Black Money 1987 editionLast >>62579114>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
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Blackeyedgirltranny shut up
>>62580202>Futures Man
I'm buying apple today and you can't stop me. If it drops lower I'll buy more
1 minute
redditfags are convinced Richtech Robotics (RR) will have a violent short squeeze. Any truth to this Sages of SMG?
>>62580209he cute
>>62580210Let's get retardedLet's get retarded in here
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62580225No
>>62580225Based
Good luck to you all gentlemen
>>62580225based
307 average on apple. Okay I'm done trading for the day later nerds
>>62580225
What do I buy what do I buy
I feel like I learn the lesson that futures don't matter every week, and every week I forget.
Apple is down 10% from its ATHbrutal
Microsoft saars!
we pumping today?
>micron is greenWTFWTF
>>62580219Romans had the tech for mass production but didn't.The South had the tech for mass production but didn't. Why?We have plenty of wagie salves now too, soon to be more.Keep it in mind before sinking too much into robots.
>>62580238It was 20% down from ATH just 1 year ago anon.
Microjeets, I kneel
>microjeet the only one of the mag7 pumpingSeems like this shit stock was clowned on for months but now it is the darling on no news?
>>62580242Mine isn't
KEK I'TS OVER
>>62580243>We have plenty of wagie salves now too, soon to be more.Anon birth rates are below replacement everywhere except the biggest shitholes on earth.this is a potential short squeeze play anyway, not a long term hold.
>>62580250it just dipped 5% mb
>>62580249Something something ai chips
I'm glad I got out of LITE. This shit has bigger mood swings than a woman.
CVX computer
Sneed disk brosHGRAF hoes
>tfw I was checking out ABCL when it was around 2 burgerbucksI never struck because I've been burned before by bio.
gm
umm altria?
>PLTRsomething is happening behind the scene with Iran isn't it.
Soxlbros???
>>62580255>admit you are late to the game and trying to build AI to catch up to other players>stock moons above all of them already working on AIWew lads
Cam on Hertz let’s squeeze some fookin shorts
I feel like we're not going anywhere today.Enjoy some history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7FsNOzGutI
>>62580218Have a good day at work babe. Wish you were here. Im getting a lot of attention ngl bit i would get a lot more with you. We would be the most talked about on the riviera....Anyways cant trade, gotta hit the gym and have another cozy concert tonight. Beware soxl today
>>62580241the "Swedish" one is literally a Norwegian man
im surprised sndk is holding up despite the morning dump off
>>62580262Hoes before bros, you will regret the missed pussy more than the friend when your friendship just fizzles away.
>>62580273I got your short squeeze right here
>>62580252Then it will depend upon a lot of factors you have no way of knowing and will be a total gamble.You don't know whos short, you don't know who it will be more profitable for a bigger fish to side with, you don't know if a bigger fish has the opportunity/attention span at the current time to jump in and fuck over one side or the other,you don't even know if the ones youre squeezing are actually them, or if theyre holding executing on behalf of someone elseyou're gambling, in which case there's no point discussing.A squeeze is entirely dependent upon positioning, who's who, and who's avaiable/willing to pounce.These are things retail can never know.
>>62580262Finally green on HGRAF. I think I'll sell and maybe buy back in when it dumps back to $3.50
We are back.
>>62580272Not to mention their AI is the drizzling shits compared to the competition. Except for maybe Grok, Grok sucks
>>62580262People don't like HGRAF and their dildo saleswoman CEO. And yet despite HGRAF effectively having 0 revenue, they've outperformed my Kioxia bags over the past month quite comfortably.Imagine that. A pre-revenue company ran by a sex toy shill, is outperforming an established memory firm with a forward P/E of 5 and an order book sold out till 2027. Lmao.
>>62580243The romans at their peak had severe manpower issues and the pre-modern chemistry and machinery food production and preservation wasn't enough to sustain the dense urban population centers that a mass production industry would need. They only had 1 industrial-sized city and they struggled immensely even at their peak to keep it fed and supplied.The USA South was just a bunch of landowner richfags that wanted to stay rich without having to do anything new.Also, AI isn't just a productivity technology, it is a total domination technology that every politician and modern elite has wet dreams about. It is not a technology meant for you, but for them to stay above you.
>>62580262US Congressional visit to HGRAF HQ this morning, news expected afterward, perhaps tomorrow.
>>62580287Clown world shit>>62580289Interdasting
>>62580288That said, humanoid robotics are still very far away from being profitable on a massive scale and you shouldn't put your money in it unless for pure hype gambling.
Sootsisters, how we feeling? Sorry I haven't been posting, it's just not worth coming here when everyone wants to claim the most important tech investment of the decade is a scam. Not looking to blog but I doubled my position over the past couple months, gonna feel good watching this one moon.
>it's another episode of gold being steady while minors tankwhy is it like this
>>62580292You're so fucking retarded it isn't even funny. Humanoid robotics are the future, and we're looking at a timescale of like 18 months away, not multiple years boss.
>>62580289Where are you reading this about the congressional visit?
>>62580297because Diesel deez nuggets
>>62580288>it is a total domination technology that every politician and modern elite has wet dreams about. It is not a technology meant for you, but for them to stay above you.praise the cargo!long live the cargo!(when railroads came out and horses were replaced, people made similar retarded new paradigm pronouncements)
HAHAHHAHADIE BURRYDIIIIIEEEEEE
>>62580283Dude. US Congressional visit today. Two conferences with pre-NASAQ uplisting institutional/market maker one on ones later this month.Then contracts (including a top 10 automotive manufacturer), uplisting announce, etc. expected in September. We're almost to the finish line.
Feel like oilies and memory baggies are in the same boat, lots of indications that it should go up but instead it constantly gets pushed down
mana points (ticker MP) gods eating good tonight
>>62580301Take a screenshot and call me a retard in 18 months if it happens then. Just promise you'll post the loss porn before roping when it doesn't happen.
>>62580301What's the bull case for humanoid robotics again? Sorry i wasn't paying attention to the latest scams.
>>62580304I think they posted a flier on xwitter? Regardless, no way they invited congress 4 days before their little party. This has been quietly booked for weeks if not months, and they just publicly announced it 4 days ago.
>>62580301>18 months away
i feel like michael burry is gonna turn on the shorts machine at 730
>>62580307>(when railroads came out and horses were replaced, people made similar retarded new paradigm pronouncements)Yeah I guess the world hasn't changed at all since the invention of the locomotive
>>62580304It was advertised on government back channels and then on LinkedIn on Friday. Note the organizer is Cassie Roper at Covenant Government Affairs.https://www.covenantga.com/team
I love the stock market so fucking much bros
I give you a bittomblast gigaslurpTicker: FMCI give you another bottomblasted gigaslurpTicker: BMWI give you another bottomblasted gigaslurpTicker: WKLI give you another bottomblasting gigaslurp in progressTicker: ADI give you another bittomblasted gigaslurpTicker: AKE
>>62580325Same anon, but does it love us back?
>>62580202
>>62580325BasedI love you so fucking much bro <3
>>62580322if thiel and bussy linked up whose poop would be on whose dick?
>>62580314I can't promise something that won't happen boss.
>>62580330>based dumping comingWell you heard it lads. Pack up.
Just a fair warning, reits are shitting themselves so the market is pricing in a higher chance of rate hikes
>>62580322And yet they did not make people go mad, make a womans uterus fly out of her body, stop farm animals from growing, or produce crop famines.Also, most of the people who backed them were ruined.
>it's been crabbing for the past 5 minutes I'm tired bros....
>>62580297Mines take oil anon. Turns out oil is going up
>>62580324>Covenant
>>62580337The fed will never do anything again though
Your worst performing position is your best hedge.
>>62580337Rape hikes are good for you. Stop complaining like a little bitch. Shhhheeeesh.
Oil and Stocks pumping
>>62580330Frankly, I'm afraid to buy futures.Not today, just in general. I don't have cable and I don't have a steady enough breaking news source to know what's going on.
It literally has the world for it's logo. What more do you need?
>>62580330I hear ya but I just went FNGU
Does anybody else think they should stop including hospitality workers in the non-farm payroll numbers, since hospitality workers and farm hands are both seasonal and basically the same people boss?
fuk my puts
>>62580353>Bussy prints infinity wheatNo refunds
>>62580338>And yet they did not make people go mad, make a womans uterus fly out of her bodyIt was pretty much the start of the industrial societies that have spent the past 100 years commiting suicide through two world wars and demographic collapse, so I'd say it did kek.
Chevy green
>>62580358They should just stop counting employees or wages at all since it's clearly a retarded fake and gay statistic they just lie about and ignore anyways. Just seems like some fake government job to count jobs and then lie and say it was good every.month boss
>mumu up 1% >Every 1% movement is 1000 neetbucks for meWTFWTF
>>62580365Based, oil and good customer of SLB pilled.
>>62580353It’s also the biofuel ally of Chevron
>>62580309Hedgies have dumped memory onto baggies. It won't go up again until companies start announcing they literally can't build datacenters anymore due to supply.
>>62580358I swear by the NONFARM NONMEDICAL NONRETAIL NONB2B NONGOVERNMENT and NONINDUSTRIAL payroll . For CPI i select a basket with certain goods (NONFOOD NONENERGY NONVIDEOGAMES NONHARDWARE NONTEXTBOOKS NONADJUSTED). it works best.
fuck zion don
ate an entire jar of cornichons and now i feel ill
>>62580358They should separate it into seasonal and year round workers and stop with the old non-farm bullshit. Though really the only thing that matters is the number compared to the same quarter from previous year, so it doesn't really matter.
>>62580330No immediately obvious racial slurs. Very bearish
My Rolley on the slow and steady march upward
Green soon plox!Plaps!
>>62580376>Puts on your intestines
>>62580374Not so fast anon. Remember fishermen, tourism, etc. Tou need a few more nons in there.
>BRO JUST IGNORE WHAT HAPPENS IN FARMING ITS NOt IMPORTANT XD WHO NEEDS FOOD lmao ITS FREE xDDDdDDD
UUUU Bros, whats our price target??also what else are you holding ??
BROS LOOK AT MICRON WTFWTF
>>62580384And NONBIZ jobs report, same as the WITHBIZ jobs report ...
>>62580328>BMWGood choice, considering they're going to announce a partnership with HGRAF in the coming weeks.
>>62580385Can't one dude with a modern John Deere setup plow and harvest a surface the size of a small country in a week nowadays though? I don't know how relevant farm headcount is nowadays. YoY produce output is probably a better way to gauge the health of american farming. Also some sort of national food self-sufficiency metric.
>>62580389They have an investors meeting right now and are saying bullish thingsOil finna break out though, this was all a bull trap lol teehee :3
>>62580385Food comes from the Grocery Store, you fool!
>>62580388I'm sticking with GDXU, SBSW and thinking about HYMC.
>>62580392BasedDividends make me cumI hate caring about the "STOCK MARKET". 7.5% just to save a company
>>62580376>ate an entire jar of cornichons and now i feel illare sorority bitches posting on smg now?will you drink a glass of warm water with lemon for lunch and a half bag of sour patch for dinner with a vodka cranberry?
Trump and Scott Bessent have discovered how to print food and oil.Elon musk has discovered how to print money. They just print.
>>62580398>posts dasha>posts walled looking dashamods
Why is the market upside down?
>>62580373Graphene is used in more than just data centers. It has wide tech applications including highly efficient batteries. My only bear concern for HGRAF is that it isn't actually producing any graphene yet, there's hope for it to become extremely profitable but it's still just penny stock hype.
>>62580396is it going to dump or pump at 8am
>>62580392I'm not touching anything german with a ten foot pole. It is on a severe stagnation/decline spiral. Maybe good to collect some divvies like >>62580399 says but longer term hell no.
LOOK AT SPACE X
The no-news finally crashed SpaceX. Why didn't I enter SSPC? NOOOOOO
>>62580328half of these aren't on US exchanges :(
>>62580401would prefer a nice choccy milkshake with nougat pieces
>>62580411Don't worry, the wealthiest, and therefore greatest, human being alive will quip in with one of his usual innovative ideas on twitter and get it to pump.
>>62580409german economy going down the shitter is bullish though
>>62580413the land of the free can't trade on non-USA exchanges?
My name is Smigger McNigger and I am putting my reputation at stake by publically calling the daily top right here, right now.
>>62580410>>62580411It’s barely moved
>FNGU>GDXU>SBSWMargin call is my stop loss.>>62580404>complains about quality of content instead of providing higher-quality contentAnon...
Oh shit...market is openHow are we doing smiggers?
>>62580425>land of the free>everything is banned or surveilledLiving in the US is a very expensive humiliation ritual
>>62580385Farmers should announce they are using AI
Where is the massive SPCX shareselling from today's unlocks
>>62580430anon I just had lunch please stop posting this glorified lot lizard grifterkthx
>michael burry just turned on the shorts machineit's over
I have finally solded my $517 MSFT bags. It will probably keep going up, but I don't want to be thinking about it during my vacation. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>>62580337everyone is staring at me at the beach... my dating app match told me so, and there's a lot of beautiful girls there. it's your attention i want though. i don't think reit trading has very much to do with the fed, it's just not a very good sector to allocate to in boom times like these, and the opposite is happening, inflation numbers keep posting positive surprises. i adore you babe you are one in a hundred million i know that and i'll treat you so good.
>>62580413Now y'all niggaz gets to know how I feels, shiet, my Black Ass cain't even buy US ETFs 90% da damn time. They finna protect me from gains or sum shiee aight aight bet I'll make ma own rules here on out. Bottomblast only, slurp only, black twitter gone all in on dividends *smacks lips* shiee I's getting those persennages its all bout dat persennage Gains . On god
>>62580440You mean Smigger McNigger just called the top>>62580428
>>62580440Good, I want a dip.
>>62580435Kek
>>62580421Bullish for humanity maybe but for german companies it is usually a big source of revenue. Even bmw wich is as globalized as it gets still gets like 15% of their revenue from Germany.In any case, the biggest customer of BMW is the American middle class which is getting buttfucked at the moment so I wouldn't be too bullish even if germany was doing well.
>>62580433>Europe is a Nanny State>Ford SYNC touch screen bullshit takes ten button pushes to do anything and because of Congressional rules locks me out of doing 8 of the 10 presses. "You can't use this, your car is in Drive and doing more than 3mph right now">My Audi GPS warns me that "Hey, you're driving, you shouldn't use this menu right now" and then lets me click "okay" and use the dial anyway.Who is the Nanny State again?
My Microbags have become Microballoons
>>62580441niceI sold the pump at 480 and again at 500still have some left over but it was a good chunk of my port at some point lolgod is on our side my bastards
shill me small tickers i need to diversify my portfolio
>>62580452All new cars are dogshit, I had to put a sticker on the big brother sensor of my electric company shit box or it would bing at me every time I admired the view
>>62580441>>62580455I too sold 10% just now, sold 10% last week. Gonna keep scaling out and rotate elsewhere.
All Souls can buy FMC thoigh theyre down 90%
>>62580452I'd rather live in the EU than USA. Less goyslop more goyfood.
>>62580463Im telling you look at Bayer its exactly the same playbookLostmoney fud insolvency fud debt fudFuck a niggaBuckbreak emIt will Pump
>>62580450bmw is the only german car that chinks still buywaito piggus are irrelevant
>>62580459I love seeing my fellow smiggers taking profits responsiblywarms the heart
>>62580458That's why I don't want to buy new. Aside from prices being retarded (and loan terms, wtf, 72 months? 84 months? Your car will be worthless before it's paid off!), I feel like it would be cheaper to buy and repair a 15-20 year old luxury car with all the same gadgets.>>62580464I have lived in the EU and I feel like this is propaganda. Like the "Pay waitresses a living wage instead of making them rely on tips". The upside of tips is unlimited and the only reason the commies want them to "get paid a living wage instead of being paid in tips" is so they can tax 100% of it, instead of whatever percentage the waitresses report on their taxes.
The former mayor of Bellingham, WA is shilling HGRAF today.https://x.com/bigpiclongterm/status/2086811574212395084
>>62580439the beauty/sex appeal of dasha is that she looks like she could either be found at Eton or in a trailer park but nowhere in between.
>>62580458>Get sued for everything you ever made and lose your job and go to jail because you put a sticker on the bing alarm and a Somali immigrant trucker wrecks into you but their Jewish lawyer says it was your stickers faultWorking as intended
>>62580467China is only 25% of BMW's revenue and declining. It used to be 30%.
i made 15k trading last week but i have to set it aside for a sports car, my brother is getting a porsche and a track membership and i will die of shame if i don't keep up -_-'
I bought an indice for the MSCI Australia a few months ago expecting it to be a coiled spring with two thesis:1. That China will panic fire the money bazooka in 27/28 to shore up the economy which will pump Aussie metals2. Indo-Pacific growth where Australia will shift into new markets with the same demand void China had in constructionBut in reality it's all tied up in banks which in turn only lend into the property bubble like has happened with Canada. I'm tempted to instead rotate it into the FTSE100 as a commodity anchor but it involves trading metals exposure for gas which seems dumb as the global economy electrifies and data centres need resources.What say /smg/?>>62580450>the biggest customer of BMW is the American middle classWhat decade do you think that we're living in?
>>62580457everything in yurop is small
Archer and onds killing it this morning
Here's my portfolio. It's simple.NTSD 40%MQQQ 30%WX 30%with WX, it's a 2x VT, but because it's so new it's hard to get a read on the drag with only like a month of history. There's another ETF just like it, that's 2x VT called WLDU, and it has horrific drag of like 8%. It's new as well, but is a few months old vs 1 month for WX.WX has significantly lower drag than WLDU so far. That doesn't mean it's going to remain that way, just, over the last month WX has lost 5% to drag, is 8% for WLDU when compared to simulated 2x VT.I'll be able to estimate the drag much better when there's 6 months of history. The last month has been choppy as fuck so many leveraged ETFs are going to have high drag.
What happened to app lovin?
>>62580409>It is on a severe stagnation/decline spiralDAX is doing fine and if you'd bought at peak pessimism you would have a tidy profit right now. Stop getting investment advice from /pol/.
>>62580480Canadian, Australian and European companies are literally not allowed to cum ever. If they make any money their liberal governments will vote to steal it and give it to brown children or whatever global warming scam of some fund for trans kids
>>62580337reits are shitting because zoomers aren't buying boomer boxes
>>62580474>Eton College is an English public school (a fee-charging boarding school) providing education for boys aged 13–18anon are you ok?
>VSXY
>>62580485kinda wish I hadn't sold calls on onds but they hired literal mossad so I'm happy to clean my hands of (most of) this kiked position>>62580488investors be app hatin
>>62580470>I have lived in the EU and I feel like this is propaganda. Like the "Pay waitresses a living wage instead of making them rely on tips". The upside of tips is unlimited and the only reason the commies want them to "get paid a living wage instead of being paid in tips" is so they can tax 100% of it, instead of whatever percentage the waitresses report on their taxesIm terms of making money, it is basically lower floor and higher ceiling vs higher floor and lower ceiling. It is much easier to put your life back together in the EU than the USA, but becoming wealthy in europe is nearly impossible unless through inheritance.Society-wise and for daily-life though, I'd take some parts of the EU over america. Especially if you already have money. In any case, generally if you are from a decent country it is highly unlikely you'll live a happier life outside of it than within it. You can't replace the sense of belonging from being with those of your culture and language and surrounded by your ancestral lands.
>>62580493REITs are built around renting, not buying. It's literally the ultimate rent-seeker investment.
>>62580491Not what I'm asking.
>>62580498>but becoming wealthy in europe is nearly impossible unless through inheritance.this is now the way it is in the US too though. You'd better have rich parents if you don't wanna be a poorfag.
>>62580494I meant Oxford, I got my bong privileged class institutions mixed up.
>>62580480>>the biggest customer of BMW is the American middle class>What decade do you think that we're living in?I thought it was still ahead of china. My bad. Still, it is 20% vs 25% so pretty comparable.
>>62580502Oxford is where all the Eton boys go anyway desu
I currently have 3.46 shares of CPB and will DCA on it +-0.5 shares every month from my SPCX's profit till the price reach at least 600 bucks a share. Am i GMI m8s?
>>62580500You asked what I thought. I told you that you are a stupid faggot. You want confirmation bias but actually you will just wonder why you made zero money investing in faggy liberal shit holes with the highest tax rates on earth
>Iran's Spokesperson Foreign Affairs: We can reach an understanding with Oman, which is not far off - IRIB NewsSo basically Iran is negotiating with Oman all the time. As if the US will just agree to whatever they come up with, lmao. Iran is just playing with the US.
>>62580490The european markets all got pumped the fuck out because of Liberation Day and Trump fueling distrust on american assets. The EU is now in a much worse financial state than pre-covid back when all the markets were lagging the usa.If you truly believe in the euros, then you're free to invest in them (us? I'm an euro too kek) but don't be surprised if they still lag the USA market over the next 5-10 years or get nuked the next time there's a major crisis a the EU shits the bed like it does every single fucking time.
>>62580474This broad looks like she should be handing me my drive-thru order at McDonald's boss.
>>62580491vae victis, imperial possessions. >>62580507i know.i went to "public school" as well, burgerland edish tho but I just woke up thoughbeit.
>>62580517Desertmen cant into civilization they will blow up in anger again . Its dun to watch it unfold
>>62580498Being poor in America is a choice, whereas it's the default in europe. It's why euros are such pessimistic bad investors whenever they come into this thread.
>>62580520US markets are just overpumped, nothing to do with actual value. Eli Lilly has PE of 40 while Novo Nordisk has 10
>>62580485I'm leveraged on onds so I'll probably sell right before earnings. If they beat, I'll buy back unleveraged. They'll likely pump one way or another. I heard that Trump's son and some cronies have bought in.
>>62580520Just be globally diversified60% US, and 40% ex-US for equitiesAnd if there's a US led recession, which is usually the case, you'll recover before everybody else. There's always some place in the world that's growing.
>>62580531>Bro judge your life entirely by the number on the screenHe fell for it
>>62580501But in the usa at least there are some outs if you play your cards well at places like NYC, Seattle, the Bay and such. In the EU/europe there's legit no way. The only places with comparable salaries in Europe still pay only like 50-70% as much as their usa counterparts while having higher taxes, similar cost of life and/or being overall miserable places like London.There's a reason the jeets and all other educated ambitious thirdies pick the USA over Europe unless there's no other choice. Despite the middle class decline, it is still the land of oportunity.
>>62580532Well Eli Lilly saves more lives than Novo Norkdisk. There's a reason they have a higher Profits to Expenditures ratio boss.
Rumors that there's going to be a 30-60 day ceasefire.BUY BUY BUY
>>62580535>Enter thread about making the number on the screen go up >"Dude, why do you care about the number on the screen? We don't do that in Germany."Like clockwerk
>>62580531>Taking a job where you have to perform for obese people for 20/hrNigger I hope you aren't seriously shilling this shit. I would just steal shit from Walmart for a living before I worked at fucking buccees the gayest fattest place on earth
>>62580535You realize that most of what you know about the US is American propaganda that's meant to be reverse-imported into the US to drive support for liberal-progressive policies, right?
>>62580534Yeah I have non-USA equities, I'm just not too big on european ones and wouldn't buy market etfs, but I still grab some hot deals from time to time.
>>62580531>$18hr team manager working 50 hour+ a week>only $2hr overnightIt looks good but that's actually terrible. You need to be more pessimistic on what $18-$21 or $100k+ means in practice.
This is the crabbiest day I have ever seen
Microsoft is pumping, total bharat victory
>>62580543Germans, like Br*ts, deserve their downfall because deep down they want to suffer for bad mustache man.Its quite funny how a country gave themselves so willingly to ruin after 2 wars that raped them.
>>62580543Oh, you're mad? Calm down, hamster. You are in a hamster wheel.
>>62580128>Not sleeping cuses beta-amyloids (the same ones that form the amyloid plaques that lead to alzheimer's/dementia if you are genetically prone to it) aYou might want to update your knowledge on the issue, because your info is outdated.
>>62580542The only thing I have learned since joining /smg/ in 2018 is if here eyes dilate into heart shapes like that it means you have her consent boss.
>>62580545EU has propaganda bots to keep their citizens miserable and stupid. The russian bots thing was cover for this.
Uhhhh
Americans ITT want to tell us how life is better in the US.Peak rationalization.
>>62580542>the rumour-maker in question
WTFWTOh wait I'm short lolLooks like Smigger McNigger has done it again
>>62580548that's where you're messing up letting your personal feelings get in the way of investing. Europe is deep value, and Europe lagging is already priced in.
>>62580564>not being american in the year 2026people do this?yikes
its over for micron, goodbye bros
fuck
>>62580569Jeeted
>>62580548 (me)>>62580534>And if there's a US led recession, which is usually the case, you'll recover before everybody else. There's always some place in the world that's growing.That's really not true. The EU got hit by 2008 way harder and for longer than the USA despite being more of an american financial crisis. The EU is just overall pretty dysfunctional. Not only is it excruciatingly slow to respond to critical issues (if it even managed to get the member states on board to do anything) but there's always some retard commiting financial suicide for political reasons like Greece in the 2000s and France now that causes every crisis to turn into a debt/currency crisis.The main european economies used to keep pace with american growth, but ever since the eu got this huge and ran out of young educated eastern european migrants, every time there's a global crisis the USA and now also China build a bigger and bigger economic gap between them and us. Even geopolitically the EU is treated as a joke now by both the superpowers and poorer neighbours.
Oil companies dumping was just a prank bro, see, watch it climb, bro please
>>62580545It's just bantz I lived in USA for 3 years, now Im back in the hood (Yvropa). I was also in toronto (Turonno). At least we can all agree that's the worst
>>62580564>Americans ITT want to tell us how life is better in the US.Well I mean, it is objectively better.
Even the rich Intel schizo likes it better in EU. Shouldn't it be better in the US as a rich person?Now imagine if he was poor. AY LMAO
>>62580564Life in America is wonderful because we can eat fruit. We have the flag waving all over the place, and whenever I see it I think about our Leader Donald J. Trump, and I like him boss.
I have never been this bullish on the US economy.Any day now, they're going to announce a ceasefire and then we will pump into the heavens.
>>62580561That too, but the European Opinion of America is meant to drive class-insecure Americans who want to be seen as European and Erudite to support Liberal Progressive politicians. The whole Progressive Gay Marriage line really opened my eyes. We were subjected to it for years:"We're so regressive, we're so backwards, we don't even have gay marriage". A propaganda campaign for years. Meanwhile when we did finally approve it, we were only the second or third country in the world to do so, and the Netherlands had only beaten us by two or three months (and I think Canada too, but again, not by that much).
>>62580581Many European countries also have a higher mass shooting rate than the US per capita.It's always per capita, like breakfast.
I’m just gonna convert to Judaism and move to Israel
>>62580583i was poor in the usa for nearly a decade and it's very very bad
>>62580581The people that die are old people. It's those people you wish were dead so you can finally buy a house cheap.
>>62580572>The EU got hit way harder despite being an American financial crisisIt was a European crisis because it was actually a eurodollar system crisis at its core. Europe was minting dollars in its banks and living like kings acting like the Fed.
I just don’t get it, I have friends who are broke but managed to get with a decent girl. Meanwhile I have $600k NW at 31 and I haven’t dated in years…It over for me fuck.
>>62580581You wanna know a secret? Those are just seniors. Let them burn and yiff in hell, it cleans up nicely, good riddance.
>>62580591We should be opening some new settlements in Gaza City soon boss.
>>62580564you guys still mad our ac is causing your heat wave or some shit?
>>62580589I believe that may be a side effect. Any propaganda is designed to support its own government of origin as a rule.
>>62580598Want to know a secret about our gun deaths?It's niggers shooting each other and trannies shooting themselves.
>>62580594being poor in the USA sucksbeing upper middle class and above is fucking wonderful. i take vacations just because i want to burn credit card points and generally you get more then enough PTO to do this.
>>62580599Checked and shalom boss
Man I just posted some YVRO stocks there was no need to start discussing the continents like a football match kek
>>62580599If anyone tries to claim faggler isnt an israeli jew, including faggler, remember this post.
shout out to the roaches, shout out to the bedbugs, shout out to the temp agency slave drivers, shout out to the slumlords, shout out to the unemployment office, WE MADE IT, WE OUT HERE
>>62580597They go outside and talk to women, you stay inside and talk to us.Its really not hard smigger, go on an app if you are shy and demure.
>>62580591You have to be born jewish, otherwise youre still just a goy. They call them "observant jews"
>>62580597>Girls care about moneyBro they will literally suck unemployed guys dicks boss you just have to not be obese and retarded and you already mog 80% of guys
>>62580531What does thay money buy you though? Someone earning 20 euro an hour in my country can slowly save up enough for an average home and car. Can someone living at the place where that sign is do the same? From what I know, not really.In most of the EU being poor (as in, truly deeply poor to the point that escaping is realistically impossible) is almost impossible at the moment. There's so fucking many subsidies and unemployment payments that you can afford at least the basics even without a job. That's how places like Spain, Italy, etc were able to maintain unemployment rates of over 20% during the 2008 crisis without the countries exploding into riots.
>>62580602If we can ban AC from USA and introduce guns in Europe, it sounds like all problems will be fixed in the medium-long run
>>62580600You should be mad at your AC saving your househoarding boomers>>62580602Don't forget the children at the schools.
Will we ever get another correction in the S&P500? It seems like this year there has been a paradigm shift and the S&P500 will never be meaningfully down again. I mean, just look at what happened this year. Mag7 got crushed and the S&P500 didn't care. War in iran, bullish for the S&P. Semis and Memory rugged and the S&P was down like 0.2% from that. What global catastrophy could possibly happen that has the power to bring the S&P500 down into correction territory?
>>62580613I’ve been born again Jewish
>>62580602Don't forget most mass shootings are also trannies and chimpouts
>goberment make contract for 99999 missiles>-0.76% eod>goberment man say "make more missile faster!">3% up by 11am
>>62580607Feds from both sides of the atlantic monitor these threads and try to influence the narrative.Btw, if you randomly see some guy shilling for China, you can bet that fucker is Indian (10% chance) or a Chinese shill LITERALLY PAID 10 CENTS PER PRO-CHINA POST.
>>62580620earnings are growing faster than the s&p is appreciating, why would it correct?
>>62580616>Can someone living at the place where that sign is do the same?You can absolutely save up to buy a house with a bucees wage. You euros are so propagandized by our retarded commies that whine they don't get free doordashed taco bell deliveries that you don't understand how easy it is to make money in the USA. So much of our population are literally retards while also being the most powerful nation that life really is EZ mode if you have two brain cells to rub together and a little work ethic.
>>62580625I just think theres a trading algo out there from a very large hedge fund who automatically reverses its decisions. Has to be. Or its a dumbfuck aiI know a guy who made an options bot and gave it 5k to play with. The bot proudly and boldly lost 900 dollars in 2 days and genuinely saw no issue with this.
Buy gold and gold accessories. It's happening.
>>62580631>work ethic>muh bootstraps memeAnon please.
>>62580616 et al.It has been said that the bottom 1% hold the most power in any country because they can go crazynuts on account of having nothing to live for. No matter thr solution, there is always a significant cost
>>62580633>buy goldWhat am I, 60?
>>62580618>You should be mad at your AC saving your househoarding boomersCant be mad at ac
>>62580631>you don't understand how easy it is to make money in the USA.its even easier to lose it here tho.
>>62580634>Just get a job and work bro>Getting a job is a memeLike I said, when these are the people you're competing against it's so fucking easy to make it.
>>62580618There's the occasional white school or religious school shot up by a tranny or glowie-inspired autist, but that's more rare than news coverage would suggest. Most school shootings are nigger gangsters shooting each other up on or very near school property, with the numbers used to beef up the "school shooting statistics" when the news runs stories about the white school that got shot up.
>>62580631>Goy just get the 6.67% mortgage on a 100 year old shitbox with old wiring and busted pipes>You can totally afford it on a $20 mcgoy wage where you literally dance for niggers at work Bad idea boss. This thread shills the most suicidal shit imaginable. I think opening a credit card and maxing it out to buy SOXL is better finance advice than the dumb shit you are saying
Are ya winning, /smg/?
PLTRbaggies...I'm so so back
>>62580634>working at fucking buccees>hard workhe means hardwork in not doordashing half your paycheck away every week and VOO maxxing to early retirement, not back breaking labor
>>62580572The forward p/e of Europe 600 is 15xit's 20x for SP500EU companies come at a discount. It's not like you're paying the same price for US and EU companies. EU companies are 1/4 to 1/3 cheaper than US companies on average. For the same earnings.All the shit you're saying is priced in. That's why now is a buying opportunity. If only for diversification benefits.
>INTC printing shares
>>62580648I havent looked today. Seems crabbish green from thread sentiment.
>>62580648>No-$145.67 (-0.03%)Today'sloss
>>62580648I haven't won in months
>>62580648I bought SPY puts about 30 minutes too early so now I'm flat.
>>62580648+2.14%
>>62580640When a female tells you to give it all to her and she's making this face, you need to pull out immediately and run very far away boss.
>>62580648Yes (I transferred my weekly funds so I'm now green)
my GOOG isnt moving at all I thought that nigger buffet was supposed to be pumping it today
>>62580652It was already that way over the recent period where the usa market beat the euros. There's a reason those premiums are there.
>>62580666When a broad reaches out to you through your monitor like this, it means it's past time for you medication boss.
can we take a minute to appreciate how fucked up the cybersecurity bull run was this year?can't believe I sold for only 50% lmao this shit is bonkers
>>62580634I’ll put a boot up to your ass.Drive a Red Wing up in there.(Back to work wagie, smoko is over and I will not leave you alone.)
Space sex
good morning fellow goys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdT__l2JW0&t=188sshould i short space x?
>>62580648Sold CEG and UNH for realized gains. Pretty heavy in cash and don't want to buy anything here. AAPL was the only thing appealing today but it will probably nigger rug to 290 or whatever on a tweet about how the other fake tweets were fake or whatever
Taking my defense gains and going all in on semis
why is sneed green today?
>>62580633>NOTE TO SELF (written by ME) 10 aug 2026*looks at media to see if anyone is watching*>TO DO*pushes note a little further out so cameras can see it*>(I WILL DO THIS)*denies the K shaped economy*>MY PLAN FOR THIS WEEK:*says gas prices are tumbling*>THIS WILL HAPPEN:*punches a black eye on Elon Musk*>"BUY JAPANESE YEN"*uses 6'6 stature to bodyslam Kevin Warsh*>"(JPY)"*includes the ticker*>"$5-10 B (BILLION )"*says the war is over either today or sometime within the next 2 weeks*
Total Microsoft jeet (victory)
>>62580654the trump dilution was literally 10x worse but the stock did fine afterwards. it's not ideal but i trust management.
>>62580682eglob is monitoring his stock very closely and actively wants to fuck with shorters. it doesnt seem like a good idea.
>>62580634Hard work never beats smart work, but hard work and saving/investing beats whatever commie living on the dole and spending YOLO framework you seem to have.
>>62580642Ah yes, I sure love applying to an entry level job asking for 8 years of experience that has 5000 applicants competing amd will just be given away to an h1b anyways. Unless you meant working a mcjob, but then I won't even entertain that meme either.
If youre not even >+0.02% you are WORSE THAN ME, LET THAT SINK IN, WORSE, BAD! ALWAYS COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS!!!!
At what yield would you consider buying bonds?
>>62580682If it's in a retarded YT video it's in the price.SPCX is at the natural pessimism warranted level
I've got 1.2k, should I buy more MU or AMD?
>>62580597I've kind of accepted that my standards are too high. Like my chaddest Chad friends have really kind, fun, hot girlfriends and wifes but everyone else I know ends up with a girl who's just plain not attractive to me at all, and only rarely has a nice personality. That's the majority of relationships I see. Can't imagine the juice being worth the squeeze. However, I go to conventions and concerts all the time where you meet women that I'd probably marry on the spot. Someone who's into the same obscure shit as me. And they're never single, but now that I know they EXIST I want one of them. I talked to this woman animatronics engineer at a trade show for all of two minutes months ago and I still think about her because she had the coolest job ever. You know? How gay is it that interesting women exist but they're like .01% of the whole population. >>62580648I've spent the whole year swing trading TQQQ and I've been winning. But I can only open positions when conditions are amenable. Conditions are not amenable today, I can't place shit for trades. I've got almost 50% of my money in QQQ and dividend holdings in my retail account because I wanted some market exposure while waiting to make big plays. Maybe I should increase my divvy position with the cash I've set aside for TQQQ trades, since we really haven't been getting those consistent green streaks that I want.
>>6258070550%
>>62580703>OPEN THIS DOOR
>>6258070510%
>>62580560Your mom dilates lmao
MIGRATE>>62580711>>62580711>>62580711MIGRATE
>>62580527WAIT THE CREEPY EYES GIRL POSTER IS BRITISH LMFAOOOO KEKEKEKEK HAHAHAA GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR POOR PERSON OPINION HAHAH KYS
>>62580708>How gay is it that interesting women exist but they're like .01% of the whole population.Men are the sameI'm interesting but still a 40yo virgin dont sweat it
>spend trillions on AI and data centers>Can't monetize it>Give it away for free>Rent data centers to the companies you are undermining I'm really trying to understand wtf is even going on lmao. This shit is so fake and gay every day
>>62580710Kek :D
>>62580717Why? We're still on the first page and won't get auto-saged until 360 posts.
>>62580733Theyre obsessed. Mentally gay niggers from /vg/ and /mu/ have come here. Now it's the same. Generalslop, namefags, resident schizos, 100x kpop thread, dead games, dying games, but now for stocks
>>62580754boss*
>>62580723It's the government behind it. It's always the government when things don't make any sense.
>>62580481i would prefer ones which will make money
>>62580723>some men just want to see the world burnkinda based in a way, if he follows through, sometimes you just need a massive shakeup and zuck wants a real name for himself, not to be known for only kikebook since boomers managed to destroy that too
