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it's our time soon
>>62556805ALERTALERTALL TIME HIGH INCOMINGALERTALERTALL TIME HIGH INCOMINGALERTALERTALL TIME HIGH INCOMING
>>62556805I really sold memory at the bottom. fuck me
Bussy and Japanese femboys are in control
>>62556811fact check: false
my TQQQ be doin' a lil' sum'
2 BUCKS UNTIL I FINALLY GO GREEN AND I CAN FINALLY GET OFF THIS RED BOAT
>>62556811Tomorrow, brother. Tomorrow everything will turn around. Trust.
WHY WONT JEWS DUMP IT ALREADY
>>62556818nikkei futures are actually -1% kekonly US markets are up
>>62556822Whats casting that shadow?
wish i woke up in vegas and got an ice coffee and be sitting in a sports lounge right now
HERTZ short squeeze?
I boughteded KORU. What am I in for?
Bros what if the indexes are flat when inflation adjusted?
>OILI know one of you bought today after everyone and their mother was shilling it last night
BURN ME ALIVE, INSIDELIVING MY LIFE'S NOT HARD ENOUGH
>>62556811You had a whole month
>>62556834It was priced in.
>>62556829Nothin doin
> nows
so what is the fagman today? is netflix still part of it? why?
let this be a lesson. love hope and optimism profit, hate despair and negativity leads to loss. you manifest what you meditate.
>>62556819>MCDLooks ready for a slurp. Should I buy some calls? Earnings can't be that bad.
game's over for a smigga like me
>>62556731Nah if you look into it the only reason he failed was because hedgefunds were seething and if I understood correctly shorted the fuck out of his stocks.
>>62556844Why is everyone filming them?Are they special cows?
>>62556848McDonalds sales are dying with the revelation from their CEO that their menu is not actually food, but product.
https://files.catbox.moe/1f6ibr.mp3BOBO CAN'T YOU SEEEEETHIS AINT THE LIFE TO BEEEEE
UPROIt's really this easy ain't it
>>62556851fuck I love fat white ass>t. Indian who bought Microsoft at 370
>>62556848>Earnings can't be that bad.Famous last words.
Ready for the next AMD 2x after earnings?
>>62556850He was turboleveraged and didn't hedge, and doubled down on his bet by shorting software>situational awareness>not aware of the situation
>>62556851For some reason I like asses in porn but I'm not really interested in staring at my gfs irl. Porn isn't real life, MGTOW was right.
>>62556859>t. IndianWhy the fuck would you admit to being Indian? Yknow, the race of people who cant figure out how to use a toilet?
>>62556841not, like today but maybe this week
>>62556811Seems more like a crab right now. I can't tell if this pump is legitimate or them just rounding up more retail investors to dump on.
>>62556850All the more reason to be a little more cautious. Citadel's playing chess while Leo's playing Destiny 2
dip to vegas now come back thursday?
They’re just squeezing the shorts before the next dump. My positions will be fine.
how tf is oil down when once again trump is obviously lying about talking with iran
>>62556844i do get it now
Predictions for SPCX?
>>62556811>it's our time soon
>>62556864because I have more money than most of you faggots here. You’re getting outperformed by a complete tard.
>>62556826Told you, in control. Japanese are bowing to show respect after its generational run up
>>62556879forget about it for the next 2 years
Weird price action on the SPX. Are we really hitting ATH on yet another orange man bluff?
>>62556865Earnings perhaps. Ill keep an eye on it.
>>62556881Post portfolio then.Oh wait, you wont because youre a dirty fucking poor lying jeet loser.
>>62556876Bussy can print unlimited oil
>>62556876The market can believe liars longer than you can remain solvent
WTFWT
>>62556888Checked
It's coming.
>MUSTOP FUCKING CRABBING
I'm coming.
you just know tomorrow it will dump hard
The most brvtal TRVKE is that AMD and NVDA can still 10x
>>62556888Based
Is Kospi going to shit the bed tonight? It really can't do it again, can it?
>>62556896Praying for my spy puts to do the needful.
>>62556897I've got 400 shares of Nigvideo pls let this happen
>>62556887enjoy Timmy
>>62556899
ALERT: I have personally confirmed that a major government entity is on the verge of implementing IBM's Bob AI. Do what you will with this information.
>>62556899Its edging you like a kpop idol
I can stay retarded longer than I can stay solvent
>>62556909Good, I need to offload my jeet machine bags
this jeet thinks hes a big shot with 250k portfolio
>>62556906Decent. Alright. You're still a worthless shitskin.
REFINANCE?
>>62556906you can have all the wealth in the world, you will still remain a brown filthy nigger
Any Smigger slurping MCD's? Im afraid it might tank further...
>>62556917If you still hold bitcoin at this point you deserve to lose everything.
>>62556921N-not ye'
The indomitable integrated majors spirit cannot be broken by cheap paper oil rugs.
>>62556924but what if I'm shorting it?
>>62556921i'm HODLing 4 shares. not sure when any further entry is.
How do you know what companies to invest in
>>62556921Let me know when Chick-fil-A IPOs
>>62556916>>62556919Utterly btfo by BIG BHARAT COCK JAI HIND SAARS SATYAAAAAAAA
>>62556917Why doesnt the fed just print 40 trillion dollars and buy the bonds back
ATTENTION ALL SMIGGERSIM BACK TO POSITIVE YTDWENT FROM -3% TO BEATING THE SHIT N PISS 500 IN A SINGLE PUMP DAYTHANK YOU FOR ATTENTIONLONG LIVE EQUITY ONLY PORT
I would like to announce that since my last post:>>62556004My RDDT Oct'16 130 calls have appreciated another 20% and I am now up 54.5% on this position.Thank you for your continued attention to this matter.
Need a 3x leveraged etf to throw $20k in can be anything single stock anything preferably something that can like 20x like LUNR or something
>>62556937Why buy the bonds back when they could just sell more boss?
>>62556947KORUUUUTRUST THE KOREANS
>>62556940how is that tshirt 3D?
>>62556932Chic fil a sucks now ever since they got rid of peanut oil fries.They also shrunk the size of their chicken filets and people noticed.
So for options, there's the options playbook. Is there good literature on swing trading? Kinda getting addicted to that. How do I find good opportunities, other than individually looking at every stock?
Yields went too high I suppose, so they intervened on the yen and dumped the dollar a bit, so we pumped, but i haven’t really looked.
>>62556962If you need to read a book to learn how to do this, it's probably not for you boss.
>>62556938whatchu finna do wit da gainz doe?... i just spent $10 at the food court and watched all the merchant jews at the mall peddling their wares... what are mall jews anyways? because they are definitely poor, otherwise they would be in my position and not theirs at the mall... but are they jews? are they arabs? are they lebenese? are they algerian? are they muslims? who they heck are these mall jews that own the shitty jewelry stands and NYC leather shops etc... who are these NIGGERS and JEWS? there cant be that much money to fleece from goyim at a dying suburban mall in a low cost of living area... can there?
>>62556961They’re always slammed anyways
>>62556962>Is there good literature on swing tradingyou buys low and sell high and repeatHOW COMPLICATED CAN IT BE HOW RETARDED ARE YOUeasy ones are things with many FUD, they will dump on aircerebras, mu are good examples
>>62556924indeed...
>>62556826/threadnever trust the yellow jews (kospi and nikkei)
>>62556962>Is there good literature on swing trading?yea check the archives of /smg/ and search for the key words "NIGGERS and JEWS" and then compare timestamps of the posts to swings on the /ES or /NQ or /CL chart... since i fucked my first black chick over the weekend i feel justified in saying "yall niggas gone' learn today"
>>62556975american markets are more sensible because retail can't meme up a whole index single equities is all they can manage
>>62556975Yellow pussy is too tight. It hurts. I got to break out the Diddy oil
i miss natgas anon so much
>>62556966I like reading books every now and then, fuck you. I'm also down for other recommendations, like blog posts or videos or w/e
Shout out to my QQQ, TQQQ, /NQ, and JEPQ sisters. We rise.
>sitting on single digit precipice of 5 digit hellis this what edging feels like? omg
>USAR crabbing +6.66%>30 year mortgage closed at 6.66% Friday >Meta crabbing+6.66%>AMZN crabbing +14.88% on Friday
>>62556985against common preconceptionbooks don't give you knowledgeneither do they make you smarter
>>62556874I’m already here brother. Where you staying?
>>62556846Nigger your Nokia bags are still _92! 40% and you are euphoric because they turned on the buy everything machine again
>>62556985Now that you mention it. I should sell books to people like you for extra income boss.
you now remember the free cash flow meme
I plead the 5th on if the stocks will go up or down
>>62556991congrats, enjoy feeling good for a day until you realize you won't be happy until it's a quarter mil, then half, then 1m.
>>62557009
Oilin be coilin
>>62557012kekshkreli
do any anons feel bad when they spend a lot of money? it just feels like wasted when you can just invest in stocks
How we feeling today fellow OWLers?
POWER HOUR PLEASEI'M BACK FROM MY TRIPSO PUMP IT SOME MOREKEVIN
>obligatory
>>62557021I try to spend as little money as possible>>62557024Welcome back anon, hope you had a pleasant trip
>>62557013I'm withdrawing that shit asapgonna have some fb marketplace seafood boil and 3 outcall hoes at the cribI'M RICH BIYATCH
memorybros give me some cope...tell me that china isn't going to flood the markets...tell me that buying in at a +500% ytd price point wasn't a bad idea...tell me that 5 p/e is actually good...
>>62557006i am up more than leopold this year and you're catching me after my two worst months ever
>>62556909I'm in for $400. Let's see what happens on news.
>Line is vertical>MU is barely up
OIL Barons we rise.Check em
>>62557033memory is a commodity each GPU new generation has actual performance increasememory doesn't, and new gen memories come like every 5-6 years or maybe even more it was always a short term trade and never be longsorry
>>62556899Consult the chart moon is in waning gibbous
>>62557021Im in the middle of a house remodel. Money is pissing out of my ass
>>62557039vertical on what?
>>62557041DDR4 and DDR5 release times are 6 years apart, with DDR4 launching in 2014 and DDR5 launching in 2020considering DRR6 is planned around 2027, I would presume there might be 1 last time for you to get the fuck out of MU many anons will be stuck with bags at some point
Lol wat, I bought 100k€ July US treasuries in May and now I got 114k€ back plus 2k in interest? I didn't know the euro shit the bed so badly. This is like the best trade I made this year so far.
is it really that easy?
>>62557030Thanks. It was alright. Some parts were good, but overall not a good investment. I'm not really into traveling or vacations
Do banks even do CDs anymore?
>>62557033sminiconfluxers are evergreen now. the market is angry and in denial and getting indigestion about this new reality but it will soon come to terms with it.
>Exxon and Chevron on Friday reported windfall profits for the second quarter. Chevron’s earnings soared nearly 400% to $12 billion compared to $2.5 billion in the same period last year. Exxon’s profits more than doubled to $14.5 billion compared to $7.1 billion in the year-ago period.>“Chevron, too much money. ExxonMobil, too much money,” Trump said. “They’re going to give some of that back to the public and they better cut the retail price, the consumer price.”Orange nigger starts War in the Middle East because he’s Israel’s good little GOY. Gets mad when OIL companies make more money than GOD. Datacenters and tech still can’t make a profit. lol lmao
>>62556833sounds like a very sensible Mr Chud.Kospi is now in a bear market. BoJ & Fed intervention won't save the Yen - only higher rates or the BoJ mass selling of US treasuries can. the top is in
>>62557059Na they use Spotify
>>62557059Nah my bank only hires pretty black chick's. I think the manager is an oil driller
>>62557062Just more corporate greedflation. Sleepy Joe was right
>>62557059they just call them women now.
>>62557056
>>62557062He should be careful threatening the corpos that butter his bread. Senile old men can only shout at clouds for so long before they get struck by lightning.
i'm looking at shorting RDDTrevenue beat but users missed; U.S. users fell sequentiallythey are discontinuing logged-in/out disclosure after Q2. pulling disclosures is never goodthe core use case people go to reddit for is being eroded by AI chatbotsthe only "moat" reddit has is people going there to get answers on specific topics from real people, but if reddit licenses out that data to the chatbots, they've basically given away the only moat they haddoes anyone have the bull case for RDDT or why not to short it?
Who else praying for a pltr pump
>>62557077>just get one 9/11 and one 50 year in the making mortage crash in a decade bro
>>62557082market doesnt like saas shit
>>62557078This orange nigger is cooked. He had to FUD on the weekend because OIL was going to pump again with more rocket attacks.
>>62557082I hope so. I am bag holding that shit for the past 12 months. They better deliver.
Will we see unprecedented Japanese migration into the West? That would be kawaii
these violent delights have violent ends
>>62557079Ai bots like chat gpt and gemini scrape all their data from reddit. Use that information as you will >>62557084Bullish
>>62557089Nah border patrols stops them believing them to be escorts.
>>62557090Man, that show sucks
>Treasury borrowing $739 in a single quarterI never knew the numbers were this large. Jesus fucking christ who the hell is buying these treasury notes?
>>62557093there is no way this is real
>>62557024Based power hour apu poster
>>62557098Meant to say $739 billion.
>>62557093But I need a Japanese wife
>>62557098We're still financing all of Obama's bull shit boss.
>>62557100samuraimoot talks about it all the time on twitter, but apparently border patrol is correct and there are a lot of escorts in japan
What happened to the Lum bull?
>>62557100They’ve been caught doing it in Korea, US pays a lot more so they can double up as a vacation if they go to Hawaii
>>62557106japan is a G7 countryit can't be that bad its supposed to be one of the most developed nations with high HDI
>>62557111prostitution is a horseshoe problem, plagues wealthy and poor societies. if you still dont get it then bless your heart
>>62557105Yep we are still financing Obama’s disastrous wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
>>62557085He can't even fix a fucking pool what chance does he have in the middle east
ATH for the S&P... everything is so fake, jesuschrist
CAM ON PLTR LETS GET SOME FOOKIN GAINS
Comrade Trump is a central planning retard
>>62557122ath during the start of ww3. this is the power of capitalism
I dont care if Palantir x10000 times, I'm not investing in a mass surveillance company.
Is there a universe where I can only be like 25% on my picks and still make money? Everything I'm reading is saying I have to go at least 50/50 or there's almost no way to make money in the long run. Right now I think I'm at 15% or so. Got a ways to go.
>>62557122bears lostseethe morei shall be divesting some of my investments into the gabeVR to celebrate
>>62557127kek that mp4 is funny
>>62557129Who said anything about investing? I bought call spreads for Friday
huh, how is this shitstock up 10%?
>>62557062>400%Honestly, we should delve more into these earnings. yes, oil went up (not that much, really). Then you will say refineries margins are up bigly. This is true. But not to the extent where profits surge +400%Meaning there's something else.And we can reasonably (100%) suspect that they made bank on... insider trading. This is where they made a killing. This is where they made their money.It's not just Scotty Bussy that's in it. It's also the oil major companies too.The game is rigged at levels never thought to be possible. The market is fraudulent at a level the joos could only dream of.Reread this post again, you know it's true.
>>62557125he knows GOP is fucked November so he is making a play for the commie votes.
>>62557122everyone knows this shit is gonna crash, they just think they can get out before everyone else.
>>62557129>he thinks it’s a surveillance company Hey listen here Timmy, go take some accounting and finance 101 classes at your local community college, maybe a fundamentals of home computer and internet. Then research what palantir actually does instead of reading headlines and buy some voo. This investing game isn’t for you. Good luck!
>>62557135How about you spread this *spreads ass apart*
Is the world ending?I’m at Costco now and it’s fucking swamped. 12:30 pm in California and I’ve waited 20 min just to check out. wtf is going on. Hotdog line is long af too.
>>62557129the media radicalized and fed misinformation to another tard classico
>>62557147they let any cunt become a member now, to the point where it's swamped by jeets and their massive biomass families
These AMD calls are fucking expensive, but this shit's going to rocket ship emojee like 20-30% so whatever I guess they're actually pretty cheap boss.
>>62557131I'm at 4/11 actually. 36% is not bad. Just need to hit like 50.6% and I'll be cooking with gas (or maybe oil).
>>62557077Yeah it's called a Depression relax Bono.
>>62557129Based, brother. I'm a moral investor and I will never buy that dystopian shit
>>62557147Sorry, I think a dalit just tried speaking to me. Could you repeat that?
>>62557154exactlygood things cost moneythis is why I dont buy pennystocks
My sex life is being destroyed by the economy
I wonder what they will use next year to pump and dump the market, maybe it's time to extend the war in Ukraine to other parts of Europe
>>62557148>counter terrorism investigations and operationsThats mass surveillance, retard. And i do genuinely mean that. Youre retarded, as in the same level of retardation that someone who has special needs has. Youre clinically mentally handicapped. Stupid, if you will. Fascinated by bright colors and loud noises.
WTF is wrong with prediction marketsthere is no way this happens
>>62557120We got our top guys on it.
Everything's pumping until Thursday due to AMD and SNDK earnings, right? Thursday close a good time to sell? Feels like orange man will fuck it up again.
>tfw your port is too green
QUICK give me a ticker to all in on
>>62557174pltr
>>62557174DIS
>>62557174VOOIts currently beating my port and its making me upset
>>62557174>CELH
>>62556927Love how my TTE and Equinor barely gave a shit a shit today about the obvious manipulation and lies.
>>62557174Do an ALL-IN on AMD boss.
Oil?>>62557106link his twitter handle pls
Who here bought R*ddit on friday?You didnt miss the call right Anon?
>>62557174crwv and rklb if long timeframeif short amd and mu
>anon missed out on another generational bottomYou could have bought VOO, VT, VTI, QQQ, SPY, UPRO or anything but you thought you were a real smarty pants and held devaluing cash. Again.
>>62557174RIOTEarnings on Wednesday. Do the needful ma'am
>>62557188my smigger it keeps bottomingyou need to understand the sell the top part of the equationtrump turned the markets into a bpd whore going crazy, its either insane up or insane down
>>62557183https://x.com/hirox246
>>62556962You really don’t want “how to” guides for retail bovinids.You want to understand mechanisms.For instance, I was always curious as to why people were manipulating the labor rate back in the day, until I found out a lot of synthetic derive traded off market were based on Libor squared, and then it made sense.You don’t need to know the math perfectly but you need to know what links to what in this age of total SEC slumber.
>>62557198Libor rate*
>>62557174VOO. The next leg up is starting.
>>62557188actually I am holding devaluing oil calls
I want to Long NTR, but these spreads are insane. Wtf.
>>62557192You need to understand you're to stupid to sell the top and if you aren't you aren't posting here.
>>62557188I bought KMB, DIS, NEE and AAPL. Im still heavy cash tho because this market definitely has turbo aids still.You are being really confident for a fucking +1% SOXL day. Lmaoooo
I only buy high and sell low.
>>62557208>SOXL
i'm a retarded NEET that just started stocks but is everyone buying hospital stocks and planning to sell once boomers/gen X croak? because a lot of young people aren't bothering to go to the hospital because of how expensive it is (this can act as generational trauma too) so it might drop in the future. Also what day trading sim do you guys use?
>>62557207if my port is up like 3-4 times more than the VOO I just sellits not complicatedthere is a simple thing called mean reversion
>>62557179my man we are gonna get rich after Q3 report
>>62557208>SOXLLet's relax I buy physical Liquid VT.
>>62557214Please don't day trade. 19 out of 20 people lose their shirts.
Costco people man.FYI, I still haven’t gotten my hot dog.Something is going on…
>>62557215Aren't you ruining your average doing that?
>>62557214>trading simonly losing real money teaches a lesson
>>62557208>I bought [...] , DIS, NEElmao nigga this ain't wordle
>>62557198It works until it doesn't. Warsh already said he is rewriting the rules to how the game is played and he isn't going to tell the goyim
Hedging my bets with spy puts for tomorrow and palantir calls tonight What do you guys think
>>62557220(You)Nobody gives a shit
>>62557221cost average?who cares about thatits either being long or not owning or being shortthe number doesn't matter
>>62557220i was homesick for the usa for a second... this image cured me
>>62557220kek
>>62557188I bought IVV, INTC, and GOOG. I am set up for an easy 50% in the following 6 months.
>>62557188If we're at the missed out phase already why did you buy? We got a looooooooong way to get back to where we were a couple months ago. If not then you're a baggie
>>62557229Sounds like a lot of trouble for not much of a difference on paper. If it works for you it works. I just do what works for me.
>>62557234I own. I'm gonna die with these positions in hand.
>>62557233We are getting too cocky
>GUYS GUYS! CXMT SAID THEY'RE BUILDING A PLANT!! MEMORY IS DEAD!! NOBODY'S BUYING IT AGAIN>WAIT! LET'S ALL GO TO SNDK! THEY'RE SAFE!!
bagx is climbing the diving tower
>Spy dropping in rhe last minutesOh they definitely fucking know what's coming tomorrow
Last chance to buy PLTR before it megapumps.
>>62557137They are literally telling you to invest into OIL. They aren’t gambling on tech.
>Once I reached my price point I put a trailing stop loss on 1% because I like fate to take the sell decision for me>It actually just pumps all day not dropping a single %The greed in me says to hold it over the night, but hell no. I know this is a Jewish trap so they can dump on me after-hours. I'll take my 13% and be happy.
is this the big one?
>>62557246Oh shit time to full-port into SNDQ again before the random mass short closure.
Is SOXL going to bottom out again with Earnings this week? Or is the ride down over?
Damn, even my uranium miners and shitstocks pumped at least 3% today. Everything besides semis.
>>62557220>still haven’t gotten my hot dog.The west has fallen. Billions must goy
Can't stand the arrogance of some people on this thread. You will pay the price. All this constant pumping is blatant manipulation.
>>62557246Oh I'm sure we're BOOBLIN.
I've been trying to convince my sister to sell all her O Realty stocks and buy SCHD instead. Sure you get a Monthly dividend with Realty, But she could get DOUBLE the rewards with SCHD, given how its still half the price of what the Realty stock right. She just has to wait every quarterly to EARN them. she wants her money faster to spend on useless crap instead of getting rewared for having a little more patience. Don't get me started with VOOWoman moment.>>62557240
>mu is barely up because rich people copy Michael Burry because they're all clueless idiots and stick together
>>62557258you lost KWABLMAOing @ you
>don't short dram at open>they smoke the price in less than 5 minutes>short dram at open>limit out
>>62557258THE BUBBLE IS SAFE AND STEADY BOBO BEAR!
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62557248I could only afford one 129 August 7th call. Odds of making it?
PLTR TODAYSPACEX TOMORROW
Please Donald Trump if you can hear mePlease bomb Iran. Please save my puts
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERHow did it nigger today?
>>62557267>+4.27%it's gonna dump tomorrow isn't it?
>>62557267+3.7%
>>62557267good start to august i guessToday: +2.60%This Year: +25.63%From Peak: -4.92%12 Months: +22.48%
pltr sissies its happening
>>62557267+2.79%Daring to be cautiously optimistic again after the shitshow for my port that was the month of July
>>62557246I was just taking a little profit. chill anon.
>>62557267+1.12%, I am only messing around with indexes though, my main money is in a mutual.
>>62557082>>62557088I bought PLTR when it was $12
>>62557246It's just market makers pushing SPX below 7600 before options expiration today.
>Global depression incoming>https://x.com/DAKKADAKKA1/status/2084118872408428612Japan is going to royally FUCK everyone up if they decide to sell half of their US treasuries to save their country kek
>>62557267>+1.03%Pretty good.
>>62557267Got some money but spent some tokens today
>>62557281How's that working out (unironically)
>>62557267Today +0.86%, This month +0.86%WAGMI
>>62557283DO IT FAGGOT
>>62557267+8.7%, largely due to Oracle's performance -- and thank God, I've been slurping it for weeks and feeling clever, and the shit kept going down. My break even point is $145 a share, so I'm hoping for a decent week to put me above that even with the predictable profit taking.
What a shitty day only up 15%.
Remember to always inverse Bobo Optimism. And buy into a SOXL crash.Remember Bobo has never actually cashed out PUTS on.
>>62557175I didn't go all in but pltr is pumping my nigga
>>62557288Really good. I also had calls that did good. I was on the boat early when everyone was crying about it being evil.
>>62557267+1%. I just DCA into fund and thats it. Im too retarded to trade
>SPCE +10%kek setting up another pump & dump on earnings day lol
WE STILL HAVE A WHOLE WEEK AHEAD OF NEON GREEN MY SEMI, AI, MAG-7, CLOUD & HYPERSCALER SMIGGERS.
>>62557267+5.29%I can see the ATH coming back soon
>>62557283>make rage bait videos about scammers, illegals, cops, etc.. >post on YouTube>reap ad revenue Really makes you think
>>62557267-0.69% 1D-1.47% 1W+18.95% 1MNN Smiggers
Pltr chads congrats!!!
What's the thesis on palantir? Why you all saying is gonna pump?
>>62557297sell. they tend to bleed out after great earnings
>PLTR +8%>EPS of $0.41 beating expectations of $0.33 >Revenue of $1.94B beating expectations of $1.81B
>>62557310defo selling tomorrow
>>62557314no. NOW
>>62557297
>>62557308>Smashed estimatesPeople accidentally bought instead of selling, but they'll correct eventually. Just leave a buy limit at -20%.
on semi beats. bellwether for legacy chips and the non-ai names, bodes well for soxx.
>>62557321>>62557317I sold lol
*PALANTIR SEES FY REV. $8.15B TO $8.16B, SAW $7.65B TO $7.66B$PLTR P𝐚l𝐚ntir: AI Dem𝐚nd Fuels 𝟗𝟑% Revenue Growth 𝐚s Full-Ye𝐚r Outlook So𝐚rs Results• EPS: $0.41 (Est. $0.35) • Revenue: $1.935B (Est. $1.81B) • U.S. commercial revenue: $764M (+149% YoY); U.S. government revenue: $809M (+90% YoY).• GAAP operating margin: 47%; Adjusted operating margin: 62%.• Adjusted free cash flow: $1.220B (63% margin).• Closed 220 deals worth at least $1M, including 73 deals of at least $10M. Guid𝐚nce• Q3 2026 revenue: $2.160B–$2.164B (Midpoint: $2.162B vs. Est. $2.00B) • FY2026 revenue: $8.150B–$8.158B (Midpoint: $8.154B vs. Est. $7.72B) • FY2026 U.S. commercial revenue: >$3.424B (+134% YoY).• FY2026 adjusted free cash flow: $4.5B–$4.7B. Key T𝐚ke𝐚w𝐚ys• Revenue surged 93% YoY, while U.S. commercial revenue accelerated 149% YoY.• Closed record U.S. commercial TCV of $2.132B (+153% YoY), with total TCV reaching $3.373B (+49% YoY).• U.S. commercial remaining deal value climbed 124% YoY to $6.238B.• Rule of 40 reached 155%, reflecting exceptional growth and profitability. M𝐚n𝐚gement Comment𝐚ryCEO Alex Karp said demand for sovereign AI has been "unleashed," highlighting 149% U.S. commercial revenue growth and stating Palantir is uniquely positioned to convert AI capabilities into measurable economic value for customers.
quote me on this palantir is a $400 stock
>>62557267-.035%
>>62557327Well that was an easy $300. Congrats.
>>62557327Good call, the mass-dump candle is forming. Here's your sexy animeirl girl for playing smart.
>>62557328>AI Demanderrm is that a typo
>CRWV up 20%?lol
>>62557321
>>62557336Bullish as fuck.
>>62557333For jewish monitoring and facial recognition ai is unironically the future
>>62557329It needs a big war to prove itself. It's doing great work for Ukraine but the war is low budget compared to a typical American one and they're mostly testing stuff.
>>62557336oof this is brutal
Where you at sneed pltr guy who told me to buy Good call
has the Fed ever not gigapumped the market?
>>62557333They do a lot of monitoring people, face recognition etc
Just in case anyone was wondering if the pump was fake and gay... Spcx is mooning right now
>>62557336BTC $200k end of year
>>62557333>he doesn't have Palantir Agentic AI to actively monitor markets to make trades on.noob.
so have hedgefunds finally stopped sinking every stock down 10% right at 4pm before the earnings call?
>sandisk on wednesdayim no longer making money off sneedisk, i sold and so should you, thanks for the +50%
>>62557283Do it. At least I can buy stocks with confidence instead of being terrified the bottom hasn't been reached
Why the fuck has no one baked yet?
>>62557350“Hedge funds” keep crying baby fag
>>62557267up 0.83%, consequence of my low volatility port
>>62557355We're still on page 1 nigga calm down
>>62557347>SPCX finally taking its rightful placeReal
>>62557348more like $200
>>62557351Y-you finally sold SNXX poster? Why? Reducing losses? I get it, but I am simply carrying bags too heavy. I know I should let go since there is no hope of ATHs when it seems all these stocks were pumped by 1 hedgefund + Koreans on leverage.
>>62556846Yes
>>62557357who else has the power to do that level of fuckery everytime like clockwork?in fact i see some degenerate short sellers actually tried to front run the expected dump off only to get btfo getting caught in the 4pm updraft
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
It's never been this over.
>>62557357>t. Hedgefund employeeOhh so then who dumped semis and memory most of July? What are you butthurt that tinfoil hat wearers were once again proven right? Can't bear the burden of knowledge that the stock marke tis just a ponzi scheme? Kek
>oil losing to brown gold>>62557335Cathie bought some
anyone else's fidelity atp being buggy today?says my portfolio is down 100%
>>62557377Anon... i....
>>62557378Well it says they're up 18% since purchase, but today down 100%, so idk. just buggy
>>62557267-3.94%
>>62557364get out, earnings always dump super giga hard, i will be getting back in to snipe the bottom
>>62557379
PLTR Bros.... we won....
>>62557335Are we just gonna ignore the no-news NBIS pump?
>>62557379I'm so sorry
>>62557267+4 poocentjust follow the teachings of chuddah
>>62557383It's weird because it says "-100%" but it's in green
>>62557385zoom out nigga
>>62557392Every now and then thinkorswim's mobile app will shit itself and say my account value is $0.00 with no positions and briefly cause me to panic
NIGGERS
Fuck you MU fudders, I'm riding this shit to 1500
>>62557394I bought at 125 nigga I'm not some baggie
What the shit is this? Why isn't AMD mooning and shit boss?
We are so fucking back
>>62557371>le black science manNeil is full of shit. He barely knows about physics, and should stfu about anything else.
>>62557406Tomorrow
CALIFORNIA GIRLSWE'RE UNDENIABLEDAISY DUKESBIKINIS ON TOP
>>62557267>+2.98%Is the nigger market over? I have a bit to go to be back in the green on memory
>>62557406Hoping it dumps and you're finally pushed to killing yourself ngl
>>62557411Awe fuck, you mean I bought my shit too early again? I'm so fucking bad at this, whatever, if I can get a cool 500% off the trade that'd be okay for the extra time involved I guess boss.
>>62557416Yeah you're cool, not.
Bakey bakey
LFG
>>62557347>right as they release headlines about spacex lockups fucking brutal
>>62557420post anonymously you attention whore
>>62557426SpaceX more like gaysex
>>62557429This
>>62557426Has it been Seven Weeks already?!?
Pltr beat and raised, if amd beats and raises we definitely reach ath.
>>62557426Well an anon confidently told me earlier today it's going to rally once the lockup periods expire, so I'm sure everything will be fine for space baggies
PLTR gamblers we eating good
>>62557438THIS
thats okay I'll catch the next 10x stock :)
>>62557451>>62557438samefag
>>62557267+5.47%SMIGGYWIGGYWOO!
it's looking good for kospi
>>62557403you will be if you dont sell within the next 20 mins
>>62557412CUE THE WHITE GIRL MUSIC PLTR BROS
>>62557267The fractions I make are not even worth mentioning, I've been crabbing since gamedev pumped me up 10% during the deleveraging last week.
>>62557470This one for them hood girlsThem good girls, straight masterpieces
>>62557479KEK
Great day for me, made a thousand bucks, hope everyone else did well
Back in Calgary after 10 days in Montana and Idaho, jesus fuck it's so white there and I became racist, it's nice there. How do I turn $1m in $4m? I'm mostly tqqq and derivates
Did Alex Karp say the n word on the call? What’s happening surveillance sisters?
>>62557509full port soxl and wait 3 months
>>62557515My SOXL average is $19 though
>>62556940>My RDDT Oct'16 130 calls have appreciated another 20% and I am now up 54.5% on this position.whats your bull case for Reddit?
>>62557517then I can teach you no more you've surpassed the master
>>62557512His AI said to suicide the squad because Alex Karp his friends and the AI are all the biggest enemies of their own goals. Stuck in a loop.
Never thought I'd see the last /smg/ that easily.
>>62557524Why don't you bake?
>>62557415I'm up 4.5%, if this continues I'll be back in the green for the year in 3 days. Please carry on, whatever we're doing
>>62557525Because last time I did the janny deleted it, even though everything was right
>>62557529You can do it again and have it stay up.I believe in you.
NEW NEWNEW>>62557540>>62557540>>62557540
>>62557529>Because last time I did the janny deleted it, even though everything was rightAnd what? are you traumatized by it? faggot
>>62557543You made >>62557529 anon miss his chance to get over his bakers' trauma. Shamefur
>>62557560Its a bake or be baked kinda world lil smigger.
>>62557523>suicide the squad
>>62557260instead of getting your sister to sell what if you're just sold your sister instead?
>>62558716Belethor PLEASE
