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I’m back nigga
futures
nvda is unironically underpriced
SMIGGILY WIGGILY SMIGGILY WIGGILY
I need a break but I'll be back tooYou are my rock
>>62581279>tfw no thicc gook gf to crush your head between her thighs like a grape and release you from this miserable existence
>>62581279>asians with thunderthighs that rivals black queenshow does this happen
Okay this shit has gone on long enough, time for the market to correct and just get it fucking over with boss.
>>62581293this is the power of AIhow could you not invest?
Done for the day. Don't care what kind of pump it does. It won't go above 774, or below 770.
>>62581279This has to be ai
>>62581293the future is now
silver stole the show
Eat a bag of dicks tech trannies.
silver
>EU gas up 11.12%
Shiiiet
>>62581297772, I mean. 772 will be the floor today. And even if it does lose another 0.70, it won't outpace the decay.
>>62581312Good, fuck them, and make sure to tell them they are not accepting enough refugees and they need to take more refugees boss.
WTFWT
>>62581317>Use refugees as fuelHeeey, I think you're on to something!
>>62581213Nobody said JGB yields have to go back to fucking zero. That's the part you're not getting. Bond losses are mark-to-market. If a Japanese insurer is sitting on a long-duration JGB book and yields fall from 3% to 2%, those bonds can gain ~10–15% in value. They're still underwater versus issuance, but the hole in the balance sheet just got massively smaller. If Japan is under currency/liquidity stress, selling foreign assets/USTs and repatriating capital means USTs sold dollars sold yen bought. If some of that capital moves into JGBs, that's additional JGB demand and downward pressure on yields.So you can simultaneously strengthen the yen and reduce JGB MTM losses while exporting some yield pressure to the US. And FRC is a hilarious example to use against this argument because FRC demonstrates exactly why duration losses become dangerous when liquidity pressure turns paper losses into forced realized losses. Nobody needs a time machine back to NIRP. They need marginal repricing and liquidity. That's the entire fucking point. NOW STOP REPLYING. You oxygen thief
where are we closing today niggers? which strike to butterfly?
>>62581273NOG up 6% Friday 7% today, still has an 8% yieldThanks Drumpf,!
>>62581322I thought the europeans had enough windmills and Chinese solar panels so they didn't need fuel anymore boss.
Motherfucking OIL>OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>62581323Japan is fucked and no amount of coping and seething from you are bringing negative interest rates back. Just wanted to let you know that you lost :)
That's it.All in on GUSH.
OilKINGSSSSSS
>>62581293they have to consume whatever it is the brazilians eat
>>62581333
>>62581325>Strike to Butterfly772 or 773. Even Trump's WAR TACO only caused a momentary .16% move
>>62581306
>>62581335>>62581330TOP SIGNALI'M SHORTING OILCOVER ME YOU LIMP DICK BAGGOTS
I say that, but now my dog is awake and nudging me to go outside.
>>62581341This is the part where we all fall down and die boss.
>>62581331>Japan, the country where first worlders work diligently from the age of 5, attending school 6 days a week and retiring at 99 years old to eat a bowl of rice every other day and splurging on a miniature tree or maybe a violin, is fuckedI think not.
>>62581331I agree. But it cant possibly stay contained there. The global nature of the bond market (especially G7) means there are no firewalls that could stop it.So buy gold miners. Now eat my gains faggot.
freshly bagged INTChad, what am I in for?
>>62581355Stock dilution that was announced today because they want 15 billies.
So what's the plan? Infinite growth with occasional 5-10% short drops?
>>62581345Listen to your dog he sounds like the smart one in the house
>>62581360>GDP go up>stock go upSimple as.
CRAK baggie
>>62581363Depends on the leverage fren.
>GDXU>FNGU>NRGU
Oil climbing. Gold climbing? Hmmm. I smell war.
>>62581360>1987 still ended greenBoomers had it easier than anyone in history
>>62581371I wish I was boomer
>>62581360we cannot afford our budget so we must borrow the bonds cannot keep up with inflation or else companies would invest en masse into them. we must grow or the economy goes into a depression. so we are forced to speculatehope you haven't been on /smg/ for longer then a few months. if so, shame on you for not understanding how the world economy functions.
>>62581370Check bonds. Fuck me. The good news is the curve is steepening, why gold and silver are rising.
>>62581361They've called the last two changes in momentum today.
>>62581376FLATTEN THE CURVE
>>62581330What do I put money into for oil
>>62581382suncor baby
>>62581377>nudges you>Spy goes upThe oracle dog
>>62581382Obsidian. Ticker OBE.
>>625813764000 and 60 were complete bottoms based on supply dynamics. Shorts covered. Never going lower again IMO. I'm looking at these markets and something big looks imminent.
I have a problemI need to stop panic gambling
HOOOOOOOOO!!!!
silver is doing that antisemitic thing again.
uhhh MIGAbrosi thought we're supposed to win bigly....
>>62581391Do oil chads by calls or just hold, how does it work
>>62581398I don't understand why they posted their whole strategy. Basically telling trump they're not being serious. Is it some 4d mind games?
silver minors
>>62581398If I was sitting in overly leveraged equities, high forward P/E equities I'd be very nervous.
>>62581398>listening to a rando from europe
>>62581398Damn, that's what I would have done. These guys are smart.
GOD DAMN IT KIKES LET IT RUN
>>62581403they're getting btfo and want us to change our strategy simple as. I hope trump ups the economic devestation in as many ways as possible
>>62581408The only winning move is not to play.
>>62581398Well according to Trump the strait is open. I'll believe the white man
>>62581402Long options BVLLs have been getting absolutely destroyed and rect this entire move up in oil. The volatility is great for premium sellers though.
>>62581398>The Hormuz Reportyou faggots keep falling for it lol
>>62581382oilu
I posted this in the dead thread so i'ma ask again in here. Guys what if the purpose of the data centers isn't to grow AI, but they are instead used to implement a globalized central bank digital currency, so that if the AI does its mass surveillance thing and determines you didn't have enough good goy points they cant just block your access to capital markets boss?
Hmmm I think Embecta will do pretty good
>>62581429Maybe. But they dont seem to be looking like a bonanza for the common man so far.
>>62581429sounds like a brainlet tinfoil hat theory "boss"
>>62581429>Bagberg instantly jumps to connecting ai to banks It's in your DNA
>>62581429Yes, everyone was already talking about this back during COVID. That's the plan. What do you think the fuss has been over PLTR and flock cameras as of late?
>>62581376market is realizing that "real" yields are lieing>>62581391niceDVN
SPY WILL NEVER GO BELOW 773 AGAIN!
>>62581429they will be used for shitty stuff like surveillance appliances and other useless software government busy body work
>took some profits on NRGUThanks stupid orange retard nigger
ASTS is going to shit the bed, right?
now that worst korea memory trade is dead will you be buying NK Hynix next year?
>>62581429That's just the NSA but automated. You're already on a watchlist.
>>62581436Yeah, well when the AI turns off all your shit because you might not have enough good goy points, don't come crying to me, not like you would be able to anyway because the AI already turned off all of your shit for not meeting the required good goy point quota boss.
>>62581445yes but thats a good thing
I was sick all weekend and just woke up.What's today's market like?
>>62581450Brooding
>>62581448No one's gonna come crying to you baggot.
>>62581448ok gramps lets get you to bed "boss"
>>62581450Crab.
let's all short ASTS together it'll be fun
>>62581429Dimon thinks it’s the world wars but it’s really the reformation.As we saw in the war, AI undermines the fundamental fabric of social cohesion, namely propaganda, and allows thirdies to reach propaganda parity.This is also what happened in the reformation.AI will lead to decentralization, not centralization, in the same way the press taking the book (the main tool for social cohesion of its day) out of the hands of exclusively the monasteries broke apart the Catholic order in Europe.
Posted up at my place again. Bought 300 mstr before i left @ 97.55. Concert is outside tonight so i can smoke. Was hungry so i bought the chips for 15 euros>>62581429
>>62581451>>62581456I'm going back to sleep.
>>62581458Decentralize this bussy
Oops meant to reply to baggie too. Obviously they are gonna do that boss, but its no big deal, god already watches everything so im not worried about ai
>>62581450Looks like beans and rice this week
IM HERE FOR YOUR GAINS
>>62581469They've got a $2.99 10 pc mcnuggets deal on the mcapp right now. You don't have to punish yourself with beans and rice.
>>62581458You think AI will set you free, but for all intents and purposes the AIs will seize the means of production and enslave the whole world. It must be stopped at all costs boss.
>>62581478you don't have to punish yourself with goyslop, the datacenters aren't tracking your good goy score quite yet
>>62581478I will never eat MCD ever again. I’d eat beans and rice 10 times out of 10 because it’s real food.
>>62581403It makes lose lose position of the US public knowledge. The US can end this at any time on Irans terms but will be extraordinarily humiliating, Iran picked these as nonnegotiable because America would never agree unless it was left no other choice which may be made manifest by the bond market breaking. They know we cannot stop them, munitions stockpiles are exausted and continued burn makes US strategic goals impossible to achieve; USD is backed by military might and this is through next gen weapons we lack in sufficient quantity for a future fight against any actor. Talk of munition production acceleration is only talk, new GD 155mm plant has made zero shells after two years of UKR using 6k a day and the plant being made to make 30k a month. MIC contractors are well aware of risk of over extension and don't want to be left out to dry when executive and budgetary directives switch on a whim, see Abrams production for example of them getting fucked by congress or even fm92s which they stopped making because DOD said they wanted something newer. Iran has been in a holding pattern, objective survive, for 50 years, whats another 2.5? Trump will face serious calls to resign regardless of his choice barring a miracle. It came quietly during the MOU and it was a much better way to save face than what's currently available. Even if we pullout they'll keep it closed to US until we pay restitution. If China and ally ships go through while we're blocked the amount of impotent rage you'll see will be generation defining.
I am absolutely certain that Trump will do something stupid tonight after market close after Iran said they would rather wait till 2029 than negotiate with him. He’s too erratic and egotistical. Continuing to hold my puts I bought at the top
>>62581478One of these guys just popped up around the corner by my place. Last time I had McDonald's was during the Obama administration
>>62581478last time I was at mcd I ate like 30 nuggets. thats when they had spicy nuggets. I felt literally ill for a a few days afterwards.
>>62581484>the datacenters aren't tracking your good goy score quite yetI wouldn't be so sure about that boss.
>>62581478mcslop has always had terrible tendies.
bussy woke up yet? or still at his AIDS screening?
>>62581459Cheers. >>62581429The Demiurge rules this plane of existence. (Hell)>Esoterica and FinanceWith sigils (memes) and data analysis detached from emotional thinking we become one. GME didn’t squeeze because of a hedge fund. It was the subconscious zeitgeist of toppling the system that achieved the goal. Hedge funds were brought to the their knees once GME, reached the pinnacle of a “squeeze gnosis.” I with a few others on this board did the research and manifested a world wide “squeeze gnosis” through sigils (GME Memes), subconscious thought, (mentioning GameStop’s value to others unaware of its financial situation), charging of the sigil (posting buys of GME’s undervalued price) and the hardest part. The “squeeze gnosis” release. The entire manifestations of everyone believing that GME will moon. I believe this can be achieved with any stock or sector in the financial markets. The only downfall is group “lust of result.” People’s lust for an outcome will cause a block in a “squeeze gnosis” thus preventing group manifestations from breaking into the zeitgeist. If we could start a new “squeeze gnosis” in a niche sector of the market, I believe that this can be used as proof of subconscious thought affecting market movements. (Reality)So yes, the AI is the Demiurge being manifested into a physical form. The chains of information will bind you to this realm for eternity unless you reach gnosis through spirituality and knowledge.Yes I am a schizophrenic.
>>62581485I went to a mcdonalds here in france to try the beyond nuggets (ticker BYND) and saw a rat, it was just like ratatouille. One of the wagies was then tasked to kill it so i left, didnt wanna witness that
>>62581485>because it’s real food.How is MCD not food? Bitches literally use bread meat, vegetables and sauces.
Capital is rotating out of semis/memory and into to precious metals and precious metals accessories.MU could be stuck for a few months tha before it runs again. This guy is calling both.
>oilUmm, did the guys at Axios fall asleep or something? Where is my fake headline, Barak?
>>62581479The reformation was almost 100 years of constant war and upheaval, i don’t think anyone’s going free boss.Everything will just be chaotic. Not chud guns and water and canned food chaotic, but a regionally and politically chaotic, and the world will get smaller.
Oil may pump but I doubt it will go past $100 unless some catastrophe hits.>>62581499C'est la vie.
>>62581502>How is MCD not food?...
>>62581499french people kills rats? Isn't that basically like killing a fellow countryman?
>>62581506He’s low keying it now
>>62581509what a hideous hag
>>62581458So basically China's Xi is the modern day Luther, and he's nailing Qwen and Kimi K3 on the doors of OpenAI, Anthropic and Google?
>>62581517Hello zoomer.
>>62581505The chip trade is fucked. Korea ruined it for everyone
So SOXL aint going back to $300 any time soon is it....what about $200?
Yen to 240https://youtu.be/b7cNbyvvuxU?si
I don't know where all this fud is coming from, I'm green today thanks to oil.
>>62581510>Bread>100% Beef>Cheese>Pickles>Onions>Lettuce>SauceLiterally a big mac bro. Not bullish MCD, but they actually serve real food.
>>62581507Look at what that reformation got you. Niggers, women, and fornicators in the clergy. You got the clergy blessing the sanctity of two dudes kissing and docking their cocks together. I'm sure there are plenty of other things you can look at, but the reformation opened the door for all kinds of bullshit that should have never been allowed boss.
>>62581524Probably just waiting for NVDA
Band played you gotta be, let it be, now theyre doing lean on me. Theyre also buying mstr into the close, will probably get into profit
>>62581416My portfolio is entirely long calls and I can confirm I was taken to the vet and I was neutered and my former balls were presented to me in a little box.
MNST... is it really over?
>>62581536No m8. Even if chips retard pumps Korea will dump on you the same day or next or both. It's literally insane to baghold chips with leveraged koreans dumping hard several days a week. The chip trade is completely ruined by Korea.
>RRthats it. thats the post.
>>62581543It looks like these guys ride bullruns and then drop back to original price.
>>62581543Rick Rule?
>>62581494I kind of miss chicken selects and that era of slop. These days I can afford boxes of royal farms tendies at anytime but I refuse to pay those prices on principle. If I'm getting ripped off on takeout I'd rather pay for fresh rat from my favorite chinawoman as she never forgets an item and her vegetables never make anyone shit themselves to death.
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEJUST MAKE IT PUMPNO MORE CRABKEVIN
>gold pumping>GDX still suckingThe fuck is their problemIt's like there's some hedge fund short on Every Miner (and everything else I bought like chips and SaaS)
>>62581551BASED APU LIGHTNING POSTERKEVIN PLEASE!
>>62581552Holy fuck silver
>>62581271Kök
>>62581552if pms are pumping and miners aren't that's a big arbitrage opportunity
>>62581509I hope she's hairy, like most French women.
>>62581542You win some you loose some, they retard pump it too.
>>62581543Oh Rolls Royce.
My personal life is a burning wreck but at least my leveraged gold minors and oil is doing something.
>>62581561No it's going to be dumps mostly. Chips topped. Pump days will be few and far between. Chips need a new catalyst for growth. May not come until next year
>>62581521China will be under pressure too, the south from the north. Riceniggas may finally get to dab on wheatniggas.Who can say. All that is certain is that the “global order” (which China actually wants to keep and assume the mantle of) is tot, donezo, finished, joever.Not tomorrow but by the time we’re true wheelchair bound oldfags.Trump already taking it that direction by pivoting away from Asia to the americas prior to the war. It will continue to trend smaller and smaller, for everyone.It will be better for some, worse for others, boss.
>>62581505weird that I own both of these
>>62581541Is Cisco a play? I remember playing around with their network simulation software in high school and then never touching it again.
>iran announces the hormussy will be permanently closed forever and all ships are kill on sight and the war will never end for at least another thousand years>oil goes up by $1>trump announces (via truthsocial) that roughly ~20 barrels of crude can now be delivered through scott bessent's anal pipeline>oil drops $10
>>62581574USA is transporting 8 million barrels through the strait daily
>>62581478why is this being posted repeatedly?
>>62581578That's not even 50% of the pre-war flow. The SPR will still drain but more slowly. China won't stop itself forever either and once they begin to slurp this will worsen things even more.
>>62581584I don't care.
>>62581579Schizos will get attached to certain images and repost them everyday for weeks. It's a useful way of knowing immediately that the post was made by a retard.
>>62581574Whatever Iran says the opposite is true, so all ships are safu and the whore's pussy will be free use for all boss.
>US President Trump: Only US Has Control Of Hormuz Strait>- US Has Mineswept The Entire Strait
>>62581478I've seen this the first time
>>62581590
>>62581585Then what the fuck is the purpose of your first post you mongoloid
>>62581597Exactly what I stated. Energy crisis "experts" have been wrong every time and will continue being wrong forever.
>>62581585If only diesels could be run on your lack of concern then you might have had a point.
>>62581551>Kevin power half hour spy VThank you sirs!
power fifteen minutesplease
>>62581403Merz basically called it months ago and Trump threatened him with tariffs for it.
i told you about MU bro
>>62581601yet they'll keep running forever
Space X is short squeezing my bastards
>>62581551Kevin is not a man.He’s a federal reserve-issued flesh golem animated by the residual energy of every rate hike since 2021. You can see it in the eyes. Dead. Flat. The same look a printer has when it’s about to jam after spitting out another trillion.Every time he opens his mouth the yield curve does a little death rattle and some midwit on here posts “soft landing imminent” like the soft landing isn’t just the sound of the middle class hitting the pavement in slow motion. He raises 25bps and the market throws a tantrum. He pauses and the market throws a bigger tantrum. He cuts and suddenly everyone discovers they were “patiently waiting for the pivot” the entire time. It’s not monetary policy. It’s a psychological operation run by a guy who looks like he gets his haircut at the same place as the cadavers in the morgue.The real tell is the jaw. That jaw was not designed by evolution. It was designed by the same committee that designed the reverse repo facility. Pure bureaucratic aggression. When he says “we’re data dependent” what he means is “the data is dependent on how much we need to protect the balance sheets of the people who own the printers.”You think he’s fighting inflation. He’s not. Inflation is the point. It’s the slow-motion wealth transfer dressed up as “price stability.” Every time a millennial can’t afford a house, another BlackRock apartment gets filled. Every time a small business dies, another private equity firm does a leveraged buyout of its corpse. Powell just sits there with that thousand-yard stare like a man who already knowshow this movie ends and is mildly annoyed he has to keep doing the same scene.Buy the fucking dip. Or don’t. The golem doesn’t care. The golem just keeps walking.
>>62581590>>62581596If a ship blows up in the Hormussy and no media reports on it, does it still make a sound?
>>62581609Then explain why SPRs were emptied.
>betting against the richest man in the planetNot gonna make it
Slurp the fucking dip on FMC and tell people to buy it let's make a new GME pump we can do it faggots
bro, my MO. what did you do?
>>62581590I believe him.
>take some profit at a perceived top>market starts crabbingFeels awkward boss
Something that crossed my mind today about smg, a lot of you are trying to be bobo joshua, identify the exact flaw in the economy, call it out, then markets crumble and all the jews in nyc commit ritual seppuku by jumping out of skyscrapers. Babe your feminine schizophrenic rage drives a lot of this behavior too. But thats not ever gonna happen. The highest likelihood outcome is markets just grind higher as capitalism and business do their thing. Theres a lot more profit and glory to be made just being bullish and getting behind the next big thing
>>62581568>by the time we’re true wheelchair bound oldfagsLongevity therapies for the wealthy and various castes of elites may shift that balance.If one is discreet, it's not hard to source the same Russian peptides that Putin and Xi are on. Bromantane, Semax, Selanl, Epitalon, etc.The Vampire class will become real.
>>62581623Shill FMC pump FMC
>>62581628>SelanlI meant Selank
>>62581627What’s the next big thing?
>>62581632>>I meant SelankUh, I already injected myself with 25cc's of Selanl, do I need to go to a doctor? How can I bill you for giving me bad medical advice?
>>62581618>explain my gross oversimplification of thingsnah I'll just laugh at you for months on end as oil continues not doing what you think it will
>>62581633mass surveillance that's tied to a global central bank digital currency boss
Scotty? Henlo? Do the needful?But you can do whatever you want, you may have infinite money to bet against me, but I won't sell. Not a single barrel. I will watch you over my barrels tower. Your infinite money doesn't mean SHIT when I have time. And god knows I have plenty of it. Time is what you lack, Scotty. And no amount of money will save your ass from a lack of time.Tick tock tick tock, hear that, Scotty? That's the sound of your time running out, and the moment it stops is the moment you will spread your Bussy for the entire world to see.You WILL crawl back to me and supply me to get rid of my oil. Maybe I'll give you droplets of oil after you do a dogeza pose.
Literally everynyan lost money today
>>62581640Bullish for gold
>>62581628Putin looks like a can of instant biscuits that just burst open
wtf man
>>62581635Should have DYODD
>>62581633Its still ai but soon it will be quannum
>>62581642Im uo $40 today thank you very muchThanks amazon for making up the 1200 deficit
>>62581644He's 73.
Why do you have zerongold and silver exposure anon
>>62581640>>62581648I thought it was Brock lesnar
>>62581644>a can of instant biscuits
if i'm losing an argument I go on chatgpt and provide a prompt of a man drinking basedmilk and use that image in the rebuttal bullish on AI desu
>>62581293desu I prefer latinas, they can be as thick but they actually have soft skin. Ever touch a black girls skin? Its so dry and rough even if they spam the cocoa butter
>>62581643You'd make more money just selling EMF blocking hats to people with guilty consciouses by telling them the hats will stop the AI from reading their thoughts, (they won't actually stop the AI from reading their thoughts) boss.
>>62581644Lol
any smg bros wanna get gay married and raise based schizo children? we can just incel together and bang hookers on the side
>SOXS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING MONEY LEBOWSKI
>>62581627This dude has aids
ASTSissies how we feeling? Iz we finna get rugged?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
SPCX is backWish I could have bought some at 100
i told you where they wanted MU at bro. i told you dawg
>>62581661Faggots should not be parents, also incels don't get to bang hookers, if incels could bang hookers they'd be sex havers instead of incels boss.
>>62581668Today: -0.09%This Month: +6.87%This Year: +32.84%From Peak: -0.97%12 Months: +24.03%
>>62581668+1.85% ... Which is fairly bad, considering Im the fat bald oilbaron from Dune.
>>62581668It was +0.01% hour ago. I don't want to look. GN
Holy ending dump
>>62581668>-0.42%
>>62581668-1.09%
>>62581306Then stop using tech.
>>62581668+3.66%
6 trillion
>>62581673incel is just what women call anyone they aren't currently banging, it's a meaningless word. We won't be real faggots, I'm not letting you suck my dick. We'll go far in the republican party tho
>>62581668>+.03%Like being molested by an attractive woman
Bought the B dip at 3:59. I just let the broker pick the limit.
>>62581668>+5.47% today FeelsGoodMan
>>62581668Im not fucking checking
>>62581668I'm making it.
Incidentally, the massive selloff+sandisk's massive profits mean they are basically buying control of their entire company.
why oil up?
>>62581628>Semaxinjectable semen?>>62581666good. shouldn't have been sharing semen needles.
>>62581668-0.28%OKE and XOM did some heavy lifting today
NOG up 9%EOG up 6%Pbr up Dow up lyb upThank you Trump!
>>62581693the hormust literally choked off 586% of the world's oil supply you ignoramus
>asts red in afterits over
>>62581685Listen to yourself, you're thinking like a woman. You're trying to find a rich man to marry and raise a family with, completely disregarding the meaning of the words you're saying.... You should probably attend conversion therapy camp boss.
>>62581696young semen transfusions look into it
>>62581684>Thing at 350 yuck what an ass thing>Same exact thing at 510 why you should mortgage your house to ape it debt max style right before the market rugs the fuck out
>>62581699why did we giga pump last week then
Probly lost a good deal of money today. But its ok it will come back. Down about 100 on mstr. Going home early tonight. Busty redhead on the dating app unmatched me, not a lot to be happy about today
>>62581668-2.39%Hoping for a TACO tomorrow
All of you missed the random 186% gauz pump. What the actually bloody SCIENCE was that about?
>>62581701no i'm definitely the man in this hypothetical relationship being that I have never sucked a dick unlike you
Feels good being all in gold and cash
>>62581696No. Being an adrenocorticotropic hormone fragment, it's a more advanced synthetic analog to adrenochrome.
>>62581668I didn't kill myself yet
>>62581700>ASTS earnings>lmao they don't earn anythingit's literally free money everytime
>>62581668-0.40% after the late dump offNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>62581709I'm not the guy trying to get gay married faggot.
Business idea: make money every day
>>62581705Don't worry Anon. Life might suck but at least at the end of it we get rugged one last time by God and it ends.
>>62581668Bad. I slept through the spy pump.
>>62581717nothing gay about a little bromance or else white christian nationalist republicans wouldn't be getting gay married all the time
>>62581715Spcx pumped 30% on news of earning.nothing and planning to spend a bunch more debt that won't earn anything for years. But biggest building on earth or whatever
Feels bad being 70% in cash, 20% in tech and 10% in gold miners but the tech is all bleeding to hell
>Invested in GOOG>It dumps>Microsaars is mooning for no reasonIt's all so tiresome.
>>62581725there's a certain musk that asts lacksi'll let you know how filthy rich i get off my one (1) put tomorrow
ADTM earnies when?
NOG short squeeze in motion
what is going with this rockletlab stock?it down? I thought rockets go up
>>62581723Yeah next you're going to say there's nothing gay about putting your cock inside another man's cock... I ain't falling for that shit boss.
>>62581741Memecoin
>>62581744>baggot keeps bringing up gay shitCurious
>>62581741a common misconception
>presumbly has korean wife>can't stop posting about cocks
might as well get back into SBLK if the hormoose is staying closed
>>62581546yea don't hold it too long, maybe like ten days tops
>>62581744> putting your cock inside another man's cockWait what?
>>62581760>he doesn't know
>>62581755He's also a Jewish pedophile so its not surprising
>>62581543These guys always annoyed me because they'd come up instead of Rolls Royce when I quickly looked up "rr stock"
>>62581760That's how the gays do the sex, they dock their cocks boss.
>>62581728we told you to not stay in cashwe told you to buy basically anything
>>62581767my cock is behind a flat cage, what now boss
Damn, CVX made it a -1% day instead of a -1.5%. You boys were right telling me to hedge with oil.
>>62581271smiggers oil expansion pack when?
What’s this pattern called
Was today the last day to sell stocks?
>ASTS double missKEK Space baggots (me)KWAB
>>62581767Remember when we were all getting rich off of gaysex with SIGA speaking of which, SIGA is at 2016 support levels and falling fast. Gaysex going out of fashion.
should i increase my oil position
ASTS once again reports not earning anything. In fact, they earn even less than analysts thought.Will earnings call copium save them or will my puts make me hella cash? Find out next time on dragon ballz z
>>62581789Oil companies, yes. Oil itself, no, it will continue to be manipulated by tweets prompting an alternate reality. Ignore the noise, buy integrated oil companies.
>>62581789also i regret scrolling up
>>62581770Now you get to watch Jamal fuck your wife boss.
>>62581788yeah i member
>>62581796>jew posting blacked shit A tale as old as time itself
I paid $50k for a very valuable lesson this past monthtoo bad I don't FUCKING understand what went SO fucking wrong
>>62581801>in the beginning there was darkness>railing your mom
Just realized my mom's folio is doing better than mine simply because she got free TTE stocks at work 2 years ago and just held them. I got outwarrend and outbuffeted.
>>62581801Kek
>>62581801it's been a staple of judaism since the times of ezekiel at least
>>62581671when did you do that bruv?i dont recall the event in question
>>62581801oy vey shut it down
>>62581804What were you panic gambling on?
>>62581804You’ve been bit by the gambling bug anon. You need some antivenom (boomer holding).
>>62581692so tiresome that these tards dont just do a special dividend>can buy backno guarantee they even will if it's anything like that one share repurchase program i saw
>>62581715The implied options move was +- 9.572 so you probably lost unless you directly shorted the stock
I'm so tired of seeing my shit red I want out of these garbage positions
>>62581835What are ye bagholding?
>>62581835i repositioned so despite my holdings mostly being in the green they need to pump a lot to makeup for the losses the other stuff incurred. fuck me, i should've panic sold back in June/early July.
>>62581818ah yes when they were slav-... i uh means guests of the egpytiansit all makes perfect sense
how is my port?I would like if pros in smg commented on it33.3% asts33.3% rklb33.3% googlhow would I fare in the future years with this portfolio?
>>62581789Yes. What >>62581794 said.
right now, at this very moment, a new generation of oil baggies is being born.
>>62581848Looks good
RBLX baggies why don't you have a seat, right over therehttps://youtu.be/Crbp8Y_yCIs
>>6258184866% space exposure? You need some energy and some gold as a hedge.
>>62581848Thinking of slurping more GOOG
>>62581628It’s a longer time horizon than you need to worry about full it’s full fruition.For now, if you’re a Longterm fag, focusing on companies bound up regionally/hemispherally instead of globally is what I would do What radio and the camera hath wrought, AI will sunder
I get cramps in my anus from the stress of trading
>>62581860>hedgewhy would I lower my returns?
>>62581839memory, semis
New Patrick Boyle just dropped on Leopoldhttps://youtu.be/rE75WvOtcu8
>>62581857how could you tell?
kospi dumpu on u
>>62581843I'm waiting to sell off this fucking junk to do that. I never should have fucked with SOXL
>>62581867Gold is going up regardless, but it's not correlated to tech or space. So you can harvest it for gains to buy the dips elsewhereif you stick with you three stocks you will invariably have long stretches of bagholding that will test your patience.
TWO OF HEARTSTWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONETWO OF HEARTSI NEED YOU I NEED YOU
>>62581879it kinda makes senseif the idea is to keep it in short term isn't money market funds better though?
TRIPSANDWEREALLYDIPSIf this smigger can't be profitable, then no smigger can!
>>62581870Leo WILL be back
>>62581888checked, im all in on cash
>>62581888>neon green id >trips and dipsYou just canceled yourself out smigglet
>>62581888Well fuck, I guess that's it, pack it up pack it in, we're going to blow up all of Irans oil and shit now. Like they're just going to do everything in their power to sell the oil and skate the sanctions, so just blow it all up so they can't even fucking pump it boss.
>>62581887GLD will out performing SGOV over the next 24 months. GDX will out perform GLD. And SILJ will out perform GDX.
>>62581892>jew wants to blow up all of Iran's oilYou'd love that huh
>Alibaba has a new AI feature that can instantly turn your chats into orders What could go wrong?
I'M BUYIN IT (QUBT)
where the hell is the new thread? >Cleveland Fed's Hammack: It will take more than one interest rate hike to bring down inflationFUCK YEAH
>>62581900Why would he say that? Couldn't they just hike it really high and then cut if needed? This guy is a fucking retard, no wonder he lives in Cleveland boss.
>>62581900>More guidance, no moves
>>62581892The only way of this could benefit you. Is if you are full port energy and gold. But you’re too thick to see more than one step. But they will probably do it anyway.
>>62581896Chatgpt shows recommendations with links to sites where you could buy, fully expect "ayo grok buy me dem jordans" soon
COOKING A NEW ONE DON'T MAKE A DUPLICATE
>>62581900What if they just hiked it once to 15%
>>62581888oilrigsmig
new >>>62579222
NEW:>>62581925>>62581925>>62581925
>>62581889That’s what the current “elite” class want to hear themselves say. Anything else means it’s game over for the money changer class at large. So he’s the “unlucky genius “. Because them need to bury the head in the sand that he’s the can’t in their gilded coal mine.
>>62581913>you're too thickthat's what she said boss
>>62581578Credible sources say it's actually 80 million
>>62581524Shorting people to death hurt it more than the gooks.Other than that it's a crowded trade who's gonna flow in? Everyone knows at this point.
>>62581931Your fake asian wife? To a chink even your 2 incher seems massive
>>62581782Orange nigger pattern
>>62581596>Your nose gets bigger the more you lie
