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26s early half - value shill victory edition.
Will VT win the late half?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62512497
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> nows
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They rugged the NOW anons
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What's a Lain
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>>62513132
imagine doing that in your own living room
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I thought GOOG would be a good storage of value while DRAM was undergoing non stop melties
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I have a Lain wallpaper. Fight me.
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I think you may not reclaim the QQQ 700 put wall this time.
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I feel like I need to pull out, but then he'll TACO. FUCK
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>My semis and memory are all green
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where we droppin bois
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MU really made it look like it was gonna break 1k again there...
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I am still bagholding SNXX
>wtfwt open edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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i'm all slurped out for today, go up now
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>>62513125
AVGV is more capital efficient than AVGE
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>>62513139
My MICfolio is up 5%. Do with that information what you will.
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>Brent 100
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Why has Axios abandoned us? Where is fucking Barak Ravid? Where is the fake news tweet? Where's Trump's "peace deal this week" Truth?
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My Tesla got raped
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>>62513125
I will live and die by memory. I ride with the gooks.

>>62513137
I’ve been enjoying technolyze better
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why are people squeaking on the street on cnbc
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>>62513159
Walter...help.
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>>62513157
He’s unstoppable
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fuck you bobo
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>>62513160
noice
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who else buying the google dip?
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Benchods I bought the GOOGL stock at 321. Loaded up on 3 shares. Let's get it!
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thank you bobo
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Japan has just given up on its currency
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TSLA bro's....???
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Tesla bear market just started
>Oof, there goes gravity! Snap back to reality!
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>>62513174
mfw i get paid in JPY
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LMT is up 11.5% today
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KEKKKKKKKKKK JAVIER BLAS/OIL SHORT SISTERS WHAT IS THIS!>>!?>!!>>!>!>!
https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2069779787594322420
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>>62513182
For further context: it's apparently the date which the first and second temples were destroyed, them getting kicked out of England for coin clipping, AND getting kicked out of Spain for the whole Toledo thing.
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Memory and memory accessories
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oil frens start shorting, taco coming
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Don’t look at JPYUSD mumu
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>>62513161
>Texhonolyze
I got filtered so hard by buddy crawling around with no arm. Wtf even happens in this show
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>>62513191
Time to visit Japan, I guess
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>these moves
Are bulls or bears gonna win today? I think bears will pull it off today, but we might just crab in the end.
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>>62513194
The discount creampies are nice
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Hey Jews we need some lower strikes on SPCX leaps. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>62513192
Kek, same.
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>>62513179
Dang why do I keep forgetting Straddle is a thing luckily only lost 30 bucks, puts up 10-1200%.
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I took sleeping pills and my IQ fell 40 and will stay like this for at least 8 hours.

Will the Chip-hyperscaler royal road market continue?
There are cases of 'markets princess' stocks fall but they rise again and go to the sky,
while there are cases of Market kangs falling and never recovering again.
Lots of asset light big tech and
risk controlled-government backed big banks
soared to the sky after 08.
While most of Dotcom corpos were over and most of them never came back, except winner cases like amazon and google.

Maybe the current DRAM, chips, hyperscalers will rise again after smokes of CAPEX worrying goes away and their ROI rises making them outgrow P/E. No idea. What do you guys think?

>>62513154
Thanks gotta investigate more.
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kek short oil baggies
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>>62513196
Chart says yellow today. I'm expecting crab
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It’s really crazy to think the only thing keeping Fat Fuck Donald Trump’s economy from being Great Recession status is the Data Center Stimulus Package being run by the hyperscalers.
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>>62513196
Yeah, there's no winner so far, but the market's not done yet
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How low does Google go today
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Wondering If I should go full retard here and use Margin to slurp
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Oil barons, how do we laugh at double digits IQ oil shorts without having them hanging themselves?
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>>62513214
let them hang
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>>62513210
Wow, this and tsla should keep the golden bull under control today
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>>62513211
the fuck is that hobo flat holy shit, how many cockroaches are in there?
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>>62513204
The japanese stock market of sll things did a report, the big boys have 1.5 trillion USD in AI related leases for the next 15 years. I guess this doubles their debt. Top it off with what google said, capex spending is here to stay.
Only thing that scares me is the 30 year bond rate.
>>
>>62513198
My gambling addiction asshole side of me wants to put up 5k on 0dte calls tomorrow, if they get a rocket ship out tonight it’s gotta be a relief to investors.
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>spicx
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>>62513217

nigger what golden bull are you talking about? we crabbed for 4 months and now everything is roping lmao
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>>62513218
I see 5 in this screenshot.
>>
>>62513222
The 9:30-9:43 golden bull mumus tried to ride on
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Man, bulls are trying REAL hard to push through the resistance levels. This looks pretty promising so far.
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>>62513218
He has a $400 mixer. I don't know what kind of larp he's on.
>>
>>62513192
>>62513199
Yeah admittedly it’s like my 3rd time trying to watch it because, like you, I also got filtered at the beginning by main character who just crawls around and yells at people with no other dialogue, but it does pick up if you can make it about 6 or 7 episodes in with one of the guys who try’s to start a gang turf war within the city
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I’m up almost 3% today. It’s gonna bounce isn’t it
>>
>>62513224

its called an exit pump
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>>62513218
Kek. I look like that, and live just like that. Last I heard he had 4m and so do I. Really hurts my feelings when the internet makes fun of him.
That said his voice is atrocious, and ecelebs deserve the rope.
>>
>>62513222
This. It’s not a golden bull market. It’s, if anything, a slightly stealth bear market and has been that way for months. It’s being propped up by data center stimulus.
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>>62513182
So what’s the reason the house voted for the NDAA on tisha bisha?
Seems kinda unkosher that a holiday of abstinence would be held the same day they move to splurge 1 trilly plus tip.
But hey, what do i know?
>>
so have jeets officially destroyed GOOGL?
>>
lmao at musk worshipers getting rekt
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KEK OIL BAGGOTS
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V deploying in about 46 mins
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>>62513182
good thing i'm a memelord and my cost basis is $420.69
>>62513187
this is hilarious and unsurprising
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>>62513240
Google, IBM, Microslop probably more
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QRD on why TSLA is selling off?
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NOG +2%
Silver -3%

Today is a good day
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>>62513125
Whatever anon said that getting Tesla and SpaceX into different companies halved the meme money that can go to tesla now it’s allowed to crash was brilliant. I guess I thought there is enough money in the world for both.


Merger needs to happen as soon as possible.
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>>62513251
Its a shitty overvalued company
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>Iran sent Revolutionary Guard commanders and missile-related equipment to Yemen's Houthis this month - Four Sources
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>>62513249
Shrinking margins. Dying core business. No progress on robots. Musk high on ketamine during call.
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>>62513236
https://youtu.be/IqzAXHInX48?si=2c-FWMjCgAb5Hoc3

Did you know Eva Green is part Jewish.
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>>62513258
ON
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>>62513125
>in april a girl at my church mentioned they are looking for help at the waffle house cook
>said they are extremely understaffed and implied its even making them close early cause no food no customers
>fast forward to bible study last night
>she mentions they are still short staffed
>ask how much they are offering
>$12 an hour
I will never understand this boomer mentality of "I'd rather lose money then offer better pay to get workers"
It's like an arrogant King refusing to pay his serfs. Being willing to watch his untilled soil become barren and desolate than dare to "offer this workers better pay"
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Kioxia continues to eat shit and I don't really understand why.
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my clit is so hard right now bros
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>crude oil up 25% this last month back to $91
>up 15% the last five days
>up 5.5% today alone
It's accelerating
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IBM Indian ceo on cnbc saying do not redeem
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babe it's okay the market will recover
>>
Any moment now defensive staple xisters
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>>62513251
TSLA has been overvalued for years, thanks to Musk worshipers buying it up without question. But now, there are 2 Musk companies to buy on the market. This means the demand for TSLA is suddenly almost halved.
Now that slightly bad quarterly earnings came out ($0.33 EPS) and there isn't enough demand to keep it up anymore, reality has hit its first punch of many.
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>>62513274
>accelerating
More like escalating
>>
>>62513269
did you reply "oh no wonder"? or did you puss out?
>>
>>62513235
Well, maybe the reason why everything apart from AI looks bearish is due to AI trade sucking all the liquidity. Once AI trade fades away a little, then liquidity might rotate to other sectors. There's also the idea that after the current phase of the AI buildout, the payoff will start to happen, which will finally start boosting other sectors.
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>>62513147
It'll cocktease 1k 'till sour hour and end at 970, simply put. I hope I'm wrong.
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>VIX near 20
>SPY moves like it christmas eve
What is this nigger scam, I hate this cash market gay ass movement every single day
>>
>>62513278
I'm buy the KR dip
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>>62513270
I've kept buying recently to get my average down, but leaving it for now. Think it's a bit of a turd in the short term
>>
>>62513283
I literally went "Well that's your problem" and she agreed management is retarded
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>>62513269
Waffle house is a real estate play, the combative customers and degen employees will never prove to be financially outstanding.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62513274
Told everyone oil would shortsqueeze. It could only end up that way after Scotty Bussy's dumb shorts.
Granted, I thought it would be in September or October
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>>62513244
Brenty is still over 100.
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>>62513255
>Merger needs to happen as soon as possible.
>The Holy Bag of Bags
>Spell Card
>"Why carry two bags when you can put the bags inside a bigger bag?"
>Declare the names of 2 face-up monsters on the field. For two turns treat them as a single monster with combined ATK, DEF, Levels, Types, and Attributes.
>If your opponent activates Reality Check, banish this card face-down.
>>
THE 20 AND 30 YEAR TIPS BONDS ARE NEARING 3%

THREE FUCKING PERCENT
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>>62513292
You should fuck her in the pussy.
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buying back my put spreads i sold. fuck this, getting out. expect a massive V
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Wow fuck this shit wtf is a good buy right now?
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Kek GaySex baggots
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>>62513294
The 45th trade will reverse his misfortunes, sources say.
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>>62513300
3.5% inflation + 2.5% = 6% or a PE of 17...
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>>62513303
goog unironically
300 was a great buy in price and it might get there tomorrow
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>>62513294
Kek, SpaceX.
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>>62513303
Oil.
As you were told two weeks ago.
Yes, it's STILL a buy.
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>>62513289
>crabbing in a 0.1% range
*CraAAcKK*
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>bag 7 isn't doing shit until they decrease capex
>want to buy but you already have indexslop
>maybe semis or whatever growth stuff is better
I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>
>>62513125
Google now break even year to date.
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>>62513291
I would've thought confirmation that Alphabet was increasing capex would've helped move the needle in a positive direction yesterday. Then of course the glorious nipponese decided to dump it an extra 5% for whatever reason.
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Awww fuck it's about to completely keel over aint it
>pic unrelated
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>>62513308
It's fucking disgusting and makes me wish I was a bond fag
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>>62513303
Semis/kospi/ram unironically.
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Holy shit even consumer defensive is dropping
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>>62513196
They're trying to undo rotations into the mag7 after google's earnings, so back into semis, but the net move for nasdaq is down.
They're also fomoing back into shit like dram when they're getting more exposed to energy issues in east asia again as the war gets gay again.

It's a weird balancing act and I don't know if fomoing back into semis is the play right at the moment.
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y-yall think google will recover...?
>>
>>62513328
It's KOver...
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>>62513328
It’s just retards buying semis at the peak and the markets about to have a wile e coyote moment
>>
You guys realize big tech gets by shareholders when the increase AI capex right? They are going to lower spending this quarter massively to appease shareholders and that’s when the Semi house of cards topples, next earnings.
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>>62513322
Earnings, investments etc have taken a backseat to vibes. I saw some screenshots of a Japanese forum recently and they were all very negative on the company and stock. No idea if thats the general sentiment over there and I'm too lazy to bother looking. Gonna bag hold I guess
>>
>tfw 50% cash
Just feels like the only rational option right now. I have no idea what’s going on.
>>
I got confusing notifications from Robinhood stating stocks both up and down. I'm scared to open my portfolio. It's down isn't it?
>>62512447
>productivity
They're gonna implement the same thing as the German government aren't they?
>doctors note required to use a sick day, regardless of a company caring for one
>government receives the doctors evaluation electronically
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>>62513334
I just bought some this morning and Im really getting this feeling.
>>
You didn't buy the semis dip and you won't buy the GOOGL dip. You're not defensive, you're a coward.
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>>62513334
So true
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>>62513339
>I have no idea what’s going on.
the Always Indian gamble will not pay off is what is happening. markets priced in that Always Indian was magically going to replace all humans perfectly and do it in the next couple years. that won't happen and markets will have to reprice (lower).
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>>62513347
wat?
SPY is down 2.5% from ATH. 1929 crash was 85% down. This isnt even a dip yet. How did you lose money already?
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>>62513337
>I saw some screenshots of a Japanese forum recently and they were all very negative on the company
Was that forum called /g/ by any chance?
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>>62513294
No, panic selling ruined you. It's only been 41 days since the IPO. Crazy waste of money.
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>>62513331
Everyone is spooked because of the raising guidence to $205 billion. That's an absolutely retarded level of cap ex. But unlike Oracle or Microsoft or Meta, none of Google's future AI revenue is tied to OpenAI or Anthropic

But crucially we don't know what percentage of its cap ex is for retard hyperscalers or TPU hyper scalers. It's entirely possible TPU's help them avoid the "lose $3 for every dollar get earn" crap that all the other companies are doing but we don't know how much is TPU's
>>
>>62513348
>Pawg ID
ayo mama can a man get a sniff?
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>>62513334
ok bobo, back to sleep.
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>>62513357
ADR?
Price at $174. Looks like you profited then. Good job on getting out
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>>62513350
It's amazing how it went from
>"Wow AI is amazing!"
to
>"Oh shit wait AI loses money, quick just to mass layoffs to quickly improve earnings"
to
>"OH shit way engineers actually do important shit for the company, okay rehire cheap indians instead"
We are here. The inevitable next one is
>"OH FUCK we get what we pay for! The indians were cheap for a reason and everything fucks sucks and is breaking!"
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>>62513360
Sure *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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Questions? Refer to the chart.
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>GOOG
Oh my fuck someone get Buffet on the phone
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>>62513275

>african space company down big
>African robot/scifi car company down big
>indian chip company down big
>indian tech company down big
>indian software company down big

GRIM
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If you are getting rekked look in the mirror to see who is at fault. Its not me or my village
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>>62513368
We can't, he's at a buffet
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>>62513365
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Turns out this VIX wick yesterday was just a spoiler
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Bottom is in on google last chance for discounts until 2028
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>>62513364
Its a crazy world in that head of yours babe
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>>62513353
Nah, it was an actual Japanese forum, with real.japs and everything
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>>62513364
it's the exact same playbook as the self driving car scam from 2015.
>oh yes full level 5 SDC's by 2020! every trucker will be replaced and the goyim can now slave while they commute! so efficient!
>2020 comes and goes
>goalposts get shifted
>focus on other shiny shit instead to distract from constant failure
>hey look at these robots and AI or something.
>data centers in space goy! we're all going to be living on mars in a few years!
we're here
>oh they lied about everything and it was a giant grift since day one
>new Always Indian winter
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>>62513379
You'd be surprised its mostly cute things in here.
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>>62513368
He only buys tech when others are bullish. Buy when others are fearful only applies to Japanese onsens and discount nail clipper manufacturers. Sorry.
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Should we slurp META?
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>>62513373
It's pronounced
>Boofaye
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Everything Musk touches turns to SHIT!
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$92 per barrel
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>>62513372
so much cow piss to drink. his cub runneth over
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noice
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>>62513385
Data centers in space kills me. It's the litmus test to see if someone actually knows what they are talking about when they discuss their investments or if they are a crypto bro tier idiot
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>>62513368

Holy shit it’s headed for $270
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>>62513390
Unironically, TSLA should be kicked out of SP500 ASAP.
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>>62513388

sorry I already have Google bags and Amazon bags I am not interested in Meta bags at the moment sirs

I did buy some more AMZN today tho I think its retarded that they are down bigly everyone knows they are going to own the world
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guys Google is going full solomon
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>>62513396
What about the $215 gap?
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>>62513371
Money just hit the bank, money just hit my bank
Money just hit the bank, money just hit my bank
Money just hit the bank, money just hit my bank
Money just hit the bank, money just hit my bank (Bank)
Today is a good day (Bank, bank, bank, bank)
Today is a good day (Bank)
>>
>>62513392
KEK OIL BAGGOT

$92 top
$85 local bottom
$90 TACO truthnuke
$70 EOM
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>NOW
Nice pump, guys. Told you so.
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feeling comfy with my 10% SCHD 10% SGOV, 20% REITs and 60% VOO.
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>>62513125
Which one of you smiggers nuked the tesla?
>>
I am officially a google baggie, RIP previous gains
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what the fuck is saarvicenow doing
also nuke switzerland
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>>62513408
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>>62513405
check the rest of the market and SaaS silly and compare how it is doing today compared to the last two times it reported
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>>62513405
kek
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>>62513406
Are you about to retire?
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>>62513410
>saarvicenow
kek
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>>62513409
Google has a future. Could be worse, you could be a MSFT baggie.
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>>62513395
yeah it's probably one of the most egregious sci fi fairy tale fantasies they've floated. same with "asteroid mining". i hate nerds so much
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>>62513386
Ya i know youve got a lot going on in there. Today is a pretty fateful day for me with the intc earnings, i will be on a train to venice though so i might not be able to post about it
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>>62513415
not even close
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>>62513242
Damn, am I glad I got out of Tesla around $400. Had a bet on them a while back that didn't pan out but still had plenty of time on. Kek two memestocks was one too many. I'm guessing this is going to become a long term downward trend on Tesla.

>>62513319
I think I'm just gonna maintain this cash heavy position. Seems way safer then the experts who claim I should be invested and diversified.
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>>62513381
I was merely jesting anon.
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UBER laid off 10% of its customer service employees today to "embrace AI" lmao

anyways they are at a 3 month low maybe a slurp
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>>62513409
Damn me too. My retardation told me to buy in tuesday.
Well if you’re gonna be dumb you gotta act tough
Holding the bags through whatever now
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>>62513417
It's a long term hold but still annoyed I actually thought it would pump after earnings (haha serves me right)
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>>62513389
Then why is it not written like that.
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haha mu hit 1000 or extremely close to it 3 times now
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>>62513429
Well, it was about as bullish as it could've been with the most important thing of cloud revenue overshooting by a lot, but it still dumped. It ain't called LAG7 for nothing.
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>>62513406
Ok grandpa let's get you to bed
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TLT chads will rise
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Google jeet being interviewed by Cramer
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>>62513399
>Amazon
Ouch, fren. Best of luck
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>>62513417
>>62513408

All these tech companies are incinerating cash on Datacenters. Nobody has any idea how to profit off this besides a paid subscription to use a glorified voice teller. It’s unequivocally over.
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I believe in the company
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>>62513436
MU is coiling and will close above $1,050 today.
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>>62513446
>MU is coiling and will close above $1,050 today.
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>>62513448
Kek
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>>62513400
You should buy darling
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>>62513443
We all know AI is overhyped no need to go full luddite over that factoid.
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I will tell my grandchildren I was there for the great MU battle of 1000
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>Capextards being "oooooooooo I'm gonna CAPEEEEXXX 9000 billions yearly and INCREASE it for the next 10 years and even more"
>only to increase yearly earnings by 10 billions or some shit
Great investment you have there. Even government overpsending and national debt is more sustainable.
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>>62513446
probably it's been going back and forth from 999 to mid 980s 3 times too
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>>62513448
>>62513446
this is true, some 1040 calls out there
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What a scam.
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>oil shock selloff
>photonics and memory poomping
>soiboi tec up 20%+
Okidoki.
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>>62513453
The big "oh fuck" moment is when investors realize the cap ex return is less than the risk free return if these companies just bought government bonds
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>>62513457
Is he meant to say this publicly
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>>62513457
You and I both know that's not real, why lie on the internet is nothing sacred?
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>>62513457

okay but what if we invest in the chips WITH 3X LEVERAGE!?!!!!
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New SPX lows
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>>62513457
But NVDA is the cheapest its ever been
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>>62513457
We're going to get a financial crisis again where we get more laws that do nothing because the next financial crisis will just be new bullshit no one thought of
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>>62513457
What the fuck kinda incestuous circular logic is this shit?
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>>62513446
Dunno, looks it's starting to lose steam. I think that rejection looks way more likely.
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>>62513469
Correct
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>>62513472

they are patching the infinite money glitch
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>>62513459
-_- that isnt even close to reality dear. I dont know the exact numbers but google said it was very good several times on their call, thats why they are investing so heavily. They are pretty good at math over there too believe it or not
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>>62513390
is that renawable shit? im looking to increase % of green tech in my port
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>>62513457
>>
> watched my CRWV and MUY position go to 10 and 6.5% respectively
> watched the them drop to like 1 and 2% and then sold only to watch them bounce back up
whats wrong with me
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>>62513337
Mag7 and saas baggies are just experiencing what semis went through last month. Everyone was saying bubble popped cause micron dumped after record earnings. Now shoe is on the other foot as hedgies rotate back. Enjoy.
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>>62513472
>be railroads
>back and invest heavily in steel
>steel industry grows
>railroad grows
>economy grows
>"circular logic"
It's not a circle because consoomers are consooming the product.
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this market is full of completely retarded muttmerican gorilla niggers
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>>62513469
Things are going to be ok and i wish you would trust me about that. You need all those bad thoughts snuggled away
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>>62513484
which is exactly why its time to buy SaaS then when end of month rebalancing happens like last month SaaS will pop again maybe even more so as all the hediges on holiday will be back and yes i love copium
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why did the SPCX experiment fail?
>>
imagine shorting oil with taxpayer money
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>>62513488
Google dropping 7% despite a 30% increase in revenue is just disgusting. I still think it's the best play because its not dependent on the AI companies paying them back, and there is the TPU wild card, but the market is definitely shitting itself in fear
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>>62513488
What's new putty cat?
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>>62513500
well the money is just lying there why not use it for something positive?
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Is space computer going out of business?
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Why is an AI company doing rockets?
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OILERS GET OILING
OIL OIL OIL OIL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL
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>>62513378
>1 pbtid
Mmm, nah, no thanks. You're probably bagholding it
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>oil up 6%
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I feel like markets are very fearful but the numbers don't show it. Is this a case of people being taught to remain calm and wait for the TACO or what? I just don't see any bullish indicators.
>>
serious question
why the fuck dont the ata centers just build out in international waters?
all the space they need, all the water they need to cool their shit and infinite solar and tidal generator space to build
why bother fucking with land rights niggers etc
be like las vegas - build in the middle of fucking no where and turn it into a paradise
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Here.... it.... chumbles!
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>>62513462
Yes but what about fourth leverage?
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>>62513496
Wyell semis/memory haven't fully recovered either so you'll be bagholding for awhile.
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TICKER: VIX
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>instagram waifu just text me pictures of herself in bikinis and skimpy work out clothes

Being an UNC’d out Boomer has its positives sometimes.
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>>62513517
Wow and I thought I was the biggest retard on here.
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It was about time that I make a retarded trade. I’m a baggie now
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>finally cave and buy this one stock I had long term hopes on
>literally breaks downward the next day
>crabs
>break downward some more
Fucking seriously? Ugh I should have just went 100% cash back in May
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7400 breached
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>>62513523
Congrats, but how do I profit from that?
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>>62513517
Saltwater is extremely corrosive, and eats away at everything given enough time.
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>>62513517
I like it.
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>>62513503
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>>62513420
Youre better off focusing on growth even if there is a bubble by DCA-ing into growth focused etfs. Yes, even if there is a tech bubble, because you'll win when it crashes.
But you wont listen anyway so
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>>62513517
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?t=447
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>Nasdick blood red
>Mammaries gushing milk
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>>62513523
Anon you're in a romance scam with a Nigerian man
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>>62513294
>realizes fat loss
>still bagholds
>please fly again
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>>62513485
Wait, NVDA is in railroads now?
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guys all my shit is red
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OIL CHADS REPORT IN
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>>62513532
oh yea then why arent we all underwater right now? seawater on this planet has existed for trillions of years
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>>62513543
Go to a doctor

And tell him you've got terminal baggotry and its bleeding out your ass.

He'll know what to do.
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>>62513536

>they are spending money to make a thing that is making them more money
>AHHHH FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHH

I bought some QQQ and I'm just gonna go play videogames. you niggers are so gay
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>>62513536
oh no
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Sold all 240 shares of SPY.
This is the big one.

Hopefully I can buy SPY back at around 600 maybe even 580. Israel has also opened up its bomb shelters. Last time they did this those ragheads lobbed the heavy stuff at em.
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>>62513526
How you gonna feel down 55%
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>>62513548
>they are spending money to make a thing that is making them more money
>AI
>making money
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>>62513517
Mostly the fact that any seawater you intake for cooling will occasionally get its pipe clogged by a rogue sea turtle or regular seaweed.
The oceans have so much life in them and they want to grow on ur tubes.
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>>62513520
thats not how it works lol do you actually think they are going to be pushing semis 1/1 how they were in march april and may? yeah no
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>>62513513
Thats the only reason for the bad market. Once all that nonsense is done with they will send tech up again, and i hope you buy some during this discounting phase. Everythings gonna be ok in the end, trust me
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>>62513536
It’s on bro the boomers on tv told me it’s still the early innings of the spending
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Almost back to -50% on oil. Keep going pls.
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>>62513548

AI is making Google money? May I see?
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>>62513531
you sell the pics to people online
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>>62513523
Shut the fuck up grandpa.
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GOOGL MARINES.
REPORT IN AND FUCKING BUY THIS DIP.
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>>62513557
All I'm saying is that it will most likely take more than a month for a full recovery. The market is vibes based right now, a casino if you will. The fact that you're surprised GOOG dumped at all is testament to that.
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INTCbros... I got a bad feeling
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>Oil STILL keeps going up
lmao they can't even suppress it anymore
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>>62513563
Anon... thats what the male on the other end of that account is doing

We need to ban old people from /smg/
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>>62513531
some niggas are so extremely lonely they think bitches talking at them through a screen a millions miles away (which could, these days, very likely be a AI chat bot) is interacting with a good way to live
>>
TOO LOW TERRAIN
PULL UP
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>>62513567
>That $66 gap
Damn youse guys are boned.
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>>62513567

options are predicting 15% movement for INTC earnings lmao...
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>>62513555
Baby it is. You are gonna miss out again and its gonna make you even crazier when you have to add a new layer of self delusion onto everything thats already there. You know it already made me rich right? And there is more around the corner
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>>62513546
very funny. I'm losing everything and you're making jokes
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>>62513531

>find 3rd world baddie on instagram
>target females with single in their profile
>”socialize”, add as friend, chat, drop hints of being successful, make sure you have a non 3rd world flag in your profile
>connect outside instagram in WhatsApp
>ask financial status
>offer “help” via $10-$30 a month for whatever they need
>you will get whatever you ask for

I had one actually tattoo my name on her arm and she literally lives across the planet. Not sure how that worked but it did. Probably because I paid for a $80 bed one time. This is not a gf finder just a pure enjoyment play. You get to goon with a real person and feel powerful by sending very small amounts of money. Instagram is full of attention starved women that they will do anything to feel special.

This is financial advice.
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AMD IS RED AHHHHHHH
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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>>62513558
>Once all that nonsense is done
lol, lmao even. It only ends in full blown global depression. But indeed, once the depression is over, tech will go up again.
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>>62513569
never heard of circular economy?
unironically that's how we are trying to make ai too
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>>62513542
They should be. Need to haul around all those chips in a big circle. :^)
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what the fuck are these mu moves? im about to open an ibkr account and start scalping
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>>62513581

>FULL BLOWN GLOBAL DEPRESSION INCOMING

you sound pretty emotional. you aren't supposed to be so emotional in the casino dude
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>>62513570
>>62513540

Seems highly unlikely. I don’t think a Nigerian would be taking numerous selfies with my name clearly on her. Haven’t you guys been in 4chan for 20years? It’s so fucken simple to weed out scammers with the simplest trickers learned on /b/. The meme shoe on head was to filter any non females posting her.
>>
I blame the browns for this, like sundar pinchy
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>>62513579
That's crazy. The patrician's OnlyFans, I guess.
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>3% off ATHs
we won
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>>62513590
Easily faked with AI these days. Don't send "her" any money anon
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Dont get caught up in negativity and schadenfreude and fear. Courage is the cutest emotion babe, hope right behind
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>Gonna sell?
>Gonna piss your pants?
>Maybe?
>Maybe shit and cum?
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>>62513593

nasdaq is like 9% off highs. pretty bigly drop desu
>>
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>>62513588
Almost seems like there are bots that counteract any attempt to move beyond 1k.
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>TSLA
Hory shit there's no floor to this
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>>62513601
>guys see this and say hell yeah
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memorybros
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>>62513601
Chimps can rip your cock off and gouge out your eyes with ease.
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I had €45k in GOOG
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>>62513608
lol. lmao even
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>GOOG
what in the hell happened? earnings did not meet expectations?
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>>62513608
>>62513610
+25% YOY revenue btw

just forget about those 200 AI billies pls
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>>62513588
>>62513600
At the same time it's suspicious how MU is seemingly the only big tech stock that's not dropping. It's almost like a glitch in a video game. The price is just stuck.
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>>62513600
They're just waiting for any 1 (ONE) smigger to short at the 1k line before it finally surges up.
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>>62513611
Gemini can’t explain it?
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The MSFT nigger is suspiciously quiet. Where did all that bravado go huh Rajeesh?
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>>62513595
Yeah...internet being globalized has made everything shit. I was talking to some bitch and was baited to go to an address in the middle of the night in the same city. It seemed strange from the start but I was horny to fuck. When I'm outside the building I let them now and then 'she' tells me I need to send a bank transfer to some bank address before she lets me in? Was probably a nigger in francafrique because the bank details pointed to a French bank. Guess some will actually fall for shit like that nowadays. Prostitutes are more expensive than just dating and fucking in Europe lol.
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Heating/Gas oil going crazy.

Expensive winter ahead.
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>Now even memory is dumping
Kek I knew it. TACO is a blight on the economy.
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>>62513622
Thank you blormpf and Jews
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>>62513611
they exceeded earnings expectations

alright I'm done panic posting now ty 4 ur patience
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damn what a shit day
>>
I can’t believe there’s no taco…..I lost it all.
>>
What mind virus makes you unable to say the name of a person you dislike? And what are your positions?
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>ATH for WTI was around $130 back in 2008
>That's over 200 "dollars" in Current Year money
oilchads we are still early
>inb4 "Taco"
nah Iran won't let him Taco now, at least not without concessions that are too painful for the US to accept, for now
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dont wanna look. I assume everything is fine. you cant make me.
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>>62513619
You should be all-in shorting MSFT. Who is defending that company at this point? Satya is the worst CEO by market cap.
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LOTD is still a higher low
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will it V this time
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>>62513646
MY SHITS ALL RED!!!
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>>62513646
Things are pretty comfy right now. I mean depending on what you're holding of course.
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>>62513611
AI bubble popped
they're going to blame it on oil so that retail keeps buying the 'dip'
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>>62513620

If I ever wanted to meet my instagram waifus I’d make them pay for to visit me, in a neutral but fun place. Most can’t because they are 3rd worlders but I have done it with women from my area. I went on a blind vacation with a chick to Vegas. She talked big game but was a little bitch in the end. She wanted sexo which was cool but when it came to dressing up and going down into the casino for dinner and drinks she wore the lamest outfits. Really killed the vibe.
>>
Holy shit I love Iran. They made my highly leveraged paper oil bags print again after almost getting wiped out.
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>>62513640
What kind of mind virus made blormpf think that killing a 90 year old Shia cleric would collapse the entire Iranian state?
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Someone called the 11:30 V
I'd like a word
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it has to break out of this channel in September or we will never reach the stars.
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>>62513579
I'd rather keep the money, even if it was 1$, rather than give it to random foids. It'd be different if ou were at least keeping them on the hook to fuck them.
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>>62513611
their latest Gemini model underperformed
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>>62513579
>Interacting with women.
NGMI
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Warren Zevon - My Shit's Fucked Up

Well, I went to the doctor
I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough"
"Let me break it to you, son"
"Your shit's fucked up."
I said, "my shit's fucked up?"
Well, I don't see how--"
He said, "The shit that used to work--
It won't work now."
I had a dream
Ah, shucks, oh, well
Now it's all fucked up
It's shot to hell
Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to (you)
That amazing grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry
Yeah, you want to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down:
It's the fucked up shit
>>
In times like these it is important to crack a joke:

What's gay and retarded and red all over?
YOUR PORTFOLIO!
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>>62513675
This is, and I say without sarcasm, the saddest song I know.
>>
Big money won’t let MU go past 1000. gg
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Europe is in real trouble now.
>>
inverse head and shoulders on QQQ
>>
looks like google turnt around
>>
Google already going back up? Lame, I was hoping for sub 310 at least
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>>62513682

That’s LNG reserves.
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>>62513579
ur pathetic
>>
Good morning
Death to Israel
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>>62513676
haha...
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>>62513685
>>62513686
this is just me buying more cheapies
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>>62513676
>>
Could Bobina cum? It's more possible than ever, say experts—but these gooners aren't so sure
>>
my AI investments go back up right
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>>62513693
Same here but I wanted cheaper
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>>62513688

Ask me if I care lol lmao
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>>62513695
Bobina likes to edge.
Moomina is the real coomer.
>>
>>62513663
Correct, Trump did a stupid thing. Now why are you behaving like a retarded faggot?
>>
>>62513676
*thundering applause*
ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!
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>>62513695
I’ve been flickin that bean all morning in a matter of speaking
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Can we get a moment of silence for Space baggies please.
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>>62513681
It did go past 1000, albeit briefly.
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>>62513705
>>62513705
>>62513705
>>62513705
Migrate
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>>62513663
the israelis have shit on him thats why he did what he did
corruption is the worst modern crime
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>>62513575
holy hubris
lmao its definitely over
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>>62513686
Vinning; to be in the process of vinned.
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>>62513406
Lmao nigga getting 3% apy like a true boomer that’s fun dude
>>
>>62513448
>>62513446
Bruh you bought an all time high on MU? You’re about to get a 30% retracement get the fuck out now!!!!
>>
>>62513532
I thought it strengthened Roman concrete?
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>>62513561
You can, margins and revenue were up. I think 90% on adds.
>>
>>62513620
She slavic or black?



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