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> futures
kospi up 5%
This meager pump is going to make the shotgun blast to the face even funnier
>>62482277Cross postI literally tore her hymen
>>62482290literally what is upnot even kioxia is up
Predictions on whether Korea can keep their markets in the positive with momentum continuing upwards by the time they close? I haven't seen them be able to do that in a little while.
>>62482295She snuck one of those blood packets for movies into her pussy
>>62482300k
Geez that wasn't even a crawl up it just shot above 7k.
>>62482297sk hynix and Samsung both retard pumping
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT KOSPI
Everything is going to be fine.
>bin kospi>literally rapes you for holding overnight and feeling too confident>can be warded off but only if eat a whole box of jello puddin pops before midnight
Is IBM going down 25% a sign of ai going not as expected
>>62482280OOHHH GOODY
Saw gooks eating crab legs at Costco today. Made me bullish for KOSPI even tho it’s hang seng gooks.
nuke the gooks already ffs
>>62482310This is financial advice btw
>>62482314Please don't say the g word.
>>62482321You will never be Asian
>>62482314>crab legs at CostcoWait what
>>62482323I know.
Why tf did I sell yesterday
>>62482324not from the food court but you can get them in the seafood...shits like 80 bucks though
>>62482311IBM literally said they didnt make as much money because everyone is spending on memory and datacenters
>kospi +6>nasdog + 0.018?
Question for the room: does the Hanguk stock exchange use the PEG ration as one of their metrics? And if so, what is the PEG of SK Hynix? I want to know how far and how fast the SOB has gone before I even think about sinking money into it.
>>62482326Wait 10 minutes and you'll see why
>>62482334
>>62482325We do say that word here
>>62482295>I literally tore her hymenWhat if the nigger couldn't tear it, what if he had performance anxiety and became limp or some shit, or he didn't tear it all the way? You'll never know for sure... Proceed at your own risk.
>>62482339I have noticed Gemini behaving a bit more based lately.
>>62482342Cmon now
After all those restless nights of praying to God that I'd become a better person if the stock markets could go green again to save my portfolio, it's finally happening. is this a sign?
>Admit fault>Crash your stockWhat the fuck is IBM's problem. Just shut your fucking mouth, mister businessman.
any surgical hymen replacement stocks?
>>62482348Are you ready to live up to your end of the bargain though? Koreans are prepared to dump violently depending on your answer.
Gold is now out performing KOSPI month over month.
>>62482311If AI goes as expected there is going to be a lot more disruption, and there are going to be winners, and there are going to be losers who get buried.But IBM missed their earnings in an environment where not exceeding expected beats is automatic cock and ball torture, so idk if there's much more to it than that.
>>62482350Stop
>>62482349They also mentioned the drop in demand from Indian outsourcing firms like Accenture now that a white dude and an AI assistant can do the job of 100 jam boys trying to move all your server infra onto some dog shit IBM service they all learned in their totally real and accredited Indian college.
>>62482346Leave all that aside, kissing the lips that have been sucking negro dick is reason enough to end it... or at least not take it serious. Just ponder about that for a second.
>>62482321
>futures
100% cashfags here. Just made a nice chunk of change in a matter of minutes. Thank you Koreans.
anon it was ketchupim sorry i had to tell you like this
>>62482350Just the hymen guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1-dUyMevc
>>62482362Maybe you guys are right. I'm gonna text her and say it's not working out
Is the Iran war bullish or bearish?
>>62482378Of course we're right, when have we ever been wrong?
Uh bros, Kospi just plunged down to +5.7%?
>>62482384>>62482378She's blowing up my phone calling me do I answer. Her stuff is at my apartment because she lives with me what's the best course of action
>>62482388Do you have any agency of your own? No wonder you can only settle for a coal burner.
>>62482387huh no almost up 7%
>>62482378You don't have to end it here and now, maybe look for another hoe to put your dick in before ending it? You know something like finding a better job before you quit the shitty one, are you catching what I'm throwing out here?
>>62482392You guys told me to break it off help me out she won't stop calling
>>62482388Tell her the only way that you will keep dating her is if she steals all the money from her parents and Market buys micron with it
>>62482387>>62482393You still have the whole rollercoaster ahead of you today buds.
>>62482303Do you have a version of that but with firefly?
>>62482393It's back down to +6.07%... How is the Korean market so bearish these days?
>>62482402No. This is the best google could do.
>US dollar up 20% against gold the last 3 months>US dollar up 15% against Bitcoin the last 3 monthsWhen will you retards realize the best store of value is green?
>>62482388>what's the best course of actionI mean if you feel like it, she comes over and you fuck her is the best course of action at the present time, in my humble opinion. If you don't feel like it, don't answer simple as.
>>62482399I answered and she's crying really hard begging me not to do this and she loves me and wants a future with me
Rate my boomer portfolio>SCHD, PFF, JEPQ, JEPI, VIG>Paper gold, silver, platinum, palladium that I will withdraw one day to buy real shit>SGOV for emergenciesThe entire thing is less than 1% of my total investments
rip Lindsay graham. this pump is for him.
>>62482404You can make an entire year of gains in 5 mins on kospi
>>62482367Curse you, Berkley!!
>>62482409Thanks anyways bro.
>>62482416military industrial complex weaps
I am still making money off of sneedisk and sneedisk accessories>big kusa edifionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62482334Nevermind, Google AI is actually being helpful for once.
>>62482418
>>62482413Just tell her you are a homosexual, always have been. Ticker: GRND.
>>62482426I'll just tell her I'm not attracted to her anymore. Close enough. She said she's leaving work early and needs to talk while she's sobbing on the phone
>>62482423Didnt you lose a shit ton of money
Wtf is happening in Korea. Does people panic sell one day and the fomo buy the next? I have never seen anything like this.
>>62482430Can you stop writing this fanfiction I'm trying to masturbate
>>62482431Can't earn a shit ton of money without losing a shit ton of money.
>>62482436Wish I was kidding, but you guys know best
>>62482435Probably saw a bit of green and went in revenge trading thinking they can make it back. Or it's finally done being a retarded dumpfest, who knows.
>>62482430Just tell her you're gay, it much easier. Tell her you only dated her because you like black men and that's the closest you'll ever get to negro dick.
>>62482442Not for a single second do I think youd be dumb enough to dump your girlfriend over the phone at work for merely dating a black man, especially since the last ten years of israeli brainwashing has taught girls to racemix WITH KIDS, and youd dump her just for dating one.Because a 4chan thread told you to right? Epic 4 teh lulz dood!!!! Shut the fuck up.Now talk about stocks.
>>62482435Yes, and they are borrowing money hand over fist to do it because their own government is telling them to do so. And that money is apparently going into the hanguk equivalents of SNXX. They love leverage.
>>62482435I think the biggest reason is they're riding the euphoria of skhy retard pumping in the states combined with the fact they're due for a day. Could still reverse. If not that's why.
>>62482447I'm just listening to you guys, since everyone here looks out for each other
why is KORU just frozen?
>>62482453Holy shit you are annoying. Off topic.
>>62482457K I'll stop
>GREEN CIRCUIT BREAKER IS ABOUT TO BE DEPLOYED
>>62482459Ticker for this feeling?
>>62482465VOOLike a handjob that feels worse than when you do it yourself, but you still cum.
What's the purpose of KOSPI's green circuit breaker? Why do they kneecap themselves when things are also going upwards?
>>62482465NGRRF
>>62482469You can fuck yourself both ways. It gives people time to cool off and maybe think twice before they buy the top.
>KOSPI trading like a shitcoinwtf is wrong with these Koreans?
>>62482469>It's real:0
>>62482468Immaculate description.
>>62482355
>>62482477These are present in Europe as well. Some markets will turn the stock off for the rest of the day if it trips 3 times.
>>62482469We have it too after GME, basically the kikes just change the rules however they want so they win.
I haven't looked at my portfolio in 3 weeks
>>62482484Calm down GameStop schizo. INHD got green circuit breakered like 3x before it finally got a T12 halt. People had multiple times (which is good) to realize they were getting into some clear pump and dump but still held.
why did soxs halt
>>62482486its mostly crabbing probably unless you're all leveraged or you had options
>>62482489Just saw this. My sources say too much volume
DRAMBROS ARE WE BACK
>kospi flips red todayi feel like it's had enough time, right? just can't hold that much vol, risk managers holding guns to heads
>>62482497no, koreans are selling again, sorry
>>62482488>no really, we do this for your benefit!lol okay.
Saars
>>62482500Depends. If retail has been completely liquidated it should go green for awhike until the next profit taking session.
WTFWTF
>>62482503You might be calm and collected but most people aren't. It's why the statistic says 90% fuck up on contracts and options. Normies need time to calm down otherwise they'll make retarded decisions.
>>62482503You'd have a point if there were no red circuit breakers and only green ones.
My racism, bitterness, and prejudice led me to believe KOSPI and especially SK Hynix were going to rug hard tonight. Am I just early still?
You guys think AI/tech stocks will be in the green again tomorrow? With all these earnings reports coming out in the near futures, I fear even one missed earnings could tank the entire sector.
Anyone actually sell their DRAM on monday?
>>62482517I am selling tomorrow on open
>>62482517I actually unironically sold some of my SKHY and SAMSUNG holdings (in an ETF) at the bottom. Well, still was up and it might be a bull trap, but it's funny how it really always is buying the top and selling the bottom. I'm still heavy on semis anyway, so if DRAM will do well, my other semis will do well too.
You know what sucks ass? The next 10 to 15 years that we're going to spend in recession and bear market will not bring as crazy gains as we're having now BUT the govt will print money like crazy to put out the fire, diminishing any gains we've received so far.
>>62482520Smigga, it’s going to $100+ soon enough. I’m betting before September. Grow balls. Ride the Gook.
>>62482530I’m going all in at the pico bottom boss
>korea has to catch up to THISinsane tbqh
>>62482530Just time the market bro. It's that easy.
>>62482531The dump shook me. I want to take profits>Smigga, it’s going to $100+ soon enough. I’m betting before September.Fuuuuuck
If DRAM ever recovers to its previous ATH, what are your selling target prices, bros? A part of my wants off this ride, but I also want to see how high it can go.
>>62482534Or the small float of ADR baggies get dumped on. Seems more likely..
>>62482538>IfThat's a pretty huge if. While I'm bullish on the sector, it still hasn't broken the downwards trend, it just moved from buyer's to seller's territory.
>>62482506How do you know if the downward trend is over? When it starts going up again?
>>62482431nope, I still have all my sneedisk shares at an average of $962.73; and I'm overall up a decent amount on SNXX in the past three and a half months when accounting for past realised profit and my current average at this time ($23.91)believe it or not i'm actually quite good at this.
>>62482534>>62482539yeah when i saw this today i thought "oh, SPCX again but faster"
>>62482546I would have sold call spreads or bought a put spread but the options are terrible as expected. Bid/ask is way too wide.
>>62482541> I'm hyper bullish on the sector, but I also believe the ETF comprised entirely of companies from that sector will underperformHello?YesI just heard some really good investment advice
>>62482545Does this mean you made 23.91 total
I don't want to danceDance with you baby no moreI'll never do something to hurt you, thoughOh but the feeling is badThe feeling is bad
ayo babe what sum fuck
>>62482544Realistically no knows. Personally I just think that if retail is liquidated we are through the worst of it for awhile. Remember the first few days was foreign institution dumping and the gooks panic selling in response. After they got liquidated the institutions bought back in for cheap, which explains why it was green for once yesterday.
KOSPI needs another quarter boss
>>62482553Not an investment advice, not a financial advisor.>>62482561I'm looking for earnings to start pumping. The previous leg was earnings based too. Otherwise we'd be in a permanent selloff already.
Bill KOSPI doing the halftime show at the Phillies game
>>62482560Ayo, in bez south european, people dont looks like that, he unironically looks like a gringo
>>62482415I'd ditch jepi and pff
>>62482567For what it's worth I don't think the fundamentals have changed. Memory is still the primary bottleneck for AI growth and despite all the FUD being spammed by META and APPL, AI is still very much the front and center of capex spending. IBM tanked today because the CEO was frustrated and screaming that they were losing chips to AI lol
>>62482577>IBM tanked today because the CEO was frustrated and screaming that they were losing chips to AI lolhe's just seething because nobody wants what IBM has to offer. it was nice of him to pump the chips sector by tanking his own company's stock.
Hey anons what took it so long for robinhood stock to take off? If you can actually say that it took that long anyway
Now that we survived the market correction, what are our target prices?
You guys DO want kids that look like you...right?Financially speaking
>>62482577Agreed, that's why I'm in semis in general, it's just unnerving to see everything keep sliding down. Meta memo actually revealed they're doubling down on buying chips, so that concern has mostly vanished and Apple has revealed some info about how they're trying to play around the RAM/Memory shortages in the future (confirming that there will almost certainly still be large shortages in the future), so it's all positive signs for now, but even now KOSPI is still somewhat sliding down. IBM comments can be chucked as a pure cope though.This is pretty rough patch to witness. I wouldn't blame anyone taking profits and just peacing out completely.
>>62482561>bought back in for cheapits over anon, any pumps is just a dead cat bounce from now on. you dont recover and push ATH again from a 50% drop in a hot bubble market
>>62482572He's just extremely tanned in this. TANMAXXED. His features are not Americana.But it's obviously not Pitbull. It's Gigi D'Agostino. This is also just a few days old, so it's the newest free grok AI.https://youtu.be/w15oWDh02K4?si=Cx1u0EjrCknIj0-dIf you tan every day in summer in southern europe, you can achieve that, but it's likely the maximum achieveable.
WHY THE FUCK IS KORU GONE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? THE KOREANS ARE PUMPING AND I CAN'T BUY KORU WTF WTF WTF WTF
20 dollars of chatgpt I'm trying out Gemini next month
>>62482594Let me reach my early retirement goal first before you ask me about kids, boss. Those things would require me to double that shit probably.
> KOSPI
we're still in the same KOSPI channel
>KOSPI trying to break outHonestly, if KOSPI goes beyond 7360+ that'd be probably pretty huge.
>>62482594>having kids in the hell of the K shaped economyIm basically dooming another generation, if i dont make it then no kids, i got a brother anyway he can keep the bloodline going
>>62482607cringe and kys please
>>62482607>3X leverage or nothingI’m going to tattoo this on my neck
>>62482619>only 3x
>>62482609Kids are cheap if you do what niggers do and don't get married and collect single mother benefits. Snap, ebt, wic, medicare etc. I made the mistake of doing the right thing and getting married first.
>kospi
David SOXL wearing a pair of SOXS socks and a DRAM on his pants when?
you niggers really know how to beat an in joke to death huh
>>62482623why is it the white man who represents america
Bets on whether KOSPI can still stay green by the time markets close?
>>62482633Agreed, all the Kospi jokes are putting me to sleep.
>>62482639I doubt it, they just killed a stock influencer in Korea people will run for the exits soon
>>62482599No refunds
>kospi today>kospi over 5 days
>>62482639It'd be pretty shocking if it dumped this hard. The question now is more about whether they'll break out, though it doesn't look that great currently.
>>62482648exactly, ETF makers shouldn't be able to just shut down their leveraged ETF because it's gonna pump
>>62482639My chart analysis tells me -15% tomorrow
>>62482622Can you leverage penny stocks? I never thought about that until now
>>62482599Another victim of the ETF monster
SOXL is literally the KOSPI at this point
>>62482660That’s funny, what a bunch of cock suckers. The market is actively rigged against everyone but (((them)))
>>62482554>Does this mean you made 23.91 totalNo.
Anyone gulping the IBM dip today?
>>62482666Semis in general are a one big trade. If you overlap KOSPI with some semi ETF's, then they generally match pretty well, though KOSPI tends to be much more beta, which would make sense to port into if it'll start going back up again.
>>62482673We left this shit in the 90s unc
>>62482280I get the Cosby, not the Asian part?
>>62482280So any thoughts on Anthropic? I kind of want to buy hard but I know buying IPO is fumb.
>>62482295I'll take what is hymen restoration surgery for 500 alex
>anon's gf got BLACKED
>>62482673I sold IBM after the whole holocaust fiasco
>>62482623>>62482607Don't worry anon, I got the name puns and had a laugh.
>>62482654Actors and people that talk about movies like it was a life experience are fucking completely insane
fagox is not that bad
>>62482692If it behaves like SPCX you could make a profit by just buying on open and selling when it does that first pump.
>>62482713I tried that with Palintir. Bought 300k at open, made 26k. If Id held Id have 4m after its recent collapse.Its a good idea though, hold for 8 hours, sell, buy back after reality hits. Just need to figure out how and if its even a good hold.
the KOSPI is barting
kospi might hit a 2nd tower today
Dammit. My dad wanted to buy the dip, but I blocked him and told him the market was too schizophrenic. I cost him quite the gains.
>>62482742Looks like they're running out of momentum.
meme line still holdin up
Are you ready for the AMD pump to 700 followed by the pump to 1000, /smg/?
>>62482746Kek tell him to fomo in at open so he can get heemed when Trump tweets again
>>62482755What did Lisa reveal?
It's a long way down.
SOXL needs to drop intcel and amd and replace them with sneedisk and hk hynix
>>62482517Nah sold at 69 a while ago
What percentage of your portfolio do you guys allocate to individual stocks vs diversified ETF(s)?
>>62482746March 30th, you are a retard, July 14th, I would not worry about it. Market is schizo as fuck, and I dont see the choppyness going before AOC sweeps the house and senate.
>>62482772>sold at 69
>>62482769that would be far too OP when both pooomping and dooomping, especially now that sneedisk is semi-regularly dumping double digits now
Let's hope he's wrong.
>>62482774Best advice I got when 27 is diversity doesnt work for a 6 digit portfolio. Id stick to 3-5, probably 3.
>>62482782Kek
IBM is a precursor to what's going to happen to memory companies if it looks like they're going to have a miss, or they actually miss.Except IBM is a gentle introductionit's not up 10x like memory lol
>>62482782My cousin bet on Mexico becuase of the Simpsons prediction.
>>62482758This is openAI? wow
>>6248277480% SPY20% SOXL and SNXXflipped to 20% SOXS and SNDQ when i sense its going to dump
>he bought useless corporate baseball cards instead of stockpiling physical food and petroleum productsThis general is so fucked for the unfolding energy crisis.
>>62482792How many barrels of oil do you have in your backyard?
>>62482792but I bought leveraged oil equities at 68$
>>62482792You imply I didn't buy a pallet of rice and beans yesterday.
>>62482800Do white people eat rice?
>>62482804Chinese robots up 1%, only 69% more to break even!
>>62482801No, they have this.
Holy Cosby computer
>>62482787It also could just be that IBM is a piece of shit thats been crabbing for more than 20 years
you vill buy my bags>PINShttps://youtu.be/Dc3YAINjlyE?si=nBMSrFluviUzCIgK
Use case for IBM?
>>62482791are you me?
>>62482809Doesn’t this also apply to Micron?
>>62482815System/360 will change the world!
Third moscow mule for the night :)
>>62482807>tfw risotto is just rice
>>62482497lets hope it lasts
>>62482823>unwilling to pay high access chargesLiterally that was the issue. I remember we once got like a 400 DeutscheMark (basically 200€) charge one month. After that we switched to a flatrate. I can't remember anymore if it was just internet or also phoning. I remember though that it was entirely my sister's fault>barrels of intelligence
i maded meatballs and imma stay up watching the sneedisk chart all night :3
>>62482838Looks good but that’s a lot of onions
>>62482838what's your protein mix?
>>62482838Gonna simmer it in sauce or eat it by itself?
>>62482838Good carmelization
>>62482831NOT MY FRIEND BILL KOSPI
>>62482839It's spaghetti
>>62482838is that garlic, looks good brah
>>62482838>subtle silvershillingFood looks good though, which is not easy to capture with camera, especially for meatballs
Good morning sirs, smog in Mumbai is beautiful this morning. MU is at 1000, finally family can feast on Sajhep's Premium Streetfood.
>>62482839yeah i prediced some for later in the week and ziplocked them>I still felt he used too many onions, but it was a very nice sauce>>62482841tonight just 85/15 ground beef, sometimes i'll do a beef/pork mince combo>>62482842just placed the reserved meatballs into the batch of sauce i have going a minute ago>pic related>>62482854yup
>>62482838i had meatballs tonight too (frozen KR brand cooked in the microwave)
I wasn't here during the IBM situation. Did anything funny happened?
>>62482836Your pic is blowing my mind. Im now sold on AI. I know Im way too late but curios how to invest. Not the picks and shovels shit that's already 100x but real AI.
PYPL
>>62482885WTFWTF
>>62482885Weirdest stock that haunts my dreams. It was perfect. I love the product, 30% growth, low PE. Stock kept going down year after year after year. Never understood it.
>>62482885PYPL
>>62482864Kek
WHERE IS THE FAG THAT WAS SAYING YESTERDAY THAT SHORTING THE SKHY ADR WAS FREE MONEY????????WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>62482878based kroger enjoyer; i actually had frozen chiggen meatballs last night too, nothing wrong with some frozen slop and good ol' chef mike on a busy weeknight
>>62482879>Wait, IBM still exists?
If stocks go up enough tomorrow, maybe I'll be brave enough to look at my portfolio.
>>62482899He got liquidated. Same as that MSFT shill jeet who was seething over memory stocks for a week straight while they were down.
>>62482920Mine is still red* until we get another +7.5% in semis.*Not actually as red as it appears because I took profit at the last high but started buying back in after it dropped for a couple days, buy in price is now inflated.
Should I short IBM? Seems like its going to go bankrupt
>>62482879Not really. I just feel like a moron for not shorting IBM and Accenture as soon as AI got good enough to the point that 1 white guy with Claude was good enough to replace 1000 jeets a year ago. Would've been the easiest short in my life if I had the conviction to actually fuck with contracts. But I am at peace to watch them burn from a distance.
>>62482838damn im jelly. i just air fried some ikea meatballs I had in the back of my freezer
>>62482934You're a little late boss. I closed my August call spreads for like 90% max profit this morning.
>>62482311Indian Business Machine, they got redeemed. They aren't tech or AI, just scams all the way up and down.
>>62482924Here he is>>62474819
>>62482942Seems like theres a lot of room to fall. They should lose AT LEAST the AI pump which is another $100 (-45%).
Beware complacency, oh wanderers of /smg/.Have you felt the silent divergence building in the market’s hidden architecture? The growing fracture between ES, NQ, and YM? The VIX has stirred... a faint yet unmistakable gap upward.A foreboding wind now blows.
>full port ibx
>>62482956Bullish for semis?
>>62482956You're that retarded goyim with the anime avatar! How has getting gaped by jeffybulls using your anus like free real estate for the last 6 months felt? You sore yet? Or are you used to getting stretched out at this point?
>>62482944>>62482899who would short SK Hynix with a PE of 18 or so after that obvious dump to liquidate all koreanleveragers? lol
>>62482920>mfw I have to look at my port today because I need to handle some failing options before they're worthless
>>62482963No he is not me.I have decided not to continue posting under that avatar since faggots (basically just you really) lose their shit, along with the many beggars who ask for my advice, instead of anyone arguing with the point I make, which is the only reason I post.I am still bullish, diaperfaggot.
>>62482969Nigga you've been the laughing stock of this board since you started using the goyim search trends for DD. You probably don't even have any sub hundo KMB shares even though you have to buy Depends on the reg to not ruin your pants from all that leaking you're doing downstairs.
>>62482969Wait>I am still bullishBut you are the gigabear poster with the darkeyed girl?
I will buy more MSFT leapsthat is all
Bought a small IBM bag, 25% off. I'm not missing out on big gains this time.
>>62482973No I don't buy undergarments for babies, this is true.It's a shame you didn't buy gold puts like I was saying before I got banned, you would hace 10Xed on something as boring as GLD.Keep buying your diapers and bitching about goys more than polfags bitch about jews, diaperfag.
Kospi can't stop poomping
>>62482994wow they might be reaching levels seen last week
>>62482998You shut your whore mouth you stupid bitch
KORU is Decaymaxxing
I timed the bottom perfectlyI bought Samsung two days ago when it dumped 10% in a day
>>62483002KORU isn't tracking
>>62482994It's going to crash eventually, and when that happens, I'm going to take the biggest loan I have ever taken, using my house as collateral, to actually buy the dip this time. Fuck bears. Should be getting about 6 digits, right? If not, I'll just lie about my income.
>>62482940are the IKEA meatballs any good? i've always wanted to try them but the nearest location is over an hour from me, so it's hard to justify the drive>>62482874i has finished, layered the spaghetti in the center, then beef & romano ravioli around the edges, then sauce & balls on, finished with a bit of alfredo sauce :3
>>62483011>when korea dumps>i will koreamaxxdo not act korean or you'll end up like them
>>62482969I liked your avatar posts, hence me mimicking you.
>>62483003Good job!
>>62483017I want to impregnate Sparkle and turn her into a mother.
Is Wealthsimple worth moving over to in terms of investing? Does anyone still use brick and mortar banks?
>>62482924The MSFT memory cycle is over guy made money if he did what he said he did. His thesis was wrong but that doesn't preculde you from making money. He's also said he's exited and that it was a short timescale trade.
>>62482899https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62435481#p62435719Nobody asks where these bears went. They only show up during downturns.
>>62483022if they're charging you $10 or any amount per trade then get out
niggers and jews
>>62483030LOLYou're replying to me and that post is mine. And look at me now.I missed the last month of memory going down 35%, and now I'm back in on the bounce as of two days ago.>>62483003
>sk hynix up 12%>DRAM up 1% AHErm is his shit etf broken?
>>62483025Okay but he was still seething over memory while telling others to buy into MSFT.
>>62482981So uh... where is IBM going to get that money?
>>62483043>>62483025Unironically, what make y'all believe it can't cost $0.09 again?
meme line was tested but holding
>>62483045Personally I'm old enough to remember msft turning the ship around on saas so I can't imagine it going back to 'we sell windows and windows accesories' prices. Even if saas is seen as threatened by AI.
>>62483040SK is 15% of DRAM so the math checks out
>>62482967We have no idea how closely SKHY will track the parent stock, if at all. It will certainly be hurt by Korean volatility. It is not a sure bet, anon.>US investors are paying 51% more than Seoul investors for SK Hynix stock, even after Seoul shares jumped nearly 13% Wednesday, July 15. The premium held as the Korean stock settled at around 10% up on yesterday's close>A 51% gap between two share classes of the same company rarely holds. Traders will likely move to close it in the coming sessions, which could bring sharp swings in either directionhttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/sk-hynix-stock-us-investors-030345865.html
>>62483040One day a few days ago SK Hynix was up 5% in Korea but the European 3x ETF of it was DOWN 30%. I'm still stewing.>>62483054>everyone else a complete flat 0%Waow what a coincidence
Its going down!
>>62483058WHAT
>>62483062Down he, said!
>>62483040if you want to capture korea upside in memory buy KMEM instead
I'm investing in nuclear. Gotta power those data centers some how. Now if only the Eurocucks are willing to overthrow their governments and finally get air conditioners I will become a very rich man.
>>62483058Market pricing in potential for bearish PPI numbers. Market will be wrong, and we will pump before NY open.
>>62483057DRAM is tricky because it only updates during NASDAQ trading hours. This means any dumps from Korea is immediately reflected in the morning, while pumps from NA aren't necessarily reflected in Korea. It also holds a bunch of stuff like MU and SNDK, which can drag it down even as KOSPI goes up. I won't pretend to say I did the math and it all checks out, but all these factors means it's hard to pump unless there's a straight run-up momentum like what happened over the spring.
>>62483070>it only updates during NASDAQ trading hours.eeeeeeerm then wth are we seeing during AH
>>62483071that's obviously incorrect as it would create the most comically huge arbitrage of all time
>>62483074
>>62483056This could only mean to buy KOSPI Hymen? It'll either bring NASDAQ down or fucking soar. It'd be either a wash or a win.
Migrate when ready. I'm going to bed hopefully I didn't jinx it.>>62483079>>62483079
>>62483081You didn't jinx it cutie
>>62483074Shhhhhh, dont give away my secret.
>>62483013Man, I have 7m and I just ate sardines and protein powder. That looks so fucking good, and clean.
ITS OVER IRS FUCKING OVER
Options flow on SPY and QQQ is now indicating prices will be range bound for next two months. The Iron Condor will be feasting on summer crabs.