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Open the fuckin' strait(s) edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62513125
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Bobo to start the thread
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I am still bagholding SNXX
>ᗜˬᗜ edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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MU getting ready to close the day at 960
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>>62513712
bobo bear season has returned
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The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
>The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
>The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
>The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
>The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
>The AI bubble hasn't bursted it's going back up
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> nows
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Why the fuck is ServiceNow falling?!
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Another day, another LITE rugpull
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ANDREW TATE IS IN PRISON AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
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New Kornheiser for your /biz/ness posting purposes
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>>62513717
Making me miss the good old days of shitposting with anime girls at ISIS on twitter
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>>62513724
whys he in prison? i thought he had his shit sorted out
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lol lmao
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>>62513724
>my neighbor is a cannibal
kek
This should be the fate of all grifters.
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>>62513717
BUY EVERYTHING NOW
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>>62513724
>my competition locked up
looking bullish for me
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>>62513724
Don't believe a word of this
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>>62513724
If true, how did he tweet this? Does he give messages to other inmates until they reach someone with Internet privileges?
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>>62513717
Trump was a lot funnier when he made short tweets like this. Nowadays he just vomits 3 page chatgpt word salad and no one cares.
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>>62513724
Living on rats, CP and beaten down whores in an eastern european breezeblock shithole will do that for you.
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>>62513717
Is it golf rumors?
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>>62513725
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How many shares of XOM is needed to unlock access to young ladies such as this one?
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XOM CVX
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"good luck and I will NOT see you next time"
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>>62513747
"I don't care, I'll still keep drinking that garbage" is unsurpassed
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>>62513754
Mommy
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It'll all be over soon...
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>>62513705
>checks TSLA comput-
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>>62513747
he still hits some bombs on his truth social from time to time
"AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION DIES TONIGHT"
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>>62513756
>Good luck, cocksuckers!
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Why americunts, why? We had a good thing going, but you just HAD to elect a fucking zionist sock puppet as president and ruin it for all of us. It was green candle after green candle with sleepy Joe. No wars, no corruption, no bullshit, but noooooo, you just had to take a giant shit all over it because of like 6 troons who wanted to play in women's sports or something.
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>>62513754
By Allah, sweaty plump milf thighs.
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drumpf insiders buying onds
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>>62513760
Lmao no fucking way
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Yep it’s energy time
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>>62513771
>no corruption, no bullshit
kek good bait saar
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>>62513756
>>62513770
It's not the same without him.
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>>62513746
Ate Intel earnings relevant enough to move anything
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VOO chads stay winning..
Literally the easiest investing path.
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>>62513771
the alternative was a woman
it was rigged from the start
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how come investors don't like that GOOG is investing in AI? Are the investors smarter than Sundar Pikachu?
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Imagine being a loyal TSLA and now also SPCX soldier
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Lets go MU bros. If you didnt buy the dip im sorry.
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>>62513771
we will be green bigly in 2028
you should be apeing into this market for the eventual rise
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can micron hit 1000 already, so boring
>>
>>62513747
Not a tweet but his rant on Rosie O'Donnell was his finest moment
The tweet about Barney Frank was pretty good though
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>>62513793

And what did I tell >>62511705 you guys? What did I tell you? Uh huh, exactly what I told you!
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>>62513795
Yea Koreans are gonna take real good care of you
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INTC going back to 40 again
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>>62513773
Oh Shit for real? I've been bagholding for 3 months.
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>vix cratering
>spx recovering
congrats mumu, happy for you
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>>62513805
very high volume in the last few sessions
I think it's gonna pump ahead of the earnings
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>>62513725
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Young Soon is going to like what we did today
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SNDK about to fucking explode
SNXX anons gonna be happy
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>>62513714
I am still bagholding SPCX. It's thankless work, but someone has to do it.
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>>62513773
where do I find these drumpf buys? (aside from the ones he explicitly mentions)
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>>62513821
just get rid of it and regain some izzat saar
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>>62513829
Are you a Trump insider?
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Those legs go all the way down.
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>slurping more UUUU
I might be very retarded.
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>>62513820
I warned you not to invest in memory!!
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>>62513829
Befriend Barron and ask him for tips.
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>make 10% gain on a stock.
> sell it
>buy voo
Permanently outperform the s&p for life. It’s so easy
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>>62513813
*blocks you're path*
>>62513829
He's legally required (LOL) to report all transactions within 45 days of making said transaction
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>>62513773
fuck ONDS. Every time I buy, I lose money. Every time I sell, it goes +10% the next day. Only reason for me to hold that shit would be if they got a contract to glass the middle east.
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>>62513835
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>>62513835
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>>62513820
>>62513821
if sneedisk pooomps another 6% on the day, i will no longer be bagholding SNXX and return to making money off of sneedisk and sneedisk accessories
victory is within my grasp
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An anon mentioned Cleveland cliffs a while ago and I bought a 10 dollar call expiring next year on the 21st. It's finally paid off. Thank you anon
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If you aren’t buying Googl at $320 you are dumb.
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omfg good news for Micron benefits Sandisk the most again.
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I’m going for the big comeback

Wish me luck
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Wowee you can buy a BBY themed Nintendies controller now
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>>62513837
Unironically looks like we have hit the bottom.
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>>62513860
the fuck did you buy
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The wars going to expand and there will be more pain. I’m not gonna sell what I have but I probably will at least buy much more sparsely here on out. This is fucked.
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>>62513870
was is good man buy the dip
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>>62513853
>>62513853
>Cleveland cliffs
lmao that takes me back. You get any garbage diesel or mutant salmon in your stack?
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>>62513856
TOTAL SNEEDISK VICTORY
i held steadfast in the face of overwhelming losses, now it is time to once again reclaim the gains that were promised to me a month ago >:3
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>>62513860
Full port 0dtes gambling? I can't imagine how else a person could lose so much so fast.
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>>62513772
that's billie eilish retard
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>>62513855
why buy at 320 when you can buy at 275 (soon)
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>>62513870
I meant to say war is good buy the dip
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>Buy the HCA dip
>sell at 15% gain
>Buy the HCA dip
>sell at 15% gain
>Buy the HCA dip
>sell at 15% gain
>Buy the HCA dip
>sell at 15% gain

its that easy huh
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META found a way to reduce memory requirements by deleting all conditional statements. Cyrix found an old, forgotten memory mine and makes a long-overdue comback. AI is dead guys.
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ooooooooo damn micron broke through
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>MU PAST $1,000
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If kioxia merges with western digital, is that a bad thing for kioxia shareholders? Someone used that as a justification for the dump today but it made no sense to me, I thought it would increase share value.
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>>62513798
Wooo
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Give me a single reason NOT to buy VOO dip
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>>62513861
>NTDOY $30 EOY
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>>62513873
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>>62513884
>META found a way to reduce memory requirements by deleting all conditional statements.
They could just delete most of the shite on the site altogether.
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>>62513891
There is realistically never a point to not buy VOO
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>US State Department tells citizens in Middle East to prepare for potential flight cancellations due to Iran war
Uh oh...
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>>62513860
I think you need jesus, not luck
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>>62513879
no you didn't mean that
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Tesl-ACK
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>>62513891
every single day is a good day to buy VOO and SCHD.
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>>62513861
>sell color variants
>the colors are applied to areas you will barely ever see
Bravo Takeshi
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>>62513891
VOO has american bias.
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>>62513888
straight to 1100 now
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>>62513897
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>>62513904
chat is this true?
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MU finally broke the 1000 hymen
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>>62513911
It's only america, it makes you vulnerable to lost decades
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>>62513908
this, but unironically
also if Micron hits $1,100 sneedisk should hit the $1,825-$1,865 range easily
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Market V'd
People ree'd
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>>62513917
america will never have a lost decade
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>>62513922
Checked and thanks for reminding me to get my emulator config fixed on my steam deck.
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>INTC almost green
Dare I hope
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You still have time to buy MU. Even if you believe in the AI bubble, it will hit 2k easily.
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>>62513873

I lost like $700 on mutant salmon. That shit was funny
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why didn't you buy smci? why aren't you buying smci right now?
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>>62513712
Read up how bond rates impact the markets.
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>textbook bear trap
please tell me you did not fall for it bobo
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>>62513931
im all in on baka
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Is it too late to get cheap SPCX puts? Inhad a confident feeling that 200 was the top way back but decided it wasn’t gonna drop much below it’s original 135 but now that it’s comfortably in a downtrend it’s probably too much to get puts for it cheap
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summer of crab
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>>62513939
Baka flaka flame
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>5% candle on HIMS
what the fuck?
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>>62513862
I hope so. There's definitely some risk with their recent acquisitions as I don't think they've cleared all the regulatory process, yet. But if there wasn't any risk they'd be priced at 50 or whatever.
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>>62513943
All I see is a succulent free lunch.
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>>62513875
I feel that pic in my bones. Good job diamond holding.
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>>62513945
that's thiel stock you're gonna want that
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>>62513941
I'm not shorting it because I still think it's going to explode up one last time before insider shares are unlocked. Just don't know when.
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>>62513861

Tendies will defend this
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>>62513934
smci doesn't fit into my 50% cash, 50% crabs investment strategy
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>>62513955
The timing of when it would go down was the only reason I didn’t get puts originally. When do the insider shares get unlocked again? Probably aim for a decent put position right around then methinks
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I have a lot going on in my life now so I haven't looked at my portfolio in about a month.

It's all index funds and bitcoin though so I'm not too worried. I'm sure it's fine.
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>>62513957
If you buy vt instead of voo then it won't matter
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>>62513965
SOXL is my favorite index fund
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N deployed
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>>62513956
Defend it, I just bought it. Really Enjoying playing Fire Emblem 9.
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Merry Tish baba day /smg/
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>>62513965
>people still pay 56k for a bitcoin
kek
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>>62513970
Buy calls for tomorrow then?
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Hope you enjoyed being above 1k, MUxisters. That's enough of that now.
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>56k for digital nothing with no use case or intrinsic value
holy kek
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>>62513720
wow
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>>62513973

50/50
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>>62513934
Because they have a history of accounting fraud and their co-founder is facing criminal charges for smuggling chips into China
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>>62513975
It was fun while it lasted, euphoric even. Back to stepping down towards a 940 close.
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>>62513705
Oil skyrocketing again because the third-world country that just negotiated a huge peace deal that was so annihilated as to not have the capability to do anything is now suddenly fully re-armed and attacking everyone again for no reason to provoke the fakest and gayest WW3 possible.

I almost bought into oil a few weeks back during the dip, but never thought this clown bullshit would actually happen with Trump wanting to get energy prices down and improve his image. How could anyone predict this fucking circus and buy in to swing this bullshit at the right time?
>>
>>62513984
we need our trump insiders to warn us of this kind of bullshit seriously
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>tech is dumping pretty hard
>semis are crabbing
Pretty bullish for my heavy chip bags. Wonder whether KOSPI will hold or dump again.
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>anon buys the exit pump
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>>62513980
oh right
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>tfw my favorite financefu got fired
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Crab downwards because everyone is waiting for a nonexistent taco.
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Bobos are getting extremely cocky. Bought calls
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>>62513990
Whom?
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>>62513970
>Refraining from bathing
I'm not sure if I can handle my jewish gf doing this
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>>62513966
>international exposure
Next you'll be telling me to invest in India, or Europe. No thank you, I prefer to make money!
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>>62513996
yahoo finance girl
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>>62513747
>Become left wing meme
>Lose rizz
Many such cases.
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>>62513991
The only TACO is if he gives up control of the strait and therefore region to Iran, never going to happen
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>>62513994
>Bought calls
Yesssss, there's still more downside
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>>62514003
How is Venezuela doing anyway. Beech front property status?
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>>62513998
Semon demon
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>>62514007
Your issue is not thinking like a total kike. This dump makes bobos cocky and gets people scared, which is when the jew strikes and slurps
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>>62513930
Bruh, all the jooish insiders already dumped their bags before earnings, ur ngmi.
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Just a public service announcement: there is an FOMC meeting next week.
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>>62514013
What are you buying
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>>62514008
Kind of meh they stalled out on changes when iran war started, cuba did ram through that big liberalization bill though
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>>62514016
Can it be really THAT bad when they're like the most obvious company to benefit from the current transformation into agentic AI?
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>VIX
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>>62513999
If you aren't a top trader who predicts trumps strikes and axios tweets, then you should expose yourself to as much as possible to guard yourself against lost decades
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>>62514019
They were never going to make changes, the US just wanted a Venezuelan dictator who was friendly towards the US, Delcy tried to get this to happen during Trump's first term
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>>62514020
Look anon, i don’t really give right-in-the-moment advice much but this is one of those times.
You bought the rumor, now sell before the news drops.
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>>62514017
so...?
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Are there any anons here who unironically hold SPCX?
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>tfw my agentic AI secretary won't give me a cheeky office blowie in the mornings
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>>62514013
I've seen mainly bullish sentiment. People are literally in denial and happy to buy these bags. Oil is back to where it was a month ago and people should be panicking the fuck out at these drops, but nothing is happening. Perfect time for a dump.
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>>62514017
>>62514030
oh i see itnerest rates
might be a good time to buy if all the chicken shit instituions and hedge funds attack everything at the same time
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oil this high makes the blompf admin look terrible, expensive oil always makes people upset, they are going to pull all the stops to make it cheap again
oil is not a long term hold
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>>62514027
To that I say meh this hoe could be thinking whatever she wants but every politician has a couple things they sincerely believe and fucking up cuban communists is rubio's, what i think is happening is trump keeps telling him just don't mess with that now, just 2 more weeks and the iran thing will be done
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>>62514033
not me i just hold it ironically
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>>62513934
bought a month ago? instantly dumped like 50%. even with all the recent giga pumps I am still -17%.
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>>62513795
>rejected by support
yeah, im good dog
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>>62514037
>nothing is happening

But chuddha...
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>>62514053
Same. All my positions are ironic, which is why I'm always winning so bigly.
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>>62514048
Axios reported that Trump said that "Iran wanted to make a deal" and that's why the markets started to V, Trump and Axios just have to lie like usual and the price of oil will collapse and markets will moon, algorithms run markets, not people
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>>62513951
>I feel that pic in my bones.
i got a few more heh
>>62513967
based, this anon is gonna make it
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Is there any better play for asian/european natural gas imports than VG? Listed on major US exchanges
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>>62514068
Do people still pay attention to these? This must've happened like 20 times already the least.
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If intc goes to 200 i will buy sapphires in the diamond district when i get back to new york
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>>62514083
Ewww
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Guys…why is GOOG taking a shit??? I went all in last year….
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>>62514080
You do know algorithms make thousands of trades without any human interaction right? People aren't trading off of Trump's comments, algorithms are which is why it always works, the NYSE introduced the "circuit breaker" system because of the 1987 Black Monday Crash which was made worse by algorithm trading
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Shouldn’t I just buy and hold GEV? This thing looks unstoppable
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>>62514083
Based son and based mum.

I wish my parents were based :_:
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>>62514083
>my pleasure

i see you work at chick fil a anon
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SPY just got RAPEd below the nono line and key support. look out below. see you at $715!
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>>62514090
It seems that algos made trading boring and miserable to retail. I am not sure why you anons even do it and don't go over to boglehead side.
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>>62514095
1. I do NOT w*rk.
2. I am a vegetarian
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>>62514098
forgot pic
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>>62514080
>>62514090
Also it's why Trump is planning on charging traders a $60,000-$100,000 monthly subscription so their API get his truth social posts before everyone else, they're specifically marketing it to traders

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/trump-media-pitched-100000-monthly-fee-fast-feed-us-presidents-posts-ft-reports-2026-07-17/
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>he's not pumping
>he's not axiosing
>midterms are close and its a dangerous time to be forcing a 5% discount

What is he thinking.
No matter how many times I turn it over in my head, there's no good reason I can come up with as to why he wants it down for now.


>he doesn't totally control the market
Debateable but not what I mean, he seems comfy to let it dump at the moment.
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>Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid
Exclusive: President Trump told me he is "close" to decision on "massive attack" against Iran, but stressed he hasn't made final determination. My story on @axios

>Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid
Exclusive: President Trump told me he is "close" to decision on "massive attack" against Iran, but stressed he hasn't made final determination. My story on @axios

>Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid
Exclusive: President Trump told me he is "close" to decision on "massive attack" against Iran, but stressed he hasn't made final determination. My story on @axios


SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
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>>62514090
Makes sense. I guess there's a ton of mechanical machinery behind the market that I just don't have much of a clue about and vast majority of people don't either.
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>>62514104
Fake breakdown before TACO truthnuke
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Cancelled yesterday's $1500 SanDisk dip limit buy crew. How we coping? I need a hug.
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>>62514108
somebody man up and suck the chrome off the hitch of one of the migger insiders, we need to know when the insider nuke is dropping
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>>62514098
UwU
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Is PL is meme stock or something worth buying?
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i believe it is time for another taco
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>>62514108
MASSIVE ATTACK!!!
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Hey Jews
Don’t make it bad
Take a sad stock
And make it better
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massive a taco
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>>62514106
Que next lawsuit.
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>>62514127
I'm a baggie and I think its not worth buying.
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>>62514107

it has to go down so that it can go up. you ever think about that? maybe you let it go down for a little bit then you make it go up?

ever think about that one?
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>>62514091
Its hinged heavily on selling gas turbines to power data centers and BWR reactors to power data centers. All promises and no concrete yet.
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The Massive Attack (the likes the world has never seen before) will surely end the war and create a green market for Monday open. Trust the plan.
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>The only thing green today in my port is memory
A complicated feeling.
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>>62514112
yeah i agree that trends like this are very susceptible to breakouts due to unforseen events. it feels very gay to me that people are still believing the TACO enough to cause breakouts though. dont people fucking learn?
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Planning on buying some oil tomorrow after I get paid today. Whatever he is thinking is priced in already.
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>>62514130
AAAAHHH
https://youtu.be/AzQZv30M5Aw
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>>62514130
I thought he only listened to The Village People.
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WE'RE ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER

OF THE VIX HEAD AND SHOULDERS

EVERY SMIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP

HE'S ABOUT TO TRUKE!!!
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Time to stress test that $100k/mo. early access stream Don. Whoevers signed up by now is signed up.
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>>62514107
Trump is a nepo baby who when his father died started with 1 billion dollars and lost all of it in the 1990s down to 100 million dollars and you think he’s “thinking”?? He lost 80%+ of his father’s money.
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turns out, it was not priced in at all
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>>62514159
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>>62514157
yea but then he regained more.
smart people with money know what to do, it's just you that doesn't.
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Thanks to Trump and his Jewish friends inflation will go up in the EU and the ECB will likely answer with another rate hike making everyone's payments go up. Therefore going to the nearest Jewish community center and killing everyone within is a defensive action, yes, even the babies.
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>>62514163
No one cares about yuropoors
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>>62513994
How are those calls looking right now fella
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>>62514161
Lmao he had to hijack the governmental apparatus and take bribes and pay2play every legitimate institution of the United States. Trump isn’t smart. He isn’t cunning. He can’t think. He’s richy rich the movie and he’s heavily blackmailed pedo
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>>62514161
>1pbtid
You triggered some ptg simp passing by, lol.
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>>62514165
No one cares about me, but everyone loves dead Jews.
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>>62514165
I care, because I am one.
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>>62514166
Down 40 dollars? I'm not expecting movement til tomorrow regardless.
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>>62514108
I hope they close the Hormussy, the Bab al-Mandabussy, Straight of Malaca-ussy, Panama cANAL, and the English ChANAL. All at once in response. Put some of that enriched uranium to use for a couple dirty bombs. Shut down the world.
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>>62514169
Huh? These are documented facts about Trump. From 1 billion to 100 million in the 1990s that’s not success
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>>62514176
Zoom out
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>>62514175
I think its time to go wank anon.
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>>62514108
even more massive than the 40 days of constant bombing?
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>hormussy closed
>market down
>prices up
>zogbots dying
lmfao what's the 10D chess cope here?
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>>62514165
Shut up Hudson, go work 50 hours/week and pump my stocks.
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>>62514178
He took bribes lol that’s not acumen lol that’s criminality.
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>>62514183
semiconductors are the future lad
simple as
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Every day, you should ask yourself, "What would the Rothschilds do?"
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>>62513861
>Stick drift
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>>62514064
but nothing. Come, meditate
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AMFN bros it's looking bullish
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>>62514140
yes but that already occured.

in any case, its exciting. I am often wrong as anyone is, but in this case I am wrong without having things gone wrong in favor of the other alternative, meaning there is something new at play, something to learn.
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>>62514185
I'm not defending trump, he's a zogbot, but to say he's a bad businessman is retarded. He's the fucking president and a billionaire from his crypto slop and can manipulate the market with a single tweet. He is the definition of succesful businessman.
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>>62514187
They'd long crude at $76 like I promised myself I would do, but didn't.
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>>62514107
it’s not dangerous time to force the discount. Instead of the usual mid term drawdown we get an Iran war end pump. He’s going to say I ended the iran regime blah, blah, blah. All before midterms.
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looks like a hagia sophia is forming on MU
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>NOW
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>>62513861
>NTDOY down 52% 1Y
>NTDOY down 25% 5Y
LMAO. Fucking tendies. What a shit company.
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I dont like what I see. Can anyone make it stop?
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>>62514176
No I agree with you. I find it hilarious how the biggest losers all rush to defend the biggest kiked out reality star that has personally increased the national debt 50%.
Hes made me 6m so I cant complian but fuck his simps are the most pathetic humans to walk to earth. They had nothing to take pride in their pitiful lives so made his wins their wins, than wonder why people can not stand them.
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THE NINETY THREES ARE TRADING
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>>62514183
The 4d chessers have even given up. The last one I heard said something about
>muh deals
and then changed the subject. He didn't even bother pretending there was some grand strategy about china or some shit. None of these fuckers ever admit they're wrong, they never check back with their predictions to see if they came true, or they just avoid predicting anything or making any clear statements at all about what is at stake and what is to gain, strategically. They are all going to shut the fuck up and duck their heads down and pretend they never supported this shit over the next ten years. These talking head mfs are 90% slime.
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Why is Google so down today?
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>>62514204
HIS STOCK
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>>62514200
Too dangerous.
As is doing to justify a rate drop.

Its something else.
Something no one has considered. Isn't it exciting?
NEW DATA Watson.
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>>62514202
Kek. With or without the spiral minarets? It will always be Constantinople to me son.
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>>62514214
I'm actually going to stand up and be really loud and annoying and keep rubbing it in your libtard faces that you lost and Trump is still your president for the next 2 years while slurping this dip that will rebound in 2 weeks.
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>>62514214
Id love love to know what happened to the horde of QAnon supporters.
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Hey guys you know how AI is somehow getting more and more retarded? It's getting worse
>https://asia.nikkei.com/business/technology/five-us-tech-giants-hidden-debts-soar-to-1.65tn-on-opaque-ai-funding

>Five major US tech giants have accumulated an estimated $1.65 trillion in off-balance-sheet debt for AI infrastructure, driven by long-term data center leases and hardware commitments. According to Nikkei Asia, this hidden debt, affecting Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, and Oracle, exceeds the companies' combined reported liabilities.

>According to a Nikkei Asia investigation, US tech giants have hidden $1.65 trillion in AI-related debt by utilizing standard accounting rules that allow long-term purchase obligations to remain off the main balance sheet until projects are operational. These liabilities are obscured in SEC filing footnotes and managed through off-balance-sheet vehicles, which are not captured by traditional credit models. Since the data centers are technically not completed, none of the debt "technically" needs to be put on the books for the public and investors to see and making it tougher for investors to assess risk.

>Meta's off-balance-sheet debt is particularly high at about $420 billion, nearly triple its recorded debt. And Oracle's debt is more than doubled at $273.3 billion compared to its reported $167 billion, almost tripling its true debt as well.
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Trump received about $1B in gifts progressively before the year 2000

If he liquidated that and invested it in the S&P 500 his net worth would be about $10B after accounting for living a luxury lifestyle and in one of the most liquid assets in the world.

Instead his net worth is about $7B, a large amount of it valued to be his brand and other illiquid assets like real estate and privately owned businesses.
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$200 oil is closer than you think
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>>62514228
my neighbor still has a Q sticker on his truck. I think they just all retreated do circle jerk private chats.
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I missed LMT like a damn fucking idiot, but tomorrows American Express. You long or short?
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>>62514218
Jewish tricks
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>>62514224
>you lost
I lose every election, nigguh, I'm a libertarian. I've chosen the only way to always lose.
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Mr. Trump's war thoughbeit
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>>62514218
There is a reason they sold $80 billion in stock before they knew they were going to crash.
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>>62514236
I had 4 friends, only kept in touch with one. He just says its a matter of faith to him now. Trump is a representative of Jesus fighting demons, that is what he believes, but he knows its a matter of faith and won't argue it as the facts look bad.
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>>62514243
umm actually its joe biden and obamas war. they forced trump to get involved
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>>62514244
Did they announce that during the earnings call
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>spacex
this stock has no business being green
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>>62514251
im trump
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>>62514251
They're launching a rocket and deploying satellites in about 5 hours smigga.
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>>62514251
People always gotta have space
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>>62514231
I think this is a big deal. Not becuase of your thesis. Google showed revenue and margins increasing. The big deal is it means spending is locked in. Chips should be good here for the next 15 years.
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>>62514214
>>62514246
It's funny because even /pol/ has a general devoted to the war and they just get constant AI spam from Trump shills
>>62514249
During the earnings call they announced their cap ex was growing. That's what spooked investors
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>>62514251
prelaunch hype, which will turn into a run up to 175 or into a rout down to 95
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>>62514196
He’s NOT a good business man. What don’t you understand about he took his families networth from 1bn to 100mil? Thats pure retardation. You’d have to be a special kind of retard to lose that much money in 1 lifetime if you’re starting out with 1bn dollars you fucking midwit it takes skill to lose that much
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>>62514251
Doejsh coin vibes
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Brent status?
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>>62514260
And then took 100 million to becoming president and being worth 7 billion, or are you leaving that part out intentionally
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>>62514242
unless elon discovers the warp drive (no planet in the system is remotely habitable even under a dome) then its over for us brother.

most of human history is chuds running from the empire to start colonies or populate the remote regions.

no place like that left for us dont tread on me-ers. its all full up.
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>>62514255
Kek
In the future everyone will have a personal space.
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>>62514255
People think space is in space, but space is actually everywhere. Think about. What if they built moonbase datacenters on the surface of the earth?
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>>62514262
Brent broke $100 and WTI broke $92
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>>62514267
We're gonna live in a spinny top in space bro.
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>>62514260
I will never ever ever ever ever ever fault a man of capital for taking big swings and losing
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>>62514257
Do you think it’s still a good longterm hold?
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>>62514242
>2026
>Still identifying as a lolbert
Lmao. Just stay away from elementary schools and stay in your cuckshed with your gay little flag and we're good.
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>>62514274
You're talking to a redditor who thinks the pinnacle of morality is doing nothing.
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>>62514267
Thats why I think the future is space stations. Though Venus is actually habitable with the right tech in the clouds unlike the rest which will be Antarctic research stations.
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>>62514265
After literally seizing the governmental apparatus and taking bribes and turning every legitimate US institution into a pay2play cesspool. Like I said that’s not acumen that’s criminality lmao
>>62514274
You have to be a special kind of retard with zero risk skills in order to lose that much. There’s no big brain swinging for the fences lmao
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What is this gay nigger market doing?
It should have dumped 4 months ago
It's dumping now?
GAY
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>>62514275
It's definitely the best one. They aren't tied to the sinking ships that are OpenAI and Anthropic and they have the TPU
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As a call seller I am up bigly today
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>>62514231
just like the banks in 2007. and what happens when Always Indian turns out to be nothing more than a chatbot and autocomplete?
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Man will NVDA ever have back-to-back green days again
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>>62514271
ohnononono
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>>62514273
Not to break your day but I actually know the dude who headed up that research at NASA.

To avoid fucking with the otoliths in your inner ear and making you puke constantly it basically would need to be the size of the death star, and at that size it would rip apart even moving slowly.

Also, no one is going to pay for freedom lovers to build 200T$ megastructures so that they can say NI...!
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I fucking told you complacent retards that the oil reserves are empty. Trump played himself by believing his own market manipulation, and now he's trapped. Oil will squeeze to $500 as the shorts unwind.
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>>62514293
>>62514293
>>62514293
NEW
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>>62514277
Losing all your families money on luxury golf courses and sky bars lmao when his daddy was buying single family
Housing kek. Trump is a fucking RETARD. He changed the format of his fathers entire business model and lost it all hahaha
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Damn MU is crabbing fucking hard.
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>>62514290
Apparently you weren't very good at listening to him talk about what he did, but keep bragging about some dude whose dick you sucked once.
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>>62514279
>after loterally seizing the governmental apparatus and taking bribes and turning every legitimate us institution into a pay2play cesspool

So trump was president in 1913? Do you genuinely believe high profile people and billionaires aren't all criminals doing shady shit?
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>>62514278
>Though Venus is actually habitable with the right tech in the clouds unlike the rest which will be Antarctic research stations.
All going to get incinerated.

>>62514273
>We're gonna live in a spinny top in space bro.
^this guy gets it. He's smart.
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>>62514151
>posts worst Massive Attack whispering nigger song
kek
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>>62514304
>I move goal posts when I’m checkmate
You are a lot like your idol Trump LMAO
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>>62514168
fuck off back where you came from faggot
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>>62514275
>>62514283
This. Bought 100k worth Monday, down 13%. Zero fucks, I see it as a 2 decade hold. Other AI firms are in big trouble but Google has a money printer and a lot of stickiness. Not even getting into eyes which Ive heard could be the most important commodity of all in the future.
Could be a rough 5 years though, plus 30 year bonds at 5.2 is huge, and I do fear the two owners will have so much money they will stop caring about profits and just want to become immortal gods.
Should be good though.
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>>62514267
Nah, things are getting better. The global middle class is growing, more people have more access to markets and free information, more people are literate, more countries are liberalizing their economies, there's more free trade than ever. Things are pretty good and getting better and freer. You can tell because authfaggots and central planshitters stay heemed and angry.
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>>62514278
>This retard again.
We can't even land probes on Venus because they all melt in a matter of minutes.
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AAH
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>>62514314
not at argument
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Going to REALLY regret not selling INTC back when I had a chance
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It's amazing how a nation that has been "completely obliterated" keeps blowing up our shit.
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Please anons, shoot me straight here as an elder millennial approaching 45 with some assets (house, small retirement, small savings <$25k) trying to make it -+- is swing-trading even possible anymore? I know you get raped by taxes, but who cares if you can 2x your money in a year and keep reinvesting until you can put it into safer long-term holds with passive income.

Tl;dr - can anyone still swing-trade in this clown ass market?
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>>62514107
I've also noticed he seems to have lost complete interest in pumpumg the stock market for abiut a month now. Makes me think he wants stocks to dump
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Trump is a bad-average businessman. He keeps bankrupting and losing money on his business ventures. That said he is an amazing grifter able to give off the impression he's more special than he is. Becoming the President of the strongest country in the world and enriching himself and his family is a crowning achievement for sure. It just doesn't automatically means he's a good businessman - you wouldn't say Hitler was a good businessman just because he became fuhrer and seized the german industrial complex and economy.
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>>62514329
implying you even had one to begin with off-topic faggot TDS leftoid you just came in here to dilate and stink the place up
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>>62514349
Sir this is a Wendy's
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>>62514349
this may be the most fucktarded normgroid post of all time. there's even an uncle adolf reference. it's perfect.
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>>62514356
Trump fan boys are the worst lol truly the epitome of useful idiots
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>>62514349
An average businessman doesn’t lose -90% of 1 billion dollars lol Trump isn’t average he’s the worst businessman in the history of all business endeavors world wide that’s a special kind of retard right there. That’s a true nepo baby who keeps spending and has no risk compass whatsoever haha
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ServiceNow was supposed to be the saviour we’ve all been waiting for. What happened?? Please explain
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>>62514349
>>62514371
Stop spamming this shit.
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WTI BEING SHORTED
BESSANT IS FINALLY AWAKE
TRUMP IS ABOUT TO TWEET

WRITES INCREASINGLY NERVOUS SMIGGER FOR THE 5TH TIME
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>>62514345
19 out of 20 people lose money day trading or buying calls/puts/whatever. Don't.
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>>62514376
>stop pls stop no
Lmao no you need to see the truth anon
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>>62514349
That’s true Trump is basically king of the grifter con men. That’s a lot more accurate than pretending richy rich got there via business acumen. He’s corrupt as corrupt gets
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>>62514345
You can swing trade but it’s all about entry. I have 10 years in day trading. I made 30% in 7 months on spot market without leverage. The swings were fucking insane tho. Your best bet if your a midwit is to just etf swing. Attempting anything in stocks without substantial knowledge will only harm you
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CAN YOU FEEL THE TWEET

HERE IT COMES
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SPY bros... tomorrow is gonna be our day....



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