Lil' Smiggers Edition Take a smigger, leave a smigger >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
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What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's pollfag>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egA>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7-opq4Gik
>>62579114oil to zerono one needs oil ever again
So what's the plan? Infinite growth with short 5-10% corrections?
The AI slop is fine in thread but can we avoid putting it in the OPIt's not classy.
>>62579135What would you deem a respectable OP image?
Remember to invest in roundhill photonics etf LYTE.
>watching 28 weeks later>immediately opens door to outside world>me>been wawtching medwest safety all weekend>"NOBODY HAS LETHAL NOBODY HAS LETHAL"
Being bullish on america seems really silly to me. You're going the way of south africa. soon, major politicians are going to sing songs about killing whitey to jubilant crowds. All important positions are going to be held by illiterate, nearly retarded, vicious, lazy simpletons.
What’s this pattern called
>>62579143This ones pretty classy
>>62579150Prepping for another pump
>>62579152just like ur mom
>>62579150The “trump does some shit to spook the markers but the productivity of the American people shines through when he calms down” pattern
>>62579148didn’t know Hasan was based like that
kospi is literally getting ready to shit its pants rn
>Futuresholy shit, 4chan just made me do a verification to post, I counted 20 captchas I had to solve to be able to post this, at what point does it become too annoying to even use this site?
>>62579160It's a Skinner box lol.
>>62579148but enough about the current situation
i'm gonna go get some fried cheese and a milkshake and shit my brains out. we lost gold chads.
I AM FINANCIALLY.......BORED!Fucking futures, do something!
>>62579171Americans actually eat just straight fried cheese? An entire block or what?
Back in my day /smg/ was filled with hand drawn green frogs
>>62579181With a little bit of chicken fried?
>>62579181Crude MS Paint images and even Kornheisers have a level of SOVL which AIslop cannot ever match.
>>62579179Yeah, and then right after I fart on your dog, Klaus.
>MU is red
>>62579161Boring week ahead
>>62578581How do I invest in piss?
>>62579161I don't think I do business with any of these companies.
>>62579179ayo dis nigga never heard of a mozzarella stick
>>62579192Big pharma week, so, chances are you have.
>>62579181imagine being one of the people who drew the original pepe or apu that is common today. You see your work everywhere, even in normie irl contexts and you never get a cent for it.
>>62579194I am on 0 meds, even though *some* people might think I should be.
>>62579189I’m just gonna forget about memory
>>62579143this
>>62579185I dunno I think this one's breddy gudd :3
>>62579201the AI piss filter is antisoul
>>62579199Please don't make Aspie into a sexbot she's too pure!
>>62579201The problem is AI "draws" things too well. Which is to say, it lacks the imperfections you'd get from a real oil painting.
>>62579201
>>62579199Shit. There might be a use case for AI after all.
>>62579203she is hypersexual and incel cock sleeve
>>62579220Yes bery good bobs n vagene sar bery sexy for me and you yes
>>62579227bloody sirs i rape u u think is funny?
>OSINTdefender>@sentdefender>According to a report by The Atlantic, citing a Republican official in Congress, one of the primary holds-ups in the Trump Administration’s decision to license the production of air defense launchers and missiles to Ukraine, particularly the PATRIOT Surface-to-Air Missile System, has been the system’s designers Raytheon and Lockheed. >The official states that the two defense contractors “will officially frame their concerns around IP theft and tech transfer,” but “their real worry is that the Ukrainians will find a way to improve the PATRIOT and then produce them at scale faster and for much less money than what the existing production lines in the U.S. could do,” threatening manufacturers in the United States.
>>62579195how much is the frog worth to you?why don't you make a tithe if you like it so muchgetting paid for art is soulless
>>62579241Based, if my art is appreciated then I have already been paid. Smigshallah!
the koreans cant make up their mines to do a kospi breaker or not
>>62579148>You're going the way of south africa.Ehhh Brazil seems more likely
>>62579245Its coming just need a small explosion in the Middle East and we eating good smiggas.
>>62579239Ukraine is basically just a giant defence industry market now. Interesting how I’m always reading about various European defence companies sending small batches of their equipment to Ukraine but it’s always framed as if they’re doing Ukraine a favour, not them just finding a way to field test their new fancy gadgets in a real war.
>>62579254Market yes, and as you say a testing ground, but also a manufacturing and R&D base.
>Todays
>>62579248>>62579148I could see the UK being the next south africa. Didn't SA have nuclear weapons at one point? The world really dodged a bullet with that one.GD LMT NOC
>Hate It or Love It, I'm gon' keep makin' slop>And I'm gon' shine, homie, until my heart stop>Go 'head envy me, I'm chat GPT>And I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me
>>62579239The big contractors are too fucked to grow, why should anyone invest in them?
>>62579171>. we lost gold chads.gold is over $4.3k?
>>62579304it was over when I posted that but now it looks like we're back
>>62579308i bet ur the kinda person who just stares at his portfolio for an hour
What do I invest 309k in for guaranteed making it
>>62579314a 3 month gic at 2.5% annually
>>62579314Klarna
>>62579314SOXL all at once tomorrow morning.
>>62579308Nothing really changed, miners still priced for gold at a much lower price than it is.
>futures
Bond Chads, what are we buying right now?
>>62579314ASTSRKLBIRENNBISGRRR
>>62579301because they protect shareholders.
>>62579314unironically SCHD. gains won't but huge but compound, riskier methods introduce loss.
erm its dumping
>>62579326What goes up when the bond yields double before end of the year?
>>62579333HL is up, though
>man who has lost everything loses something he didn't even realize he had.
>>62579339Iranians won’t do it, arabs are too dumb to understand what a negotiation is
>>62579332School is doing nothing
>>62579339so Iran won kek
>>62579341Iran are Persians not arabs.>>62579344almost. trump is at the bargaining phase of accepting defeat. after November we will see depression phase then he should get to acceptance the last 6-12 months of his presidency.
>>62579339Let the century of American humiliation begin
>>62579351it began in 1969. we are well into it.
>>62579351it ain't gonna take that long desu
I don't want to look. What's the kospi sama situation?
>>62579352It began with the humiliation and dispossessing of white Americans. Now begins the humiliation of the American empire.
>>62579319>semis are sitting the bedI think I'll all in on SOXS instead
>>62579357crabbing, currently +.75%
>>62579352>1969Isn't that when Sanders Association was founded?
>>62579231where is the dog?
>>62579360>the national guard forced parents to put their kids in desegregated schools at gunpoint and threat of murderYeah, we are well under way with our humiliation ritual.Imagine an Indian/African/euro CCP high ranking bureaucrat. It would never happen. Cause they're not retarded.
>>62579364also coincidentally when we hit a critical mass of boomer voters, but these are just observations.
peacedeal will be finalized a month from now, it over for monday
>>62579332>>62579314VOO would net you 73% while SCHD only did 30%.Line always goes up.Just pick a sp500 etfs.
>>62579368was wondering what you were getting at
>>62579372Over 5 years
>>62579372And RWL would do 77% while VOO did 73%
>>62579374not getting at anything but it's a fact that was basically peak.
>>62579377I think they peaked at their IPO three years later. However that was well over 50 years ago and no one cares anymore. Hence the nickname "Advanced Money Destroyer".
henlo mister kevinheavenkevin heaventhank u mister kevin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en9kpxkbb5U>>62579377eh, i'll think we'll probably see the next peak in my lifetime. shit moves fast now for real for real on cap no god.>>62579381kek
>>62579384In my heart of hearts I know Kevin reads these.
>>62579389DARSHDARSHKEVIN DARSH
>>62579389apu is one of the most credible commentators in the circuit
>>62579386things will probably get better but anglos will loose the plot for 400 years as we rotate though empires of China, the middle east, and Russian before coming back to the anglosphere.
>>62579392>loosethere is some sort of autocorrect conspiracy going on with the jeets at Google. it's like it
>>62579372Thts not gonna help me retire in a year.
Anyone else entire poorfolio riding on tomorrow being green?
>>62579416You stayed in SOXL over weekend.I stayed in GDXU.We are not the same.
>>62579417Nigga I'm riding on spy calls
NIGGERS
>>62579347shut up Iranian you’re all the same inbred sandfucks
>>62579418I think you will be alright. How much you stand to lose tomorrow? How much time would it take you to rewage that money?
>>62579424Most people have 4 figure portfolios. There was a eurocuck who went by the name “buy bp” and he cried about a 300 dollar loss.
@62579423 does not know what he's missinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMPnfEk16E
>>62579406I'm 70% certain that your id is letter for letter exactly the same as some function I named in some random MSVC98 project ages ago
>>625794243 grand. All I've got left
ITS DUMPING
HOLY SHIT KMB
>>62579423imagine losing to inbred sandfucks, wouldn't be the first time but nonetheless
is now the time to buy RBLX?
>>62579434What is
is it time to buy GIS?
>>62579439We won you faggot
Is it time to buy SNEED?
>>62579451I don't see you having the nuclear dust nor is the strait open. No regime change either.
>>62579406If you want to retire in a year start gambling on 0dte's.
kek zogbots
monday in 3 bongs
>>62579339I would be willing to bet all future cashflows, earrings, labor of myself and my descendants unto the 9th generation that this is not the case.
>>62579465>commiefornia timeLol. Lmao even!
>>62579431If it doesnt work out you just uninstall broker app and stop coming to /smg/, at least temporarily?
KOSPI is too sideways I don't like it
>>62579489Nah I'll just put more money in. The atm is never far from the slots!
buy borrow die is all you need
the market fucking sux
>>62579339>Insiderwave_you thirdies will believe anything. how's the 2 hundred dollar oil play working out?If you think this shit is over by the midterms, you're a fucking retard.
Koreans are losing the battle and you people are fucking laughing?!
>>62579462>he thinks that was the goal of the warYou dum dum
yawn
>KoreansWe're still pretending this shit is relevant?
are arabs extreme smart?Iran is doing a masterclass at macro politicsby denying all negotiations, they have made a 100% unbreakable stalemate in hormuzonly chance to win for trump is nukes but he has a reputation to hold and west has weird moral dilemmas so it isn't allowed anymore literally, how do you win against someone that will never even get on the negotiation table?
>>62579523kospi pretty much cucks trading for 6.5 hours a day and the weight of the effect can ruin trading for the entire day
let the korean ants trade their silly kospithe american equity server is more stable and less meme compared to their ant server
>>62579523altitude is leveling off but we're yet to radio for souls on board
4-figure hell is brutal.
>>62579533just deposit 10k? ar u dumb
Korea ruined the chip trade. we need something new to get hot. let's go all in on walmart
bros look at the koreans what the heck are they thinking
V deployed
>Walmart to the moon
>>62579537buy opticslop
>>625795436000 is the absolute rock solid bottom.
>>62579548nok should be pumping then it's been nothing but dumps. the chip game is ass now
Which one of you retards just bought oil
>The united states crabbed on friday so korea has to krab todayTHINK FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE HOLY FUCK
DEPLOY THE N
KOSPI floor discovered. Leverage has been flushed.Only way is up now.
