give me back my fucking money edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previously on /smg/>>62568099
> nows
What the fuck is SNDK doing
rocket lab mogging spacex
so why are semiconductors pumping after dumping after pumping.
>>62568803Now that you posted this. What was this shit. Ended the trilogy like it was Inception, lmao
Missed the 5 minute MU generational dip
>900 million shares being released today>SPCX greenhuh?
is yahoo finance kill? charts dont work
>>62568812Oh shut up.
Other news: 110 million able bodied people are 'not in the work force', economists say it must be because lazy unemployed 35yo men with software degrees don't want to scrub toilets.
>>62568814all priced in
Red red red red red down down down down down down red red red down red down RED DOWN RED RED RED DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN RED DOWN DOWN RED RED RED GO RED GO DOWN GO RED GO DOWN
>>62568817Rajesh would happily scrub a toiletWork harder lazy chud
perrigofags I should have solded last night ;-;
>>62568809Number go up
>check 52 week lows for bargains>its all shitSigh cashgang I remain
>>62568822I can guarantee not a single indian will ever scrub a toilet.
>>62568818Buy when the middle word is ''SUICIDE'' or ''myself''
>>62568822i shall simply be a fat lazy unemployed fucking bum tax burden drain on societyi shant be competing with the entire planet's labor pool, simple as
>>62568821>Red red red red red down down down down down down red red red down red down RED DOWN RED RED RED DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN RED DOWN DOWN RED RED RED GO RED GO DOWN GO RED GO DOWNNo No Bobo, we go up
Trading leveraged ETFs for fun and proofit
>SOXL randomly explodes>but SNDK didn't??????Why is this market such a BPD woman
It really is that easy huhAnyway I applied for a software project manager job with a democratic campaign, told them I was a dominican enbie. My hair is long, I'm thinking of tying it in a ponytail like a real freak to really sell the "enbie" bullshit.
Bobo will strike. Stop buying
>>62568828Lolwut
>>62568814JEWISH CASINO CIRCUS DOES OPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS EXPECTEDMANY GOYS HARMED IN PROCESSBREAKING NEWS
>>62568830Hello Baron Rothschild
>>62568838You need to talk like a tranny to sell it.
>>62568842To whoever made these abominable images, I fucking hate you.
>>62568837??? It's only down 5%On a normal day it's usually down 15-25%
Jesus what a wild day already. Wouldn’t mind a crab from here until I get paid tomorrow.
did anyone catch the 25% print on SHOP yesterday?
>>62568810We have to go deeper.
>>62568838thinking you can pretend to be one is different from actively pretending to be one on a daily basis with your job on the line i recommend against taking that job this is a financial advice
What would happen to the world if every ticker were to jump 200% together one day
>>62568817real wages are getting nuked.the treasury Keynesians ought to reread CH.2 of The General Theory of Wages. The foundational assumption of the Keynesianism they worship is the that wagies don't care about wages EXECPT IN EXTREME CASES.We are in an extreme case.My medium drink at McDonalds last night was basically a Collins glass, it was below euro portions 5 years ago.
NO MISSILES LEFT, DEFENSE STOCKS ABOUT TO GET FUNDED WITH WELFARE BUX
10% of my port? Yeah, it's SPCX now
>>62568847His stock picks are abominable too
>>62568818No prominent racial slurs, bearish
NIGGERS
>>62568861net employment since covid for americans is down, most jobs if not all of them (when factoring in layoffs) went to foreigners i.e. india
>>62568809The demand for the next few years is all priced in, so now it's just swinging based on oil price since it will affect the profit margin.Every stock that's related to manufacturing something is an inverse oil price ticker at the moment.
Hey is this the place where people make gains? Is there a password?
>>62568873spacex
>>62568873YES... YOU HAVE TO GUESS IT
to the anon suggesting buying elf yesterday, thank you bro
>>62568876GayNiggerCockAndBalls123
>>62568840>>62568830>>62568821>>62568646When
>>62568847Same, I'm tired of seeing them and this fag should be banned for the equivalent of avatar posting.
>>62568867>most jobs if not all of them (when factoring in layoffs) went to foreigners i.e. indiaNot just india. American companies are hiring like crazy in eastern and southern europe too nowadays. The headcount at the office I work at did a 3x at the same time that the american offices were getting hit by layoffs.
>>62568862i went balls deep in SHLD
>>62568864I'm a general malaise on this board but I feel at home here with my smiggers.GRRR & GRSD earnings over the next 2 weeks, lets see just how retarded I really am.I made a lot of money buying the DAVE at $340 dip last night and ASTS dip today at open $67. IF ANYONE EVEN CARES!!!
Lowk I wanna buy spcx but rn kinda want to keep cash aside too like for unexpected occurrences and so forth
>>62568886The issue is that it's retarded greed. Corporate America wants earnings to go even higher and the laziest way to do it is to just cut jobs and hire cheaper foreign labor. But then what happens to our consumer economy when the consumer is left behind and our economy is mostly foreigners who don't live here? We're already seeing it
>>62568877I WANNA FUCK AN ELF
>>62568862Not falling for the defence stocks meme again
>>62568891I'll buy some if it reaches 100, I'm not in a rush
>>62568893at this point, me too
>>62568886This, and everyone knows it: The economy right now is fake and gay and employment numbers are being inflated by masking it with outsourced labor.
>>62568892the laziest way to do it was to debt max 2 trillion in IOUS to buy infinity chips and then pay customers to buy them from you
Textbook hagia sophia forming on the AMD daily
Buy the generational bottom on APPlovin
>>62568902Largest infranstructure project in history. Not the Eisenhower highway project, not the space race, not the manhatten project, nope, just AI. And its still not profitable
>>62568903Roman or Ottoman Haghia Sophia?
>>62568892>But then what happens to our consumer economy They don't care, the goal is to eventually pivot to government contracting as the majority of the economy, and let the rest of it burn. If all of the AI and tech companies can hold out until datacenter buildout reaches a tipping point where Uncle Sam HAS TO buy their product in order to keep the artificial intelligence craze going, then they won, and everyone else can burn in hell.Literally the greediest economy ever created in human history. They will be studying this phenomenon when we enter Depression V2 when it all collapses because economies can't work if they're closed to all but a few.
I was this fucking close to opening my broker app and selling my SOXL at open out of despair. Thank you /smg/ for carrying me through.
>>62568873I won't say much but theres actually a hidden thread where we talk serious, but it's up to you to figure out how to unhide it
>>62568906why the crash?
>>62568907it never will be. they revenue per year from the project would have to be larger than the revenue of all tech shit on earth combined.its just going to turn America into socialist tranny state where the government props up literal faggot/tranny/h1b visa jeets to burn infinity debt on anime porn generator chatbots that tell you not to kys or whatever
I remain disgustingly overweight Alphabet shares to the detriment of my mental and physical health.
>>62568908Clearly ottoman
>>62568911Wow you look like a gentleman.
Why isn't the Yahoo Finance app working properly today? Is anyone else having this issue?/
>>62568909It's especially egregious in software. Easily the best margins in the world. Elevated hundreds of thousands of families to the upper middle class. Nope, can't have that. It's an open secret that seeing that prosperity angered the CEOs and upper managers. Hence why they enjoy layoffs. A CEO or manager will willingly pay out the nose for AI that doesn't work instead of just hiring more
>>62568916>going to turnThe future is now old man.
Please keep going up SKHY need a pump today and Friday and I can finally be from the evil Koreans
>>62568921yeah today's charts are fucked
>>62568921Yes.
Henlo oil is smigging mooning my smiggersThat is all frens.Smishallah!
>>62568886Also important to note that zoomers are approaching close to a 15%-20% "real" unemployment rate IE not inflated by hiring in other generations, outsourcing, or rehires. Check out this chart, they were having a normal economy until covid happened and it was just a huge excuse to start ramping up offshoring and kick an entire generation out of the economy because they couldn't have had 10+ years experience bagging groceries.
>>62568909>caring about goyplebsTopkek you lost commie
>>62568922Middle class families make the richer even richer overtime. This is fallacious faggotry.
>>62568916It's even simpler than that. Like just compare it to the traditional data center. The traditional data center providing cloud infrastructure was absurdly profitable. it still is. Whether its microsoft or amazon or google, etc. their cloud revenue climbs like 20-30% per yearAnd then you get this hyperscale AI data center. Compare the two. AI data centers, compared to traditional data centers, are:>more expensive to build>more expensive to run>chips inside expire way faster (5 years generously)>chips become obsolete even faster So with all of that, as an investor, you'd need these data centers to have a path to profitability, a use case for business, that is even MORE PROFITABLE than the traditional data center. And not only is that not true, making them worse, but they aren't profitable at all.It's absurd
>>62568929>mooning>under 80Fook me life
>Statement Issued by the Yemeni Armed ForcesIn the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful Allah, the Exalted, has said: {There is no enmity except against the wrongdoers}—the Truth of Allah Almighty In further aggression by the criminal Saudi enemy in continuing the siege and attacks on our dear Yemeni people for nearly 12 years, our armed forces have detected large-scale Saudi military mobilizations in their final stages, aimed at escalating against the liberated provinces and the Yemeni people to deter them from their stance on ending the unjust siege. Accordingly: Our armed forces have carried out a broad and qualitative military operation targeting the Saudi enemy's mobilizations in the Al-Ruwyk, Al-Abbar, and Al-Thaniyah areas, as well as other camps affiliated with what is known as the First and Third Emergency Brigades, using a large number of ballistic missiles and drones. The results of the operation were as follows: * The killing and wounding of hundreds of the Saudi enemy's mercenaries. * The destruction and incineration of a large number of the Saudi enemy's camps, mobilizations, depots, and weapons in the Al-Wadi'ah area east of the country. * The destruction of a large number of military vehicles present in the targeted camps. The Yemeni Armed Forces warn the criminal Saudi enemy against committing any folly against our country and people, and it will bear the consequences of any escalation. We advise those deceived and misled among the sons of our country to leave the Saudi enemy's camps and return to their areas before it is too late.
>>62568909Well sort of.They failed in the USSR but the theory couldn't have been wrong in itself, it must have been due to those meddling capitalists.So instead we consolidate every firm into larger and larger firms until there is only 1.Obviously this had not worked, again, and they are seething gnashing teeth and rending clothes assmad about it.The last unhinged schizo hope is that AI will achieve Marx's prophesied automated post scarcity, and so he will be "technically correct".When this does not work, I imagine the Harvard/Yale cryptocommies that run the world will go full Kurtz.
>>62568937It's true but they can't see it. They are only obsessed with the next earnings call. Quarter by quarter. Maybe if you're lucky they're looking at next year. The analogy of cutting off your leg to brag about how much weight you lost so you can run faster echos in my mind
>>62568942Yeman should have been nuked by the UN 8 years ago.
>>62568922baby it's not your problem, or at least it doesn't have to be. wish you could cheer up and be hopeful and positive. i would so like to be snuggling right now.
>>62568936Goyplebs run the economy. A closed economy that only the government gets to spend in is literally how The Soviet Union ran its economy. Which resulted in inflation spiraling so high every single time there was a new government project that it couldn't pay its own bills without leaning on its member states with functioning economies to foot them.We're literally speedrunning the Soviet Union collapse with AI much like how they speedran it with the space race.
>>62568917I've been swinging KMB. I buy it under 110 every time it dips lmao
>>62568942>>62568942>We affirm to our dear Yemeni people in all provinces that the Armed Forces are on high alert to confront any escalation, and we call on all sons of our people to continue the state of mobilization and resistance against any Saudi aggressive escalation, striking Saudi mobilizations wherever they may be. We persist in the equation of "siege for siege" until the siege on our country is lifted. Allah is Sufficient for us, and He is the Best Disposer of affairs, the Best Protector and the Best Helper. Long live Yemen, free, dignified, and independent, And victory to Yemen and to all the free people of the nation. Sana'a, 23 Safar 1448 AH Corresponding to 6 August 2026 CE. Issued by the Yemeni Armed Forces
>SPCX baggies
>>62568949as long as the (((rich))) get richer all is well and according to plan
look who showed up
>>62568938google amazon and microsoft all said that ai was making them more profitable, not less. that narrative was always fake darling and now the numbers prove it.
>>62568938its funny that with EBITDA nonsense Jew math shit like depreciating chips isn't even part of the Jew math they use for earnings projections
>>62568954I'm a baggy now and I will be laughing all the way to the trillion dollar yearly revenue bank after the first data center gets launched into space
$500k NW at 31... How do you guys deal with the monotony, I feel like I just go to work everyday, put money in my accounts. I don't feel like i'm living.
>>62568953Saudi military is even more causality sensitive than the US military. Just a few dozen dead and they're going to leave. Again.
>>62568909>They don't care, the goal is to eventually pivot to government contracting as the majority of the economyAs an engineer that works for a company that does work for government companies 95% of the time this is the best way to rape margins and have everyone racing to the bottom. I don't remember ever working a project where the budget wasn't absolutely dogshit.
>>62568956Kute KrobbWhy isn't mine like that?
Seems like GOOGL can't go above 380 atm. I'm selling it next time and rebuying lower.
>>62568882THIS WEEK
>>62568958>EBITDA
>>62568957then why have all the AI companies jammed up and cut free usage down to 0 and scaled back usage tiers for us paypigs all of the sudden?
>>62568961Take a sabbatical go travelling and live a little, being medium rich and young and healthy is better than being mega rich and old. Carpe that Diem my smigger I believe in you <3
>>62568961I like to go to house parties and responsibly ingest substances.
>>62568956
>>62568947Eight years' worth of humanitarian aid is worth at least one nuke.if they had stopped
>>62568967I hope so
>>62568974snibbidy snabbs your asshole finger
>>62568961>go to workfound your problem boss. just put that 500K in RAM calls like everyone else bosstrump said we are doing quantum computers or some shit and its guaranteed 100x your money
>>62568970i don't care about your problems and frustrations. my life is fine and i'm profiting from ai.see baby, it's that easy. just let go of other people's worries. i know you're naturally drawn to that stuff because you care about the group, you're such a mother hen aquarius, but it's causing you grief, i can see it even if you can't
Making my way downtown SCROLLING fastBOBOS pass and I'm /BIZ/ boundStaring blankly ahead just making my wayMaking a way through the THREADAnd I need youAnd I miss youAnd now I wonderIf MY LONGS fall into the skyDo you think SNIBS would pass me by?'Cause you know I'd TRADE a thousand STOCKSIf I could just HEEM you tonight
>>62568934>trump gets elected>men stop getting hiredSomeone just send this faggot to jail already.
Can a smigger explain why this is happening please?
>>62568960not at 110 a share you won't
>>62568970Lmao, your dumb takes always crack me up stupid anime troon. Got any fun goyim search trends to post today for "research"?
>>62568858remote job
>>62568989chink money laundering. they do it many times a year with random scam tickers that jog your noggin how they even managed to get listed
>>62568989because (you) or (me) didn't buy
NINE AND WE WILL BE FINEZERO AND WE WILL AN HERO
>>62568990I want you to bookmark this post and then get back to me in 2030
Oh my googlies…
>>62568934probably trying to force them to join the military
>>62568994You'll have to pretend during the 10 daily Teams meetings with mandatory cameras.
Longed SOXS at the pico bottom of SOXL sheittt
>>62569000>2030we will be in mad max times
>>62568805Where tf did the volume go today? Haven’t seen a day with this low of volume since December 24. Is there some obscure holiday today?
>>62568999i appreciate thismaybe ill just walk away from my computer for a few minutes...
>>62568991Since you asked so nicely diaperfag...
>>62568983Don't bother with that retard. AI isn't going anywhere because it's being used to centralize power by governments and the global elite to rule over retarded plebs like him. The dumb fuck is going to get raped thrice; once when he gets liquated again, twice for when he ends up on the streets getting raped by a homeless dude, then a third and final time by a terminator bot who rips his tranny flesh right off of his body.
>>62569000Hope you at least beat inflation.
>>62569004anon we are going to a minor league baseball game after work for company culture! its going to be SO MUCH FUN OMG IM SURE YOU WILL LOVE STAYING AT THE 4 HOUR BASEBALL GAME AND MAKING SMALL TALK WITH FUCKING RETARDSAAAAA
My tech shorts are still getting torchedHoly fuggin shiiiiiiiieeet lol lmao I’m going to be poor
babe i adore you and i'll treat you so good. i don't care that we disagree, you're so smart and thoughtful and i want you so badly. i would happily listen to you complain all day as long as i were holding you
Wow it's fucking nothing day
>>62568991why is his name yogi bear>>62568949>>62568955>>62568909Damn well it's a good thing we didn't have an ultraturbofaggot who fudded most of us from buying the picobottom of AI before the mega runup right? It would suck if there was some dumbass shilling slow growth "value" stocks like Walmart when shit like Amazon, Apple and Palantir does 40% climbs on earnings.
>>62569007I'll be packing my bags for my mars trip actually
>>62568968Future looking* comparable™** EBITDA is even better. The whole point of using it is for me to convince myself that a stock is a great buy. Especially when you calculate EV/(Future looking Comparable™ EBITDA) there are no fixed rules on how to do EV so you can include and not include whatever you want it's amazing!
>>62569020I fucking despise you zoomers.
>>62569022>put all the trannies on a "space pod">blow it up on the launch badextremely based of musk to do the dutiful
>>62569014>my Dad told me to be happy with my investments if I'm up 5% at the end of the year>5% for my port doesn't even put me ahead of inflation
>asset down 50%>surely now is the time to short
>>62568999Thanks Anon I'm going to sleep soundly now and look forward to gains in the morning. Wagmi
>>62569022>he doesn't know Muskcolony will basically be BartertownSad!
>>62569025I'm fucking 30
>GRMN>SJMYou guys really only care about XLK and IGV don't you? There's so much money to be made elsewhere.
>>62569031congrats on your promotion to boomerism
>>62569031Zoomers are 30 now, champ
>>62569016If you've been watching for the right signs you would be ok. The right signs come to me consistently every day.I can't tell you much directly, but research the rate of AI adoption by mexican janitors in every hospital in Miami. This one's free.
>>62569031Zoomer unc
>>62569027>boomer investor tells 20s/30syo guy to "just save and invest for 40 years">have to work 2 jobs fulltime just to make 100k
>>62569037>>62569039AND WE PRETEND THAT WE'RE DEEEEEEEEADTHEY CANT HEAR A WORD WE SAAAAAAAAID
>>62569026>>62569030it's okay you can watch the stream of my rocket taking off and dream of what could have been if you'd only invested in spcx RIGHT NOW
>>62569015Thank fuck I don't have to deal with that. When I started working at my current office job everyone said they don't give a shit and that they take work/life balance seriously. Most we do is small birthday presents with cake and christmas/easter dinners (at the workplace, during workhours).
>>62569039oldest would be 29 I think but that still sucks/is NOT bussin't. 43
>>62569031Enjoy being 40 and still posting here. (If it still exists)I never thought posting here since being 19 would last this fucken long.
Is this general pro or anti AI sloppa
>>62569044RIP in peace Jennifer Finch ;_;
>>62569015roasting in the sun for hours to watch the only sport as boring as golf is based and redpilled tranny
>>62569051I hope I can still come here when I'm 40 based boomer anon
>>62568970Commercially successful paid tiers for their premium LLM models obviously is a big part of why these companies are more profitable now.
>>62569052>proIf I like it>antiIf I don't like it
>>62569052Well unlike seething "artist" we actually make money.
>>62569051you are here for ever unless you become an hero or the glow niggers black bag you
>>62569052You may take a wild guess.
>>62569043That's already depressing enough but my parents are getting a divorce now. It's still the morning where I'm at but I'm already drunk at my Dad's apartment after I helped him move while he is at work. It's so over.
>>62569059>>62569063I love anime girls so fucking much bros I thought I would grow out of this shit I don't think it's ever gonna happen also I bought some Nintendsoy let's fucking gooooo
>>62569052I have generated 1000s of hours of content, images, audiobooks, videos, summarys and software programs for free using AI to the point I essentially own a $100,000 A100000000 server rack, as I would not be using it 24/7 just like I don't drive my truck 24/7, i just use it whenever I want.I am glad it is thusly, but if you are retarded enough to believe the economics of this work out in the long run, I pity you.
>>62569052I can finally express myself thanks to the wonders of AI, I'm an ideas guy you see. And I could see that automation would replace photoshop etc so I never bothered learnings, finally I am unleashed upon the world and my cultural output has been staggering.
>>62569048>>62569056I miss the old days. There is no way all the oldfags migrated to Reddit. Where did they go?? I have a family and a career and still manage to still shitpost here.
>>62569027Well, lucky for you, the S&P500 is already up 16% yoy, so where's the problem? 5-8% annual gains is what your dad had to deal with, we've been getting 15% average returns in the S&P500 for the past 10 years.
time to go do drugs for the next 3 hours before stocks are allowed to move for the last 60 minutes of the day.trade like a professional
>sandisk is starting to soar何????
>>62569078We're all still here bruv. This is probably one of the oldfaggest gens on 4tran.org
>>62569063Men will see this and think of sex
>>62569078I have a wife and kids but I WFH and this is the closest I get to socializing while I wageslave. the fact I very rarely find good leads/tips here helps too
>>62569078I still come on but much less often than I did in the 00s and early 10s. This is pretty much the only thread I've opened in the last couple months and even then only every week or so if something interesting is happening
>>62569093Sell signal
>>62569052Since I don’t own photoshop using free image generations on ChatGPT is a must. Originality is hard to come by now.
>>62569078>There is no way all the oldfags migrated to RedditThe problem is that the redditfags came here and shat up the board with bagholder generals like /gme/ and /bbbyq/. Most people with a brain fucked off
>>62569027I always lag behind index ETF returns by a few %. It's more fun this way and I'm not too worried because my bossberg gives me an inflation matched raise every January. I set up some longer term stuff a while ago that might yield after 1 year+ and make up for my lagging behind. Or I get fucked and rage allocate into boring ETFs.
>>62569095Did baggie kms?
>>62569074the first step on the path to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
Oil either baiting or insiders know there's no deal. Brent up 2.7%.
>>62569112No. He posts here every single day with or without his trip on. He's in this thread right now.
AND JUST LIKETHATAMD WILL NEVER BE BELOW 500 AGAIN
>>62569078I tried other sites during the sharty hack. It didn't go well.
>>62569052real artists were mass producing generic slop before AI became widespread so its all the same shiti hate the piss filter ghibly style ones
>>62569118ofc there's no deal, I can't believe the market has fell for it 6161565165 times
And just like thatUhUm...Gay
I love busting a fat nut deep inside MILF pussyWhat stocks will help me do this?
>>62569005Longed SOXS @44.95
>>62568985kek. nice song anon
>>62569120Shorts went for the neck after it dumped and are being squeezed before it dumps for real.
>>62569103you can do a lot of things with gimp, its comparable to photoshop and its free. that is if you are willing to blow away 4-5h instead of the 4-5 seconds it would take you to type the prompt.
>>62569135The biggest issue with gimp is they named it after a gay sex slave
>>62568962Saudi's entire threat model is that all of their oil goyim will fight in their stead. They are not equipped to deal with a real shooting war or a long-term insurgency. That's why they flew planes into the Goyim's skyscrapers to make them knock over their second and third biggest power peers in the region.
>>62569095>>62569098>>62569099>>62569106I’ve found it hard to talk to any NPC at work. They have such retarded takes on the world it’s painful to hear sometimes. Listening to people are work discuss stocks has to be the absolute worst. Coworkers not understanding inflation when they constantly talk about their retirement with a 5% guaranteed ROI by the state pension. The containment threads are probably the best thing on this board. I always find it amusing they are still bag holding for me. I was the first or second to see the squeeze in GME and started to spam it here. My RH has all the buy dates to prove it as well as the profits I made. The best day of my life was seeing my calls for $20 squeeze.
>>62569002I think it's more practical: Covid was the big economic turning point where asking for 10+ years to bag groceries became the norm. Once someone started doing it, and nobody punished them for it, everyone did it. So now even getting your foot into the door of this economy requires a helping hand of nepotism or being a foreign born immigrant who has no rights.
>AAOI earningsno way this ends well after going up 70% in 5 days
bought AAPL @ 310. like the 5th time I've bought this shitcoin this week. maybe 320 on the next pump I dump again I dunno just vibes
>>62569135>>62569139Affinity by Canva is comparable to Photoshop but with a cheap perpetual license and easier to use than Gimp.
>>62569143Fucking based I get the same thing trying to explain to boomers that their 30K holdings in bonds or gold has been outperformed by some tiktok meme stock trader who went all-in on any random tech stock, and will continue to do so until the end of time.
>>62569135>gimp>comparable to photoshopLmao. Photopea mogs that dog shit.
I think the worst is over guys the lows keep getting higher everyday. Sell after a green day buy in again after a red day, the future is bright.
>>62569074What are good trading tactics based on moon phases I could try incorporating into my models? Or do I also need to take into account other astrology stuff and planet alignments etc
>>62569143based. I completely missed GME but it must have been a wild ride.
lots of bots today>>62569074this
>>62569150>buy these bonds for 3.5% Goy>inflation is definitely not 20%>shrinkflation what?>gas keeps making lower highs>QoL in the shitter>take this 7yr loan on a brand new 100k truck sir>immigration? Yeah we deported those beaners. Meanwhile Indians have established a second New Delhi via H-1B’s in Texas >around blacks never relax4chan has redpilled me way too hard it seems
>>62569165This is a finance board
>>62569150risky gambles are for poor people. Nobody would put any meaningful amount of money into meme stock gambles when they have a high networth. That's where the Gold, bonds and market index funds come in.
>>62569167You have to be 18 to post here.
>heh, I'm so risk averse and perfect my risk adjusted returns, normies could never>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL THAT PRODUCES RANDOM ASS OUTPUTS SOMETIMES? I NEED TO REPLACE EVERY SCRIPT I HAVE WITH THISI fucking hate working finance right now holy shit
>>62569165>Eggs are cheaper than they've ever been>Oil makes higher lows and lower highs for the past decade>Quality of life has never been better, my boring ass Sneed and piss investments are up like 75% over just a few years>Companies encourage buying with 0% APR loans all over the fucking place, never been easier to make money off the time value of money>Haven't seen an Indian in 2 years because I don't live in Texas and the company I work for has replaced all outsourcing with AI spendI've literally been white pilled by how easy it is to make money while retards like you blackpill yourself to death.
>>62569167Indians run most tech companies. This is finance related as well the inflation.If you are a wannabe janny you can blow me faggot. Goodluck banning me I’m behind 7 proxies.
>>62569140They had plans to literally rent-a-nuke from Pakistan if they ever really needed it.They have an absurdly mercenary dependent mindset.
>controlled dumpbros, I am starting to think Monday was an organic pump.
>>62569167the economy runs downstream of everything
kevin please...
>>62569165>>62569175these posts are too long
>>62569178pretty based desu. >Ayo Paki here's some gold, lemme borrow your WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
>>62569181The economy is a spook.
I just mailed a gun.
>>62569174>it kind of works
>>62569175What flyover do you live in?
>>62569184If you don't like Texas you are paki.
>>62569175i see "made it" Indians every day and they are still disgusting.
>>62569189Not telling you Rajnesh, we're full :)
>>62569174Thanks for the temperature readingJust keep scratchin' those records baby
>>62569192i like texas bbq and buffetts. I don't like the skyscrapers blinding you on the highway >Read: fatass merimutt
>>62569192Texass is even more ZOGGED than NY. Its fascinating how one state can be so cucked.
>>62569197Starbucks stock depends on the success of Nashville.If you don't live in Houston, Miami or Nashville then don't even bother replying to me you Yankee
Why does every conversation have to be dominated by americans?This is what happens when everyone goes there instead of Canada or Australia.
>>62569204i don't get SBUX traders, similarly to NFLX. Who the fuck cares about these companies anymore? They had their time, piss off now.
I’ve seen better days(And the bottom drops out)
>>62569195>live in a majority white area>never see Indians in my city>somehow all my DoorDash drivers are IndianWhat the flying fuck is this? What pisses me off even more is when the driver has a picture of a male but a random female shows up instead. DoorDash literally enables to the hiring of illegal immigrants.
>>62569213>picture of a male but a random female shows up instead.can be hard to tell the poos from the poojitas sometimes to be fair . Both may have moustaches.
>>62569200Are you long or short AI? Can't tell. Either way my own opinion is disconnected from its capital ability, but it makes me want to claw my eyes out that people literally use it like a programming language despite the known large flaws instead of using it to help program lol. I personally can't audit a 200 whatever step 3 hour long reasoning process that repeats every single day and could probably be turned into 30 second python script if someone stepped in here
>>62569213one time i ordered booze from uber and a teenager that didn't match the driver pic dropped it off. Im guessing father made son do it, like the old "go to the store and buy me a pack of smokes" type-shit, but gig-driving hahah
>>62569209Nobody cares about the minor leagues, buddy.
>>62569213It's couples using the same account. No idea how it benefits them. I've seen it with non-Indians as well. Sometimes they'll drive together as well.
>>62569213do people care if a woman or man delivers them their food?
>>62569216>>62569220I assumed these were the case because I have seen this a few times as well. But when I’m getting dudes named Manpreet 80% of the time it really makes me wonder what the fuck is going on. I’ve also seen straight up tweakers dropping off my booze too.
surprise motherfuckers
V HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
N HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
D has been deployed in ur bussy
>>62569227FAKE V FAKE VMAYDAYMAYDAYFAKE VFAKE V
M HAS BEEN DEPLOYED
>>62569224a lot of these prajeet's kids are working all day, so unless they got grandkids to take care of, there ain't shit to do so they pick up a side-gig. So they say. Doubt they'd tell me if its cuz they broke and casted
THE HORMUSSY IS CLOSED TO ALL AMERICAN AND ISRAELI SHIPSOIL TO THE MOON SMIGGAS
>>62569209>why don't people talk about faggot cucksYWNBAW. try voting for more taxes and free shit if you are brown or whatever
GENMF anon here. I did some calcs>assuming bullish metals market>assuming GENMF moves at the same rate as a major peer such as SBSW (in reality GENMF moves somewhat more, both directions, even with dilutions factored in)>20% chance GENMF goes totally bust within the next 2 years>40% chance construction decision or takeover announced>1.8x - 3.8x share price jump after announcement, sell immediately after>(40% chance nothing happens and you can just sell for about the same profit as what you would get from SBSW)If you are considering or have already invested in a major copper, platinum, palladium producer pic is how much % you should shift to GENMF. Obviously the bust/upside % and multipliers are my approximations.
>>62569238or go to a local chaat cafe and fuck up the parking for everyone else. god indians are disgusting.
>#OOTT | Details Of The Initial Text Of The Strategic Plan For Managing The Strait Of #Hormuz - Fars- Plan Would Fine Vessels Up To 20% Of Cargo ValueIT'S NOT A TOLLIT'S NOT A FEEIT'S A FINE
>>62569175>Companies encourage buying with 0% APR loans all over the fucking place, never been easier to make money off the time value of moneyIf you weren't a financelet, you would realize why this spells bad news for all the other points on your list.
>>62569245>POOLS CLOSEDLOL
>>62569245HEY BUSSY YOURE SO FINEYOURE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MINDHEY BUSSYHEY BUSSY
Just solded GAUZ. Yee of little faith!
>>62569175>he doesn't know his taxes are going to be used to build a road exclusively to shove an indian up his ass
>>62569245I think giving Iran everything it wanted would have been cheaper and easier if just agreed to the toll. Pay the Jizya for supporting Israel, Christian.
>>62569242here with 30% bust, 30% upside chance
>>62569220Probably the case that one is legal to work but the other is on a visa that isnt supposed to work or some shit.
Bonds are doing that thing where the rates are going up because the president is a lieing faggot again
>the smell of feembrap
>>62569261meh, it may be the last time it's worth getting into, for a while.
>>62569265True uncs remember getting a breakfast combo from MCD for less than 4 bucks after tax.
>>62569245That's basically saying Hurmuz is closed and there is no deal.Also it's bad news for all mumus here
>>62569008It's Purple Heart Eve
>>62569265In the current prices, there's zero reason to go to mcdonalds. Local burger joints are the better value
>>62569274Why would the remaining Iranians making a dumb santa ass wishlist amongst themselves impact us mumus? If anything it just shows that negotiations will be ongoing for the next 5 years and we can just keep lolling at them when they put together what amounts to a kid in section 8 housing asking for a Dodge Challenger for his birthday.
>>62569245So a 20% tax on 25% of the world's oil? So basically a 5% permanent oil price increase if the US is really out of rockets, KEK
>>62569255>Pay the Jizya for supporting Israel, ChristianThe fact I know what this means, shows I’ve been here way too long Kek
>>62569276>pay Chick-fil-A prices for animal feed prepared by a subhuman
>>62569272I remember that random dark meat McNugget you'd get sometimes.
THIS IS A HEALTHY SELL OFF
Just got 10k for Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia for EA.Anyone have a similarly Machiavellian corporation to swing this humble sum into?
>>62569284Man those were the days. I remember one time my happy meal was 4 dark nuggies. Felt like I won the monopoly game.
>nigvidiai hate this stock
>>62569274Why would anyone think there is a deal, nothing changed.
>>62569283I stopped going to fast food burger places (Mcd, Wendy, BK) because I always get acne breakouts on my face whenever I eat there.Something in the food is just unhealthy. I eat a regular burger anywhere else and my face is fine.
>>62569272A sausage biscuit used to be $1 AND came with a free hash brown
>>62568892>But then what happens to our consumer economy when the consumer is left behind and our economy is mostly foreigners who don't live here?Corporations are going global and so is their consumer base. If the USA consumer loses 50% of their spending power but the rest of the world gains 5%, they still come out on top.If you look at the numbers, the qorld is basically averaging out with the new generations of rich countries getting poorer and the new generations of poor countries getting richer.The huge difference between the developed and developing world is impossible to maintain in conditions of globalized labour, trade, knowledge and consumption.
>>62569245>"negotiations" go on for years on end>alternatives are madeI can only hope this is how it goes and these faggots get nothing
>>62569286PLTR but it's up bigly and might correct instead of go up in the short term.
>>62569288that bitch didn't go to stanford
>>62569295so I'm thinking it's not the grease and fat making my skin to break out (they're in regular burgers too), but it's the preservatives in the fast food burgers.
>>62569227I think you were a little early. I think the V begins now.
Damn you apple and damn the boomer fucks for abandoning it
>>62569295Yeah and they’ve pushed the prices up to where they’re basically competing with five goys and crapplebees.
>>62569304
AAPL been trying ot decide green / red for three fuckin days now. Fuck you Tim make a fuckin decision
>>62569298They want their money back, so if you don't pay and try to evade, they'll just bombard your pipelines, kek. Someone has to pay for it.And the US can't negotiate without rockets. Trump never was a good negotiator. All he ever was able to do was because of the power that was given to him (money and his father's name).Donald is not so mighty anymore (Donald means "mighty")
>>62569286applovin? I'll maybe wait for tomorrow though
>>62569298Pipelines are already being made across the desert so it can all be shipped through the Red Sea. I think Israel said it wants the oil to exit through their country and into the Mediterranean so that's gonna turn into another problem. Also, pipes are very droneable and we can expect Iran to fuck with those when the Hormussy fee dries up.This shit is such a mess.
>>62569295My stomach gets upset every time i have to eat it these days.
>>62568938>>chips become obsolete even fasterChip upgrades are going to start hitting a wall soon. The latest processes are absolutely cancerous to work with despite the step up in performance being smaller than previous jumps.In the future, everyone is going to have the same chips and the real difference maker will be energy prices.
>>62569131ty kindly
>>62569292but what about the space data centers?
How do you even beat China? They just dab on you if you force them to develop shit…
>>62569307yeah they priced them selves out
>>62569175K shaped economy anon. If you're above a certain threshold, making money has never been easier. If you are below it, it's never been harder. If you managed to jump the barrier between the two, then you were very fortunate.
>>62569322Dunno what that has to do with the iran bs but deep sea data centers are the new hotness
>>62569279Cuz the Saudis will sell off all of their investments in the US market now that they are getting fucked by Iran and the Houthis, if Trump won't do something.Also, other Gulf countries might do the same.
>>62569327oh shit how do I invest in deep sea data centers with leverage? I need to pay rent like right now
>>62569310Too expensive to do well with the current oil/memory stuff going on. It will keep crabbing and probably crash a bit when the iphone 18 turns out to be 50% more expensive than the 17 was.Long term it will be fine.
>>62569307No. I can still buy two meals at McDs for $20 and two comparable meals at 5guys is $50-60.
>>62569327how deep though?
>>62569327Denmark should take the Taiwan approach and put to many datacenters in greenland that the world economy crashes if it ever gets attacked. Mutually assured economic destruction is the new hotness.
>>62569328>Da Saudis will sell and then invest in ummmmm and hmmmmmmLmao. You thirdies do not understand anything.
>>62569332I buy frozen patties at costco and air fry 2-3 myself at home. I'm simply done with eating out, honestly.
>>62569330Anon, please... don't boil the dolphins...
>>62569337They literallt just acquired EA. Saudis did the right move and diversified like crazy.
>>62569337The three horsemen of thirdie takes.
>>62569337What the fuck is a Sneako?
>>62569341I don't eat hamburgers often enough to justify that, and when I do, I just get ground beef and make them myself.
Gold was a fake out. I’m short again. Yields going up.
>>62569346What always bothers me is that the image says >SNEAKOBut the YT URL is>@SHNEAKOIs there an 'H' or not in his god damn name?!?!
>>62569346A discount Hasan.
>>62569276do they really make goy bots pay for mcgoy meals?
Bastards trapped both people in SOXL and SOXS. Move it one way or the other you bastards
>>62569343the oceans belong to America now communist and don't you forget it
>>62569335>greenland>denmarkTheir time is numbered...
>>62569245>shipments related to the Zionista regimeDoes this apply for both, Israel and USA?
Nu>>62569357>>62569357>>62569357Nu
>whole portfolio red>spy in the negative>"how tf am I still still green?">mfw the most retarded stock in my entire portfolio is carrying the rest Don't know if I should consider this a good or bad day
>>62569245we see some "draft" or whatever for a peace deal every 2 weeks and nothing changes
>>62569358
>>62569337this poster is so stupid it''s funny
>>62569366Just enjoy the volatility ride
>>62569245Okay so Drumpf is gonna attack again? Or just keep any ship from leaving
>>62569327How do I volunteer to become one of these things? I'm a big fan of Bioshock 2 if that counts as a qualification.
