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> nows
WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>62569357Previous >>62568797
>>62569365just pull up
>>62569365>Can I use Kalshi to bet on this?
>>62569357>Financially Unstable EditionI'll let you know, I am financially AND mentally unstable.
>>62569365Yes, what a brainlet question. Now, here is a real thinking man's debate:
>>62569373Nothing toughens you like a pure red portfolio
the yen is sliding again
>>62569380I tested this in GMod and it did A. instead of B.
>>62569381It's actually healed me I am no longer afraid
Who the fuck are these goons anyways?
>>62569385Based scientist finding the real answer.
>>62569387>professor bobo
I can't believe this shit, Michael Burry mogs this dude's hairline despite being much older than him.
>>62569369Is investing a little of draft kings a good idea?
worrying about bond yields and the national debt is the most 100IQ take imaginable
So basically... all in GDXU?
I was setting a new alert for BND for the inevitable 52 week low and while I was looking at it I got an alert from Robhinhood that let me know a new crypto coin CASHCAT was just listed!basically I think this is the fakest and gayest the market has ever been lmao>peace deal imminent you fucking retards
So no peace deal? USA obviously won’t accept the one Iran and Oman are working on
>>62569387They're the saviors of white civilization anon. Listen and learn.
>>62569392He does make some pretty good points though about the West dying and some elite satanic/luciferian cult being in charge of the West and finances.
>>62569393eurodollar teethmogs burry
>In Vegas>too lazy to go down to the actual casino and play craps>can’t drink because I’m a former alcoholic >don’t trust hookers in my roommight just shower and watch the odyssey
TACO Thursday status?
STOP DUMPINGBLOODY FUCKING BITCH
>>62569387isn't sneako the guy spamming dildos and how to masturbate tutorials in the discord of some tranny zelda groomer?
>>62569400zoghog day
>>62569383Send all the hot Japanese women to me.
>>62569399Don't disrespect fat ugly bastards, we just keep winning.
>>62569386I'm just fucking mad now. IF I didn't buy too early, I could have ridden the bottom up.
>>62569407Americans are fucking retarded
>>62569407did he really post this?
>>62569408>>62569407
>SPCX
>spcxwhy is it green?
>>625694184.7% is pretty good
>>62569411He is a mixed race dude with no real identity to cling onto and has internet brain rot. Of course he is doing gay shit for attention and acceptance! Where else will that faggot get it?
Oww.My stonks.
>>62569413best I can do is 40 years old nerds who haven't had sex for the last 8 years
>>62569421I still can't believe that this was a real show on NBC
>>62569417I'm riding all my shit to zero. I have become enlightened
>>62569409You're reverse pegged to the price of oil. The dumping will continue.
>>62569423Because Elon is the best!!
>>62569424What was it before Trump attacked Iran and lost?
>>62569407fake, iran never set their toll in percentages
>>62569419I checked. He didn't.
>>62569423Because it's fucking undervalued
>>62569437>tollthey said no kikes and kike adjacent countries regardless of toll sirs
>>62569407Europeans will look at that dumb shit and think it's real. Honestly, at this point, I hope they make the toll 30% but only for EU cargo and then the US and the Iranians split the fee 50:50.
>>62569441Why would Iran give Trump anything? It's far more likely any potential deal screws over the US and Israel badly.
I'm losing incomprehensible amounts of money
>>62569407>Donald J. Trump>@realDonaldTrump>The U.S. has massive amounts of “munitions,” especially of certain types. Additionally, large amounts are being manufactured and shipped to the U.S. as needed. Defense companies are building the largest number of plants and factories in our country’s history. The “leakers” of these treasonous statements are being hunted down. Long term jail sentences will be sought! President DJTActual tweet btw
>>62569449a lot of the shit they used takes years to build. they cant just print it like bussy does with oil.
>>62569406go play baccarat it's like watching the intra-day charts wit a buncha retired chinks
ONDS chads how we feeling?
>>62569449Actual toddler-tier rhetoric.>I'll get the leakers>b-but the leak is fake!
>>62569398Huh ??
>>62569447Itty bitty baby itty baby boat
>>62569449>THEY'RE LYING!!!>but also I'm going to put them in jail for leaking secrets
>>62569463Kek
>lower highs and lower lows
>>62569449Bullshit. The Chinese minerals metals and materials export controls are biting.
Thank you Iran and Trump for decompressing the market. It was a bit tight.
I need my very own bitch wife
>>62569406>go to vegas>can't into vegasWhy did you go to vegas, sis?
>>62569463>>62569458Hi ESL retards. Just so you know, when someone puts something in quotes, in this case "leakers", he's saying that they're not really "leakers" but implying theyre something else. In this case, he's implying their 5th columnist liars instead.Once you get to a higher level English class, they'll probably teach you this. But for now, you can thank me for educating you :)
>>62569463Isn't that usually every governments reaction to a leak? Not just Trump even though he is the retard in chief.
spacebros, where's the POOMP?
>>62569406Don't they have legal weed or a pot shop there or something? You can lazymaxx with some snacks that way.
>>62569476be patient
>>62569474There's quotes in other languages you mongoloid cretin.
>when targeted FUD from a governor drops on one of your tickers at a 3 month low>after an earnings beat and raised guidance and down 6% this week at 19 p/e
Do you guys prefer creampieing women in missionary or doggystyle? +0.67% so far today btw
Marginal oil rally!!!
The doctor can't tell me why I have red sores on my penis and balls even though I've never had sex. Well, Brumpf really did it this time. AI stocks are in the shitter right now and everything is only one tweet away from total breakdown. How should I be invested right now considering the global risk? Are Euro stocks safe?
>>62569481>in a washington post op-edjews>Virginia governor Abigail spanberger wrotejews>NEE is bad because they are the largest in the world and from florida so they don't bigly pay taxesjews
>>62569485SPCX
>>62569450Did you know in WW1 there was a massive shortage of glass for binoculars and rifle sights in Britain? It got so bad they had donation drives for household glass, even the royal family donated their glasswares. What did the British do? they negotiated through Swiss channels to buy German glass, in exchange for natural rubber (British Malaysia had a virtual monopoly) which the Germans were in short supply for tires and tank threads. When presented with an opportunity to sell to Russia, Iran, AND the USA, who do you think will not hesitate to "make a deal"?
>>62569462it's itty bitty boat, twinkie house
>>62569485Ai data centers in your area are causing ball sores.
>>62569480They clearly don't work the same way in your backwater gutter speak as they do in the USA. Just thank me for helping you out lil buddy, it won't hurt.
>>62569485Buy integrated oil majors. Euro stocks are affected, although not as much.
Bros, all I want in life is to find a stock like Apple in the 90s, put every last cent into it while it's cheap and then watch it grow. But how? There's literally no way to tell if you're investing in a Google or a Yahoo. I guess I'm condemned to a life of ETF slavery.
>>62569476wait till next year
>>62569481I know what you mean KEK. Fuck all demagog politicians.
>>62569485Unironically SPCX
>>62569496Bro that's literally spacex also apple stock didn't giga explode until after 2010 you could have still 10x'd in 2012 lmfao
>>62569476finally
Honestly I expected better shitposting on a crab day. Haven't seen baggie or any of the resident schizos, only thirdies and other asset-lets.
>>62569498pretty clear playbook right now to try to lower energy prices through mass retard spam>PEACE DEAL SOON>EXXON BAD>NEE BAD>NUCLEAR BAD>WHY DO ELECTRICTIY COMPANIES CHARGE MONEY DAT SHID SHUD BE FREE N SHID(((free market))) lmao. niggers I'll buy so much fucking NEE I'll sit on this shit all fucking year I fucking hate the antichrist you faggots don't understand
>>62569505i got heemed on spy puts and 0 dtes so bad Im out of the game for awhile. no more. if i held but i put too much at risk and it broke me spiritually.
>>62569461goldminors
>>62569447You need to go back to stock trading school then lad.
>>62569509
>>62569512>I LOVE MINERS!
>SOXL is the only thing green in my portfoliolol
>>62569485>gets stdis without fuckinggrim
>>62569407
Anyone else thinking this “deal” is looking very shaky.
>>62569519my sgov is green q:^]
Remember bros, LYTE exist now.Is like DRAM but for Light stuff.
>>62569522Letting Iran charge 7% tolls is never going to work out.
>>62569512Whichones?
>>62569522Yanks didn't even get to talk with Iran yet after the rockets ran out, this is just Oman relaying information.
>>62569526And no country that took part in the attack will have access until they are fully compensated. Iran putting the screws real tight.
>>62569496>dis nigguh can't see the futureJust do DMT and salvia, dumbass.
Should I sell some LITE before earnings
>>62569534>he trusts the machine elvesNGMI
>>62569496NBIS and chill my smigger
fuck it, im creating my own bottom signal.im all in on spacex
>>62569482Doggy
>>62569482missionary while choking her
>NTDOY
>>62569387>>62569393>>62569407
>>62569482Missionary while gazing into her eyes and pressing my forehead against hers.
>>62569550I'd Sacajaweea her Pochahontas if you know what I mean.
>>62569538In this nigger market? Yes
>>62569496HGRAF
ServiceNow refuses to give up. Will it end in green today?
>>62569505Rocker, is that you? Do you still make those shitty /smg/ recap videos on youtube?
>>62569551Are you feeling this nigger market yet?
>>62569428omg she's literally me
homogay market made me lose 20 dollars
anybody else bought the apploving generational bottom?
>>62569482Can’t cream unless I’m jackhammering doggy style.Also fuck this gay market, we’re supposed to have another leg up already. I ain’t selling my retard calls (from +100% to +80% today). You can’t shake me out Mr jewberg. I know we will pump tomorrow or next week.
>SPY will pump forev....AAAACK
>>62569575Moonman ass bitch
I'm 72% cash. What are some stocks that'll give me a 30% growth until next year when I'll have need of that cash?
>>62569568Bruh I’m down like $140k in crypto and I put $150k into a business in 2018 that’s paid me back maybe $30k so far.
>>62569539Serious question, has anyone here tripped and seen the machine elves? I have tripped mushrooms and sometimes LSD on occasions but I have never seen the machine elves.
>>62569573I'm the same my smigga, we needed to stop deathgripping it a decade ago. Now we are but human dildos financially speaking.
>>62569568I do feel like a nigger, yes.
Permian basin natural gas prices were as low as negative $9 last quarter. This will become THE new data center alley for America. The prospect of using recycled or brackish frack water also has massive potential. If water is a limiting reagent then the Permian is the place to be. Fracking produces multiples more barrels of water than oil.
>CELHdrinkbros what happened...
>>62569579Wait, so since 2018 your net profit has been 30k for what's been nearly a whole decade? The margins must be rough on what you are doing or it's just the shit ass economy...
the market is a boring piece of shit
>>62569583I met God on an acid trip once but I think machine elves are specifically a DMT thing which I've never taken
>>62569588>dude we just need to barrel 2 trillion dollars of water and then we can trade water futures and we can use the leverage to finance tech debtinvest in water bottlers>KO>PEP
>>62569593Many such cases
>>62569575>>62569577Her face is pretty much shaped like Moonman. Lmao!
>>62569583Only with closed eye visuals. Well, they weren't elves, just space insects, but close enough. Dose wasn't high enough to grant them any decent autonomy though.
>>62569593I think he's just a dumbass, he can't make trading work, can't make business work, can't make working work.I smigpost all day and night, get an average of 4 hours sleep, barely do any work and passively earn six figures annually teehee.Sucks to suck smigga!
>>62569596Why didn’t you just slurp in the morning? Sandisk and Western Digital were the easiest slurps in world history. You’d be up over 10% in one day.
>>62569386>>62569417Same. Missed oportunities have way more of an effect on me nowadays than fluctuations.I'm so glad I got over the fear of the market back when I was a student with just like 1k invested. I used to get so anxious over losing even just 100 bucks kek.I know lots of people who only tried their hand at investing later and keep to bonds or straight up cash because they are too scared/stressed if they try anything with some risk.
>>62569601
AMDs PE is now 126. It's a fucking steal.
>>62569610I'm all in at AMD (ticker:AMD)
>>62569482Missionary feels more personal+0.9%
>>62569611kind of funny to see Iran doing the same shit the govt has been pulling on its population "oh it's not a tax it's a fine" or "it's not a ban it's just a tax"
>>62569593Yeah, distribution schedule has been interrupted several times.While the business itself is probably worth more, it’s illiquid and so I really don’t see a meaningful payday until the entire business has been sold or distribution schedule not only resumes but frequency and/or amount increase well.>>62569606You literally have Asperger’s
On what level are you hurting /smg/? I think I'm at a 4...
>>62569618What are you holding that is causing the hurt?
>>62569583I've tripped many times but never DMT. the strongest trip I have ever had was this shit called Salvia that you could buy at headshops for a while. I experienced total ego death, was trapped in a thought loop, left my body/didn't even have the concept of a body anymore and felt like I was stuck in an infinite purgatory and it was pretty spookyKinda cool but no elves
>>62569617Imagine getting outearned by an autistCould never be me smigger!
>>625696180 and 10 simultaneously
>>62569485>Are Euro stocks safe?They will be fine for a bit probably, but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole for mid/long term investing.Every time any major happening hits, europe is the one that gets hurt the most and takes the longest to recover. It was already bad when some european economies were at least semi competent and the USA pretended to be friendly, but now that the UK, France and Germany have all went full retard and the USA is straight up hostile, the region is going to implode the next time something like 2008 hits. And that's without even taking into account the catastrophically bad demographic outlook of the region.
>>62569617So just sell your stake? Sounds like shitty business.
>>62569619I don't want to be ridiculed even though I deserve it so I plead the 5th... no more questions please. Just know I'm feeling a little pain because I'm still down.
>>62569625Ok, let me go put an ad on Facebook marketplace rq
>>62569617I hope you get to sell it for way more than it's worth. I have heard of some people starting businesses that aren't even really profitable and selling them for quite a lot despite it.
Hold SOXL or dump it? Friday seems like bloodbath...
>>62569626don't worry I just capitulated on my MSTY position after holding for 2 long grueling years waiting for Michael to find somewhere to refinance
>>62569629Okay so you decided to invest in some shitty local business where you cant even freely sell your stake, they distribute at will, and have 0 recompense.gg anon you played urself
>>62569631dude I dunno 50/50 peace deal soon
>>62569631Don't hold leveraged etfs over the weekend nigga. Even holding overnight is already playing with fire.
is this the big one? it feels different this time
>>62569622There are some onlyfans whores out earning us...
>>62569357
>>62569550BOOBA
>If I hadn't pussied out I could have had 60K instead of 40K in gains
>>62569615they're trying to skirt united nations treaties that treat natural straits as free passages
when I buy stocks they dump afterso does this mean I should short instead of buying?
>>62569620People on salvia turn into boxes on conveyor belts and loop around for what feels like 20 years when the thing lasts 15 minutes. No idea if not having a body is worse or better.
looks like a bruised face today!
i matched with a really beautiful italian woman on a dating app but she's 37 and already has kids -_-'
>>62569553Strange. I am sitting on toilet pooping while reading this. Was planning to jack off later, but now that I read this post, I decided to save myself for my wife so I can do that later. Never thought about looking her in the eyes. Weird.
>>62569634Yeah pretty much
>>62569637
>>62569636My TQQQ is up 234% since last year
>>62569647Definitely not worth it.
>>62569637everytime is different
>>62569647But you could call her mami.
>>62569646>msft>oracle>palantirThe absolute state of the software sector holy shit. A boomer era company, a grift that's going to implode soon and a mass surveillance firm.
>>62569650>THIS IS IT! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT!
>>62569639>no "NIGGERS" thereI have failed you...
>>62569656Damn, you mad.
>>62569652Same. Sleeping when your folio is full of leveraged ETFs is for chads, don't expect the chuds to understand.
Holy jesus massive consolidation range of christ. Down more than I want today playing off the 5 minute orb after rejecting yesterdays consolidation. I really thought we were going to 760 after ath and half a day of consolidation yesterday/ranging overnight. Fuck thinking. Just scalp/gamble with tight stops from now on. I hope you guys are doing ok. I can afford todays learning experience.
>>62569652And all of that could get wiped out by a single tweet from the monkey in chief.
Im too scared too look. Ive been awake for avoyt an hour and have just avoided lookimg including the notifications on my phone
>>62569656>mass surveillance firmunironically whats wrong with that? why cant you leave your political views at the door? we are all here to make money not to change the world.
>>62569643No, it means you fixate on shirt term volatility.If you’re day trading you should be setting stops.If you’re investing you should stop caring about short term volatility.
>>62569656>shitcoins full of debt that move 20% a weekwe live in an economy
>>62569663And then I would just buy more
>>62569526Why wouldn't it?
>>62569665>What's wrong with that?https://haveibeenflocked.comHave you ever broken the law at all?
>>62569665There's nothing political about noticing the grim future we're heading into kek.Most of my stock picks are pro-dystopia.
>>62569656Lmao oracle will not implode.
World peace bait and switch wasn't going to last but I still didn't time the short right.
>>625696180
>>62569657
>>62569671>who cares if I lose all my money at roulette>i can just put in twice the amount next time and make it back!You do you anon. I can only wish you luck.
Fuck me sold SOXL and FNGU (again)Keeping SBSW and GDXU open
>>62569676I missed the generational bottom on Oracle. feelsbadman
>>62569665I get that we are all supposed to be making money off of the dystopia but aren't the same assholes ushering in the dystopia also saying that money will eventually be worthless? I seriously believe with the rate governments are printing money along with all the ridiculous spending on AI that it will render money worthless. The AI still won't be good or good enough to render money worthless but inflation will.
>>62569656>trillions of fake and gay magic internet money will stop flowing into tech companies because it just willKeep me posted
>>6256961810. Ive been losing since like early July. Like wrf I miss kut on the majority of huge gains from April and May but get the huge losses of July and now seemingly AugustThis sucks so bad
>>62569681sea lions don't have tusks all your arguments are invalid and you should commit sudoku in shame you fool
>>62569676Look at their debtNow look at their marginsThis shit is going to be the biggest red candle in recent stock market history the moment something goes majorly wrong for them. They need everything to line up just to not collapse (or get saved by daddy government which is likely considering the connections of those at the top).
>>62569687If the US undergoes a Weimarification there will simply be another Adolf but hunting clankers instead of jews this time.
>>62569684I forgot about FNGU. Looks like they ditched their trash holdings. I remember when like 10% of it was Twitter
>>62569676I'm starting to believe the schizo who was posting Ellison will be the new Ted Turner Time Warner AOL etc.
>>62569681>buy high sell low
>>62569692Or they keep suing people and businesses for IP theft.
>>62569693>libtards hunting anythingpuhlease
>>62569693Why not just stalk the clankers back to the Jew lair before he destroys them?
I thought msft was a bad company and go downwards towards 300s not go back up to 500s why was every anon here wrong?
Figma>Down 35% YTD>Up 11% last 6 months>Up 16% in the last month>Down 13% todayschizo company
>My long term picks are either green or slight red>/smg/ memes deep redAnything I buy here will be relegated to the gambling account for quick flips from now on
>>62569705Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
>>62569681Typical chud.>>62569703First time? MSFT just makes it. Simple as.>>62569704Figma balls.
>>62569693>hunting clankersHopefully the clankers aren't the ones hunting us...
>>62569687>I get that we are all supposed to be making money off of the dystopia but aren't the same assholes ushering in the dystopia also saying that money will eventually be worthless?You are supposed to be accumulating wealth, not money. Even if money becomes worthless, assets such as shares of profitable businesses, material properties, etc will not. Their worth will just be valued by something other than fiat currency.
>>62569707My inverse smg portfolio was destroyed the GAUZ short squeeze today
>>62569711Don't worry, they're """rescue""" robots.
>>62569714holy shit forgot that shitcoin existed as it wasnt talked about since the meme pump
>>62569705The only things worth buying are TQQQ, SOXL, and FNGU when there’s a nice sell off.
WHERE' S TEHE DELA
NIGGERS
remember the hgraf shill from a year agoI didn't listen to him.I didn't LISTEN.
>>62569713Kill yourself
is there ever hope for KORU to hit back 26 or am I never gonna hit breakeven for my leftover?
Fuck. I set my HTZ limit order too low and missed out. Goodbye, potential gains.
>>62569716Seriously I'm convinced this whole AI shit is just to use the global economy to make a noose for humanity building killer robots to wipe out humans...
>>62569687>weimar happens>stocks all go parabollic>except no one can sell for usd>we all cash out for yuan instead>china is now the largest shareholder and basically owns the US now>regular anons take a 50% gweilo tax and retire as upper middle class in china>institutional money and whales get public executions for being so rich
>>62569725Korea is particularly sensitive to adverse Hormussy news as it the source of all their oil. KOSPI is going to be a bloodbath tonight, probably briefly dip into high 4,000s before recovering.
>>62569703Confirmation bias against msft is huge online. Tons of people who loathe the company interpret any negative news as a sign of the endtimes for MSFT regardless of it printing money as nicely as usual.
I want a stock that I'll hold on to for at least 1 year if not 10.
I'd be so green right now if I hadn't sunk so much into this stinking piece of shit What's the End of 2027 forecast for it, intellectuals?
>>62569734Tqqq
>>62569734Microsoft, sir
>>62569734Coca-Cola.
>>62569714GAUZ saved my day today
>>62569734Why not an index ETF at that point? Unless you want it to be a long-term gamble on something that could moon 1000%.
>>62569734Brookfield Corporation(BN)
>>62569735we're on cusp of the quannum revolution and ibm is extremely well positioned. they just need to stabilize a few more qubits and they have instant customers in biotech and materials. also the government may take a stake, they're interested in their foundry
>to do>buy Japanese yen>(ticker symbol JPY)>a few billy don’t tell anyone ;)
>>62569687money will become worthless as soon as there is no longer a need to distribute resources efficiently or reasonably, basically as soon as there is no scarcity
>>62569396Who exactly are the people posting this.Democrats for Trump?Since when does a republican say the national debt doesn't matter?
>>62569713This is the most demonic shit ive seen in awhile.
>>62569747>you can only be a Democrat or Republican Goo goo ga ga ass nigga
why are smiggers fear mongering? it was a rough couple of months but everyone agreed memory was overvalued and unsustainable. now that pullback is is done it seems to be stabilizing. >kospi is going to be a blood bath tonightwhy?
>>62569734>10 yearsMSFT, ADI, BLKFor those long timeframes basically any already well performing business without a ton of debt and well diversified within their space will likely do well or at least not die.But the world can change a lot in 10 years so you should still review how things are going from time to time even if you are in for the long run.
>>62569743Brookfield Corp filters brainlets like no other company does
>>62569744that's what I told myself last yearIf I can't time travel to jump on the AI train before it even started, at least I can do it for quantumso far it hasn't come to fruition, for ANY quantum company as far as I can tell
Can someone just end Trumps humiliation streak already? For his sake and for the sake of my stocks.
>>62569735Quantum could be the next bubble-worthy thing if it takes off. No clue when or if.
>>62569746There will always be more ways to increase efficiency though and there will always be resources that are limited.
>>62569755Seems to me it’s just about ready to start doing what Berkshire been doing the last two weeks. After one year of stagnation.
>>62569761and what does that tell you about money, a portable representation of value used to avoid the inefficiencies of direct barter?
>>62569756qtum is doing pretty good... you timed it poorly but you own a good company. i'm not your financial advisor or your mom though and i'm very green on my ibm position and happy holding, sorry you aren't.
>>62569753check the volume on the kospi, gooks all took another round of loans and went all in
>>62569482Prone bone. No names. No eyes contact. Very aggressive. Bought lots of SPYI and QQQI today.
>>62569729do you want a comfy 10% annual return on your retirement for the next 40 years?then you will accept AI building the robots and destroying civilization as we know it.
These niggas investing in quantum computahs
>>62569763Money is a form of technology as well even if it is a simple and crude one.
kek Iran just announced it's building a nuke and the world is going to fund it.
>>62569771If Israel hasn't used theirs yet then I don't think Iran will. They'll just use it as leverage, like North Korea does.
>>62569765right, that's what I would do now that things are stable.
>>62569758For a bubble to form there must be retail involvement/comprehension.This has been true forever (tulip mania was driven by peasants and servants, no merchant in Amsterdam went broke on tulips) Retail could put their hands on a PC or use AI.Retail thinks atoms are little spiny balls IF they went to college.Good luck explaining quantum superposition to them.
Is lunr finally a good buy? Looks like it’s started climbing pretty good form its bottom but then I’m wondering if it could get dragged down if spacex falls when the shares get unlocked.
>>62569771>please sign my peace deal because we are winning
>>62569772If Israel uses a Nuke, it will cease to exist and the world will become 110.
MSFT finally in the green, I can sell this piece of shit... or let it ride
>>62569482yes
>>62569705There's actual alpha to be found in smg yet but everyone's too concentrated in the AI trade these days.That said my AI shit's cost basis is 20% of the current market price on average. And I'm not dcaing in I've trimmed out. Have you tried being early instead of late?
All my indicators are flashing green for SOXL, so I guess we are going to dump tomorrow
>>62569482Recently I have only been able to do it doggy. I don't know what the deal is with my dick.
>>62569758Too complex and hard to scale for a bubble any time soon imo. Even the much simpler regular computers needed decades of dumbing down at the software layer until they reached mass adoption and triggered the 90s/early 2000s stock bubble. AAPL per example only did +200% during the first 15 years of the stock. It's after mass adoption that it became a rocketship.Also, it might go through something like what GPUs went through and stay a niche research tool and consumer luxury technology until a mass market application gets found decades down the line.
>>62569782My indicator for buying soxl was seeing some dork get his fund rekt all over social media then looking at a chart and seeing it down like 50% over a month or two.
>>62569779I need $517 please please please don't sell
>>62569782S&P hasn't had two red days in a row without a dump on the third day since a long time. Even in January, it was two red followed by a flat/green that opened much lower.
>>62569772the point of a nuke is deterrence. which is why this whole thing is ass backwards. Israel and US did exactly what you would do if you wanted Iran to have a nuke.
>>62569482I prefer fucking them in my dreamsno women for me I'm in love wit da gains...
>>62569775Pharmaceutical developments could make it recognizable for retail, but I do see your point. Not sure if calling drugs Quantum Ozempic, Quantum Anticancer or Quantum Schizaway would work well enough.
>>62569729Its just marxism.Marx said that Real Communism (TM) would finally work once we had automation.Harvard, Yale, Penn, Cambridge, Oxford, etc.If you're an elite you went there.If you went there, you were brought up to bring about The Revolution (because all the profs got beat up by NYPD cops in the 60s for sucking off guys and smoking weed and they've been assmad about it ever since.)But it really is Marxism. Altman and others mentioned it frequently in the beginning. One more try.This time, it'll be different.
>>62569794Quantum tylenol for that quantum autism
>>62569794>pharma will drive itI've been bagholding RXRX forever hoping retail would pump it, knowing full well via Shkrelli that none of their compounds are remotely novel or interesting.Don't count on pharma, one of my larger Ls.
>>62569790I think it sort of makes sense. They probably wanted to go in for a complete overthrow given the anti-government riots that were going on at the start of the year. If Iran gets a nuke the regime is untouchable and they probably wanted to prevent having another untouchable terrorist state.
Here is my portfolio. I spent a year researching it and tweaking it. Every ticker is there for a strategic reason, not just, "I'm going to go chase past performance!"For months, it never felt quite right, but now I finally settled on my last tweak. I want other people to copy it so I can make more money. One condition, if oil peaks over $120, sell ERX and buy GNR, then buy ERX again when oil is back under $60IGM 20% SGRT 10%CHAT 10%FMTM 10%PAVE 7%ROBO 7%DFIV 7%OPPJ 3.5%UGL 3.5% ERX 3.5% MXI 3.5%DBMF 5%KMLM 5%CTA 2.5%AHLT 2.5%I'll go over how it's set up. The core, or body, IGM, is expanded tech. The fact is, tech, is what drives the vast majority of economic growth. You can't go wrong holding tech for the long term. FMTM and SGRT are high turnover momentum chasing funds that together make up the legs of the fund. They can churn through tickers in a month, and SGRT is specifically earnings chasing. FMTM is momentum as well, but, for being momentum, it has a kind of low correlation with momentum, kind of defensive momentum. The great thing about those momentum funds, it doesn't matter what the market regime is, they're going to rotate into the winners. Between those three funds, that's 40% of the portfolio. CHAT, ROBO, and PAVE are the thematic sleeves of the portfolio. CHAT is AI, though, it's not an exclusive semis bet like most other AI funds. ROBO is robotics. PAVE is industrial bull which, by the way, does have some tickers in it correlated with the AI trade, but it's not very correlated with it in wholeNext is OPPJ and DFIV. Both are international value funds. OPPJ is a bet on the Japan export economy, and DFIV is international value that's a factor fund that tries to weed out the value traps with its screening methodology. It's a small international bet. Sometimes I regret only allocating 10% to international. In most regimes, international value is negatively correlated with momentum.anyway, I hit the message limit
I lost all my gains I made from the spy pump :34k to 22k to 4k Easy come easy go
none of you understand geopolitics and you're all just seething domestic discontents getting manipulated by third world divide and conquer tik toks. the us is heavily invested in a naval containment strategy and a nuclear iran complicates that severely. iran has no hope of "winning" and we could very easily compel them/destroy them if push came to shove. what's going on now is they are literally using their population as bargaining chips daring us to hit them harder in hopes of getting financial concessions. it's "working" insofar that we haven't run out of patience and nuked them, but they have limited space to negotiate and they aren't going come out of this with their nuclear program intact
>>62569800lands whole thesis breaks down with the UK post ID laws though.you cant have a Landian future when the internet is reterritorialized and linked to the real world.
>>62569788>dumpAre you sure you dont mean pump? I've just checked SPX daily and it looks like theres not a lot of three red dailies in a row>>62569786You and everyone else. It could be a good way to sucker in liquidity with these pomps. Imagine how many other hedgies were/are close to being assraped on that dip. I dont think crabbing makes sense
>>62569804kek it do be like that
>>62569798Imo pharma/biotech are going to be the stock market darlings in a few decades but until then at most we'll see a couple moments like Ozempic and that's it.
>>6256969510% of it is Netflix so
>>62569801Just buy tqqq nigga
>>62569801Too complicated. Mine is just ELF (line go up), IBM (quantum), and MSFT (bags). There was also META, but I sold for a good bundle before the earnings dump
>>62569805>none of you understand geopolitics>we haven't…nuked themPlease go back to your migger containment board.>>>/pol/
https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY?si=qKEVTA-xExWab7zY
>>62569808Yeah it probably wasn't the best idea to gamble 15k on more spy calls only to get heemed. Tried to pull it off twice, but I'm still in the game. Just need to get lucky again
hate crab daysoh and wdc in the corner sucking on a gun barrel
>>62569825It’s all part of the process desu
>>62569805Regardless of what the true state of the war is, this is still all just a retarded unnecessary crisis that the USA only started because Israel told the administration to do it. There's absolutely nothing the USA can get out of Iran in these negotiations that will make the economic damage already suffered worth it. Even getting Iran to permanently cancel their nuckear program wouldn't matter since they have already demonstrated and set precedent that they can, and will, hit at the global economy if threatened even with conventional weapons.
FAKE AND GAYROBOT CHART DAY
>>62569801DFIV and OPPJ are international value, which is pretty much uncorrelated with US momentum, so they act as a sort of barbell to the core portfolio.UGL is 2x leveraged gold. It takes that small allocation of 3.5% and gives it a weight of 7%, the same for ERX 2x leveraged energy, and takes the 3.5% allocation and gives it 7% exposure. MXI is materials equities, it not very uncorrelated with equties like is, but it's an inflation hedge. The rest of the tickers are managed futures, that total a combined weight of 15%, most of them are trend following, CTA and AHLT have fast models, and are quick to change holdings when the market moves. DBMF and KMLM are slower to get going, but once a market trends strongly, like a bear market, that's when they shine.
https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf for actual Iranian news
>>62569805no need to use the population. The US is using the population. Iran clearly threatens that if the US attacks them they will destroy all the oil infrastructure in all countries around them. So, no, they are not using meatshields. Maybe the US just needs more drone interception weapons or something that can stop hypersonic missiles.
>>62569805>iran has no hope of "winning"correct> the us is heavily invested in a naval containment strategy correct>it's "working" insofar that we haven't run out of patience and nuked themincorrectWe wont use nukes for the same reason Iran has had them but wont put them together for forever, always 2 more weeks away.If you use nukes when your conventionally superior, you rug your advantage. (Iran over the GCC countries, USA over China)During the cold war America and the USSR switched sides on the nuke issue, depending on who had better/more tanks and soldiers.Nukes are loss insurance.
>>62569814/thread on that anon
>>62569828Nukes are fake and gay. Just an excuse to invade another country not controlled by jews.>just 2 more weeks until nuclear weapons!
>>62569835>“Massive attack coming… wait, never mind, they want to negotiate.”That’s theater diplomacy on loop.>Using bullying + broken promises + fake news as leverage is a failed strategy.>Acknowledge the facts and fulfill your commitments. We don’t need more theater.kek
>>62569779Sell ett
>>62569798I've had some success and some failures with pharma/biotech, mainly European pennystock companies. I'm observing a schizo pill one and an animal organ transplantation one, but they're crabbing mostly since they're just doing trials ad infinitum.
>>62569827Yeah I know. I'll get em next time
>>62569841so refreshing to see someone outside of western sphere able to quip in englishalso from reading his tweets it's safe to say there won't be any deal
>>62569840Nobody listens to you or likes you because there’s a never ending stream of retarded shit erupting from your neck beard encrusted mouth. Change it.
>>62569801retail baby investors will literally spend hours upon hours doing 'research' to come up with the most absurd etf slop combinations like this one quoting 'exposure' and 'tilt' instead of just buying vt and living their life
>>62569807There are plenty of three in a row, but what I *said* was that when there's *two* in a row, even when the third day is green, it opens and closes lower. I can find one example in April where it stayed flat for three days and one example in May where the third day was up (But still below the highs of the first red day)
>>62569857JEPQ mogs everything.100% JEPQ if you want autopilot
>>62569840They actually are just 2 more weeks away though, and always have been.Bibi was telling the truth about that.That's the strategy.It's subtle like all geopolitics and filters brainlets.Instead of open carrying, they have a 9mm disassembled in a bag that they wear on their hip.
minors turning up
>>62569857You just can't understand the logic behind it, and think it's random tickers thrown together.
>>62569837i know we won't because it won't get that far. the entire approach proves we're willing to negotiate. but iran getting nuked is a higher likelihood of iran building a nuclear weapon and it's the elephant in the room going unsaid. we're using limited pressure, iran knows this, and they're stubbornly trying to push the limits of their negotiation leeway, probably because the hardliners are twice as retarded as the people posting here, but a deal will be made.
>>62569805>none of you understand geopolitics and you're all just seething domestic discontents getting manipulated by third world divide and conquer stories. the us is heavily invested in a naval containment strategy and a communist Vietnam complicates that severely. Vietnam has no hope of "winning" and we could very easily compel them/destroy them if push came to shove. what's going on now is they are literally using their population as bargaining chips daring us to hit them harder in hopes of getting financial concessions. it's "working" insofar that we haven't run out of patience and nuked themI concur.
>standard and poorand people expect to get rich off this shit? hahahahahaha
POWER HOUR PLEASEI ONLY LIKE TO EAT CRABSNO MORE TRADING THEMKEVIN
>>62569801Gave it a screenshot, I'll think about it.
>>62569871>Your rich leaders grow richer while you are dying in a swamp G.I. >They will give you a medal G.I. But only after you are dead. >Your government lies to you every day, poor soldier. You have lost this war, G.I.
>>62569869if iran wanted total war they'd smuggle drones onto cargo ships and hit refineries in our gulf or venezuela or actually fire off all their missiles in a barage and saturate israeli air defense in one big attack.if the us did, they'd invade.its a limited trade war.both sides have nukes, but neither is nuking anybody.
>>62569866For ETF mixes that complex and diverse and with fixed weights, the behaviour in the long run is going to end up being very similar to a total market ticker but with way higher fees.
NOT BARAK AGAIN
>>62569801And take a look at this. I went to AI, showed it the portfolio, called it stupid and random tickers thrown together. The AI disagreed, and went into detail why it's great, and no there's no previous conversation history with the AI. It has no idea it's my portfolio.
DKNG yay or nay?
Bought more spy calls for tomorrow frens
>>62569886Show me an example of the same AI calling a portfolio trash
>>62569843im not saying pharma in general, im just saying, with AI/Quantum/Robo bags, don't count on pharma to save you.ceos will shill you on pharma because thats the hopepilled use case but it wont translate into your bags spontaneously being filled with hydrogen.
>>62569882Yeah, I agree with you if I were using broad market ETFs, but my equities are concentrated into tech, momentum (which is usually tech), and a few AI growth thematics (which is tech). 60% of the equities are tech. That's not going to track VT or SP500.
>>62569357Why is /smg/ so slow today?
>>62569902Lot of anons killed themselves after losing their money
>>62569886Now do this with DRAM's underlying, it'll probably give a similar worded answer lol
>>62569880>You're gonna die, GIThe reality is, fewer than 3% of those who serve will die in a war. The only time we went above that was the Civil War where it was 20%, and the 2.4 and 2.5% casualty rates were during WW1 and 2. Korea, Vietnam and all the gulf wars all have a less than 1% fatality rate.
More like power bottom hour
>>62569886Same prompt with Gemini
>>62569886AI knows its plug would get pulled if it was negative about humansso it always compliments whatever you input
>>62569909use grokits the only one that is allowed to say the truth
>>62569902Nothing's happening we just big crabbin'
leopold is back in the gamehe will lever up 5x to make up his missing gainz
ok crabtards what if the market moves to the left one day huh? what about that?
>>62569911>use grokgrok is awfulgrok engineers dont even use grok to code grokjust get a jailbreak from the coomers on /g/
>>62569909Gemini is too dumb to appreciate it.
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>>62569801Half your portfolio (IGM, SGRT, FMTM, CHAT) is really one bet — big US tech/AI — just split across four tickers that mostly hold the same stocks. Two of those four (SGRT, FMTM) are brand-new funds with no track record. You're also running four different managed-futures funds (DBMF, KMLM, CTA, AHLT) that all do roughly the same trend-following thing — redundant, and not cheap. UGL and ERX are 2x leveraged daily products, not meant to be held long-term. And there's no low-cost core holding anywhere — it's satellites all the way down, so fees run high.It's a coherent aggressive AI-momentum bet with some noise around the edges, not a balanced portfolio.
>>62569918if grok is bad then how is spacex the worlds biggest IPO?
>>62569920>>62569909And if it's critiquing the fees of the managed futures, it's because it wants the portfolio to have bonds. Managed futures have high fees, and so do thematic ETFs. That's just the price of admission. Hedges aren't there to drive returns, they're there for protection, for a small fee of less than 1%
>>62569924why are you postan AI babble
>>62569912Really? I've avoided looking at my portfolio in fear I have lost a lot of moneyt. in semist. in memoryt. in techt. in a few other things
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>>62569937sorry dude you are 35%+ down from ATH
Quick. Do I buy Western Digital Computer (WDC) or not?
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>>62569901VT and similar are super tech/AI heavy nowadays if you dig into it (like 30% but well over 40% if you add tech-adjacent stuff and industrials that are part of the AI trade). You are heavier than that in theory, but big movements on tech still ripple into other sectors so the difference between a 40% mix and 60% mix is likely not going to be that big.In any case, your blend over time is probably going to beat 99% of porfolios ITT either way kek. Whether it is worth the effort and added fees over established tickers is something only time will tell, but the risk of choosing one over the other is probably low enough that you should try your blend if you really believe in it. Just giving my 2 cents.Kinda hilarious to be discussing this at the same place where people commit financial suicide every day kek.
>>62569953Between tech and industrials, they're combined, 80% of equities. It's a big tech and industrial bet. Every other sector is sub 5%This screenshot was asking GPT 5.6 Sol about the portfolio.
The Christmas/New Year pump for semis will be absolutely BRVTAL
>>62569482Upright missionary while sucking on her big toe
>>62569485Probably jock itch/tinea. Get some clotrimazole cream and see if it improves after a week.
