ATH edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62590524
>Klarna
just a reminder to buy INTC before it hits 200 smiggers
>>62591111CHECKED
>>62591107>Relying on credit just to existThis is because schools teach small pox blankets and slavery instead of how to save and manage money and negotiate prices.
anonymous, i'm going into market and i require your strongest tickers
This is a great time to pick up some event contracts for the New York Yankees to win their Baseball match against the Seattle Minorities boss.
why'd the algos decide to make it green today?
>want to be at 60% VOO, 15% stock picks, 25% cash equivalents (buying a house)>instead am at something like 20% VOO, 30% stock picks, 50% cash equivalents>mind so broken I am unable to change any of this
>>62591120spcx. it is literally going to moon
>>62591120GRSD big earnings move tonight, either going to 0 or back to $10
>>62591129you'll ask the same thing tomorrow and still not believe it
I became a bond-fag today. And Im sleeping good.>But what about the tightening cycle?!Tips.
>sndk
>Buy skhy at $172>Sold at $152*sigh*All the fud on /smg/ about memory being a cycle and the AI bubble popping got to me.Next time I have a thesis I'll just stick around until zero if I must.
>>62591139every time I've held it's gone back up. never realize losses
>>62591139What about all those losses he ate on his Airlines bet boss?
>>62591139>buy high>sell lowI see you want to the /smg/ school of memeconomics
>>62591131this post was a cry for help by the way
how do bears make money when longterm everything just goes up even if its just due to inflation. this doesnt make sense. I somewhat understand being bearing short term in certain sectors but there are people being long term bullish. are they just depressed & suicidal?
>>62591154Go to the hospital
>>62591154Nigga just buy more VOO
>>62591155Not everything goes up over the long term. Some companies do go bankrupt boss.
>>62591136Claude is being throttled hard.Fable has gotten noticeably much dumber in the past 3 days, and I suspect is an entirely different model.Opus 4.8 clearly had its context window shortened a hefty amount.Its so sad.
rolling for thread theme1-2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7aJjQ8pQxA3-4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=846cjX0ZTrk5-6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKE9RDMC7A7-8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE9,0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7KTlPh1Wcdubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yy7Jzle338
>>62591117And that is not gonna end anytime soon! So what’s your excuse for not getting in on the BNPL train?
>Those who have been holding SNDK since $2334 and MU since $1200Blue Archive is dead, btw.
>>62591155Maybe they're the smart ones? There's always at least some shit companies going down. Look at Finviz at the end of every day, there's random comapnies you never heard of that go down 5, 10, 20%. Why? Who knows, who cares. In theory, the actual smart bobos find those companies and short them, and ignore the rest of the market. But desu it sounds like a lot of work and it's much easier to just buy the indexes and watch them go up
>>62591155well first off they're european with like 1000 in the market so they're not even really investing
>>62591155its whales/MM astroturfing so retails sells their shares for cheap
Market? LigmaKlarna? My ballzFigma? Deez nuts
>>62591155Not every company is successful, and shorting weakness can be profitableIts just retarded permabears and contrarians that get constantly raped
>"The stress of being poor can cause longterm damage to the brain," per WaPo
was that one Skinny jew guy getting liquidated the bottom?
>>62591139You have to be like those robots that they beat with hockey sticks but keep on going
Micron bottomed at 700 didn't itThat was a generational buying opportunity and it's going to 2100 by early next yearI could have put it all into MUU and 10xed my money by january huh
>>62591183There will always be something random that will make it dump, though you can't predict what or when. I suggest DCA'ing into that or SNDK $1 a day. It WILL suddenly crash.
>>62591183Don't think about it man. There's still spcx
>GAB ID
>>62591164Been trying that for years but I can't make decisions at all. Took me weeks just to get myself to post in this thread. I just need a couple million so I can hide in a corner somewhere.
Thank you snoodook
>>62591178>that one Skinny jew guyqrd?
Don't pick up anon, we were supposed to pump today...
Jerked off three times now in the last two hours. Stock recommendations?
If I can't get what you paid by 3:55 then I'm only puttin down $100 bucks smigga
>>62591189*spcx shorts
>>62591188>1 dollar a dayDo you mean like 1 a day and then buy a lot when its down by like 30% or something? I thought about doing that. But I didn't.
>>62591144He admitted airlines were a mistake and that no one should make that play.
>>62591199to the thought of inhaling a beautiful woman's entire ass?
>>62591199GRNDBMBL
>>62591199Based
>>62591166if I had to make slop for jeets all day I would get dumber to. can you really blame Claude?
>>62591203Yes. That way, if it just suddenly pumps, you at least get 50% of $1, and you keep plenty of powder to spend on aggressive dips. Your real indicator should be the actual prices on Amazon and Newegg, not some boomer.
>>62591199>CUM>JIZZ>SPNK>SEMN>SPLG>WET
I'm so green today that it makes me nervous, I always get dumped on after a big green day
>>62591155Being a bobo isn't a choice.A man for whom danger and adventure gleams like sunlight in his eyes can do no other.Being a mumu is for spiritual trannies, lazy cattle who wish to sit around and chew on old reliable day in and day out. A man can't chose bobo, bobo choses him.
>>62591215instead of autistically reading boomer news articles, I should have just fomoed in in january and spitefully held.
henlo mister kevini am going to SBUX to get some work doneplease pump the markets while i am away
>>62591219I see two options>we go up until the end of the month, and then down againor>we go up for two months, then violent dump around the time of the lection.
>>62591155findom. they are sexually pleasured by losses.
CNBC but for the lower class
>>62591230ESPN
>>62591230>implying CNBC isn't for the lower class
>>62591236Bloomberg is full of ugly people.
>>62591230/smg/
>>62591239Have you ever seen a Billionaire's wife?
>>62591139always do opposite of what /smg/ says
>>62591242Have you seen what billionaires' wives get up to when they're cut loose with the philanthropy money or get a huge percentage of the business in a divorce?
>>62591242sometimes it do be like that, amigo
CNBC is a good litmus test on doing the opposite to make moolah (or money for you smiggers)
>>62591242>>62591246Mr. and Mrs. Dell come to mind.
>>62591250spookily jewish
>>62591250She probably grips like a fat kid on a cupcake
My portfolio grew 25k YTD and I haven't made a single trade
what boomer stock will take me to retirement in 30 years?
>>62591117This is because normies are retarded and always lose money
>>62591255KO.
>>62591253I'm up $40k and haven't made a single trade. It's not enough.
>>62591255JPM
>didn't sell calls for profit on spy 0dte>didn't sell puts for profit either>even>ultra crabsGuess you guys are right. Take your profits
>OWL not even in the red during a ”no dividend gettin’ if you buy day”(I’m sure you Americans have a word for this)Too powerful! Blue Owl will become new Blackrock?
Holy fucking stonks.After the disappointing Tesla dip yesterday, it's rebounded again today!!Going to keep holding though until it hits $400+.
>>62591258Yeah but I'm 30 and have never worked you're an unc ahh boomer counting your 401k growth from your goy daycare
woke up from my nap and my labu trade is not green -_-'
>>62591264wow nigger you reek of curry
>>62591250
>>62591255Tesla stock.I can see it mooning to Facebook levels in 10 years time and making me a millionaire off of my few thousand dollar investment now.
>>62591271Blue Owl is the white mans private equity company
>>62591255GRGKOPEPADMOWLRIO
>>62591275you could say that about the past 10 year performance
>>62591276I prefer Blue Bell
>>62591267no 401k in these regions, wizard
>because of leverage decay, the letf I bought 2 months ago needs the underlying stock to be up another 5% to get back to its previous highah cool
>>62591119How was the Bullish report?
>>62591280Bruh bell
my first time buying 2x short etf on a stock. i can't believe it worked out. i already sold for 20% gains before nbis niggerpumps again and rapes me
Collected $1200 in options premium today from covered calls. Stop buying please.
missed out on the easiest buy the dip swing because webull wouldnt let me buy with unsettled cashfuck you. i was ready to swing the earnings dump for a quick $5konly had enuf settled for 160 shares
Still plenty of jobs out there. You can get paid $20 an hour just to babble in the back room and waste the time.
>>62591255QSR
we pumping on trump hiding like sadam in a taco truck lmao
>>62591253no trade is also a trade
>>62591290Same but 3200 for a couple 1DTEs, we may be in danger
>>62591291This is why you need a margin account.
>spaceX will gigapump thanks to retarded redditors and boomers in the coming days>this will allow me to pull the ultimate jew move and run to the hills like a banditRate my Tel aviv approved plan
>>62591292Just become a trucker
>>62591314what if you can't reverse park
>He didn't buy GRRR
>People STILL seething at burry unprompted.Not quite the bottom yet signal.
>>62591311you missed it, it poo(m)ped 40%
>>62591311Just tried xAI. ChatGPT seems better. But I had to sign in with my Twitter account which made me think about the future potential subscription problem for the AI companies that people talk about. Seems to me that xAI have a better position for that since they probably already have millions of subscribers through the Twitter subscription model. Once OpenAI and the rest starts asking to get paid by the common peasant user xAI has a leg up.Y/N?
>>62591311>supply of the stock increases 20% aug 5th>starts 20% jump in price on aug 6th
>>62591318No one can until they’ve worked at it a few times
>>62591325i won't use an ai that casually uses profanity
I sat out of the AI run until now. I just boughtened SOXL. This shit is here to stay and I will just keep buying on the way down and shed some whenever I'm up.>inb4 top signalEven fucking better let this shit fucking die already
>>62591331Is Claude the most wholesome?
>>62591299At least I can roll if I get close to strike. But I'd rather just crystalize the gains early.
>>62591335i dunno i just use gemini and i'm really happy with it
moving all my money into sports betting
>>62591343you gonna bet on sports or buy sports betting stonks
>>62591343Place it all on the Dallas Cowboys to win the SuperBowl lad.
>>62591345>>62591343>>62591347Bullish for GRSD
the market pumping for days on end for no apparent reason means you're being fed to the opex wood chipper just Saiyan and if "they" know I'm onto them they will just do it the week after you're getting fed to the wood chipper one way or anotherwood chipper
>>62591343I'm unironically aiming to do this. Currently learning how to make models so I can make an algo that can trade on kalshi for me all day
>>62591354Are you at least paying for Gemini? I hold Alphabet stonkerinos>>62591355Just because you can't tell what the reasons are, doesn't mean there are no reasons. P.s. how do I invest in wood chippers?
>>62591267How have you never worked diaper boy? Do you live at home woth mom and dad too?
>>62591358No I use my free limit on GPT then go to Gemini which is the inferior free product.I am also a googlie mooglie :3
I'm poorfag at 40+I missed out on money and familyCan I still make it?What should I know to make it?
>>62591358There is a reason it's to fatten you the timber up for the opex wood chipper time machine
>>62591325SneedX is genuinely the better positioned of the AI companies imo.They can basically play the follow-along-cheaply game the Chinese are playing without having the baggage of being Chinese.Musk is also the only one in the space with verifiable track record of constructing mega projects and already built the largest single AI data center like it was nothing.If OpenAI or Anthropic go down in flames then either X or Google is in the best position to be a king of the ashes.
Oh wow Id be higher if it wasnt for one of my bigger holdings that literally dumped hard soon after I bought
>>62591290Madhouse is getting too cocky with their animation.
>that one guy who made fun of data centers in space
When does Anthropic IPO anyways?>>62591368Which one are you talking about i see to many with the sneed joke i get confused.>follow comment chainAhh nevermind
The mother fucking strait is still closed!
>>62591325OpenAI has their deal with Microsoft powering Copilot which will keep them going (and Apple too I think?)Claude's really good but I think they have the hardest sell but could be smaller with a loyal customer base from all the coders they've got signed up
Reddit was saying to buy CSCO calls. Now that it's dumped, is it a good time to buy?
>>62591376reminder that bears are literal terrorists that hate America
>BIG WIN today at the U.S. Court of International Trade on one of the most DESPICABLE loopholes in American Trade Policy — The so-called “de minimis” exemption. >For years, Foreign Shippers could send packages worth up to $800 into our Country, DUTY FREE, NO TARIFF, far less scrutiny. It became a giant loophole for TARIFF Cheats — and a Pipeline exploited by Fentanyl Traffickers, Counterfeiters, and other Criminals shipping dangerous and illegal products into America. The numbers were staggering. In 2024 alone, de minimis cost America an estimated 10.8 BILLION DOLLRS in foregone TARIFF Revenue, and an astonishing share of narcotics and counterfeit seizures came through the de minimis channel. So, we CLOSED IT. With the stroke of my mighty pen — NO AUTOPEN!!! — we ended this ridiculous giveaway, and made Foreign Goods play by the rules. The Importers sued. Today, THEY LOST. The Court ruled that the President had the Legal Authority to rescind this so-called “privilege.” >America is now SAFER, our Workers are better protected, and BILLIONS in TARIFF Revenue that used to slip through this loophole can instead help pay for our Great Military, Tax Relief, NO TAX ON TIPS, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY. AMERICA FIRST TRADE — AND AMERICA FIRST LAW ENFORCEMENT! President DONALD J. TRUMP
>>62591382>i get to pay more for stuffBASED!!
>>62591376calls
>>62591382honestly the tarriff thing is dumb, they just lie about what the product costs, every time I order something it's always listed on the import document as being like $5 instead of the $150 it actually cost
>>62591362You need to target at least 20% gains per year for the next 15 years of you want to make it, beating the market. This is possible with options strategies. Hope you have at least mid five figures to start. You also need a job or business for cash flow still.
>>62591376The claims of USA secretly transporting ships through the strait were vetted by WSJ and found to be true. Iran can't do shit
I asked AI if the AI bubble will burst and it said yes with a bunch of redditbrained disclaimer talk afterwards
>>62591382Why do uncs use caps for random words?
TXN what the fuck are you doing
HIT 778 NIGGER THETA IS GONNA RAPE ME
>>62591382I get the feeling the real reason for this were to collect taxes on the small items bought by the peasant class and not the thing they are claiming happened. Why are they desperate for more tax revenue anyways?
>>62591389>Hope you have at least mid five figures to start. No>You also need a job or business for cash flow still.Not anymore
Can an anon who isn't a total faggot tell a smigga what to buy
>>62591398>Why are they desperate for more tax revenue anyways?Are the needs of Israel a joke to you anon?
>Trump randomly decided to announce we might get rid of the capital gains tax and the tax on selling homesWe're going to burn this country to the down for boomers
>>62591402you're sidelined at this point, sorry
