>neet life for 10+ years >finally forced to become a wagie>fired after 6 monthshow do i profit from this
>get fired from first jobwow no such thing ever happend to anyone!everyone always succeeded on their first try and knew how to do everything in life before they were born!
>>62532701i got fired from Subway for bleeding into the food. I cut my finger by brushing against an ultra cold walk-in freezer wall and didn't notice it. whoops!
>>62532710It's just extra iron. They should be grateful.
>>62532579collect unemployment
>>62532713sure let me cum in your sandwich nextextra protein
>>62532579Just leech off welfare.
>>62532932how to get wife if welfare leech doe
>>62533413A wife is a terrible investment.
>>62532579neet life on and off for almost 10 years here. every job i've gotten since my last long term job has sucked severely. it's like i somehow just keep rolling the dice and landing on shitty ass jobs. they're office jobs too! seriously i've had terrible jobs before but the terrible levels were no where near that degree. all of those jobs were kept for less than a month iirc. i've tried winning by trading stocks/options but all i'm catching is L's latelyhave you considered trading? gotta be careful though or you will lose all your money. umm you know what nevermind don't do that, most people probably lose on that.
>quit job because contract is ending and I tell them I found another job>now can't find another jobI'm 'employed' with another contracting organization 'on call' but they've never actually needed me to do anything for them. I just put it down on my resume anyway.
>>62532701The problem is it takes months to find another job and jobployers hold every little thing against you now.
>>62534051>i've tried winning by trading stocks/options but all i'm catching is L's latelylolIf I never listened to /biz/ I would have gotten it righ the first time and made 800k in 2020Fuck me
Ive neeted for so long that I am unhireable
>>62532579carl?
>>62532579I NEETed for six years and got a job two days a week at a grocery store. It is actually a cozy life but I can quit at any moment since I retired in a LCOL city
>>62534113a fool and his money are soon parted. if you aren't able to research, analyze, and understand how a publicly traded business functions on your own accord you should not be fucking trading.
>>62534393You don't know shit about stocks or crypto because all you're fucking doing is repeating stock phrases they tell you in Buad 101, shut the fuck up faggot.
>>62534408i see i hit a nerve.
>>62532710Sounds like an unsafe work environment. Are you an American? If so, sue them
>>62534113if i was patient and confident i'd probably have been a millionaire off GME. instead i got tired of waiting and sold it when it was still under $20, didn't even have a huge bag.>>62534367how hard to get that job and how hard to demand the hours you want? i tried getting a part time job long ago and they unironically passed on me for not being as available as others. its fucking part time i gotta get some leeway and not get demanded to have 24/7 availability! idk if i'd work retail though, i live in a busy area.
>>62534720When I applied I said I could start three days a week but could see myself working full time (lol). Six months later I just asked the schedule writer if I could do two days. I think I got lucky because it is a chill work environment and I clearly put a lot of effort into connecting with coworkers and customers. I also have very open availability.I got rejected by another grocery store before that because I wanted to work part-time. Don't give up after one rejection! And for your resume say you were a dog walker or something that can't be verified. That's what I did. I hope you can get back to NEETing as soon as possible. Three days a week of work was driving me mad. I can't imagine being a wagie full time.