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capex will increase until morale improves edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62531659
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> nows
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Ugggh there is still so much potential room to fall. Wtf all this dumping and that's it? I've lost so much and we aren't even at the potential bottom.
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did i miss something? bibi isn't going to let trump taco is he? i need to buy soxl now then.
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went for a walk by the river and saw a duck trying to drown another duck. aint that odd?
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kek oil baggies
kek tech baggies
kek space baggies
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>>62532326
yes
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>>62532323
Buy HOOD today or tomorrow before earnings???
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>>62532334
Seems bearish?
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Smiggers were fudding me out of adobe
Should have bought more
At next correction I'm loading up
Bought hood today
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>>62532334
It was duck sex. They reproduce exclusively by rape. The female duck vagina evolved to have an anti-rape shape, and the male duck penis evolved to be a corkscrew rape machine.
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My SPOT and MSFT puts expire this week. I hope MU can crash further so I can start selling puts on it next week.
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>>62532327
>megacorps stop spending 1 trillion dollars a year (literally) on capex
>instantly profitable again
>stocks do another 10x
bears btfo
lines goes up forever
buy the dip
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>>62532345
so like jeets?
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>>62532345
I choose to believe this.
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>>62532345
There was a duck couple in the local lake, I call them a couple because they were always together for months, now the female duck has a bunch (four specifically) little ducklings
I am sure it was all consensual with how much time they spent together
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>>62532349
>forget about the $1.65 trillion of off balance sheet debt goy. your pensions will bail us out
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>>62532334
That duck shouldn't have said the n-word
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>>62532357
yes
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>>62532354
"No crying in the casino" level bad if you're still in semis
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>>62532338
After earnings. Everything dumps on earnings these days even on good news.
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>>62532356
They're seasonally monogamous. The bitch duck finds a new rapist every year.
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>>62532349
The sentiment I've seen has been
>increasing capex bad (Google)
>decreasing capex bad (memory tanks)
Except memory is tanking anyway, I guess it'll tank harder though
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>>62532330
i dont get it
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We already hit the KOSPI bottom btw. Hope you boughted.
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What earnings are there today again? Can’t wait for good reports so the market can dump again
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>search for adbe ticker on google
>shows me paypal chart
lmao wtf
ai search is mixing up value traps now
can someone confirm this?
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>>62532379
yeah weird it does it on my machine too
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>>62532379
I always type in *company name + stock* and it never fails. I never remember the tickers.
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>>62532351
You are just jealous because they breed and you can't and they are rich and you are broke
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>>62532379
even weirder now it shows me adbe but with pypl logo
maybe I should short google
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>>62532357

no one cares when the government loans a trillion dollars they will never pay back but everyone goes INSANE when companies do it.

really jogs the noggin. you guys aren't ready for latestage capitalism where every company IPOs for 5 trillion with 6 trillion in debt and their entire company is just trannies sending emails to a sister company where they swap debt back and forth with each other
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>>62532335
kek kek baggies baggies
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>>62532379
>search "bag"
>AI shows you a bag
>miffed
Jokes aside if I searched ADBE on my phone it gave me the ticker.
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>>62532379
It's weird for me too desu, no idea why it doesn't just show the actual one
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>>62532383
nah there's definitely some fucky shit going on they're always a/b testing this ai slop garbage
I look up tickers all the time and it keeps changing on me
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>>62532372
the issue is the rate of increase more than anything
these idiots blew through their entire war chest in a year and now they're issuing bonds when the market valued them as high margin minimum capex high cash businesses
if inference profits materialize then valuations will stabilize, or they'll just rent out compute and have everyone become a cloud provider
plus memory is cyclical, those companies are just one autistic chinese nerd figuring out how to optimize RAM requirements and trillions will get nuked in a day
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>>62532341
I'll keep holding for now and who knows? Maybe tomorrow is the day things will turn around. (they won't, but one can hope)
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>>62532388
This retard thinks he is clever
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>>62532385
>Design edition by Moritz Adam Schmitt
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>AMZN and MSFT will get heemed because le capex bad meme
>sk hynix will save the market
thank you, Korea. America sux cocks
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If I learnt anything from this mess is to never ever go big on volatile stocks like that again, I put about 4k in sneeddisk back when it was $950 and sold it at around $1800 after accepting that $2k might not happen again
Meanwhile I went big on others and am now bagholding
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>>62532385
kek seethe jamjeet. go shit on some tracks
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>>62532397
Well. Anons on here have been saying that if the Fed doesn't put up rates, then it could rebound.
That's my hope anyway.
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Bought AMD five years ago and will keep holding
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>>62532410
I bought right before the memory bull run and sold right before the memory bull run for meager gains. Twice.
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>>62532379
Works on duckduckgoy
>>62532383
I'm accustomed to adding nyse. Handy to search for single letter tickers like Realty Income
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>>62532406
Try buying 10k worth of 280 striked EWY calls back in June. The only thing keeping me from an heroing is one, they’re long dated, and two, that 10k was just gambling with house money I won earlier this year from a 2k initial investment.
>>
>>62532369

desu women usually find 3 or 4 rapists per year nowadays so ducks seem pretty wholesome especially if they are raising children
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>>62532409
There are tons of possibly impactful stuff in the following 2 days, possibly the most impactful news week for the foreseeable future. I expect it all be bullish for semis. Rates remaining the same, increased capex, earnings beat, but even then it may not change the momentum.
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I just had a vision that EURUSD has a head and shoulders pattern wich could indicate that people are moving into cash $$$ ahead of a bear market.
Due to complete incompetency of the fed this bear market will last 3 years and Oil is gonna go to 200$. South Korean's will starve in the streets but it will be saved by North Korea standing side by side with Putin who will be crowned Caesar of Europe in Versailles, France.
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>>62532411
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU ESCAPE CENTRAL BANKING TOWN SO EASILY?
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I dunno who even is left in MU but that's the neckline you held by two dollars last time.
At this point if you just hold it I think "jewish trick" not actual resistance. They know our basic chart reading skills and abuse us for it.
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>>62532431
Lil' Vlad is the very definition of incompetent and isn't fit to rule a krokodil lab
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>>62532436
ok then I am wrong and this is the bottom
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>>62532431
I think NOrks are in for a big change once Kimmy eats himself to death and his daughter 180s on his policies out of the goodness of her heart.
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> Asian stock markets
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>>62532436
He beat Nato, that's impressive
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>>62532434
It has to fill the gap at 750 then back to ATH we go
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>>62532405

>warsh comes on stage
>green briefcase
>chuckles
>why is everyone so grim
>anyways I was thinking since oil is cheap now we can start partying again for a while
>but for reals no leverage this time
>entire audience bursts into laughter at the thought of not using leverage
>QQQ gaps up 4%
>>
>>62532431
Kek. Imagine NK having the resources to save anyone.
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>>62532431
This is the most bant post imaginable.
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>>62532444
I like how the news went from warsh is a puppet who will cut rates to -50% to warsh argues for rate hikes and nobody cares anymore
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>>62532431
Wow, I saw this exact dream but they crowned Friedrich Merz as autocrat of Evropa.
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>>62532455

he lowered rates to 0% when he was on the fed governors board last time
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TOO MUCH TO SLURP TOO MANY CHOICES CAN’T DECIDE.

HOOD, INTC, Hynix or CoreWeave?
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>>62532455
I dont believe it. Not sure if that tweets bullshit or citadel is. No universe does a hike before Nov happen.
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Fuck all the doomers. Don't you get it. There will be a ceasefire and peace talks everytime there's a lil crash.

Me? I know what's up. Up and only up. We dump a little bit? I will buy more and next day I will be in the green. I feel sorry for you. You doomers are just permanently online retards that jerk off to your doomerism theories.
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>>62532405
I'm deep red on speculative small caps and failed option plays and it's bumming me out. I'm gonna buy Amazon right after the earnings dump (it'll beat) and enjoy an easy 10% recovery in two weeks tops.
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>>62532466
Hynix. How much worse could it get?
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>>62532431
Weird, but I'll allow it.
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>>62532467
the hikes will be in september, so the pre-midterm crash lands right on time and everyone can blame them again for politicized hikes
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>>62532466
Intel looks juicy but it might get even cheaper.
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>>62532466

HOOD or SKHY

SKHY just rebound from max violence
HOOD bullish as fuck because they have trumps childrens funds free money now

other two are turds
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>>62532472
As the GOOG capex meme dip is steadily bought up I'd like to remind everyone that the market is always wrong and knee jerk reacts to things like a women on her period
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>>62532469
true. it's already recovered
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>>62532466
I was looking at coreweave. Its all about AI trading which open source would kill. Went Leopold and bought IREN and NBIS instead.
SKHynix is weird. Great Financials but its floating till Oct with a lockup, China could destroy 40% of their business, and they dont own a foundry.
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>Accidentally make typo while asking Gemini a question
>It tells me "Here are a few spelling corrections for your query: "sahred" should be spelled shared."
Fuck you GOOG. ChatGPT would never.
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I've been thinking. How much of an impact is the forced deleveraging having on the current state of the market? If it's not done yet it'd make perfect sense for the smarter money and institutions to keep staying mostly away from the most leveraged sectors as they'll be unavoidable selling pressure either way, pressuring the prices down and creating buying opportunity.

It's probably a pretty weak cope, but I don't know, it'd fit and make sense.
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DING DING DING DING DING DING
Uh, how did it go today?
-2.02% here
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>>62532483
Like always. When did people become so emotional? I guess way too many people watch stupid youtube videos about the fall of the west and "the hubrys man" who tells you the Empire is falling, follow too many retards on twitter, etc.
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>>62532477
I like it, we got two conflicting predictions. Let's see!
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>>62532490
I’ve had better
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>>62532490
+7,10% thanks to BMW and VW calls.
>>
>>62532486
Based
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>>62532490
>-.93%
Call an ambulance!
But not for me
>>
>>62532490
up $995. sold my butterfly too soon bladdy bitch basterd benchod
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>>62532490
How is it already, fuck.
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>STX EARNINGS
WHAT WAS THAT
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> + 2.61%
Here
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>>62532490
+$450 my 401k doesn't load for a while hopefully another $300. it was a flat but slightly green day.
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>>62532482

its not "wrong" its just a strategy to farm goys.

>run it up before earnings
>earnings are good
>sell realize gains
>AHHHHH fuck AHHHH everyone sell ahhhhhhh
>rebuy the same shit you just sold for cheaper
>run it back up

HCA for example smashed earnings and then they ran stories about Mexicans not paying their hospital bills so it dropped and then a week later it randomly gapped up 8% today
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>>62532490
-3.94% with outlook of trending lower tomorrow
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>>62532490

+0,12%. Lost on SPGI, won on NOW. And some here and theres. Closed a CC on EQT that gave me +60something% in a few days. NN Smiggers.
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>>62532440
that looks like fun

lrcx klac stx and skhy earnings soxlsisters. we closed above vwap today which is a small positive, if the earnings are good we could get a nice bounce tomorrow.
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>>62532490
>down 0.80%
I don't think I'm Propaired for the next round of soul raping Propain and Propain accessories. ;)
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>>62532490
-0.45%
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>>62532493
it makes sense
gives the reds an excuse to point for losing
gives the feds an excuse to point to being independent under the new head
gives the market an excuse to dump
gridlocked house and senate gives the gov an excuse to do even less
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>>62532499

you play chess?
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>>62532512
LRCX is tomorrow
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>>62532434
>neck is 820.50
>close on 820.53
>immediately under it after hours
JEWISH TRICKS
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>>62532490
+0.47%
>>
+3,28% very cool!

Missed out on buying something before closing though. Tried to nickel and dime myself into getting a good deal on SK Hynix and HOOD. Pray they dump tomorrow so I can save face.
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>>62532490
-0.32%. I want double digit daily movements up or down I can't stand slow action sell me something
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>>62532504
Can it reclaim yesterday’s lows? Riveting stuff
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Earnings look like SHIT
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I give up. my portfolio is like something straight out of the boy in striped pajamas
>>
KL-ACK
>>
thoughts on coreweave?
its so beaten down
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beware the STX pump
it will be red by tomorrow
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>>62532516
I want the stock market to dump because I'm still young and building my portfolio.
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>>62532534
sell everything and put it all into boomer divie stocks. atleast you tried
>>
LOGI lied
Portfolios died
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>>62532538
NBIS is in the same basket and a better company if you look at the balance sheet.
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>>62532546
>-$10 aftermarket
KEK
>>
>My predecessor made additional efforts to help the so-called disenfranchised.
>I have a separate stance: I hate niggers.
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>>62532545

boomer divvy stocks are expensive right now. he will probably get rugged in those too lmao
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>>62532545
NTA but I actually do have a Boomer folio I put 1% of my total investments in for volatility easing.
33% SCHD, 24% VIG, 15% JEPQ and JEPQ each, 12% PFF and 1% GLD (because stable boomer rocks lmao)
>>
>>62532556
*JEPI
I just like building portfolios I've realized.
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>>62532553
But Chairman, nigger spending, and all the subsidy they give to companies KO, is a large driver of the economy!
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>>62532556
>JEPQ and JEPQ
Did you mean JEPI for one of them?
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>>62532548
I bought IREN. You know much about it?
Bitcoin miner with a 5 year cheap energy contract, lots of land, trying to convert. It has potential but feels like duct tape discount NBIS. Wondering if anyone did a DD it.
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>>62532554
True and real. SCHD isn’t safe and has the same yield as a Tbill
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>>62532512
qcom too
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>>62532556
jokes aside I wish I'd put more into boomer divie stocks too desu
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>>62532525
>SK Hynix mooning
It’s over
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Just started a position in CHPY hope it dumps more tomorrow
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>STX
Trust the plan, Moscow EOY.
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>>62532553
Kek, it worked for Papa John's. Spy 800 immediately.
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>>62532559
We live in an RFK Jr. America. We can revise KO without sacrificing profits. We have the technology.
>>
>There's a mystery pump going into Seagate (8%), half as much with Western Digital
>Nobody cares
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>>62532490
average day, up 1%
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>>62532554
How can stocks that pay 8%+ of current price div in a year be expensive?
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>>62532561
I know the basics about IREN, seems to have more upside potential than NBIS, but is riskier. CRWV is dogshit toughbeit if these two are in the offering.
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>>62532571
In all seriousness, I am still shocked how fast the legal turnaround for slapping down a soda ban from SNAP happened.
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>>62532576

sorry boss im just not excited about 30 p/e Walmart and Coke. I'll wait for a pullback to get back into SCHD but there's no way in fuck I'm aping fucking Walmart while the nasdaq just did a -10% I'm buying tech shit now and sold my boomer shit
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I'm gonna go watch Margin Call.
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>>62532553
>this results in another bull run
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>>62532587
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>>62532588

nah. saying nigger is the kryptonite of democracy.

democrats already showed they have the ability to burn down every city in America just by showing cop/nigger snuff films on TV
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>>62532587
Couple more hours till KOSPI opens.
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>>62532588
But of course
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I'm DRN anon. It's just not moving how I thought it would. Sorry.
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>>62532587
May I interest you in Boiler Room or Rounders?
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>>62532597
>real estate 3x
Kek
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>>62532597
When FOMC holds rates steady it will recover.
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STONKS.
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>>62532583
I said the exact same thing >>62532484
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Is rap music really crashing because we gutted USAID? Country music is booming now.
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>>62532469
>it's just a little dump bro
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>>62532601
but look at the weekly and daily chart it was supposed to have another leg up I'M RIGHT AND THE MARKET IS WRONG YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ANON

>>62532602
I sold it all today therefore I hope it will tank to justify my decision
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>>62532490
-20% did the world's worst short to compound errors
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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I got a movie idea and feel free to steal this if you’re a writer. A man discovers that his bowel movements control the entire stock market. I’m thinking along the lines of being John malkovich
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>$be down 11.31% today
>aftermarket up 12.68%
uh
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A rising tide lifts all boats
Please God
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>>62532616
Dumping - in theaters Christmas 2026
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>>62532444
I am perfectly positioned for this exact scenario
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>>62532624
Oversold on pre earnings fears
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>>62532616
i had that idea awhile ago
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>thought i was safe buying dram at 53 bucks
huh. holding
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>>62532637
Well it’s basically a public domain idea because bowel movements are discussed around market activity almost daily. Not my most novel idea.
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>>62532638
You're never safe from leveraged gooks. Hope for their menace to be over soon. I think it's like 75% done by now?
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MU will be at 1000 EoJ (July). Believe it!
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>>62532651
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>>62532490
-2.36% here.
Winners: BA, HAS, KODK
Losers: SNDK, MU, GRRR
Majority of my poorfolio is actually up, but man this memory dump is rough. Here's to tomorrow!
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Get over here
>>62530357
>>62530357
>>62530357
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The semi and oil tomatoes nice and red
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stx revenue up 49%
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>>62532653
why people don't sell the obvious bubble, i don't get it, semi stocks gain 5x 8x and everyone thinks its normal, no need to take profits?
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>>62532656

>healthcare neon green all fucking year

honestly the next bubble to pop is going to be all the faggots speculating on fat people injections. that shit is priced like every man/woman/child in America is going to talk glp-1 inhibitors for the rest of their life with no side effects or lawsuits
>>
stx guided revenue $4.1bn vs $3.8bn estimate
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>>62532654
No lmao your market is crashing
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>>62532654
I prefer MtG. Much more fun.
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>>62532665
This is cope
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stx forecast eps $7.1 vs $5.85 estimate
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So the bullrun is still going on but niggers will dump
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>>62532667
I have a sneaking suspicion that cards, including baseball cards, are primarily money laundering just like high art is.
People do the same shit with Counterstrike skins too
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>>62532490
+2.00 %
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>>62532666
Yea I have exposure
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>>62532469
Just zoom out on every index
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>>62532662
Real estate is up big too, even in a rising rate environment.
IYR is up 14% YTD
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>UUUU
>UAMY
>TMC
>LAC
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>>62532672
Many such cases
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>>62532685
I gave up on UUUU a long time ago.
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>>62532490
down 1.54%, which I personally disagree with but whatever
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Money talks.
Money talks.
(Dirty stonks I want you)
(Dirty stonks I need you more..)
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>>62532702
DIRTY SOCKS
DIRTY SOOOOCKS
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STX kinda holding that earnings pump. Is there hope? Will the spinny bois bring us back?
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>>62532704
I wish anon I wish. MU rebounded 14%, held it for a day, and then...
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>>62532565
It's 1%. Its barely a dent.
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>TER
Yoooooo
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Anyone else waiting til next week. With aapl earnings and rates meeting this shit is too retarded
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>>62532704
SK Hymen earnings in 3 hours smigga, how the market reacts to that will determine if today was the memory bottom or if we continue the duimp.

Samsung tomorrow also. I'm expecting both companies to massively double beat on memory sectors and raise guidance but who the eff knows Mr. Market might just dump then buy shares cheaper later.
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Today was definitely the day to slurp tech bottoms
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> *Taps Mic*

What starts playing?
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>>62532716

>60 p/e
>up 300% ytd

this one is a certified "buy the top" SMG banger. you guys should ape the 15% pump right now in afterhours you totally are getting a value here
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>>62532722
Priced in
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>>62532719
I am. 30% cash, don't trust any of the shit happening this week.
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>>62532466
I slurped Nvidia. P/E is the lowest it has been in a long time
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>>62532727
CA$H BAGGOT TRA$H

>>62532726
Nuh uh. I think reverse circuit breakers on KOSPI tonight smiggers and smigguettes.
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>>62532722

you know maybe... just maybe... if my entire country was on the verge of collapse from speculation I would hold off on "raising guidance" after a significant portion of your population just roped themselves after getting rugged
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>>62532724
Shit

What starts playing when Kevin comes out for his speech tomorrow?
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>>62532732
We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised if SK Hymen and/or Samsung drill to the core of da Earf despite crazy earnings. And if we get a surprise rape hike, and I don't think we will, but if we do, look the fuck out.
>>62532747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoFZ9rSYPs
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>>62532747
https://youtu.be/jm_sjGgQRNM?is=RQvTz1jeklDz9AwB
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>>62532723
Give it 3 and a half hours
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It's always "record" revenue/earnings. I want some pizzazz. I want "groundbreaking" or "phenomenal".
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>>62532754
If my boss said this to me I'd quit on the spot.
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>>62532753
I can’t buy in aftermarket ;<( i lack the capabilities
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>>62532754
>>62532756
How about "niggerraping"?
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>>62532735
You don't know a damn thing about Koreans, do you son?

They will absolutely promise the sun moon and stars tonight in their earnings call. And the suicide survivors will once more answer the call and leverage their ancestor's shrine in one last vain attempt to exit the rat race. And believe me, they are rats. And those rats are racing towards Japan 1990 and a lost generation. It is make or break, make it now or be left behind in Korean underclass permanently.
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>Visa earnings
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>>62532332
I don't understand the correlation
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>>62532759
Koreans really be naming their kids shit like Sun Song Moon
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>>62532399
it's funny because he always posts the same image with his shittakes but i'm pretty sure he's a kid.
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>>62532756
You wouldn’t do shit. You’d sit there and put your head down like a sub. Fucking kike slave.
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>>62532756
Open up that thesaurus, Mr. Associate.
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>>62532769
No lol, I really would. My boss is christian too.
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>>62532747
>>62532724

https://youtu.be/KlUJTtBphb0?si=CgkD4qCdf9kowuNN

I'm recording this because
The survivors no longer envy the dead
The final war is over
Its architects forever entombed
In melted glass and steel
I watched the efforts of our species
Dance away on the radioactive wind
Civilisation retreated by millennia
All of human history wrought to dust
Our cities, now scorched black mausoleums
Serve as a reminder
There can be no victory in war
Birth is the answer
To the question of our mortality
With resolute defiance
We choose to grasp
At the delicate thread of life
My son the gift of survival is yours
Please, may you never submit
There will be more
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>>62532759
We should rape this bot
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How many baggies are being created in memory and chip land?
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>>62532776
But I like the dog
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just a small healthy pullback haha
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Yeah I can see it in the price action and this piddly pump this is no the end of the dump
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It's probably time to get out of semis. Everything I do ends up being wrong. I'm currently holding all my semis because I think it will recover. But since I'm wrong about everything that means it's probably time to sell it all now.
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>>62532776
I'm the gorillionaire, I wish I was a bot. Then I wouldn't feel so bad all the time.

:_:
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>>62532784
I think semis will have soft penis pump after bag7 earnings. But it won’t be enough to make anyone here actually sell. And then we’ll go down even more.
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>>62532784
SKHY will save us
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>>62532787
But what if you were wrong about selling now?
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>>62532685
>>62532690
UUUU will rise from the ashes
Just needs more time for the resurgence arc to start
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the stock market is down because the iranians weren't bombed last weekend.
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NOOO

MY ROBO WAIFUS!


TRUUUUUMPPPP!!!
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>>62532802
Making sure the robotics bubble is AMERICAN
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>>62532802
Once they work out the problems like her ripping your dick off then I’ll look to invest in one
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>ServiceNow not down that much in aftermarket
Don’t tell me we’ll get another day in the green
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>>62532802
This is actually how Mitch McConnell died
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>>62532807

oh boy I cant wait for trump to TRVTH which robot company I should buy that's up 274958% YTD and I can get in before the next 10x
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>>62532811
Hypothetically if someone were interested in a robot with this feature would they still sell it?

Just a hypothetical question haha
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>>62532662
Uhhh, have you seen the yanks?
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>>62532802
Based. Those robots are no good! ROBOTS OUT
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>>62532802
banning literally everything coming out of china doesn't seem very free market
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>>62532824
I literally do not care
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Time to cook dinner before KOSPI. Going to use some suggestions from Gemini on hot dog water.
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>>62532802
Crazy how some fags think he'll overturn the chink ram ban because Apple cried about it, he'd ban or tariff to hell everything out of China if he could
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>>62532759
I have no clue how true this is
All I know is /pol/ is talking about how over it is for AI, and think that companies like Micron and Sandisk are valueless because "no one uses flash drives anymore" and "I will just buy chinese ram when it is legal" and are completely unaware of the actual reasons the market ran up.

When retarded people are calling for lower, I am confident we are reaching the bottom
>inb4 a retard disagrees with me
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>>62532802
My Ubtech shares!
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>>62532685
LAC doesnt fucking begin to make money till 2028/2030 retard. Lassond Curve, its a mining operation.a
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>>62532823
>they’re giving the robots gen alpha personalities
We’re so fucking screwed
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>>62532802
Yeah Trump is not going to allow apple to buy chinese ram. But I think he's short on micron, otherwise if he confirms it now everything will swap neon green.

Never buying another apple product :)
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>>62532816
Whichever company leads the robot boom yjk /smg/ will aggressively shit on it for being unprofitable o algo until it's already mooned from 100 billion mcap to 1 trillion
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I am worker from sk hynix
please don't sell our stock
its americas fault our stocks are down
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>>62532823
>no one knew how to turn it off

you cant
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>>62532842
Get back to work
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Good earnings will be taken as further proof that capital expenditures are unsustainable.
You're better off missing earnings to liquidate everyone instead of letting this exit liquidity dance keep playing out.
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>>62532759
my guess is it's just about over once they completely liquidate the ants that bought here near 5400.
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>>62532827

you are supposed to drink 20 beers and then eat them raw straight out of the packet while laughing about how many pig assholes and random hair you can see under a microscope are in them
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>>62532794
We will rise when the time is right
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>>62532829
I dont know what to do about Chinese ram. Heard its actually 30% more to produce than Korea currently, and is a gamble every time with only 70% of the chips working.
Still its got a bottomless subsidy and the same as dont bet against Ametica probably applies to dont bet against Chinese manufacturing.
I bought more KORU than I probably should of, a Lil nervous.
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>>62532842
You fags were giga dumping earlier before the US market opened
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Seagate, KLA, and Teradyne all report record earnings. Seagate goes up a little, though not enough to replace what it lost in regular trading, KLA nosedives, and Teradyne moons.

In my entire life I have never seen random arbitrary bullshit of this magnitude. This is outside of my experience entirely. I may stay away from the tech sector for the rest of the goddam year.
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>>62532802
This was obviously coming and perfectly sensible from a NatSec perspective.

It will last so long as the technology remains speculative and then be abandoned by future admins to help margins.
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>>62532840
I'm looking to cash in on the roboboom but all the best companies are still private.
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>>62532829

the market ran up because of leverage and circular financing. the leverage was cleaned out hard the last couple months and the circular financing is under a microscope now that ORCL is priced for bankruptcy from doing it

no one ever really gave a fuck about datacenters anon it was all just a get rich quick scam and a way to fake GDP being positive so we aren't in a technical recession
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>>62532854
I bought the Jewish ones. Hebrew national
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will the gooks fuck us again
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>>62532860
>MUanon
>Look inside
>No MU
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>>62532875
MU lost his MU and MUUcultist (me) lost his MUU. It is over
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>Trump administration bans new Chinese humanoid robots, to protect US AI buildout

Is it just TSLA that will pump on this?
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>>62532860
Hi MUanon how's it going. Can you give me a bit oh hopium right now. I'm not selling but it is not fun to watch massive drops day after day for weeks on end. I just want the bleeding to stop soon.
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What's the bottom on Oracle?
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>>62532873
only after weve made it bro
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>>62532880
Bankruptcy
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>>62532878
Going to lmao @ apple if they dump on this as the reality of the chink ram dream slowly kicks in
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>Me as my port crashes £100,000 in a month
Me tink erry ting gwan be irie mon!
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>>62532861

we have to buy our tech from safe countries like Israel that literally install bombs in their devices and set off explosions in markets that kill children that were anywhere in the proximity of the tech device

Chinese tech is spooky
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>>62532879
I cannot. We must await events. The numbers are on our side, the money is on our side, the phalanx of analysts behind Tim Arcuri are on our side, but the son of a bitch keeps dumping. As a traditional buy-and-hold investor who is happy with 10-15% a year, I am at a loss.

>>62532880
Long time ORCL baggie here: They go through this once a decade. They hyperxtend themselves so they can lay the groundwork *for* that decade and the market freaks out. I am reasonably sanguine it will go back up again.
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>>62532890
I dont like ultra real Jamaican Mullato Peppe.
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>>62532880
They are not buying HBO.
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>>62532896

for me it was this random error in the image that makes me realize AI is fucking gay and coded by jeets
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>>62532827
Simmer gently for 15-20 minutes, don't boil 'em
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War is back. Pump has been cancelled
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>>62532823
LEMME DANCE
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>>62532896
I'm sorry smigger I didn't mean to frighten you, I will retire this creation.
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>>62532905
Thanks I’ll try that next time. I boiled them for 5 min and it’s pretty good.
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I sold microkek today so it will definitely pump tomorrow on earnings
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>>62532907
War is bullish though and we've been dumping...



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