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>>62531044
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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I migrated, like a bird.
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just deleted my brokerage app
I will not make decisions while stressed
I trust my positions
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Is this the bottom?
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>>62531671
Honestly based.
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>SPY
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> nows
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>>62531671
Good. When you have a game plan, have the self discipline to follow it.
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You cannot lose!!
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>>62531676
this girl is shitting out a baby
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really need fagx to die in a fire
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>>62531671
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>>62531668
Nice smg meta reference.
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>>62531685
Patience young retard
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miggin'
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I'm only down about 1 poo cent now
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>>62531694
wow how hard do i have to poop to lose 15?
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Gnostic Christianity makes too much sense.

This is financial and spiritual advice.
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>>62531676
>i will not goon to bobina
>i will not goon to bobina
>i will not goon to bobina
>i will not goon to bobina
>i will not goon to bobina
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$120 C 08/07 SOXL

Should I?
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i remember a certain NIGGER that would make fun of my schd with a stupid oppenhimer pic
who's laughing now?
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>>62531697
Based.
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>>62531701
Fuck no
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>>62531701
SOXL is one thing but SOXL calls, LMAO
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>>62531701
>>62531709
Buy it as tuition on gamma risk
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>>62531704

If gnosis didn’t work there would be more people practicing it. Seems most people who reached divinity have escaped the prison planet already.
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This will be cleared up with the hyperscaler earnings reports this week that show growing capex.
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I dont even wanna know what happened. I wont look into my portfolio or read the news I am so sick and tired of this shit.
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>>62531701
dis nigga buying calls on a levered etf
why not buy calls on the calls to get some more leverage?
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>>62531715
Woah... Warrent Buffet? Is that really you?
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>>62531713
I bought some gnostic Bible off Amazon like 15 years ago and it was one of the best books I’ve ever read. Makes a lot of sense.
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markets are so volatile and jerky right now that a subsector rising (proportionately to its earnings) caused a 2008-like meltdown on beta baskets.
crazy time to be a retail investor
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>It is not just the whistleblower (Suchir Balaji) (Death) who was murdered, there have been people who left the company and had knowledge of the lies within the company (“OpenAI”) that have met untimely deaths. It is shocking that the former partner turned competitor (Dario Amodei) has not highlighted the deaths. He certainly has the platform (“Anthropic”) to amplify the deaths and how suspicious they are. The head (Sam Altman) of the company doing the killing knows his company is hanging by a thread. He does everything he can to make sure there is no dissent. He needs his company to go public so he can cash in but the only way that is going to happen is if everyone is on the same page. If you aren't, then you stand a good chance of dying. Suchir Balaji/”OpenAI”/Dario Amodei/”Anthropic”/Sam Altman
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>>62531722
Bullish?
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>>62531722
Why would Dario amplify the deaths? He'd be the next to get whacked
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Oil going a bit low on absolutely no news, don't you think?
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>>62531722
This kind of stuff happens all the time and there's nothing (You) or I can do about it. Don't see why it would start mattering now
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why is zion don raping me right now?
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It's just money, it's made up
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We should give the Koreans even more leverage. You know, for the greater good.
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Be honest with me ServiceNow can’t go up tomorrow too, right? I should sell
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kek grrr
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Rate hikes soon
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>>62531739
We should give them a lot of leverage but then make it so it goes up instead of down
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it's coming
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>>62531733
>no news
The rumor is that we're getting a new ceasefire after the Israeli-US meeting. I guess it makes sense because unlike the other orange man meetings it isn't televised. Its a closed meeting, so they must be talking about something serious. Don't think it would be another escalation because that would achieve nothing. Market is pricing in the mother of all tacos.
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>>62531720

Name? I need to find more info on Gnosticism. I find it fascinating that once you realize we are living in a corrupted realm by design, everything we experience makes sense.
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>>62531741
hold (until 2030)
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Be honest, how much of this are you?
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cut tomorrow?
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>>62531739
The market can't truly heal until every last degenerate Korean gambler is liquidated, financially and otherwise
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How are your cardboard stocks holding up?
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>>62531754
Yeah that’s what I want to do but my penny stock buying friend is spamming me like 20 messages a day telling me to sell and to be happy with my gains. ” Stop being greedy!”. Up 26,5% on it now
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>>62531753
This one
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>>62531702
SCHD is gods chosen ETF
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Fucking hell.
My Micron stonks have dropped $150 since I bought them.
It's fucking over.
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>>62531752
I know that much, I just mean that it's happening very fast this time without an actual confirmation. Literally 100 to 83 on brent in 2 days. I wish it was higher before proper news so I could short from a bigger number.
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>>62531636
Started the year well with XOM calls and UUUU stock, then lost it all and then some in April trading oil.
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>>62531756
>no schizo gf who might kill you in your sleep
why even live
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>>62531760
i bought paper mills they are part of the same value chain, right? the stock has been sliding sideways since forever but at least the div is good
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>>62531774
XOM call anon is that you
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Our postmodern age is collapsing
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>>62531782
What’s next? Post post modern?
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this stock price was 2400 one month ago, i always wondered how these ultimate bagholders look like
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>>62531787
Pre future age
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>>62531781
ayyy, didn't know we got fa/tv/irgins in here
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>>62531770
This is why I deployed my cash. I'm kind of fearful but I feel something is going to happen. Even if I'm wrong so many names have already rugged bigly that I feel like it can't go much lower. Someone said in an earlier thread today that the stage is set for a mega reversal, sort of think its possible if earnings play out well, rates are held and we get a nice TACO.
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So Micron Technology is going down because Korean gamblers can't manage their margin accounts properly
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>>62531789
Their flashdrives always die on me.
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>>62531794
>>62531782
meant this guy. how embarrassing
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>>62531797
holy cope batman
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>>62531798
No, the sell off the last 2 days was about Chyna
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I am being financially raped
gaped and raped
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>>62531798
It’s going down because smart money is leaving retail holding the bag. The bankers knew this past earnings was the peak.
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>>62531791
So on our way to the gold asteroids but not quite mining them yet? Is that why SPCX is +2% today? Damn, it all makes sense now.
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We can admit that silver peaked, oil peaked, and Micron peaked. The charts all look the same
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>>62531760
I don't have much cardboard but my retro gayming stocks have probably appreciated quite a bit since last I checked. The pos app I was using to track them currently isn't showing any data, though.
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>>62531801
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>>62531697
>A) entirely known through its detractors

>B) the idea that salvation comes through being big brained is antithetical to Christianity and Jesus’s general message as a deregulatory reformer interested in the spirit and not the letter, and a fundamental conservative (in the Le bon/Edmun Burke sense) (meaning skepticism of systematic approaches and redesigning societies along rational lines). (Yes, Jesus was anti-big government and bureaucracy, centrally, as a main theme, and this is sociopolitical advice)
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>>62531744
grrr's going to be in the shitter until at least next earnings tbqh. At least it avoided the sub-10 dollar apocalypse
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>>62531697
>Being miserable actually means your special
Greatest psyop ever produced
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>losing money because of the retarded oil market yet again
why do I even bother with jeetjuice
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>>62531816
kek
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>>62531818
I dunno man everybody was saying it was maniuplated
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>>62531802
Market is very beaten down atm. Consecutive good news would definitely produce some green. You can cope when it happens and I'll pour one out for your shorts.
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>>62531812
I think the lore is interesting but I agree with you.
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>>62531812
Martin what are we buying this week?
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y u no implode
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>>62531781
Yup that's me. Also UUUU Frierenposter.
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>>62531834
>4UFrierenGOD
I didn't make this connection until now, are you also SNDKFrierenanon? Are you okay?
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>>62531834
Have you made money of uuuu?
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Gnosticism has a lot of contradictions but the hylic stuff is almost indisputable. NPCs, hylics, we have memes for the same fluoride stare slaves.
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>>62531803
I know that their memory company IPOd but that's mainstream news and not something that should move markets

>>62531806
Are you sure this isn't recency bias. Why would people stop buying HBM, DRAM, NAND. Or which company or new innovation is supposed to replace that? Still standing by my theory that it's mostly overleveraged accounts and not a paradigm shift
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now that the dust has settled what is the next big thing after AI?
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>>62531824
ytd dow will overtake nasdog soon, lmao
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>>62531834
frieren a bitch
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>>62531844
Parasocial influencer friend simulators
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>>62531844
question worth billions
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>>62531841
People notice the same things but name them differently. We haven't changed for tens of thousands of years, despite civilization progressing forward. Have you ever read the Pompeii graffiti? That shit is hilarious.
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>>62531844
Cybersecurity. Recommend a good undervalued cybersecurity stock please
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>>62531844
rope & rickety stool stores
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should I buy qcom
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>>62531844
Robutts
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>>62531841
My issue is its the brainless faggots that indoctrinate themselves with 3 hours of bitchut a day that use the term.
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>>62531837
>SNDKFrierenanon
I don't know who that is.

>>62531839
Yeah I did.
Then had several -$100k daily moves in April trading oil.
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>>62531701
yes do it, everyone is here is a crab who wants you to stay poor
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>>62531844
AI Waifus
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>>62531859
The Gabby posting is making me sad boss
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>>62531844
Quantum (for real this time)
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>>62531844
Gamedev (again).
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>>62531864
You realise we're chimps that can't get 1 and 0's to do a thing?
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>>62531865
TRVTH NVKE
work on those games anons
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>>62531868
Nigger I'm retarded
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>>62531861
I have a great idea for an AI waifu company that offers a fantastic product and then enshittifies itself by introducing AI AIDS that can only be cured with microtransactions or the waifu you got attached to over the last year dies.
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>>62531844
AI^2

we dont even have AGI yet
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>>62531844
I would like to say oil and minor companies but

>>62531862
well I'm distraught from today's price action so
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>>62531842

PLEASE RESPOND
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>>62531834
I FOMO'd and ended up following you and made 30k on 135Cs, wanted to say thanks, sorry to hear it's been rough for you otherwise
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>>62531755

I lived with a dude like this in college/in my fraternity.

He larped as some type of liberal bum but his parents were giga rich. He got a shitty fastfood job for a few weeks just for the novelty of seeing how poor people work. He would borrow money and spend it on drugs and never paid his bills and we actively caught him stealing shit in the house on multiple occasions. He defaulted on a credit card and would pawn all of his shit on a regular basis all despite having an infinite pipeline of money from his parents at the first request. he just wanted the meme experience of "being a broke college student" to tell when he gets older I guess.

he is a lawyer now
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>>62531862
Did they ever find the guy who framed Brian?
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>>62531881
Chuck eyes are super underrated but somewhat rare at the grocery store
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>>62531859
Kek, oil is rough buddy. Who knew China had a gazillion secrete barrels stored away and would use them to downplay a US caused disaster.
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>>62531881
Where's the sneed steak?
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>sell vertical puts
>stonk goes down
>sell one leg against my better judgement
>stonk goes up
>buy the other leg back with a lower strike price
Sometimes I get lucky.
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>>62531884
You should've liquidated him desu.
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>>62531853
none bruh they're all pumped to shit,,
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>>62531888
>>62531891
LOL but what about Samsung, Hynix and Micron
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>>62531798
I'M NOT KOREAN.
I JUST WANTED TO DAY TRADE VOLATILE STOCK.
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>>62531881
You can't beat a good slow cooker chuck roast for a comfy meal
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>>62531896
Huh
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>>62531896
The IV is juicer than bobinas butt cheeks. I’m selling options.
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>>62531841
>>62531858
What are some distinctive things christian gnosticism does and why not just cast away christianity altogether?
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anyone else have that feeling that the ai bubble has already popped and we are now in the middle of the free fall?
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>>62531844
vidya & collectibles. watched a vid of comic con and it was techbros with bags of collectibles. post sony & xbox hyjinx, the vidya industry will go uppies
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>>62531816

the greatest psyop was that you should act like a sheep and that you will be rewarded in the next life for it

literally farming the fucking goyim lmao

>when your master strikes you turn and offer your other cheek
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>>62531844
Magnets. 4U. Think about it.
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>>62531905
everyone does, which is why we are going
to make a new ATH next month
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>>62531905
10% ago I'd argue yes, but there's the feeling that things could settle with this weeks earnings. ATH is absolutely out of the question, but it'll find a new higher floor than they previously had
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>>62531912
The admin of this world is most certainly Satan. But he larps as if he made it. I think that rings true with both. Almost makes sense that his chosen ones are the worst people alive.
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>>62531905
SOXL is back to where I thought it would peak last Spring. Theoretically the bottom may be in
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>>62531905
The unknowing will ride the whipsaw down into the abyss.
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>>62531910
Nintendo and CDProjekt have been going up recently but that might just be a pump before Gamescom and not the actual thing. We'll see.
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>>62531904
Christ. Not trying to be witty but its the christ endorsement part. Makes it easier to swallow becuase you can still larp as a Christian despite the Pope and coptic Christians killing them as heretics who rejected God's gifts.
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where is earnings report for the week picture?
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da fuck niqqAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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SK Hynix reports earnings today btw.
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>>62531916
God really fucking sucks in the Old Testament. Yet they tell you the guy who rebelled against that asshole is evil.
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>>62531905
Except the AI front facing companies like Microsoft and Google are pumping?
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>>62531926
https://x.com/eWhispers/status/2080644066413330836
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>>62531926
I want to know how its going. Fucking tsunami of earnings and I have not heard shit on the results besides google. How fid KO do ?
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>>62531931
It’s either that or Christian identity. That one’s fun but not if you’re brown. Although I guess they have their own black Israelite thing kek
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>>62531937
this one sucks it don't evem have the funny frog in the backgroun
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>>62531930
It can’t be bad. So I shouldn’t be able to lose if I buy now. It can’t be bad, r-right?
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everyone thinks the bottom is in
hence this is not the bottom

the bottom is get me the FUCK OUT
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>>62531942
The real guy is on vacation for a few weeks. We'll have to make do with shit in the meantime.
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>>62531930
Do you think people finally realized that their 400% profit per quarter is all just bullshit book cooking?
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>>62531930
Does anyone actually realistically believe this can pamp them? Everyone is a bear on Sk Hynix now, even the baggers
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I'm going to go broke just trying to make it to the fomc to reposition.
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>>62531882
>made 30k
Feels good. What have you been doing otherwise, financially? Maybe I can borrow some karma from you cause fortuna has not been with me these past months
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>>62531939
KO beat. Goyslop still undefeated
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>>62531905
A part of me yeah but the mag7 is trucking along and have bizarrely become the safer bet against AI for some
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Our age of silver is collapsing.
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>>62531756
if you think there's going to be a cut why baghold your dogshit semi stocks and just go for the 10x bet on a cut
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>>62531948
/smg/ is 50% bearish, this means normies are 90% bearish. If you're holding heavy bags then it would be pretty retarded to sell right now.
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>>62531920
>idol worship
Anon...
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>>62531960
I looked it up on AI

With roughly 27% of S&P 500 companies having reported their Q2 results, the numbers are topping Wall Street expectations:
Blended Earnings Growth: S&P 500 year-over-year earnings growth sits at ~37.9%. Even if you strip out massive one-off accounting gains from mega-caps (like Alphabet's $98B GAAP paper gain), core S&P 500 profit growth is running around ~25.9% year-over-year.
Margin Expansion: S&P 500 net profit margins hit 15.7%—one of the highest underlying profitability rates since tracking began in 2009. Companies are successfully expanding margins despite higher borrowing and labor costs.
Beat Rate: Over 86% of reporting companies have beaten EPS estimates, well above the historical 5-year average (~78%).
Major financial institutions (like JPMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs) and healthcare giants have started showing quantifiable cost reductions by integrating automated document processing, agentic AI workflows, and customer service automation into their operations, expanding operational margins without expanding headcount.
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>>62531936
Both google and microsoft is trading where they were 6 months ago, hardly a pump.
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Why did Biden start this bear market? We really need to vote harder for Trump in 2027.
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>>62531966
>If you're holding heavy bags then it would be pretty retarded to sell right now.
yep not the bottom
also this is essentially gme amc for the last 6 years now
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>>62531967
>only job is to run oil
>fail
Why do we humor these camel fuckers again
>>62531971
Based Saturn noticer
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>>62531803
No the selloff is because capex spend is a 2 year horizon for semiconductors (supply) and for the AI/cloud/"hyperscaler" guys (demand). And people genuinely are worried about the debt not being sustainable even before the BoJ / Warsh pissing match like right the fuck now in the next few months.

The CXMT stuff doesn't help. The gooks literally not stopping with the margin until there's been a few more liquidation suicides doesn't help. But it's all debt vs capex right now, and because semis rallied so quickly a lot of the institutions that decided they were spooked got to trim out for massive profits so why wouldn't they pull out double digit points in the black?
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Reminder:ANYONE oppressing on trans rights in THIS THREAD is a BOT and trying to stop you from achieving hecking GNOSIS.
they are BOTS AND FEDS trying to silence OUR OPINIONS.
curse the demiurge for putting glowniggers in my stock market general
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my shit cooked
cracked
washed
chopped
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>>62531948
no, you are the bottom
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>>62531971
>Pic
>Wish.com Nietzchie
Apollonian vs Dionysian is much better.
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>>62531992
i'm in cash bobina

guessing this is where the bottom is
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>>62531979
You're telling anons with -50% bags to sell? Even if this is a full on bear market there is going to be a relief rally.
>comparing memecos with real companies
You're so bearish its actually making me bullish.
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>>62531992
you can still delete this
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>>62531992
I hope this doesnt awaken something in me.
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>>62532010
>cure for autism
lemme guess. its a vaccine
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Russian janny discord spamming their fag tranny fetish
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>>62532010
>They apparently created a cure for autism now
We're going to need it
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>>62531659
Will this save my account? Pwease tell me guys I'm despewate !
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>>62531928
IT'S FUCKING OVER LAD.
ALL I SEE ARE RED LINES!!!
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S&P green
Nasdac red
Gotta love it
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>>62532010
Most expensive game on steam is 10k, its a train simulator with a gazillion DLC add-ons. They are fucked!
4chan is in trouble too.
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when will this permanent crab market make up its mind
after the november erections?
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>>62531959
I bought a lot of MU last year and I've been writing covered calls since it peaked after earnings and building up a MNST position with the proceeds, if AAPL has a dip I'm gonna rotate all my MNST into that. Also I bought a shit ton of RPD in the low 5s in april and that's been doing very well. Other than those XOM calls I never really touch oil though, in my experience oil traders are a unique level of psycho
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>>62531971

>Zeus and Athena

power and wisdom. aka just be a man instead of a faggot tranny.

if you will notice all the psyops nowadays are about the opposite
>be an "ape"
>be an "ant"
>toxic masculinity
>cutting your dick off is cool
>you are at the mercy of the zeitgeist
>the government is your dad
>you are not responsible if bad things happen to you

make sure you put on your good boy clothes, go to your goy job, never think the entire time you are there and just wait for someone to tell you what to do
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McConnell will rise from the grave and markets will pump, it will happen
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>>62531774
I'd have been better off just stopping in March. I'm now worse off then when the year started. I don't want to risk the remainder of my 2025 gains.

>>62531882
Explain how you made so much. I though UUUU is far below $135 a share?
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Why didn't you just buy mining and industrials?

>>62531755
>20 year old

Son, you need to start hanging out with people your own age.
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>>62532028
>>be an "ant"
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for that one.
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>>62532000
Higher bottom but more time spent in the crab.
Institutions and retail look at it differently but they're both getting the confidence beat out of them. You'd need multiple quarters of everything being fine to get out of the crab.
I don't think bottom fishers think this is the bottom. I do think you have a lot of the shorts both taking profits and seeing technical indicators that you might get a technical bounce so they're cagey.

Like I pussied out my shorts are off.
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>>62532010
Post was deleted what did I miss?
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>>62532030
I bought a bunch of XOM 135C 7/17 in Febuary and sold them when it broke 170
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Can't believe for months and months I was on the edge of my seat about oil prices and inflation and fed rate hikes and capex fears -- successfully navigating all of them, coming out on top.
But in the end, my portfolio boiled down to a question about whatever China is up to.
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Don't look oil bros...
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Are we done rotating? I want to be done with this now.
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>>62532035
Secret knowledge by (((them))), specifically that apparently there's a cure for autism
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would you buy spcx at $20
or what's the highest you'd buy it at
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Why did they delete it?
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>secret esoteric cure for very common disease
sure bruh
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>>62532044
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>>62532041
Why are chun li’s thighs so small?
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>>62531905
No
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Berkshire about to break 3% in one day. Never seen that before
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>>62532035
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>>62532033

its not a coincidence that the redditors and retail faggots all glamorize their insignificance and retardation

>loss porn
>yolo finances

its about detaching responsibility/wisdom/power and turning you into a faggot pile of goo that troons out and never reproduces

working as intended
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>>62532047
before or after elon mosk kills himself with a drug overdose?
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NIGGERS
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>>62532047
70
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>>62532042
COFFEE CHADS KEEP WINNING
FUCK TEA
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>>62531676

Put a bear nose on her next time, you lazy slop generating fuck
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>>62532042
I see.
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>>62532069
Awoooooga
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>>62532068
wtf...
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>>62531844
robots, can't let those pesky blue collars keep their jobs either
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>people can’t fathom that this flawed reality is hell
>NPC demons farming 5 stars hits and kills your family like a GTA5 game.
>Get shot in a botched gas station robbery because you were there at the wrong time
>semi truck blasts you on the freeway

Nice free will we got in this realm full of happiness and joy.
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>>62532068
WORST KOREA IN THE HOUSE
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>>62532041
It's just the capex.
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>>62532047

the banks valued them at 800B. they are probably worth more than that based on the cult and weird faggots like blowing their life savings on space shit for some reason. the satellites used for government drone targeting are the most valuable part of the company.

I think like 900B floor is pretty reasonable if you don't want to be emotional about it. Wait until a rocket explodes and they drop under 900B and its probably a buy desu
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We bottom at 24,600 nasdick. If it breaks, it will do 23,800 and test again. I Remote viewed a rabbi just now.
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These threads suck when all you techbros are losing money. Meanwhile I’m up almost 4% today and no one wants to talk stocks
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>>62532082
It’s a 30-50 Billy market cap company.
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>>62532069
I recognize Argentinian women when I see them. It's something in the boobs, can't explain.
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>>62532068
hol up...
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I rode my book near the storage facility in my city and noticed many homeless lingering around. I approached a white woman and offered her $60 for a blowjob and she agreed. What does this have to do with business and finance? Everything. It has everything to do with it.
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And so a new generation of bogleheads is born
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>>62532085
>up almost 4% today
Tickers?
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>>62532094
I'll be back..... but I won't be doing something as stupid as putting 50-70% of my port in one sector or stock again
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>>62532092
How do you ride a book?
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>>62532076
You can use your free will to stop being such a whiny fucking faggot
"Life is hell because....le bad things happen..."
Maybe go get your dick sucked or something then you would realize life is awesome.
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I’m here to smoke weed and lose money gambling. And I’m all outta weed.
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I'm 80% cash.
What should I do?
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I’d just like to be a Teletubby
Without having to study or work
Pooping outdoors and peeing in the garden
Without feeling ashamed to show my little willy
Hi!
I’d just like to be a Teletubby
All day naked, with my legs dangling
Smoking weed all day long without stopping
And then, if we want, all together
Let’s have sex!
I want to be the fifth Teletubby
I want to walk around naked in the countryside
I want to see the world through rose-colored glasses and go out to play
With my thing hanging out, free to frolic
Running through the fields, hooking up with you once...
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>>62532092
How was it? How many teeth did she still have?
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>>62532085
i'm up $998 today while spx is creeping down closer to my butterfly which might pay off. feels good to not be a techjamjeet baggot
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>>62532086

they have over 100B cash on hand and assets they could liquidate for cash in a bankruptcy and you value them at 30B makes it kind of retarded even wasting time talking to you

elons a huge nigger retard faggot conman but there will be a time like with all things where SPCX is underpriced. no point in gambling on it either way right now imo but if it falls substantially (60/share or some shit) it will be a buy just like MSFT was at 350 or when I shilled PEP and UBER at 52 week lows or GOOGL after a 10% dump

you niggers hate looking for value and always think everything is going to 0 or infinity though
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>>62532094
something something time in the market
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>>62532110
join the 50-50 club
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Oil crashing. Thanks Trump,,,, lmao y'all blame him when it's up y'all got TDS? Tomorrow we get a buying opportunity? Got my list handy
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>>62532073
>>62532090

You saw correctly, that was cum on my hand from fapping to that bobina, literally as soon as I saw the picture because I ate too much meat today and my test is pumping. I licked it off, but you can still see the white residue on the lower part of my thumb, only semen dries like that
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>>62532082
Can they just bribe the banks for this evaluation?
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>>62532122
How black are you
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>>62532095
OWL, NOW, RHM, FLAT B(investment company which is like 85% just Klarna), MVIR, and *squints* GAUZ.
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>>62532052
Surely, there must be a bottom. How many people even have stocks to sell anymore?
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>>62532110
Hold KO until the bubble finishes bursting. High performance for a boomer stock and it's recession proof.
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>>62532131

they were valued at over 2T at launch. the banks were saying 800B.

market sets the price. its why the lines move. banks don't care how the lines move they just care if people are gambling
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>>62532117
The Jews are done with Elon and they baited him into this IPO. I’ll buy when they go bankrupt and spin off starlink
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Pre-powerhour has started
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really need fagx to die in a fire
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>>62532047
I would slurp at $20
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Need something to keep tomorrow from becoming too red since today was so good. Should I buy SK Hynix? They’ll have a good report, right?
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>super expensive pre fomc puts
>they're still walking down every index's put walls
>50 day sma so rolled over even a child can see the slope
>nothing really in oversold on the oscillators
It's over lads. I'm putting the shorts back on.
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Uhhh space sex computer bros why is it going up?
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>>62532131

Like the rating agencies. The way the Oracle was able to get the rules changes for their bonds to barely stay investment grade (won’t last much longer). They “shop around”. There’s like 9 ratings agencies and more banks you can go to who will sell their mother for the IPO management fees.

Everything that was once not corrupt. Is now utterly corrupted. It’s why retail gets pasted by the insiders so much. It’s a wealth transfer game. Hence why many use the casino analogy more and more.
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>>62532140

if starlink was standalone I would buy so fucking much. its the future of warfare. they are also selling highspeend internet to major airlines

SPCX is a dogshit snake oil company but starlink alone is reason why it will never fail. its actually a critical piece of the military defense of America now where all of our wars are fought by obese people with joysticks bombing Muslim schools for israel

>the author of this post has no position in SPCX
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>Mom, now that SanDisk is so low, can we buy the dip...
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>>62532158
Kek
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>>62532132
While I get rich you practice low IQ racism like a bitch yo
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>>62532152

the same reason SOXL went down.

you see when everyone dogpiles one side of a trade then it becomes extremely profitable to take the other side of the trade.

you guys gotta stop shorting things after they drop 50%
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>Iran has ‘no plans’ to negotiate with US, deputy FM Kazem Gharibabadi says
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>>62532155
>if starlink was standalone I would buy so fucking much. its the future of warfare. they are also selling highspeend internet to major airlines
Yeah, that was the original plan they had, and if Starlink had been spun out so much of my bags would not be in it.
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>>62532117
>when I shilled PEP and UBER at 52 week lows or GOOGL after a 10% dump
You got another recommendation right now?
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>>62532148
Buy puts maybe.
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>>62532130
This brown, has ot be Bulgaria
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>>62532155
Agreed but the price at which starlink becomes attractive is grim as fuck for the rest of the business
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SPX looks like SHIT.
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>>62532170

AMZN is at a 3 month low. earnings are on Thursday but if it goes lower I'll just buy more.
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>>62532155
>all of our wars are fought by obese people
You meant to say "all of our wars are lost by obese people". Iran has contributed another war to the long list of wars where Americans on /pol/ will say that they won because they killed more children despite achieving no political goals.
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>oil down another 5% today for literally no reason
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>>62532182
just stick to stocks lil bro your knowledge of the geopolitical games being played at hormuz is clearly above your understanding
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>>62532183
It’s down because FOMC needs reasons to not raise tomorrow
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>>62532042
Can someone explain how to gamble on this? I want to long Wheat.
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>>62532182

anon have you ever considered that the political goal was to raise energy prices and cool the market? Iran theatrics is the easiest up/down lever the stock market has ever had.

we can pump or dump oil 20% a week based on tweets now and the US sells oil we don't buy that shit from the strait boss
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>some dude posting cum tributes now
why can't you fuckres be normal
you deserve this fucking dump I hope you all go broke and die
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>>62532178
It's doing a little something today though. Tempting me to short at that little ledge it jumped up to. Wanting to turn me into a margin called pauper.
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>>62532164
>noted_peepmeem.png
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A)What is the point of pegging a currency to a basket of currencies but then keeping which currencies/the weights secret?

B) Doesn’t this defeat the purpose of the peg?

Thank you for your attention in this matter jeffe.
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>>62532183
>Anons were bragging this morning saying they were right for buying oil for memory
lol
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>>62532181
Thanks bro, if I make some gains from that I'll give you props in the thread, increasing your street cred. That's worth more than money.
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I knew I should have sold CVX and XOM calls but I didn’t do it cause the guy on CNBC said it was his trade kek
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>>62532187
My Euro broker just lets me. 1x, 10x, whatever you want.
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>>62532188
Who cares about the oil price? If Iran takes a toll on every ship that passes the strait of Hormuz and establishes it as sovereign territory then America has been raped beyond belief, beaten bloody. Average American adventure in the Middle East. Kill a bunch of sandniggers but still lose kek.
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>>62532200
At least oil baggots get to feel just a fraction of the pain AI baggots are feeling
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>>62532183
The price is being manipulated and by more than just Trump triggering algorithms with his constant talk of a deal
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>>62532132
I’m mostly African American. Is that a problem?
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>>62532204
Oilers have been getting dad dicked by Scott Bussy for months. This most recent rally is a flash in the pan.
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I really need to stop jerking off, bros.
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>>62532203

all of our adventures in the middle east have been to loot oil or gold or heroin and then come back home with the stolen money.

they don't care how many goys die or if they have to print more fake greenbacks to do it.
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>>62531671
if i wasn't also doing the same thing i would call this cope
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>>62532201
But ticker?
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>>62532204
>Minors
XAU down another 2.2%
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>>62532203
That’s the point thoughbeit.

They aren’t dead.
The point is that in international relations you need credibility, so the regime has to do die.

Freedom and feminist scholarships are ancillary, even if that is shilled as the “goal” to the public.
The point is that if you fuck around with the empire you, the leadership, will die.

If this is not the case, every thirdie with a bone to pick will rise up.

The leadership lives, and so the war must continue.
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>>62532206
Still not sure that any manipulation is happening. Suppliers are selling oil right now for $85 a barrel if I'm not mistaken. If there was any fuckery, the oil suppliers would find out and hoard their oil as much as they could. They'd talk to the media or some shit. You can't keep manipulation like this secret for long.
Maybe there's just more oil getting out of the middle east than any of us thinks.
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Why are you guys so dramatic? I'm down like 10% on MU and 5% on AMD and my entry points were stupid high. I'm only gambling with 1/4 of my money though.
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Also laughing at DELL
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dang I can't believe Trumps saved the markets, how does he keep getting away with it?


KEK OIL BAGGOTS
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Got $1000 on friday to play with, is pepsi good right now? Seems low atm or is ko better?

Or something else. Fuck the tech craze right now, few coworkers were bent out of shape after being so positive about the stocks. Why short form trade when you are new to investing? If you make wrong calls to try and get fast money, you fall more behind, thus losing more time vs what your plan was.
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>>62532223
Just killing people that are appointed as leaders doesn't end a regime that has a deep bench. It just makes the regular people that live there more fanatical. I know you're schizophrenic but you must understand this. Iran has Iraq war veterans ready to step up, men that killed. USA, what? JD Vance, a guy so fake that he's changed his name 3 times? lol
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>>62532215
No ticker, just CFDs on futures. Nasty shit, especially with leverage.
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>>62532229
If you're only down 10% on MU then your entry wasn't nearly as stupid high as you think
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>>62532236

PEP way better value than KO. its not particularly great entry right now but its not awful.
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>>62532229
>he's not gambling with his daughter's life saving cancer meds budget
ngmi
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>>62532236
Just buy lottery tickets moron
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FOMO into IREN?
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>>62532191
You must let the bait pass through you.
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>HII ripping
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>>62532224
>oil suppliers would find out and hoard their oil as

So many tards here
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>>62532253
>HII ripping
After sucking shit since February.

t. HII holder
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when can i slurp USAR, saaars?
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I don't fucking understand if spreads on low liq shit are wide then how am I always on the shit side of the trade? Literally whatever I do, sell or buy, its an easy -1% on these shits. I've never been on the other side of the trade.
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>>62532261
Friday.
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>>62532267
thank you saaaar
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>>62532261
Don't listen bloody, slurp now saaar.
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>>62532240
The point is that you have to make it know you’re serious.

So when Mohammed Bin Salafi in Africa thinks he can get one over on us in Somalia or wherever, he remembers Sadam, Gaddafi, the ayeeeeeatolah, etc

Most thirdie despots are greedy rather than ideological.
They are the ones who need to be kept in line through fear.
We don’t have the resources to fight everyone all at once.
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>>62532229
Some of these poor bastards full ported at ATH and are leveraged out the ass. Aside from that, gambling tends to make people emotional. Even I get moody on red days gambling with less than 10% of my money.
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>>62532276
It’s called dread maxing to keep your subjects in line. You would know if you played crusader kings 3
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>>62532262
Market makers. It's like silver where so many businesses rip you off with like idk an extra 20% overpricing or underpricing when buying or selling
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>>62532040
Wish I did that ;_;

>>62532058
Thanks
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>>62532280
Ι did too at the start of this bear market, but now I'm used to seeing red everyday. /smg/ is more fun when there are swings during the week or when everyone's ecstatic for the bullrun. It's kinda depressing now.
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>>62532117
I listened to you pepanon
Sold my stack today
What else looks prime for slurping
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>>62532250
No
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>>62532290
it's already bouncing back
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>>62532207
>mostly African American
>mostly
Why are you Yanks such race mixers?
You're all going to end up looking like one big beige mess one day, y'know.
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>>62532299
>You're all going to end up looking like one big beige mess one day, y'know
Pretty much everyone will. Global Brazil.
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>>62532299
The female mixies are kinda hot though.
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>>62532293
What about HOOD? Need to buy something. Surely World Cup betting made HOOD a lot of money?
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>>62532120
This is how the market sustains itself, now that boomers are on the way out, it needs people who will remain in it for life forever DCAing and feeding on dividends as they get milked by the market. You are all cattle but you are dairy cattle, they want you alive and healthy to produce good financial milk.
The more retarded cattle (koreans) produce bad milk, they get slaughtered for their meat instead.
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>>62532305
>[shit taste detected]
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>>62532234
This meme, but oil barrons and consumers
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>>62532280
I went into chips pretty heavily near the top and even deployed my dry powder recently. It's more about questioning whether it'll bounce back. I remain bullish as I don't see much changing apart from pretty weak FUD, but that doesn't mean something serious won't and didn't happen.

Now I'm kind of used to seeing red without much of emotion and I'll just stick things out as I'm unleveraged, but it's this kind of weird place, where I'm questioning what to do. Well, if it'll keep sliding I'll just keep holding until I see a good reason to sell as I don't need the liquidity.
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>>62532282
Very well.
Dredmaxxxing then.

That is the point of those wars.
In non gamer circles it was called “upholding the credibility of international law” (our law) now it’s “bomb the shit out of em” but the principle is the same.

And it’s why a “deal” is nonsense.
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>>62532207
Gross
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stop pumping PINS or else
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>>62532294
>Lower highs and lower lows
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>>62532308
HOOD is far less risky than IREN right now. They're actually making money. IREN is desperately trying to find revenue sources as Bitcoin slowly dies.
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>>62532322
lol these jeets don't see they're getting set up to be dumped on tomorrow. they'll push futures up tonight for the dump
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>>62532327
>>62532327
>>62532327
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>>62532316
Keep holding bro. That's what I'm going to do.
Rule Number One of Warren Buffet investing.. NEVER take a loss.
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>>62532305
>[based tased detected]
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>>62531844
nuclear fusion



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