Time for another one of these edition>Links for over-leveraged Koreanshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>62477505
>>62478314Been reading up on the Korean economy and it seems so fucked for the average person and the AI stock shit isn't helping.
For me its VOO and REITsSimple as
Yep… it’s Oil time
>RPD +6.7%
so thats it huh…the end of the stock market…
>>62478323Based
>>62478323For me its VOO and banks. Been investing in GS and MS since the huge rate cuts during the covid days.
I don’t think this semen slurping market is for me
> futures
Hey, Sunako-avatar, anon. I watched Shiki because of you and I'm glad I did. It was really good.
>+0.24%
Good EveningDeath to Israel
>No more 1 billion barrel oil surplus>Only the US has the ability to continue its draw down, though it's almost done 100 million of the 170 million barrel release announced meaning it will end in September>Saudi Arabia attacking the Houthis drawing them directly into the conflict>Trump officially notified Congress on the 10th that the war restarted on the 7th
I am still bagholding SNXX>jade is a mongoloid loser editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62478338Shalom Rabbi Horowitz
market was rough today but i'm redeeming a frozen pizza anyway
>>62478340>Saudi Arabia attacking the Houthis drawing them directly into the conflictI really don't get why the Saudis are provoking the Houthis at a time like this. They're completely dependent on the Bab El Mandeb to get their oil out now that Hormuz is closed.
>>62478343Don't forget to broil the top
SOXL is doing a +30% tomorrow and i didnt fucking buy because i couldnt decide between it or sneedisk
>>62478341How long have been holding it?Also how often does it roll over? SNXX
>>62478346I made the call.
>KOSPI computer crashing due to AI bubble bursting >now oil prices are going through the roof and there will probably be shortages in AsiaGrim
>>62478346What do you think the am in Aramco stands for
>>62478343No matter how rough you have it, just remember Koreans have it worse.
SAY IT LOUDSAY IT CLEAROIL BAGGOTSAREN'T WELCOME HERE
>>62478346No they arent babe, they can ship to europe and the americas through the suez. You will never be japanese so stop pretending you are
>>62478356China also prohibited helium exports which are used in making chips
kek koreaboos
So... TACO or oil to 110?
>>62478360The majority of Mideast exports go to Asia.
>>62478351got in pre-split beginning April 28th, and no idea in regards to the latter half of your question
I am financially waiting for the next leg up
>>62478341You're bagholding SNXXI'm holding SNSXXWe are not the same
>>62478328Nice. I also slurped a lil JPM and BAC in the beginning of the year. Wanted to buy more but those little bastards spiked up too quickly
Oil at 80$ again. Are we in for round two of the oil Boogaloo? But us bonds are already about to break. Wtf is going on
>>62478365I dont think the eu or usa would turn away a loaded tanker though. I know you are worried about your next japan trip but you should cancel it and meet me in italy
Can q2 earnings save the ai trade
>>62478360>>62478376はあー~い、日本人でず~~ 僕のコールが死なせている~怖いいね!
>>62478375Dead cat bounce
Kospi is going to recover isnt it?
How do I fuck the stock market with my peenits?
>>62478380Why are dead cats bouncing I thought they were dead
>>62478368>$8On its 2x sandisk fund I thought it was a short VIX fund lol my bad
>>62478375Technically crude at $80 is priced like pre-war oil but with the 20% fee Trump was talking about.
What do you guys think of Bogle's investing philosophy?
>>62478377Yes because the next earnings for Google will have the valuation of Anthropic go from 380 billion to 965 billion, last quarter Anthropic's valuation alone was about half of Google's profit, Google also delayed their contribution to Anthropic so the latest round of funding in which Google gave Anthropic $40 billion to spend on Google's cloud, itwill only show up as $10 billion, the amount they pledged in q1 but delayed so it would show in their q2 earnings and their $40 billion will show up in their q3 earnings, Anthropic will likely IPO by then, calls on Google as their "profits" will be record breaking
For weeks I have been waiting for a proper 3 day exit pump. I'm bit asking for much, just 3 days of green in AI stocks
>>62478358but at the same time, not bad enough
Am I the only leveraged retard here?
>>62478388Retarded bugman philosophy. If you think you can't best the global index, go ahead, bogle.
My 401k always seem to invest at the weekly picotopI hate kikesProceed with investment advice
I fucking hate koreans so damn much. I hate their disgusting food. I hate the way they talk. I hate how fake their entire society is. I hate how degenerate they are. I hate the way they always talk shit behind your back. I hate their fucking music. I hate their fucking fans. I hate their niggerfied culture. I hate their stupid faggot names with 20 dashes. I hate how every market their filthy fucking gook hands touch turns into a complete circus freakshow. I hope Kim burns their entire country alive.
>>62478388Safe and reliable. Not enough adrenaline pumping through my veins. Just how I like it
I just got approved for Futures trading. What am I in for, /biz/?
>>62478398Please tell me this is in your tfsa lmao
>>62478408$350k is
OIL Baron Status?
>>62478402The food is amazing. Agree with the rest.
>sndk -13%>MUGODS -5%
Ordering taco
>>62478414More like sanDICK
>bad thing appears likely to happen soon>market: it's a literal nothingburger >doomers have predicted 18 of the last 2 *insert bad thing*>YOLO!!!>bad thing actually happens>market: OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED THISWhy is the market like this?
SOXL computer $133>SOXL computer $133SOXL computer $133>SOXL computer $133AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62478398I got 300k of SSO (In my RRSP >>62478408). Thats it though, deleveraged a lot 2 months ago. Really debating buying some TQQQ as this dump I wanted is never happening. Stuck in 7 digit hell, if Id just held my SOXL.
>>62478412longed before the pumping started. i just follow my algos buy and short signals like a bothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nee2ZFz539k
>>62478414I AM FINACIALLY RUINED
>>62478430What are you holding?
LMAOI got Samsung right at bottom yesterday, right before the Korea close when it was down 10%.I shit talked memory over the last month, and memory cultist screamed at me every day calling me retard. Now that they're dumping, and Samsung as 35% down from the high. I'm back in.I fucking did it. Already up 5%Eat shit faggots
>>62478436>Now that they're dumpingYou can just make your trades without assuming a bunch of retarded shit about other anons you know
>>62478426Nothing ever happens, except when it does. Its why we need to harass the doomers more here. They are more interested in their fantasy of a societal reordering where they are no longer at the bottom than making money. Their retardation fucks up the rest of our calibration. Total BANT death.
who's buying the dip?
When does the crab stop and pump resume?
>>62478443What dip nigger? This is a crab
>>6247843550% voo, 10% anet/crdo, 20% Chinese robots, 20% CROs. I do think biotech is about to have a HUGE testing bottleneck, though I might be 5 years too early.
>>62478441I've seen multiple posts with memory fags crying about selling the last few days. That was my signal I was waiting for to get back in.lol>>62477868>>62478100
Is tomorrow the ULTRA SLURP?
>>62478446The chart
>>62478445Google earnings see >>62478390
>>62478446I guess I'm just a retarded faggot then
Wtf, why is Korea pumping AFTER I panic dumped all my tech stocks this morning??
I sold all my oil to buy Soxl a few weeks backI'm sorry, everyone. This is all my fault.
OilDonald Trump best President everhttps://youtu.be/BC1kke-WgLo?t=75
>>62477736It not being priced in (the volatility, cycles, and up/down) ARE PRICED IN
>>62478464Shitty. What inspired that move?
>>62478463
>>62478426>why is the market faggotsThe market is us. It's humanity. The human race is faggots.
>>62478463>pumpingNot for long.
>>62478468FOMO what else XLE had been sideways for a while and trump told me the war was over It's a really small part of my port, anyway(cope)
>>62478463Don't worry l, it will crab before dumping tomorrow
>>62478412OiledIn my pipeRefined
>>62478426It's because the market was pricing in peace more than a return to war, I think. Things ramped up a lot over the wknd
I'm cautious to buy back in.
>>62478479This time is different, trust
get in DRAM/Sky henix/Micron nowit's about to moon and isn't coming back down for a while
nothings mooning until theres another peace deal shrimple as
>>62478483A tempting offer... just a question, though. Are your eyes slanted?
SK Hymen snd Sneedisk green right nao
Tactical nukes hitting Iran
>>62478449literally ALL the analyst consensus is strong buythere are really people out there just buying and selling stuff on gut feeling
>>62478486There'll be twelve this week
>>62478384Trampoline staircase
>>62478487yes and im just telling you that the memory train is about to leave the station and the next stop aint for about 3 years
>>62478492>analyst consensuslollmao even
>>62478323You're buying this chart? LMFAO
>>62478497>pls pump my bags bros
>>62478497Yeah next stop financial ruin. All board.
>>62478474I went on a couple dates with a Fort Mac chick, she was really into ball sucking. A month after I stopped seeing her word on the street was 5 guys from a rival frat had ran on train on her in a hottub. She was 19 but looked 15, I miss her.
>>62478486intervention is required to permanently gap the june 11 vwapthe good news is it's just a matter of time really
What stops us from getting "Direxion daily 50x bull semiconductor shares" like in korea?
>>62478499I wouldn't rape this chart
>>62478507The SEC not wanting investors to get raped in the ass
>>62478507I was looking for a Samsung 3x yesterday, theres not even a real Samsung 1x in America. Fucking weird ass country.
>>62478507a 2% drop would literally ruin you
>>62478513Better than chinks who dump every God damn day
why is futures green?
>>62478515Absolutely, I hate the Eunach state. Death to Emperor Xi.
>>62478517See>>62478456
Can the market just please start doing the sneedful again?
Is RKLB worth getting into now?
>>62478514MU doing a little something would make me a millionaire, a few naked calls on SOXXXL and im on a jet to epsteins island EOW
>>62478524When are you spiggers gonna fucking give it up
>>62478497Then there will plenty of time to get on.
>>62478526I only do naked 0dte spy options because it makes me feel alive. Win or lose its euphoric, tomorrows not guaranteed
>>62478524could be
did orange retard make his announcement yet? hopefully red tomorrow so i can buy back in dram even lower.
>>62478406An incredibly efficient way to lose money.Make sure you have a strategy and follow it religiously, over-trading and/or forcing a trade will ruin you.
Boots on the ground by tomorrow
>>62478542How many more weeks til trump is back in office?
I hate this bitch so much it's unreal
>>62478542shorted oil for taco Tuesday. will open more shorts at $85 if needed.
In a market where everyone anticipates a fed hike and rates stay steady is adjacent to a fed cut. Warsh will keep rates steady price stability will return without kneecapping the economy.
>chink trading on alibaba: -3%>green hang seng>aftermarket trading on the burger version: -0.5 to -1%I've never seen the chinks dump baba with a green hang seng before. Burgers seem to disagree with them too. Strange.
is intcel going back to 50?
I'm tired of waiting for bitcoin to go to zero. When is it going to happen ffs?
>>62478561>>62478558Those 2 and Kazusa are near the only fuckable parts of Blue Archive thoughbeit
I'm getting raped in all my memory stocks but I'm too stubborn to sell at a loss. Hoping we have at least a few green days left so I can break even.
>>62478572im holding that shit long term you'd be clinically retarded not to
>>62478563>digital dogshit is worth 60kRemind me again, what makes people think that shit is worth so much? you click the wrong link and your wallet is gone, at least gold is a physical object so it has the storage of value excuse. It also does nothing, all the altcoins spawned out of eth
>>62478572are you the guy who trippled his money with leveraged betting on memory and intel recently?>>62478570shit taste. https://nhentai.net/g/483448/9/
>>62478570Hoshino is the most fuckable one
sayonara retards
>>62478577Why long term?
most BA girls are pure sex. https://nhentai.net/g/440520/>baba's recoveringphew. i was about to lose a grand.
>bill kospi at it againWill the raping ever stop?
>>62478577Holding what? You do know the ETF monster eats your shit every month right?
>>62478586because after AI comes quantum AI which needs even more memory
>>62478580>at least gold is a physical object so it has the storage of value excuseI don't follow, why does something have to be a physical object to be a store of value? Consider the wild fluctuation of gold in the last year, how is this anymore a store of value than Bitcoin?
Folio’s getting drugged and graped overnight by Bill Kospi again
>>62478600there are anons itt who went all-in on soxl when it was around ten, held and are now millionaires.
>dram $55.65if it keeps going lower, maybe i didn't dun goof by selling. buy back in lower or dump into s.m.h and full port my roth with that.
saw a fucking gorgeous qt hapa at work today, she caught me staring and smiledaaahhhh fml why do I have to be married
if you want to bet on the anime industry doubling in size in the next couple of years, how do you do that? are there anime etf's?
>>62478596how many minutes for 1 share of SOXL?
>>62478613invest in kadokawa i guessbut fuck I hate those bastards.
imagine what happens to spacex price if their starship launch on the 16th explodes on the pad
>>62478615they are gf-experience girls who spend a day with you, flirt, laugh at your jokes, translate for you and treat you like their bf, except there's no kissing or sex. 1 share should do it.
>>62478504I'm sorry anon but I don't believe youI don't think there's a single attractive woman in all of Alberta
do people actually like having their balls sucked?it feels horrible and cant be good for your sperm count
>>62478449Lol>cry about selling dram>cry about selling snxxBut did anyone tell you what I did with that money?
What stonks can I throw a couple $1000 each at to profit off the “war”? $10k max to play with
Korea is shitting it up again
>>62478625I have always hated itFeels badBall play is good tho
is money flowing out of korea and into china? is that why baba has been pumping lately?
>>62478619how do I Bill KOSPI?
I can't pump!
>>62478622Huh?
>>62478629It's always the same. Opens, pumps a little and then completely shits the bed.
Chuds, I don't think woke Odyssey is going to fail
>>62478645Well there’s no accounting for taste
>>62478634Thermonuclear strike on Jerusalem if I'm being honest
>>62478645when will Nolan be exposed for the hack he is
Hynix investors enter wall street facing the wall
>>62478650Should have been Tenet
>>62478651Based Goya enjoyer
>>62478613Companies like KyoAni seem to be private, but the information level is really poor because no one before has ever considered investing in anime companies.
>>62478363there is no such thing as TACO for this, he has 0 control but he'll keep lying about that he cant go to Iran and say oopsie lets just forget about it, lets open the strait
>>62478620Gordon Gekko would be on the phone within the hour shorting NASA stock.
>>62478650i enjoyed seeing elon call him a pathetic worm of a man. called that tom holland guy a cuck too.
>>62478662Elon's a joke too for the jeetvasion.
>>62478662Nolans dark knight trilogy was amazing desu.If current movie wasn't woke people would have loved it.
>>62478655oopies into a taco is bullish
>>62478654>>62478613Toei Animation is publicly traded, SONY owns crunchyroll. idk, you could buy Akira dvds at estate sales and try to corner the market on certain physical releases before the inevitable AI censorship regime begins.
if you liked DRAM at 55 you're gonna love it at 45.
>>62478655I am starting to think electing a mentally handicapped person as the most powerful person on earth was a bad idea.
KOSPI broke below 6600 looks like my MUs are fucked
>>62478674Do people know original web comic of kurumi ends with kurumi becoming a whore too
What do you anons think of this mix for a non-taxable account?XLI VDC VPU XLV XLE VYMI FPADX
Gooks...
>>62478682I did not know that, thanks anon.
Damn, MU getting chunked right now
>DRAM GOING TO 50
SELL AND SHORT/INVERSE ETF NOOOOOW DOOOO IT IT WON'T RECOVER FUCK
Kekaroo the 3x Korea ETF is now worthless
i don't like DRAM anymore
