26s early half - value shill victory edition.Will VT win the late half?>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62512497
> nows
They rugged the NOW anons
What's a Lain
>>62513132imagine doing that in your own living room
I thought GOOG would be a good storage of value while DRAM was undergoing non stop melties
I have a Lain wallpaper. Fight me.
I think you may not reclaim the QQQ 700 put wall this time.
I feel like I need to pull out, but then he'll TACO. FUCK
>My semis and memory are all green
where we droppin bois
MU really made it look like it was gonna break 1k again there...
I am still bagholding SNXX>wtfwt open editionthank you for your attention to this matter
i'm all slurped out for today, go up now
>>62513125AVGV is more capital efficient than AVGE
>>62513139My MICfolio is up 5%. Do with that information what you will.
>Brent 100
Why has Axios abandoned us? Where is fucking Barak Ravid? Where is the fake news tweet? Where's Trump's "peace deal this week" Truth?
My Tesla got raped
>>62513125I will live and die by memory. I ride with the gooks.>>62513137I’ve been enjoying technolyze better
why are people squeaking on the street on cnbc
>>62513159Walter...help.
>>62513157He’s unstoppable
fuck you bobo
>>62513160noice
who else buying the google dip?
Benchods I bought the GOOGL stock at 321. Loaded up on 3 shares. Let's get it!
thank you bobo
Japan has just given up on its currency
TSLA bro's....???
Tesla bear market just started>Oof, there goes gravity! Snap back to reality!
>>62513174mfw i get paid in JPY
LMT is up 11.5% today
KEKKKKKKKKKK JAVIER BLAS/OIL SHORT SISTERS WHAT IS THIS!>>!?>!!>>!>!>! https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2069779787594322420
>>62513182For further context: it's apparently the date which the first and second temples were destroyed, them getting kicked out of England for coin clipping, AND getting kicked out of Spain for the whole Toledo thing.
Memory and memory accessories
oil frens start shorting, taco coming
Don’t look at JPYUSD mumu
>>62513161>Texhonolyze I got filtered so hard by buddy crawling around with no arm. Wtf even happens in this show
>>62513191Time to visit Japan, I guess
>these movesAre bulls or bears gonna win today? I think bears will pull it off today, but we might just crab in the end.
>>62513194The discount creampies are nice
Hey Jews we need some lower strikes on SPCX leaps. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62513192Kek, same.
>>62513179Dang why do I keep forgetting Straddle is a thing luckily only lost 30 bucks, puts up 10-1200%.
I took sleeping pills and my IQ fell 40 and will stay like this for at least 8 hours. Will the Chip-hyperscaler royal road market continue? There are cases of 'markets princess' stocks fall but they rise again and go to the sky, while there are cases of Market kangs falling and never recovering again.Lots of asset light big tech and risk controlled-government backed big banks soared to the sky after 08. While most of Dotcom corpos were over and most of them never came back, except winner cases like amazon and google.Maybe the current DRAM, chips, hyperscalers will rise again after smokes of CAPEX worrying goes away and their ROI rises making them outgrow P/E. No idea. What do you guys think?>>62513154Thanks gotta investigate more.
kek short oil baggies
>>62513196Chart says yellow today. I'm expecting crab
It’s really crazy to think the only thing keeping Fat Fuck Donald Trump’s economy from being Great Recession status is the Data Center Stimulus Package being run by the hyperscalers.
>>62513196Yeah, there's no winner so far, but the market's not done yet
How low does Google go today
Wondering If I should go full retard here and use Margin to slurp
Oil barons, how do we laugh at double digits IQ oil shorts without having them hanging themselves?
>>62513214let them hang
>>62513210Wow, this and tsla should keep the golden bull under control today
>>62513211the fuck is that hobo flat holy shit, how many cockroaches are in there?
>>62513204The japanese stock market of sll things did a report, the big boys have 1.5 trillion USD in AI related leases for the next 15 years. I guess this doubles their debt. Top it off with what google said, capex spending is here to stay.Only thing that scares me is the 30 year bond rate.
>>62513198My gambling addiction asshole side of me wants to put up 5k on 0dte calls tomorrow, if they get a rocket ship out tonight it’s gotta be a relief to investors.
>spicx
>>62513217nigger what golden bull are you talking about? we crabbed for 4 months and now everything is roping lmao
>>62513218I see 5 in this screenshot.
>>62513222The 9:30-9:43 golden bull mumus tried to ride on
Man, bulls are trying REAL hard to push through the resistance levels. This looks pretty promising so far.
>>62513218He has a $400 mixer. I don't know what kind of larp he's on.
>>62513192>>62513199Yeah admittedly it’s like my 3rd time trying to watch it because, like you, I also got filtered at the beginning by main character who just crawls around and yells at people with no other dialogue, but it does pick up if you can make it about 6 or 7 episodes in with one of the guys who try’s to start a gang turf war within the city
I’m up almost 3% today. It’s gonna bounce isn’t it
>>62513224its called an exit pump
>>62513218Kek. I look like that, and live just like that. Last I heard he had 4m and so do I. Really hurts my feelings when the internet makes fun of him.That said his voice is atrocious, and ecelebs deserve the rope.
>>62513222This. It’s not a golden bull market. It’s, if anything, a slightly stealth bear market and has been that way for months. It’s being propped up by data center stimulus.
>>62513182So what’s the reason the house voted for the NDAA on tisha bisha?Seems kinda unkosher that a holiday of abstinence would be held the same day they move to splurge 1 trilly plus tip.But hey, what do i know?
so have jeets officially destroyed GOOGL?
lmao at musk worshipers getting rekt
KEK OIL BAGGOTSEKOILBAGGOTS
V deploying in about 46 mins
>>62513182good thing i'm a memelord and my cost basis is $420.69>>62513187this is hilarious and unsurprising
>>62513240Google, IBM, Microslop probably more
QRD on why TSLA is selling off?
NOG +2%Silver -3%Today is a good day
>>62513125Whatever anon said that getting Tesla and SpaceX into different companies halved the meme money that can go to tesla now it’s allowed to crash was brilliant. I guess I thought there is enough money in the world for both.Merger needs to happen as soon as possible.
>>62513251Its a shitty overvalued company
>Iran sent Revolutionary Guard commanders and missile-related equipment to Yemen's Houthis this month - Four Sources
>>62513249Shrinking margins. Dying core business. No progress on robots. Musk high on ketamine during call.
>>62513236https://youtu.be/IqzAXHInX48?si=2c-FWMjCgAb5Hoc3Did you know Eva Green is part Jewish.
>>62513258ON
>>62513125>in april a girl at my church mentioned they are looking for help at the waffle house cook>said they are extremely understaffed and implied its even making them close early cause no food no customers>fast forward to bible study last night>she mentions they are still short staffed>ask how much they are offering>$12 an hourI will never understand this boomer mentality of "I'd rather lose money then offer better pay to get workers"It's like an arrogant King refusing to pay his serfs. Being willing to watch his untilled soil become barren and desolate than dare to "offer this workers better pay"
Kioxia continues to eat shit and I don't really understand why.
my clit is so hard right now bros
>crude oil up 25% this last month back to $91>up 15% the last five days>up 5.5% today aloneIt's accelerating
IBM Indian ceo on cnbc saying do not redeem
babe it's okay the market will recover
Any moment now defensive staple xisters
>>62513251TSLA has been overvalued for years, thanks to Musk worshipers buying it up without question. But now, there are 2 Musk companies to buy on the market. This means the demand for TSLA is suddenly almost halved.Now that slightly bad quarterly earnings came out ($0.33 EPS) and there isn't enough demand to keep it up anymore, reality has hit its first punch of many.
>>62513274>accelerating More like escalating
>>62513269did you reply "oh no wonder"? or did you puss out?
>>62513235Well, maybe the reason why everything apart from AI looks bearish is due to AI trade sucking all the liquidity. Once AI trade fades away a little, then liquidity might rotate to other sectors. There's also the idea that after the current phase of the AI buildout, the payoff will start to happen, which will finally start boosting other sectors.
>>62513147It'll cocktease 1k 'till sour hour and end at 970, simply put. I hope I'm wrong.
>VIX near 20>SPY moves like it christmas eveWhat is this nigger scam, I hate this cash market gay ass movement every single day
>>62513278I'm buy the KR dip
>>62513270I've kept buying recently to get my average down, but leaving it for now. Think it's a bit of a turd in the short term
>>62513283I literally went "Well that's your problem" and she agreed management is retarded
>>62513269Waffle house is a real estate play, the combative customers and degen employees will never prove to be financially outstanding.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>>62513274Told everyone oil would shortsqueeze. It could only end up that way after Scotty Bussy's dumb shorts.Granted, I thought it would be in September or October
>>62513244Brenty is still over 100.
>>62513255>Merger needs to happen as soon as possible.>The Holy Bag of Bags>Spell Card>"Why carry two bags when you can put the bags inside a bigger bag?">Declare the names of 2 face-up monsters on the field. For two turns treat them as a single monster with combined ATK, DEF, Levels, Types, and Attributes.>If your opponent activates Reality Check, banish this card face-down.
THE 20 AND 30 YEAR TIPS BONDS ARE NEARING 3%THREE FUCKING PERCENT
>>62513292You should fuck her in the pussy.
buying back my put spreads i sold. fuck this, getting out. expect a massive V
Wow fuck this shit wtf is a good buy right now?
Kek GaySex baggots
>>62513294The 45th trade will reverse his misfortunes, sources say.
>>625133003.5% inflation + 2.5% = 6% or a PE of 17...
>>62513303goog unironically300 was a great buy in price and it might get there tomorrow
>>62513294Kek, SpaceX.
>>62513303Oil.As you were told two weeks ago.Yes, it's STILL a buy.
>>62513289>crabbing in a 0.1% range*CraAAcKK*
>bag 7 isn't doing shit until they decrease capex>want to buy but you already have indexslop>maybe semis or whatever growth stuff is betterI have no idea what I'm doing.
>>62513125Google now break even year to date.
>>62513291I would've thought confirmation that Alphabet was increasing capex would've helped move the needle in a positive direction yesterday. Then of course the glorious nipponese decided to dump it an extra 5% for whatever reason.
Awww fuck it's about to completely keel over aint it>pic unrelated
>>62513308It's fucking disgusting and makes me wish I was a bond fag
>>62513303Semis/kospi/ram unironically.
Holy shit even consumer defensive is dropping
>>62513196They're trying to undo rotations into the mag7 after google's earnings, so back into semis, but the net move for nasdaq is down.They're also fomoing back into shit like dram when they're getting more exposed to energy issues in east asia again as the war gets gay again. It's a weird balancing act and I don't know if fomoing back into semis is the play right at the moment.
y-yall think google will recover...?
>>62513328It's KOver...
>>62513328It’s just retards buying semis at the peak and the markets about to have a wile e coyote moment
You guys realize big tech gets by shareholders when the increase AI capex right? They are going to lower spending this quarter massively to appease shareholders and that’s when the Semi house of cards topples, next earnings.
>>62513322Earnings, investments etc have taken a backseat to vibes. I saw some screenshots of a Japanese forum recently and they were all very negative on the company and stock. No idea if thats the general sentiment over there and I'm too lazy to bother looking. Gonna bag hold I guess
>tfw 50% cash Just feels like the only rational option right now. I have no idea what’s going on.
I got confusing notifications from Robinhood stating stocks both up and down. I'm scared to open my portfolio. It's down isn't it?>>62512447>productivityThey're gonna implement the same thing as the German government aren't they?>doctors note required to use a sick day, regardless of a company caring for one>government receives the doctors evaluation electronically
>>62513334I just bought some this morning and Im really getting this feeling.
You didn't buy the semis dip and you won't buy the GOOGL dip. You're not defensive, you're a coward.
>>62513334So true
>>62513339>I have no idea what’s going on.the Always Indian gamble will not pay off is what is happening. markets priced in that Always Indian was magically going to replace all humans perfectly and do it in the next couple years. that won't happen and markets will have to reprice (lower).
>>62513347wat?SPY is down 2.5% from ATH. 1929 crash was 85% down. This isnt even a dip yet. How did you lose money already?
>>62513337>I saw some screenshots of a Japanese forum recently and they were all very negative on the companyWas that forum called /g/ by any chance?
>>62513294No, panic selling ruined you. It's only been 41 days since the IPO. Crazy waste of money.
>>62513331Everyone is spooked because of the raising guidence to $205 billion. That's an absolutely retarded level of cap ex. But unlike Oracle or Microsoft or Meta, none of Google's future AI revenue is tied to OpenAI or AnthropicBut crucially we don't know what percentage of its cap ex is for retard hyperscalers or TPU hyper scalers. It's entirely possible TPU's help them avoid the "lose $3 for every dollar get earn" crap that all the other companies are doing but we don't know how much is TPU's
>>62513348>Pawg IDayo mama can a man get a sniff?
>>62513334ok bobo, back to sleep.
>>62513357ADR?Price at $174. Looks like you profited then. Good job on getting out
>>62513350It's amazing how it went from>"Wow AI is amazing!"to>"Oh shit wait AI loses money, quick just to mass layoffs to quickly improve earnings"to>"OH shit way engineers actually do important shit for the company, okay rehire cheap indians instead"We are here. The inevitable next one is >"OH FUCK we get what we pay for! The indians were cheap for a reason and everything fucks sucks and is breaking!"
>>62513360Sure *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Questions? Refer to the chart.
>GOOGOh my fuck someone get Buffet on the phone
>>62513275>african space company down big>African robot/scifi car company down big>indian chip company down big>indian tech company down big>indian software company down bigGRIM
If you are getting rekked look in the mirror to see who is at fault. Its not me or my village
>>62513368We can't, he's at a buffet
>>62513365
Turns out this VIX wick yesterday was just a spoiler
Bottom is in on google last chance for discounts until 2028
>>62513364Its a crazy world in that head of yours babe
>>62513353Nah, it was an actual Japanese forum, with real.japs and everything
>>62513364it's the exact same playbook as the self driving car scam from 2015. >oh yes full level 5 SDC's by 2020! every trucker will be replaced and the goyim can now slave while they commute! so efficient! >2020 comes and goes>goalposts get shifted >focus on other shiny shit instead to distract from constant failure>hey look at these robots and AI or something. >data centers in space goy! we're all going to be living on mars in a few years!we're here>oh they lied about everything and it was a giant grift since day one>new Always Indian winter
>>62513379You'd be surprised its mostly cute things in here.
>>62513368He only buys tech when others are bullish. Buy when others are fearful only applies to Japanese onsens and discount nail clipper manufacturers. Sorry.
Should we slurp META?
>>62513373It's pronounced>Boofaye
Everything Musk touches turns to SHIT!
$92 per barrel
>>62513372so much cow piss to drink. his cub runneth over
noice
>>62513385Data centers in space kills me. It's the litmus test to see if someone actually knows what they are talking about when they discuss their investments or if they are a crypto bro tier idiot
>>62513368Holy shit it’s headed for $270
>>62513390Unironically, TSLA should be kicked out of SP500 ASAP.
>>62513388sorry I already have Google bags and Amazon bags I am not interested in Meta bags at the moment sirsI did buy some more AMZN today tho I think its retarded that they are down bigly everyone knows they are going to own the world
guys Google is going full solomon
>>62513396What about the $215 gap?
>>62513371Money just hit the bank, money just hit my bankMoney just hit the bank, money just hit my bankMoney just hit the bank, money just hit my bankMoney just hit the bank, money just hit my bank (Bank)Today is a good day (Bank, bank, bank, bank)Today is a good day (Bank)
>>62513392KEK OIL BAGGOT$92 top$85 local bottom$90 TACO truthnuke$70 EOM
>NOWNice pump, guys. Told you so.
feeling comfy with my 10% SCHD 10% SGOV, 20% REITs and 60% VOO.
>>62513125Which one of you smiggers nuked the tesla?
I am officially a google baggie, RIP previous gains
what the fuck is saarvicenow doingalso nuke switzerland
>>62513408
>>62513405check the rest of the market and SaaS silly and compare how it is doing today compared to the last two times it reported
>>62513405kek
>>62513406Are you about to retire?
>>62513410>saarvicenowkek
>>62513409Google has a future. Could be worse, you could be a MSFT baggie.
>>62513395yeah it's probably one of the most egregious sci fi fairy tale fantasies they've floated. same with "asteroid mining". i hate nerds so much
>>62513386Ya i know youve got a lot going on in there. Today is a pretty fateful day for me with the intc earnings, i will be on a train to venice though so i might not be able to post about it
>>62513415not even close
>>62513242Damn, am I glad I got out of Tesla around $400. Had a bet on them a while back that didn't pan out but still had plenty of time on. Kek two memestocks was one too many. I'm guessing this is going to become a long term downward trend on Tesla.>>62513319I think I'm just gonna maintain this cash heavy position. Seems way safer then the experts who claim I should be invested and diversified.
>>62513381I was merely jesting anon.
UBER laid off 10% of its customer service employees today to "embrace AI" lmaoanyways they are at a 3 month low maybe a slurp
>>62513409Damn me too. My retardation told me to buy in tuesday.Well if you’re gonna be dumb you gotta act toughHolding the bags through whatever now
>>62513417It's a long term hold but still annoyed I actually thought it would pump after earnings (haha serves me right)
>>62513389Then why is it not written like that.
haha mu hit 1000 or extremely close to it 3 times now
>>62513429Well, it was about as bullish as it could've been with the most important thing of cloud revenue overshooting by a lot, but it still dumped. It ain't called LAG7 for nothing.
>>62513406Ok grandpa let's get you to bed
TLT chads will rise
Google jeet being interviewed by Cramer
>>62513399>AmazonOuch, fren. Best of luck
>>62513417>>62513408All these tech companies are incinerating cash on Datacenters. Nobody has any idea how to profit off this besides a paid subscription to use a glorified voice teller. It’s unequivocally over.
I believe in the company
>>62513436MU is coiling and will close above $1,050 today.
>>62513446>MU is coiling and will close above $1,050 today.
>>62513448Kek
>>62513400You should buy darling
>>62513443We all know AI is overhyped no need to go full luddite over that factoid.
I will tell my grandchildren I was there for the great MU battle of 1000
>Capextards being "oooooooooo I'm gonna CAPEEEEXXX 9000 billions yearly and INCREASE it for the next 10 years and even more">only to increase yearly earnings by 10 billions or some shitGreat investment you have there. Even government overpsending and national debt is more sustainable.
>>62513446probably it's been going back and forth from 999 to mid 980s 3 times too
>>62513448>>62513446this is true, some 1040 calls out there
What a scam.
>oil shock selloff>photonics and memory poomping>soiboi tec up 20%+Okidoki.
>>62513453The big "oh fuck" moment is when investors realize the cap ex return is less than the risk free return if these companies just bought government bonds
>>62513457Is he meant to say this publicly
>>62513457You and I both know that's not real, why lie on the internet is nothing sacred?
>>62513457okay but what if we invest in the chips WITH 3X LEVERAGE!?!!!!
New SPX lows
>>62513457But NVDA is the cheapest its ever been
>>62513457We're going to get a financial crisis again where we get more laws that do nothing because the next financial crisis will just be new bullshit no one thought of
>>62513457What the fuck kinda incestuous circular logic is this shit?
>>62513446Dunno, looks it's starting to lose steam. I think that rejection looks way more likely.
>>62513469Correct
>>62513472they are patching the infinite money glitch
>>62513459-_- that isnt even close to reality dear. I dont know the exact numbers but google said it was very good several times on their call, thats why they are investing so heavily. They are pretty good at math over there too believe it or not
>>62513390is that renawable shit? im looking to increase % of green tech in my port
>>62513457
> watched my CRWV and MUY position go to 10 and 6.5% respectively> watched the them drop to like 1 and 2% and then sold only to watch them bounce back upwhats wrong with me
>>62513337Mag7 and saas baggies are just experiencing what semis went through last month. Everyone was saying bubble popped cause micron dumped after record earnings. Now shoe is on the other foot as hedgies rotate back. Enjoy.
>>62513472>be railroads>back and invest heavily in steel>steel industry grows>railroad grows>economy grows>"circular logic"It's not a circle because consoomers are consooming the product.
this market is full of completely retarded muttmerican gorilla niggers
>>62513469Things are going to be ok and i wish you would trust me about that. You need all those bad thoughts snuggled away
>>62513484which is exactly why its time to buy SaaS then when end of month rebalancing happens like last month SaaS will pop again maybe even more so as all the hediges on holiday will be back and yes i love copium
why did the SPCX experiment fail?
imagine shorting oil with taxpayer money
>>62513488Google dropping 7% despite a 30% increase in revenue is just disgusting. I still think it's the best play because its not dependent on the AI companies paying them back, and there is the TPU wild card, but the market is definitely shitting itself in fear
>>62513488What's new putty cat?
>>62513500well the money is just lying there why not use it for something positive?
Is space computer going out of business?
Why is an AI company doing rockets?
OILERS GET OILINGOIL OIL OIL OIL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL
>>62513378>1 pbtidMmm, nah, no thanks. You're probably bagholding it
>oil up 6%
I feel like markets are very fearful but the numbers don't show it. Is this a case of people being taught to remain calm and wait for the TACO or what? I just don't see any bullish indicators.
serious questionwhy the fuck dont the ata centers just build out in international waters?all the space they need, all the water they need to cool their shit and infinite solar and tidal generator space to buildwhy bother fucking with land rights niggers etcbe like las vegas - build in the middle of fucking no where and turn it into a paradise
Here.... it.... chumbles!
>>62513462Yes but what about fourth leverage?
>>62513496Wyell semis/memory haven't fully recovered either so you'll be bagholding for awhile.
TICKER: VIX
>instagram waifu just text me pictures of herself in bikinis and skimpy work out clothesBeing an UNC’d out Boomer has its positives sometimes.
>>62513517Wow and I thought I was the biggest retard on here.
It was about time that I make a retarded trade. I’m a baggie now
>finally cave and buy this one stock I had long term hopes on>literally breaks downward the next day>crabs>break downward some moreFucking seriously? Ugh I should have just went 100% cash back in May
7400 breached
>>62513523Congrats, but how do I profit from that?
>>62513517Saltwater is extremely corrosive, and eats away at everything given enough time.
>>62513517I like it.
>>62513503
>>62513420Youre better off focusing on growth even if there is a bubble by DCA-ing into growth focused etfs. Yes, even if there is a tech bubble, because you'll win when it crashes.But you wont listen anyway so
>>62513517https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?t=447
>Nasdick blood red>Mammaries gushing milk
>>62513523Anon you're in a romance scam with a Nigerian man
>>62513294>realizes fat loss>still bagholds >please fly again
>>62513485Wait, NVDA is in railroads now?
guys all my shit is red
OIL CHADS REPORT IN
>>62513532oh yea then why arent we all underwater right now? seawater on this planet has existed for trillions of years
>>62513543Go to a doctorAnd tell him you've got terminal baggotry and its bleeding out your ass.He'll know what to do.
>>62513536>they are spending money to make a thing that is making them more money>AHHHH FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHI bought some QQQ and I'm just gonna go play videogames. you niggers are so gay
>>62513536oh no
Sold all 240 shares of SPY.This is the big one.Hopefully I can buy SPY back at around 600 maybe even 580. Israel has also opened up its bomb shelters. Last time they did this those ragheads lobbed the heavy stuff at em.
>>62513526How you gonna feel down 55%
>>62513548>they are spending money to make a thing that is making them more money>AI>making money
>>62513517Mostly the fact that any seawater you intake for cooling will occasionally get its pipe clogged by a rogue sea turtle or regular seaweed.The oceans have so much life in them and they want to grow on ur tubes.
>>62513520thats not how it works lol do you actually think they are going to be pushing semis 1/1 how they were in march april and may? yeah no
>>62513513Thats the only reason for the bad market. Once all that nonsense is done with they will send tech up again, and i hope you buy some during this discounting phase. Everythings gonna be ok in the end, trust me
>>62513536It’s on bro the boomers on tv told me it’s still the early innings of the spending
Almost back to -50% on oil. Keep going pls.
>>62513548AI is making Google money? May I see?
>>62513531you sell the pics to people online
>>62513523Shut the fuck up grandpa.
GOOGL MARINES.REPORT IN AND FUCKING BUY THIS DIP.
>>62513557All I'm saying is that it will most likely take more than a month for a full recovery. The market is vibes based right now, a casino if you will. The fact that you're surprised GOOG dumped at all is testament to that.
INTCbros... I got a bad feeling
>Oil STILL keeps going uplmao they can't even suppress it anymore
>>62513563Anon... thats what the male on the other end of that account is doingWe need to ban old people from /smg/
>>62513531some niggas are so extremely lonely they think bitches talking at them through a screen a millions miles away (which could, these days, very likely be a AI chat bot) is interacting with a good way to live
TOO LOW TERRAINPULL UP
>>62513567>That $66 gapDamn youse guys are boned.
>>62513567options are predicting 15% movement for INTC earnings lmao...
>>62513555Baby it is. You are gonna miss out again and its gonna make you even crazier when you have to add a new layer of self delusion onto everything thats already there. You know it already made me rich right? And there is more around the corner
>>62513546very funny. I'm losing everything and you're making jokes
>>62513531>find 3rd world baddie on instagram>target females with single in their profile>”socialize”, add as friend, chat, drop hints of being successful, make sure you have a non 3rd world flag in your profile>connect outside instagram in WhatsApp>ask financial status >offer “help” via $10-$30 a month for whatever they need>you will get whatever you ask forI had one actually tattoo my name on her arm and she literally lives across the planet. Not sure how that worked but it did. Probably because I paid for a $80 bed one time. This is not a gf finder just a pure enjoyment play. You get to goon with a real person and feel powerful by sending very small amounts of money. Instagram is full of attention starved women that they will do anything to feel special.This is financial advice.
AMD IS RED AHHHHHHHIT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>62513558>Once all that nonsense is donelol, lmao even. It only ends in full blown global depression. But indeed, once the depression is over, tech will go up again.
>>62513569never heard of circular economy? unironically that's how we are trying to make ai too
>>62513542They should be. Need to haul around all those chips in a big circle. :^)
what the fuck are these mu moves? im about to open an ibkr account and start scalping
>>62513581>FULL BLOWN GLOBAL DEPRESSION INCOMINGyou sound pretty emotional. you aren't supposed to be so emotional in the casino dude
>>62513570>>62513540Seems highly unlikely. I don’t think a Nigerian would be taking numerous selfies with my name clearly on her. Haven’t you guys been in 4chan for 20years? It’s so fucken simple to weed out scammers with the simplest trickers learned on /b/. The meme shoe on head was to filter any non females posting her.
I blame the browns for this, like sundar pinchy
>>62513579That's crazy. The patrician's OnlyFans, I guess.
>3% off ATHswe won
>>62513590Easily faked with AI these days. Don't send "her" any money anon
Dont get caught up in negativity and schadenfreude and fear. Courage is the cutest emotion babe, hope right behind
>Gonna sell?>Gonna piss your pants? >Maybe? >Maybe shit and cum?
>>62513593nasdaq is like 9% off highs. pretty bigly drop desu
>>62513588Almost seems like there are bots that counteract any attempt to move beyond 1k.
Buy chimps
>TSLAHory shit there's no floor to this
>>62513601>guys see this and say hell yeah
memorybros
>>62513601Chimps can rip your cock off and gouge out your eyes with ease.
I had €45k in GOOG
>>62513608lol. lmao even
>GOOGwhat in the hell happened? earnings did not meet expectations?
>>62513608>>62513610+25% YOY revenue btwjust forget about those 200 AI billies pls
>>62513588>>62513600At the same time it's suspicious how MU is seemingly the only big tech stock that's not dropping. It's almost like a glitch in a video game. The price is just stuck.
>>62513600They're just waiting for any 1 (ONE) smigger to short at the 1k line before it finally surges up.
>>62513611Gemini can’t explain it?
The MSFT nigger is suspiciously quiet. Where did all that bravado go huh Rajeesh?
>>62513595Yeah...internet being globalized has made everything shit. I was talking to some bitch and was baited to go to an address in the middle of the night in the same city. It seemed strange from the start but I was horny to fuck. When I'm outside the building I let them now and then 'she' tells me I need to send a bank transfer to some bank address before she lets me in? Was probably a nigger in francafrique because the bank details pointed to a French bank. Guess some will actually fall for shit like that nowadays. Prostitutes are more expensive than just dating and fucking in Europe lol.
Heating/Gas oil going crazy. Expensive winter ahead.
>Now even memory is dumpingKek I knew it. TACO is a blight on the economy.
>>62513622Thank you blormpf and Jews
>>62513611they exceeded earnings expectationsalright I'm done panic posting now ty 4 ur patience
damn what a shit day
I can’t believe there’s no taco…..I lost it all.
What mind virus makes you unable to say the name of a person you dislike? And what are your positions?
>ATH for WTI was around $130 back in 2008>That's over 200 "dollars" in Current Year moneyoilchads we are still early>inb4 "Taco"nah Iran won't let him Taco now, at least not without concessions that are too painful for the US to accept, for now
dont wanna look. I assume everything is fine. you cant make me.
>>62513619You should be all-in shorting MSFT. Who is defending that company at this point? Satya is the worst CEO by market cap.
LOTD is still a higher low
will it V this time
>>62513646MY SHITS ALL RED!!!
>>62513646Things are pretty comfy right now. I mean depending on what you're holding of course.
>>62513611AI bubble poppedthey're going to blame it on oil so that retail keeps buying the 'dip'
>>62513620If I ever wanted to meet my instagram waifus I’d make them pay for to visit me, in a neutral but fun place. Most can’t because they are 3rd worlders but I have done it with women from my area. I went on a blind vacation with a chick to Vegas. She talked big game but was a little bitch in the end. She wanted sexo which was cool but when it came to dressing up and going down into the casino for dinner and drinks she wore the lamest outfits. Really killed the vibe.
Holy shit I love Iran. They made my highly leveraged paper oil bags print again after almost getting wiped out.
>>62513640What kind of mind virus made blormpf think that killing a 90 year old Shia cleric would collapse the entire Iranian state?
Someone called the 11:30 VI'd like a word
it has to break out of this channel in September or we will never reach the stars.
>>62513579I'd rather keep the money, even if it was 1$, rather than give it to random foids. It'd be different if ou were at least keeping them on the hook to fuck them.
>>62513611their latest Gemini model underperformed
>>62513579>Interacting with women. NGMI
Warren Zevon - My Shit's Fucked UpWell, I went to the doctorI said, "I'm feeling kind of rough""Let me break it to you, son""Your shit's fucked up."I said, "my shit's fucked up?"Well, I don't see how--"He said, "The shit that used to work--It won't work now."I had a dreamAh, shucks, oh, wellNow it's all fucked upIt's shot to hellYeah, yeah, my shit's fucked upIt has to happen to the best of usThe rich folks suffer like the rest of usIt'll happen to (you)That amazing graceSort of passed you byYou wake up every dayAnd you start to cryYeah, you want to dieBut you just can't quitLet me break it on down:It's the fucked up shit
In times like these it is important to crack a joke:What's gay and retarded and red all over?YOUR PORTFOLIO!
>>62513675This is, and I say without sarcasm, the saddest song I know.
Big money won’t let MU go past 1000. gg
Europe is in real trouble now.
inverse head and shoulders on QQQ
looks like google turnt around
Google already going back up? Lame, I was hoping for sub 310 at least
>>62513682That’s LNG reserves.
>>62513579ur pathetic
Good morningDeath to Israel
>>62513676haha...
>>62513685>>62513686this is just me buying more cheapies
>>62513676
Could Bobina cum? It's more possible than ever, say experts—but these gooners aren't so sure
my AI investments go back up right
>>62513693Same here but I wanted cheaper
>>62513688Ask me if I care lol lmao
>>62513695Bobina likes to edge.Moomina is the real coomer.
>>62513663Correct, Trump did a stupid thing. Now why are you behaving like a retarded faggot?
>>62513676*thundering applause*ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!
>>62513695I’ve been flickin that bean all morning in a matter of speaking
Can we get a moment of silence for Space baggies please.
>>62513681It did go past 1000, albeit briefly.
>>62513705>>62513705>>62513705>>62513705Migrate
>>62513663the israelis have shit on him thats why he did what he didcorruption is the worst modern crime
>>62513575holy hubris lmao its definitely over
>>62513686Vinning; to be in the process of vinned.
>>62513406Lmao nigga getting 3% apy like a true boomer that’s fun dude
>>62513448>>62513446Bruh you bought an all time high on MU? You’re about to get a 30% retracement get the fuck out now!!!!
>>62513532I thought it strengthened Roman concrete?
>>62513561You can, margins and revenue were up. I think 90% on adds.
>>62513620She slavic or black?