all systems go edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62588913
I hope I finally get an opportunity where I all in and get something like a 50%+ return on my entire portfolio. Im tried of losing with stocks.
>>62589748same, but instead of 'an opportunity where I all in and get something like a 50%+ return' it's 'an opportunity to nestle my face between the ass cheeks of a beautiful woman'.
Shoot squatters with a 12 gauge for a fee. Not financial advice.
>>62589753Being a landlord is soul crushing when you get mogged by a stock return
>>62589748SPCX confirmed for me that any negative sentiment related to "market mechanics" on megacaps like the float lockup expiring etc is bullshit. INTC offering was another example, was apparently massively oversubscribed, the line of investors who wanted the shares on offer was around the block
>>62589757Im confused are the intc buyer getting it at a discount to current share prices cause if not, why not just buy the shares directly off the market?Nonetheless I ran the numbers. If I time an entry good enough, I could make a lot of money. It really pains me seeing as I had looked into Nebius but it slid off my radar. An all in on that wouldve made so much back
>>62589757>fell for the FUDlolLmao
>>62589757>INTCuhh this shit is going to make another low below 80 next week, i hope you didnt buy
>>62589762Nah after finding out about leopold it all kind of clicked and I pulled the trigger on SPCX at 108
>>62589761The new prints are $95 each. Stock was around $97 then
>futures
>>62589761I think the money will flood back into hardware in the fall after jackson hole is dovish with this CPI print>>62589763Idk man the gov owns 9% it's synonamous with gibs now
Yes...buy more spcx and intc....they are definitely not topping out...
RGTI an easy short? Doesn't seem to be able to break 18.5 without news.
>>62589779>government seizes 10% of your equity at a criminal discount>"look everyone, intel is on the dole"-_-'
>MU is redAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62589780>20% of shares suddenly available>price jumps 20% starting that very dayBoss, it's a succession of fake and gay, fake and gay, all the way down, approaching infinity
>>62589787No yeah I agree, I fuckin sold 2k shares at 20 so I'm salty but I bought the SNDK listing with the proceeds so it was the right move in hindsight, no way am I buying INTC up here but shorting it will always seem like a fool's errand with uncle sam on the other side of the trade, let alone it's basically an israeli company
>>62589781Don't underestimate how retarded the market can be.
>the midterms fud is back>the daytrade rule change fud is back>the inflation fud is back>the opex day fud is back>the private credit fud is back>the dogfucker is back is back>the air raid tweet fud is back>the japanese bond fud is back
>>62589791I remember watching this anime and liking it, but I don't remember how long ago and how it was calledI think I'm getting old
>>62589800What is fud
>>62589800>All the macro problems that people got distracted from by the war are back.They never left.
>>62589790>-0.5%NOOOOOOOOOO
>>62589815idk
>>62589757SpaceX has the meta.We have reached a new level of fake in the bullshit production possibility curve, while homosexuality has remained about the same.This being the case, even more bullshit is required, things need to be faker than ever, if prices are to be maintained following the rightward shift, or to be increased. Homosexuality probably won't shift, given that it already at its theoretical maximum.
>>62589810It’s like 10+ years old, off the top of my head it was went along the lines of jinrui wa somethingIt was the first anime season where I watched things as it aired so I remember it distinctly because of that
>>62589827>humanity has declined or jinruiit was in the pic name but I had to look it upmaybe I'll rewatch it, it was ahead of its time
Seeing a reddit thread about investing (or anything) from 12-13 years ago is interesting because you actually see thought out, somewhat intelligent comments instead of a bunch of lobotomized snarkers like you would nowadays.Btw what r*ddit investing board is the worst? My vote goes to pennystocks aka scam central.
>>62589862Value Investing exclusively circle jerk to absolute dogshit dying companies, all whilst smugly quoting the 'last puff of a cigar' like uncy Warren always says!
>>62589862Kek cryptomoonshots probably
>>62589867>investing>cryptomoonshots
>IMO
>>62589865They are dogshit as well, I think 90% of that sub doesn't even understand value investing besides a few out of context Warren Buffet quotes.
>>62589874>invest>to commit (money) in order to earn a financial returnAre you stupid or just retarded or what. They are the most desperate jeeted investment community online.
>getting to inhale a beautiful woman's entire ass
>>62589881
>>62589880Wow, didn´t know sports betting was investing, good job tard.
>>62589884Wow, this thing I wasn't talking about isnt investing? Not the own you think it is moron. Take it up with merriam webster. I think crypto is retarded too buddy but it's clearly a form of investment. A crypto price chart looks the exact same as any stock chart. And you're a stupid nigger.
>>62589891It’s a form of speculation not investing. They aren’t product assets and thus cannon be invested in, only speculated on.
>>62589891>to commit (money) in order to earn a financial returnSports betting is obviously investing.
>>62589895Productive assets*
>having a beautiful woman spread her ass cheeks before you, revealing a pristine, hairless, pink asshole
My minors... not like this...
>>62589898>having a beautiful femboy spread xis ass cheeks before you, revealing a pristine, hairy, brown assholefixed and checked
>>62589780Stop posting this image please
>>62589895So gold, lean hogs and wheat futures aren't an investment either okay dude fuck off with these retarded semantic word games you and your faggot buddy are playing. You buy an asset that you expect a return on. You buy crypto to sell at a later date to get a return on your investment. And what is it called when ethereum or any other proof of stake shitcoin is staked and gains yield for securing the chain? Hmmmm...is it PRODUCING something? Fuck off dumb nigger and eat shit, seriously.>>62589896You want to argue crypto investing or what retard here's a (you)
>>62589903imagine the fucking stench of a man's ass, though, LMAO fucking revolting
>>62589899>M0O IDI'm thinking it's gonna be a good day bros.
>-0.85%ΙΤΚEEPSFALLING
>>62589909This. Fag propaganda online relies on sight and sound and those are the easiest to fool. These degens will psyop themselves into liking feminine men over months or years and then be disappointed when they smell and touch them. Male smells and rough skin texture can't be changed as easily.
>>62589909>>62589926are you guys trying to redpill the general or something?
>>62589917Macro do be like that.
>>62589940The damn thing is slow and I'm bored. Consider it a bump or something.
>>62589940Idk but they got me thinking about man ass now and I am not sure if I like it.
my jewish stock keeps going up while everything else is going downyou cant explain that
>>62589948if it's a man: imagine the stench :-[if it's a woman: imagine the smell :-]
At the beach but its lame, no qts. Might go parasailing idk. Might trade crypto or biotech this afternoon, idk.
Smigger general feels dead in eurochad hours :(
>>62589974europoorans don't invest
Can’t sleep :(
>>62589974We're all waging because we didn't make it yet.
im a 33 year old khv no friends chuddy, whats the right stock for me???
>>62589986VT
futures again green for no reason
>>62589979Big savings culture here>>62589974I'm not sure I prefer the frantic American hours, but at least stonks get discussed then
>>62589986WEN
At what levels is GOOG a slurp? I'm tempted by that Buffet move.
another memory dump today?
>>62589986GRRRYou either make it or we go bust, but it sounds like you have absolutely nothing to lose my smigga.
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>>62589996200 daily MA around 330 imoI bought some already I'll buy more if it hits that point.
Aaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>62589996Slurp GAW
>>62590001>>62590000lol lmao kwab
>>62589877kek it’s not a rocket science, just few lines in the balance sheet and being able to use a calculator to calculate BVPS “ Stock of a company with a lot of surplus cash and nothing ahead of the common is clearly a better purchase (at the same price) than another one with the same per share earnings but large bank loans and senior securities” example being some anon on Monday posting about SION witch lost 92% in a day. Their working capital as reported in Q2 was ~250M while their total debt was around 8M. Even if they decide to do a cheaper 11 meme today owning that stock would make u money. >>62589908I mean… it’s in the name -cryptoCURRENCY>what is it called when ethereum or any other proof of stake shitcoin is staked and gains yield for securing the chainsince it’s a currency and like any other currency banks or brokers pay u a finite percentage for holding that money in whatever form and using it as they like to make more, holding euros in your bank account and watching it erode due to inflation and getting 2% on your 100k is not investing profits, especially with volatile “assets” like crypto, especially when it still doesn’t have ANY real world applications
why are we premarket crabbing again? we need that june pump.
>>62589800Yeah it's always the same. A bunch of other shit like Taiwan getting invaded, Europe running out of gas this winter and Best Korea deciding to end K-Pop. In the long-run holding everything in precious metals and funko-pops will win but you will probably be dead before that crash happens. Dead and, worse still, being a pmg schizo.
>>62590015Except you need ethereum to maintain network security it is not an arbitrary reward or a situation where it is getting lent out by a bank and you're getting a share. Ethereum's role in staking has no correlation to how a currency generates you money in your savings account; it is producing value. You can argue that the value it's producing is fake and gay as they designed the whole coin around it, although eth was proof of work for a long time but it is still working for you. Something being a productive asset is not a necessary requirement for it being an "investment" anyway. This premise excludes gold/silver bullion, forex, land(not homes), toys, art, watches etc. which have all been traded and "invested" longer than any of us have been alive.
I researched several managed futures ETFs. Most people don't understand them, or understand how they work.They are not just a trend system, and are just constantly moving in and out of trends, and switching to short and long depending on how the trend moves. That is not how they work. That's too simplistic.They are doing something more. They're taking positions, like, longing US treasuries, then in additional to that, they're taking on leverage to trade trends.There are implications to this. I've researched the past holdings on many funds, and I can tell you what kind of leverage they use on average.It means if you're holding managed futures, odds are, it will be capital efficient. You're not just getting exposure that is $1 for $1. You're getting exposure that is $2 for 1$. That's how these funds bang out 20% in a year longing US treasurys.They treasurys are collaratal for the leveraged trades.One key point to know. They're not leveraging risk. They'll be long and short stuff,so a fund might be 100% long of US treasurys, then 103% on a futures short for a combined gross exposure of 203%. Funds can have 2x, 3x, even I've seen 4x gross exposure. Only you won't have 4x risk because that's just the gross total exposure and not the risk. They're not doing 4x leveraged bets all in the same direction.Offhand, and very roughly, for every $1 you put into one of these funds, you have about $1.50 in actual directional exposure. Some of them are high, like if you held DBMF, you'd have about $2 for every $1 in risk exposure. Most of them aren't that high. Basically, what this means, if 10% of your portfolio is managed futures, it's going to pull its weight like it's actually 15% of your portfolio.They pay out yield as well. Better than bonds in every way.Here's effective leverage of like the top 20 performing funds. It wasn't easy to compile this, and going through past quarterly reports to look at all their holdings, and making estimations off the holdings.
anyone holding ONDS?
When is this piece of shit going to crash
>>62590036I did research on this as well and the gains/divvies are eclipsed by the expense ratio.
>>62590041I've just massively increased my position in tech so very soon.
>>62590036can't read the image so i'm just gonna keep buying SSO instead of making things complicated
>>62590041No more crashes. Only slurping opportunities.
>>62590022100% he was snacking in there
I bought SNDK yesterday for some reasonSurely it stops going down
Being an office wagie actively prevents me from investing wisely. Now I bought a rtx 5090m laptop just so I have a better portable gaming rig
>>62589748I'm up over 100% on a lot of things and it sucks (seriously) because I want to get into new things that will eventually be 100% plus instead I am afraid to add to what I have and fucking up my low cost basis.
sold my dram @ 55this shit going back down swing trader bros stay winningbut if saas stays down today it might signal rotation in which case I suck doo doo colored dicks
>>62590054A wise investment... You can rent out your GPU compute to Nvidia ;)
>going to own 200 shares of AppLovin next week while my 1000 shares of Celsius gets soldWish me luck. First time owning AppLovin.
>>62590063I'm thinking of buying some app as wellsurely the worst performing s&p500 stock has bottomed now
>>62590015>kek it’s not a rocket scienceYes, that's why it always surprises me when people clearly don't get it. That sub was shilling mag 7 and other stocks based on growth potential and who would win the AI race . Might be ok investments for other reasons, but that is not value investing.
shorted spacex now at 146,80 with a bear product. thughts?
>>62590071Take this free financial advice. Shorting the future may not be the wisest decision.
>>62590047
>>62590071spcx is being manipulated to fuck how many times does it need to be said please smiggers stop doing thisthey're manipulating this shit to free up early lockups
>>62590012STUPID MONKEY
>>62590078>Muh smig
>>62589986KMB
today is just crab or up day, r-right?
>>62590084No today is the PPI dump :3>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>ON ROCK AND ROLL>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>WE BUILT THIS SMIGGY>ON ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62590090Kek
Here's a chart that scores performance and shows effective leverage, and ranks each ticker in order of best performance. The higher score, the better it performed over the last year. I had to use one year because several of the funds are new.
>>62590094>>62590036>>62590042The fee is the cost of insurance, they're not return engines.
>>62590065Ride the wave with me. I have to buy at 320 at the end of the week, and selling covered calls next week around 340.
>>62590036>>62590094>"It doesn't beat SOXL but"
when do we buy apple?
>>62590107bought some Granny Smith's yesterday. I prefer sour to sweet apples, samle is
>>62590107Apple didn't secure their memory in advance. They tried to strike a deal with CXMT which was an impossibility and caused them to dump. They might be SOL for a while.
>>62590107When you want a healthier diet?
>>62589980Being on an oil rig looks so comfy.
nSneedia
>>62590112Apple cant even afford china. Time to embrace fecaloidram
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/onds
>>62590119it was 10.30 earlierif this thing sinks back to $6 after selling out to mossad I will be very disappointed lol
>>62590126kek it dropped another 30 cents literally right after posting this
>>62590126if it sinks to $6 after these earnings I'm tripling down lol
I need a stock with a low price that will go up alot
>>62590131see>>62590119it will either half or double within the next 48 hours
>>62590131BYND is gonna do a 30:1 reverse split. It'll take you from like 40 cents to 12.00
>>62590104SOXL has the worst concentration risk in the market. If there was a 3x DRAM, it would be even worse.You could literally, and very likely, see your shares fall below $1 and the fund close as you're forced to realise a 99+% loss. That's not just something that's plausible to happen. It's likely to happen.
>>62590130oh wait they did just post earningsfuck 90% miss lmaobetter luck next time ondsisters
DamnMy metals and materials are going to get wrecked today
will futures sperg out again 2-3 min pre-release?
Made myself some green tea with water boiled on my luxurious european gas stove (EU gas -3% today).>>62590144All commodities are getting heemed except for wheat and coal.
>>62590144Dang smigga, metals and materials getting wrecked today was not just something that was plausible to happen, it was likely to happen.Oh well. At least you weren't wrong. The big bag is still out there
>>62590131GRSD is a penny stock and has earnings tonight, down 85% from highs last year. Worth a gamble saar!
aaaah
>>62590141concentration is the entire pointif you try to play it safe and cover all your angles (hint: it's not possible) you won't get anywhere
PPI ONLY 4,7% WE ARE SAVED
One more dip in the sea then im getting a poke bowl and gonna trade
>US PPI Final Demand (M/M) Jul: 0.0% (est 0.2%; prev -0.3%; prev R -0.1%)- PPI Final Demand (Y/Y): 4.7% (est 4.9%; prev 5.5%)- PPI Ex Food And Energy (M/M): 0.2% (est 0.3%; prev 0.2%; prev R 0.4%)- PPI Ex Food And Energy (Y/Y): 4.2% (est 4.1%; prev 4.7%)- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (M/M): 0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.1%)- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (Y/Y): 4.7% (est 4.6%; prev 5.1%; prev R 5.0%)Ah, the mom is a miss because the previous month was revised up
What's the go with ZOTE smiggers? burrys taken a position on it and i have seen some large positions been taken out on it by some individual large investors, could animal medication be our ticket to making it ™
>>62590159This
sold ondsboughted appcest la vie
>>62590154>gambling.com>sports bettingYou know what? That might not be as retarded as it sounds considering the world cup happened. Although they might've gotten less traffic due to Polymarket existing and being the default, popular thing this year.>>62590163Which sea you at today babeanon?
>>62590063uh oh the anime posters have started to go long on APPlovin is it time to abort mission, fuck maybe UBR or MELI
>>62590175Just noticed his mouth mutated into a WEN beef burger and he got a 6th finger. QA is asleep today I swear.
>>62589748dont we all
>>62590170pets are the new kids, but no one can afford to properly take care of pets either now.
>>62590175Im still in nice on the riviera. I wont be coming back to this beach though, no music no babes and lots of trash in the water
>>62590170*ZTS>>62590187still its a pretty brutal pull back
>>62590154>sin stocks
Good morning /smg/Gonna buy some CURI today
brown person thursday
I took 1/3 profit at the high yesterday, and locked in a big chunk of my gains.
>$AMD | Advanced Micro Devices: Files For Debt Securities Offering, Size Not Disclosed – Filing
>>62590207kek baggie
>+.05% in premarket
>>62590214I'm not worried about my metals and materials equities. They'll grow out of a short term slump.
WTF does GRRR even do?
>>62590224Turd world data centers
What happened to Space Exploration and Technologies Corporations and Sons? I thought we were going to the fucking moon and shit. How did they allow this to happen boss?
>>62590220Why try to convince me smigga? You already know what's going to happen so be happy :)
>>62590224Asian NBIS sir! Will have data centres in Taiwan, Thailand, India & Indonesia to service Asian end users including governments for sovereign AI systems.With a smidge of PLTR AI surveillance & smart city infrastructure. Gorillionaire here, will be a big day for my GAMB & GRRR bags. GRRR should be announcing earnings date and GAMB, now GRSD deliver earnings after the bell. Fingers crossed the World Cup had a positive effect on business but I'm not massively hopeful at this stage.
WTFWT
>>62590228You are chasing the chip bottleneckat the topI'm already positioned to take advantage of the bottleneck at the bottom of the supply chain. I own the chemicals, the metals, I OWN THE FUCKING SAND NIGGERand you own the memory when it's up 800%
>>62590238you know I don't think anyone really notices what goes into the chip manufacturing process. I assume its random Chinese companies with names like "A1 materials".
>>62590238what tickers bwo
>>62590238Of course you are correct, which is why I am 100% cash.If you think your bags will save you then all I can say is Bon Voyage Mon Ami!
>>62590238I can literally go outside and get a shovelful of sand dumbass lmaoshit's free
Yuge growth legs in the coming years ahead * Shale technology improvements* Guyana* Eastern Mediterranean — Leviathan and Aphrodite expansion* Argentina — Vaca Muerta* West Africa* Libya* Suriname* Namibia* Venezuela* Iraq — West Qurna-2, Nasiriyah, and cross-border pipelines
>>62590244>pichearty kek
>>62590231is it actually profitable?
>>62590238This nigga investing in sand
On market openTSLA downNvidia uoLets go gambling
I hate lil smigga posters.
i love lil smigga
I'm ambivalent on lil smigga
>>62590254Not even closeBut they are likely to report anywhere between $270-$380 million in cash after the recent convertible bonds sale. And have several billion in contracts signed with Yotta & Freyr to provide compute & software. They will burn cash very quickly but revenues are set to grow exponentially, the path to profitability is unclear but growth is baked in depending on execution. Should have updates in September on the Yotta delivery. Its a huge gamble with dilution and execution risk but if they deliver then it is a multi bagger.
>>62590258>Said the reddit frog poster
>>62590264Kek
>>62590258Leave the malformed little freaks alone, pardner! It's fer yer own good!
>i did a space sex iron condor
>>62590258Yeah me too. Ai slop ruining this general. We used to talk about stocks.
>>62590255Sand is necessary for concrete, glass, electronics, and fracking, and chips and much moreyeah I'm invested in sand
>>62590269we should all start posting ai to spend more energy to boost our MU & nuclear stocks boss, artists arent public companies theyre commies
Dump or pump on open. Call it.
>>62590274There's plenty of sand in the world. We not running out of sand anytime soon lil nigga
>>62590280KEEEEERAB
>>62590280>Dump or pump on open. Call it.Flat
>>62590280Up slightly into crab.
>>62590280Sharp terrifying Dump into afternoon VI will never stop Lil' Smigger posting unti my dying breath.
>>62590281can't use any old sand. its actually a big problem.https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a73393351/sand-extraction-problem/
>>62590283This will be the seventh day in a row.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62590281if sand is freewhat happens to your investment in it if it goes up to $100 a ton?Did you ever consider that?
>>62590291Ebin like always
>>62590291based
>>62590291Based>>62590289Interesting, thanks for the link
>>62590290post the full webm
I think this place lied to me about Indians There’s one at my job and he’s the funniest motherfucker I’ve ever worked withNates higgers and always mocking them
back at my hotel with a poke bowl, bought 300 mstr @ 95.41
EIX
>>62589825lmao
NVDAbros...we're going to 250
NIGGERS
>>62590300sold for $300 profit
Golden bull run is in
>Straight line to ATHsAre we really breaking out?
QQQ going straight up
>>62590299What a recommendation : he hates someone.
Bought 5k shares of BYND for the fuck of it. Maybe some value ETF will buy in after the RS
>>62590311Oh yeah he makes fun of fags too
>>62590312>value>bynd
huhhhmy samsung recovered its highs
B-buy the minor dip!
BOBOS GET IN HEREI THOUGHT THE AI BUBBLE WAS POPPING?
>>62590299>Indian>IndiansSee where you went wrong?Look into the Indian caste psychology.
>>62590315eh its a long shot, but there may be institutional buyers soon desperate for a potential pop. Gains outside of semiconductors/AI are getting hard to come by.
Let me guess, Orange faggot is about to announce another peace deal and all the insiders are buying a head of time.
The AI run is still in the early innings
>>62590299I'm actually jealousStocks for finding my twin? GMNI? GEMI?
>>62590256Rugpulled in both directions i literally cant loose harder
my shit is dumping wtf do i buy to make profit
>>62590325The plague of indians makes way more sense when you realize they are just exporting the lower class to America to send the unwanted literally anywhere but their own country
Fake pump
>DeepSeek Increases Prices for AI Services by Multiple TimesThe rare reverse Chink fud
man, the fed will actually not do one thing ever to bring inflation down
Is this like the most braindead simple easy obvious telegraphed continuation pattern or am I braindead? It can't be this simple right?
>>62590332exodus 22:21 my love
ACM bottoming out?
Why are we talmudically pumping?
>>62590291Ermahgerd bersed
oooOOOooo
Trump you fat cuck
>>62590345
when friday comesall your gains this week will be wiped outthats how it usually goes
i boughted some app lovin, whats the next value play
Got my first VA appointment coming up. Ready to get slapped in the face.
>>62590345Look at the earnings today. Literally and unironically Bullish ($BLSH)
What the fuck is the deal with app lovin? Why so cheap also wtf is this company
>>62590345Weak CPI, weak PPIgoodbye hike
>S&P 500 pumping towards a new ATH for no reason
>>62590358Explain how this thing is cheap in your view
>>62590358Weren't they some no code bullshit SaaS that got heemed by vibe coding?
>tfw I had to take a shit 3 minutes before the market openeddidn't even have time to wipe properly
It's annoying how QQQ has been outperforming VGT during this rally
LOOK AT MUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
100 labu @ 281.86
im fomoing back inthis is your top signal, you are welcome
LUCKY 777 HIT
>>62590179Already going back up. You will kneel to me next week when I successfully do a CC for $4000 in trade and $1000 in premiums.
>and then all the stonks went up forever and everyone who bought every dip on insane leverage was rewarded by god for their steadfast determination and all bobos said they were sorry>the end
>>62590361the market is doing fantastic. don't tell me you listened to ed nigger zitron
>SPY 777
>>62589744RGTI to the moon :D
Can you guys even remember a day when the market dumped on CPI/PPI? Whatever numbers comes out, it goes up
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How?!?!?! The strait is still fucking closed and the houthis are threatening to close the red sea?!?! How?!?!?!
>>62590378don't worry I've been buying every dip regardlessI'm just confused as to why it's pumping with no news
>>6259036250 percent off all time high smart guy>>62590363they are an ad middleman that advertising firms pay to distribute ads for them using muh algos and muh data
>>62590378>
>>62590356VA healthcare is better than (((free market))) healthcare.
>>62590378There's still resistance at 7800
>>62590387Oversold
>>62590388yea 50% off is why i boughted, that drop is due to bad earnings on Q2>Expected1,94B>Reported1,92Bseems ridiculous for it to drop that hard desu
SOXLBROS, WE RECOVERING
>>62590400new ath, no such thing as resistance
>>62590386Priced in my smigga. Line won't go down until we literally run out of SPR and Trump can stretch that shit out for months with TACO.
>>62590386P R I C E D I NThe strait of hormuz could literally dry up tomorrow and the market would already have positioned accordingly. It's a non-issue no matter what the youtube-doomers are telling you
>>62590386It doesn't make any fucking sense man
>>62590404Are they David's daughters? They're his daughters, right?
DAILY TOP IS INOR MY NAME ISN'TSMIGGER MCNIGGER
>>62590408We'll break it and see.
>>62590397>blows head off in parking lot
>>62590410think the Jeetpocalypse is still on the menu? They may see mass famine if oil/fertilizers doesn't flow.
reminder
>>62590416Based and nocopaypilled
7800 BROKENTHE AGE OF THE GOLDEN BULL
>>62590418Don't know, don't care. Would phase the western world in the slightest if they shat the bed (as always).
>>62590388This is the level of valuation analysis I expected kek
778 busted through. We are going to 790.
>>62590410This shit is 100% a blowoff top man
why is nasdog shooting up suddenly today?
I have an ideaBet against the richest people in the world in the market they controlNothing could go wrong, right?
>>62590327peace always arrives babe. won't you make peace with me? i want to take care of you.
>>62590436Orange nigger kept his mouth shut
>finviz put the INX chart on the left REEEE etc
KOREANS ARE BACK
DIEE BEARS
>>62590444checkedthey better pump it
>>62590437To be fair I expected a fucking huge pull back tomorrow. Enjoy the ride today
>Fitch Ratings US private credit default rate remains at record high in July 2026.I can only assume this is wildly bullish like anything else.
>>62590437Have they told you what they're actually doing?
what do you think is going through michael burry's mind right now? You know he is watching the market right now
>>62590434IS IT THOUUUUUUUUUUUGH?I could sit here, make my case as to why were in the all clear, but then I'd have to exert myself.I don't feel like it.
>>62590454And I dont get a thank you or a text not even a dm from a fake profile. But here I am boosting your portfolio like a troliolio
I MISSED THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>go in nowno fuck you!!!!
>>62590457>dumb nigger was right a single time>people see him as some kind of prophetCouldn't care less tbqhwymn
I am financially ruined.
>people itt losing moneyLiterally fucking how unless you're full port bobo
>spacekek baggies
>>62590467What the fuck did you do? Did you bet against America? Did you buy into the jahoodie or commie propaganda and believe there was a complete collapse of the US Economy? You're getting exactly what you deserve boss.
>>62590455And that's a good thing
>>62590476More private credit to go around now!
gonna take a nap. maybe i'll wake up to a big profit, maybe a big loss, i believe in this trade though and i think i'm right, xbi will break 160. i will pray for you babe, you're so hard to reach when your heart is like this, i hope you can be glad for something today.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAI SOLD THE BOTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62590467Me too, it's almost over for me.I was close to sell SOXS but it's recovering and did not reached my limit.
made 10€ ez moni thank you trump
I don't have anyone else to share this with. I work for a tech company, and I got some shares recently. I sold them after receiving them (I normally do this) and let the proceeds sit around because I'm retarded and have decision paralysis. The stock is up 20% since I sold, and its continuing to go up. I missed out on about $10k so far, and the number keeps going up.Now I want to panic buy something with the cash so I feel like I'm not missing out, but I'm too paranoid. What do I even buy right now? All I've been doing is putting my money in VTI and VXUS like a good little boglehead and my gains are pathetic compared to everyone else. If I even had the tiniest pair of balls I'd be able to retire. How do I stop feeling this way? What do I buy wish cash, which seems like the worst thing to have right now?
AI is so useful for investingI tell it go collect every bit of data you can on a topic. It goes and collects a huge amount of datathen I tell it to build me charts out of what I need from the data, or glean actionable information from ityou'd be surprised what gems you can glean from a deluge of data. It's like panning for gold. That's the best metaphor to describe it.Try it. It really works. And now is the best time to do it before AI completely saturates financial data and it's all market neutral. So this is only going to work for a limited time, then, all data is going to be priced in.Go tell it to go scour through hundreds of quarterly reports, record that data, then work the data whatever way you want it to be worked. It just let it tell you what is best to do.It won't work with the free tier. Buy the $20 plan, and load of Codex or Claude
>>62590491>not naming the ticketFuck off
>>62590491Pitiful gains are always better than no gains as evident by Anons crying just above you. Don't chase hype and do your own research. Stick to your thesis and you will be fine (don't sit on cash in the middle of a bull run though).
>gold miners never pumped enough>miners don't follow gold up but do follow it down>mini head and shoulders on gold>breaking down because ?? something about oil or whatever even though that doesn't make sensethe universe is never going to just let me get out is it.It's hard not to call it a rigged market.
All these AI valuations are fake and gay bullshit. I want the entire system to crater into the center of the earth
>>62590467Still plenty of jobs out there, thanks to President Trump.
>>62590457I think whatever is going through his mind has something to do with all his newsletter subscription revenue. when he's making that much money, fuck the stock market
Are you winning son?
779 BROKEN
>>62590467what did you do?
>mfw when the only near-term bearish signal is mean reversion
I am officially no longer an NBIS baggie (yes it was that bad)Thank you for your attention on this matter
>>62590455It will crash when they want it to crash
Spy gamblers wya
>>62590505>mean reversion still exists
>>62590493Didn't think it was relevant: HPE, based on upgraded ratings and new Lenovo earnings that crushed it.I expect it to pump further in Sept with both HPE and Dell earnings right after one another (disclosure: I have no insider knowledge of how HPE is doing as a company, and I don't work in a department related to the datacenter or AI boom)
>>62590506It could be worse, you could be a GME baggie.
>ahemSKHineY
>>62590491Don't fomo into shit. Don't do it.Just keep your money in VTI and VXUS like you have it, then, whenever there's corrections, snag up stuff for cheap. like if I don't know, Google or Amazon corrects 50%, buy them up
>>62590513I'll keep an eye out, thanks anon
guys... the yen intervention didn't work...
>>62590505unironically true. money is getting more worthless by day so market has to go upIt goes down until we hit "extreme fear" on these sentiment bullshit indicators and then it goes back up, doesn't matter hte price
>>62590491Patience is a virtue for a reason. The 100% VT or VTI/VXUS is exactly what works
>>62590523
Nu /smigger/>>62590524>>62590524>>62590524Nu /smigger/
HENLOOOOOI GOT FOMOOOOOOO
>>62590492Are you talking about the "deep research" option? the one that takes few minutes to research.
>>62590531No, that's shit
