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pump the dump the pump the dump the pump edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/ >>62535593
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> futures
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>SPY
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>soxl
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what do i buy??
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B1000SNXX@5.00GTC

Let's see if the fun starts there.
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>>62536301
Good luck nigga
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I'll be real guys, I'm happy you are losing it all
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ok yall im in
now it's just a matter of time before i collect these gains!
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>Forward P/E 21
>future earnings $350 x 21 = 7350
>future earnings $350 x 16 = 5600
7350 --> 5600 = -23%
>buying the market at 28.6x P/E
>median S&P500 P/E is 15-18x
Son..what are you doing. You are in for a world of pain.
>muh longterm investing
You are going to break even over the next 10 years. With 2% inflation, you will be losing 21.9%. Imagine buying so that in 10 years you can lose 21.9%. Imagine.
Note: this is without the impending global debt crisis that is going to cause a global economic depression and destroy earnings
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>SOXL
kek
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>Drone hits gas storage tanker in Egypt, maritime security firm says
>A drone has hit a US-owned gas storage tanker at Egypt’s Mediterranean port of Damietta, maritime security firm Ambrey says, citing an initial assessment of the incident.
What the fucking fuck is happening. MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE CUNT!
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remember, don't buy any bags from jeet baggots who fell for elon's lies (again).
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I just need these earnings to pump MSFT to $517
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>>62536306
>gettinggainsGODS
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TOST
>TOST
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>>62536276
anon, turn off the computer and touch grass.
this too shall pass
dont look at the red candle up your ass
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i dare say, this proper sucks my good chap.
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>>62536233
Here is what a portfolio of 50/50 SOXL and SOXS rebalanced monthly looks like
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I bought the SOXS dip back in march, what the actual fuck is happening
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>>62536307
but...but...muh data centers on space and self driving cars and 3d printers.
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>>62536322
>SOXSGODS
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>>62536276
Where is my nigress!
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>>62536315
>i will ignore the blood coming from my ass
>ohhhmmmmmm
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>>62536322
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Stocks going down. Down down.
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>>62536309
Kicked the hornet nest and then just stood there acting like they would stop stinging if you stopped kicking
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I understand that tech is eating shit but must it bring everything else down with it?
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boring day so farwaiting for the damn FED meeting
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>>62536307
This guy knows what's up.
Listen, the play for the coming months is quite simple. You buy oil stonks to get in the oil well gigapump, and then when it's so high it will cause a global depression, you get out and short the market with your gains and even more. Then when S&P500 is at 5000 you start buying again, and you keep buying even more at 4500. If (when) it goes under, consider selling your wife, your mother, your dog (in that order) and take a loan to go all in.
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Riskavoidantbros, what are we slurping? I'm probably going to get some cheapies once the news settles down.
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>>62536333
>>62536326
I WASN'T READY FOR MY GUT FEELING TO TURN OUT TO BE RIGHT, I WANTED TO FEEL LIKE A STOCK FAILURE.
I AM SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS
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>>62536339
SGOV until things are actually down
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>>62536336
That's not tech. That's oil.
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>>62536337
If that stupid retard raise the rates i swear to god
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I hope I fall into coma so I don't have to look at or even think about my stocks anymore
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>>62536336
If anything, it's not tech that's the problem. It's EVERYTHING else. Fucking Wallmart at 40 P/E. HELLO?
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This is all because Lindsey Graham died...
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>>62536339
what kind of fed glownigger faggotry is going on with these kinds of posts?
>woah a heckin anime girl thing. guess i'll listen to this guy for sure!
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>>62536341
im curious and envious of your foresight
itd be hilarious if you didnt even really know what it was and just bought it because it was cheap
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>>62536347
I hope he does
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>MU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNGFZ7xgJTk
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I was told war was bullish
am I cooked chat?
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>>62536347
YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT EXCEPT TAKE IT MFER
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>>62536339
>once the news settles down.
bro we're literally about to put boots on the ground this weekend
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>>62536341
>>62536322
>March
So you bought it too early and only now break even?
What was the price in March?
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This black queen took a 500k loss today but is still up 700% for the year

Did smg get outtraded by a black woman?
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>>62536341
arbiter?
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>>62536310
I can’t imagine how retarded you have to be to not recognize this as the buying opportunity of the century. Stupid fucking boomer :)
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surely it will V this time
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fuck I don't wanna sell on a red day but it feels really bleak right now
if I had cash I'd be buying but it wouldn't have dumped if everyone had cash FUCK
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>>62536364
Well, they're bullish until you get like 20% of the global refining capacity getting blown up all while your media conceal the truth to you.
But hey, gotta prop up the market until the problem can't be swept under the carpet, surely that will go well.
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>>62536357
Rude, I'm just curious because sometimes valuable stuff gets posted here (in between bobina pronz).
>>62536338
So what you're saying is, buy Petrobas and I can afford a nicer favela?
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>>62536374
you're going to need to chug some shit saar. too much izzat has been lost
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The question is do I realize some profit, gambling on the fact that we are going down more or just wait it out like a sane individual.
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>>62536368
I had no idea black people bought stocks
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>>62536341
>March
>-80%
lmao
kek even
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>>62536376
relax, VIX is finally above 20 now which means the fear index will make algos start buying
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>>62536364
Killing browns is bullish
Losing oil is not
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We still have time to reach late March lows.
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>>62536376
>if I had cash I'd be buying
buy calls? leaps?
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>>62536384
they buy stock in private prison companies. they have inside information because they know when they're going to prison.
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>>62536364
losing them isn't
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Every fiber of my baggie being wants to fomo into soxs or spy puts
Therefore i will buy QQQM
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V is being deployed!
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>>62536299

>its a strange game
>the only way to win is to not play

cash unless you want to gamble bear and hope a tweet doesn't rug you
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>>62536387
based sminem I will trust you :)
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This volatility while usually nothing fucking happens in summer tells you everything you need to know.
2008 will look bleak compared to this.
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>>62536381
Just keep buying rocks and oil old faggot. Not buying your property bags either
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The Adobe bull is eating good today
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>>62536387
this isn't how it works.
>pic related
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BUY SOXL DIP
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>>62536398
Seeing an oil red candle, meaning it comes from there.
What did Axios tweet this time?
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>>62536339
>what are we slurping
Cash.
We are selling everything to buy cash.
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>>62536402
>2008 will look bleak compared to this.
Uh, yea, agreed.
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Is it time to buy semicunny, i keep aversging down on ACMR then a whooping 10% rape happened. Is it trump or kospi retards doing it
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This time is different.
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Good news I'm already losing money
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>>62536368
>>62536384
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>>62536390
Hell yeah every day is a green day.
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>>62536390
weed is disgusting, very niggerish.
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>>62536309
We should expect that, when other countries' Starlink clones are operational, this will happen regularly to ships connected to the US and US-aligned states all over all the world's seas and oceans. The US was the one that opened Pandora's box; now we all have to live in that world.
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>oil still only $90
why isn't it $200 yet
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>>62536422
Sign of the times
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>>62536398
dont get too cocky mein kampf
the fomc isnt officially reported yet (1. hours left) and
theres still two hyperscalers running their earnings tricks after market
it's pretty obvious what theyll say but still they could say otherwise and crash everything into the dirt
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>>62536416
Ive jumped in but the story that resignates the most with me is MU is opening a plant in New York, the environmental report took 2 years.
China got a plant up and operating in 12 months. Everyone is afraid of the Eunach state flooding ram.
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>>62536368
>Margin up to 7 figures
>Took $482.k losses
>((Pharm))girl
These are the people pushing harmful legal drugs on you.
Mama needs coin for her next gamble!
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>>62536421
remake needed with a stoner involved for no reason, and Jeremy Irons to deal with him cuz he's the largest shareholder's son.

>"but oh man, the people tho! Dude think of the poor folks you are screwing over!"
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>>62536309

>bomb Iran for 12 days
>they blow up the largest oil refinery on the planet
>AXIOS SAYS TRUMP WILL NOT BOMB IRAN FOR ROOM FOR PEACE DEAL
>Iran immediately bombs us military bases and blows up ships

lmao
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Hate this shit. It’s all on the fucking interest hike now.
>war
>oil shortage
>interest hike same day as two big seven earnings report
Don’t tell me there won’t be a recession if he raises the interest.
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>>62536426
The US government is shorting it with US citizens' money. Apparently they admitted it publicly (I never verified).
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QUICK

what do I buy to cash in on the bottom??
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>>62536436
So based
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MU is bleeding worse than my anus
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I'm feelin bullish on SOXS.
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>>62536440
Orcl
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>Crack spread
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JOE MATTHEWS MARKET SAVIOR
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>>62536376
wrong
hedge funds are so fucking rich now (well over 1 TRILLION in liquidity) they can sink the entire market for long periods of time whenever they want
start thinking like a hedgie and youll be able to dodge their tricks like a champ
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>>62536440
mcdonalds, the stock and a meal
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>>62536437
Hes not raising. Love to know where that citadel tweet even came from.
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>>62536429
Honestly either works for me, at some point gonna plan to build me some sloppa station
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>>62536448
This MF is buying crack futures.
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>>62536440
VRT
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>>62536437
he won't do shit, they know that any movement will rock the boat even more
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>>62536438

Also.

-Running the SPR to tank bottoms. Not much usable left.
-Running refineries at over 100% (unwise for extended periods)
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>>62536448
Yeah? Something funny?
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>>62536355

>died

you mean was killed. he got blown up in Ukraine.
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>>62536384
Money laundry many such cases
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>>62536426
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>>62536444
why dont you sell or buy more?
maybe sell half now and buy back in when it's lower to lower your average?
whatever good luck
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>>62536447

Fuck off. The man need that like an anchor of he’s drowning.
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>>62536430
At least she quit while she was still ahead, she even says so

Meanwhile asians when given access to leverage
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>>62536448
Yup there wide open right now
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>>62536368
>Help reduce her taxes
lmao she has more than a lifetime of carryover loss on that one.
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>>62536454
>>62536458
I’ll trust you guys on that and stay in the market. Check out these digits btw
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>>62536468
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>>62536322
>I bought the SOXS dip back in march
That means you held it all the way through semiconductors going to the moon in April, May, and June? WTF...
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>>62536437
after today and tomorrow (amazon is tomorrow) thatll be 5 of the hyperscalers done with earnings (tsla, amzn, googl, msft, meta)
might want to consider the qcom dip later today too
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Fuck bros all my covered short puts are getting blow though today
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>>62536468
>At least she quit
>Meanwhile asians
You misses the point of my post.
It wasn't anti-black.
It was anti-bigpharma.
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>>62536474
I want to fuck a Swede.
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Another day, another session where Kioxia eats absolute shit.
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Warsh doesn’t raise rates when a republican is in charge. Warsh was selected by trump to lower rates. Warsh has heavy ai exposure. You guys fell for the fud?
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>>62536468
>>62536483
*missed
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The next war will be the AI war.
USA will lose to South Korea and China. Americans will be employed by South Koreans and Chinese, the nearest restrooms at their workplaces will be used by South Koreans and Chinese, and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.

USA lost the war to Korea.
USA is a colony of Korea.
Without Korea, they can't even make television.

The cause of this war is South Korea.
South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

Days before Anthropic took its most advanced AI models offline, the White House ordered the company to revoke SK Telecom’s access to Claude Mythos over claims of alleged ties to China.
https://www.wired.com/story/sk-telecom-anthropic-mythos-export-controls/
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>>62536468
i will save her
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>>62536378

weeks from now after the fires stop burning it will take years to rebuild all of the shit that was blown up in the last few months

I'm not a doomer bobo but line is going down more before it goes up
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>>62536485
Seriosly, what is the kopsi bottom?
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>>62536484
you must be an Indian to post that and think it’s attractive
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>>62536494
Hey if she loses 10 pounds why not?
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>>62536488
Okay nip.
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V rejected
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>>62536403
seethe harder jeet. you will never be white or get white bobs
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>>62536488
Look, man, it's not the Koreans' fault. The Iranians lured them with leveraged WMD contracts.
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>>62536488
>1pbtid
Russian bots are getting weird.
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>>62536488
AI is a meme, it makes funny cat videos and hot anime chicks but that's about it, anyone acting like it'll bring about a new synthetic god is a silly person
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>>62536497
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUSE TONIIIIGHT
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>>62536426
Unironically already pricing the incoming global depression. Not even memeing.
Also, refineries are the ones buying crude. Nobody else cares about crude. You don't fucking eat crude, you don't put crude into your car, jets don't rune on crude.
Guess what, refineries are getting smoked fucking daily, it's an endangered specie that’s 6/7 on the extinct species scale. If refineries don't buy oil, nobody does. Manipulations also don't help.
Yes you WILL live to see oil go negative while gas at your local pump will go parabolic to the moon.
Just sit and enjoy the retarded clown show.
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>>62536494
Anon, I think you might be a big homo.
>>62536495
You mean gain 10 pounds?
>>62536500
Kek
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>>62536508
>ArchitectGOD
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>>62536490
Better move quick
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imagine all the 8-10/10 gook cuties you'll be able to bang next year for free. just tell them you're not holding 5x semiconductor bull ETFs and they'll throw themselves at you.
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>>62536484
never going to happen jeet
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I'm gonna swing this MU dip.
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>>62536510
>lose everything gambling on AI
>AI won't let you kill yourself
what a wild world we live in.
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>>62536508
Look at her crows feet. She’s so average it’s not even funny. You are either some flyover hick who thinks any blonde is hot or an Indian who thinks any blonde is hot.
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when's the interest decision happening
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Ah, this is why we're dumping.
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You guys really expected V-recovery, didn't you? Not zig-zag-fall-continuation?
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>>62536517
You mean swing from a rope when you become a generational bagholder
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>>62536520
14:00 US Eastern
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>>62536520
It all ready happened the market is pricing in the rate hikes right now
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>>62536517
Techinicals point you to this?
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What is it with Koreans? Even in their shows, the archetype of the guy fucked up by debt and gambling comes up all the time. Not only in squid game.

Is it in their personality or is their economy/system fucked up?
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>>62536519
Or Ive actually fucked a real woman. Kill yourself incel zoomer. You are obviously poor, why are you even here? Want to double that 10k, kek.
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>>62536493

Somewhere below the 200MA. If the gulf erupts. There is no bottom. It can happen. Things are very serious. The wars are threatening to merge. If there is a catastrophic energy crisis. Everything will probably dump. Then gold and safe jurisdiction commodities will surge.
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>>62536531
My wife's male broker recommended it.
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>>62536509
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>>62536468

>what should we do
imagine having such a nigger brain that you cant even imagine a timeline where you don't take out loans to ape leveraged shit

like holy fuck bitch just don't gamble
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>>62536524
Nobody here actually holds GRRR except for that one jam boy who comes here who has a humiliation fetish.
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tell me about the koreans. why are they kpop demon hunter'ing the market.
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Guy, I'm tired of holding these semi bags..... my arms hurt... everything is red....
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>>62536533
Asian people are obsessed with gambling. Theres a reason why Japanese invented gacha
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SERVICENOW IS UNSTOPPABLE!
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>>62536531
>Technicals
Why not just read your horoscope?
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>>62536533
Yes, they're extremely degenerate gamblers overall. Everything they make reflects this, from ETFs to videogames.
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>>62536546
>ServicenowFUCKINGGODS
>>62536548
I don't have one I vibetrade
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>>62536368
how long ago was this trade?
>>
My folio is literally

MUU
SNXX
DRAM

Saw my account dip from 125k to 45k in the past month….
Do I sell and try to catch the falling knife or hold on to this shit like a drunk captain on a sinking ship?
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>>62536543
they were expecting that the data center meme would continue for a few more years at least but then china pulled their bottom
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>>62536510
>me and the qt worst korea girl
we will be happy together, forever
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Should I all in oil companies on leverage?
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>>62536537
I guesse TA is the best answer ill get. Just not sure how accurate it could be in the crazy volatile market. 200 MA was not designed for a 70% 6 month run up. Its a good start though, cheers.
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>>62536554
> china pulled their bottom
very sad. many such cases.
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>>62536510
>>62536518
Anybody who sits on a bridge long enough for emergency personnel to arrive is just an attention whore. It shouldn't take you that long to simply get up there and jump.
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>>62536553
forget about your account for 3 years
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>>62536553
>Do I sell and try to catch the falling knife
I don't think you understand what catching a knife means
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>>62536507

cool photo but those faggots are for real breathing in some bad shit right now that will result in complications down the road
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>>62536510
Wow, it's that bad, huh?
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>>62536553
Wait until after interest rate decision and see if the market pumps off news everyone already knew
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>>62536552
Ripped it from twitter but should be today
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>>62536553

Seriously man. How would you let it go down that much without selling. Are you actually a diagnosed retard. I mean it. I need to know.
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its days like these I wish I was a nintendo owner
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>>62536553
go ride a bike or something
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Bros, there are literally people in this thread that bought SOXL at 200+.
What was their gameplan?
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>>62536565
Counterpoint:
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>>62536562
No I’m not buying your boomer indexes nigger
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>>62536569
>not putting 5% of your networth into pokemon cards

really man
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>>62536557

One thing I would say. A lot of capital that was propping up prices on leverage had been permanently wiped. Don’t expect things to soar.
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You know guys you can short bad stocks right now, like read the 10-Q and stuff and short the all that dog shit out there right now.
Don't short good names like MU or AAPL tho just bad names like HUT or ORCL
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what are spacejeets trying to accomplish with these pumps
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Okay lads, over 3 hours since market open. I have not opened my portfolio. Should I expect up, down, or crab? Pls tell me my portfolio is finally green

>>62535202
NTA but the manual usually sucks when it comes to downloadable software stuff.

>>62535210
Erm Great Korea isn't in the semiconductor business thobeit.

>>62535314
Reminds me of Mr. Krabs here.
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>>62536572
Without risk management, they will go into this kind of trap soon or later.
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>>62536578
Ugggg, didnt even think about that. Good call.
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>>62536366
>bro we're literally about to put boots on the ground this weekend

Die for Israel, goyim. It is what you were born to do.
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>>62536580
> read the 10-Q
no, i don't think i will. that's what grok is for.
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>>62536572
Suicide with extra steps
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We're in the Green Age now.
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>>62536583
We're talking about Korean suicides and 500K realized losses by black queens, take a guess
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>>62536590
Ya that works too I have used AI to help my read too, I suppose that is the new way to read thing these days is to have someone else do for you
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>>62536556

desu even oil is a gamble. like another anon in this thread said we could reach a timeline where gas is $7/gallon at the pump but crude tanks

they are blowing up refiners and if you cant refine then you will have a backlog of crude and the price will go down

cash is the only thing that makes sense right now imo
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>>62536368
>tfw even a black woman is ahead of me
Are these accounts being tracked and market makers know what trades females make and thus enrich them with their algos pumping their stocks? Is it too far fetched for that to be happening?
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>>62536510
Won't the jumpers in SK be mostly men?
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Its over
All there is left to do is listening to dai dai and watch it all burn
We will never be rich
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>>62536596
I work at a drug testing lab. You can set the levels where you accept/reject a test. Many clients accept lower THC levels and only reject the people who are total burnout potheads. If you have lower levels of THC like a casual user they don't care.
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>>62536468
Explain to me how this isn't blood in the streets at this point.
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>>62536596
It's not because people massconsume weed, junkie, it's because screening is a humiliation ritual by nature and people refuse to participate.
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>>62536602
The men will be taking the women out with them
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>>62536468
Didn't Koreans have a literal Rasputin-tier witch controlling the government a few years ago
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>mooning before fomc
grim
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>>62536583
It's over
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>>62536600
Here is a better Pinky image
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>>62536606
i sometimes test drugs at home
this anon is right
BTW I'm the person who was shilling PBR last night
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vix cratering
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I dont wanna know.
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>>62536612
Why do you think they pumped?
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>>62536617
i need vix to be above 20 so algos can actually buy
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Britbong here, finally got Robinhood UK and been playing with calls and puts for the last month or two - I’d previously been using 212 which allows margin trading with CFDs but no options
I don’t understand why anyone bagholds a meme stock when options are available? You have the ability to full port “diamond hands” contracts that will either return 1000x or 0x every single day rather than buying a bag of the latest Reddit fascination and having to wait months for 1000x or nothing
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>>62536322
Are you making money now?

>>62536420
Kek
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TURN ON CNN AND SELL
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Why are we pumping now?
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>>62536616
We also test THC metabolites (the things THC and cannabinoids break down into in your body). When you look at the THC levels combined with the metabolite levels it lets you see a broader picture like if the person is a constant user and was high last night, or gets high once every few weeks etc.
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>>62536556
Integrated majors are the play. XOM, CVX or Euro equivalents like TTE. Anything that takes advantage of crack spread. Not financial advice ;)
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>>62536627
I heard people are buying calls before fomc
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>>62536623
How well have you been doing these last few months with your new trading account?
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>>62536631
Honestly? Based.
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>>62536598
>>62536614
Oh. i was mostly snoozing, my poor money :( why must it be like this

>>62536610
I hate the blood tests they do. Im not even a druggie. I just dont like having my blood taken from me just so i can be a wagie nor do i like being poked with a needle.
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>>62536583
If you're heavy in semis, probably red. If you've got a mix, it will probably be tomato crab salad.
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>>62536628
You testing for kratom metabolites?
I doubt anyone is testing for 4-HO-MET or the other nonscheduled psychedelics, correct me if I'm wrong.
This information is very important to the stock market, long term bearish as everyone just gets blasted and stops caring about gains.
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>>62536625
They are shwoing monkeys
???
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>>62536613

knower

pump before FOMC means 100% tanking. the last exit pump. one more pump to face fuck retail

>DEEP THROAT WEDNESDAY
>LOSE YOUR SHIRT THURSDAY
>GET A JOB FRIDAY
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>>62536629
why TTE when EQNR exists
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I just remembered today is the buck moon.
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>>62536640
>FOMC
Time?
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>>62536641
I'm schizophrenic and a Frenchaboo. I invest on vibes.
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>>62536644
50 minutes till we get the biggest V ever
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>>62536632
Just checked all time. I’ve had Robinhood UK for 6 weeks as a gambling account for my first time playing with options and I’m 167% up in that time. Meanwhile my 212 CFD account is 30% green over 3 years
Like I say the market conditions over the last 6 weeks have probably benefited options more than a fair sample AND because it’s a small gambling account I’ve been happier to take more risk than I normally would but I still don’t understand
For example I bought NVDA puts around $205 last week, held them till this morning for a 10X return
Making the same bet with a short position with margin would’ve made maybe 2X
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>>62536468
It's like the country is full of Redditors in those screencaps where they put their entire life savings in a 3x etf and are down 95% or whatever
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>>62536644
Press release in ~45 minutes, actual conference in 1:15. Schizo time is nigh.
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come on now, they're not gonna increase the interest rates and tank drumpf's portfolio
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>>62536638
I know we test Kratom, not sure about Kratom metabolites. I am employed on the maintenance side of things. I keep all the dozens of analyzers and pieces of equipment in the lab maintained, manage all their service contracts and repairs etc. I ma not actually doing the testing so I don't know all the fine details about that stuff. But we can test for pretty much everything.

It is funny because we have clients like airlines that have hundreds of samples where everybody is clean, and we have government contracts that test people on parole and have lots of samples where people are positive for like meth, MDMA, coke, opiates, weed all at the same time, lol.
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>>62536608
There is, sort of. Suicides and finance YouTuber stabbings.
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>>62536637
>If you're heavy in semis, probably red.
Shouldve realized it
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Its over
How are you guys not killing yourselves?
I am thinking about it constant
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>>62536556
Buy Energy ETFs.
The end price on energy will definitely go up for real world people.
But there’s so much corrupt ESG riggi going on in the energy sector you can’t trade on precise factors when you have so much fraudulent analysis distorting capital flows, like chinese state run coal having higher ESG scores than American energy firms. (lol)
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>>62536600
Integrated oil companies are still a go, and pure refiners if you're playful but obviously they're already up. Probably not as much as they should though, really.
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>line goes below 0
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>>62536658
If you've invested in good companies you can just wait til they go back up again
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>>62536658
Its just money smigger, we made it up. It is only as valuable as you think it is.
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> get reked by crypto, then precious metals, then stock market
It’s overrrrrrrrr
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>>62536658
I've never not lived in agony so this is just another wednesday for me
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Should I sell my KO for a $53 gain from yesterday?
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>>62536659
coal is clean
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Data centers. On Earth.
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>>62536658
You do this long enough, you get used to it.
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Noticed some of my giga raped semi positions are now merely regular raped
Guess it's the difference between gang rape and a regular ol' one on one rape
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>>62536658
I like my stocks, dont love my entry levels but I do love my stocks.
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>>62536640
It’s almost always a whipsaw
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>>62536641
I have both in my PEA plan :^)
TTE because I fucking love its CEO, he's god tier, and overall it's an extremely well managed company, very diversified both in its energy offerings and geographically, and it's cheap to boot.
And Equinor because it's completely isolated from whatever will blow up in the middle east, and thus it's a premium play. And it comes at a premium, obviously.
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>>62536671
BIG BEAUTIFUR CREAN CHINESE COAR. HAIR XI JINPING.
>Euro pensions dump another 50 billion into this.
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>>62536659
bro Chinese companies are full of Chinese, Chinese minorities, of course their ESG score is higher
>>62536666
ch....checked
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>>62536658
I'm hard to kill.
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>>62536682
that's japanese
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>>62536675

>tank semis
>let them V a little bit
>tank semis
>let them V a little bit
>tank semis

repeat for 3 months while retarded faggots act confused about it
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>>62536672
As above so below.
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Good. Three months of bogling.
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>>62536677
>but I do love my stocks.
What do you love about them?
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Is this the time to buy AMD?
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>>62536688
Yeah I notoced the pattern too late. Give just enough hopium so they dont sell or alternatively they buy more.
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>>62536694
The cup is only halfway there. Patience, wait for the handle.
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>>62536688
There has been no real V'ing and the stock I'm looking at is a massive baghold, I'm in the "only slightly red today" copium phase
Almost certain I'll sell it at a massive loss later in the year
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>>62536694
I would wait for thing to fully recover. Better to miss out on the first 10% of thing recovering than to try to catch the falling knife and lose another 20%.

Nobody ever went broke because they missed out on a 10% gain.
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>>62536696

lower highs gave it away. it was so obvious. told you niggers to get out since June and to not use leverage
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>FED-san about to announce cuts
I can't wait
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>>62536672
This is fine.
>>62536690
>Bull "milk"
This is not fine.
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>>62536704
If he does I quit trading
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>>62536700
I could have tripled my gains if I hadn't caught the knife when Iran war started.
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why are we at war with i-ran again?
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Has a tonsil stone the size of a tictac this morning lads and now I feel like I might be getting sick
I wouldn't mind the time off work to be real with you all
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>>62536700
I always think of the Rothschild quote about how he and all his buddies got rich buying too late and selling too soon.
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>>62536666
>noticed
This post has been noticed, thank you.
>t. noticers
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>>62536706

if he does I'm going to go buy all of the toilet paper at the grocery store
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>>62536715
You gotta be a prepper bit by bit over the course of months my boy
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>>62536711
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>>62536712
Drink more water. You nasty!
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>>62536711
Some thots protesting for freedom were killed.
This is the official reason.
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>>62536711
Gotta war somebody.
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>>62536711
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>>62536721
>young kornheiser
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scalping the micro nasdaq look so great
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>>62536713

I watched a YouTube video recently of a rich oldfag on the trading floor during the dotcom crash. some young buck trader was telling him during the interview that "this is the bottom buy buy buy" and the old rich faggot laughed at him and said "I let you guys take the first 10% and the last 10%"

don't ever fomo. its okay to just wait until things are less gay.
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>>62536725
This is the real reason.
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>>62536722
I'm generally very well hydrated, is there a connection?
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>>62536711
we've been at war with iran for 47 years. we're merely finishing the fight.
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>>62536704
I have seen countless girls that have cut themselves
Does it help? Don’t have the ball to kill myself, but maybe that?
I need to punish myself for losing money
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>>62536724
Should've gone with Cuba rather than be the jews lapdog yet again, would've been funny seeing international commies seething again after Maduro
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>>62536725
Phew, they didn't put me in.
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>>62536711
greater israel
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>>62536711
No idea lol
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>>62536711
United states of israel
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>>62536711
You really don't know?
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>>62536650
>but I still don’t understand
Looks like you got lucky

Watch some YT videos
Here is a basic option guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUv27513cfU

More advanced video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAiGKUIlwSo
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>>62536734
>Cuba
Oh, you just wait.
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>>62536715
>physical assets
Lmao stock up on toilet paper mills instead or better yet pulp mills better margins there
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>>62536733
Those are attention whore cuts. Girls or men with cuts like that aren't trying to die.
>punish myself for losing money
See >>62536686 picrel
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why is WD green btw?
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I’m almost more interested in AAPL earnings after this retard pump than I am in FOMC kek
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i'm securing generational wealth by betting on a rate cut
this warsh...he's a trump guy
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>>62536755

>stock up on fake and gay shares

nah. proctor and gamble dropped 5% today and revised earnings lower. paper shares will drop 50% while physical toilet paper goes up 100x
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Fuck my alcohol addiction, I'm going to die too soon and rich
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>>62536760
>Rate cut
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>>62536758
seagate too, a bunch of 800+ calls
what do they know
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>>62536759
how is this worthless dogshit even at its ATH?
this makes no sense
it didn't produce anything worth in 10 years and missed everything AI
literal irrelevant trash
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>>62536760
Jerome Powell used to be a Trump guy.
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>>62536764
Check yourself into rehab if it’s that bad. Otherwise like just drop drinking bro.
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>>62536764
If you'd rather have a smooth brain and a bleeding bladder you can switch to ketamine. It blocks some of the same neurons that alcohol does.
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>>62536774
>>62536774
>>62536774
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>>62536760
How much will you lose if he doesn't?
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>>62536770
It prints money but it’s overvalued rn
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>>62536760
ok but will the majority of the voting members agree with him? jpow and waller are against him so thats already 2 votes down
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>>62536760
its going to stay the same
meaning we crab dumb further
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>>62536770

they didn't ape the AI scam. that's it. that's all AAPL and BRK did. they simply did nothing while everyone else acted like a nigger and blew up the stock market with debt
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>>62536775
Will this thread get deleted?
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>>62536775
Man I ain't posting in that thread
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>>62536692
Im set for the singularity. Bio testing, ram connectors, energy, and data centers.
Even with all this the bio testers are up 30% in 3 months and green every day.
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>>62536770
it makes sense, their customer base is stable, low risk of revenue drop, so it can act like safety stock right now
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>>62536770
Safe stock desu, selling tomorrow though
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>>62536769
I think the fundamentals behind companies like Micron, WD, SanDisk, Seagate etc. are solid. They have massive orders and backlogs of sold products for the next two years. It is only panic that is causing them to sell.

I think they probably will bounce back eventually.
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>>62536733
>Does it help?
Maybe. It's mainly a way they try to handle feels and/or stress they can't otherwise cope with. Very much internal motivation more than external attention/help seeking
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Non-pedo thread
>>62536846
>>62536846
>>62536846
Use if mods delete other thread
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>>62536764
i was addicted for 10 years. weened myself off and got healthy again. lost 80lbs and just did a half marathon. wagmi



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