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>opticslop
>>62559427>>62559449>Remember Newton!
>futures
>He isn't slurping the Lil' Smigger dipNGMI!
>>62559461Those aren't termites
These are the new Labubus, they are worth their weight in gold. I'm going to be a smiggillionaire.
I sodlded half my holdings yesterday
>>62559468>>62559494They are ugly.>Posts about hoarding an ugly useless ai slop fake collectible that holds no value.What is this the top signal for?Our civilization?
>>62559427The fat rocket jew will liquidate me today at 123$ :(Wish me luck kids!
>>62559510People thought was ugly at first now look at them!These are the next big thing I tell ya, if you're too blind to see it then that's on you pal.
>>62559511
>>62559427>PLTR rallies to prices not seen since 4 months agowow guys, im really convinced this is it for real this time and wont immediately trade down in two weeks
>>62559536You are trying really hard to force this meme huh
>>62559553its a demoralization and psy op mission. derail threads, waste bumps, justify AI, desensitize us to trash, and over-write memes that had nothing wrong with them. same with lard poster on bant, same with epstein poster here.
>>62559553Yes. >>62559555This.
I am 80% cash I want to die
>>62559586Let us know when you finally enter so we can adjust accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62559586There are so many growth companies at massive discounts to their recent highs, such as:NBISIRENASTSRKLBGRRRMETAGOOGLMSFTONDSUSARPENGBESNDKMURDDTWDCAAOIPOETMRVLYou missed the picto bottom but are just in time for the rest of the gains.
>>62559615Thanks I just bought all these
>>62559468These are gay, and you are gay for forcing this shit faggot.
sorry but I'm not buying your bag and there's nothing you can do about it
>>62559643He is like the goblin silver AI thots posting faggot who came here from pmg. He admitted to creating a memecoin and was trying to make 'goblin silver' trend amongst nerdy gullible 4chan hack3r anons so he could get rich off of it.Goblins and silver. Fucking tourist retard.
>>62559673I just think smiggers are cute and fun :3
>>62559717>I just think smiggers are cute and funthey are quite trans coded so i can see why you think that
>>62559669that's fine you can buy it next year for 10% more.
SpaceX is getting ready for the retail trap on bagies on August 6.
>>62559717>Green drawingCute, funny, sovlful>'Realistic' AI slop forced memeUgly, fake, trashyCan we stop discussing your tranny hobbies?I'd like to keep this thread on topic to be used after the other thread.
>>62559586buy ONE (1) share each and see how you feel end of day
>>62559731time to buy more SSPC you say
my tech shorts are getting squeezed holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>62559539<3
BOBOBROS????? WTF IS HAPPENING???I THOUGH ORANGE NIGGER WAS ON OUR SIDE.
I figure the administration can just keep lying until september. there is no FOMC in August so probably can hold the bull rally until then. I dunno everything is really Hebrew right now
>>62560028QQQ Just double toppedI'm all in balls to the walls 0DTE short to 690.
>he thought we were in a bear marketNEW ALL TIME HIGH BAYBAY
longing oil, shorting ass and piss, its thats easy
Wtf I love smiggers
>>62560054>Blaming the Jews for things being goodYou anti-semites have really lost your edge lately.
>>62560051There must be something in the water
>spicx reporting after market closeI gotta see this shit
>>62560062They mirror off of each other thanks to algos, you could've gone all in on one of them and had the same result I think.
who needs the quik e mart?
>AMD predictions?
Do I trust that there will be some sort of ceasefire tomorrow or do I secure my gains? I’m making so much money so I’m a bit spooked but don’t want to miss out on a potential peace rally either!
pltr/surveillance sisters we eatin good
just another pump all day session teehee
>>62560064>I'm not making moneylook dude I'm just saying things are really pozzed right now? gay? would you prefer that I say gay Mr noseberg? or niggerish? would you prefer that? anything other than naming them
>>62559643It's the GRRR jeet.
>>62560053and to add what I'm sayingTypical years are like this. End 3rd quarter at or near ATHs. And then enter the last quarter of the year, and finish down, negative, on the year.Years like that are a diamond dozen. It happens at least once every four years, sometimes twice.
Why is there 2 of these threads retards
>>625600706x earningsMassive dump
Sold the rest of my RIOT to lock in profits as I'll be busy dealing in the real world tomorrow when they report
blow off top ;)
bulls win
>>62560080>ESL jeetleave saar
Buy and never sell
>>62560080it's pumping too hard, we probably need a third if this continues.
>>62560070It got a bit heated in the RSI department during Euro hours and is now mostly crabbing. Hope they don't dump it on a good report.
How is it that the markets always treat whatever bullshit the US government spews as absolute truth regardless of how much they lie? It's absurd.
Jesus I was not expecting my $160 pltr calls to get this close to being ITM.
>>62560082basically they'll go back to monday price
>>62560094(((who))) do you think controls government saar?
An Indian ship was just sunk 13 miles off the coast of Al Hudaydah
I should have leveraged up at the bottom. I almost did.I am not going to FOMO into leverage. Maybe next dump I'll do it.
>>62560095I had a single 129 call contract I bought yesterday and sold at open, but closed it out on open and bought spy. Probably would have made the same amount as u have
>>62560028>>62560056heemed status?
Just gamma squeeze SPX to 8000 and be done with it
>>62560099oh no anyways
>>62559496Brutal
>>62560094>>62560098just buy when trump tacos and then sell the retard pump. everyone knows its fake and gayif you are buying now you are late and probably going to baghold until the next fake and gay pump so just DCA the lows in unleveraged shares.volatility is nice for swing traded so desu hope clownish retard waves of pump and dumping on Jewish tricks lasts the rest of the year
>>62560105I didn't hear no cow bell just yet mumu smigshallah
I only need MSFT to go up $21 to break even. Might buy a DAMD lottery ticket in the meantime.>>62560073RIP to the guy everyone told to sell when it was only +7% last night.
NEW ATH ALERTNEW ATH ALERTNEW ATH ALERTNEW ATH ALERTNEW ATH ALERT
>>62560059How in the actual fuck was society ok with gays existing for like a 10 year stretch? This fudge packer shit is vile.
why was that nigger fed saying soxl was going to 40 and now it's pumping like fucking crazy?
SOXL.L BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62559615>You missed the picto bottomthen i dont want it
>>62560032 maybe it was me. I bought in April and refuse to let go of minors even despite being -25% on them.
>>62560106>bikini>at homeYa blew it, those should be panties
>>62560094>Listen to retarded thirdies and schizos>Lose moneyHow many times does this need to happen to you before you learn?
>>62560111nothing wrong with locking in a quick 7% gain. the last few times the price dumped after great earnings so it was the right call.
Wtf is going on here? Why is this shit just stuck at yesterday's price? Can't find the current price anywhere, can't buy or sell.
what's greg's take on this rally
>>62560099is the ocean ok touching those filthy jeets?
>>62560018(Reposting since previous thread ended)They are not burning money in it as hard as the american hyperscalers, but yeah they have both internal efforts to add AI tools/functions to their huge portfolio of software and do venture capital investment on chinese AI startups. But that AI side for me is more of a bonus that anything. The regular bysiness is already appealing enough.Their revenue at the moment is like 30% gaming/media, 30% social media/adds, 30% fintech products/services and 10% other stuff.And the china/rest of the world revenue split is around 60/40 with the non-chinese part growing twice as fast as the China part, so it will become more of a global conglomerate than a chinese company very soon.Oil prices will likely impact them to some extent as it might hurt the wider chinese economy and discretionary spending, but the current drawdown seems oversold as fuck like when people started dumping MSFT because of windows 11 not performing well.Imo it is the best chinese company to invest on (and the only one I have money on at the moment) at the moment
>>62560130silver yessmiggers no
>>62560127thanks for playing
Typical. I buy something that goes up and they still find a way to jew me out of my money. Fuck these UBS fags. Never buying any of their niggerlicious products again.
>ELF and Bubble Launch Limited-Edition Hybrid Holy Grails in Skincare-Makeup CollaborationTHE HOLY GRAIL OF DISCOUNT WOMEN'S MAKEUP STOCKS
>CNBC>@CNBC>Why Ford believes its 10.2% July U.S. sales decline was still a 'good' month-10,2% is good, and here's why
>>62560139Why didn't you just buy PLTR?This one is on you tbqh smigga.
>>62560115Not a fucking HOPE of this.
>>62560039Is there any good ESG investment?
>he thinks he has above average intelligence>he bets against rigged markets
my puts are calling me and begging for a deal
>The 401(k) is one of the great financial inventions of the 20th century, says @allisonschrager, even if its inventor is having second thoughts (via @opinion)>The ponzischeme is the best finance invention
KOSPI 12000
I can't believe I just bought oil's bottom, thank you for your attention
>oil (commodity) going down>oil (integrated majors) already recovered and going upwhat does this mean
>>62560114What do you think?
>>62560094Because if they stop trusting the government's bullshit, the market would have to deal with the fact that there's no one at the wheel of the world superpower, no long term plan, no vision, nothing.
>>62560152same brother. I doubled down. you know how these retards play this game though. tomorrow itll be total FUD pocalypse and we will forget what the 3% rally was about
Thirdies still want to marry, but western men avoid it like the plague. What the difference in this phenomenon?
>>62560114>How in the actual fuck was society ok with gays existing for like a 10 year stretch? This fudge packer shit is vile.they still majorly are. we have hit exhaustion as most fence sitters are falling to the sane side. I remember the day this psyop started when I was in elementary school and they started talking about gay marriage the year up to the scotus ruling. it was a disaster. now you don't even see normal parents, just fags pushing baby strollers.corporations deserve guillotines.
>>62560162How do we profit off this information?
>>62560144>pumps 40% in 2 hours because they said something about AI
>>62560109Hilarious the Zucc's image had been more or less rehabilitating for a decade only for him to nuke his public image again with the Metaverse fiasco kek.Out of all the CEOs he's the one I'd be the most curious about meeting and having a non PR-persona talk with. He has to be so fucking autistic.
>>62560164my roomie is a faggot and its as bad as you think
holy fuck imagine being a bear i'd kmsto tha moon
Went from 2500 to 6000 on spy 0dtes and sold. Even if it goes up I promised myself I would stop there. Did I do good
why didnt any of you tell me to buy NBIS in hindsight I should have known but I forgot and nobody reminded me
>>62560166Buy semi because lonely men love vidya.
My boy Oliver says this looks like a short squeeze combined with fomo. Massive call buying on SPY and QQQ today
>>62560144well obviously they're going to spin the news, the last thing they want is a dramatic stock crash followed by a hostile takeover.
>>62560162How are foids this unaware? If you go up to somebody and they're in a shit mood you'll be starring in a viral video for the world to see.
>>62560114Gays have never been more powerful than now unless you go back to when Hadrian was roman emperor. Most of the younger tech CEOs pushing to dominate every aspect of your life are rampant faggots.
>>62560164>I was in elementary school in 2015yup, checks out retard
>>62560162>you fall for this shitbreh they immediately get 5000 messages when they post shit like this and then they farm redditors for easy money. cucks are fucking retarded
>>62560142I would the motherThey would probably look the same age too kek
they wont stop buying holy fuck no price is too high
>>62560182err a year up to, they started talking about it a decade earlier then. it was around 2009 when they started telling kids to troon out was my point. they are all criminals.
It's going up because the market realized Trump is just as lame and duck as Joe Biden. The Retards are in control now!
god bless stock market computers
you had TWO MONTHS TO BUY THE DIPTWO MONTHS
I feel bad for spcx owners
There are anons in this very thread who never seen the og Fast and Furious or Matrix, never heard of Kyuss or Fat Boy Slim, never played the og Half Life or Starcraft. Grim.
>>62560197im up 6%
>>62560158It means the crack is spreading.
Just 400 points in a straight line
>>62560177It's so funny that GME buckbroke so many retards that you can now run a "financial" channel and just say shit like>On God this short ladder squeeze sqwoze on SPY finna shaping up to be some FOMO buying with a hint of low key profit taking fr fr hey chat, are we in or are we in you feel me?
>>62560173Guys tell me I did good before I buy back in I'm trying to not be a complete degenerate gambler
>>62560162For thirdies, marriage is still a status/religion thing. In the first world it has lost all value or even become percieved a negative thing due to muh patriarchy institution propaganda among women and fear of divorcerape among men. Hell most couples my age in my country don't marry even after having kids even though the state considers them legally married at that point. It is seen that negatively.
>>62560203Someone is going to do their doctoral dissertation on GME psychosis and cult dynamics.
>>62560199half life and half life 2 were both overrated slop with a mediocre story tie-inand i'm so glad /v/ finally agrees on that point.
>>62560173You're good anon, stop there and await the next opportunity
>>62560206the foid heeming is soon. all of these stuck-up women are going to age into their 30s like milk then demand age of consent be raised to 25 because the men their age are pedos (they hated them their entire lives and now that they have a degree of agency they want it stripped from them)
>>62560205You did good son. I am proud of you.
>>62560205You should have bought the 100 SPY calls for 25 cents each and should still be in the rocket ship waiting for your $2 exit. You could have had 20 grand but settle for 6k, you're a failure boss.
>he didn't buy up MSFT when it was cheaplol
>>62560205You can rest now kitten.
>>62560209Half Life was solid what the fuck are you on about.
>>62560215those jeet memes made me so much cash lolI love racism
>>62560211>>62560213Ty>>62560214You still come here? Jesus
>>62560205You could have made life changing money todayYou missed your only opportunityTo escape the prison of middle class life.
>>62560222checked
>>62560209Hl1 was good for the era and Hl2 is a solid game all around. Not "muh greatest game ever" level but pretty good.Really the reason the internet has always been so autistic about that franchise is because of the whole thing about Half Life 3. If the third part had come out and finished the story, the franchise would be seen kinda like how we see Bioshock nowadays. Great but not so great as too keep it relevant in this day and age.
>>62560218nah, so many better FPS games in that era. even valve knows this that's why they never finished HL2 and there will never ever be a HL3.
>>62560214I told you to stop spying on me.
Okay, it can stop going up now. My condor is almost worthless
lmao let's pump even more
>>62560206I would say marriage in the third world is kept relevant by the patriarchy. Women are right in that sense.
>>62560114This gay is gay, in case you didn't notice. Imagine being okay with having someone taking dicks in the ass at that job.
>>62560232you gotta buy 0dtes if you really believe in america
>>62560200Gonna sell before earnings?
>>62560230It's not me you need to worry about boss.
hey whatever happened to SOUNDfags? It was shilled here hard last year
>reeeeee capex is too high it's a bubbleAlmost like people forgot what a FUCKING GROWTH COMPANY IS
>>62560158It means the jooish tricks are not working that well anymore
>>62560241ItZ dA JoOoS!!!!Low IQ retard take boss.
>>62560239>Spending gazillions just to earn billionsWow, looks like the state is a growth company!
>>62560234>This gay is gayYou don't say
>>62560241No, it actually means that the price of oil is still being naked shorted by the government.
>>62560119SOXL DOESN'T STOPTHIS IS ITTHIS IS THE BIG ONE
Reverse short ladder attack. Manipulation like this never lasts.
>needing to inhale a hot woman's entire ass
>>62560243spending gazillions to finance two Jewish startups that make zero boss
>>62560236Mmmm maybe, maybe...
Imagine having the incelligence of moving out of the market because of the Silicon Valley Bank crash in March 2023You only missed out on the SP500 going up 94 % since then
>>62560233Nowadays in much of the 3rd world (okay maybe not the 3rd but the "2nd world") the woman is the one that benefits the most by far since education inflation, growing wealth and the destruction of the value of manual labor due to automation and globalism have put the bar of what's considered "marriage material" for men incredibly high, while women just have to be mothers (and sometimes not even that since the wealthier thirdies all send their kids to daycares and extracurriculars the whole fucking day).You wouldn't believe how many techy indians that move to the USA and become multimillionaires end up marrying some ultra mid regular indian woman that still treats them like dirt because all her friends are married to other similar techy jeets.
I've doubled down and gone leveraged long on Lil' Smiggers and Smigger accessories.
NIGGERS !!!
>>62560255The more banks crash the better, they'll just invent more anti-crash mechanisms.
>>62560223Literally how nigga
>>62560262If you go into enough leverage, even a 1% swing can be lifechanging kek
>>62560259SMIGGERS !!!
>>62560262Smigma balls lmao
>he didn’t believe in the fake and straight markets
>>62560243hey growth is growth and most women can't take more than 4 inches anyway
>>62560269>Real and Straight
and now imagine the straight fully opens.
what the fuck is this retarded pump? everything was over like 4 days ago, fucking gay retardation scam market
>>62560270>4 inchesWhoah there mister, where are you going with that weapon of mass destruction?
I am now merely a 10% baggie for NebiusGod willing I will be in the green EOW
>>62560275that was just to axe leopold man
>>62560257male requirements:six figure salaysix feet tallsix inch cocksix pack abscookcleanemotional (but not really only when its convenient)gay but not reallydoesnt work too muchdoesnt cheatdoesnt work too little+++female requirements:female (optional)
>>62560268BASED
>>62560275pro tip for next timebuy the dip
>>62560279I'm now an NBIS 8.9% baggie
It just immediately snaps back up
>>62560228>Quake>Duke NukemThis was the landscape when Half Life dropped. System Shock II, Unreal Tournament came the year after. Again; what the fuck are you on about?
I’m just like Leopold except I never made any money
i missed it again because evil people here wrote well written posts about how semis are dead and im stupid enough to believe them...
>>62560257>firsties don't marry at allEveryone in the partnership know that the marriage has like a 40% chance of surviving so there's no point.>secondies are still culturally larping third worldThey'll get divorceraped>thirdies live in darkest Africa where the woman will just be killedPretty much like this to me kek.
>>62560086I wood win between those racks!
SPX 7700 WE DID IT LADS
>even my Uranium shit is pumpingTYBB (Thank You Based Bussyent)
>>62560275Is there anything else to put money into? Crypto is dead, cash is being inflated away, american housing is about to crash because of boomers dying, gold is okay but the last pump cycle is still to recent, etcAt this point everyone is either dumping everything on the market and seeing what happens or flipping retarded shit like Pokemon cards (still a more sound investment than SpaceX).There's an insane amount of money in the system, especially at the top, and nowhere to put it.
>>62560259would legit buy those. reddit has funkopops, we get this
>>62560290You need to adopt fearless positivity like Donald Trump. Repeat after me. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
>>62560106Sex!
>>62560296i bet moving averages look sane and not gappable
>>62560275i knew when trump was chimping out again on friday that he was just preparing for another massive taco
>>62560293Also everyone will eventually trend to the relationship style of the first world, but they might not economically, which is the most brutal. This is the Thai situation atm.
I did some napkin math on GENMF and it came out in 1.8x - 2.6x multiple range if you buy today and sell at the construction decision announcement.Any junior hunters in here? Does that multiple range make any sense?
holy pump
>>62560307i think about expatting to find love but then i realize no matter how fucked (thailand has a really messed up gender ratio) a country is the women are all the same
>massive efforts in lowering the price of oil>constantly reminding everyone that they’re “out” of ammo
HOW DOES THIS DUDE NEVER MISS?!?!
I FUCKING LOVE MONEY
>>62560316never ask a bong why they only let in male muslims
>>62560315They're panicking up there.And if they're panicking, you, me, the peasant, should panic too.
>>62560300Smiggers are 4chan funkopops and I love them.I would also buy them, maybe I should contact a Vietnamese supplier during my SEA sexpat trip.:3
>>62560280THIS. For gods sake some of you are too slow, institutions are buying back in at record pace. Leopolds portfolio died for our sins.
>>62560282>six figure salayIt also depends on what job you do.Six figure as a lawyer/model/firefighter/tradie (but only the attractive ones not shit like HVAC)? Usually the bare minimum of 100-120k is enough.If you are an engineer or some other nerdy job? Yeah you better be making 300-400k minimum or else her vagina will be dryer than the Mojave desert and will leave you for the first random guy she meets in her mid 30s.
>>62560290Just ignore everyone and shit post ITT like me boss.
The best it can do is go down 3 points after pumping 100
A delicious brown (Italian) qt was talking to me at 7-11 yesterday. Too bad my wife had to walk in from pumping gas to ruin it.
I'm not a peasant. I'm a first class citizen.
>>62560266>>62560268No. I've been a degenerate gambler all my life. I just made 3500 in a single day, and finally was able to control myself for once. I won't let the fucking casino win like it has my whole life. I'll wait.
It's over
>>62560259I'm investing in these early to hold for the next couple of years
That smigger who told me to all in on SOXS will pay for his crimes
>>6256032450 cent discount from 5 minutes ago? THAT'S A STEAL BUY BUY BUY FIRE SALE FIRE SALE GET EM WHILE THEYRE HOT THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME
holy shit my snxx is VIOLENTLY pumpinghold me bros
>>62560212I can tell you didn't buy HGRAF. What kind of drugs makes someone think like this?
Is this a pullback or a full-on inverted V? Help anons, I'm retarded and my brain is too overactive and sees patterns everywhere!
>Generational bull run>Still 25 % down from my athThe past 3 months have been nerve wrecking.
>manufactured conflicts>managed outcomesthey know exactly how to massage marketsit's borderline magical
>>62560337incel sobriety is the hardest drug the body can ingest. most dont live long enough to tell the tale
>>62560339Same kek I was outpacing the market by 30% a couple months ago but now i'm only 5% over the market despite taking on quite a bit of risk.
>>62560340I can't imagine this guy panicing about anything
>get called delusional by anons shorting the bottom 2 weeks agohow does it taste faggots? enjoying my sweaty hairy balls all over your mouth?
How's the market up 1.5% today? What's even going up?
>>62560345He only panics about forgetting lube.
>>62560350The entire move is from W
>>62560339same lolI'm just praying I can scrap by another +10% this week
>>62560350AI FOMO
>>62560350The rug is being laid
>>62560336up +90% on my slurp, jesus christ
>>62560350Iraq has collapsed and trains are moving through the Strait of Malakka again!
>>62560356fudded themselves into selling all their AI then realized there is nothing else to own
PSA: Last week was the dip. Buy back in and keep holding.
And those deep out of the money calls are now in the money, just another two buckies and we'll be #Makin'Money #Makin'Songs #&Fightin'RoundTheWorld
holy clownish
>>62560336I can’t be the only one who calls SNXX, snacks?
>>62560360I bought>AAPL>WM>NEE>PEP>TM>UNH>DIS>KMBI'm green on all of them and you are buying local lows instead of retard pumps. All of them have gewd p/es and growth. You don't have to buy AI bags at fomo prices
sandisk earnings tomorrow, to all my fellow sandniggers i suggest selling just in case
>>62560351As if he ever forgets anything
>>62560373i think we will pump bigly after earnings
>getting ganked 1v2 in Western Plaguelands and turning it around while Papercut plays in background>going all in SOXL and FNGU against all common sense and seeing it rise as Hybrid Theory plays in backgroundzoomers will never understand
>>62560376So does everybody else.
DIE BEARS
>>62560373It's nowhere near the previous peak so I'm holding
>>62559427LITE BROS WE R BACK
i love latinas and i love money
SPX is at an ATH, are there any retards that are 100% cash right nowlol
>>62560358based bottom buyer. that's right where sndk would have gone below 1k too>>62560367i will now.
How are we up 1.5% and it's not even noon?
>Apple and Nvidia have roughly the same YTD after the recent earnings shit show
Oh look, its exactly what I told retard bears would happen, only to get like 5 replies screeching about how wrong and stupid I was.You fucking retard bears will never make a profit. You are so wrapped up in trying to always be right that THIS is the end of all things as we know them that you can't take a simple profit on a regular ass pullback. No, it ALWAYS has to be the TEOTWAKI.
>>62560390I'll tell you why, we're closing up over 2% today boss.
ES has been pinning, leading, tailing a singular trend line since late October '23Just recently it tailed a little, now it's pinned again.A fucking trend line from almost two fucking years ago.
>>62560390total euphoria. look at the SPY 2m chart. 45* angle to the moon
>go take a shower>come back>markets pumped even morewtf
>>62560394>>62560398What is this pattern called?
>>62560387>Gorilla baboon>Not gorilla niggerSafe edgy
what do 30y yield chuds have to say now?
is this a glitch? wtf happened here on nokia
>>62560393the market is pumping because it's the end
>>62560401Up and to the right
>>62560407>A 30y Yield flew over my house!
>>62560409Clearly the calm before the storm.
memsissies slowly popping out of they hidey holesKnow what that means6 more weeks of bull market
>>62560408Some nutjob just Luigi'd Mr. Nokia
>>62560413Or the Calm after the Storm.
>>62560378I was a Huntard that got carried all the way to Naxx at the age of 17. I had no idea what I was doing. I could barely afford flasks at the time as well. All I knew was my gear was so OP I could one shot 99% of cloth/leather wearers in BG’s. What a time to be alive. I also think Epstein was in my guild. I talked to him a few time in whispers. If someone could leak his WoW name or server I would know. I remember he never farmed, played a Warlock, raid logged, was extremely quiet and kept to himself. I was so broke and couldn’t repair and he traded me 1000g to repair during Nef. I asked how he had so much gold. He sent a smiley face and said, “because I’m a millionaire and nobody knows it.”
>>62559615>NBISYou will get a better return on capital buying the US 10Y treasury bond
>>62560393it's only pumping because another fake peace deal that will fail like the last 30 have
>ai is up>american software is down>chinese and european software are up>non tech is down>my gambling-tier pennystocks are very up>market up 1.5%This is so fucking retarded holy shit
>>62560393nooooo I will have to self liquidate my self
>>62560424bro shut up js let it happen.......
>>62560424>ai is up>american software is down>you only get bogged if you trade loke a clown>But a Smigger Frog Will survive Smigger frog will survive!
>>62560423So every fake peace deal makes us pump?Might as well buy then, fag. We're going to get a lot more fake peace deals.
>>62560386how big does m portfolio have to be to live off it in South America? Upper middle class or higher
>>62560424It was up 1.5 yesterday too. 3% in two days
Futes almost up 3% lmao LETS GO
>+$20k
How do you navigate talking about investments with people who have less than 1/10th your wealth?
>>62560094I don’t get how you can have this outlook and be nominally bearish.Markets will go up because of hyperinflation and no one wanting bonds regardless of whether a planet killer asteroid is discovered to be on a 6 month collision course with earth. Look at the Zimbabwe stock market or Roman Empire/Spanish Empire/Ottoman Empire CPI.
>>62560435Could you explain what hyperinflation is? Please and thank you?
>>62560433>+$63kFeels good man. Several of my positions are about to go green again.
>>62560435>Zimbabwe stock marketIsn't the Bazinga stock market one of the best performers the last 12 months or something?
Why aren't Exxon pumping?
>>62560434You can usually sniff them out as poors pretty quickly when they have retarded opinions about things.
>market is up>for the greatest world power that ever existed>during the greatest once in a lifetime buildout of the next generation of revolutionary technology>why is this happening to me
Oh no, lunch now, the even worse bots are in control
Is it actually possible this goes on til close if orange nigger keeps his mouth shut
>>62560424Microsaaaarft is up 2 poo cent today
crazy how im sitting here actually thinking i didnt buy ENOUGH SOXL
>>62560443Yeah, they will have entitled, moany, bitchy attitudes. No one that has made it out of poverty themselves has that.
>>62560434use it as a means of sussing out your own thesis by explaining it to someone elseyou might notice holes in your logic as you voice itwhether they listen or not isnt all that important unless you WANT to talk at them about how big youre winning
What is your most expert opinion about this market and our economy that you are willing to share?
>>62560433>>62560438Hope I can be like you guys one day. I've only got about 7k right now so even big swings don't do too much
>>62560418...and still havent learned not to double-space repliesAnon...
>>62560440Cuz oil prices are being manipulated down too much. it'd doin good for the amount of manipulation.
>>62560454In a word? It's going to the moon
>>62560457so it will pump when they run out of reserves?
>>62560454I will be ordering a set of computer parts tomorrow which means the top is officially in on the tech bubbleexpect prices to absolutely crater as soon as I have spent my money
>>62560454I'd consider emptying our your cash reserves.
>>62560451I'd say one of the biggest signs is they can't understand that there are many different ways to do well in investing. For them, its always the One True Way (that they consistently fail at because they're retarded).There's a number of smart anons I've talked to on here who I could tell were close to making it or have made it, because they have nuanced takes on investing and are willing to have open minds about things they have little to no experience with.
>"The U.S. Treasury agreed to issue immediate waivers for Iranian oil exports, petroleum products, and related banking/shipping services. Additionally, the framework outlines a planned economic reconstruction and development package involving regional partners worth at least $300 billion to support Iran's economy."Iran got reparations lmfao
oopsie doodles
>>62560444what you meant to say is generational debt binge(during/post rona nothing was invented and the same happened)
>>62560470Peace deal confirmed, bullish
>>62560470art of the deal, librel
Theres a rumor on the street that theyre literally setting up a generational crash this month so that warsh can save the day by lowering rates.I'd sell high soon.
Why is this gay nigger market going up again?Fuck this gay nigger marketFake and gay
>The Trump Administration is preparing to set a price floor and tariffs on imports of polysilicon and derivative products used in chips and solar panels - Sources.>a price FLOOR
Anons, I have PTSD. I can't do this!
>>62560464Yes
>>62560470This was part of the original MoU.
>>62560440>>62560457>>62560464
>>62560454I think the AI trade is still on, and financials seem to be proving that out, but I also think this market has opportunities for investing in several industrial sectors. Energy, for instance, because it has a direct tie to energy demands for AI infrastructure. Factories also have potential because we've been seeing manufacturing numbers ticking up (take those with a grain of salt considering this admin).
>>62560423But XOM is down, retail shit like amazon and walmart are down, >>62560444>during the greatest once in a lifetime buildout of the next generation of revolutionary technologyThe last generational buildup of a revolutionary technology ended up on a bubble pop moment where some huge players like nortel went bankrupt, others like ibm took a decade to recover, others like intel and cisco took two decades and others never recovered.Yeah I think people have a good reason to be at least a bit scared
>>62560470im okay with taking money for kikes and redirecting it to iran
>that was, indeed, the generational bottomim not going to make it sirs
>>62560487They manipulate the oil price so they can pump the market while saying there are negotiations(headlines about talks also help the market), when effectively there are none and the Strait of Hormuz is basically blocked. It's still not clear whether Trump gave an ultimatum for today or not. It's also possible that all this manipulation of the oil price is to keep prices from spiking too high if an attack happens.
>>62560487damn, what's Donny gonna do
>>62560488Feels like the end product and hardware side of the ai trade are still alive but the model development side is dead or dying.
>>62560478Im being serious about this one.Take some profits soon
>>62560470iran and oman are just talking about how control of the strait will work after the war, iran isn't opening up the strait. anyone saying the US is involved in the negotiations or is making concessions in aims of a comprehensive peace agreement is retarded
this could've been the end.
>>62560478The market is so retarded that whatever plan they have will likely result on more pumping.
>>62560502Perfect timing for a peace deal to jumpstart the market again
>>62560444SAR your chatbot is very expensive.
>It just immediately spikes up againI can't even
>jews keep dumping spy so they can slurpChrist almighty
>>62560492buy now worry later
>>62560321>institutions are buying back in at record paceDo we have any empirical data on this?
> BREAKING: President Trump has presented Iran with an ultimatum; reach a deal to fully open the Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday (today), or face ‘devastating strikes’ – Bloomberghey i seen this one before. it's a classic rerun.
Apple shares downgraded due to memory chip inflationhow you feel about THAT
>S&P 500 has hourly RSI of 85 - it didn't happen since 2020wtf this mean? we doomping?
>>62560489>using the past to predict the future Ngmi, why do you think we pull back bigly every few months? The shell shocked investors of dotcom and 08 are still here today leading the helm.
>>62560516You have no idea how this works do you?
>>62560498Yeah, I think because LLM technology has a diminishing return. Instead, all the tech around it (the tooling, MPC servers, harness, etc) is what improves. All of those things are traditional deterministic programming.
>Market sentiment so optimistic on SPMO calls that market price = seller set price.
>>62560518Hard to say. It need to cool off, but it could just crab downwards a bit.
are you tried of winning yet anons?
I think it's hard to trade these retard pumps. i much prefer crabbing or panicked dumping.
>>62560519Yeah totally nothing to do with the retard that's piloting the global superpower at the moment
>>62560520>we bomb themAmerica pumps because we beat the terrorists>we don't bomb themAmerica pumps them because fear of war lower and peace deal soon>we make a dealmarket dumps 20% to heem retail options that are bullish
>>62560316because he just lurks this site and makes a comic based on a belief all the 4chan npcs have in common.
>this deal depends on Israel not being Israel and instantly striking LebanonSo the future of the global economy is dependent on how peaceful the jews can be and you guys are bullish
>>62560530we love trump, he tells it like it is
No one ever needs to be broke anymore. Except bears.
>>62560489>The last generational buildup of a revolutionary technologyYou're right. People lost everything when the railroad bubble burst, there used to be hundreds of car manufacturers that got wiped out. Almost every generational technology buildout ends in a bubble or bubbles. This one will, too. No doubt.
>-12k sek today from spcx shortingdestroyed my profit for the day.
>still pumping during lunch W-what does this mean anons
>spcx may go back to 130 todaywew
>>62560516Fake
>>62560538Yup. Huge growth periods create tons of inneficiency that gets culled once the sector stabilizes because all the issues get masked by the exploding revenues.Not all companies will get fucked, but some of them will and it will cause a downturn for a bit at some point.
>>62560543spacex will have a red shirt guy moment when they open the floor for questions and it will dump
>>62560516Imagine reading 20 years ago that the President will be regularly publicly praising Allah, you'd think the Taliban won and occupied the states lol.
>>62560541It looks like you entered at the precise bottom, sister
>>62560554the Taliban was the US anon.. we literally created and financed and used them as a tool. America always wins anon because the game is rigged. This whole Iran "war" is probably rigged.
>nasdaq at 2.12This is unreal.
>>62560556>>62560541Why the fuck did I get a (you) from this? What the fuck is going on with 4channel? Did anybody just ride that multi-bagger I fucking handed to you like a bag of pearls boss?
>>62560556>t-the bottomit'll eventually be at 50-70, where it belongs.
>>62560541Hejsan
Nice, this is the melting up I was waiting for. Will go for all of August. Feast up on it, this is will be the last one for at least a decade.And yes, don't forget to look at Japan. Something blew up.
just woke up, slightly depressedanywayschecked my port and its up 5% today aloneI guess that keeps the depression a bit in the baythanks for reading my latest episode
>>62560560What? Are you having an autistic episode?
I'm happy about my investment portfolioI'm not chasing huge returnsIt slightly beats QQQ on the upside, and has 20% less drawdown of QQQ on the downside.It has about 15 positions. 7 of them are hedges, or hedge like. 25% of my portfolio is basically hedges. Very diversified hedges, gold(leveraged for capital efficiency), energy(leveraged), material equities, and four different managed futures.10.5% international value. I do think this is somewhat small but whatever. I would love to use leverage here but that would defeat the purpose.The remaining 65% is basically tech, and momentum.I was surprised how little drawdown I got at the bottom of the downturn last week. At the bottom last week, QQQ was down 10%. I was down 7% from ATH.
>>62560563Just don't fall into Jackson's Hole, its our next scheduled dumper boss.
The market had a near 30% drop years ago. Relax a bit and even if it has another 30% drop that is only means SPX is going down to 5400. Prices we haven't seen since 2025!!!!! Ohhh no! Please I fucking wish I could buy that dip.
>>62560568For some reason I'm getting (you)'s from a post I didn't make boss. Pic related.
>>62560575I pray for dips too, it makes the mumu ever stronger in the futurebobo is short term mindset
Inexplicable bull market incoming.This is all because I sold.
>>62560530>he thinks the president and politics matters for the economyLOL fucking dumb fuck, I bet you stay up to date on current events and have an opinion on it.
Nothing is stopping this marketBuy now or forever be the underclass
>>62560579Why are anime girls so cute and bangable?
>>62560543the lunch meme doesn’t exist anymore, algos run everything and if did matter, most large institutions have spaced out lunches ex 11am 12pm etc. Also lots of employees work and eat
Nu>>62560583>>62560583>>62560583Nu
>>62560579>Inexplicablegood stocks were butchered 30-40% or even more down cause FUD and meme macro scares everyone above 2 digit IQ bought the dips anyone above 3 digit IQ leveraged up the indicator was every leverage monkey getting liquidated
>>62560576It’s the glow glows baggler.They also edit posts.
>>62560593Good stocks such as?
YO what the fuck man
>>62560579
>>62560514As far as I’m aware Ken gigachad Griffin bought Leopolds entire book which is billions in stock assets at a discount. Something like .50 on the dollar.
>>62560579Why are your candle colors backwards?
>>62560749That's how most Asian exchanges do it. Red means up in China, Japan, and I think Taiwan. I think KRX uses red for up and blue for down.
