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microslop-sama, i kneel.
Making it is real simple:>Buy 50% gold/silver/copper miners indexes once a month>Buy 50% VOOG once a month>Watch PBS's Two Cents videos to learn how to not be a moron with your money>Figure out how you're going to sell your car to but more gold miners and VOOG>Margin buy on midterm/reelection years>Make it
>MUim being raped help
>>62530956bro I was in a meeting and I read your post and I started laughing with my camera and mic on ToT
Qqq is down 11.7% from ath
>i don't like defense stocks that pay a delicious dividend i'd rather invest in mem....APOLOGIZE
Hands up if you're killing yourself tonight :3I know I am!
Learning Japanese so i can visit the Kioxia headquarters and tell them off fluently. Sugoi
> nows until tomorrows at 2:00
Should have just invested in coca cola and not checked my account for twenty years
why hasnt trump saved us yet, why hasnt trump saved us
>>62531096>tell them off fluentlyWachoto, japanese language can't do that.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>Retards still haven’t jumped off the sinking ship that is AI.You get what you deserve
I WILL NEVER EAT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY IN MIAMI WITH A YACHT I RENTED OUT PRETENDING IM RICHER THAN I AM. THIS LIFE IS CRUEL SUFFERING
a-another day of boughting the dip...ha..ha
Why did we let her win?
>SCHD up 2.4%okay this is just getting silly
Who the frick is slurping SpaceX right now?
I am financially ruined
>>62531120you were never supposed to make it
>AAPL +24% (14% of portfolio) >AMD +31.9% (19.21 % of portfolio) >MU +47.5% (32.5 % of portfolio)>GOOG -6.53% (17.62% of portfolio) >NVDA -7.44% (14.3% of portfolio) >JEDI VANECK SPACE INNOVATORS ETF -40% (2.4% of portfolio)>YTD +22.52%Do I trim some AAPL and buy MU on a discount?
data centers were a retarded concept to begin with, no respectable institution trusts a scammer's black box with their trade secrets, everyone will use locally run LLMs customised for their needs
HERE COMES THE V
Is it true that financial research has proven that dividend's are evil?
All we need now is Kevin to say he’s raising rates tomorrow… and the whole house of cards comes tumbling down
I'm buying more SNXX.
>>62531144I would say yes, but who knows when this memory heeming will end
>>62531139What were you thinking?
>>62531120>18Why would you want to eat out some hag?
>>62531145>everyone will use locally run LLMs customised for their needsThey can't afford the hardware.
I don't know what to buy
>-10-20% every day for SOXL for the past month straight
i take such joy in watching you tech crypto jam jeet tards being btfo all day every day. maybe buy some 3d printers or something. get fucked
>>62531076Make it? At what age? By the time I'm fucking 80? Get real bro
>SPCXThat boy ain't right.
now that its officially over, what are you going to do after you move on from /smg/ next week smiggas?
Why are elonjeets suddenly pumping SPCX?
Market is flat today,,,,,,,, BORING!
I don't pay much attention to technicals but when I do. It's 200ema and stochastic RSI.
>XOM>PBR>EQNR>DRN
>>62531173Move back here. I am too rarted to sell.
>>62531139Leveraged semis etfs are worth nothing now. They all suffered literally 80%+ loss
We're about to V
>>62531044>look away for 15 min>nigvideo flips to greenok
>>62531174Just a lil pump before things get really spicy as the lockup periods start expiring
>>62531161they will when chyna breaks the artificial supply constriction. existing production can already meet demand but it's a cartel and they deliberately jacked up prices 1000% because they are fags.
Uhhh wtf happened?
>>62531174I bought puts at 107
>got off my bear spcx eft just in time>would have lost 4k otherwisephew
>>62531089True, they should pay me dividends for the privilege of me buying their stock.
NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN
>>62531108Would trump nakedly bail out AI companies?
sorry SPY 736 puts guy. i told you this would happen
I'm buying nothing!! :DDDDD I've been out for these past 2 months. Unless SNDQ reaches $60. Then I'll buy.>>62531173At some point, it becomes less profitable per hour than a job. Too many perpetual bear memories around here, even when they're winning. I'm not coming back.
>>62531190Yeah
>>62531182why is this surprising? it is at the 200 SMA.
>>62531185Barron bought
well memory turned around and im stuck thinking.... i timed the bottom well yesterday but when i got to +6% i diddnt take it and had to sell at a loss today only to retime the bottom well again and im at +6% again (in memory)should i hold or take what i can get now?i can put it in google since thats holding up pretty well all things considered
This time is different
>>62531174>>62531182lol they're trying to save the index. they can't wait to be out of this dogshit market but have to prop it up until their calls hit expiration
>>62531193Melties** damn autocorrect
Tech has been bleeding the whole month but the indexes barely moved hahaMidwits needed an explanation on why AI stocks were pumping and they made up an imaginary bubble and now institutional investors are going to capitalize on that irrational fear.Nothing new under the sun
You guys bought suicide stacks of otm TLT calls when it was around the 200 EMA right?
>>62531044Man, if I had just waited a week I could have bought my chips for 20% less. Well Im out of powder, really hope I swept the bottom. Except kopsi, hope it drops another 20%.>ALAB>CRDO>ANET>NBIS>KORU
>>62531192>mfw there was at least one person who longed semis yesterday and who half an hour bought a 0DTE spy put
>>62531202Fucking good. I need institutional money to lift the burden of these heavy, heavy bags.
>>62531152If oil actually decides to go up and inflation with it then we might see it.
>>62531159the corrupt laws of the great USA
>>62531089>Dividend -
Don't worry, with Wednesday earnings reports everything will come in order.
failed breakout coming we dump soon enough
>>62531202>the indexes barely moved hahayeah because it's so healthy to prop up XLP XLV and all the other chicken long sectors. walmart is at a 40 p/e they're going to prop it up one or two more months buying time to get their house in order and then let it fall through the floor.
i saw a black bear with her 3 cubs last night. i take that as a sign for wednesday. all in puts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>62531120>I will never eat out an 11yo on a private island while high fiving uncle JeffNGMI
>>62531213Jawohl mein Führer!
You smiggers slurped IBM at 205-210ish right?
Thanks for the in, bagx
>>62531216hey cool it with the racism
what have you guys been doing to cope with the pain? for me i'm trying not to look at the big red numbers, and adding to my soxl position when the number gets lower, 1700 shares now @ 125. and as for being cruelly ignored by the love of my life, i'm trying to turn it into a positive, imagining covering her with my essence while she acts like nothing is happening and goes about her work, those two things are helping me get through this, and i know i'll come out of the other side profitable
>Tfw you didn't leverage so you're comfy
>>62531145The cloud is pretty popular. I agree with you but still think it will be data centers just ones you rent out to run your own private LLM.
>>62531147no you're thinking of rights offerings
>KMB UP 3% TO $114.60Yeah, it's diaper time.
>>62531227I am not liquid to slurp anything anymore i have 16 dollars not in semis I am HOLDING its already going back up
>>62531205About 30% cash here. Definitely not doing anything until after tomorrow. What if we actually did get a surprise rape hike?
A suckers rally
got any falling knives for me to catch? thinking where I could lose even more money
>>62531198Who am I to go against Citadel but in no universe for we get a rate hike tommorow by someone recently appointed by trump. I bet big on a bounce today.
V failed It's over this time
>>62531241Jerome Powell was appointed by Trump.
THE V FAILEDTHE V FAILED^INCOMING^INCOMING^INCOMING
It's over.
>>62531178What's the deal with DRN? I never see it talked about anywhere but here in the vaguest posts.
>>62531246Trump has made some bad hires in his time.
My Euro stocks getting caught in the American crossfire, I wish I had the balls to sell before Americans come on to fuck shit up which happens almost every day
>>62531234I thought about that. IF it happens I just dont think its that big of suprise anymore looking how hard multiples squeezed today.Id be blindsided though, just cant imagine Trumps pick stabbing him in the back before midterms.I figure in Nov warsh would announce he thinks he will raise it 0.25 in 3 months and use the lightest tap to cool it.Fuck knows though, im betting on the smart money being risk averse like you, I could be beyond fucking wrong.
>>62531246I dont think Warsh is his Nixon style lapdog, just given an agreement to fuck off for 5 months.
>>62531254You can be sure your shit will go down 1% at least when NY opens. Been noticing this pattern.
>>62531102>he doesn't not get it
>>62531250>I never see it talked about anywhere but here in the vaguest postsThat's the value-add of chans right there
>>62531077*sigh* guess I'm going back to my breakeven point...I really should've gone to MUZ. That chart doesn't scream confidence it'll go back to ATH
spcx really did bottom at 110it can't go lowersome higher forces are creating buy pressure whenever it hits itbut it might also be elon himself to not have his networth dump
>>62531258>>62531254I have shit like German construction companies, who are involved with the datacenter buildout, and they're always green before NY comes online
Value rotation underwayDiversified global infrastructure platform companies are looking goodCVX XOM BIPC BEPC for me
>>62531228I love you Cocoaanon. I'm glad you are okay
>>62531144>JEDI VANECKthis can't be a real thingwtf are these vaneck etf namesdo they do it on purpose so retail starts meme buying them?
>>62531215and there it goes again - two more months and everything is going to zero hahawe need the imaginary numbers to be "healthy", what does that even mean. Looking purely at P/E most big tech stocks are the cheapest they have been for years
My cost basis for AMD is $160 so I am chilling, but I bought hynix at the top so I'm fucked. Guess I'll just become a long term investor and delete my brokerage app. I'll check back at the end of the year hopefully Trump will stop fucking everything up. It was nice knowing you bros, but I have to leave this general for my own health.
>>62531211When you're rich enough they no longer apply
SPCX wonElon cultists won
I am only up 14% for the year. I've capitulated
its rebounding
>>62531267It did this same exact shit at 135 before dumping all at once over nightJust wait til more shares unlock stupid
Wall at 7420 on SPX it seems
>>62531277What'd they win? The biggest delusional retard baggie award?
>>62531280atleast you b-beat inflation, heh
maybe trump is letting us feel max pain before he brings it back up so we all vote him in again
>>62531287>letting us feel max pain before he brings it back upthats what my ex did
It’s a fake outOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>62531273>>62531274>SK Hynix>50% YoY Revenue Growth>100% YoY Profit Growth>18 P/EDown 12% today.I do think China will flood the market with shitty ram but HBM looks safe. Why Im buying KORU but down 30k in 48 hours.
>>62531272It's the Euro equivalent of NASA, really, it's named that.
Should I:Strengthen my AMD or MU position oropen a SNDK one now that it's dirt cheap?
>insiders are panic buying before the big announcement
>Ahead Of Netanyahu-Trump Meeting, Mediators Believe US-Iran Breakthrough Near – @TimesofIsraelTACO
>>62531299None of the above
>>62531302war over, soh open, we are so b-ACK
>SK Hynix earningsthey announce they are starting DDR6 productiongaps up 40% overnightanons miss out
Imagine if they just casually announce a land invasion lol
>>62531302He’s gonna nuke Iran after the FOMC holds tomorrow kek
>>62531302literally doesnt matter unless it comes out of the yahoo guys mouth
>>62531282I think it could hold on for now. Tards will think its cheap because its down a lot, the real test is Q2 earnings in a week. If they report higher losses and higher capex then its getting sold off.
>>62531299How about you look for something that isn't a complete meme?
>Memory eating shit but SpaceX is greenFucked up world inn'it?
>>62531296You should buy commodities stock when p/e is high and sell when is low, investing 101
>>62531310I would full port ass&pee puts immediately. My body is ready.
yooooooo google finally got back over my break eveni knew i shoulda just went all in on it
>>62529058
Anyone else slurping? I slurped up some Nvidia and Alphabet
$736 put anon hereyou're welcomesee where the exact bottom of this V is
>>62531302imagine the kind of head Trump gave on this meeting to 'Nyahu's circumsized peckerhe would do anything to not get those Bubba photos leaked, destroy the global economy, plunge his country into foreverwar and suck more Israeli dickit's like the greatest gay mindbreak hentai of all time if you think about it, beautiful to witness in a way
>>62531323I've slurped some KOSPI last week, but it's still selling off.
>>62531327What if he was talking about Bubba Watson this whole time?
oh i see whyoil is dumping HARD
Why do I have a strong feeling there is another dump coming? This smells fishy.
microsaars breached 400
What the fuck is going on.
>>62531334that's just me microwaving my lunch
The insiders are buying, buy now goy or be priced out forever
>>62531334buy diapers
>>62531331Oil baggies roping for the second moonth in a row and it’s hilarious
>>62531334yeah I don't like cold sushialways heat it up before eating
>>62531343You can just buy it later.
>>62531342Can I have some?
I hope SPCX keeps going up before earnings so I can keep selling retard calls
>>62531327Is there a 3x Isreal LETF?
The KO MO defensive line holds again.
Gotta love SCHD. Excellent ballast for current market conditions.
holy shit it really is V'ingim saved
>ServiceNowThere is no end in sight
>>62531358My rwl is doing something similar too.
>>62531328Im slowly averaging in on a 3x LETF between -20% and -50%. I hope it doesnt break 50.
>>62531358that's the schid
>>62531334It's called trauma. You've been conditioned by prior negative experiences to expect more negative experiences in the future.
>>62531358>OKLOi disregard your post
I told you, (you can apologize again now (for the 20th time))Inverse 1pbtid glowbots, print money.
>>62531272>MOO>HODLYes, they do funny names.
>>62531370I consneed
>>62531368I want to invest in power but nothing looks good. Was debating OKLO but a 7 billion dollar company with zero revenue.
>>62531360I bought ORCL at $145 instead of this
>>62531368It’s just a speculative investment. All recurring investments are going into ETFs
>>62531377I’m sorry
>>62531326thank you for your sacrifice my benchod. i sold 0 dte put spreads at that level on spx. will net me $700 and change for the day. let us know what you're doing tomorrow in terms of moves
>>62531378just dont DCA down on itit is legit a shitstock
>he's not paying $100k a month for early access to orange nigger truth social meltiesthe big announcement was already posted, stay poor losers
>>62531314Like like what?
>>62531386unfortunately i'm out of money for a while so expect big moves in either direction while i'm on the sidelines
VCX is unironically going to 0
someone post earnings calendar
>>62531391ah good to know. maybe i'll long vix
>>62531388My port ain't even worth that...
>>62531346>>62531331>just last thread Anons were bragging that oil is up while semis eat shit
>>62531395fyi i just bought some revenge $742 calls with whatever spare cash i had
Well, let's talk making money, guys. Seems like the safe window for SNDQ was yesterday or early premarket. Also seems like SpaceX is going through a pump and dump. Would it be a safe pivot to SSPC once it stops? Or did I already miss it? Could the best move be... To not play?
>>62531393
HOSANNAFOREVER
>>62531401If things really do pump right now I will short in a bit because this isn't a trend change
I don't believe in this pamp>Mediators from Pakistan, Egypt and Qatar have been discussing a proposal that would clarify disagreements regarding operations of the Strait of Hormuz, the two sources said on Monday night. Iran maintains that the MOU granted it a level of control over the strait, while the US has argued otherwise.>The proposal being advanced by the mediators aims to bridge those gaps so that the US and Iran can begin talks through the MOU, whose 60-day timeline is set to expire next month.>Iran and Oman — which both are situated along the strait — have given a green light to the mediators’ proposal, and it now awaits approval from Trump, the two sources said, adding that the White House was holding off on making a decision until after the president’s meeting with Netanyahu.Are the Trump admin and Jews really going to surrender and say that Iran now owns the strait? This would be an unbelievably big L and entirely unforced.
>>62531274Absolutely fucking futile. You will not gain anything. I bought NVIDIA in 2024 and held for a year -- surely during a raging bull market, there will have been SOME movement. Nope. Just flat (technically 5% negative).
>>62531403BOY SMINEM IS SAVING US
JPMABBVHSBCMUFGWELLSMFGBBVABNYBCSMPCVLONWGHPECASYCIBSUNBPOPRCORTFBPPARRCLMTNHCSAHAAMIBLBDGSLCVLGFEIMESEAUGAid like a favouri'll do it again asap, you know i dont ask for much if anythinglet me know if i've crossed any bounds
>>62531408COPE. We're fucking mooning from here. Last chance to buy is NOW
>>62531392nah just back to $15, it's NAV
We are so back
>>62531390Energy, real estate, goyslop, cars etc.
US is just so bad at war
>>62531044>oil down $3.50 after the saudis said they had to shut down some productionmakes a lot of sense
>>62531409Nvidia is a multi trillion dollar company. It will never move the same way as AMD or Hynix (for better and for worse).
>>62531408I doubt that will happen because it would the izzat loss of the millennium for America. They'd never be able to live it down.
>>62531417Honestly trueIt has never moved on from the ideology that blowing up more of their guys and stuff automatically means you win
>>62531411thanks anonalready received my pre-order, keep the tip
>>62531412Nigger I FOMOd in.
>>62531420This is why I don't invest in oil. It's the most manipulated shitcoin out there, probably worse than tech stocks.
>>62531400expiring today? if tomorrow you might get lucky with surprise rate cute or something and we moon
>>62531422we're going to have to shit in their streets and throw trash everywhere for eons to regain our izzat
>>62531358Smart money is farting and schd'ing
>>62531427ii-it will continue go up, i promise.
>>62531432yeah todaylooks like i painted today's range
Why is the number going up? Is this a troll? Is there noos?
>>62531436sell the calls and see if you can sell a slightly OTM call spread instead. wouldn't be surprised if we come back down and close a little lower end of day
>hold the ETF EUV>it's given out by a firm literally called Corgi>several times a day I'm reminded of Corgis because of finance
>>62531145Kek good point. I wouldn't trust any one of these AI companies to not steal info. So why would any major company risk integrating it? If I had a major private company I certainly wouldn't risk it.>wagie is implementing code>ends up giving the AI access so he can do his job>and just like that the AI probably saved and sent the entire codebase back to Google so they can implement their own software that will bankrupt my business as they do it cheaperJust look at Amazon copying popular products. Why wouldn't Google or other AI companies do this?
I am significantly less raped than before. Thank you for your attention to this matter
it's resourcesthe further down the line you can identify the crux of resources' and youve got the next 5 yearsspacexaiEVslogistics...everything else is super consistent, push logistics only when AI reaches a decompression threshold and resources needed to keep these up for the coming age will literally be the 50 shares in whatever stock 35 years agololexcept, 7-12 years is when it startsif they ignore greenlandif they can ignore africa>need more time for, nuance
>>62531441if I open a firm one day I'll name it smg I hope you fags will buy into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
>>62531445this was always the big fallacy with muh "cloud". remember when the cloud always more reliable and safer too? until it gets blown up by Iran anyway
>>62531448It trades under smg. Better be called Discount Smiggers.
where this dead cat bounce coming from?
>>62531448Are you going to sell submachine guns?
I’ve just realised what Trump is doing and it’s even more corrupt than I thought>order the strategic oil reserve to be dumped on the open market rugging the price downwards>wall street reacts to oil dumping by pumping stocks as there must be a peace deal!>trump, family and insiders open short positions and load up on puts>spy rugs again when people realise there is no peaceRepeat until americas oil reserves are dry and trumps bank account is full
>>62531438They need to justify no hike for tomorrow. Oil must be low so inflation looks transitory, stock goes up
Did he make the call?
>>62531439my current broker doesn't let me do spreadsi'm just praying for a peace deal nowmaybe it was insiders who pumped it
>>62531450I get the Intel play now. Im not investing but being the 3rd biggest foundry has potential, as shitty and broken as it is.
How are your Pokémon investments doing /smg/
>watching CNBCI hate these Wall Street types like you wouldn't believe. Why the fuck do we let imbeciles like them control all the capital in our society?
>wake upSOXL LETS GOOOO
>>62531464kek I hate watch that shit every day
welp I'm fucked
>>62531450anon this shit is going sub 70 by friday
>>62531464>>62531468What is wrong with you fags. Enjoy the hot sophisticated women. Only medium that didn't uglyfy and niggerfy.
>>62531407SNDK will be $700 EOW
>>62531476I can enjoy attractive women and still think they’re dumb as rocks
Boring day so far. Checked my portfolio and dipped. Might check it again the end of the week.
>>62531460move to schwab and learn spreads. you'll start to do better than buying FD's
>>62531464advanced pedigrees
>>62531476>no prime audrey gfwhy even live?
anywaysdo any anons think that we might get a decent green with today after close earnings and tomorrow's?
Really wondering when this brutal chip heeming will end. It's pure irrational retard sentiment at this point
>Rebalanced the 'folio>-0.08%Now just need the semi rape to end and things will be looking up
>>62531490My favourite is all the hot teen ass but all the men are obsessed with the Chang that looks like a 12yr old boy. Least they gave us an age appropriate smoking hot FBI side character.
We need to go lower, everybody needs to get wiped out.
>discussing the strait of Hormussy tanks OIL.This market is so fake and gay. Iran needs to stop being a bitch and bomb a US carrier.
>>62531498i hate to say it but its over for 2026 at least, lets just go hibernate
KObros I'm going I've got a case of the sugars...
>it's only -13% now instead of -20%Wow what a victory haha
>>62531490
Niggerpump tomorrow, trust the plan.
>>62531512it only hurts a little bit now
>>62531516i'm going to need several weeks of nonstop niggerpumping to recover from this
What the hell was that pump? New Truth Social?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOG
>>62531515Who's this Dan dude and was he fucking all these actresses?
>>62531525>he doesn't pay $100k/month for Truth Social premiumSAD
lmao intcels
>>62531508What does my port need to look like to land a plump conservative wife who looks like this sans hijab?
Daq red again, semis pump stallingIt's over
lel
I PREFER SON OUT SEXlike a previous poster said, the moment you make AI accessibly cheap with tierslike why doesn't it have a search index layer for repeated questions? hm?oh im on the wrong board apparentlythe data centers are a bubble if they keep pushing it5 years and what you needed a datacenter for can be contained in a box
spacesex compressing to form the densest vantblackniggercoalerald of all time
>>62531529shut up about that goy
>>62531533KO, MCD, SBUX, TGT, CMG
12 minutes ago:>We often see Trump decide to open up meetings with visiting leaders for at least a few minutes. A White House official said that today’s discussions are remaining closed to the press because the president considers these working meetings. (Not that this usually stops him from calling in reporters.) But the Israelis have already released photos of Netanyahu sitting next to Trump in the Oval Office, with Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth, the defense secretary, all nearby. Steve Witkoff, the president’s special envoy, was also there, along with the Israeli ambassador, Yechiel Leiter, and Netanyahu’s national security adviser, Shmuel Ben Ezra.
Hey Gays! What's going on today? I've got "utility work" going on on my street, so my Internet is sub 1mbps download speeds and I couldn't possibly daytrade today.
>>62531537What's the play for this though. Apple used to make a 7k box that with 3 units could run Kimi 3 but they discontinued and they are selling used for 30k each.Which company will benifit when open source wins?
Be careful. You might be hooked.
my account has been going sideways for two months
>>62531545>KOjust all in KO at that point
>>62531554Better than down for two months
Gentlemen, this week is turning out to be the biggest clusterfuck imaginable. DO NOT slurp anything tech related until next Monday, when all the earnings reports are in and a hysterical market has had time to digest the results, along with a possible-probable Fed rate hike. Stop gambling. Please.
>>62531561
>>62531561How did we go from 95% odds of no hike to 40% odds of no hike in 72 hours?
All of you slurpers are going to get rect. You're going to be bag holding a year a from now, with much lower prices.
>>62531561What if it will be very gween instead ?
>>62531561This
>>62531533I have never seen one marry outside of their race so good luck with that if you are white.
it's fucking over
>>62531568According to whom? The analysts on every financial website on the Internet, practically all of whom change their minds day to day and many of whom may well be instruments for Wall Street firms to massage retail investment?
>>62531561I will take everything day by day but I am done for today>>62531572*hugs you and holds you*I hope it is for you anon
>>62531501Idk man but judging from how many anons are fiercely holding on, I suspect the heeming will continue for several more weekst. Still holding on when i should've sold 4 weeks ago, 3 weeks ago, 2 weeks ago, even 1 week ago. Fuck my account is just getting its value destroyedFuck me I didnt realize thos kany people wouldnt be shaken out. Id have bene better of being shaken out asap
>>62531572I would love to see a renaissance in memory stocks. But we don't know if there is going to be one yet, fundamentals be damned. Wait and see.
now what?
>>62531568According to who? Fedwatch says 72% rates held.
Yep, still crabbing
>>62531590Not the anon but kalshi
I slurped rklb at 61 and crwv at 65im happy enough with my new premium bags
>SCHDadmit you were wrong about AI
>>62531589Now the Fed raises rates
I'm down 3k :(
>>62531594kalshi is retail goyim literally who cares also I dont think they will hike even though inflation is pretty badthe stock market would really go kill and that makes trump big sad
>Iran MP warns Kyiv that military response ‘certain to follow’ after ship attackAh, so that's how they plan to make it into a WW3 then.
>>62531598I fucking kneel SCHD is up more YTD than I am
>>62531603Say wha? My special military operations are getting all mixed up here
>>62531598>babe won
>>62531604It's an interesting instrument. Only boomers want dividends as income, but the key to this fund's success seems to be that it invests in high-quality companies rolling in dough that can *afford* high dividends. I may take a little of my mem stock profits and stake out a position for the long term.
>line does a loop de loop
>>62531580I dont even know where my portfolio is today. Im so tired of this never ending dump. I wish I sold the first week it went down. Fuck I couldve had so much money. Im an idiot>>62531598She looks more normal with her jaw hidden.
>>62531613It’s defensive. Lower beta and dividend focused.
>>62531609the moment i give in to temptation and goon to bobos, it will truly be overi will not let you tempt me, devil
MUanon is backnicehow many times did your stop loss trigger within the last month boss?
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>>62531618> hedgefunds are paying 100k a month for early access to this
I'm -9% YTD
>>62531594Kalshi odds show even higher % for rates held. Is this some type of bear misinformation operation?https://kalshi.com/markets/kxfeddecision/fed-meeting/kxfeddecision-26jul
>>62531618Will Iran fall for this swindlers bullshit again? Seems unlikely. Massive actual concessions or forget it.
>>62531626Isn’t that the girl that got killed? Sad desu
>>62531626how is this possible?care to tell your secrets i.e what you held at what price?
>>62531622Mock my stop losses all you like. I'm money ahead.Also, to answer your question directly, once. I am thoroughly sidelined now and very grateful for it.
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>>62531629It was 95% hold
>>62531621Take a good look, you could bounce a quarter off that straight into the ocean ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>>62531638I'm glad you're still out bigly ahead. This was a gigantic opportunity and I've basically squandered it
>>62531641>retail baggies are coping that rates can't be hiked they are probably right, but still
>>62531638I hope you started buying when it hit below 850 it is very good spot chinese meme company hits half a trillion marketcap while microngodz goes as low as 1T
>>62531618But nothing ever happens?
>>62531641That guy said no hike is at 40%. Thoughbeit I am a bit nervous that there will be a 25 bepis hike. Then again, perhaps it is all priced in.
>>62531600Good for you.Oh, I'm going to master the art of shorting soon, and when I do, I better get access to the /SMG/ whore, the bobina. I'm gonna collect those STDs if it's the last thing I do. Not a bot, btw.
>>62531652Ah okay that sounds too high. It’s probably just retard arbitrage on kalshi
New>>62531659>>62531659>>62531659Migrate when ready
Kevin predictions?
Just cant narrow those spreads.
YES YES YES YES
>>62531647They can be hiked, but considering Don's in office it'd be a bit odd.
>>62531641a bepis hike of >25 poocent would be catastrophic, it surely wont happen and those guys are incinerating money because of muh odds
>>62531603Can Iran even respond militarily against Ukraine? Isn't it too far away?
>>62531638I will never mock stop losses again after damn near round tripping crazy gains on MUU
>>62531678They can reach them with both rockets and drones. The threats actually make sense, but we'll see what happens.
>>62531657Thinking about it now I think he just made the number up kek.
>>62531690Well even if they were to respond I doubt Ukraine would follow up. Iran might not really lose anything by having more enemies but Ukraine really cannot afford to divide its attention.
>>62531370But didn’t you say it was going to pump because they’re printing money?
