Broken EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>62538377
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>memory and semi is dead based on nothing but vibes I gambled in the casino but lost.
Any Taskforcers in the chat?
>>62539003VT CHADS!TIME TO BUY!
Going to buy Monday spy calls on Friday.
MicroSLOP does NOT bring me joy.I hate them so much it's unreal.Shitty third-rate companies get rewarded while the companies legitimately pushing the edge of what's possible get punished. Life is so profoundly unfair.
>>62539003I told everyone to long gold this morning while it was dumping but no one listened. Warsh will never raise rates, he is bluffing there will be more inflation and no rate hikes.
>>62539016>SEMIS
>>62539022VALUEALUE
>>62538804>Was right about the pump>didn't get in again
Before another anon throws his money away on DRAM again, I'm going to give you guys a portfolio that works for most markets.Value and momentum are often negatively correlated. Especially small cap value being negatively correlated with momentum. You can take advantage of this, and trim profits every quarter. Every time you trim them,you pocket that.Managed futures are an additional diversifierInternational diversficaton is worth it. it lowers your drawdowns significantlyI'll give you a sample portfolio:>50% VT or AVGE>20% momentum ETF like SPMO of VFMO>10% value ETF like AVUV or AVGV>20% RSBT (stacked bonds and managed futures as your hedge)You would have your drawdowns cut in more than half compared to like SP500, and still catch 90% of the upside. Like if SP500 draws down 20%, you'll drawdown like 8%. If SP500 goes up 20%, you'll go up 18%, but that's being very vague and general.You don't have to think with this portfolio. Just rebalance every quarter or year. 50% total market is your core, 20% momentum is your gains engine, 10% value is the other end of the barbell for your momentum engine to balance it out, and RSBT is your stacked hedge, that makes your 20% hedge allocation have a 40% notional weight because it''s leveraged. with the stacked hedge, it works out like a 60/40Sensitive to upside, and hardened to downside. I would recommend this portfolio to anybody.
>>62539015i get it, he sad becuz he got some semi bags
>>62539022>Life is so profoundly unfair.Always have been, always will be. Cope and seethe Microsoft chads stay winning!
Market dumping after the pump because a rate hike is being priced in for September. The market is retarded. Warsh is a huge pussy that will never raise rates.
I'm down over a quarter mil lmao
Financially speaking how do I tell my girl I want her to roleplay as my little sister
Micron has brought me to ruin
>>62539024Based Napoleoncoiner
>>62539016big money dumping so they can resume the bull run next month then dump on you again on opex day
>>62539003>soxl is now in double digitswew wasn't it 300+ a few weeks ago?>spacxwill it dump below the 110 support tomorrow?
>>62539022The craziest shit is that it reported earnings down in everything but it's AI cloud service and shares pumped. But memory, which is needed for these cloud data centers, dumped despite also reporting strong earnings.
Explain me like a retard (yes I am) why Nvidia credit swaps are a bad thing.
>>62539045Thanks. Here is the back
>>62539049Not really. It pumped because capex isn’t increasing and they are still free cash flow positive
kospi opening green
Don't worry anon Watching your portfolio get raped isn't so bad the 2nd time around. You'll get used to it.
>>62539039I'll look into semis once they fall around a sub 25 p/e, Simply not interested atm too much money has been made. Now Trillions must be lost before shit turns around.
>>62539053You’re still hoping it’s gonna suddenly reverse? Seriously?
>>62538880>86k to 28k and countingSNXX anon why...
>>62539052Because of azure, yes.
it'd be funny to see intel trade around 20-30 again.
>>62539055You either dance with the SOXL devil or you don't.
I BOUGHT BACK IN WEE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER I DONT WANT STABILITY I WANT YOUUUUUUUU
>>62539050people who are losing their job to ai have nothing to lose and will try to kill ai before it arrives as it's their only hope
>>62539051How much is it? And W2C?
>>62539059No because they didn’t overspend. Google dumped because they are cash flow negative and increased capex. Capex not increasing is not bullish for chips. It’s bullish for MSFT being profitable
guys, i learned my lesson. im just gonna stick to etf now. ftec and voo. now i just need the market to pump back to new ath so i can sell.
>>62539061The devil (David SOXL) will never get me!
>>62539069and GOOG is almost back to predump levels because the market is wrong every time and knee jerk reacts like a women on her period
Good lord SOXL is the gift that keeps on giving. The highest highs and the lowest lows and those lows are soul crushing.
>>62539068You can find them on eBay for decent prices sometimes. Just after you buy it, make sure to weigh the coin and measure the diameter to make sure it’s real. Here is the price I paid on eBay for it.
JEPI and JEPQ dividends arrive next week. Thank you Mr. JP Morgan.
>>62539069Yes, because of Azure.
>>62539050First of all. They aren’t NVIDIA CDS. They are CDS in NVIDIA bonds (money they have borrowed to lend to clients to buy their services or goods). Second. They are neither bad nor good. You can buy CDS. Which is just insurance on literally and type of debt. That’s not the point. The point is it’s risen. And not gradually. That doesn’t trouble markets. Suddenly. For a comp that was supposed to be not just bullet proof. But not in need of having to issue debt to begin with. Because they were such cash machines that their free cash flow could finance any investment that no other companies on the planet could (essentially straight out of pocket). But they can’t. And THATS THE POINT. Do you understand now?
>>62539086c deez nuts gaylord LMAO
>>62539060>tfw no yani neko gfit hurts way more than this week's gigantic red dildo up my port
>>62539082> only make sure that it's fake AFTER you buy itidk, seems like a great way to get scammed
>>62539003>The Bubble getting K-Pop'd hasn't even hit the US yet and I can't move to liquidity.
>>62539058there's no way I could have ever forseen a $1,350+ per share price decline in the span of four and a half weeks, it is what it isI thought $1,440 was the bottom at first, I mean that's like a $900 per share drop alreadythen I thought ~$1,225-$1,240ish would be the bottomthen $1k
>>62539093eBay has great return policy
>>62539093If the seller has good ratings you are not being scammed. Measurements just have to match what’s on Numista. These coins are super hard to fake because gold has such a unique weight.https://en.numista.com/8249
>>62539096Surely this stock can't bottom anymore.>Meanwhile the stock
>>62539082I’ve got about 270k in gold physical. Never EVER buy gold online. This stupid cunt is probably holding trash and doesn’t know it. Go to your local most reputable dealer with a long history and reputation. End of story. I’m in a small European country. And my dealer literally has a James Bond underground vault. Why the fuck would you take this chance. It’s like buying bitcoin off a Jeet online.
>>62539098ebay has a shit return policy
>>62539095You're not allowed to get out.
>>62539090Moron
>>62539096I think this is a lesson in that the markets don't operate on fundamentals anymore. It's really just money shifting from one AI play to another (semis to saas). The only question at this point is if the entire house of cards will come down at some point, or will the music keep playing for the forseeable future.
>>62539031Rate my portfolio50% JEPQ25% PVAL25% SGOVOn big dips sell SGOV to buy PVAL and JEPQhttps://testfol.io/?s=frX3jmxVaTb
>>62539096I hope you are selling calls at least
>>62539105Dumbass if you get a counterfeit coin you will always get your money back ebay Jews sellers all the time. Most of the time you don't even have to prove anything. Try selling shit on eBay it fucking sucks cause nogs try and scam YOU with the returns.
>>62539104In America it’s hard to find old gold coins so I have to buy online from Europe. I get my stuff tested and it all comes back real gold.
Man if I had just done what MU anon did, a 10% trailing stop loss on all my positions in mid June, then I'd still be at like $130k+ networth. I'm in 5 figure hell now. Even a 20% or 30% stop loss would've protected me soooo much.>>62538880Grim. Your portfolio is now down for the year isn't it? This your last hope to make your money back?
>>62539049It's because I am holding it. Sorry about that.
>>62539109>i've been found out!>>62539118fucking ebay niggers charge me money to send returns and don't refund it until whenever, amazon gives me free returns and refunds right away
>>62539130Ya I don't think you can buy coins that anon wants on Amazon though and any company is gonna lose when comparing customer service to Amazon desu
>>62539104DO NOT DO THIS PHYSICAL GOLD IS A SCAMDuring the 08 crisis I had to liquidate a few bars and the local shop offered me 20% under spot. I told him no way in hell I was doing that and he put a gun in my mouth and told me I didn't blow him he'd paint the walls of his shop with my brains. I sucked him off to completion and had to take my bars to the next city over. Wasted like 30 dollars worth of gas and still had to sell 5% under spot. Paper GOLD IS MUCH MUCH SAFER And you don't have to worry about wasting your time and has money.
where my Food stock chads at? I was shilling GIS at around 32 bucks to you guys a couple months agoIm super conservative and the only tech stocks I would consider holding rn are GOOG and MSFT
>>62539003THE WHOLE MARKET GOT DRAGGED BY META. FUCK OFF, ZUCK
>>62539135wait a minute isn't that the plot of pulp fiction?
>Wall Street Journal citing U.S. sources: CENTCOM commander option aims to execute broad escalation of the war with Iran>WSJ: Officials say Israeli forces could be included if the US returns to major combat operations against Iransell everything you have, oil is going to 150. if the jews join they're going to bomb every iranian oil field they can, and the iranians will heem all ME oil production for the rest of the year in return. SELL YOUR KIDNEY MONDAY
>>62539135You're actually retarded, fuck off.
>>62539115pval and jepq have a somewhat similar portfolio. you aren't getting any additional diversification by holding both.
>>62539135I’m longing paper gold right now so you’re not wrong. But everyone should have a physical stack too.
>>625391478% overlap and 0.7% correlation . JEPQ has all the big tech stocks and PVAL doesn't. What would be less correlated that still has great returns and low drawdown?
> NEW: The U.S. has bombed a pier in Sirik, which it had already bombed 11 previous timeswhat's the >futures for this?
>>62539154pvals top holdings are microsoft, apple, and amazon
>>62539163you'd figure that by the 4th or 5th time they'd have hit the targets that they wanted to hit. why can't americans aim.
>>62539163right around kospi open as predicted lol
my physical VIX is starting to break through my roof, what can I do about this?
looks like the market has grown tired of the obvious Iran strikes market manipulation
>>62539164Which aren't really ai tech slop and that's only the top 3. JEPQ is mostly AI tech slop. What do you suggest as an alterative that doesn't have a 50% Max Drawdown
>>62539172If tacos don't work, missiles won't either
>physical KOSPI tried to escape from the basement again
>>62539178well it was to crush kospi and that did work for the time being so...
thoughts on triple kopsi breaker
>>62539032computers are fucking WORTHLESS, soxl to -10,000
Fuck I sold MSFT call spreads at 420 short strike
>>62539184I put too much salt in my meatballs the other day. Did the missiles cause that too?
>>62539031Can i change rsbt into jpfp+sgov when i implement this?
Can you guess what time it almost is?Oh yea..
>>62539189if the Iran war was stressing you out it could be why. this is why I've become unresponsive to life. it's all a simulation to annoy you. nothing annoys the simulation more than ignoring it back
>>62539047Bull run probably won't be again for a few months. I see a crabby rotation into tech/saas, which are just AI these days. The silver lining is that Trump may do something desperate because if this continues to midterms he's fucked. The one thing he ran on was the stock market to pretend the average American wasn't getting signficantly poorer under him. Now he doesn't even have that.
micron might turn green after this -30% run
alright the Koreans didn't buy the missile strike fud reverse circuit breaker back on the menu
KOSPI IN 10 MINUTES LETS GO MY KORU MAKES ME POORU
>>62539201Hit the bottom tomorrow and you might be set
Reflecting on this past month of trading, I’d say my biggest problem is all or nothing thinking. I don’t DCA enough out or in. I need to make a habit of liquidating a portion of my position when we take a nasty dip. Sure you may get bogged and it immediately rebound, but if you only sold 10 -25% of your position you still have a chunk to rise further up. On the other hand if it continues dumping it at least you’re not *as* big of a bag holder. Gotta average out those swings
>>62539194>>62539202>>62539204
Gold is up. Miners eventually follow./smg/ must have some diversification outside of stock markets.
sky highness finna go green
>>62539205My bottom has been thoroughly hit.
>>62539209I longed GLD today. Kevin being a huge pussy is bullish for PMs in the near term
>>62539209Precious metals trail markets.Looks like we're going green again soon.
Should have sold when I had the chance. Now it's all worthless.
THE KOREANS WONT EVEN LET MIRCON TURN GREEN BEFORE THEY OPEN
sk hynix can only go up from here
>>62539212Thank you someone else finally realizes Warsh is a pussy that is just bluffing about raising rates.
spy is green ah
>>62539206panic early and double down later is what i've been doing
>>62539025>faggot retard clowns actively making the entire world shittier and scammier by price fixing chips and lieing about tech faggot scifi shit that will never come to fruition>glorify it as something more than being a nigger that is chimping out and doing a mass shooting because the bartender wont serve him another beer and the bouncer asked to leave
Why are they niggerpumping SPY?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wellp kospi is killcu in le afterlife
>>62539225Seething over chipchuds even as they lose isn't going to un-rape your mother, anon
Do i dare short Amazon?
>>62539228Why not do it outside the store
>>62539233walmart > amazon.
>>62539232they aren't even heemed yet. SOXX is still like 65 fucking p/e and there are millions of Koreans that still have to get liquidated and ban leverage for gooks
The numbers might do something different tonight
>>62539238>JUU ID Work your magic anon
>>62539236what makes you think they can ban leverage when tokenized infinite leverage securities exist? it's just going to keep happening forever
>>62539238i'm sure they will
another day in the humiliation ritual where expenditures are only increasing but market n*ggers keep selling off anyway.
ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62539220doesnt matter what the fed does, the bonds will set the rate, in fact he said as much in the presser. the fed never actually sets rates. it just gives the nod to where the market is taking things
>>62539225>price fixing chipsCry more, /v/babby
>>62539196>Trump may do something desperate because if this continues to midterms he's fucked.he doesn't give a shit about any of that because he's a delusional retard that posts "Rasmussen, 45% approval, americanlovesme!" shit on his cope twitter clone like a bitch. He's in the boomer "I refuse to interact with reality" phase of life.
when we look back months from now, we're gonna be saying should've bought the dip.
>>62539217how do they still have so much to dump.>>62539209>>62539212You posted this for months now and I stopped slurping weeks ago because it never goes up.
>>62539227because microsoft got niggerpumped nigger. also this is what volatility looks like. nothing goes in a straight line, except when it goes up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FUCKING RUIIIIIIIIIIIINED WHY DID I ONLY SHORT MICRON HALF PORT WITH X1 LEVERAGE
>>62539252He's already a Lame Duck.
I feel like the stock market has dropped for no reason, everything is still making insane money. I want to buy more!!!!
>>62539003chomo discord kills all activity because of their pedofaggot attention whoring avatar spam
And just like that the KOSPI is healed and all the dead Koreans were resurrected
>>62539255Buying the dip is a glowie psyopYou should be 100% cashThat's the only way to play this market desu
>>62539255I think about that often, yet sit paralyzed, unable to buy because of the ptsd I have suffered.
>>62539223YeahPanic selling on the 10th like a pussy would have freed me a lot of time to lose all my money this week when Sandisk stick continues to take a beating on 10 billion in earnings because guidance says it'll only have 12 billion in october or some shit
Chewy anon, now SNXX anon. Even AI dashcams anon is not doing too well.. Who will break the curse?
Sweet im wildly green on microsoftThank god I dont fall for the FUD on this dogshit general
>>62539263It's a mere day of respite before the dump continues after BoJ crashes the carry trade.
>>62539223Definitely. Now my faggot ass will be bag holding for the rest of the next 6 months to year. I mean I sold some, but not nearly as much as I should have.
another day of you can't do shit bc retardo kospi swings + schizo world conditions
>>62539255i wish i would but i ran out of money and i don't want to sell my current positions
>US long-term borrowing costs are officially up to their highest level since 2007. The US 30Y Yield is now above 5.20%>People are now buying credit default swaps over Nvidia>Even low IQ normie casuals are talking about Dot Com Bubble similarity>Entire video game industry potentially worth 100s of billions to several TRILLIONS is on the verge of a market collapseOk is it finally the time to panic and freak the fuck out now?
>>62539269Another win for software. Think Microsoft saved Servicenow(among others) from going red tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62539273kospi literally doesnt matter. it has the marketcap of walmart and costco
>>62539276No. Not yet. Almost but not yet.
>>62539276Never listen to what the normies are saying. If the shoe shine boy is talking about a bubble it's because it's not a bubble.
>>62539267Everything is bombed out right now. I'm rotating back in to stocks that have spent the last 7 months correcting and therefore have time on their side. Miners. Uranium.
>>62539269Yes niggers were fudding the fuck out of Microsoft last night and all month basically for no reason The stock has been beaten the fuck down no shit it's gonna pump on good earnings(I still sold yesterday cause I was scared)
>>62539263>>62539270koreans are useless panic sellers who frequently open green and then run for the doors like retards.
>>62539276I hope video games die the worst possible death. Graphical effects are utter shit and I disable them all.
Wait did the gooks just halt trading immediately?
>>62539264> he doesn't find a way to hold equities and derivatives while still somehow also being literally 100% cashperhaps a little JUU-fu lesson wouldn't be a bad idea
>>62539281kospi leverage traders cause massive swings on us market it's only good during a bull run it's absolute shit at all other times
WE ARE SO BACK
>>62539255Thats what Im doing but I don't have much capital to buy more with, only a little bit from covered calls. I was reviewing my positions and theres not much I want to sell except for some campbells which was doing shitty anyway.
>>62539260*market continues to drop**micron hits 300 billion profits in 2027**People with indian names keep posting saar it is because it is cyclical saar like it's a magic word when it's clearly not fucking cyclical and even if it is micron will still have over 200 billion a year when the cycle ends just to maintain the data centers*heheheBrokies thought they'd get richAnywayWhen it was at 1700 bucks last week I should have gotten out. Need some kind of 1500->2500 in a month miracle pump to get back up.
>>62539267>Who will break the curse?The curse is already broken anon. KMB won. Semis lost.
>>62539003KOSPI GREEEEEEEEEN
Between their feminist death cult and their stock market, why the fuck are Koreans so insane
>>62539294Kek
>>62539304The asiatic man is animalistic
>>62539299I have micron calls that I bought last year that don't expire until next summer. They were up 600% at peak but I didn't want to sell because I already have massive tax liabilities and wanted to wait until next year. They are around 380% right now.
>>62539304they went from third world shithole to hyper advanced capitalist dystopia in the span of like 10 years.
Aasaaaand…. It’s red
>all the anons still with copium>tonight the markets will flip and we'll finally winSo many anons here are married to their bags. No wonder the shakeout has gone on for so long, retail has been taught well to hold the bag and never let go....well I'm holding my bag too but at least I'm not puffing copium>>62539031But what portfolio gets me this?>turns 80k into 400k in 4 years without a jobFuck me if only I got in on SOXL back in March and sold the moment my port was 5x.
Wonder what pic related will be worth on open. I sold a second one 2 weeks ago for nearly 50% gain
>>62539307did u at least take out your cost basis by now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITS SO OVER
some people have just given up
>>62539294For me, it was 100% SGOV. Adding index futures on top using the 200 SMA strategy.
>>62539318for ppl who get paid $50/hr or more, buying food outside is a convenience since you dont have to take half an hour cooking and then cleaning up afterwards (worth $25) if not longer
MICRON IS GREEN WTFWTF
I keep losing money at forex
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are so backBULL RUN RESUMEDSEE YOU SMIGGIES IN A YEAR WHEN IM A MILLIONAIRE
>>62539327you don't have to cook bread. it comes pre baked
>>62539276>>Even low IQ normie casuals are talking about Dot Com Bubble similarityNo, because if average retards think the market is going to crash it will probably keep going.>>Entire video game industry potentially worth 100s of billions to several TRILLIONS is on the verge of a market collapseit's not
is it easy to make in on onlyfans?
>>62539336oh nevermind kospi is green again, we're saved
>>62539336are you a cute korean anon? how... leveraged are you?
It’s over, freak the fuck out.
>>62539246>ooga booga my magic meme numbers don't werk anymore
MICRON IS AT +%0.00 HOW MAN I SUPPOSE TO REACT
>>62539310>So many anons here are married to their bags. No wonder the shakeout has gone on for so long, retail has been taught well to hold the bag and never let go....well I'm holding my bag too but at least I'm not puffing copiumIf I am down a rapetastic amount I have no desire to sell and it's easier to just ride it out and wait for a rally or turnaroundIf I was going to divorce my bags it would have been 2 weeks ago
>>62539342on all levels except physical, i am a korean. *dumps*
>>62539345>ooga booga I'm literally too retarded to understand what profit is
>>62539310>So many anons here are married to their bagswell if u know it's gonna grow with good chance to a certain eps and it's trading well below a 20x multiple to that then how can i not get married
Kospi literally does the same thing every day now>goes green>maybe even looks like it'll go up>gooks start panic selling>other gooks start panic selling>kills the rallyThe market can't go up as long as it is tied to them.
>>62539354Like ants taking the bait back to the anthill
>>62539334u know what, i just realized i only have cream cheese or peanut butter, and no cold cuts, for a long time even though bread is a staple of my diet (coz too lazy to pack any other lunch for work)
>"klac guidance fails to impress">apple up 1%This is why Sandisk will probably not gainNand is up 75%, but in july prices only went up 40% "topping out"So their revenue is like 11 billion for q2, but guidance for q3 will only be 16 billionAnd even though it only has a marketcap of 150 billion it will go down, even though there are shitter companies like walmart worth a trillion with much less free cash flow.
https://x.com/SpaceKoala/status/2082543382220640644?s=20
hahaha you racist chuds kept shitting on Microsoft because the Indian is ceo and now the most obvious undervalued stock pumped. Yo guys are so fucking retarded. I’ll gladly sell you my shares at 500 though!
CNX earnings tomorrow
>>62539336seems so
>>62539368>sluts lawThe longer you stream the more likely you are to become a racist or sex worker.
>>62539368academia is totally useless. enormous bubble. some of the tech gains are likely being siphoned right this very minute to subsidize it.
>>62539336It's extremely hard. Most women make nothing and will never make anything. The only real vector to making it on OnlyFans is if you've already made it somewhere else. That was the whole point of the service originally anyway. Big Twitch streamer? You can pivot. Instagram hoe? You can pivot. Nobody? You'll fail.
>>62539336Idk about OF but I do legit sex work and am not interested in doing OF because then I'd have to actually engage with the client rather than just laying there waiting for it to be over. I don't want to disseminate naked photos of myself either. And I'd rather be paid cash. Fuck the IRS.
>>62539365the ceo is Indian* sorry had a Jeet moment
>>62539381hire Indians to do the client work for you.
>>62539368Rather than complain about low wages in academia we attack the player for taking the better option.
>>62539381When I had instagram I had followed a random chick that appeared in my feed one day. I would see her posts about reading books and shit. Little by little she started posting more revealing pictures of herself until she said had an only fans. Well only 2-3 months in she was already making retarded posts about men treating her “badly” online. I’m guessing this bitch posted nudes and made about $1.75 in that time span and was getting bombarded with DM’s asking for private nudes via instagram. Women are absolutely retarded.
>>62539348>If I am down a rapetastic amount I have no desire to sell and it's easier to just ride it out and wait for a rally or turnaroundi did this and took out my cost basis + some profits but going down $100k or $200k still feels bad even if it's all "house money" lmfao
>>62539368That’s the only reason anyone watched her videos anyway so may as well show the goods to more than just science nerds.
>>62539348>>62539398oh wait nvm i thought u said u were a lot lol not downur just experiencing the concorde effect
>>62539031>>62539191btw this is how the portfolio I suggested performed against SPY over the last year.I don't know anythng about JPFP. the reason I suggested RSBT is because it's leveraged and has 200% exposure. if you'd rather have a 20% hedge without leverage, you'll get bigger drawdowns. it's up to you if you're rather have a portfolio with hedge exposure of 20%, 40%, or none. There isn't a wrong answer. You hedge according to your risk appetite.
>>62539367OWL top
>>62538820>>62538829an anon posted this last thread and it didn't get any (yous) but I wanted to say I read it and I've been pondering it for a while.the at jeet is pretty smooth I'm not going to lie. its a lot of faggy jabber but he was really slick with answering a verryyyyyy important question. one of the fear monger narratives recently has been>who is going to win? who is going to eat only one dog will come out on topand he proposed a very valid and not trans solution of a "democracy" where 8 different companies or whatever with 8 different AIs working from different models/bias will be able to come to a better solution than a single entityhe didn't really answer how the fuck this shit is going to make any money but I really liked this point he brought upbullish for Google desu lmao
>>62539375why not both?
>>62539414Too
how come the us never strikes larak island the most obvious target
>>62538694>Multiple banks are offering $400 if you open an account and put $1000 in it for 90 days.which banks?
>>62539421chase bank
>>62539398It depends why you are down. If the fundamentals are dead you are just wasting your money, it is never coming back.
>>62539421quite a few of them have it.
>>62539031I have no idea what the fuck any of this means and I've been trading for at least 6 years. I only buy pump and dump memestocks and I'm getting the feeling none of these are it
Koreans lost another battle it seems like
>>62539195I dropped out of the real world a long time ago and the only thing left in the simulation that annoys me is the lady constantly telling me its unhealthy to look at lines 15 hours a day
>>62539421Only poorfags will bother doing this. All they have to do is entice them with fat overdrafts to collect the $400 back with interest.
>memory stocks are down because "what if cyclical and peak memory">QC is down because "AI chips cost too much for phone company>apple is up though>meta is down because "theyre spending too much on AI chips">msft is up tho while doing the same shitThe marketHas no objective standard for any of this shit>the fed may hike, someday, if there is inflation!>oil doesn't count as inflation thoughI feel like crab to green tomorrow, market rebound friday
>>62539398thats because its not house money. its your money and you lost it.
>>62539348I shouldve divorced my stinky heavy bags 4 weeks ago when all the signs said so but I chose to ignore it. I'm riding most of these straight down.>>62539354How many of them need to be liquidated so their influence on the overall market becomes insignificant?>>62539368A lot of these femoids in youtube tech and even non tech stuff seem to just do it as a grift to make money from simps. The amount of losers ready to give these women endless amounts of money is depressing yet they're probably the same misers who will demand a great discount on a used 4070 GPU already discounted 50%. It is surprising how many of these femoids just get an audience without trying all that hard. They even get goycare jobs paying them high 5 figures/low 6 figures yet I can't even get a mid 5 figure job with their level of ease. Like come on man! What choice do I have but to gamble much of my life savings in the stock market just to have a decent life! It's not fair, it's not fairrrr!!!!! I was so close to escaping the wage cage before the market just started dumping. It's so mind breaking having to bet huge sums of money with the risk of failure necessitating waging for a few years on some low end job. I just wish I had it easy for a while where every trade I take ends up being a 300% return and next thing I know I'm at a $1m networth. Even if the easy trades stop I can work with $1m to hopefully never wage again.
>>62539436>>62539433>>62539427>>62539421It has to be NEW cashAnd chase only offered me 900 for putting 15000 in
>>62539433I don't care anymore but does this piece of shit ever have a green day or a rally anymore? Big gap at 6700 to fill.
>>62539431If you don't know what value and momentum mean you are probably a shit trader. He is wrong anyway. there are plenty value stocks with momentum, Micron being a notable example.
>>62539415The truth is, nobody read it because he didn't use REDDITSPACING. Nobody wants to read a wall of text.
>>62539443It's dead, Jim.
>>62539437If we get a real dip it will be so quick and rebound so fast none of us can really take advantage of it anyway.
>>62539443The gap is more like 6550 and it would be easier to see if you didn't use investing.com kek
Again, every instinct I have is telling me to panic sell and buy puts Therefore i will just boughted the tqqq and qqqm dip. Maybe usaaaaaar tooDuring the April tariff dump everyone was saying how its le 2007 again, but if you boughted you were up bigly.I-ran is basically just tariffs
>>62539444I do consider myself a shit trader but I still turned $6000 into $49000 and my port was actually worth $66000 about a week ago but I didn't take profit then
>>62539443>>62539449see line
>>62539443Decline seems to be slowing down though? USA green on Thursday. Korea green on Friday
>>62539453will never use tranyview.Anyway they filled the near-term gaps from march, time to idk stop dumping every pump forever.
I am always eating foodGarlic bread and tomato soupHow about a plate of steak stew?I'll try a baked fruitMaybe I'll add mayonnaise tooEverything's better with cuminI'm so into foodSometimes I forget to even chewI just want some fish legumeHave a bite of cake tooChimichangas are great dudeEverything's good with lemon juiceI wake up and have snacksChex & five or six KitKatsThen I wanna giant rib rackIt's even better in a wrapWhile I wait for that to heatI'll order some Chinese
>>62539427>>62539436>>62539440its tempting but i dont want to have to manage even more accounts / logins. i already have too many between 3 credit cards, fidelity, vanguard, usaa
>>62539421anon is over simplifying this. these types of deals for checking accounts usually require you to make the deposit with direct deposits. you will have to be putting in your paycheck to the account for 3 months, its a way to try and get new customers to switch to their checking account. if you arnt a NEET you could take advantage of this for sure, but remember there are potential fees, youll owe taxes on the bonus, etc. credit card bonus churning is also a real thing, but requires alot of effort to minmax properly.
>>62539450>Again, every instinct I have is telling me to panic sell and buy putsyou probably should have had this instinct 1 month ago before everything dumped>>62539454Just give me like a week or two of green. A little baby bitch rally. I'll sell this time, for realsies.
Some of you were shit talking Burry earlier in the week, I just wanted to give you another little friendly reminder.Dr. Micheal J Burry’s publicly disclosed short positions to date:Tesla at $416.22Caterpillar at $1,060.98VanEck Semi ETF at $642.80Applied Materials at $729.40Nvidia at $210.28Micron Technology at $933.86Price at closing today.Tesla at $298.32 for a +40% gainCaterpillar at $782.71 for a +36%% gainVanEck Semi ETF at $504.22 for a +27% gainApplied Materials at $436.45 for a +67% gainNvidia at $190.01 for a +11% gainMicron Technology at $739 for a +26% gainlol, lmao even.
>>62539460there are so many fine print points I found when trying to farm 300 bucks a month from each bank they'd usually jew me out of the bonus. It's a pain switching your bank account around. Also they have so many exceptions, like if you sell shit on ebay it apparently doesn't count or something.
>>62539031Nice post. I often feel like I'm the only person left who enjoys diversification. In my main account I've currently got us, eu, gold, silver, small cap value, tech, crypto, nuclear, oil, and commercial notes etfs (forgot english term), fintech, profitable mid caps in an assortment of weird industries. 23% ytd and 16% cagr last 5 yr
>Goldman Sachs ordered to pay male banker £1.45 million for sex discrimination http://reut.rs/3THL7qzJPM is next. Ready the cannons.
>>62539450Apparently the filter doesn't like risk management.
>>62539439>I know I'm at a $1m networth.doesnt end there, 1 mill is barely anything now sadly
>>62539453Buddy, it’s not the wick.>>62539454Buddy, the last two days have been the biggest drops.
>>62539470is it really a gap if it opens within previous day's trading range?
>>62539466I also enjoyed having BRK for this reason (often goes up when market goes down) but sold it recently.
>>62539368I can fix her
i thought kevin saved the market why did it reverse the V wtf
>>62539415I read it, seems meh. Like an AI company saying all AI companies are important in hopes people don't go to the better ones lol.
>>62539463Nice math Einstein
The reason the market is so clownish nowadays is because investors stopped requiring dividends.Shareholders should demand that profitable companies pay them at least 25% of the profits. This would stop the insane sell offs because you would just be able to buy a company for a good yield on cost if they kept dumping for weeks as at some point the payments should become too good to pass up.But because a lot of companies now either pay no dividends or pay so little it's negligible all that matters is stock price which can be easily manipulated.
>>62539415thank you for actually listening and giving us the scoop I've gotten a little too delhiphobic to listen to hyperscaler calls for the rest of the monthI might buy that multiple models can survive if there is a model-selector meta layer added on top of a general intelligence interface for real human work. Like I plop my shit prompts into the same interface no matter if I'm asking it to code an entire FPS game from scratch or give me a recipe for gluten free brownies. I don't believe real humans of general competence will using AI in any other way.I don't think that Honest Larry's Consulting LLC is going to be able to have employees smart enough to know how to context switch models for efficiency. I don't want to use Claude for code for instance because I'm stupid and lazy I already have a Gemini account active so I just use the default free fast mode for everything and if it can't do it I simply give up.Getting 8 different companies all to agree to basically give up freedoms (token control, content filtering, variable payment plans) over their models for a "democratic" play is going to be like herding cats. Could happen tho
>>62539440>only 900 for 15ki may as well buy a value stock i have good belief in and sell atm calls for $900 in 4 weeks lmao
>>62539471I think it would be the body of the previous day’s candle. Prove me wrong though.
>>62539482>The reason the market is so clownish nowadays is because investors stopped requiring dividends.Its because its propped up by monetary policy every time anything remotely bad happens. Dividends are for when companies don't know what to do with the money and aren't growing.
>>62539470Quick and hard burst. Korean retardation made it drop hard but also made it quicker than it otherwise would have been like
I came in here to see Kosovo carnage and am now disappointed
>>62539421https://www.doctorofcredit.com/best-bank-account-bonuses/
>>62539376Refundable degrees would fix this btw.Refunds are a panacea to many scams.Applying refunds to gambling would kill the business model instantly, for example.
>>62539482>The reason the market is so clownish nowadays is because investors stopped requiring dividends.No, dividend investors have always been losers.This is the real reason
>>62539486Here's a clearer illustration on the 5m timeline. Its the area in which no trading activity occurred. Which would start at the low of the previous day. Otherwise any time the market opened it would be a gap up or down unless it opened exactly where it closed.
>>62539489Kospi, wtf is autocorrect going to kosovo
>>62539467There is going to be a wave of discrimination lawssuits. Roasties will hit the floor.
>>62539489You’re a few decades late for that I’m afraid
>>62539496Serb or Albanian detected
>micron is 1% green after the 30% dip
>>62539479he low-key said chinks will steal your code if you use their shit and that he will not redeem your privacy which should be a no brainer anyways but doesn't hurt to tell banker fags that>>62539484yeah I'm pretty skeptical. moreso about the monetization pathway than applications. I think applications will arrive but for example if you code your app or game with their shit are they going to come after you for money saying they helped you make it because otherwise the whole token barrel shit seems retarded and will never generate enough to sustain the effort to do this shitthis all seems like a massive shitshow for a very very long time while people try to figure out how this shit is going to work and who is going to pay for it and how they are going to paythis shit seems more like it always should have been a niche luxury product instead of a massive scale rollout for goys to make random slop with
>>62539477Because kevin decided to come out and say he would raise rates probably eventually if inflation goes up and the market is super retarded. But I knew this would happen.
>>62539037Warsh isn't a pussy, he just simply has no cards to play. They WILL print more and we WILL have hyperinflation. Because that keeps them slightly more richer. They truly don't give a fuck about regular people.
>>62539461You can get around the direct deposit requirement by getting an LLC and an EIN and paying yourself that way via direct deposit.
>>62539491>Refundable degrees would fix this btw.you mean like getting my money back for the degree that never got me a job?
>>62539505>this shit seems more like it always should have been a niche luxury product instead of a massive scale rollout for goys to make random slop withBecause they thought by scaling LLM's to infinity they would create God. But what they've realized is that they already hit the scaling limit and it's not making it any better. And the open secret is that cheaper small language models that are made for a specific task are the future. But they cost almost nothing compared to LLMs. There is no money in consumer LLMs. It's a better Google search.
>>62539512Precisely, you would have to forfeit the degree thoughbeit.
>>62539491>Refundable degreesYou can't unlearn knowledge you fucking retard. Some of us paid attention in school.
>>62539491arent there schools that do this already? its on the students for not picking it in the first place.if they want to gamble on a better social network (and potentially better earnings job) thats their business
>sndk pumping overnightThis shit is going to have a rally to 1900 next two weeks. Fill some gaps. SNXX will be around 22?
>>62539487It's entirely because of a lack of dividends. I will use MU as an example. It pays 0.08% yield which is around 1.2% of their profits.Now imagine it paid 30% of their profits, if it keeps dumping and dumping while recording big profits at some point the yield for the year would become so huge that it wouldn't make sense to dump it anymore.>>62539493It's not.
>>62539511No need, most of the time you can just do an ACH transfer from another bank and the incoming bank still counts it.Withdrawing money out of a broker is often treated as a direct deposit, so that is an option too
>>62539468Amazing how much is filtered on /biz/, I ask why? It is like theyre trying to hide something>>62539505I just wouldn't trust these AI companies not to steal stuff. It requires way too much access to take such a risk. Companies going from never handing that info to just willingly giving it to an AI with internet access that lets it ping home? Lol. My guess is that most companies only use it on the same level as consumers do.
>>62539516its kind of weird to think that if you get billions of people feeding prompts into your fantasy simulator that you would create "God"like 90% of the prompts are>anime waifu that must eat all the eggs
>>62539517oh noooooooooooosure would have sucked if I could have used my college tuition to buy bitcoinOr even just travel the world fucking sluts, that would have been a lot better use of my time in 2017.>>62539518>You can't unlearn knowledge you fucking retard. Some of us paid attention in school.businesses don't value any of that "knowledge" you retarded child.
these big tech companies are raising so much debt in order to fund capex that interest rates actually matter to them for the first time in a long timeyou go back 2-3 years, interest rates didnt matter for google, meta, etc because they had so much free cash flow that they never needed to borrow money
>>62539522>SNXX will be around 22?oh man i sure hope so, i'll actually go back to making money off of SNXX if it does
Korea is so fucking gay and retarded by the way. they are fucking absolutely incapable of just having a chill day holy fuck what is wrong with these faggots they really want to fucking ruin this shit for everyone by 5000x leverage maxing
>>62539523>It's not.Buybacks are superior to dividends in every conceivable way
yep, we're back. that was the generational bottom 4 hours ago.
>kospi reverse circuit breaker on the table
>>62539527>businesses don't value any of that "knowledge" you retarded childYes the doctor's 8 years of schooling learning how to do open heart surgery is irrelevant. It's just a piece of paper bro. Get real.
>>62539530you're never going to sell are you? kek
>>62539206same. i shouldve fucking sold early July, now i just have a bunch of bags
>>62539528> they had so much free cash flow that they never needed to borrow moneyGoogle just has negative cash flow.
>the 3% pump after the -30% drip
There is a very strong chance of a rally to the gap. Gaps get filled.
Look at oil and dxy. There is dollar shortage
>>62539526Don't get too fixated on the word "God"How about "Santa"?>He sees you when you're sleeping>He knows when you're awake>He knows if you've been bad or good
The most profitable tech company is whoever runs USDT. Theres like two dozen people, and they have millions of dollars of profit on account of holding gold and bonds, with almost no overhead
>>62539540>We are so fucking back
why does anyone trade during US day market agian? stocks literally just going straight up or straight down on overnight session lmao
>>62539547Either that or Valve
>>62539524Based I'm gonna sign up for some cause doing the EIN scam was too much effort for me lel
KOSPI ISN'T RED?!?
>>62539527They do value the knowledge if you’re doing something important like designing a bridge.But there’s a lot of people who have been stuck with bad degrees that only got them a job as a barista. Allowing them to unwind that could do a lot of good because in the long term it would make colleges take the job prospects of their students more seriously lest they get wacked by a refund.Also you wouldn’t immediately get to go spend your tuition on bitcoin, as you’d still owe money to your tuition lender if you have one.Also i predict that colleges will try to pivot to less refundable expenses like dorms and food. There will be a limit to this, but they will try.
>>62539545every device in your house already does that shit.did you know that the glowniggers can use the wifi in your washing machine to see you? like the swat team can shoot through the wall and kill you in your house based on your coffee maker pinging your location to themeverything records audio/video etc all the time and sends it back to jews that gangstalk you with targeted ads for diapers because you made KMB jokes on 4chan
I lost every today.
>>62539548yeah sure whatever you say bud
>>62539536nope :DDDi WILL win in this clown market simply because i can remain retarded for longer than the market can remain irrational>sneedisk up 4.55% right now
>>62539550Lower liquidity, no market orders (although it's easy to do yourself via limit order at best bid/ask)>>62539553This may be useful for you, it has served me well - https://www.doctorofcredit.com/knowledge-base/list-methods-banks-count-direct-deposits/
>>62539548the Jewish CEO that's literally named David changed the cracker barrel logo to a new globohomo logo with no soul or white people
>>62539563Yeah I used that site back in the day to do some credit card churning. I think that's where I read about the EIN direct deposit too? Big ups cause it's been a while and I can probably cycle through all that shit again.>No referral links or adsDoctor of credit is too based for this Jewish world.
>>62539550>why does anyone trade during US day market agian?Good question
>>62539566Theres nothing more white and American than the love of Israel. I think I'll take the family out to cracker barrel Friday morning and get the new hash brown casserole scramble bowl.
>>62539575lol you guys bake on pg 1?
>>62539575why do you create pedo general m8 u know it will be deleted why waste the time
we're back to where we started the slide
>>62539536The sandisk selloff has been some of the most irrationally retarded shit ever>dumps twice as hard>umm>cuz flash drives are stupid o algofeels like it'll dump on guidance, but then pump next quarter.
>>62539534>gooks totally destroy the market>then prevent it from pumping>>62539547Tether is run by the chinks.>>62539544Hello my bastards, please pump the sandisk back to the ath so I can profit and the gold back to where it was in may thank you my darling benchods mwah.
>>62539558Santa has eyes and ears I agree, big ones. Many people think he could use a bigger brain too and I agree. A big one that grows constantly
semiconductors dip buyers eating good tonite
>KOSPIUnbowed.Unbent.Unbroken.
Thanks for making an OP with a pedoshit image and nuking the new thread.This is why everyone hates jews. Its why we need to rangeban Israel from posting on this dead fucking website.
let's not get too uppity
>baggots still hoping and praying for the v bottomhahaha baggots never learn
>>62539624she looked like she was 20 dude... you guys just called it a pedo thread because she isn't obese lmaomeanwhile we post in anime pedo threads all day. the janny is just mad that real women exist and that his estrogen injects didn't turn him into a real girl
>>62539629>t. gonna miss out
>>62539629>Not being 100% cash rn keking at Timmy bagholders from my 3.5% hysa
uh oh looks like Koreans are starting to run out of margin from their new credit cards they just opened...
>>62539635Hope this is a troll. I know some people genuinely think this shit.
>>625396383.5% APR is beating most of this thread YTD after the last couple weeks
>>625396383.5% cash beat -10% QQQ this month pretty bigly
looks like 6000 was the point where people decided to start getting out again
>>62539634>buy my bags plshahaha soxx is a buy at maybe 350if you want to be really safe 300 or lower since it always overshootsI come on here every so often to look for the red wojaks but all I see are v bottom retards so still a long ways to go
KOREA ISNT A RED DOG DICK TODAY
>>62539640>>62539641>this monthI started investing 5 years ago at the top of the 2022 market and i'm STILL up almost 50% after all this shit.The fuck are you even doing?
>kospi about to turn red again
>>62539649>this month>YTD>brings up 5 yearsok buddy retard
>>62539645American markets always tend to test smooth numbers because Jews are neurotic. things like 1000 or 100 become resistance levels.From watching Korea I've seen zero obsession about actual numbers of anything. its just violent momentum price action. they don't give a fuck what they are buying they don't even look at the price they are just watching the chart move
>>62539647>the dogfucker finally left
>>62539651I literally cant fathom thinking this short term. Annualized exists for a reason.Of course I have a HYSA. It doesnt contain all of my money!
>>62539629what does this device do
>>62539649I sold the top in June, swing traded in july and then went to cash before FOMC to avoid gamba and now I'm waiting to buy cheapies while you baghold?wtf are you doing retard
>>62539653I thought it was from jewish market maker hedging
>>62539645psychological resistance.
>>62539656slams you with 10 g's 7 times with increasing frequency
>>62539655Then just buy VOO and shut up. Why are you talking about "missing out"
>>62539634>that thread about the black chick who brags about being a C student and becoming a pharmacist making 200k a year paid off her student loans with a tip from her boyfriend on micron last year>she took 500k in losses and is now brokeI have no way to make itThe universe is actively working against me and propping up retards
>>62539657Sack of shit liar. Get your shinebox kid, its all youre good for.
>kospi closes barely or bigly green and we're neon green tomorrow
>>62539663Thanks for the advice but suck my cock. Should be easy, just think of a bris you subhuman worm.
>>62539666>its impossible to time the marketlook I get it you are a midwit stick to boggling its safe but imagine if you had the ability to go to cash instead of just watching your shit crab for months or tank for months... isn't that fucking crazy? doesn't that jog your noggin?
>>62539665You need to get a boyfriend
>>62539672>checks MSFT price>420
>>62539672Even more based considering all the msft fud the past weeks
>Questrade Pro>options fees are now -$0.05 CAD per US option contract, meaning they pay you to buy/sell optionsWhat?
>>62539672If you have actually looked at any hard data or analysis on timing the market it loses to DCA and even loses to lump sum investment.You also incur taxes on any short term investment gains, less than one year of holding.This effectively rapes you if youre not operating a stock trading business. Adages like time in the market beats timing the market exist because theyre fucking true for a market that averages up for 100 fuckin years.So I know youre full of shit because you smell like shit.
I wonder what specifically the market will do hereMicron's profits will literally be up as much as 90% in September.Fucking 80 billion in profits for Q2, will the market really say "but apple is up 1%!" and poo poo it? Can't believe I'm getting outperformed by some niggress brainlet. And then another 50% for Q3 (tentative) would put them at 120 billion in Q3.Like is this really "sell fucking everything" levels of profits? Or lemme guess>priced inPraying on God fr fr lemme break even on like 90% of what I'm holding so I can reposition for september, Micron surely will not betray me a second time like fucking S*ndisk did.>>62539668I wish a nigga had sold 2 weeks ago>>62539673No what I need is a rich chinese girl who keeps me confined in her closet to be used as her flesh dildo when she needs it and maybe I crossdress a little but not often because it['s her fetish.
>>62539685We just dont have a fucking crystal ball to read if a dip is a dip or a downtrend and you know that shit.Bear markets are AMAZING times to buy and everyone sells bear instead like retards.
Let me tell you a magic ETFNTSDIt's SPY + EAFEAt 1.5x leverage. For the cost of 6% more volatility than SPY. EAFE smooths the leveraged volatility out.Almost no drag. 35 bps fee despite leverage.
>futures>yields
hope you pay attention v bottom baggots
>>62539686>No what I need is a rich chinese girl who keeps me confined in her closet to be used as her flesh dildo when she needs it and maybe I crossdress a little but not often because it['s her fetish.Nvm you need Jesus
Dead thread, dead market
>>62539685>>62539687if you cant feel when things are cheap or expensive and are unable to read the room then you shouldn't actively trade at allif you are worried about realizing gains and just want to hold bags you are a weird cuck and personally I think you faggots shouldn't even be allowed to vote and we need to take the chairs out of the corner of the rooms in hotels
>>62539692
>>62539685I'm a boglehead and this is cringe as fuck dude. We're not here to talk about DCA into VOO you faggot. We're here to talk about trading. Go back >>reddit
>>62539696Sucks to suck loser. I'll be over here making money while you wish you had bought this dip, like this specific dip too, years from now.And when you look at your portfolio and get wistful about all the gains you wouldve made had you not been a retard, I want you to think about me.
>>62539688>leveraged etfs just about brought down a thousand’s year old civilisation>recommends another one on their first green dayabsolutelydiabolical.jpeg
>>62539696>>62539637for example check this out. the red circle is where I said line looked like it was going to go down>timing the market is impossibleI literally time the market all day every day and I'm right more often than not or I wouldn't be doing it
>noooooooo you can't outperform my boglehead strategy its not fair
>>62539693I want to be hime's pet white boy.
>>62539686>No what I need is a rich chinese girl who keeps me confined in her closet to be used as her flesh dildo when she needs it and maybe I crossdress a little but not often because it['s her fetish.Based
>>62539699You can suck my cringey balls then retard. /smg/ is not your own personal thread where you get to decide what everyone else talks about. Fuckin loser.
>>62539698>>62539692>TA is real when it supports my seethe>TA is fake when it doesn'tokaybutMicron's profits are going to be 80 billion in september so if shit retard bounces, hits a resistance and then crashes to 500 I'm going to load up full force ass and mouth>it's cyclicalYeah my cum is cycling into your mom.
i try to help but baggots never learn.ok well at least make a general like /gme/ where you can all jerk each other off like baggot support group>>62539686>muh the market didn't price in the profits>the entire market missed pricing in profits except for me the rando biz anon im the only one smart enough to do thisof course markets already priced in future profits that's literally all they do you stupid retardthey priced it in and decided to sell
>>62539692The sign of the bubble popping is some combination of semis reporting losses or massively dwindling profits and their buyers signaling they're not building out or upgrading. Neither scenario is likely to occur anytime soon. It's not even fud anymore it's mental retardation.
lol you can't help themthey're just baggots
>you now remember cbrs
>>62539712Stock pricing has gotten so competitive the institutionals are modelling future revenue further and further forward. This includes trying to grasp when the hyperscalers hit a brick wall.
how are sneeddisk niggas gonna cope with the current price?
>>62539720By slurping?
>>62539719its literally the most competitive thing in the world. money pvp. but I looked up a company's P/E on yahoo finance and I feel the market has undervalued it.
>>62539721>Slurping You fell for the glowie psyop You should be 100% cash rn
>>62539719They can't. They have to be risk averse first and foremost or risk losing everything which means retail which has much less to lose can take advantage. This is a retail market and institutions are going to go broke if they keep trying to interfere.
>>62539710>buy in septemberyes. historically and statistically that's the bottom. worrying about buying any "dip" right now is probably silly when they always do Jewish witchcraft to tank everything heading into rashahahahannanana and kippur day or whatever the fuck voodoo magic baby sacrifice shit they do that time of the year
>>62539721niggas slurpped ze dip at 1900and 1800and 1700and tomorrow they will slurp again at 900likenigga
>>62539721buy the dip is an index strategy, not a meme stock strategy. that said, I wouldn't buy the dip right now. some of you are alright.
>>62539694Ive hit my limit. Im slowing down my koru buys significantly. Sitting on 50% voo incase the SP hits 10% down. Not much to do but wait.Chips rebound im happy, sp falls im happy, kopsi colapses I still ride it down. Let's fucking go!
If you sell now it's definitely gonna go up just keep hodling
>>62539729Kospi is an index tho? I've been slurping koru the whole time kek
really the only thing you need to have to prevent yourself from being a baggot is a sense of humility but they really are going to ride the euthansia coaster all the way to zero
>>62539735Yea boy!
>>62539726>This is a retail market and institutions are going to go broke if they keep trying to interfereShaking down retail through options and margin suits them fine.
>>625396887% all time? barely better than a CD? sign me the fuck up bro!
>>62539558>oh no they have my personal information!Might matter if I wasnt some degenerate gambler
>>62539731
my advice use this bounce to exit and stop trying to get rich quick through gambling and leveragewe're only getting this bounce because stupid baggot retards are buying puts as expensive as they are for the first time after their first 40% loss.you lost all this money? think of it as personal character development. like tuition. But you're not going to make it back the same way you lost it
also pretty red looking full moon tonight? was it a blood moon? seems to line up with ramping up military action today. they're all cultists.
>>62539744It does until the numbers are comically mismatched from reality that they stop falling for the obvious shakeout attempt which is what will happen next>stock made 9000000% gains this quarter>and is guiding double growth every year for 10 years>with immutable contracts the entire time>and government funding should anything go wrong>gee I better panic sell now at the local bottom!
>microns back red its fucking over
>>62539752Korean retail doesn't get easy access to options. That's why they're so obsessed with leveraged etfs.
>>62539756>>62539756>>62539756
>>62539752Some people are down like 80%. At this point just ride it out no point in exiting on such a weak pump.
>>62539765ThisIve lost 1.5m in 3 weeks.
>>62539753it was a BUCK MOON. I told you they were going to break bucks today. you niggers never listen
>>62539747You don't seem to be aware, but CDs don't pay 7% monthly yield.
>>62539711>>the entire market missed pricing in profits except for me the rando biz anon im the only one smart enough to do thisDamn you're that same bitch from reddit who was crying about semis yesterday.Here's some help, fuck off and kill yourself.>they priced in
>>62539752>my advice use this bounce to exit and stop trying to get rich quick through gambling and leverageFuck off and go back to red dit you crying little bitch.
>>62539758good job you let it go to page 2 after being on page one for hours