KOSPI mumu edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62511034
I am still bagholding SNXX>worst korea is worst editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Threadly reminder
>>62511856what did you buy snxx at or what's your dca
>>62511850Korean stock imageboardshttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=stockus>>US stocks board, 3x leveraged tradinghttps://gall.dcinside.com/mini/board/lists?id=snp500>>s&p500 board, korean Bogleheadshttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=nasdaq>>nasdaq board, korean smghttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=tenbagger>>foreign stocks board, korean wsbhttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=krstock>>Korean stocks board, 2x leveraged with loans
niggers and jews
>>62511858don't worry anon. Larry's good for it.
>>62511864Is that a ladyboy?
>>62511859>what did you buy snxx at or what's your dca$22.39 currently, been trading SNXX since late April>>62511862based
>>62511861>Korean 3x leveraged tradingBased! Thanks Anon.
>futures
>>62511861Been watching these boards for like 3 months.Lots of koreans seem to be getting 150k usd loans to invest in stocks to 'buy the dip'.Lets see what happens.
>>62511861>https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=krstockwtf this penguin shit is everywhere kek
Sure would be funny if Kevin goes in and announces a 50 bps rate hike
>>62511871>Homeless girl collectingTried this twice, do not recomend.
>>62511861Anywhere with 50x or greater leverage?
>>62511877Tech would collapse
>>62511880https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=chartanalysis>>Chart board, 10x~50x leveraged cryptos
>>62511877>bond bear market>AI bubble deflates>the entire country of South Korea is margin called>kevin announces 50 bps hike>iran detonates a nuclear bombAnd then, at our darkest hour>JPOW logs on his Fed robinhood account>market buys ALL aapl bondsAnd what follows is 10x bull market.BLESS JPOW
>>62511877he's gonna lighten up the balance sheet like letting out a slow, silent fart. hopefully nobody notices until the whole room stinks.
>>62511857really really really really stupid people. SPCX buyers
>>62511895eh I don't think any retail traders are trading on concepts
>>62511877Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the stock market next week.
>>62511904ive never seen this movie or the big sneed
WW3 is starting lol
datacentres, but not in space
>>62511908Big sneed was surprisingly good, this one was meh. Gordon Gecko trumps them all.
>>62511899that's like half of these threads>>62511912lmao
>>62511912Someone was saying Congress just gave Trump 1.2t for the army?
>>62511912boots on ground by tomorrow
>>62511912I voted for this.
Just took someone’s whore daughter out for dinner with my SpaceX short proceeds
>>62511895It will all be built to aerospace-grade standards bro so it can operate in space continuously for a gorillion years EVEN during solar storms which do impact even LEO but that's OK we'll just use 3x redundancy on all compute and triple ECC memory so it will NEVER go down and have 100% uptime. And surely neither the increased design and materials cost from doing this nor the gradual obsolesence from the last gasps of Moore's Law (GAA) will put this at an economic disadvantage compared to Earth-based datacenters. After all there's practically INFINITE energy in space which will not impact the cooling at all as long as you have a few small radiators at least 3x the size of a football field per standard server rack. Its SCIENCE bro trust me.
Kevin Warsh rate hikes...but in SPACE
>>62511921Hope it was Elons whore "daughter".
Japan has fallen… they’ve let the chinese influence their policies…
>>62511922I saw Korean SPCX 'chads' say heat dissipates faster when there is more heat so Elon can just up the heat to dissipate more heat.What a fabulous basedentific secret nobody knew!
things are looking upthe wedge was bullish
>>62511933Congrats! Get some phat gains!
>>62511933>fhsaI'm guessing your tfsa is maxed out
> futures
Why is everyone dooming. KOSPI is up?
>>62511939my tfsa in webull collecting the 2% promo , cant transfer fhsa in kind yetsimilar pattern except messed up because it only started tracking midway.webull has a really shittt chart, im moving out after my promo just because of that alone
>>62511946I wanted it down : (
>>62511931Bro they are so right due to black-body radiation as long as you are HOT enough to dissipate hear in the INFRARED you can get rid of so much heat so quick. That's why we are going to build the chips on SOLID SAPHIRE bro so it can operate at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE DEGREES CELSIUS which will require custom ceramic substrates and thermal expansion coefficient matched materials (which won't cost more than standard materials as long as we build 10,000,000,000,000 units which will TOTALLY happen bro) but FUCK PLASTIC it is enironmentally unfriendly anyways. The outsides of our space datacenters will be VISIBLY RED due to heat dissipation which is the OPTIMAL region of operation. God this is going to be so sick.
GOOGL YOU PIECE OF SHIT GO UP IM FUCKING BLEEDING OUT t. bought yesterday
>>62511950ok but does it have exposed RED BRICK walls??
>>62511948Are you maxxing out your losses?
>>62511952>Bought the rumour but didn't sell the news
>>62511952WTF
>>62511879If you tried it twice, the first time at least couldn't have been that bad.
>>62511964Kek, big brain anon.
>>62511952There was a moment pre-earnings where you coulda sold for like +4%
KOSPI IS MOONING WTFWTF
>>62511895I've never heard more seething than spcx crybabies who didn't even buy, must be an anti Elon op
>>62511957only with loss can people truly appreciate euphoriaif the road to a million dollar TFSA was so easy then i'd just as easily lose it once i attain it.and eventually in the end, the fundamentals will pay off because all a company needs to do is generate enough cash to buy itself into a 2x anywaysjust a waiting game now, i just hope im able to cash out before real estate starts recovering lol
Can someone explain why there's "resistance" whenever a stock/ETF tries to break through a "round" number? Like $500, $600, $700, etc.?
>>62511976the sphere (0) is the most structurally sound shape known to man
>>62511971>It was very curious how, after suffering tremendous losses from a break of fifteen or twenty points, people who were still hanging on, welcomed a three-point rally and were certain the bottom had been reached and complete recovery begun.
>>62511850Should i invest in BAH?Its half glowie company thats directly related to CIA and NSA.9 p/e.Massively cheap compared to PLTR.I wasn't able to catch ADM train but i want to ride this, although i am scared i might be wrong.
>>62511976Human psychology. Humans like numbers that end in 0 due to their base 10 number system.It's also why people get stop hunted, they put them in obvious spaces
>>62511912Fuck, orange man controlled by jews
>>62511983tell me why they ran up in 23 and 24 and i'll tell you what to do
cars, but selfdriving, supervised!
>earnings dump Google could have beat by 50% and they still would have gone down
WHY ISNT GOOGLE GOING UP WHY WHY WHY >>62511989Nothing ever happens, mid terms are soon anyways
>>62511912>WW3 is starting lolWW3 already started, its in the early phasesthe middle of the event is when china joins the party
>>62511976stock price is just an equilibrium between buyers and sellers duhpeople put in limit sells at nice numbers to take profitthe trading psychology on stock price is much more apparent and blatant when it comes to lower liquidity pennyscams where retail shareholders become a primary moverfor example i was the ceiling on pic related at $1.60 today
why are nbis calls at 180% IV
>>62511995They said they're gonna dump another $40B worth of shares via at the market offering, basic supply and demand type shit
>>62511992I only know it started falling after trump raped them to save money.
>>62511994ITLL GO UP TOMORROW IM MANIFESTING
>>62511989Oil up again, let the low iq racism cockblock ur profits
My neighbors are trying to hook me up with this Korean/Filipino girl. She's 25 and seems nice/friendly, but dude she's FAT. Skinny everywhere but her wide ass car tire looking muffintop belly(her lower back fat is bigger than her flat ass...HOW) and she's got chubby moon face cheeks with huge lips.Bullish or bearish signal for my stock portfolio?
>>62511976>>62511998case in pointturns out putting a limit sell equivalent to 10% of the daily avg volume would become a big barrieri still own like 200k shares across my tfsa and so on lmao
>>62511952>classic line only go up stock meme goes full on commodity maxing to nuke future returns 5everOOFSpeaking of which AMZNbros WW@?
>>62511997Iran is proving the American people have no appetite for foreign wars. The American people are taking notice...
>sold my eqt because I thought earnings would pump it and it wouldWhyd I do it bros. I could have been up like 4k. Everytime there's fucking earnings it pumps then trends downwards
>>62512000Im throwing in the towel. Barely missed this pump. Im buying 50k tommorow, with another 50 if it dips or hits Nov.
>>62512020*would drop
>>62512009She'll get twice as fat after wedding cake.
>>62512023>Kospi>CosbyIt took a week but I finally got it! Also I had a roommate in college, he Bill Cosbyd 22 women. Rich kid with a finance degree, bar manager with a 6pack. He already had these women in his house, really weird and creepy he drugged them when he was practically on home base.
>>62511874They have a Doro too.
>>62511961yeah the filters on slash biz are fuckedthe only board where I ever trigger this shit and it's always inane ones like this
have you been good or not
>>62512023kospi sux all the gains are bought premarket then it shitcoins 9/10 times
>>62512043Nope. Got super greedy today and paid the price now I'm getting ass raped by Google. Never investing in a company with an Indian ceo ever fucking again
I think I might finally pull the trigger and buy KOSPI.
>>62512009if she does what you tell her to take what you can get
KOSPI
>>62512009>getting arrange marriaged to a fish head moonface.
>>62511912
billions must kospi
I've still got 500 dollars left in cash after jewgle rapes me tomorrow, I can still make it right bros?
>>62511988it’s also why girls want a guy who’s 6’0
>>62511994Their cloud service revenue grew a lot. Who's buying that?
>>62511850
>>62512063Sorry anon, there's only room for one oracle chart in /smg/
>>62511850.
>>62512009I bet she’s your looks match. Either make it with 3x leveraged etfs or date leftovers
>>62512063What if those get interrupted by trump tweet?
>>62512071Then they get interrupted and corrected eventually. Just a noise ultimately.
>>62512068>Looks matchI don't know what that means, but I'm just a white dude with average build
this market is so fucking boring and no that's not a double entendre
The great thing about Trump is hes pumping oil higher,,,,,,and i own lots of oil stocks. Yay me and yay Trump
>>62512074It means you’re just as ugly if not uglier. No wonder they are trying to get you a wife you sound like a mental retard perfect for an ice cream shaped moonface
holy fuck look at kospi
>>62512009don't talk like that about your future wife
>>62512076NOG up GOOG down
>>62512085It's not fucking fair.
>>62512085nogs and googles are the same
>>62512085you're worse than the grrr and diaper faggot
>KORUso, this is what trading on easy mode feels like?
SMCI baby
>>62512091the order book on KORU is fucking bonkers too bad it's worse than crypto
VERY good time to slurp the GOOGL dip. I'm going all in with 1000€.
>>62512098just been buying and selling it off the pullbacks tonight and it's crazy, US intraday is a disaster compared to this, i may just trade this instead lmao
>>62512009If she can handle banter just get it over with and just get with her. Pussy is the same if the lights are off and if she's got a good personality who gives a shit if she's got a gut. Just bring her along with you to work out 3x a week and if you don't work out 3x a week than you can both enjoy being fat together.
Remember the rard spamming about how Google will moon because of the Anthrophic stake and calls are free money. Kek baggie!
>>62512105Well, it did boost their revenue by a lot, but it looks like no one took that bait.
>>62512103yeah I might start doing it as well just cause the American market is so cucked rn KORU actually looks attractive
>>62512105>Remember the rard spamming about how Google will moon because of the Anthrophic stake and calls are free money. Kek baggie!They crushed earnings and still fell. Nigga if you're not sweating right now and are dabbing on baggies I give you 1 week until your own port is feeling it. I don't even have a sizeable GOOG position but it feels like we're entering into some weird schizophrenic crab shit this season. I can feel it in my bones and how dried up compute capacity is at the moment. Something has to give.
>>62512104WRONG! Don't fucking settle for a disgusting fattie. There's nothing to gain from someone who's back fat is larger than her ass. A fattie is not gonna exercise and lose weight even if she suffers a heart attack.
>>62512115
>>62512090grrr chad will return.he is just resting after taking big profits.
>>62512117this is fatphobic and body shames. delet it now goy
>>62512120Kek, I can't believe that retard's put almost $300k in that shit.
>>62512104working out is like 10%, the rest is diet. and unless you micromanage them 24/7 then they will eat fast food and candy behind your back. there is no saving fat people unless they want it for themselves.
>>62511850Ken Fisher "If stonks stop rising for 3 months, you have to worry""If stonk falls 1.5~2.5% every month for 3 moths, it is probable that this is a bobo market and it might be better to eat the loss and leave.""True bear markets fall 2% every months for like an year, until everyone gives up and leaves.""Market is the great humiliator. Markets goal is to humiliate maximum people to maximum amounts.""If everyone says stonks will go 12 oclock, it won't go 12 or opposite, 6. It will go to 10, 2, 4, 8."
>>62512123True chads endure losses and get big wins.But i don't think true chads will invest in grrr.
>>62512123Isn't that an AI related stock? It might return, but the current price drop is really nasty.
>>62512101My calls expire Friday anonI NEED MORE TIME
>>62512128they literally did a stock dilution for 1/3 of the company just the other day
>>62512124>working out is like 10%, the rest is dietGoing to agree to disagree with you there. You get a chunky bitch a Garmin or an Apple watch and they see how many calories they burn doing a basic workout (300 calories) and you combine that with not being able to snack for the 2 hours it takes to get dressed for working out, not eating a shitload before working out, and then not being hungry because they just sweated a bit? The pounds just melt right off if you can keep them to 3x a week.>>62512120GRRR retard I don't think will be returning. Same thing with the NTDOY retards.
>>62512120grrr is just loading up, powering, churning, revving. Next stop the moon>300kThis nigga almost owns 0,1%, lmao
>>62512124Or you can spike them with Wegovy tablets.
>>62512132whoever is in there knows how to move like a piece of shit and it's making me laugh because I know it makes people mad
Kospi will close at 7099
>>62512132is INTC retards next on the chopping block?
>>62512111Nah the trend this year so far has been companies crushing earnings but their stocks dumping in the immediate term. Happened to semis, happened to tech, and is happening to SaaS now too.
>>62512078>>62512085Jeets get the rope
>>62511862Moderate and factual post
GOOGers feed me some kind of fucking cope I'm begging you
>>62511904Is the big red candle scheduled for next week again?
https://youtu.be/L-e-vICfPpwWhat can man do in the face of such wanton risk taking?
>>62512147The odds of bullish news occuring at any given moment are very high.
>>62512152Odds of this happening tomorrow or Friday
>>62512147Cloud revenue is HUGELY up, 80%+ instead of expected 60%, meaning that capex spending seems to be yielding returns, which is EXACTLY what you want to see. Very bullish, but it's likely to take years to reflect in stock price as investors are still scared shitless of the capex and negative cash flows, which isn't likely to reverse anytime soon.
I warned you about memory!
>>62512147>increase capex = bad>decrease capex = bad
>>62512157they need to hurry up and release something similar to jarvis or those robots from detroit become human
>>62512154Can't you see? Paper hands know more about running a business than a multi-decade-spanning tech giant.
>>62512153The price per share could easily jump $30 a share by close. That would be my top cope. I don't hold any google tho.
>>62512161These are reasonable concerns and ways to play the market. If companies are spending big, then just be in companies that are being spent on and then rotate back into spenders once the revenue starts to accumulate. There are also things such as stock buybacks that GOOG just won't do, while your semis companies can do quite a lot due to not having many ways to spend their profits.
>>62512156i forgot
>>62512164Ty anon, I need this. Or at least back to fucking 345. Do stocks usually rebound fast after earnings dumps?
>>62512145Why? Because we're rich and popular with the ladies? Or just because we are better than you at investing? Or is it because i shorted silver when you were buying at $130?
spacex is a bad long term investment.why?because they have an ideological commitment to going to mars, and unless i've missed something, there is no money trees on mars. spacex public stocks are literally a gofundme to put musk on mars.rocket labs is the real spigger play. they are offering a turn-key service for low-earth orbit satellites. they'll build the sattelite, launch it, and look after it. and in the future every fucker is going to have satellites.
>>62512147their Q2 earnings were incredible.it's still a great long term investment.just buy more.
>>62512171It's impossible to believe you aren't getting a check from the JIDF
>>62512142>7073Close enough
>>62512171>pic related
>>62512156what did you say again?
It's like Kioxia remembered that it needed to dump before EOD and speedran a shit day in 30 minutes.
im convinced google going to pump on open
Working in an open office is hell.
>>62512188>farts
Are futures red or green?
>>62512190They fart with their mouths every day for 4 hours straight.
>>62512170No. But if you look at historical data on Google you'll see a low/high spread of $30 in a two day span is very possible. Just eyeballing it.
>>62512171you guys could truly be chadjeets if your people decided to drop the caste system but it seems unlikely since even indians outside of india practice and spread this custom despite knowing how terrible it isjust like wh*tes who are so smug about their superiority and yet they are race mixing themselves into a minority groupthis is why mexicans and asians will be world power races in the next century
So I've been in Alaska for a while, I'm still here but have you guys been enjoying the special combat operation against Iran as much as I have. I was so scared we were going to stop bombing them, but we haven't stopped. Im very proud to say I love it boss.
>>62512176I've got two days>>62512196Need a miracle>>62512203Oh fucking God I was hoping you killed yourself
>>62512207Did you fall for the shill? Unlucky.
>>62512208Very much so. I knew their numbers would be great and I figured do much rides on jewgle it would be an exception
kospi
>>62512207Well it could easily reclaim $345 in two days. Google hasn't traded in $330's for an extended period since April.
>>62512210
>>62512203Go back go back go back go back fuck off fuck off fuck off faggler