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House of bulls edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Featured Stock of the thread:
NYSE: MCD McDonalds

>Previous
>>62571722
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> nows
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This False heathen thread has been condemned to hell by the imperium
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I'm smiggin ruined lol :3
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green id get
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how are we supposed to get back to all time highs if sneed disk is being a nigger
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>>62572385
You guys think Berkshire is a slurp today?
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SHOO SHOO SNIBS
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Old thread dead
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nintendo clitty sissies I thought it was our time...
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why is space x going up saars. chinese man from reddit told me to short.
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>>62572384
how do I get my hands on physical, paper stocks? I don't trust all these electronic stocks people have nowadays.
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ELF heading to triple digits. Let's gooooooo
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>>62572384
>find shipping futures etf
>BWET
>1400% ytd
You faglords didn't shill this hard enough. We could all be not dealing with the real world.
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We'll all make it
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I need to creampie a woman again

Up .30% so far btw
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>up 50%+ on everything I hold
>dont want to fuck up my beautiful low cost averages
>very few new opportunities out there to repeat this

wat do? I started stacking NCLD and LYTE today because I think they'll pay off down the road but fuck man I have too much cash (five figs)
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>>62572409
Golden slurp oportunity, same with Rockstar, bing bing will soar on gayscom and rockstar will have all the nigger cattle watching their 30 seconds trailer alongisde netflix
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KEVAN
DEPLOY THE V
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>>62572409
honestly it's still way up from before. I was expecting sub-10 soon. is this because of the jap currency speculation or is m$ trying to make an acquisition?
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thank god I sold memory stocks 2 weeks ago
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>>62572409
They all went to the real gaymer stock.
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So I was puzzled by CoT showing a lot of healthcare bullishness by big boys and a lot of senators buying HC stocks, but on balance the dems have been pretty well behaved about the war.

I think we'll probably be getting universal healthcare regardless of who wins as part of some backroom Nixon/Bismarck style deal.

But given that they're bullish, it'll be either a buyout or a Germany style hybrid system.

Does anyone know of any papers proposing how this will happen in a way that makes HC bulls wealthier instead of nationalization?
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we're gonna have another gay day. hope monday is better
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>>62572417
What are your holdings?
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>>62572384
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>>62572418
so are you bullish on gta6 or not? either gta6 is a success and nintendo is punished for not having it or gta6 is a flop and nintendo is still punished because the video game industry is declining because of reduced consumer discretionary spending.
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>>62572403
Is that more green or blue?
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>>62572431
>Implying the Koreans won't panic sell first thing Monday.
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>>62572417
If you're not selling, you obviously think the companies are going further so buy more.

I feel like you've got to periodically revise your mental price point like this otherwise you get paralysed into inaction because everything 'feels' to expensive. (Why BRK has missed out on this bull run lmao)
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>>62572427
Is universal HC even good for business? Most pharma and healthcare revenue comes from the USA and the government has way stronger leverage to negotiate prices with companies than individuals do.
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>>62572436
Or they might slurp on retard leverage. One can hope
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>>62572434
no no you buy ntdoy to make the soi face at your computer and jerk off to underaged pokemon girls and baby peach
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>>62572384
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>>62572432
too many to list across 3 platforms
>its about 50 different things (mostly ETF's) totalling over a million $

My greatest win is NET (up 997%)
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>>62572434
>and nintendo is punished for not having it
The kind of person that's going to spend their paychecks on GTA6 Online (you know, the part of the game that will make 99% of the revenue) and the kind of person that spends big on nintendo are totally different. GTA6 is not going to have any sort of lasting impact on Nintendo stock.
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>>62572433
>high price buy MSFT

Um…based. Also creampie
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>>62572440
Nurse this man is delusional, sedate him!
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>>62572417
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>>62572434
Yeah, GTA 6 will sell easily 1 million copies, the problem is that it needs to recuperate their more than a billion dev cost, but GTAO already generates that billy so.....up to you anon.
Either way the industry is crashing so might as well just pull a kike move and rug pull the goyim.
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I've been thinking. Let's fast forward to the next major market bottom say next summer or fall, bottom of the global recession.

If take out a margin loan of $500k against my portfolio at 3.2% (IBKR) and buy a covered call ETF with no or little NAV erosion (such as TDAQ) that generates 20% APY with monthly distributions, that's effectively 16.8% on the $250k, which works out to to like $7000 per month. I'm also in Canada, so I can easily buy MSTE.TO (166% APY) or HHIS.TO (28% APY) to really crank up the gains. Think $20k per monthly.

And I get to hold on to my growth portfolio.

This seems like a no brainer strategy that doesn't involve managing monthly/weekly options positions.
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good morning sirs
anything to slurp?
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>>62572438
>you get to lock in your pharma product at a fixed price and be the sole provider of the product to the entire country
>you rape the generics as a bonus
>you have the option to "invest" in someone's election campaign and have the price negotiated up slightly
there are literally no downsides
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>>62572444
iirc I wanted that one and missed out
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Holy shit spcx shorts mass suicide. Glad I sold my puts early. This market is too manipulated by kikes
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>>62572450
What if you buy the bull trap though?
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>>62572448
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AAAAAAAA SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
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Sandisk down. Wow I really should just elt go of this garbage
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>>62572451
See
>>62572418
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insider tip here: the s&p will do a double reverse monkey fuck and be bought out by warner bros
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>>62572443
Amat, LITE and csco should be interesting.
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>>62572461
physical items are back in play, hold for another year
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Wow my defensive portfolio is really green so I feel like you guys must be getting fucked
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>>62572451
deez nuts
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>>62572469
My bussy is being ravaged atm.
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>>62572445
lasting impact, yeah no. short term impact, yeah. remember when the entire stock market forgot that nintendo was going to release a new console, then they pumped the stock price up 100% after the release, then dumped it 150% when it didn't take over the entire industry. nothing is priced in. share holders aren't going to be happy when they find out nintendo missed the boat on the biggest vidya release of the decade.
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>>62572435
not red today is going to be a good day
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>>62572351 #
Imagine the waste in the system from half-assed answers
AI fucking sucks. Any decent ones made recently to run locally? My local llama ai is pretty good but its only texts based.
Im not gonna pay for fucking AI. I paid for grok while i was doing my heavy programming snd thst shit just kept getting worse and worse. When i stopped paying it didnt get worse/better. Just would throttle me.
I just hop from ai to ai now. Its the most efficient method.
Man grok was my favorite but it cant even do basic shit anymore. Around hitler grok time grok worked phenomenally. If they can ever get there again i might pay like 30 a month again.
AI reminds me a lot of my CNC machine.
It can “build anything” “do anything” but if i want to make something its faster to just do it by hand. You have to just to get your idea perfectly laid out, get stuff precisely organized on machine AND perfectly stable. Gotta think of any possible way shit could go wrong. Triple check everything. And it might just break your bit for no reason and you gotta stsrt the print over, maybe your material is ruined and gotta replace that.
The simple CNC “printer” isnt so simple.
I could just do it manually faster, better, and with less head ache.
That is AI. It promises the world, but st the end of the day it costs more energy, more money, more time, more frustration and headache.
I probably could have spent half the time and learned to code better and been done with it, instead i spent weeks trying to re-ask the same query
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Man these SNDK Institutional shorts are some of the most ruthless cunts ive seen.
>Amazing earnings
Don't care
>Great guidance
Don't care
>15B $ share buyback
Don't care

Instead well just make up our own reality where things arent going at all instead of accepting that we gambled on a bad earnings, the house always wins tee hee
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>>62572457
I bought today
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>>62572458
The bull trap will be after like a 10% correction on the ES. I think ES corrects at least 31% from the next high (which might be at 9500) during this next recession, if not deeper to 50%. This a next year thing after the midterms.
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>>62572466
Cisco estimate is pretty high, I am completely out of the loop, are they doing anything AI or same old console commands shit?
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>>62572466
hoping for more optics pumping on LITE and COHR
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>>62572452
>>you get to lock in your pharma product at a fixed price and be the sole provider of the product to the entire country
>>you rape the generics as a bonus
>>you have the option to "invest" in someone's election campaign and have the price negotiated up slightly
That's not universal healthcare, that's just open door corruption at a level that should cause a civil war kek.
Countries with proper universal hc nuke the prices of all meds have have more than one provider per med, including generics.
If the bet is that the administration will keep being openly corrupt to extract as much money as possible out of the citizens with their corporate pals then I agree with the bet.
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>>62572472
if tech is full of trannies what is the femboy bussy investment?
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>>62572480
Lucky gambling retard. I somehow made $200 cuz I bought puts at the top
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>>62572487
Right now its memory.
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SpaceX saars we're going to make it
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>goes down
>pumps up 20 points in one line for no reason
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>>62572489
Anon, do you own memory?
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It wants to go red so bad bros
Just let it go. Let it slide down so we can have another gigabull in a year.
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SpaceX niggers ARE YOU READY FOR LIFTOFF?!
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GDXU
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>>62572473
The thing is that you never know what's gonna happen on short term swings.
For all we know, GTA6 might run like absolute shit on the PS5 causing the market to panic away from sony and pump the fuck out of Nintendo because they are the only company with a new console out at a pricepoint that people are still willing to pay.
It's not even coming out on PC so the biggest release on gaming history depends entirely on whether a 6 year old console can hold it together.
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>>62572498
>It's not even coming out on PC
damn they are retarded kek
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>>62572496
>he didnt boughted LOFF
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>finally got sick of skhy and dumped it
>shoots up
Not the other anon, his post gave me the push to take a small loss on that shit since nothing on the horizon seems capable of pumping it back up
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>>62572496
do crackheads ever get too depressed to go find crack?
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>>62572501
It will later but its usual console dev loyalty, quicker that sort of thing dies off the better
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SPCX +9% what are the fucking
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>>62572501
>manage to delay cheats for GTA6 online, their biggest goyim milking scheme for a few weeks/months
>retarded
????
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>>62572509
YOU are the Fucking!
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>>62572493
Well my port is 120k. 20k in the Korea ETF and the rest in QQQ. So probably like 15% exposure because Korea is pinned to memory anyway.
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>>62572501
They will mostly likely release it on PC when they release the PS6 version. They can't do it now because the PC version would absolutely rape the ps5 version and woukd cause a shitstorm online.
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>>62572509
the real question is does it stay there.
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>>62572467
yeah it sucks sometimes but lots of times it's also actually useful
just gotta manage your expectations and learn to use it properly, just like any other tool
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>>62572476
I get a lot done with just the basic $20 a month plan on ChatEBT. Not that it doesn't fuck up and hallucinate now and then or just act plain retarded. But I find it pretty useful. If nothing else it's good for querying basic stuff where as in the past I'd have to Google it and sift through two pages of Youtube results with guys soifacing in the thumbnail and taking 15 minutes to explain something that only really takes about 20 seconds. Of course now Gemini summarizes shit but I'd rather just use my openai app.
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>>62572503
Thank you sar
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>>62572498
>The thing is that you never know what's gonna happen on short term swings.
that's what they always say before losing everything
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BOUNCE BABY
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>>62572490
i dont trust this pump
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I have bought the top and sold the bottom on every SOXL and SOXS pump fuck
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SPCX just broke pre earnings high, doomp it
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>>62572526
i did that last year
several times
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Spcx shorts are you ok?
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>>62572526
You're not alone
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>>62572509
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spinboys I feel dizzy
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>tfw missed out on generational SPCX wealth
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>>62572395
You mean the oil general
No, your gay offbrand thread still exists
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>>62572532
Elon will be a quadrillionaire by EOD
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short space sex
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>>62572526
Buy the SOXS now , thank me later
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>>62572513
>20k in the Korea ETF
which one? was thinking worst korea may be oversold but the country is demographically doomed
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>>62572404
I am disappointed but no longer surprised, there is some hedge fund shorting this -for no reason except to make their shorts, not even a "maybe it will lose money in the future" reasoning just "fuck you and your chips"- and somehow /smg/ always ends up getting fucked by it.
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>>62572527
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OH
And my other favorite
>sndk has literally 100 times the profits of spcx, worth 160 billion
>spcx is up 10% though and is worth 1 trillion
Can't forget this classic.
Space isn't even a 'future growth industry', there's no long term bullcase here, it's just "wouldn;t a colony on mars be cool?".
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>>62572517
Yeah when i get back on my pc a lot i’ll probably look around. Ai shit changes from week to week these days which is also stopped me from paying.
A couple months ago my program got stuck in 100k amazon trade, bought the 270s top kek. Turned my pc(my programs) off till recently when it went back over 271.
So i hadnt even been doing pc shit for awhile, been obsessed with trying to make knives for no real reason and its consumed all my time. I made 1 knife so far kek, also still needs more layers of finishing. So still havent made a knife yet kek
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how many times is Kevin gonna say price stability at jackson hole?
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wheat
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these hedge funds need to be found and destroyed
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>>62572396
You deserve it and worse for being an AI slop poster.
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>>62572527
it doesn't have earnings

>>62572526
I've been holding chip etfs and dcaing the dump because I assumed the market would eventually stop being retarded seeing the good earnings and turn around and am now down a lot.
And I get jeets on twitter who swear SPCX is a buy, but Micron/amd/sneedisk are sells ebcause "saars 18 months forward looking, guidance not good" when the guidance is literally billions more in profit, but not tens of billions.

It's not a clown market, it's a jeet market.
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>>62572544
IQQK, europoor version.
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>>62572473
Everyone who made GTA good has been gone for years and its the last gaming company to not disapoint following the Great Monopolization Event.

Also, comedians who previously did the radio stuff said they wokefagged it up like 10 years ago.

Once it rugs gaming will finally be dead.
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awesome HTZ short squeeze
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I've had 4 days of 0.5-1% green in a row
I can feel the rug coming
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>>62572412
Go to the headquarters of whichever company you want to buy stocks in or call their number and request it, 99% of the time you'll get all the info you need
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>>62572552
Nice anon, my late father was a knifemaker. Wish I could show you some of his knives but alas I'd rather not dox myself.
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>>62572535
You would have sold at the first pullback stop lying to yourself
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look at this egregious bullshit
>one has 10 billion profits
>the other has 2 billion
Guess which
>but the profits will level off and maybe even go down
None of that shit matters when the one that has 10 billion will top out around 25 billion a quarter while the 2 billion one is 'lucky' if it can get to 10 billion by 2040.
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>>62572563
kek
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>>62572574
Jews
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WHEN THE WAVES COME CRASHING DOWN
AND YOU FEEL YOU'RE GONNA DROWN
I SWEAR I'LL BE THERE TO PULL YOU OUT
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>>62572574
well then you should be thrilled to buy shares at lower prices
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Up $52k today, reached $150k gains this week. Milestone achieved. Portfolio was at $938k now it's at $1083k.

The power of miners.
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>>62572584
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>>62572564
I'm getting that right now.
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>Overestimate May jobs numbers by 66,000 more then a 100% overestimation
This is a common occurrence of non-farm payroll data these days, I think it's time to revise how you collect the data and not rely on surveys
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>>62572587
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>>62572564
4 days of -1% incoming
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>>62572586
>the GDX daily chart
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XLE or XOM?
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>>62572531
>>62572543
>>62572557

hmm think its probably gonna carry on chopping till i quit and then move bigly in the one that i thought it wouldnt
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HELLO? CAN SOMEONE PUMP MY MUs? ANYONE? HELLO?
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>>62572595
Another 20% from here and I'll be back at all time highs on my port, probably going to have to sit through some side ways action though through October or November to get there though.
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>>62572449
They've already recouped the costs and turned a fat profit on pre orders alone.
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>>62572604
XLE has a higher annualized return rate. Look I totally get that XOM benefits from higher gas prices short term but oil giants like chevron and marathon and exxon just have better revenue overall, and tend to swoop in and buy people whove already built the oil infrastructure.
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I sold some META lads. Get in before the rocket takes off.
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>>62572607
Market makers are waiting for us to sell sar.
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what a weird week
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>>62572617
thank you for the sneedful bastard
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>>62572619
OH YEAH? THEN I'M BUYING MORE
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Anyone else think AI will replace most jobs in a year or two? These models are probably good enough to replace most desk jobs already. Anyone try CoPilot? The Excel feature can do basically any task.
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baby why are you such a chud doomer that wants bad things to happen? you have a really good job and if you had invested wisely you'd already be rich. i guess what you're doing is better than losing money through ignorance though. but sweetheart things are going to be ok, technological progress is good, and as a rule of thumb everything you read on /pol/ is meant to manipulate you and you should not be there. i hate to see someone as special as you so angry, so misled, so stubborn.
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Micron is "the most hated rally in history". All the 5 year fundamentals say "there is no cycle" and the selloff is unjustified, but there's so many seething midwit fags online crying about it. Not about google though, or microsoft. Those pumps because of "anthropic" are fine.

>>62572619
this but unironically and I'm pissed because if I sold a month ago I'd have tens of thousands extra to buy the lows.
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>>62572626
I've been using it at my job for a couple years and no I really don't think so.
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>>62572626
It will replace jobs in the same way that electric tools replaced manual tools
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>>62572478
Shoupdve jist done dividends. At least that forces the price compared to what seems like a "share buyback but we choose when to buy if at all" which is what I typically see with buybacks. That if is a big if. If they think the price is way too overinflated then I doubt they will buy. A dividend however happens, its announced, taking it back afterwards can open them to lawsuot by shareholders. Lets assume they have 150m shares in existence. $15b is equal to a measley $100 per share. Had they announced a $100 dividend I believe that would've done way more for the stock then a buyback which I assume has the typical clause that lets them back out
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Rare Earth Miners, it's time.

MP
UUUU
USAR
UAMY

All of these are in attendance according to Bloomberg.
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>>62572626
>CoPilot
It's kinda retarded but good for basic stuff and the only thing most companies are willing to pay for unless it is for coding.
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was away shopping and came back to a 9% neon green bbc dildo on pltr. what happened?
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>>62572626
>The Excel feature can do basically any task.
thats because you only understand surface level excel functionality
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>>62572634
I don’t see how. The models can complete entire tasks that have typically required critical thinking and judgment. It can go off of historical judgments (which most humans do anyway) and flag/document stuff that is beyond its abilities. You won’t need as many desk workers anymore.
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>>62572626
AI is only as good as the data its trained on. The internal AI tools we have here are utterly useless because we have so much CBI we work with that isn't allowed to be shared, that if you try to ask it something moderately important, it completely falls over.
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>>62572586
Really? Wow Im tired of missing out. Guess I shouldve pivoted out of semis and into those stocks instead. Ughh thinking about just going 100% cash
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>>62572636
SETM lookin good today
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>>62572632
Why would Microsoft pump because of Anthropic? Microsoft has nothing to do with Anthropic, they invested in OpenAI and had OpenAI contracted to exclusively use Azure Cloud but that deal fell apart months ago, you're a clueless bitch
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>>62572644
The one thing you're forgetting is that business owners like to lord over people. Same thing for management level. How can you get that with AI?
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HTZ not doing the needful
last time I listen to yuo madarchods
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>My MSFT 4x'd

>I only own six shares of it
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I had so much extra cash too, I got in on the June dip, I should have got 20 shares
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>>62572643
I’m not. I’ve spent years of my life on spreadsheets and am knowledgeable in almost formula. I’m also proficient in VBA and Power Query.
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>GLD calls are the biggest meme of the day on the options market
yeah they're gonna dump this shit for a minute to spook everyone aren't they
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>>62572644
It only replaces easy low paying jobs that a monkey could do.
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I just want to say to the guy who said get SNXX before earnings? I hope you fucking die
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Remember to always buy stonks and creampie women
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>>62572658
Probably next Tuesday, with Monday being one last hurrah.

Then a few weeks of sideways and down. I think the low is in.
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>>62572632
>pissed because if I sold a month ago I'd have tens of thousands extra to buy the lows.
Same. Though Id prefer to have sold off in June. My portfolio would be about double its size. Man this is depressing. Short end of the stick again. Im tired.
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Gemini gave me 10 free videos. Time to generate some more lewd slop I guess
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PLTR to $200, buy the dips. $400 long term.
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>>62572656
Not trying to be sarcastic or anything, but can you explain to me why I have to close the =TODAY() function when it doesn't have any arguments in it?
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>>62572642
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/03/palantir-pltr-earnings-q2-2026.html
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>>62572636
TMC are the dark horse here, the bottleneck is refining and they have a plant planned in Houston next to the big Tesla factory that just needs a little Fed money. If they sweet talk trump this meeting and get the green light TMC is going to moon. Even more if they manage to get expedited extraction permits
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Should I sell MSFT yet or keep hodling, hoping for that magic 660 mark /smg/ keeps telling me about?
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>>62572656
least jeeted post on smigger general today
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reminder microsaars won and smgcels lost
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>>62572644
Why not? Those desk workers can do something else valuable, like working the manual water pumps in the heatsink shed or shoveling coal into the furnaces. I'm not sure why that's considered less valuable labor for the same 100IQ person previously employed for their "critical thinking" skills. It's a way better fit in fact
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If I knew which site archived /biz/ I would go back to whoever gave me that MSFT tip and thank him, I've never had this much gainz in a day
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>>62572673
>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/03/palantir-pltr-earnings-q2-2026.html
that aint it. earnings was 3 days ago. what happened in the past 2 hours?
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>>62572683
https://warosu.org/biz/?task=search&search_text=msft
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>msft
So this garbage pumps while semiconductors and memory just fail? Without these how can any of those hope to succeed with AI?
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111 labu @ 267.51
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>>62572683
I was here shilling it at 350 the literal bottom
my hands were shaking that day knowing how much it would giga pump
now I'm losing it on HTZ lol
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>>62572687
Microsaar has gaylo and pajeet buff saar
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>>62572683
good job if you caught up 400 to 500 run anon proud of you
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>>62572687
Because AI growth is now in the cloud services you fucking retard, so the market is rotating
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>>62572687
AI and memory are pumped to shit while those using them not necessarily. MSFT is also very diversified, and could be pumping for a multitude of reasons. Cloud, W11, Copilot, gaming (Gamescom at the end of August).
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>hertz
>supposedly ~82% shorted with about 100m of total tradeable shares
>volume over 100m today
>dumped from overnight volume
Kek as if the market isn't manipulated. Why even buy these stocks? If they short it, then they usually win. If you short it, then they would probably pump it just to screw you over.
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data centers in space unironically
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>>62572701
A single server rack would take solar and radiator panels the size of the ISS stop enabling this retardation
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>>62572696
And everyone knows cloud services exist in the clouds and don't require any hardware. Lol these niggas think clouds are made of storage and memory, like look up at the sky nigga
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>>62572701
Underwater is the future. To protect us from sunflares
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>>62572586
>>62572646
And just like that, now up $67k, almost at $1.1m again on my port.
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>>62572701
>water on the sun unironically
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So.....how many of you guys are still holding semis and or memory stocks? I see less talk of it. Idk if you guys sold or simply got too shy to post because of the losses and simply lurk.
>inb4 you guys post but simply ignore that part of your portfolio
Lol

Damn I really should've gone all in on GDXU or the oil companies. Oil price is manipulated but the oil companies profits still exist and thus would've been profitable. I guess in another scenario where the commodity is obviously being manipulated, simply buy the stocks of companies that would profit from the true direction the underlying would cost.
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>>62572711
>$1m+
Damn. My life would be comfy right now if I had that much. Even 500k would be nice. Yet....I'm down like 50% since mid June ;_;
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>>62572711
get a trip and guide our hips next time please we're retarded
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>>62572708
The current share price doesn't reflect the current value of a company you dumb nigger, it reflects the projected value, the hardware growth is all priced in now, you have companies like Sandisk go up nearly 3000% in a year and are so stupid you think it's going to continue going up massively, you're retarded, kill yourself
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>>62572684
It's Friday, holmes
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>>62572711
impressive. very nice.
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>>62572726
Its actually shabbat
You should get off if you dont want to piss off God
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Anyone know why gold is pumping like a retard by the way? There's no way it's just "le bottom" right? Did all central banks just jump on the 4k and slurp it?
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What’s wrong with holding leveraged stocks if things are crabbing? Like if I expect something to go back up within a month, can’t I just hold even if it’s likely to go up and down a bit before then?
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great day for mako gathering if you ask me...
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>>62572711
>that return over a years time
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>>62572725
sar do not speak like this on sanjay's disk I will rape your throat dalit bastard
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>>62572711
>tax man comith
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>>62572716
I'm out for the most part, been trading SNXX and MUU lately. 400 shares of Nigvideo that are tied up by covered leaps.
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Feels good to be in leveraged minors today doesn't it
I'm up 60k
couple more days like this and my YTD becomes green
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>>62572732
Because it magnifies the downs more than it does the ups
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>>62572716
>hiding
I ain't never scared. I'm here posting about MU and AMD every day of the week.
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>>62572730
I have beef with Yahweh.
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yo ai, is we up bigly or nah
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>>62572707
so? there's plenty of room up there. launch costs keep going down as well. we may see the day.
>>62572710
that's a good idea too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEXCyqkEKA
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>>62572716
I will hold my SNXX to zero.
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>SpaceSex up 9%
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the daily ceiling on PLTR is 170. can it break through?
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>SpaceX Stock Meltdown Takes $28 Billion Bite Out of Google's Portfolio
clown town
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>>62572723
Just buy the low in precious metals and uranium miners, probably get one more buying opportunity during the week of September FOMC is my guess. Then hold on.
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>AMZN
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>>62572716
>seething commodity investor
There is always discussions about semis even in the doldrums. Its the commodity people that always disappear when line stops going up kek.
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>>62572661
I literally said in my post it could make you a fortune OR DESTITUTE. RETARD. Blame yourself, not me. I told you what the risk was.
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Is it normal for a $3 trillion company to pump 40% in a single month?
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>>62572753
No one is going to pay for that
And no, there is not plenty of room
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>>62572737
Only when I sell, plus half of it is shielded in tax deferred and after tax accounts.
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every day i keep thinking, today will be different, biotech will trade up intraday. but it's not. every day is the same. luckily i keep getting bailed out by opening and closing action though.
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>>62572755
Ive decided that if spacex is going to pilfer my 401k money thats the only place I'm going to own it.
So, good, I guess.
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>>62572755
>SPCX up 10%
>CELH up 10%
Knife catchers will inherit the earf
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>>62572716
I believe integrated majors haven't had their last say yet. They jump up and down with the price of oil but that's algos being retarded. Crack spreads are still massive and profitable. I'm down a bit on my TTE and holding, worst case scenario it becomes my divvy stock until I break even. No clue what's pumping gold so no idea if miners are still at entry level prices or not.
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>>62572716
I'm in this SNXX shit because I listened to some asshole and now I, too, am going to zero on it. I hate the guy who said to buy it and I wish him harm
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trade desk bros I'm back under 10%.....
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>>62572770
>CELH

FUCK
I WAS GOING TO INVEST IN THEM MONDAY
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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good data is good
bad data is good
inflation is good
but lower inflation is also good
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TRIPS
AND
WE
DIPS
:3
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PAY

THE

JIYZA
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>>62572776
deal is also good
but no deal is also good
means there could still be a deal
which would be good
but no deal is also good
because there could still be a deal
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>>62572686
Thanks

>>62572689
was probably you thx

>>62572695
awesome, just gotta decide to hodl or dupm
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>>62572764
Yes of course, it's only bad when the hated memory stocks do it
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>>62572764
yeah when it got irrationally sold off from a high of 550 to a low of 350
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i'm getting into energy
fuck this gay shit
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I boughted the LASR dip.
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>>62572745
WAGMI brotha.
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>>62572770
I prefer to think of myself as a knife juggler
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>sold HTZ
>pumps 8% in 5 minutes
lmao talk about volatile
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>Up +21.98% on GDXU

saving my ass from my retarded tech shorts
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*checks the vix to see if we're closing in on The Big One*
>it's below 15 now
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>>62572798
Predictable ain't it, it hit 2.15 which was the last point I'd make a profit so I sold for like $100 up. Watch it hit $5 now
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>>62572801
Jobs report was bad, market expected a gain of 80,000 jobs in July but it came in at -23,000 so the rate hikes are less likely, hence the green day, they also revised May's numbers down from 129,000+ to 63,000+, an overestimation of 66,000 jobs, and revised June's jobs down 20,000
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What about klarna though? Can you guys go and pump it please
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sneedisk oversold again, who is the obsessed faggot that exclusively shorts SNDK but leaves semis alone
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I just bought HTZ calls with over 200% IV.
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>>62572814
Me, enjoy holding my bags.>>62572814
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>>62572808
I almost put in a stop loss at 2.49 before open but I stopped myself lol
obviously should have sold when the squeeze wasn't squeezing
live and learn I guess
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>economy bad: rates stay low so it doesn’t get worse
>economy good: rates stay low because if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
Dude crash lmao
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>>62572700
kek at the baggies that bought calls or at market open around $2.5, GME or AMC like squeeze will NEVER happen again
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>>62572681
What the fuck is that.
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>>62572824
>he doesn't know about CAR
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>>62572683
MSFT bro was right
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>>62572821
The stock market isn't the real economy, higher rates = higher borrowing costs, the market is fuelled by debt, you need to stop conflating the two
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>H-1B visa holders are included in official U.S. jobs reports if they are working on U.S. payrolls
actual unemployment is so much worse than they claim
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>>62572770
ofc CELH pump when i panic sold
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Moving averages are converging on WEN
Another synchronicity
Probably has something to do with the wildfires in Canada, too. I will perform a divination tonight. Unironically fortune cookie divination has worked well for me so far. Much better than tarot cards or the magic conch. You don't actually use the message you use the lucky numbers. True divine RNG. The numbers become the probability of your trade being successful after u average them together. That's how I knew how to go into msft kek
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>>62572824
oh no there's bunch of them
and if you want to swing trade you could sit and stare at that chart and make a killing bouncing off of supports even when there's no squeeze
it's just not really worth it when the market is giving me 2% every day for doing nothing
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>>62572827
are you implying here that you're goku?
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>>62572832
>MNST down 3.58%

WHAT THE FUCK
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the yen is growing stronger
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>your waifus face when you bought before the pump
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>>62572809
>expected a gain of 80,000 jobs in July but it came in at -23,000
>a cool 100k less than expected
The expectation only dropped a little too.

Even ignoring the jobs, I thought the average earnings YoY missing at 3.2% from the expected 3.5% was significant. You need those earnings gains to keep rising prices effects in check.

I know it's almost a memeword by now, but one more report like this and stagflation could become an actual worry.
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>>62572836
Yes, I'm Goku
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>>62572830
don't you think 4chan would be livelier if that were the case babe?
>>
elf sisters eating good
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>>62572830
For the best jobs report, the solution is to look at the demographics reports, since they won't try to fudge the numbers on those.

still pretty grim, apparently Gen Z has been excluded from the labor market since covid
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>>62572852
Overvalued garbage
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>>62572816

Heckin’ based
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>[inspiring news] The average "functionally illiterate" American now makes the same average salary as the average Brit while the economic benefit of higher education on income continues to spiral in the United Kingdom
>https://www.ft.com/content/1c4a641c-42f4-429e-94c2-7d16cac96d49?syn-25a6b1a6=1
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Wait, it's this big?
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>>62572858

Still smaller than my dick lol lmao
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>>62572858
thats what she said
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>>62572858
me when I lie
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>>62572843
>the yen
Those interventions are so ridiculous and ineffecive for anything other than short corrective bursts and worse now getting the US involved. If the yen is so unfairly weak at those level, they should just raise rates, but of course they can't do that which is why it will continue to weaken.
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>>62572858
:)
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>spcx lockout ends
>It moons back to IPO prices
What happened? You told me more shares means less price
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>>62572857
>The average Educated Britbong is worth as much as an American Retard
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>>62572873
turns out it was priced in
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>need cash
>sold some stocks for profit
>1-3 day transfer waiting period

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>62572874
damn those are some big cumbers
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>>62572858
Tesla seems pretty low... slurp?
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>>62572858
That is never ever ever being built
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>>62572879
It's so obvious in retrospect
Openai IPO is saved
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>>62572886
i think its a combination of two factors. there is some short covering, but also any nasdaq 100 funds have to buy more of it as the index weighting is float adjusted. so every unlock means that funds have to buy more.
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>>62572829
lol
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>>62572858

in their head
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I'm winning, Anons!
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>>62572869
They're allowing Japan to use REPO facilities, Japan can cash in their treasuries for their USD value without the need to sell the treasury on the market, thus preventing the weakening of US bonds and giving Japan the liquidity to prop up the Yen
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>>62572858
I hope that is successful. I'd love to see tons of chips being cranked out all the time.
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>ambitious and productive project that will improve the country and make people rich
>/biz/ cries out in agony and denial
-_-'
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>>62572889
Nothing I said is incorrect you dumb nigger, this is why you're poor
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damn elon out here destroying shorts again with SPCX today he loves this shit
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>main street capital
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>>62572897
if you give me a trillion dollars I will also save mankind....and I'll give everyone a space girlfriend and a free house (in space) and everyone will grow a giant space penis
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>>62572895
Interesting, I knew they were very large US debt holders so this makes sense since they had some leverage on us.
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>>62572899
Line go up.
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I honestly dont think Memory stocks will get another ATH but i also refuse to sell at this point. Shit seems clearly bottomed out
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>>62572850
I'm begiter. Please kneel
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>>62572903
happy for you muffin
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>>62572764
Yeah, I also saw that for Cisco back then. I mean, it still exists!
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This is why you dont day trade they will fuck you lol bear trap.
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WAAAAAAAAAAARSH WE NEED NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES
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>>62572912
muffin top maybe
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>>62572606
Time to choose
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how high will retail pump spacex?
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love this sexy grandma
>>
I wonder what bullshit is going to happen over the weekend
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>>62572903
>main street capital
>instead of mott capital
ngmi
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>b-but Mr. Dwyer, what about the jobs numbers, the earnings, the oil?!?
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>>62572858
what's that supposed to be?
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>>62572921
I read your post in the voice of Homer Simpson
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>>62572928
That's not a bdc
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>>62572707
Also, the chip companies would use the radiation hardening needed for space chips as an excusr to jew up all the prices
Texas Instruments litterally have chips for sensors and shit where the regular one is like 2 bucks and the radiation hardened version for aerospace is over 100 bucks.
It would still be very unlikely but at least remotely plausible if spacex owned the whole stack of products, but at the moment it is beyond impossible to make money out of space data centers.
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>>62572931
It's the doom bfg
>>
Nu

>>62572925
>>62572925
>>62572925

Nu
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>>62572933
i want back in your heart, i want you in my arms. change your mind about me and i will make you happy.
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>>62572923
>Bloomberg mog
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>>62572922
Above 200 probably
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>>62572922
Around 150
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Guys, is it a good idea right now to invest in high yield bond etfs? If the AI bubble pops, or if the yen carry trade unwinds, will bond etfs go up?



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