GOOG earns more and gets bobo edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62510299
GOOGers. It has to recover, right?
COME ON GOOG, MAKE SOME FUCKING GAINS
> futures
>ships on fire in the red seaoil short sisters?????
rocket labs just signed a big contract with DoD
>>62511046What happens to all the chip stocks when South Korea literally runs out of fuel?
My fren entered 6~8 month oil short position like 3 days after tha war started and is getting raped.He faced so much stress and he wants to never invest again,not even DCAing into VOO.Is he over? Is this the end of gambling?Or will he return with phat bucks?
>>62511055>uh dont worry about it
>>62511055MU giga pumps. Did everyone forget they're not friends?
>>62511055Don't worry, Scotty Bussy's short will transform paper into fuel and helium and everything you need to keep it running
>>62511056Crying? In MY casino?
>>62511055Samsung and SKHynix? Crash and burn.MU? Laugh all the way to the bank.
>betting against Trump having infinite asspulls to keep oil from getting too out of hand
>>62511061pretty sure mu uses asian foundries for manufacturing.
>>62511055Only 3 percent of entire SK population got a margin call.The market needs to rise again and fall even more,it needs to rape at least 10% of SK population,as market is the great humiliator according to Ken Fisher.
>>62511069I thought DRAM corpos had their own factories.Didn't know that. Do they rely on Samchonk or TSMC?
>>62511077I googled it. Micron does have it's own fabs but they do the majority of their manufacturing in asia.
A bold move.
>>62511055Ugggg, Im debating if I want to up my buy order on koru from 15 to 20, and invest 200k instead of 50k. Im also very curios.
sneed disc is fucking red...
Goog and Meta will be fine they have infinite money glitches. The rest of the companies not so much. Many people don't even have questions to search or things to ask the "AI". Very little thinking going on. The same people who sucked at googling for anything didn't suddenly start using gemini. The only really new tech I see regular people using is voice commands and search on their phone/TV remote. Remember in class when the teacher asked if anyone had questions no one hardly raised their hand? Those people are not suddenly asking gemini questions. They did not have questions at all. They will have complaints about life to other people, but they won't search for any extra information about those complaints using google or gemini. Anyways I bought more Google.
>>62511071>as market is the great humiliator according to Ken Fisher.100% true. I also mistook Ken for Mark and wondered how he said somthing so based.
>>62511092betting on INTC earnings? can't imagine that's getting held over the weekend
>>62511103DELL 1 month chart is disturbing
>>62511099I agree with everything you wrote but there is nothing cohesive here. What are you saying nigga, what is the thesis? Are you AI?
SIRS ELON MUSK WILL SAVE THE MULTIVERSE AND PUMP THE BLOODY SPACESEX TO THE MOON
Trump sama. Save us GOOGxisters
fellow spiggersthere is much more upside in rocket labs than in spacexspacex is already priced in
>>62511122Well, for starters, the Rocket Labs stonk is actually a space company stonk.
AI is completely useless. I just asked it in regards to taxes if it is sure with it's estimation. It then says "oh no, I was wrong, you are right to push back" and then even adds another mistake as it says Line 19 (in taxform) is inland-capitalgains, despite 19 clearly being capitalgains outside of the country. This piece of shit, it even says itself that it has been hallucinating:"For it to be all correct without hallucinations"I think it's still materially wrong and it's initial opinion is right, I'm going to push back again and see if it flipflops again.
>>62511034A paper trade i made, I think its time i jump into the real thing
it's waking back up :)
>>62511142what am I looking at
>>62511129nah, they offer something spacex don't.spacex will only be offering launch. rocket labs will be offering an end to end service. they will build your satellite, launch it and look after it.that will be massively important in the future when every man and his dog is putting satellites into orbit.
>>62511135This is the worst it will ever be
https://www.perplexity.ai/finance/politiciansuseful
>>62511135I've had similar results with different models when asking about law. Wanted to automate part of my job but it just makes up paragraphs. I'd probably have to feed it PDFs of all the acts and regulations. I thought it was maybe quoting outdated documents at first but nah, it's just hallucinating all the way.
>Decide to sell iron condors on PLTR yesterday >20 delta strikes>Dumps 6% at open today to my protective strike (124) on the put sideThanks for talking about how easy ICs are anon, I appreciate it. You're welcome Bobo.
>>62511135you need to learn how to write prompts properly, to include fact checking and sanity checking.what model?
>>62511135>AI gets shit wrong sometimes Wow, what a mind blowing revelation krautanon. Surely this invalidates all the work that has been optimized thanks to AI. Don't worry I'm sure your job will be safe.>A poor craftsman blames his tools
>>62511142You'll never be ready for the real thing until you try it. I had a fantastic streak on paper trades sticking to a predicted strategy and just putting my damn phone away, but I was acting like a retard when real money got involved. I suggest not going all in with all your cash at the start and doing smaller trades as a test.
Will KOSPI react to today's Google earnings, or do they follow the previous market day in the US markets?
I am still bagholding SNXX>I was promised a pooomp editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62511177Begging Koreans to slurp. Just once do the needful chinks
>>62511177We just initiated the next loop of the death spiral.
>>62511164AI gets shit wrong ofen enough that you have to double check it's work every time thus making it a waste of time
>New Study Links Cognitive Decline to Surprisingly Small Daily Amount of Artificial Sweeteners>memory and mental sharpness deteriorate 62 percent faster>Gen Z hates diet sodas, but loves them with zero sugar brandingR.I.P KO and PEP
>>62511164stop seething>>62511163It's 3.6 flash geminiIt flipflopped again. Draws his hat in front of my stubbornness. It thanks me at the end.It's sources are Reddit as one can see, kekI asked it why it said the wrong thing. It admits it was wrong. It doesn't flipflop again even though I'm trying to push it into that direction. It explains why it was wrong, it mixed stuff with other parts of the taxrules/forms.
>>62511034What a shitty "market." I just want to have fun gambling again.
>>62511205get claude
>>62511205It's now probably right, but it still was weird that in the mid of the discussion it got confused for no reason.
>>62511202>KO and PEP enjoyers immediately forget why they shouldn't enjoy their favorite drinks and sales continue on unaffectedif that headline causes a dip you need to buy it
>>62511202So the schizos were right again about aspartame? What a shocker.
>MU red its over
Bro wtf is happening. Is this bear market time
How bad of an idea would it be to short the american stock market? People have been saying that there is a bubble for years but I never took them seriously. This recent anti-ai backlash has me thinking differently. Any time you see impressive content online people are in the comments calling it AI slop. The same thing happened with electric cars. The industry was growing quickly then it died out because all the redneck boomers want to spend 100k on pick up trucks that gets 15mpg while gas prices are going up. Americans are technologically regressive. They all want to role play like they are living in the 1980s. How can a country that refuses to adapt continue to be the market leader in a rapidly changing global economy? I know that majority of americas economic output comes from a small group of insulated, highly educated technocrats, but the trend is that more and more of those people are asian immigrants. TSMC was started by those educated asian technocrats taking their business back to their home country. Whats stopping the entire productive class of america from moving back to asia and taking the entire economy with them?
>>62511235AI is the future bro
>>62511205>It's 3.6 flash geminithats your problem. you're using a shitty free to access model. it's meant for basic search queries, nothing else.advanced models let you select source types, so it isn't using social media as a source, for example.as i said, at the very least you need to learn how to write proper prompts. for example you can tell it not to use reddit as a source, you absolute fucking idiot.
>>62511235>Whats stopping the entire productive class of america from moving back to asia and taking the entire economy with them?Communism.
>>62511231google was suppose to save us what the fuck google
>>62511231We're in the middle of Iran war breaking out. There's no explanation whatsoever for why we haven't violently crashed yet. And we might not ever.
>>62511226Who pays you to post this FUD? MU is up since close. Currently trading at 977. KYS nigger faggot kike jeet.
>>62511239Just say it's useless, I'm not gonna pay or adjust anything, AI my ass.
>>62511231increase in capex is bad
>>62511235You could be 100% correct in your predictions but be wrong on your timing and get bled out for years holding shorts on spy just like that retard Burry.I would suggest going long on china/Korea/whatever asian economy you think will be replacing the USA instead. Line always goes up, after all.
US market open predictions tomorrow. Pump or crab or dump in reaction to today's Google earnings?
>>62511249it needs to be treated like your colleagues at work.vague instructions get vague results.
>>62511253so long gold?
>>62511254I think it will dump. It doesn't make sense because they are going to be JUICING the AIconomy, so the market will probably dump because that makes the least amount of sense.
>>62511254Rug pull.
Mwy fwalloh muricansBobo's rise to power must be stopped
>>62511254yeah I think its gonna -10%
I told you guys about Google.
>>62511257I hate commodities.>No compounding growth>Manipulated as fuck I've been burned enough
>>62511253my guess would be india. they are the only country with a growing population. the issue is that there are no decent indian companies. their current large caps are going to decline. investing now would be getting in too early.
Orange Nigger ruined everything WTF
how can you look at googles Q2 earnings and still think AI is a bullshit bubble?are you clinically retarded?some of you deserve to be poor.
well its been a nice run mumu but looks like your lucks run outsee you at 6K S&P
>>62511284let them. We get a 10x and they’ll get their 20% drawdown. im ok with this trade.
>>62511273>india, and not china, replace Americaok pajeet, go poo
>>62511290wait for the cockspy read bobro
>>62511179Its coming, you'll see, oh yes.
>>62511292the problem with china is that they are a nation of incels. incels don't work so they reduce gpd. they don't have children so in the long run there are less workers which means less gdp. they are prone to incel uprisings with creates political risk.indians on the other hand have lots of sex. I don't know what makes them so giga. women just can't get enough BIC
>>62511270Told us what
BROS LOOK AT KOSPI
>>62511254Did you ask the magic conch?
>>62511284AI is a bubble in terms of return. Just look at the 30-year bond right now and do you think they will get their AI investment back?
>>62511314it’s lookin like crab tomorrow
Wtf, did MU just retard pump?
Micro(pe)n(is) is almost at 1000
BANAN
>>62511316look at googles Q2 earnings you moron
>>62511316I don’t see how US equities could be ripping like this with bonds blowing out. They got to decide to save one or the other soon. I unironically think 5% over 10 years will be a much better return than megacaps going deep into debt for a software where competition is going to become price (non-moat race to the bottom)
>>62511231bearish for people buying overpriced chips (there is a 200B capex budget from one company alone)bullish for people selling overpriced chips (there is a 200B capex budget from one potential client alone)
>KOSDAQ
>>62511034Great… just great
>>62511346Anon, check futures.
>>62511346check kospi
>>62511346Lol @ u
>>62511283Yes!
bros when is the new kospi episode coming out
>>62511283Fuckyou, 3% : (
Bros I bought $25,000 of NOW calls 10 mins before close and then I pussied out and sold them 30 seconds before close.
>>62511361I dont care if this is an anime website, you shut the fuck up
>>62511309Google
>>62511364did you at least make a couple of dollars
>>62511364Maybe next time just buy way less than that boss
>>62511364>bros i almost gambled 25k and chose something safer instead
So apparently a bunch of Korean office workers are seething that blue collar korean workers got paid bank from semis. Why are they like this?
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CccRP6l5WJY
LETS GO OIL
>>62511365what the fuck
>>62511377GOOGERSWE HAVE A CHANCE
How many consecutive days where KOSPI pumps and doesn't dump towards close before you guys regain faith in their market?
>>6251138860d
>>62511365no need for mean beans here
>>62511290More like 4.5K
>DRAM
How to survive, how the fuck did people surive 2008?
>>62511056Your fren might have case of faggotitis. It is curable. My concern is it's a misdiagnosis and he's actually just a redditor, which is terminal and no cures currently.
>>62511202>(((New Study)))>the actual study was published in 2025 (you can read it in https://sci-net.xyz/10.1212/wnl.0000000000214023 )>mean age 51 years, 12772 participants>8k excluded, 300 dead, 5k included again >ridiculously wide confidence intervals on a very low mean cognitive decline>70% of the participants drink alcohol>no double blind controls>"study limitations include self-reported dietary data, selection bias from attrition, and residual confounding from co-occurring health behaviors."nah its just a fud, they want you to be a good goy and drink your corn syrup so that they can sell you ozempic and diabetes drugs
>>62511415i figured it was bullshit and the guy posting it was a total fucking retard that didn't even read the study. thanks
KOSPI will finish at 6800
>$1.15t military spending bill passed Iran prepare your anus
>>62511415Based. I will be drinking some diet pep tonight.
>>62511428The US is literally getting it ass kicked in Iran though.
Nbis next week
>>62511364How much are they technically worth if you had held>>62511383I care anon
>>62511407They didnt they got replaced by third worlders. Been outside lately?
>>6251138810 days minimum. Slow and steady so that I can full port at the end and still have big upside
Futures green and btw Pepe transed. Take this news how you will.
>>62511135yeah AI is always lying and making mistakesto use AI well you have to be very well versed in the subject matter to be able to catch all the liesbut then that kinda defeats the purpose of the tech doesn't it
>>62511407They either sold right before or hodl'd (if they werent fucking stupid)But yeah, typically when this happens people lose a shit ton of money and sell. Average person is pretty stupid.
>>62511447It's Pepina now, btw.
>>62511447Single worst post I've ever seen.
Looking at world markets,,,,,Bovespa up 2.4%,,!!,,!!,,,,,, jaoan, Russia, korea up up up. The Chadjeet was right again
>>62511454Just how it is. Pepina is trans now.
>>62511459Second worst post I've ever seen.
>>62511454this
choooooooooovrooooon
>>62511452>Pepino
>>62511468Whats the original image this is based off?
Oil chads,,,,,,,,,,#WINNING!! thank you Zognald J Blumph! Best president EVAR
>>62511433if locksneed has another bad quarter im gonna FREAK
>>62511376Same as it is with many worldwide>we wuv our jobs and will try getting you fired if you ever mouth discontent!>reeeee how dare you get life changing amount of money while we have to rot away at this job i hatePower over others and envy while pretending to be virtuous and hardworking and honorable etc
WINNING! We are
>>62511447We are reclaiming pepina
>>62511447Must have been all the chemicals in the water.
>>62511447I like half the frog posters, the other half are insufferable twats. So Im 50/50 on this. Kevin poster is a gem.
>they'll hike rates because oil is going up!>but why, that won't actually do anything to stop oil or inflation from oil and will makei t harder to take out loans to drill for more oil/fracking>shut up chud
>>62511481Kek, the eyes make it.
>>62511480Haha lmao so funny that USA screws canada of $16 a barrel and they cant do shit
Come on SOXL, $100 more dollars and I should have made most of my money back, at least.
>>62511481
>>62511485they need to slow down the economy to kill some oil demand
>>62511485Quit crying oil is cheap boomers used to pay 3 times as much as kids today who are too scared to even have drivers licenses
>>62511472
>>62511487We can build pipelines to the ocean but God forbid we upset the Natives.Anyways its transportation costs retard.
>>62511496That is greater than a 1.5” difference
All in IMO
>>62511499She had a cute face once right? Im not imagining that.
>>62511495Thanks!
>>62511499Those Khazar milkers whew
>>62511496Nope, Canada's oil is trapped because Canadians hate themselves. The US is the only way out so American pipelines reap the profit. Lmao, we just stole half your bridge revenue too when yall paid 100% for the bridge.......thanks Drumph! Lmao i love that guy
>>62511492Boomer money was worth 5 times as much as current money.>>62511490The economy isn't 'fast' at all, stop trying to gaslight me like a jew.
>>62511487The canadian government could get a round it, the US hasn't given them reason NOT to do it, the leaf government is just completely comped and somehow even less 'canada first' than the american government and its love of israel. It's like americans, jeets and chinks first and canadians like 52nd place in whatever ottawa is doing for the country.
>>62511499I hope I have a son and he marries a Jewish woman.
Haven't been to smg in a while. How's the nigger zapper investment performing?
Lmao,,,,,is Trump the best negotiator? Elbows up? Or tits up?>Canadians are expressing significant anger and frustration over the Gordie Howe International Bridge due to President Donald Trump's threat to impose 50% tariffs on Canadian goods and his previous demands for 50% ownership of the Canadian-funded structure. In response to these trade actions, the Canadian government canceled the joint U.S.-Canada opening ceremony scheduled for July 24, 2026, deeming a celebratory event "inappropriate" amid the tensions. >Political outrage has intensified as opposition MPs criticize Prime Minister Mark Carney's government for a lack of transparency regarding the final opening deal and potential concessions made to the U.S. Additionally, many Canadians view Trump's earlier insistence on receiving half ownership of the $6.4 billion bridge—which Canada financed entirely—as a "protection racket" or shakedown, especially given allegations that delays were intended to protect the business interests of Matthew Moroun, owner of the competing Ambassador Bridge and a Trump donor.
what's the bear play
Mamas, don't let your daughters grow up to be mudsharks
>>62511519>AI-generated shit
God, I need rate hikes so I can buy shit for cheap PLEAAAASE.Maybe theyre waiting until after the midterms.
>>62511518Sell call spreads on rallies and close them on dumps. Also the 50 dollar strike puts on SPCX next spring or summer.
>>62511507Wrong oil is really cheap now especially since incomes are so much higher now than in the past. Boomers deserve compensation
>>62511517>getting this mad over a bridge
>>62511522What's the point of buying "cheap" when prices are never going to rise again from all the crashing the market is doing?
>>62511495>be hasbro>own mtg>golden goose of the company, every other product is just a massive hole in revenue>card art these days are either absolutely gorgeous masterpieces or niggers doing a soijak impression>the company survives solely because terminally millennial "people" buy their overpriced cards just for the nostalgia factor >there is a marvel set and a teenage ninja turtle legal set, meaning these sets are not "joke cards" or "alternate arts" (and have no place in the "mtg universe")
>>62511517I wonder if Americans realize how much long-term damage the orange buffoon is doing to their nation with his thuggery. The #1 rule to keeping superpower status is having good relationships with neighbors.
both of these companies are down but micron is upWhy do people even listen to anal lysts
>Rabban! I place you in charge of Arrakis. It's yours to squeeze, as I promised. I want you to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze! Give me OIL!
GOOGL U PIECE OF SHIT IM DOWN 5% AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>bought soxl at the 150 falling knifeThey need to make whole those poor anons who bagheld from 300, please, no way the jews cause eternal pain to thousands just to deny me a 2x
>>62511511Its been going on for decades sometimes over a 50% discount to WTI because yall are somehow landlocked despite having the LONGEST coastline,,,,lmao at incompetent commies>2008–2018 Average: The discount remained relatively stable at an average of US$17/bbl, though it spiked during market disruptions. Late 2018 Peak: The differential reached its widest point, with WCS trading as low as US$14/bbl while WTI was significantly higher, resulting in a US$50+ discount. This was driven by limited pipeline access to international markets and oversupply in North America.2015 Low: WCS hit a price low of US$29.54/bbl in March 2015, trading at a US$13.8/bbl discount to WTI.
>>62511538lol
>>62511539the number one rule is do you have nuclear submarines? yes? then everyone else has to get in line
>>62511434imagine actually believing this
>>62511546Too much of reddit was talking about going short on chips, the 'chips baggies' anons should close their shorts because we're about to reverse back up.
>>62511546*cough* SOXL $260 when? I'll take that happily even if its about $40 from ath *cough* pls gib money back *cough*
>>62511559We're not doing great, and we're hiding the total number of casualties, but Iran has for sure taken more casualties and damages than us.
>>62511539Canada is a nothing shithole vassal state that is commiting sepukku that isn't Blumphs fault yall keep electting commies. They have no choice but give us their oil, their bridge and everything else we want. It's up leafs
>>62511055Just let US make memory chips
>>62511540Its been true for months that if you want to know where the momentum is going in this momentum market you have to speak Korean to know where the overleveraged degens are going>>62511546>the beginning of leveraged ETF TA retardpostingTop might be in or very close to in.
>>62511538>wizards of the coastIsnt that a private company? Why are they making the art DEI?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THE FUTURES ARE CRABBING AFTER A GREEN DAY WOOOO
>>62511562bruh.just lolwe deleted their navy and air forcekilled their supreme leaderwounded their next supreme leader so bad he cant show his face completely controlled and cucked their own oil supplyand are basically bombing them at will with no real repercussion >Iran gets it's head chopped off and balls removed by the us>responds by throwing rocks at it's neighbor
>>62511055In the short term micron will touch 1200 again, in the mid-term we'll see a massive renewedpanic from koreans over oil. This will drag micron back down. But micron is the best positioned to keep doing their thing in America and will likely outperform the korean companies.>>62511564Jobs? For americans? That possibly 'only' require a BS in electrical engineering? No, that's not allowed, we don't hire educated americans in this country only jeets. Put a ton of jeets in boise, it's the only way to save Idaho.
>>62511566Hmm do they have a websote like 4chan so I can see what bets theyre making?
MU IS DUMPING
>>62511566that's not TA that's anti-semitism and it's based.This is TA
>I check futes an hour ago>nice things are going up>check again just now>down againThe fuck is their problem. Fuckin gooks sell every time we're about to have a nice rip.
>>62511571I wasnt being sarcastic
Platter bros, spinnies are going up again.
>>62511577kospi is up 3%
>>62511572No one is saying they must hire Americans. They can do what TSMC did. US is preparing for war and cannot put key supply chains at the frontline.
>>62511579We're doing great and now we have over a trillion more dollary doos to play with
>>62511538Don't ask questions, just get excited for the new product.
>>62511585Fed, I agree with you. First day on the job? Pipe down.
Russia and Canada and Brazil are formidable economic competitors and real countries,,,,,,everyone else is incompetent and impotent and basically NOTHING but a plaything to the mighty USA,,,,,,,so BOWto BLUMPF,,,,,lmao that anyone was ever scared of the EU or Japan pay up!
Meanwhile yugioh
>>62511593holy fuck
>>62511590I'm apolitical and completely anti war. You have to be braindead retard to think Iran isn't getting their shit pushed in
>>62511593I'm just mad all my old yugioh cards arent worth shit. I mean, I had an actual album for them and everything. Theyre all perfectly preserved but nobody cares
Bearish engulfing pattern
Its hilarious that Americans dont even know about the stupid bridge and yet every Canadian is fuming and if Trump shuts the bridge it won't affect America but totally destroy Canada
