. shill me trades around South America's new rash of hard right leaders
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>>62456231
sspc printed thanks
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>>62456459
https://youtu.be/Hx-CRiSlqTk
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>>62456432
same desu but I drive like maybe 5000 miles a year so its just not worth it
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CAMELNIGGERS BTFO
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KEVIN DO SOMETHING
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>>62456226
bobos, shorting won't do good for you in the long term unless you are chanos, and chanos gave up his shorting fund and closed it down.

just hold cash and value / index.
maybe you can hole 50% cash and fill rest with value index. its your choice.
when lehman moment comes back your stonk portion will get 50% rape but your only lost 25% from your entire portfolio,
and you are getting fat divvies flowing in to your account.
Other broken people roam around shooting people but you stay home, in peace, enjoying life.you are happy you invaded the dot com bubble, without shorting but holding.market start rising, you get divvies.ou just get the divvies.
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is he trying to deflect from the 4:1?
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>>62456463
I'll never forget the day that I asked my dad to buy himself an FJ Cruiser and he said that it was a "gay toy car for babies that shit in a diaper and still eat baby food" while I sat in his boyfriend's lap as he drove me to school in his Miata. That car now sells used with 100k+ miles for more than the MSRP more than a decade ago.
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>>62456470
Big, thick cameltoes really get me going, but it usually turns out to be so puffy due to a disease.
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Soxl having issues again
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UNACCEPTABLE ACTIONS IN THE STRAIGHT
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>>62456405
I should have sold, fuckkkkkkkkk my portfolio is getting heemed!
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>>62456472

>hold cash
>wait for red day
>sell 20 delta puts to fucking retards on indexs
>get interest on your cash collateral while getting a premium to sell lottery tickets to retarded faggots
>only get assigned at prices that are at or below quarterly lows

win/win/win
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>>62456367
I'm buying koru
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Have 400 dollars what do I buy?
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>>62456482
This
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>>62456485
Not sure whether brave or stupid, but I wish you luck.
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>>62456488
a(nother) gun
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OFUCK OFUCK OFUCK
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its crabbing the wrong way
ITS CRABBING THE WRONG WAY
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>>62456488
CELH, KMB, MCD, MNST, and KO. Buy em all or roll a dice to pick which one. These are the backbone of the American economy.
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>>62456474
Yep, expect another round of bombs on Iran soon
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>>62456488
A Nasdaq-100 2x short ETF
unironically
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>>62456488
Market's too tight and sensitive right now. What we tell you is bound to be obsolete within moments.
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>>62456491
yes
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ntsd, copy, schd is proving to be a resilient stack
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>>62456495
Qrd?
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>>62456495
uh-oh
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Crude's about to crack last week's high, at 71.32 right now
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>>62456511
no
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The fucktarded gamblers shorting oil (Scotty Bussy, with YOUR treasury money) will get their double anal, and I’ll enjoy the video.
But hey, what else could you expect from a literal gay sucking dicks, rimming anuses and taking it in his bussy?
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>>62456495
I guess we’re doing the blockade again and giving up on negotiations? This isn’t going to help with keeping the SPR afloat until after midterms.
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>>62456516
What if I say please and post a frog
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>>62456465
Buy my PBR bags
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>>62456476
>while I sat in his boyfriend's lap as he drove me to school
.. go on
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>>62456396
Youve always been the top signal for MU why, why are you here now when we need you to go away until the next top!?!?!
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
FIX THIS RIGHT NOW
NO MORE COLLAPSE
PUMP IT OR ELSE
KEVIN
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>>62456520
We're losing 200% of the world's oil production again. Somehow this will drop the price of crude
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>>62456430
I find it funny how these types are always ready to shill but only after
>they bought in
>their bags are heavy
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>>62456527
Thanks
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>>62456511
Bibi made the call, MOU is over and so is the economy
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Who the fuck is Kevin, I thought bussyant was our guy
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160 broke again uh oh
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this is the market now lol
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when will the biotech run end
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>>62456511
Iran has marginally less leverage over oil markets.
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>>62456396
My brother in crabs, I sold my MU at $1040 from reentering the top of $1200. Then I shorted and lost money as it jumped back up after hours.
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lets see 900 break twice too, go on make my day
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>>62456534
Wrong
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>>62456534
>Who the fuck is Kevin
Proprietor of the Stogmart
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they laughed at schd
schd laughed last
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I feel like at some point oil is going to jump to $160 overnight and we'll all be like "it was obvious".
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Why thread so slow? Are most anons mumu's scared to look at their portfolio or /smg/ for that matter?
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>>62456550
What is a stogmart and does this Kevin guy ingest more cum than bussyant or no
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>>62456552
Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhddd
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>>62456553
It depends on when the market manipulation of prices actually runs into physical shortages. And so far the state propaganda has done a fantastic job of obscuring exactly when that will be.
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>>62456553
The oil cycle seems to be pointing towards lower highs and lower lows. We couldn't even breach the Russia highs in 2022 last time. Think oil is capped for this round at like $95. It programmatically can't go higher than that.
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>>62456515
71.6! Let's check in on the 6/25 72.5 high next!
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>oil @ 75.4 and rising, starting at 72 today
So... How high are we going? 100 again?
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>>62456561
I'm still not sure if there even is a shortage. There are so many conflicting sources of information right now, each with their own bias.
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>>62456560
KEK
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>>62456567
200!
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>>62456567
BRENT just so it's clear.
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>>62456554
were still looking at our ports and thinking "yeah still losing money today"
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>>62456569
Muddying the waters is a propaganda tactic that introduces unrelated facts, fake news, or speculation into a debate to confuse people and complicate a clear issue. It is a "smoke screen." The goal is to hide the truth and stop the public from understanding the real problem
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>blood red again
epic
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>>62456569
We would not be making draws from the SPR if there was not a shortage, so it’s a matter of when, not if the short squeeze occurs
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>miggers fell for it again
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>>62456577
I'm getting used to it.
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welp, we all knew this was going to happen.
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>>62456553
shhhh... still accumulating
>>
What just happened can someone fill me in
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I'm convinced the market making bots watch this thread so if anyone sneakily moves to full port oil make sure not to mention it here.
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its over... again
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I’m going to full port oil
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>>62456588
Look at:
>>62456495
There were 3 strikes on boats by Iran today and the US revoked their non-sanctions.
>>
The real question is when oil does run out and go to $200 does Trump capitulate to Iran tolling the strait or does he double down and start bombing Iran and ensure that oil does not drop below $200 for a very long time
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>>62456588
Some new Iran deal or something.
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>>62456593
aye wtf are they doing oil to the moon!
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LOOKS LIKE TACO THURSDAY IS BACK ON THE MENU
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I told you in the previous thread already that today (yesterday actually) that the rotation to oil is starting.
I sure hope you listened. I also said you have zero excuses and won't be able to say you didn't know.
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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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why the fucking bloody shit memory dumping but spy only down half a percent
the ai industrial revolution hasn't even started and they still need the chips
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BOND COMPUTER IS BROKEN

ORANGE NIGGER BROKE THE BOND COMPUTER
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>giga dump incoming for the last 30 minutes
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>>62456099
man fuck this volatile market, anyone have any good solid stocks that don't flap like dicks in the wind? looking for stability, not stupid volatility, to round out my portfolio
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HELP
I NEED A TACO
HELP
NOT JUST ANY TACO
HELP
AN ORANGE TACO
HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP
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soxl bros, we lost
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>he didn't sea the pakistani undersea cable went offline
>he didn't catch the hedgies buying up oil minors and fertilizer in the swap slice data with synthetic orders
>he got rugged.
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Why is everything collapsing? I hope it's finally the bubble popping, fuck the AI bubble and fuck their circular financing
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>>62456629
muzzys are hell bent on suicide.
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>>62456629
Chips were the only thing making the whole market not fall apart.
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>>62456624
schd and chill
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I'm putting 10% of my folio and 10% in cash as extra deposit on oil futures, 10x. Don't care if it rips my hands off, I'm not gonna see another opportunity like this.
>>62456629
War is back on the menu.
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>>62456626
This is such fucking bullshit. I'm getting wrekt
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>>62456624
KMB
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CREAAAAAAAKKKKKK
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>>62456642
Me on the left
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>>62456554
>mumu's
>mumu is
Every time.

>>62456613
It doesn't need us at all, their prices will cover nearly everything.
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>>62456450
I sold early but I recouped all my losses and made 1k
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>it's only moniez
>no no please i love it nasty
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Where'd all the trannys go?

No trannys? No foxgirl avatars? Where are you trannys? WHAT HAPPENED TROONS?! BAD DAY!? SAD DAY!?
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>>62456645
Apostrophe's in the wrong place piss me off way more than they should.
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OOOOOHHHHHH
>>
give me a mega v
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Theyre calling it the most jewish dump of all time.
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>>62456650
You miss the anime posting? Sure here, this should console you.
>>
lol
lmao even
very organic
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>>62456650
You're laughing? The trannies are dangling on ropes and you're laughing?!
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pon pon pumpa pon
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Welp
At least im still 55% cash.
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NEBIUS SISSIES … 193 BETTER HAVE BEEN THE BOTTOM
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>>62456662
>>62456662
>>62456662
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I command you to stop dumping
>>
>>62456624
CDs
>>
Here it comes! The mumu's are poomping the market!!!! Quick look



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