late night edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62494882
>LOSE YOUR SHIRT MONDAY
>futures
Heheheheh
I hate Trump and MAGA so much it's unreal
>>62495634god damnit Cramer is gonna ruin my shorts
>lose your shorts Monday
>>62495642could you HODL if MU goes to $500? I want to buy it at $500
Can someone explain why gas prices are so low relative to 2022? Back then it was political event, right now it's actual supply cut. Also how come europe in 2022 rushed to fill winter storage despite extraordinary prices while now it's just one collective yawn
>>62495642lose my shirt and my shorts? ay I'm naked ova heahhfuhgedaboudit monday this stock business is for wise guys only
>inverse Cramer ETF
>>62495638Thanks, chinese bot.
>>62495654Zion Don fucking sucks ass thoughDon't need to be a chingchong to see that
You guys are positioning your portfolio accordingly for the coming market collapse after oil prices spike, right? The buffers that existed when the war started are all gone except for the US SPR drawdown which will cease by the end of September at the latest
Good Afternoon Death to Israel
>>62495649Because the US has an oversupply of natural gas, the US became the world's largest natural gas exporter surpassing Qatar and Australia because of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, oil companies are actually paying for companies to come and collect the natural gas and to store it in oilfields like the Permian Basin
>>62495660they'll just guide ships through and there will be a glut of oiloil to $0 like during covid
>>62495668nhh
>>62495668and a Death to Israel to you too!
>>62495649Also Asian nations have turned back to using coal to meet any shortages they have from lack of natural gas imports, so demand destruction in Asia is keeping prices low as well
>>62495622Believe all baggies
For everyone bagholding: are you prepared for Pic related. Rest of month is going to be red.
My shit smells like shit
>>62495674Pretty much the only ships exiting are those of Gulf nations doing ship-to-ship transfers in the Gulf of Oman as most of the oil tankers that were stuck have left, those third party ships aren't going back there and the UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain keep losing tankers so even the ship-to-ship transfers will stop shortly
>>62495634Guess monday is the bottom
>>62495686Scrumptious. Bought dram and skhy puts today that were printing prior to close. Need my tendies
>>62495659>muh stocks tanked cuz the prez>nevermind the literal year long pump manipulation he did HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP DOING IT DAMNIT!!!!!Kek what a bitch
>>62495686I'm ready to slurp now, I wasnt ready last month.
It's bullshit TSMC only raises their prices 15% a yearthey do the hard workNvidia sends TSMC a design and Nvidia gets 80% margin on the sale of that GPU lolTSMC is just letting the designer companies take everything
>>62495668>>62495679TKD my niggers
>>62495692Idk man, I’m schizo’d so hard I don’t even think the War is real.
NIGGER SUPPORT: REJECTED!
>>62495692>"Today, I am pleased to announce that this effort has resulted in more than 100 MILLION Barrels of Oil making its way through the Straight, and into the Open Market. More than 200 Commercial Ships have safely traveled through the Strait."[...]>ABC News confirmed the Times' report that, as of late last month, approximately 70 commercial ships had been guided through the strait. In addition to the U.S. coordinating safe passageways, the Times reported that many of the vessels traveling through the strait had turned off their transponders to "avoid detection."Iran can't do shitOil to $0Read between the lines nerd
>>62495697yeah dude fighting wars for Israel is le heckin based and so is pedophilia whooooaaaa
>>62495705Trump officially restarted the war on the 7th, he sent a letter to formally notify Congress on the 10th, the US has been launching strikes on Iran for 7 consecutive days now and is targeting infrastructure which is new, the peace deal crumbled do you think they will make a new peace deal in a hurry if at all?
>>62495700tsmc and the memory cartel can only raise prices by so muchmicron even put a price cap on some of their contracts because if they don't then demand dries up and they lose pricing powerthey are still benefiting from the absurd increase in demand but it's all artificial because it hinges on anthro pics and open gay eye turning a profit in the foreseeable future which is looking less likely every day
>>62495713That was last month, since then Iran has been attacking tankers using that route and more successfully, two were just blown up by mines moments ago and Iran successfully hit 3 tankers in a single day just a week ago, tanker traffic is way down
Did yall get NOGged? Thanks Trump !
>>62495716What is Nvidia going to do if TSMC raises prices?Nvidia would just have to accept it and lower their own margins.
>>62495720It's going to happen again and again. Iran can't make a dent in the USN. They'll guide ships through by force unscathed if need be. They give Iran a chance to make a deal or we take it from them.
>>62495713Also those were ships stuck in the Persian Gulf since the war started, most of those are gone and aren't going back in, most of the tanker traffic now are Gulf states doing ship-to-ship transfers in the Gulf of Oman
>>62495724See >>62495726It literally can't happen again and Gulf states are losing tankers
>>62495726It doesn't matter what it is now. We're in degrade mode. Next phase is project ramrod
>>62495729By ramrod you mean the world gets fucked from the oil price skyrocketing?
>>62495704>NIGGERBEARS see this and think it's a RED WEEK?LMAO
Bros, why is literally everything related to tech going down?
>>62495722they would have to delay spending to preserve their margins and maintain end product demand because any increase eventually flows to the end consumer either through lower wages and/or higher pricesit's less black and white and more of a balancing actand as with everything eventually semis and hbm will lose their moats if the insane margins continue to hold because the cure for high prices is high prices: either demand will come down or supply will come online when you least expect it>but the moats!those can't last when you post 80% margins quarter after quarter someone will eventually figure out how to do it (supply) or circumvent it all together (demand) likely through breakthroughs in the llms themselves
>>62495722>Nvidia would just have to accept it and lower their own margins.Premium cards, extra premium prices
>>62495737I boughtDUMP ETT
I'm all in on soxs I know you jews watch threads just to counterplay random people here. Want to take my money?
>>62495737market manipulation get ready to slurp it up
>>62495733you want to bet Iran's "cute" strategy will win when it has already been easily defeated go right ahead it's only money
>Iran firing missiles at Saudi Arabia>Omani route through strait of Hormuz completely closed>Houthis making noises about closing the Red SeaWeird how the oil market is so subdued despite all this.
>two US escorted tankers hit mines in the straitoh yeah, oil is gaping and raping to 100 on sunday open
>>62495755>easily defeated>Day 139 of Zion Don's 4 day Greater Israel SMO
boots on the ground will be announced on sunday
going to redeem one of my investments in frozen pizza tonight, i guess
I'm going to tel you guys a cheat code ETFNTSDI'll explain what it is.It's 1.5 leveragedbasically, SPY + international futures, monthly reset, not daily. Fees are .35%. Yes, a leveraged ETF with .35% feesBecause it uses developed market futures instead of trading equities directly, it saves on financing costs. The US portion isn't futures, though, but still leveraged ike any other leveraged ETF like UPRODrag is almost non existence because of the monthly reset, and using developed market futures, and the liquidity of SPY. You can expect less than 1%, with fees, combined with drag losses. Less than 1% losses. Maybe in extreme zigzag markets with big drops and big rallies it might top over 1% lossesThink of it like 90% VOO/SPY, and 60 VEA for a total exposure of 150%. Biggest blue chips in the worldBecause it's 1.5x, with developed market blue chips as a huge chunk the volatility of it is around what it is for QQQ. It's stable. Not as stable as SPY but you're getting 1.5x leverage here.Almost for free.You could full port it, and everything would be great.Pros>1.5x leveraged>diversified as is>low fees and almost no drag>low volatility for a leveraged fundCons>monthly reset but could be a huge pro if drag is your biggest concern>not broad market, just blue chip only but could be a huge pro as well depending on how concerned you are with volatility>no emerging markets or small caps but could be a pro if you are more concerned with volatility I tried hard to figure out cons but there's not really any.
>>62495774yet oil is going to $0
>>62495715Nigger giving congress a piece of paper doesn’t mean shit to me. I most definitely don’t believe anything the news has to say as well. Remember when most of “footage” of ships being attacked was fucken AI nonsense? This is all political theater.
>>624957822 more weeksI can't believe Iran hasn't just surrendered already with Peter the homosexual D tier Fox News host as Secretary of Defense
What are tech baggies gonna do now? They have no idea since they have no idea why they bought or whats happening they dont understand tech or economics or trading
>>62495751Nice try naughty goy but we just stalk your account directly. Specifically yours especially.
I bought UPRO a few weeks ago at the top and now it going down, But I didn't sell any now I have shorted some single stock names to counter it.What will happen to the market now that I'm somewhat hedge now
>>62495785>tech money goes into other thing>turns out other thing is less profitable>money goes back into techwhoa..
>>62495779samescreamin sicilian (ticker: SCSI)
>>62495777He will taco out of that 50 times before they actually manage to place those boots. Also nobody knows or cares about the war anymore, agriculture is skyrocketing. A food company I was monitoring went up. Gold is dumping
Wait why are you retards talking about Iran hitting tankers or something? This isn't April, this is July. Trump signed the treaty of Versailles. Why does this matter again?
>>62495785Don't mistake this dip for capitulation. The retards who think LLMs are intelligent haven't changed their minds. They'll buy the dip with every last dollar they have. Wait until the users of "AI" start coming out and saying they're scaling back because it wasn't improving productivity that much. That'll be the first major leg down. The final crash will happen when the hyperscalers start cancelling data centers. Oracle will probably go under sometime soon so there's that as well.
>>62495802>Trump signed the treaty of VersaillesRip up that notion and throw it away entirely. Be sure to wipe your ass on it then piss whatever is left dry.
>>62495803is that why they keep dumping more into it cause they're realizing it doesn't work
>>62495638We know.
>>62495791From your posts i see you are an expert in oil market, naval warfare, tech, geopolitics, trading, natural gas, Ukraine and Iran wars and seething about Drumph,,,,,,a BLOWHARD
>>62495803>Wait until the users of "AI" start coming out and saying they're scaling back because it wasn't improving productivity that much.already readng this on msm
>>62495653Not a thing anymore. I guess Cramer was not so wrong.
>>62495813Yet he works for Israel. Curious
>>62495780I prefer TQQQ
>>62495814and you are the real expert in all these things amiritetell us about ww3 and $200 oil chud-kun
>>62495803all of what you said has happened, you just haven't been keeping up with the headlinesthe dump is a combination of that plus recession fears plus stagflation fears and rate hikesthe AI FUD is a catalyst and a symptom but isn't and won't be the direct cause of the dump
>>62495737trumps child (INTC) is getting their birthday party next week so all his buddies get a discount for the party ticket before it goes to 300
>>62495803Such a cynic and a pessimist babe. Goodnight from the english channel.
Everyone who said oil was heading back to 27 feb prices was right.I didn't expect that, it's pretty insane.So I think everyone here that's bearish is wrong.
>>62495795the final TACO will before the November midterm elections preapre your funds for that month
>>62495833that why I went back into a leveraged oil position when price fell to $68 a week ago.
UPRO or SPXL? Which one is the better pick?
SCHD
Can this recover?
>>62495833and now look at it, over $80 again but this time there's no chance of an "oversupply" as tankers come out as those tankers trapped in the Gulf have largely already left over the course of last month, everyone but the US has finished their drawdowns and there's no 900 million barrel buffer as there was prewar and traffic has once again returned to the levels during the war, you also have Russia losing over 30% of its refining capacity due to Ukrainian attacks so now Russia is importing refined fuel, which means Turkey and Brazil will now need to find new supply for petrol and diesel
>>62495706why dont people react to my meme TA anymore :(
>>62495842buy SPYM for nowFollow this procedure1) if spy falls 10%, convert 50% of SPY to SPXL2) if spy falls 20%, convert all of it to SPXL
>>62495819He'll just taco
>>62495851I didn't hear this on the news, so it must not be importantThey'd mention a fuel shortage if it was real.
>>62495851Would be nice if all the empires decided to stop the wars.... Spice must flow.
>>62495792comfy cardboard mustache stuffed up the ol schnoz enjoying some za, enjoy anon
>>62495792i didn't know they were publictoo rich for my blood thoughit's red baron for me
>>62495854that doesn't answer what i asked
>>62495862Look outside. Trucks are still driving, look at flight tickets, they're unchanged.It's almost like we didn't lose 20% of the world's oil. It must be America's excess oil production or something. Trump must have done some fracking.
>>62495867Airlines cut routes and raised prices, United Airlines just said the increase in jet fuel cost them an extra $6 billion, diesel and petrol prices are still up and going to rise due to shortage of refined fuel
>>62495849not on my watch
>>62495865read 1 and 2 closely, and look for the ticker
frens how does one (me) benefit from the complete collapse of Russian refinery capabilities? financially speaking
>>62495635Thanks futuers animal webm anonI like your webms
>>62495849If it hits 6 ill buy.
Just dropped a giant steamer in the pot
>>62495887wow crazy
>>62495849It's owari da for real this timeChop. Chop.
>>62495881Buy oil equities outside of Russiaand considering Russia is sanctioned it happens to work out automatically like that
>>62495892Isn't it past midnight in Frankfurtistan?
>>62495898He just got home from stabbing a german leaving a gay bar, why do you think hes still awake?
>>62495898yes but ever since I dropped that probably much bigger steamer than anyone could ever imagine my whole body is in recovery mode and I went back to only sleeping a couple of hours then waking up. So I just sleep alot and drink water.
>>62495901no I didn't go out today but good guess
>>62495901Did he stab the German with his penis?
KEKmarkets
>>62495905I didn't stab anyone lately I am saving my sperm for a special person
Quick what do I buy before AH closes!?
>>62495910You and the babe poster should fuck
>>62495914soxl and hold it during the weekend
>>62495914Rheinmetall. Jk
I worked a full day today. First time I've done that in a while. Now I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cummmm.But VOO ain't doin it for me.
>>62495881>the complete collapse of Russian refinery capabilities?How do you profit from propaganda? By getting paid to spread it. Lmao idiots still fall for it 5 years after ghost of queef
>>624959142 large pizzas and a 20oz diet soda because you're watching your figure
>>62495873thanks then
>>62495917Schiz is unironically in Europe rn looking for him
>>62495653>it lasted 6 months and lost 15%>chad cramerDamn, where's his hand goin? Looks like he got some coochie
Thinking about how I could dump my money into a home and that would be my investment, just slow and steady increase as house prices rise forever
I think PINS user growth is gonna explode
>>62495903Did you at least use one of those fancy bidets?
>>62495918done!
i closed some of my bobo positions today because I've been gaped too many times by green dildos on monday peace deals
>>62495653>>62495818>>62495927there is a token promising to do it https://inversecramerindex.comi wouldn't trust it though looks like a scam
APOLOGIZEBAGGIESAND YOU MIGHT JUST GETMERCYA MERCIFUL DEATH, THAT ISHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>62495933sorry to have to tell you this but it won't go well
Good evening Death to Israel
it's just money bros... we can always make more if we are still alive...
>>62495953at least i'll feel something. being cash gang is boring
SOXL premiums are so high you can just live off selling way out of the money covered calls.
Did McDonalds fix their bread or something?Last time I ate it was 3 years agoand the best way to describe the buns was it was brittle and grittyI just ate McDonalds today for the first time in 3 years, and the bun seems better now than it used to be 10 years ago?We have any experts on this?
>>62495932Uhm... why would you ask that penelope?
>>62495941>being old enough to rember this shit>look it up>fkn donkey lips transooned?
hi mister kevinplease lower the ratesas my foot has fallen asleepthank you mister kevin
>>62495960alright. I hope you stay somewhat close to break-even
>>62495921What do you think of the special 3 day military operation going on 5 years with no end in sight?
>>62495970grim
>>62495968They're uncommon in America
>>62495634Ffffuuuuck I bought a put at close on a whim
>>62495921>Simps for this guy>Too retarded to know about Putins Jewish Grandkidslol, lmao even.
>>62495921why don't you visit Russia and see the gas lines for yourself
>>6249571370 ships in a month is not something to brag about when your normal daily traffic was over 100 a day
I had some good calls on COIN I bought last year, but wanted to wait until they were a year old so I only had to pay capital gains instead of income tax, unfortunately, it went from +50% to -50% by the time May came around this year. I suppose the silver lining is I'll get to claim the losses this year.
>>62495634There is actually no reason why cramer will be wrong when the market is downtrending and I just put 10k into SNDQ yesterday to make back all the money I lost on MUU and I am confident the downtrend will continue for a while.
>>62495979I personally think they are weird and I never use 'embut I bathe pretty often with all kinds of bathing products (foam, bath salts etc.)
But I'm down to one last breathAnd with it, let me say, let me sayHold me nowIM SIX FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKINGMAYBE SIX FEET AINT SO FAR DOWN
>>62495975Russia won with convicts, washing machine parts and no ammo according to nafo troons. All i see is seething now, its just one seethe op after the next the latest bring muh refineries. You would have to be an idiot to believe itPersonally I think Russia won. They can keep this up indefinitely slowluy gaining territory at no cost while the EU genocides the Ukrainian people and destroys its own economy
>>62496017do you genuinely believe that russia, even though it is assaulting heavily fortified ukrainian positions, is somehow losing less men than ukraine?
>>62496017Sounds like Russia's version of the forever Afghanistan/Iraq wars.
>>62495987 Why dont you visit the Graves of the 170,000 Europeans who died from no A/C because they spent all their money genociding millions of Ukrainians? Why dont you go see the imaginary gas lines? Why dont you visit the statue of the ghost of keeeeeev?
Korean day traders getting borderline personality disorder from sammy and hynix.
>>62496024nafo faggots still coping about kikeraine dying in mass instead of russians. fun facts, theyre both the same mongol mutt blood.
WHEN MOON
>>62496024Yes I believe 5 or 10 times as many Ukrainians died because of massive Russian artillery advantages. And i believe Russian casualties are heavily skewed to convicts and otherwise useless people who's dying benefits Russia. But i dont know and neither do you.
>>62496032>the 170,000 Europeans who died from no A/C because they spent all their money genociding millions of Ukrainians?take your meds>imaginary gas lines?I see plenty of them on videos. more entertaining than seeing the cattle getting droned with my tax Euros, though strikes on supply ships in the Azov sea are the best at the moment. I will pay 2x for gas if it means more ruscattle perish :)
>>62496048> i saw 3 videos of people standing in line and believe all government propaganda Congrats lmao
Unprotected Busting In PLUMP hairy lightly salted Iraqi pusssssy
>>62496062Wera d 3ent the Iraqis just fighting on behalf of Iran
>>62496050Yeah russians are winning, but also bleeding. Putin requested trump do mediate.I personally wish HIV STD ruspeople lose and pootin dies.
>>62495963i wonder whatever happened to the school bus driver that would always post here and tell us about his KO and MCD holdings while eating MCD
>>62496068Ahh you saw the 100s of Russia hiv threads spammed on pol, very organic just like the thousands of gas threads
>>62496081I don't use pol. My friend who uses pol always tells me there are lots of rusbots shilling on pol and he laughs at russians having HIV while being trad because he is a polish who hates russians.
>>62496066Iraqi militias. It’s complicated as would be expected of the region.
>rare earths>but what about UUUU they're earths or somethingAnnoying cultists.
>>62496034it's cool that they're gonna dump again on monday for no reason at this point
heh
>>62496087So you are repeating dumb shit spammed on pol muh hiv muh gas lines muh ghost of queef lmao Iand now you repeat it like an idiot pretending you are smartCongrats
>>62496101nobody is buying your shit ivanfuck off back to your /chug/ containment thread
Up or down Monday? What are people even looking for? Iran? Chinese AIs? Its so hard to tell what the narrative even is.
>>62496110Its funny that he never answers me bout pootins request to trump to mediate or russian hiv statistics. He just attacks random people to defend his rusfaith on a stock general. Mayebe he is a rusbot or a commie ai, or just a traitor chud.Jews are much better than rusbots desu.
>>62496120Multiple narratives going on same time.AI capex, chinese AIs, war, market valuation, sector rotation and so on.
>>62496099To be quickly cancelled for racism no doubt
>>62496125>why wont he ever answer me about Russia running out of ammo in June 2022 cuz muh ghost of queen samyule haydar
quite a few /smg/s today
>>62496000Based trips. Revenge trades always work out, gl anon
>>62496094USAAAAR only goes downshitty jeet stock
>>62495714Killing nigger shitskins is based, yes.
>>62496138I know this is sarcastic but there is no reason to expect micron or sandisk to actually pull out of their nosedive anymore now that koreans are just going to keep dumping until the whole hardware trade crashes. Things like 'value' or 'profits' don't mean shit.
>>62496132I didn't say anything about ammos or ghosts. Are you nuts? Just talk about stocks.
>>62496143Iranians are whiter than Israelis are though
>>62496141The thing is it was up a month a go until MP sued them because the jew that runs it is seething.
>>62496144Maybe if all of those koreans get liquidated there would be no more pipo to panic sell. No idea.
>>62496146Durka durka muhamed jihad
>>62496147MP only goes down too but not as much as USAAAAR with their useless Round Top mine and constant share dilution
>>62496144I heard 3% of entire korean population was liquidated. Kind of crazy, honestly. Would there be more?
>>62496151>Durka durka muhamed jihad
>>624961533% is not that much since they are a small population. But yeah I hope we liquidate them all already so memory can finally recover.
>>62496145You are blaming Russia because you made a shit investment
>>62496158I don't even hate russians i just think they are white north koreans. Why are you suddenly flaming me? Becuase i didn't praise russia on a stonk general?Why do you care about russians so much?
Why are the jannitorial staff blocking me?
>>62496171Somebody stole your wifi.
Never mind.
apparently widows/divorcees are treated like absolute trash in korea and are considered undatable no matter how hot they are or how good their personality is. with all the liquidations and probable suicides in korea right now, there are certainly lots of hot single early/mid twenties gooks out there that would date anyone as long as they're not full ported into 50x leverage semiconductor bull etfs.
>>62496162Not my problem you hate Russians for no reason but quit crying about them because you made a shit investment
>>62496184You need to impregnate them. (They'll divorce you and churn out divorcebuxx from you)
What is the likelihood of trump giving everyone a huge bribe I mean stimulus check just before the midterms?
>>62496184why isnt he grabbing her by the pussy
>>62496184Yeah all the hot 60 year old Korean women, grow up idiot
>>62496184I realized this is ai. Like letters dont look like any sort of writing system.
>>62495653I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Kramer.That video of his admitting futures are all made up manipulated bullshit and that he used to manipulate them all the time as a fund manager was what freed me from the cave.He is my own personal Morpheus.
Wtf do I do until monday
>>62496211alcohol, I picked up a bottle of spanish garnacha and a fifth of Eagle Rare 10 at MSRP
>>62496211Hit the gym. Meal prep. Clean your room.
>>62496218Amazing chad.
>>62496154I just like dead niggers, brown zoomcuck.
>>62496189Is we gettin a stimalus
>>62496189I really doubt he'll be allowed to lose, and not for the reasons you think.,I think when he goes, the plutocracy will want to see it happens with fireworks so that no one like him shows up again in the future. He was useful at a specific historical moment, but the Senatorial class doesn't actually want successive Caesar precedents. In fact, I bet the presidency will probably be pretty thoroughly gutted in favor of congress once he's out.
Bought SanDisk at 1500 God damn it.900 on monday is2g
I dont get it...
>>62496228/v/ here. I don't care if Nuts and Bolts isn't that bad. It's objectively trash because its a game no one wanted.
>>62496184Ukraine is the place to be if you are looking for a disproportionate amount of attractive women where there is a shortage of men. Go to Lviv or Odessa, it's fucking unreal. Attractive women everywhere and virtually no men.Most of them are desperate to get out of Ukraine to, which works massively in your favour.
>>62495668based
>>62496233Kek good luck not getting kidnapped and sent to the front lines
>>62496189I'm still waiting on trump to cap credit card interest at 10% like he promised
>>62496228I’ve got some nuts and bolts for you right here pal
>>62496222yeah you're fucking retardeddon't bother replying retardkun
>>62496233And you know this information... how, exactly?Youre not one of the jewish settlers in Ukraine the news reported on a month ago... are you?AreYou?
>>62496228I've been banned for posting "off topic", over a hundred times when I was pointing on topic.You better believe janitors and mods will ban you for saying something they don't like.
What does your IRA look like?How often do you rebalance?I'm switching from a shitty bank-managed IRA to a normal roth stock market ira at the end of this year and I was curious what you guys pick
>>62496211I go out and hit all the woman I see
>>62496245Think of the sort of retarded mongoloid that decides to become a 4chan janitor. It’s a dark cousin of the Reddit tranny mod or discord pedo mod.
>>62496239He wont do that because (((THEY))) wouldnt like that.Also it would really fuck over stock prices of financial sector
>>62496250Theyre actually just hog nosed jews or jeets actually. Funny that sworn mortal enemies such as the jeetoid and the k words are forced to work together
>>62496244because i went to lviv last summer and spent 2 months living in an airbnb>>62496238my understanding of that, and what i was told by people at the time when i was there, is that these are people who have been drafted but have ignored their draft notice, so they get picked up as AWOL. But yes, most seem to be quietly against such widespread drafts.
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>>62496255Actually indians love israel while israel...
>>62496258this is probably fine
>>62496258why are stock fags so weak minded? they wouldn't last a week in a commodityGOD's shoes.
>>62496258>putting your life savings in one sectorI wonder if this is why kekis have such a negative view of us
>>62496250I made a thread on /an/ oncecomplaining about a pitbull tearing up my garden. Then, I just forgot about the thread, but it stayed up for two days without issue.Some autist had showed up in the thread, writing about poisoning the dog, and acting like he was OP, which was me. Immediately after he posted, I get banned for "discussing illegal activity in US". the poster that came in the thread, talking about poisoning the dog was a janitor, then he reported the thread and got me perma banned for his own false flagging post. But I appealed the ban and it was undone.
>>62496258I wouldnt ever realize those losses, like ever. Just come back in ten years when inflation/revenue drives the price back up again.
>>62496271Isnt the opportunity cost of sitting on 120k for ten years worse than taking the loss
My portfolio just keeps fucking dumping somehow. And now it seems semi's are affecting the non-semi fields or at least it did to one of my holdings. Like come on man, I conveniently miss out on the giga pump from April to mid June and join in late, iirc right before the first "long" dump which was in May and got stuck bagholding for like a week before the pump resumed. Seriously wtf?I'm so bullish on semi's/memory yet I'm somehow conveniently wrecked 1.5 weeks before the giga pump back in April and end up having too small of a position. Had the giga pump started on Micron's earnings being great, then those holdings would've made me 10s of thousand. Instead the market conveniently dumped and acted like semi's were over only to flip 1.5 weeks later. The market does not price things in perfectly, that has been obvious for a long time, it's just a casino for gambling. Ugh had this not happened I'd probably have reached maybe $300k-$400k networth and eventually bailed at $200k at worst to maintain cash reserves as high as possible. Even with such a nasty loss, $200k is a great position to work from. Instead I'm back in 5 figure hell, again.This sucks.
>>62496273... yknow, when youre right youre right.
>>62496273depends what your goal of investing is.many people are investing for an early and financially secure retirement. if thats the case, then you just keep buying regardless of what the market is doing and dont sell.
>>62496269I shan't invest in Cheesecake and Mattel.
>>62496279They dont count on you investing Bill Dauterive style and putting all your eggs into a single basket though
>>62496096I've got this feeling that we're right at the edge of a chasm, the point where enough retail traders start to capitulate and starts a mass wave of retail selling for days and forces stocks to dump just from the sheer volume.>>62496184Are they 18-25 with no children? I will take an attractive 8/10+ widow with a good personality, not a divorcee though.>>62496192Roastie spotted
>>62496000this looks like a classic case of buying the top and selling the bottom kek
>>62496285yeah obviously thats a stupid strategy.the most advised long term compounding strategy is 70/30 split. 70% in an ETF and 30% spread across a handful of strong but safe growth well diversified satellite positions.Personally i do a 60/30/10. 60% ETF, 30% strong conviction satellites and 10% on moonshots.
it's time to stop pretending. we really need a 24/7 market.
>>62496258Spending any amount of time on reddit is enough to talk even the biggest, most heemed smigger baggie out of roping.They are the most pathetic weak minded consensus seeking Natural Slaves that exist. The mildest evocation of the critical spirit will be met with a dogpile 200 strong.Not a single one thinks for himself, all over the earth. In a very real sense Claude or GPT are more human and alive than these insects, unironically.
>>62496301when would i get drunk though?
>>62496298I have 3 portfolios.One is a standard 20% bonds 80% equity split portfolio I started years ago. Its returns have been fair to middling but overall worse than the s&p 500.Two is a growth focused portfolio im trying to ram most of my contributions into to get it to parity with the "safe" folio to try and get some risk while im young.Three is a divvy folio i barely contribute to, its just to capitalize on SCHD and holds my emergency fund.
>>62496184I wanna get a Corean cheerleader widow! They are very big over there, at every game. I especially like their healthy bodies and lewd pantyhose
>>6249630724/7 just keep it rolling.
>>62495921>spread itthat sounds like work, I don't do that
>>62496034how much is -0.1% on 10x leverage (money you used to trade is also 80% borrowed)?
>>62496311i can drink to that.
Karaoke night thoughbeit
>>62496293>I've got this feeling that we're right at the edge of a chasm, the point where enough retail traders start to capitulate and starts a mass wave of retail selling for days and forces stocks to dump just from the sheer volume.we literally hit that point 2 weeks ago kek
>>62496258>dude has 200k+>somehow also bought the top>did not think to not put all his money in the market>"I'm 20% in cash" tards on /smg/ outperforming himWhy do dipshits always have so much money to lose
The spamming russian shill acked himself
>>62496283cmon bro please diversify bro you don't want to hold this garbage that crabs for 10 years bro warren buffett said diversification is good bro cmon buy the board game company that was popular 40 years ago bro
>>62496297>erm it'll be the bottom because.... it just will, okay?There is nothing to indicate memory and semis have bottomed out and the investment thesis is sandisk can post banger earnings in 2 weeks and still crab or dump because "their capex with kioxia is bad or something".
>>62496256>because i went to lviv last summer and spent 2 months living in an airbnbYou're crazy for that, sounds insanely interesting, but Lviv is far as fuck from the front lines. Pretty sure there's a big difference between being in lviv and odessa, even. Lviv is about as far into Ukraine as I'd go, any further and yeah you're probably getting forced into some shit one way or another. Especially if people get word of you trying to pick up widows/etc. and take them out of the country.
>>62496301it's called hyperliquid.>>62496307I don't get drunk anymore I just sup some booze and citrus diet soda and then sleep.
>>62496332They still make absinthe with real psychoactives but you have to be Epstein class to get some.
>>62496313You spreading propaganda>>62495881 for free?
>>62496293Kek they're Slavic whores. You can have a relationship just like trump and Melania, if you're rich
>>62496339Another asshurt shill has appeared, posting this from the gas line?
>>62496277I roundtripped my gainz from the April-May rally.3x Gook ETFs did me in.I did not hold it for like months ... the damage was done after 5 trading days.
>>62496344Sad... Best wishes...
i really need a recovery next week
>>62496277I'm down over 50% since March. You good bro?
>>62496204Source on this video?
>>62495622shorting apple is literally free money atm.
>>62496156>small populationSouth Korea has a population of over 51 million people, it is the 30th most populous nation in the world, there are well over 100 nations with a smaller population than South Korea, pick up a book some time and educate yourself
>>62496307During the day time. That's why it's called day drunk. You drunk in the day.
>>62496370Pretty sure he was fucking around or retarded because it doesn’t matter if it’s Korea with 50 million population or the US with 350 million. 3% is still 3%. 3% is a fuck ton of traders to be liquidated at once, especially when it’s only just begun.
>>62496374I got shit to do in the day though, drinking makes me sleepy.
>>62496366Movie called THE MATRIX by the Wachowski Sisters
>>62496379Do meth when you get sleepy. Simple.
>>62496344>>62496359Most of the damage I got was in a very short period as well. Down like 33% from this years peak. I have about ~7% left in a big bet on semis. If it succeeds, then I will make back most of my losses. If this final bet fails, then it's probably waging time, assuming I can even get a job.
>>62496342>muh imaginary Russian gas lines
>>62496380Brothers.Trannies arent real
>>62496376>i heardIts a made up number anyway
When you realize losing money but not as much as other people is "outperforming" you don't feel so bad
>>62496277anal sex
fingers in my buttHow do I monetize this?
>>62496404Onlyfans
>>62496331>You're crazy for thatNot really. Lviv felt very safe. There was a handful of air raid alerts whilst i was there and a couple of missile strikes which resulted in power cuts but other than that it was fine. Most people in Lviv dont even react to the air raid alerts now. It's a really nice place and if it wasn't such a pain in the cunt to get there (bus from poland) i'd probably be there right now. It's also extremely cheap. I got a really nice apartment with balcony right in the center for £450 a month.The night life is great and it's a very lively city, people are just going about their life like normal.>Pretty sure there's a big difference between being in lviv and odessaThere is definitely more drone and missile attacks in Odessa but again your chance of getting hit by one is extremely small. Getting to Odessa also takes slightly longer (bus from romania or moldova).Never been to Odessa but it looks just as nice as Lviv, see;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB7V3g3BREo> and yeah you're probably getting forced into some shit one way or anotherDoubtful. That would cause a major diplomatic incident. Why would they?>Especially if people get word of you trying to pick up widows/etc. and take them out of the country.I wasn't there expressly to pick up women. I just went because i wanted to have a look and it's a cheap place to shack up for a month or two. It's cheaper to go there and rent a nice airbnb than it is to rent the cheapest studio flat in the worst part of the UK, even when you factor in flights etc.I work at sea 4 months on 4 months off so typically when i'm on leave i spend a month or so at home seeing family etc then i go abroad somewhere cheap. I'm about to go to Tbilisi in a couple of weeks. It also makes me eligible for SED (seafarers earning deductions), Seafarers in the UK get a 100% income tax rebate if they spend at least 6 months of the year outside the UK. So i'm literally making money by being there.
The 50-cent-gang posters are actually starting to get to me.Is it really true that all the labs reset usage limits this week in response to k3?I noticed that Claude did this with fable but I don't use grok or gpt (becuase they're dogshit).If true, no bueno.I can ignore shilling, it is harder to ignore labs actually gutting pricing.I thought K2 was ass, how did it jump?
>>62495622
>>62496386Brother. Trannies.
>>62496366You're a smigger and you've never seen it?Embarrassing desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DJlogbrDcA
>>62496382
>>62496416Why would you believe that>hurrdurr i manipulated the market it was easy and i made alot of money
>>62496414HH brother
Lotta bobos gonna try to FUD you this weekend don't let them shake you out of your longs.(yes I have some shorts open).
>>62496434It's unironically over for tech
>>62496184>there are certainly lots of hot single early/mid twenties gooks out there that would date anyoneFuck yes bros finall->as long as they're not full ported into 50x leverage semiconductor bull etfs:(
>>62496409>Seafarers in the UK get a 100% income tax rebate if they spend at least 6 months of the year outside the UK. So i'm literally making money by being there.That's insane. Does your government hate money? Good for you though.
>>62496409I recently scrolled over an IG follower from Ukraine and his wife had 1488 in her profile name...
So you guys made sure to sell before close....right?
How do I profit from the folly of man?
>>62496457Sell before close on April 30th you mean, right?
>>62496450The UK has no idea what they're doing
Some of you guys are alright, don't be in Nasdaq next week.
>>62496429>hedgie admits to market manipulation and says its common place and legal but no one will admit it>uhhhh lol whos gunna believe that!?
>>62496434I don't see the point of posts like this. Koreans are obviously going to dump.though micron is trying to find a bottom
dram also oddly trying to not shit itself to death
silver also looking for a bottom
gold has triple bottomed, 4500 soon
>>62496485(((No bottom pond)))
>>62496489silver 77 eoy
So whats happening next week? Will the market stop being schizo?
>>62496450Secured during industrial action in the 70s. Island nation dependent on imports brought in by the Sea. Seafarers going on full strike would have brought the country to it's knees. It was basically given in leu of sector wide pay rises.To be honest, at the time, it was a fair rebate. Most British seafarers back then worked outside UK waters and barely spent any time in the UK, so they were contributing tax to a system they weren't using.Nowadays the vast majority of British seafarers work inside UK waters and out of british ports so very few qualify for it. Plus we still have a very strong union so the government dare not try rescind it.
>>62496490Pathetic
NEXT WEEKTESLAGOOGLEINTELLOCKHEEDDOMINOSALLYHALLIBURTONGM3MMSCIATTTESLAGOOGLELOCKHEEDINTEL
>>62496473Hes bragging look how smart i am.Like an idiot you believe him. Why wouldn't he do it everyday for 20 minutes and make a $ billion a year?
>>62496495Thought your hat said cuck
>>62496496>now>ibmWeird how these were shilled hard a month ago and now they're totally dead
>>62496497go back, kind gentlesir
>>62496496Tesla merger with SPACEX next week trust the plan
sirs, pajeet spacexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLd1cI7v0U
>>62496508why is it in English?
>>62496498>gleggleposting is still occuringmemory can go lower.
this is where everything went wrong
>>62496509all middle class people in india speak english now.
>>62496511Glegle will continue to be posted until things stop sucking, and even then may continue to be posted.
>>62496509The biritsh couldn't fathom how their jewing of India would come back to haunt them
>>62496508Delete this benchod
>>62496515troons are by nature extremely susceptible to herd psychology and suggestion, hence the trooning.when all the troons have capitulated and given up on smg, it will be the bottom.
>>62496531glegle is anti-trans now.
>>62496534>Back to bant
I binge ate another whole cheddar cheese block, no bread
>>62496534if you can talk a man into lopping off his cock via suggestion and social contagian, you can talk him into selling.notice how you never see a troon bobo, just "current thing" baggies at the topshorting trannies is a wining back tested monte-carlo proven strategy that provides significant profits.
>>62495622New thread>>62496580>>62496580>>62496580
https://x.com/DeepInference/status/2078216244377845986AI says we keep dumping. i trust ai and twitter randos cause clearly i am retarded
>>624963763% was margin call'd. Only 300k of them were so bad they got all their assets liquidated
https://x.com/JurrassicDuke/status/2078556992193388981
