all earnings are bad earnings edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
Wen?
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>>62566483What's his problem?
>Futures and Currents
>>62566490he missed camp swim day
I saw pretty much every huge beat this season resulted in a sell off. So I shorted sneedisk before close and closed it for $100. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
My cope is market will slurp tomorrow since literally every company is posting record earnings.
>Presents
> Futures
FLNC...
The question of the year is:Where will SPCX bottom?
I lost all my money to sandiskI really thought I was in for a ride when I finally went away from the sidelines and went in deep and took my positionI knew it was expensive, but I couldn't wait out any longer, I lumpsummed when it was 2k per shareI will wait, my thesis will playout, but I'm just wondering where I went wrong all along
>Todays
So how red would sndk and wdc be if they'd actually missed? -30%? -50%? -100%?
>yesterdays and todays
ELF REVENUE UP BIGLYSTOCK DOWN SMALLYBUY BUY BUY
>>62566514I was thinking the same
>>625665091Y +3000% stock price / +300% revenue growth. That's really all it is. Forward looking and all, but this costco SD card company is overbought
>>62566509You're supposed to buy the dip lad.Not for $2000.
>SNDK giga beat earnings again>dumpingSasuga
BBCQ extraordinary general meeting on August 25th to say oui to merger with Pasqal. Listing roughly month from that.
>>62566509>>62566519but market's not rational so i could be 1000% wrong. that's why im staying the fuck away from MU and SNDK plenty of other trades
>another company reporting 200%+ earnings beat>Dumps for no reasonThe funniest thing is that everyone, even memory fudders like Apple, say that memory supply is fucked for the next 3 years but apparently that is priced in.
>>62566508It already dumped.
>>62566511same actually.institutions bought puts for 1300, so that's where it goes. it's all that matters.
>>6256650869
14 billion more to Sandisk's repurchase program
>>62566514What made it drop from 200? Is it bullish enough for another 130? Looks good, I'm tired of memory and AI.
>>62566529how does that work?someone else might buy calls its not like they all choose the same playits illegal to do that too
>a lot of korean liquidations. as per usual.I thought they banned levera->After Tasting Sharp Losses, Retail Investors Flock to 3x Leverage as 2x Products Are Restricted>https://www.asiae.co.kr/en/article/2026080416131786841Lmao.
>>62566537You have to admire chinks gambling.
>>625665373x leverage is safer for the market compared to 2x because people get liquidated fast so it normalizes faster
>sandisk posted RECORD earnings SMASHING wall street's last minute consensus>but their guidance called for only 10.8 billion next quarter, wall street consensus was 11 billionNigga how is that a reason to dump
>>62566543It was going to dump no matter what, the real question is how it will do AH and on open
>>62566501It's a bad cope because this market is ultra fake and gay, and the worst posters are always the ones who look at the fake and gay and come up with shit like>well it makes sense it dumpedi f you look at the TA and billionaire Jewish name's explanation for why he shoves WDC drives up his asshole in sex playAutistic tatards need to have charts shove up their asses.
Why Sandisk not do a dividend instead to force the price above a certain point?
What happened to wd??
>>62566537Kek its the great leap forward of financial instrument regulations. It will be like when they killed all the sparrows who ate all the locusts who then destroyed all the crops. Never chance you degenerate blindsided Asian dreamers <3We are witnessing Japan 1990 unfold in real time and it is beautiful. I've already picked out some prime Seoul real estate to slurp on the cheap when this thing collapses.
>>62566551Share buybacks are more valuable.
>>62566535>someone else>it's illegalHAHAHAHAIf anything was enforced Citadel would go to prison for market manipulation that caused the dump and the retardation in the first place
>>62566550I don't believe in TA, I'm just hoping because i have spy calls
>>62566543Makes you wonder if "analysts" have insider info and always set their predictions just a bit higher so they can slurp.
>>62566558why does the company need buybacks?retail or banks can just buy them too if they are undervalued
>>62566519This guy. This is the kike I'm talking bout. He's literally lying about the revenue growth and posting TA bullshit and can't explain why Palantir being up 50% from the lows on 2 billion in earnings makes sense because he's a lying faggot jew.
>>62566535> they can't do ___ it's illegalcute!
>>62566537>>62566540>>62566542Prob just the rich gooks left who can afford to open USD accounts to leverage in non-domestic ETFs, hopefully smarter
I’m thinking leveraged Sandisk is the move fellas.
>>62566565Lowers float
And the funniest thing is it always came within 2% of my breakeven point but it always lowballs it by just a tiny amount that tricks me into not selling. The market is targeting specifically me.
>>62566483How did humans never domesticate these lil niggas
>>62566565Buybacks are tax friendlier than divies
>>62566567Kike? Shylock? Shyster? Im literally just looking at numbers from tradingview.
>>62566573so just stronger price floors/less drawdown risk?
>>62566562>slurpIt's literally about manipulating calls/puts.
>>62566558why no $100 dividend, a dividend that high will make the stock spike up way more than buybacks. buybacks seem to just be optional from what ive seen, they could just never buy any if they wanted, stock crashes to $50 a share and then they buy it all back for cheap
>>62566533Tariffs and China exposure hurt them and required price increases. They also spent bigly on the Rhode acquisition, and it got caught in the general wave of people selling off goods to buy everything tangentially related to AI.It is THE top women's discount makeup. Go to Walmart or your local grocery store, and it's right in your face. It'll hit triple digits again, but it might be a ride.
>>62566567also i dgaf why PLTR's up cuz i got shares biiiiiiitch CIA-funded comp nvr going below $120
>>62566565>why does the company need buybacks?Because the company isn't going to short its own stock unlike the jews who apparently want sandisk to fail. Vote democrat, let trump go to jail for his bullshit.
>>62566535i don't know the actual mechanics of how they do it. i just sometimes stumble upon posts that seem to correctly identify big institutional positioning. no idea how they actually force the markets to reach their targets, but it seems obvious that they somehow do.i assume they have ai agents trading back and forth or some dumb shit
>>62566562>the house has an edge over you and bookies price in with unrealistic oddsFirst time gambling?
bro like everything in your brain is just like an electrochemical reaction so like AI will be smarter bro
>>62566601>Implying AI wasn't trained off my inane shitposts
Calls..Puts.Can't do that on Trading212. So I just don't care.
>>62566562Lmao you’re close. The truth is they just set the price target slightly higher than the market price. They offer no analytical value. They aren’t corrupt just useless. Otherwise we would see intensive value calculations from analysts that were much higher or lower than the market prices , but that is very rarely the case.
HYG did not poomp
>>62566565If you don’t know you shouldn’t be investing
>dude TA lmaoNever a single good explanation for this kind of thing
>>62566606don't look at hsbc's price target for intel
>>62566601LLMs will never be smart; at best they are lucky.
>>62566624What do you think to Elon's Tesla Bots?
>>62566624i don't know much but it's clearly not luck. pretty revolutionary tech but anybody claiming AGI or whatever is telling on themselves.
For me, it's autistically trading one thing only (SPX). I don't know how you anons trade stock portfolios with 20+ companies.
>>62566624Lmao. How's that leetcode grinding going stupid luddites?
>>62566611PE 31 not a good buy
>>62566635Because its all probabilities determining their outputs, good ones are luck.
>>62566605Based and yuropoor pilled.
>llms are le dumbuser error. here's a prompt that will change your mind: how is the latent space and backpropagation analogous to plato's theory of forms?
>>62566637>trading one thing onlyThis is my strategy.Just go all in on one stock at a time.They say diversify your portfolio. But the way I see it. Is your gains are offset by your loses on other stock. Cancelling each other out.You will probably never have a day when all 20+ of your companies are green.Plus there are all those extra transaction costs too.
Should I do a lump sum into ETF's and DCAing from now on?
>>62566582When companies issue dividends they create shares out of thin air and give them to existing shareholders which dilutes the shares from before the dividend. Buybacks cancel that out
>>62566643What we have instead are 10x leveraged CFDs on commodities so basically calls and puts in real time but more predatory psychology and margin wise.
SIXANDTHEMARKETEATSDICKS(goes down)
>>62566654so its offsetting the new float by closing it off from the public markets? kinda makes sense
>>62566553how do you check real estate in Seoul you got an agent or is there a kimchi Zillow?
>>62566665
>>62566665kwab
Is it finally time for minors to shine again? Should we full port GDXU at open?Also claiming my iranian waifu before she gets exploded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMPnfEk16E
>>62566667Yeah its like burning shares so the supply of outstanding shares (the float) doesn't balloon out of control. That's why buybacks are important it fights dilution
I’ve made more money than my dad ever had but how come dating is so damn hard?
>>62566675she's cute but she'd be cuter with a little peach fuzz mustache
>>62566592>Vote democrat, let trump go to jail for his bullshit.Lol watch Trump and republicans win again. Israel will send millions of shitskins across the border to vote if it means they have a retarded puppet to help them wage another war in Iran or some other sandnigger shithole. Voting is a shame and a lie to fool retarded goyims who believe their actions are in any way meaningful
>>62566650Sadly I think this is the way. This shit is so tiring
>>62566543Gotta remember that everything is fake and gay.
>>62566693We warned you about hoeflation dawg.
>>62566693To anon that have made it, would you rather have time, money, or someone you love? Like if you could be 18 again, physically, be rich, or have someone who genuinely loves you, which would you choose?
>>62566511>So how red would sndk and wdc be if they'd actually missed?Oh, but according to the revisionist talking heads on Yahoo they DID miss. See, like, 'adjusted' earnings are different than the real thing. Nevermind that every financial site was listing their guidance at $31 and analysts' expectations around $33.>Sandisk also delivered adjusted earnings per share of $39.25, topping estimates of $34.37. The forecast for adjusted earnings per share for the current quarter was between $44 and $46, versus estimates of $45.58.https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/sandisk-stock-sinks-as-revenue-forecast-falls-short-of-expectations-163703465.htmlI'm not sure how much more of this blatant fuckery I can take.
>>62566552generational bottom
>>62566696Pretty tiring indeed, I've held off on starting to invest since the start of the year, I've only had my money in instant deposit accounts getting 3.5%I know time in the market is the main thing but still getting over the mental barrier of doing that lump sum and starting to DCA
kospi will be red into maybe crab if lucky and drag our market down with it. Gonna get some discounts between today and tomorrow
>>62566693>all these men are liking on something>maybe if I do it too she will have sex with meif I could murder 99% of the male population I would
>>62566624So just like us
Realistically is there any other earnings this or next week that will completely sway the market like sneedisk? This actually could be the bottom.
>>62566645Amazing and scary at the same time. You could use the answer to this prompt to explain the fundamental algorithms and concepts of modern AI to normies with a notion of ancient Greece.
>SNDKhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>62566693lemme guessyour idea of first date is inviting her for a dinner in restaurant?
>>62566665oooooo so close
>>62566713WEN will shake the food industry
>>62566717Nah. First date I take her around in my sports car and see if she'll give me an over the pants BJ.
