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Worst Korea Simulator Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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> futures
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SPAIN WON THE WORLD CUP.
THE WORLD HEAL A LITTLE.
TOMORROW'S WEEK IS GONNA BE BULLISH AF.
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>Futures red
>Iran war getting spicy again with another US soldier killed
>Koreans still fucking with the market
It's going to be a ruby red week fellas.
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there is something deeply spiritually wrong with koreans. my ex-4chan-discord-e-gf was a korean.
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Lmao @ the self reporting Izzat IBM poster. Who the fuck talks about family honor when getting demoted at IBM
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They will tomorrow
Black Monday
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oil reeeeeeally looks good for a bull trap move
nasdog really looks good for a reversal
semis did a really good correction and could do the bull trap move at least

all we need is a good taco
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ETHA calls
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>>62500552
Yes, Nasdog can drop further, but I wouldn't expect another 20% leg down in memory, because that orange has been squeezes. Names like AMD or INTCEL are still unsqueezed, beside other big QQQ names.
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>>62500552
Got a lot of tech earnings. Big risk for mag 7 dump
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I am becoming more and more convinced we are going back to 2021 prices on everything.
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Brent shorts is near all time high. Trump needs to TACO now otherwise there will be a massive short squeeze on oil.
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>>62501033
Checked
>2001
2008
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>>62501138
I wouldn't mind a 2008. A reset like that means I wont have as much trouble explaining my unemployed status plus cheapies.
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Good Evening
Death to Israel
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>>62501141
>It will make the great depressionlook like 2007!
Its what I hate most about doomers. Don't threaten me with a good time nigga. I want it to drop, but nothing ever happens.
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>>62501175
>Don't threaten me with a good time
Kek. Covid unironically made it easy to explain my unemployment status for a good 3 years. Didn't like a job? Drop it, don't list it on the resume, apply to new jobs. Plus it was very comfy not having normies partying every week with super loud music from hundreds of feet away. The more apparent covid was a nothingburger, the more cozy the lockdowns became.
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Just exchanged some money into Filipino Peso.
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>>62500510
>>62501122
The gay ass jannies won't let me post my "futures" webms of people rubbing fecal matter on cat's faces because they are gay ass jews. Suck my dick jannies, your precious pussy cat has shit on its face because it's been eating shit like the fucking retarded cat faggot it is. You are that shit covered cat, jannie, and I'm just rubbing shit all over you. Hahahahahahaha!
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GAW gonna explode so hard and you all will regret not going all in
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>>62501696
That's barely shit. Are you poor trying to be rich in the Phillipines? Is this what smiggas think is a flex?
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>>62501700
I'm going to fuck so many small brown women.
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>>62501714
Based, I retract what I said in this post >>62501700 and formerly apologize for my faggotry. Please carry on.
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>>62501696
>>62501714
I salute you, brother! My flight to Thailand is in 30 hours.
good luck, have fun
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>>62501714
based
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Why's the thread dead?
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>>62501983
i was wondering the same thing. there are 2 active threads but still
>>62501880
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>>62501983
cus u fuk you’re mom
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>>62501984
new one is here i just forgot to title it /smg/
>>62501880
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>>62501977
>>62501759
Nice. Are Thai girls tight?
My Flip prize. I took her virginity.
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>>62500512

all that really matters are oil prices and Google earnings. no one cares about anything else
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Bobros.... feed me cope
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WDWT about TSLA, i wanna full port puts
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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Should I buy KMB or wait until it drops below 100 again?
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SAVE ME AMERICAN MARKET AAAAAHHHH
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>>62502003
based
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>total market up
>defensive holdings flat to slightly up

the stock market is doing that thing again where they are pricing in total inflation. our money is getting less valuable by the day.
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>>62501991
>CLF Thursday
I miss clf anon. What happened?
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SPCX will be under $110 today
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>>62502014
Our money is getting less valuable by the day regardless, may as well have a bit of fun in the casino if it's going to become worthless anyways
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>>62502014
lost it all gambling spy options
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>>62502003
Based
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>>62501988
Fatal mistake.
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>>62502012
Yeah, just wondering if it's pumping because or in spite of inflation. It seems it's because. Because the Fed will also do nothing, just hold (and cope) at best
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THIS IS THE THREAD OK? OK
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Bought spy 750 0dte calls.
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Hmm indices are up, but stocks are down
We're going on an Odyssey, Bravo Nolan
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I just need it to dip a litle bit so my calls hit. Just a litle dip in the Red so its a round number. Then we can moon.
Just -0,02.
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RIOT anon I just want you to know I saw your post last week and picked up a small bag.
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>spy down 0.43% this month
>im down 10% this month
FUUUUUCKKKK IM SO STUPID WHY DID I ROTATE OUTTTTTTT
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>>62502040
Nice I hope you caught the bottom
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>CNBC’s All-America Economic Survey found 49% of U.S. voters said they believe it isn’t appropriate for the federal government to take ownership stakes in U.S.-based companies, far outweighing the 19% who said it is.

>The finding comes as the Trump administration has negotiated 30 deals worth nearly $27 billion in total, according to the Council on Foreign Relations, a nonpartisan think tank. More may be coming. The administration has held talks with influential artificial intelligence start-up OpenAI about a potential government stake when it goes public, CNBC has reported.

Schizosrightagain award!
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>market pumps while AI niggers (OpenAI, Anthropic, SPCX) getting raped

Oh we are back to the the "Free AI is good for everybody" part of the cycle like after DeepSeek.
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>>62502049
The government shouldn't be using its money to make money. That's gambling.
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>US has 42 days worth of SPR crude left
So what are the oilbros doing today? Puts? Or do we think another TACO is coming soon?
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>>62502003
Based
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>>62502049
If you asked it again saying TRUMP administration taking stakes then it'd be like 40% approval
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>>62502057
>You are the sky people?
>our age of oil is collapsing
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Bought gookstock today, but I don't feel so good. I feel like I'm gonna get rugged and raped. I might chicken out and sell.
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>>62502057
TACO has never not worked out
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>>62502064
Everything's pumping because I finally sold Micron last week. Perfectly timed the local picobottom
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Cmom Space baggies do me a solid.
Lets hit it.
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>>62502068
let us know when you buy back in
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>>62502056
Its tiresome being right about literally everything after months of arguing with redditors in the smigger thread.
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>>62502049
It feels wrong but it doesn't really seem much different than a sovereign wealth fund so I can't think of a strong argument against it.
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And I think kits gonna be a long long time
Til space x baggies come around to find
Elons not the man the they think he is at home
Oh no oh no
These are your rocket bags. ROCKET BAAAAAAAGS
Burninf through my gains out here alone
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>>62502076
I can think of a few.
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>>62502080
Kek
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pump canceled
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>>62502068
We're still trending down, but I hope to start pumping soon.
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>>62502036
Don't worry friends sold and bought puts now its going to 0
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exit pump to nigger dump day is so fucking gay
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>>62502064
Well, my stop loss triggered already. I'm out now with about 2$ of profit. Is this technically day trading?
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>>62502093
Holy shit what are you going to invest your two dollars in?
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>Investing.com -- Morgan Stanley told investors in a note Monday that it believes the recent selloff in U.S. memory stocks presents a buying opportunity, arguing that data center memory shortages continue to intensify even as mixed signals emerge elsewhere in the market.
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How hard will SPCX dump after the lockups end?
I think it'll be at like $20
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>>62502093
BAN HIS ACCOUNT
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>>62501990
>Are Thai girls tight?
their wombs are made for:
>The average erect penis size in Thailand is approximately 9.43 cm to 11.45 cm (3.7 to 4.5 inches) in length.
I'm satisfied with my brown queen I have there
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>>62502093
Don't spend it all at once. I know what I'm talking about, I made some gains last week, then I bought a donut and it was all gone.
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>>62502098
They need even more exit liquidity?
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>>62502099
It’s probably worth 30-50 billion so somewhere in the range of 5 dollars for me boss
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PL, whatever happened there?
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>>62502094
MSFT and GRRR
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>dead cat bounce
Boring
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where v?
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>>62502107
I would agree my fair buy is $7 but I think Elon hype will inflate it
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WHAT NOOOOOOO THE KIMI TWEET WAS THE NAIL ON THE COFFIN NOOOO AAAHHHHHH
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>>62502098
Its happening 1 way or the other.

A day after Fink said it would need to happen 1 way or another and that Americans would need to "grow with us" using their mutual funds and savings, we had retards parroting this exact party line of thinking without realizing it.

I suspect the state/banks will somehow turn it into some sort of security which masks risk, and then have a government-industry combo force sell it to mutual funds etc.
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>>62502112
My investment thesis is that Elon is gonna do the needful for Israel. He fell for their trap with this IPO.
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Who killed the market?
>>
CMON SPY 174 YOU CAN DO IT
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>>62502107
fair values don't exist anymore, if SPCX ever drops to below 30 i'll engorge and hold forever
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>>62502119
744 lol
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>>62502099
>everyone waiting for it to dump to invest
>everyone knows this so most won't sell
>it ends up barely going below $100
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>ELF
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>now where could my pump be?
>BOBOOOOOOOOO!!
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>>62502118
Bill Kospi.
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>>62502120
You won’t have to wait that long. The selling hasn’t even begun.
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>>62502122
Do you actually think the people who literally aren't allowed to sell right now won't want to sell a stock which has been declining 2% every day like clockwork?
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Oh, this is the real thread -_-'
I sold 1000 soxl near the top of the morning pump for big profit
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>>62502128
>shorting the printer
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>>62502138
SPCX is not SPX
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>NFLX
Is it really THAT bad?
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>>62502130
>he asks while people are still heavily investing in AI which has yet to turn a profit
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>>62500510
Woah
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>>62502142
They'll never learn
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>>62502049
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
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>>62502145
Well, the chips have made money.
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>>62502142
The best content being made today is being made with AI.
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>>62501987
Just fuck my shit up
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>>62502142
>back to Q4 2024 levels
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lil spy is rugging a lil
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USAR anons got rugged by trump so fucking hard lmao
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Every time this bitch speaks on CNBC I'm reminded of the North Korean dear leader news presenter. She's straight up spewing propaganda.
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>we're dumping now
On what news?
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>>62502162
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>>62502149
>WELL SHIT... I mean I guess I could get behind that... so you're saying we're gunna own the means of conduction... and I don't like no chains and I am a worker, I work hard... aint gunna be no NIGGERS or FAGGOTS is there? Alright alright... yeah we got a deal.
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>ORCL
Why?
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>>62502164
nah she's fine, you're just /pol/ brained
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>>62502142
sorry guys I just cancelled my family plan...
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>>62502164
Awwwww what's the matter libtard? Going to cry because your puts arent printing because you bet against America again?
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henlooooo? give the tacooooo
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>>62502160
>>62502166
all we need is a truth to be tweeted, you'll see
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>>62500498
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I was promised blood Monday, Tuesday it is then
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>>62502172
Unironically because of the PMNT WBD deal
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>PLEASE buy spcx price target is $240 sir
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>>62502170
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>>62502180
Kind of based desu.
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USAR going to 0 lol
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>>62502184
How does this affect ORCL?
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>>62502172
Apparently, because CLSA said "HOLD". Something about AI debt.
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>bought leaps 20 percent away from current price on blackberry
>They are now out of the money
Sometimes my ability to suck ass really impresses me
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>>62502170
.
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>>62502164
My Jewish wife
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>>62502172
their credit default swaps have been pricing in their inevitable bankruptcy for over a month
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i am red now
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>>62502186
Yet they rate it as a strong sell.
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>>62502187
You think I'm a zigger?

All the ziggers are dead and their colonies have been donated to China.
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>>62502192
The expectation is that Larry will need to sell a ton of stock to finance his retarded crayon eater's deal, so there will be a lot more trading volume by the end of the year, and the market is pricing that in now
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>houthis announce they are closing the other pool
>oil dumps
I hate this retarded market
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>>62502107
Kek at that price it would be kicked out of the Nascam-100
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>>62502208

oil is up today
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>everything is red and in down trend
how
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KEVIN DEPLOY THE V NOW NOW NOW NOW
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>>62502208
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>>62502203
The Micron $1200 best down taught me this: never buy into green.
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>MSFT wants to turn green
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>>62502169
WTF WHERE'S MY MCDONALDS
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>>62502215
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if you aren't green you need to re-evaluate your shit folio
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Btw, I missed the AMD dump, don't see myself buying above 500. Is it gonna drop again you think?
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>>62502208
>houthis announce they are closing the other pool
Already priced in.
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>>62502217
***Beast down
Wow, autocorrect
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>>62502219
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>>62502197
The Indian result must have been so foul that it was omitted
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>>62502166
slot machines don't care about news
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>>62502208
>he doesn't know his WWI financial history
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>>62502228
correct
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Good morning
Death to Israel
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Line only goes up
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>>62502208
Makes me wanna buy AI stuff honestly
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>>62502197
>mongols still lusting after nippon after all those failed attempts
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>>62502225
SAVED
A
V
E
D
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>>62502247
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KEVIN DO THE FUCKING NEEDFUL
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>>62502208
Market is UNIRONICALLY pricing the depression. It just didn't reach the retarded minds at the stocks market, but they're always the last one to know and caught pants down like the retards they are.
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I'm financially BORED.

Buy CCL I guess I dunno.
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Less than 45 days of crude oil supplies left for the U.S.
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>SanDisk is the last survivor of the pump and dump
OK, but why?
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Odds that China and America go to war over middle east oil transit when their supplies get low enough
It's an inevitability at this point, right
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Babe come meet me in venice and let me spoil you
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>spcx cucks
Drop to $100 please, I'll start selling puts.
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Guys, where is the support? Let's get some subs!
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>>62502266
>implying it won't be over the ownership of the chip island
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>>62502270
>the stock market is now DSP
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>>62502266
Xi and Don playing both sides against the middle.
China turned off the import button.
They have some sort of nuTordesillas treaty that is obvious.

Its India and ziggers who are getting raped.
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>>62502277
anon, did you forget you live in a clown world?
all the safety mechanisms and diplomatic efforts are centered around NOT having a war over the chip island, which means war is going to happen over the most banal banan boring ass shit, like oil
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>>62502277
maybe both, but when it comes down to it I think oil is a more foundational commodity
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>>62502289

You did buy OIL when it was cheap right? Right??
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>>62502289
I wouldn't consider Oil to be banal. China&USA's been pretty vary of their energy dependancies, though with Russia getting fucked it may be putting indirect pressure unto China? I think?

Honestly anything seems pretty mild compared to the Cuban crisis, but it's true that whatever a catalyst for a massive world conflict would be it'd probably seem almost trivial at the time.
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we are probably just going to drift down for the next month or two while 2 IQ faggots post random glownigger fud about china or oil or whatever.

might as well go on vacation until september
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>>62502307
>more dip buying opportunities
But really, I'm pretty tired of the whole Iran situation. I don't even bother following it anymore.

It was fun reading all the unhinged Truth social media posts, but the luster has faded away.
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ikr, who cares
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>>62502218
>MSFT might have been right
>
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Intc will crush earnings again. Markets will turn optimistic again. The green dildo will stand erect towards the heavens. Screencap this
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>>62502327
>INTC and AMD will pump
All according to keikaku. Told you guys to buy those instead of MU.
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>>62502332
Those retained LESS of today's pump. Are you dense?
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What does the US government think is the use of suppressing Oil this much but not the products? lol, literally just an operation to pump profits of US fuel companies
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP WHAT THE FUCK GO THE OTHER WAY YOU STUPID FUCK HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MADARCHOD MY VILLAGE SAVING ARE RUINED YOU BLOODY FUCK I WILL GAPE U BITCH BLOODY
PRAISE VISHNU PRAY FOR V
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>go for my morning run
>come back
>most of my gains are gone
wtf
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>TOSTE
TOSTE
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MRNA is my Magnum Opus. I'll never make a trade as good as this again, it is all downhill from here.
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I kekd when Sara Eisen angrily asked why can’t we just wipe Iran off the map
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>New IPO
>Jersey Mike's Subs
OMG better buy, guys

>>62502269
You mothetfucker. Umas are women!!! I'm gonna kick your ass and fucking rape you!!
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>>62502351
It’s all so tiring.
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BREAKING: Explosion outside the federal building in New York City

https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/2079200579021054338
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>>62502365
Peace by market close today
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>>62502351
On the other hand, I don't think the Saudis have the same reservations we do about that sort of thing when it comes to the Houthis. They would probably just glass Yemen if the US wasn't holding their leash.
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>my stock is going the wrong way
>set a limitsell and wait for the rebound
>close my broker
Man its literally that easy to make money swingtrading if youre patient
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>JMKE
who's ready for AI sub sandwiches.
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>>62502374
Yes, like my last MU entry at $1200.
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>>62502369
Boots. Now.
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>>62502374
>imagine shorting usd/jpy
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Sold my puts at a loss and made it all back on spy 0dte, too late in the day to keep doing 0dte now. Guess I'll sit on cash til tomorrow
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It’s ironically over
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>>62502369
Explains the TSLA dip
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>>62502380m
Well buying at an ath or near one is pretty stupid ngl. Gotta work the %'s
But patience is a virtue, wait a few decades and baby you're back in the game!
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>>62502388
>Sold my puts at a loss
>spy 0dte
Go to a casino retard your odds are better
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>>62502392
The stock market is unironically the fairest casino that exists
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>>62502400
>stock market is unironically the fairest casino
if you know what you are doing. and buying 0dte spy options proves he doesn't know what hes doing
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>>62502400
you dropped this, congressman fine
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>SPCX on it's 8th red day in a row
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>>62502404
Have you looked at the house edge in sports betting? Financial markets are much more fair.
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My lil AMFN doin a lil sum sum today
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>>62502102
Fat butts too big. Flat is where it's at.
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>>62502413

I have 500 shares of this dogshit. It needs to do something
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>>62502374
this is how I was able to get out of SPCX above 200. First time ever I wasn’t left holding the bag. Limit sells are a superpower.
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>>62502413
AMFN is my favorite meme stock
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Why won't it fucking die?
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>>62502392
Be nice
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>>62502391
It was FOMO from that whatever it was deal.
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Ok who paid 333 for AAPL
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>>62502426
You know who.
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>>62502369
thank you megatron, very cool
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>>62502408
you're a funny guy, congratulations waking up from your 10 year coma
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ok I admit it I keep calling MU Micron University
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>>62502422
I'm curious how much capital is still tied up with the btc etfs or if they're mostly out now.
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>>62502432
wtf im gay???
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Are we bullish on GOOGL earnings?
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>>62502432
both are fat
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>>62502432
b looks bad and probably behaves bad aswell, a acts cute and is kind, i can tell with just looking
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>>62502441
Yes my googlie mooglie

We are very bullish

:3
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>>62502432
both are too old
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>>62502422
Can the government print it arbitrarily and inflate the supply?
Can the government take coins out of my wallet?
Can the government prevent a wallet from sending me coins?
Can the government prevent me from sending coins from my wallet?
Has the government cracked SHA3?
Has the government cracked ECDSA over the secp256k1 elliptic curve domain parameters?
Does bitcoin no longer solve the double spending problem?
Is bitcoin slower than wire transfers?
Would quantum computing kill bitcoin or would the chain and most clients just instantly fork with quantum resistant cryptography as if nothing happened?
Is the US dollar no longer one of the worst offending shitcoins?
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>>62502448
So you be sayin' I should slurp right NOW?!?!?
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They took everything from me
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all new money is going into bond ETFs until this market figures out the next direction.
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>>62502452
It's funny that the USD is programmed to, at best, become more worthless by 2% every year, meanwhile it's up 15% against Bitcoin and 20% against gold the last 3 months.
Store of value my fat fucking ass.
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>>62502454
You should've slurped Friday, today is the next best time.
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>>62502465
>last 3 months
Is it perhaps because you are nearly 20 years late to the party, that your timeframe is an order of magnitude shorter than the extremely well known 4 year cycle, or both?
>BTC WENT UP IN THE LAST MINUTE BUY BUY BUY ITS THE BEST
>BTC WENT DOWN IN THE LAST MINUTE SCAM SCAM SCAM AAAAA
lay off the vape pen
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>>62502463
You know you can make money when the market goes sideways right?
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>>62502363
These subs are trash. Subway is better when you can make sure its made by clean hands.

>>62502369
Priced in

I'm up $6 for the day, feeling pretty good.
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>>62502463
>>62502477

you know the bond ETFs are going to be red when rates go up right?
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>>62502478
I've seen Subway just leave flies on their meat.
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>>62502478
In no way shape or form is subway better than Jersey Johns.
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You WILL date the old hags. Your children WILL have autism. They WILL have down syndrome.

You will NOT date a cute girl in her 20s. You are a CREEP if you want that. You WILL date the old hag millennial women who ignored you and chose to focus on their careers and riding cock.
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>>62502487

if you hate fuck hags you will be less stressed about hags
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>>62502432
What most anons don't realize about these pictures is they both have a penis.
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>>62502487

>tfw you blew it with the love of your life

This a pain you couldn’t imagine
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>>62502487
joke actually isn't that bad
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>Too late for IREN jump
Where to get the latest news???
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>>62502487
the wall was soft to her...
>shag but not breed!
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>>62502479
rates aren't going up, cope and seethe

>>62502477
i'm not selling covered calls that get executed and now I'm hit with a giant tax bill
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>>62502487
I'm 36 and women like this look like they could be my moms. You absolutely can't date women your age in your 30's because they age so much faster than men.
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>>62502500
Yeah as long as older women aren't completely bitter and have a sense of humor they aren't that bad to be around but I guess you could say that about women of all ages.
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>>62502487
>over 35
nothing wrong with hags. I'm 55 and my GF is 34. they just need to be realistic about their dating prospects. they should be adding 18 years to their age and start looking there.
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>>62502487
What if I date a cute young nurse? Checkmate.
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I want to dump 40k into an earnings play probably google. I’ll kms if I’m left holding a bag
>>62502487
I kinda want to date a bag bros. I’m going to be a 30 yr old KHHV next year.
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>>62502511
>nurse
asking for trouble fren
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>>62502511

>dating a nurse

LOL LMAO
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Stocks?
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>>62502487
>If you're over 35
She needs to get realistic and make that 55 or 65.
>The leftover women are becoming an epidemic and should probably take whatever they can get.
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>>62502511
>dating a nurse
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>>62502527
Yeah, the issue with them is they think they can get somebody of equal age, which is very optimistic. No reason for a 35-38 to go for a 35-38 when he can get 25-30. She should be looking for 45+
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>>62502515
Can confirm, my younger sister is a nurse, and she's nuts.
But she's surprisingly good with finances. Though that's probably only because after she graduated and got her first high-paying job, I got on the phone with her for like 30 minutes and was like, "Listen..."
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>>62502505
It's good that you understand the concept of covering, but you haven't obviously learned about main usage of that dynamic. Go talk to a llm about selling spreads and how they are different from covered calls or cash secured puts. Then ask it about iron condors and their advantages over a single spread. Then think about it for a while and I think you'll realize the enormous amount of power that is there with considerably low risk if managed well
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>>62502487
I'm 28 dating a 21 year old who cooks and cleans. I just need her to become racist and ill marry her
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>>62502511
You gon' get cheated on homie.
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>>62502511
Financially speaking, think of the nursing handjobs.
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>>62502535
Can your average 38 get a 30 though? Market is still favored for women. You'd better be rich.
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>>62502550
SHE'S PRE-MENOPAUSAL YOU SICK FUCK!
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>dump on no news
>pump on no news
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>>62502556
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>62502560
>he didn't sign up for early trump truths
>he doesn't know
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>>62502487
There are some cute 37 year olds babe, i just matched with one
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Alright googlie mooglies. Bought some 27th calls. You shills better not fuck me
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>>62502560
It's earnings time. Don't even try and make sense of it.
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>>62502560
>ME on fire all weekend
>oil flat and dumping
kek
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>>62502566

>angle
>giant forehead
>puffer jacket hiding potential belly or fupa
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>IBM
When will the doubters learn?
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>>62502579
Zoom out
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>>62502581
Gaze into the future as I have done. Quantum, here we come.
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Microsoft bros we keep flirting with 400!! up up up!!!!
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>>62502578
-_-'
She is just a distraction. I wont be taking her to venice
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>>62502499
10 years. I gave it my all. Then when mom died and I was the only one willing to care for my senile and destitute father, she started looking for the door. I suppose it was easy for her to make her vows when there was no hardship to test them, then she lost her nerve and left me when it turned out there was no money to stick dad in a home like she wanted.
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uh oh MUbros, check the volume
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>>62502586
I worry Im too early into INFQ. The bags weigh heavy and its competitors are many.
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>>62502591
Your mom sounds like a raging narcissist... my condolences Anon.
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>>62502595
nigga retarded?
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>>62502589
500 next month
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>>62502600
Did I stutter nigger?
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>>62502566
>MILF hips
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Will KOSPI keep crashing? I feel like it might be over now.
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>LATEST: The Trump administration is quietly weighing restrictions on Chinese open-source AI models following the rise of Moonshot AI's Kimi K3, per Axios.

Freemarket

>>62502608
His mother died, what has his mother to do with it?
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MSFT bro... why did we spurn you?
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>>62502595
>>62502608
How does it feel to not be able to read and understand the first 11 words of a post?
Wait, that’s too many words, let me try again.
>how it feel to be dumb?
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Microsaaaarrr
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>>62502615
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>>62502617
Well, selling MU at 1200USD to buy MSFT at 350USD was absolute a great move. It might still reverse eventually, but that's irrelevant.
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>>62502625
USA AI bros are pathetic. just compete niggers.
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>>62502633
To be fair I'd expect the chink models to be trained on the US ones.
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>>62502609
Ya, tell her to keep the bra on and bend over and its not bad.
>>62502556
You are what i really want. The sweet girl i fell for, not what you are becoming to spite that though. Wish you would search your heart, i would make you happiest.
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henlo the line is going back down
please fix
deploy the mega rate cuts
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>>62502641
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>>62502499
did you blow it, or did she? I met the one, family loved me, and she dropped her spaghetti and pushed me away for months. she had a shit year but she took it out on me exclusively. no regrets for having left her, even if I wish things had turned out differently
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Uhhhhhh
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>>62502635
How many layers of circular derivatives are we on right now?
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What the sneed was that?
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>>62502659
just a little stoppy loss sniping shh don't tell!
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>>62502635
>the chink models to be trained on the US ones.

I want this cope to end. Ask yourself: How would that work if they also operate on much less compute? Why are the top engineers in the US also Chinese?

If you want to argue against Chinese models then you need to point out that they're designed for science and physics problems where it's easy to code yes/no logic - that makes them cheap and built for industrial applications. Where western models excel is reasoning which inherently means it will unlock the machine god first.
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>>62502659
Trump just said iran will pay many times over for each american they kill
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>>62502622
>>62502631
>MSFT
The only stuff that is not red in my portfolio as of now.
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>>62502671
all americans i mean terrorists should be killed tho
>>62502678
nuke shitmerica you cancer
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>>62502635
why train on US ones which is expensive when your operatives literally building US ones can just send you the models for free.
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sniffff
sure smells like /pol/ in here
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>>62502666
I guess that's pretty decent point. I think that the point about training is that the Chinese can focus on other avenues more as they can leave much of the heavy lifting of training itself to the US models, so without taking away from the US models the Chinese ones wouldn't be nearly as advanced, but that doesn't take away any of the achievements of reducing the costs basis of its usage.

Either way it's something that made sense to me, but I should probably re-evaluate that statement.
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Scalped soxl again for an extra 165. Going out for some food and babe i wish you were with me. Get on a plane and you could have the summer of your life. We are both getting older -_-'
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>>62502617
>>62502631
>>62502675

I'm buying PEP now.

apparently KO got cyber hacked and PEP dumps to 52 week low because ??? yeah I dunno whatever cheapies
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NUKE IT ALL
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Redeem it
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>>62502702
>WARNING: Nuking is now legal, world wide.
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>>62502702
They're already attacking basic civilian infrastructure so why not? What's one more war crime?
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Zamn look at AMFN computer go
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imagine how cheap oil is gonna be in ww3
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>>62502711
Who's counting anymore?
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You were the chosen one, Donald! You were supposed to v the market, not dump it!
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>>62502718
Imagine how expensive will be chips though.
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You fucking Google niggers. I should have kept gambling
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>>62502701
>PEP dumps to 52 week low because ???
Half of America is on Ozempic the other half can't afford a bottle Pepsi. K shaped economy.
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>less volume
>more dumping
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>>62502172
The state of New Mexico said they couldn't build the pipeline to power their new data center. The state is run by hard left Democrats, so I imagine some kind of shakedown is in progress. They want to wet their beaks.
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>>62500498
>Kopsi down 4%
>Koru up 6% this morning
I dont get how that works but I just put in a 70k buy order for KORU at 15, will it hit?
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ugh...
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>>62502733
>The state is run by hard left Democrats
Doubt. I mean I dont know but no way New Mexico isn't centrists.
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>>62502735
Not sure you can be building much when orange man can just throw a fucking bomb in the middle of everything.
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>>62502735
this is me irl
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>>62502727
Yea, I bought 100k Thursday, dumped 5% immediately after. My bad.
Also if the Anon I was discussing alab is here Im out. 55% is for training which open AI would kill. Who ever posted that leked Google AI paper yesterday about how open AI is superior, thanks!
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Even iran expects a ground invasion
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>>62502757
They expect a ground invasion at the oil island specifically, not any further inland. Those guys are just gonna get droned 24/7 though, no idea how that's gonna work. Is Trump finally gonna deploy those space lasers? Maybe the rabbis will chant together and put up a magic shield?
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>>62502592
>uh oh MUbros, check the volume
The hell is that gigahuge spike at 1:10?
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>>62502761
bet they use the earthquake satellite
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>>62502757
Who is the military's boots supplier?
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>>62502738
https://nmindepth.com/2026/democrats-are-in-a-progressive-mood/

They're no different than Nevada or Oregon. You have a mostly red state controlled by one or two big blue cities crammed full of illegal aliens and tweakers.
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>>62502768
The American military does not have just one single boot supplier. Instead, the Defense Logistics Agency (DLA) contracts with multiple domestic manufacturers to supply boots for the armed forces. To meet strict federal sourcing laws (like the Berry Amendment), these boots are proudly made in the USA.The primary and most widely recognized boot suppliers for the U.S. military include:Belleville Boot Company: Founded in 1904, Belleville is the oldest and one of the largest continuous suppliers of USA-made boots to the U.S. military.McRae Footwear: Based in Mount Gilead, North Carolina, McRae has been a primary manufacturer of military footwear for the Department of Defense for over 50 years.Rocky Brands (Rocky Boots): A prominent Ohio-based manufacturer that crafts rugged, Berry Amendment-compliant combat boots for the armed forces.Danner: Widely considered a favorite among service members (especially the Marine Corps) for their high-quality and durable combat boots.Altama: A major military contractor that has supplied combat and maritime footwear to the U.S. government for decades.
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>>62502757
no one is expecting a ground invasion because there wont be one. US doesnt want a ground war, the kikes do.
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>>62502762
institutional calls expired
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>>62502777
is israel even conducting military operations anymore
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>>62502777
Tell me about a time where Jews didn't get exactly what they wanted?
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>>62502768
>>62502775

we bought our own boots when I was in. you could buy whatever. even companies like Nike make military boots there are 1000 companies that make boots its a shit investment
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>>62502780
theyre the ones who broke the ceasefire attacking jordan.
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>>62502784
I mean against iran
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>>62502780
Yeah they keep pushing into Lebanon/Gaza and letting their settlers harass people. They basically do nothing for the Iran war, just further their goals in the midst of chaos.
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>>62502784
What did Michael do to make them mad?
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>>62502757
Ground invasion sounds insane apart from taking some key areas, which I'm not sure would even help to open the strait.
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>>62502777
Its not about what they want, its the fact Iran has said invade or lose face and relinquish control of of the straight. He can have either, but bombing has proven ineffective at allowing him to have his cake and eat it too.
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>>62502786
they didnt conduct operations against iran, maybe minor ones i dunno.

theyre plan was get us involved in a ground war in iran while they attacked jordan because gibbs clay, i dunno
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>>62502790
Boomers don't realize how big Iran is. They just see a middle eastern country and think invading means a cake walk
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>>62502751
I'm only down like 100 bucks now, so I'll hold until earnings, but if that shit doesn't pump then I'm never buying another company with a fucking jeet ceo again no matter how much smg shills
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>>62502793
That's kind of the issue. Would ground invasion open the Strait? Sure you can take over the waters and ports, but will that prevent Iran from droning the ships?
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>>62502793
nothing a few bombs wont cure.
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>>62502798
To be fair most of it is kind of empty.
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>>62502808
The mountain ranges are the problem.
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Everyone says the U.S. doesn't have penetrators able to breach pickaxe mountain where they think iran moved the enriched uranium, guess they don't want to reveal the rods from god satelite with the tungsten projectiles
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A crab emerges
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>>62502798
Meh, 30% more than Afganistan which was a cakewalk.
Taliban tried to surrender at first, bathists (ISIS) tried to work with Americans at first. These forever wars were not becuase of mountains and sand people, it was the retard bush administration refusing to allow mountains and sand people to the table.
Throw in 50% hate the Ayotolla, the Shah, and Iran has a semi functioning democracy. I think the juice is worth the squeeze.
Regardless this static pissing contest thats cost the US 88 to Irans 44 planes is not going to cut it. Spice must flow.
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we gettin a fresh bake?
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>>62502808
Yep, the hidden mountain military bases surely won't be an issue.
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>>62502825
This is the last /smg/ ever before The Big One
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>>62502802
Thats a really good point. A completed one would, and Id bet it make drones much less effective, but yea never thought about that. Wouldn't be zero.
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>>62502829
Quit teasing me! I want that dump so bad but nothing ever happens.
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Iran unironically afraid of Israel more than USA

>>62502777
Israel doesn't need ground invasion, just need to destroyed the uranium.
Trump will want it because he want the oil/strait

>>62502815
I believe we will see new weapons of war by USA and maybe even Israel.
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>>62502837
>>62502837
>>62502837
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>>62502615
>>62502618
I did read it properly, I just assume everyone's mother on here is an insufferable cunt.



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