HNGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured stock of the threadNYSE:RDDT Reddit >Previous >>62592803
anon in the last thread made me this nice little fella
>>62594031>He makes the sign of the Veeee
>>62594031He was there... sneaking all week.
>>62594031OP puts his fucking bags in the OP.I hope this mother fucker loses his ass boss.
>HGRAFBack in the saddle again
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I JUST LOST MY HOUSE
>>62594042Where did you see it last? ;^)
You don't need to be a certified weebologist to know our degen max leverage girl.
how do day traders not get raped by the wash rule?
>>62594039>my "bag" which is up 18%RAPE ALL NAME FAGS NOW!
>>62594042HOLY SHIT YOUR HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE BOSS.
just got liquidated. fuck my life..
RDDT doing a litle aomething.CmonCmonCmonCmonCmonEverybody Come On
>>62594052Shameless self advertising shill. Your proving my point regarding the links in the OP. Get fucked nerd.
I take full credit for this RDDT pump because I mocked RDDT bagholders yesterday.
No crying in the casino!
>>62594057its would be self advertising faggler if, IF, IF i actually owned the stock!
Is there a better international only ETF that's better than FNDF?I like how it has a heavy value tilt, but it seems to avoid most value traps. I hate how it has 6% memory and semis in it, but that's because of the commodity cycle they're in. Normally they wouldn't be in it.Tell me your thoughts of the best intl ETFs.
why can't we pump two days in a row
>TOSTTOST
>>62594065The best international ETF is KMB because that's the future of Europe.
>>62594066Last time we hit ATH it dumped the day after. Remember kids, much like gambling, if it happens once, it will happen again!
>>62594059>Imagine owning reddit stockkek
should I just buy minors or something
>>62594052He was saying he made a 100k in a day a few weeks ago. Then he was having a bad day. Then a great day. He’s a 17 year old /pol/ tourist with an empty bag.
The tripfag could at least post his trades so we could laugh at him. He just shits up the threads instead with nonsense.Sad! Pathetic!
>>62594051They do get raped.
>>62594051you just wait it out and if you're stuck with wash sales in the new tax year you just don't trade that security until you've paid the government. it's just a 90 day thing i believe and all it does it attach the loss to the new lot you bought
>>62594076Kek I wanna believe this is real
>>62594076they are up 18% RDDT GODS WON
>>62594079He does. He got raped on amd and SpaceX lolz
>>62594076I bought some pumpkin spice scented trash bags at the grocery store yesterday. Where does that land on the goysumer scale?
Do I que for really popular club and pay entrance that will be too packed inside or choose the old free club and roll the dice?
>>62594090I just want my balls to smell like spices don't need all that other stuff.
>>62594081>90 dayit's actually only 30 days, all it means is i can't trade soxl in january maybe, it will be fine.
>>62594079I told you TLT puts were the way today at the open, but you faggots didn't listen, and missed out boss.;
>>62594089What a fuckin retard
https://www.gao.gov/products/gao-26-108610Worth a read
>>62594100What do you expect, he's a tripfag
Everyone loves the NOG
>>62594094>going to the (((club))) Goy alert!!!!
I dropped my last crack rock on the floor then the dog ate itMoms gonna FREAK
Indian girls can have some nice milkers.
>>62594104dont bring me into this human
Has trump opened his dumb nigger mouth today yet
>>62594106Im an American in asia. Assume I will have a good time it might just have more dudes at the free club
>>62594109Anyone remember the semon demon from new girl?
>>62594109Nice bootie
>>62594109Yeah but they are as bad as blacks about being racially melodramatic
>>62594109imagine the smell
>>62594102
>>62594098Bro you made fun of people dumb enough to buy SPCX and get rekt by it but here you are having bought SPCX and getting your asshole torn apart by Elon Musk like so much tissue paper.
>>62594102This insinuates something will happen, meaning it's irrelevant
Up 25% on Nintendo so far, still room to run
>>62594109Yeah but horrible figures.
>>62594102Is that truth or is it just meant to shake people out for further dip buying?
>>62594127>could've held my tendies and been up about 30% so far>got impatient and sold for a 5% lossWhy do I listen to retarded bobos
>>62594098I misunderstood and bought TLT shares...>>62594109Look at that enormous assyou know eating it from the back is WILD WORK
>>62594129It’s from the government accountability office.
>>62594123Yeah that's fine, it's just a technical correction, we're still going to the moon, we're still gonna do the mining of asteroids, and like then there's going to be Mars, Europa, Titan, Enceladus.
I don't see why everyone is panicking. It's just profit taking before the weekend, on Monday we'll pump again.
>>62594133Shes the biggest slut of the friend group for sure
>>62594136Yeah baggot just double down.
>>62594127Once I retire I'll have to go through their games library.
>>62594122>feds have to either raise taxes even more or cut gibsNever going to ever happen, I can say that much for certain
>>62594072this one should switch desu
>>62594140>>62594136WE ARE THE SPACE MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER EVER SELLING
>>62594137Multi-week bull run. People got too exuberant.
I worked with a chubby Indian nurse. I would have fucked her brains out if she let me. Too bad she was married. She would flirt but wouldn’t let it go too far. Stupid bitch.
>>62594135
>>62594109>moggin the autists in front wit DAT ASSS
>>62594145Agree. But the consequence is death of the currency. And a new one. Painful years. They’re are now at the point where growth rate that aren’t possible would be needed to just stand still. Just have some hard assets is the message.
>>62594150Nurses are sluts. She'll be fucking the whole hospital in a few years.
>>62594149Who doesn’t she mogs mumuina to earth and back, bobina is what awaits all true bears at the end of their life
>>62594113just dont get raped by China boss
>>62594159The northerners are not so friendly. Im in shenzhen and the places I go to dont pull bullshit
>>62594158>bobina is what awaits all true bears at the end of their life
>>62594159Don't you ever even suggest something negative about the CCP.
Buyed peaches. Complimented the slow trainee zoomer cashier, made his day. My trading day is complete
>>62594150drunk text her ass at 3AM since you dont' work her anymore, nurses be hoe'ing
>>62594158Mumuina is a homely, well-adjusted lass. Bobina is a nice looking psycho. You can't fix her.
>>62594149isnt tom lee gay? how can he fuck bobina?
>>62594167Honestly the chinese government is pretty legit and fair
gemini isn't calling me stupid anymore
>>62594167who said anything negative? rape is subjective dependin on if you are the raper or the rapee. Good for the spider ain't good for the fly, and all that. don't get raped.
>>62594170Worth a shot
>>62594077
>>62594173What do you mean? He married Pamela Anderson.>>62594175Claude has ties to Epstein. It can't be beat.
WTTREROC
>>62594176I went to a hand job spa with a Russian friend who demanded it. Not worth it, but the friendship demanded it
>>62594174Mmm yes China numba wan credit score +500 !!11oneone
>>62594182Bro what?
>>62594183get stalked by flock bitch nigga
you did buy BYND yesterday when I shilled it right anons?
>>62594172mumuina is not well adjusted and she is running on the delusional temporary high of the AI compute spend, when things get bloody bobina is there for you, you just need to love her when no one else will
>>62594186Flock is copypasted from China. Cope harder.
>>62594163I had the exact opposite, everyone in the north was super friendly to me prob cuz they love their hard liquors when talkin' business and I can drink like a whale. South was just a buncha of soft rice-eatin' office workers and chank shylocksjournal entry, end.
>>62594186China literally just had multiple dams collapse and villages swept away, but no one knows about it or cares because it's so common in China to happen lmao, if it happened in the US everyone would talk about it for months
KEVINPLEEEEEAAAASE
>>62594182>I went to a hand job spa with a Russian friend who demanded it.>>62594190China's safest street cam
>>62594180had to look him up and apparently he isnt gay even has 3 children. kinda sus if you ask me
>>62594188Bobina wrote me a sweet love letter about not giving up hope and to continue chasing my dreams. One day I will see the crash of all crashes and bobina will truly be mine.
>>62594154I think a US default is inevitable at this point but that we're also at least a decade away from any risk of that, probably three. What it means for us is that we have to Make It by that time and transfer wealth into hard assets like land, metals, local political power. All a matter of timing
>>62594182well hopefully you got a Sergie on your side now
>>62594188>>62594200You can't trust her to stay with you in hard times she's always catastrophizing and thinks any downturn is the end.
Chevron X is above 200.
>>62594158furrys get the fucking rope boss
>>62594201what other levers does the USA have at this point after getting embarased by Iran on the international stage and even vassal japnintendo is balking
>>62594171Nothing that interests me too much the whole week. I guess KLAR would be the the one to pick if I had to choose one.Can we perhaps just skip the week and get to NVDA earnings call already?
dat boy Mike Ron boutta do sumn
>Fed’s Goolsbee Wants To See More Evidence Of Cooling Inflation – @businessThese niggas are doing the disinflation meme again. Because the CPI was 4,3% instead of 4,5% last month (or whatever it was). As if it's not +4%
>>62594036We pump all your offshore gas Mr bibi
>>62594206-_-''
Any announcement of an MU or SNDK split?
>>62594051>>62594080just don't sell at a loss?...wash rule is nonsense who even fucking sells at a loss
>>62594036>>62594047>>62594063>>62594168>>62594222I'm warning you anons. Pay heed or go back.>>62593570>uninvestable, undatable, unprofitable and unlovableIf you don't stop posting those ugly AI sloppers, that's what you'll be for ever.
>>62594231Bitch more goober
>>62594235Get rekt samefaggot
How did this guy illegal naked short? What broker lets you trade without locates?
we're just suffering market maker faggotry all day aren't we
>>62594231What do you have to offer that's better?
Invest in these SCHIZO approved stocksNBIS, IREN, CRWV, WULF neoclouds, ABCL, GENB Biotechs, SHAZ
>META>lowest MAG7 PE(non-GAAP)and thats about it, i didnt read anymore, slurpable?
>>62594242kek
KEVIN I NEED A REVERSAL
>>62594239>eternalenvylol get rekt. eternalnoob
>>62594244facebook is a dying boomer business. no
>>62594249FB marketplace is kino (if you live in a high trust white area)
>>62594246
Why is AVGO dumping?
>>62594252>high trust white areaanon, i...
>>62594249says its growing when i looked it up
>>62594255theres still a few isolated pockets of that in the US
>>62594253I fucking wasn't watching the market for half an hour and got fucking heemed
Is there a legitimate reason why you wouldn't allocate some of your investments to small caps? They outperform the S&P, just a bit riskier, but you can do something like and 80/20 split.
I stopped browsing /biz/ for years after the 2022 crypto collapse. Curious to know how did everyone in /smg/ turn out? Did all of you make millions off AI stock calls this past year or what?
>>62594260made up of dying boomers, as the other anon said
>>62594263Yeah man we just share pics of the new lambos we're buying everyday now
>>62594265hmm circular logic but still correct
>>62594262people ITT are anti-semitic and don't trust anyone wearing a kippah boss.
>>62594262if you go small cap you need to go small cap value
>>62594267>circular logici don't think you know what that means
>>62594263not millions but i'm pretty wealthy now and if the hardware boom keeps going i'm positioned to hit 7 figures maybe. most of /smg/ roped after liberation day though and what's left are mostly salty deranged bobos
Silver. Minors.
>>62594268There he goes again, at Goldbergs beck and call
>>62594275Suck my big kosher cock boss.
>>62594277He finally confirmed it.
I should've just bought the NBIS dip.
>>62594239>ETERNALENVYAs in the DOTA2 autist?
>>62594277>baggot confirms he's a jewDidn't some schizo anon say you were a mod as well because he got banned after calling you a kike
>>62594231I choose to be illiquid for life, take that faggot!
>>62594258I'm the age where AI bot traffic is rapidly doubling I wouldn't trust social media growth metrics.
>>62594254I’ve zero sympathy for these guys. >line go up yay!>on no line go down! Why!This mother fucker has to remind himself to breathe.
>>62594277post pics of cute circumsized pp in skirt please!
>>62594281Naaa. Jews are smart. This is a lapsed Christian Zionist greater than from trailerville.
Thought on AMD?
>>62594273>most of /smg/ roped after liberation day thoughProofs?
>>62594296See>>62594296I've also been warned for calling baggot a kike. No joke. Schizo anon was right
>>62594059Why is it poomping
>>62594297Overpriced
>>62594281This has been widely known for a long time newfag.
>>62594297Undervalued. Future trillion dollar company.
>>62594293I don’t have a position. Just curious given the detachment from the sector today
>>62594285You mean the formerly successful Dota 2 streamer turned multi millionaire trader excuse you
>>62594303No wonder why you are so fucking insufferable and never go away
>>62594267That's not circular logic as much as it's just simply observable fact.
Burry’s anus is being pounded inside out by the NBIS apes. Love to see it.
>>62594296Why would you be rude like that. He’s an idiot. No need to become ungentlemanly. The one thing worse than Baggler the bagless. Are hitlerites.
>>62594310you're fucking is that which is unsufferable, that's why all the chicks leave you incel.
>>62594309So it really is him? I just wouldn't trust DOTA2 players with trading all too much.
why dont we all get along friends, its a beautiful day and we have our health
>>62594327My health is directly proportional to the development of my portfolio. If it hits 0 my heart stops.
>>62594324Supposedly yeah lol. If real I'm wondering how he did it, I thought you had to be like a registered broker with access to the clearing system, or else work for one, to directly submit trades like that.
>>62594328There is more in this life than money anon, I hope you find a greater purposetry puppet theatre, for exampe
>>62594327>why don't we all get alongWe can't get along. We have too much fun fighting and calling each other names boss.
>>62594330
>>62594332ok big d as long as you guys are having fun... I just worry, I dont like to see people fighting
>>62594331There is so much more to life than just money, like stocks and businesses.
>>62594321>so butt mad he forgets to say his faggot "boss" meOk shlomo lol
>>62594331name more examples
xbi about to fip green. labu position in profit.
>>62594340Labubu position
>>62594338ok i got youbird watchingplant identificationbrazilian jew jitsumastery of fermentationi hope this helps my friend
STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bros how do I find 15 uncorrelated return streams?
>>62594337It was intentional incel.
new achievement for me today: selling a stock at an intra day top not visible on the 5 minute candle chartI am that much closer to converting to judaism
Uhhh guys... The Germans just fucking betrayed us.
>>62594349We’re incels now and antisemitic. Interesting.
>>62594355>They're still butt mad from when we stopped Saddam from selling oil in eurosWell good for them then that Mr drumpf is here to level the playing field
>>62594348Thats what we're going to Mars to findEverything is already 90% correlated here on EarthSo long the human urge to explore in the meantime
>>62594327To create such conditions one must set the example without wavering. Keep on keeping on.
>>62594356I wasn't talking to you boss.
>it's possible SPX closes at 7,777.77 todayJackpot?
Sneedbis
should I ape 5000 dollars into kraken robotics, would be 0.25% of my portfolio
>>62594361The only cure for the tranny menace is self harm, how are you supposed to help others self harm if you kill yourself first boss?
>>62594360What should I buy before then to diversity? Iranian war bonds?
>>62594361Nice
>>62594355It’s so fucking gay.No one wants to be slaves to the Chinese who have no ideology to export and just want to put China first and is basically and ethnostate for Han.But they won’t stop the bullshit to keep markets pumping with communist gibs and other bullshit.
>>62594095Just eat lots of indian food and all of your body will smell like spicesIn general you can just eat lots of the spice of your choice and you'll start to smell like it
Saar Booba is almost here
>>62594369probly Pokemon cards, abalone shells, wampum and underground naked mole spice
>>62594051>the wash rulei feel like this doesnt calculate properly on fidelity
>>62594365I'm waiting till FOMC week in Sept to buy anything. Thinking about buying some VIX calls soon though.
>>62594348They exist within diversified index funds. Not what you want to hear.
>>62594382don't forget the disney watches, and limited release goyslop plastic cups for optimal diversification boss.
>>62594362Thank the stars. Keep it going.
>>62594394not Dalio pilled
>>62594395Baggie don't you ever get sick of people fucking your mother like a whore?
>>6259438215% of my portfolio is wampum and you're laughing
>>62594358what's donnie gonna do
>>62594406Give them a fighting chance of course. We're tired of winning so much it's only fair
>>62594385how?
>>62594378
>>62594401You leave my mother out of this boss.
imagine if Monday he tweets there is progress on the peace deal again and we gap up 10% to new ATH. that would be cool.
Ok I’m selling an AVGO put spread this is dumb
>>62594324>>62594239So this is where EE-sama went. I was wondering. Good for him I thought he got depressed and died. The DOTA GOD
>>62594415I will consult with the sky eagle on your behalf and burn some sage
whats up with ZIM
>>62594415There won't be any progress on the peace deal until after the boots are on the ground boss. #PeaceThroughStrength #Knowledge-is-50%-of-TheBattle #THEGAME #I-Just_Lost-THEGAME
>>62594417wdym
>>62594363>several billionaires are throwing money at it>suddenly line goes upb-bearish?
Giga pump Monday I can feel it in my bones
>>62594428I fucking love when number go up and color is green
>>62594423cheeky lil pump before earnings
>>62594431I bought 780 calls at the bottom so if we can get the big pump Monday I'm fucking rolling
>>62594423Idk but what is up with maersk_b
>>62594411what is this? genetic distance?
AMD in Advanced Millionaire Maker mode recently
what price do you guys think oil will top at?the global shortage is actually more serous now than t was before, but it's not sensational anymore.I think realistically, we could see oil at $150black swan at $200I know one thing, Israel doesn't want this war to end and Israel gets what it wants.
>>62594434Turns out jacking your freight rates up because of an ongoing special military operation in Persia is good for business boss.
soxlbros, why?
>>62594442Amat got good earnings yesterday
>>62594417I get it but I dunno man its bee-lining right for the 6mo. vwap again. $365good luck
>Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal chargesit's overshort UNH
>>62594439>give me your opinions>but don't actually disagree with me or deny my delusionsi think it's already topped babe but that's not what you want to hear
>>62594450Good, I hope the niggers kill him in prison.
>>62594454how very jewish of yo-oh wait
>>62594454Oy vey, he hurt our ceo!
>>62594439just buy integrated majorswhat else you need to think about
>>62594448Yet it immediately crashed.
I genuinely hate these algos that are designed to sell at 'technical' resistances or stupid shit like that.
This week will have less volume than thanksgiving week>>62594436ye
shill me something
>>62594454Just think they execute him on the same day they execute the Charlie Kirk assasim
WTF IS NEBIUS DOINGISNT IT SOME SCAM RUSKI COMPANY?
>>62594465i didnt realize there were distinct sub-chinese. now im horny for my perfect asian phenotype gf. thanks asshole.
I'm hungry
>>62594461Earning is good but stock is expensive.
>>62594439Eventually $200, but I'll sell before.
>>62594406Disappear in a cloud of tacos and diet coke according to Iran.
What's driving markets right now?
What are some good ETFs to counter the AI trade? Not shortbut like, I don't know. SCHD look like a good anti ai trade since it has a lot of traditional companes with massive real world moats like KO
>>62594487Why would you go anti AI in august 2026 when everything is about to moon for the next 20-30 years?
>>62594489Because I want to diversify, and not just be 100% AI
>>62594487Well to help you out here we just need a couple items1. What did you try already?2. How much did you lose trying that?
>>62594487I looked into this recently and it's difficult because it's everywhere these days. Poland and Southern Europe work if you're lazy.
>>62594494The new meta is no diversification
>>62594439Last time the system broke at 140 (yes, it was the trigger). So, 140 adjusted for inflation is 217 bucks.There, you have it, let's say 220 for a nice round number.
>>62594487IGV for software
>>62594449vwap deez nuts. and thanks
>>62594498Did you hear about the new HALO ETFs?LOHA and HALXHALO = heavy assets low obsolenceThe idea is these are capital intensive companies, with large real world presences that are difficult to disrupt.
>>62594051Don't keep buying the same security when you sell it at a loss.
how much money are you supposed to lose when getting the ropes of this "trading/investing" thing?I've heard that the first -100k is education to make good money later on>>62594505those roundhill etf's are designed to trick retards like you boss
>>62594439Honestly. It will see record highs in terms of gold (the only unit that matters now). So if you look at the historical chart. Oil is near historic lows in real terms. Which means the right producers have massive future upside in the long term. No downside left unless magic fusion power is invented. Second. The chart suggests. Using today’s gold price of roughly $4,390/oz: Current ratio ~0.020 oil is $88/barrelHistorical median ~0.060 oil is $263/barrelHistorical mean ~0.070 oil = $307/barrelSo a rerun to the average suggests about $250 by 2030 roughly. Depending on geopolitics and variables. But 200 without 12 months wouldn’t surprise me.
>>62594487LOHA might be worth looking into as a hedge against AI, or at least something that is likely to be less correlated. There is still going to be exposure due to energy holdings and things like transportation and logistics in railroads, but it's going to be hard to get away from any exposure completely.
>>62594439>>62594459>>62594481>>62594501opinion on PBR for this?
xbi succesful reversal
>>62594505I looked into loha recently and it's crap0.35 expense ratio because roundhill are giga kikesjust buy something like cummins or buy the same stocks in loha individually you'll literally save money doing it because these are meant for long term holds
>>62594510I’m gonna fill you in on a secret. Trade smaller than you think you should and you won’t burn 100k.
also why is there 0 fucking volume today just there being no earnings?people scared of earnings next week or two?trump meme war scare and not wanting to buy before weekend but also not willing to sell?
>>62594473If cut my left nut off if I could buy Russian energy companies right now.
>>62594516>IntegratedIt's nice, this is the kind of oil companies you want right now so you don't make any mistake, and in the meantime you are free of the crude price manipulation that will blow out spectacularly at some point in the coming months.Just know that Brazil will force PBR to prioritize its domestic market, so there's that going against it. But considering the rapid sovietization, let's not pretend the US will be free of this risk either.
>>62594522>>62594522calling the market fake and gay is my job>>62594465
>>62594472The whole reason he plead guilty was to avoid the state charges and death penalty. He's a fucking coward, that's why he shot the guy in the back, and that's why he's pleading guilty boss.
>>62594520I'll probably just go with SCHDit's similar to HALO but with better companies
It’s come to my attention that US government and the federal reserve have been using something called the Permian basin to print 7 million barrels a day of oil and thus dampen the price of crude. Very nefarious.
the baggot always has some opinions on any topicits like he really wants to be known as smart, insecure baggot
>>62594522Europoors, hedgies, and institutionals are all taking their goth children on vacations to try, hopelessly, to connect with them on a human level. The end of summer is usually pretty low volume.
>>62594532For the US, the supply and demand are balanced.
>>62594510>How much money are you supposed to lose when getting the ropes
>>62594516I have 200k split equally between Exxon, Equinor and Petrobras.
>>62594530you're probably way better off doing that or literally any factor themed etf besides growthroundhill are getting way too high off the dram fame they're pumping out these scam etfs where the methodology is just "here's a bunch of marketing slop you retail faggots love" and slap a double digit bps fee on itit's beyond retarded
>>62594501i would lower the target thanks to market manipulation hiding real numbers via paper oil and derivatives. treasury will never allow an actual 220 a barrel, but it will exist in spirit.
I mean just look at this shit
Sandisk better dump back to $1100. Had cancelled my limit order right when it was about to touch that one last time. I demand it.
honestly the PE ratios are too conservative currentlywe have another 20% to pump for nasdog till eoy
>>62594548its roundhilltheir business relies on making billions from retails buying their thematic etfs
>>62594548
HIT ME WITH THOSE LASER BEAMS
someone out there is paying hedge fund fees to be invested in NERD, MEME and WEED
>>62594557meme is pretty good actually thoughjust look at the holdings
>>62594543They can try all they want, but right now refined products one can buy at the gas station are akin to a 120$ barrel. And it won't get any better, refineries are rated 6/7 on the extinction level ladder.It will indeed exist in spirit as you said.
>>62594552Yeah. If you trust the earnings. Half of Amazon was a book value they had on Anthropic. $53 billion. That’s not free cash flow. That can service debt or be used for reinvestment. It’s a book entry. And honestly should be allowed as being entered as “other income”. I’ll bet money you don’t even understand this post.
>>62594558it's down 2.8% since inceptionbecause these things are made during tops to milk goycattle
Started to DCA $40 INTC puts expiring in January. I have a good feeling bobos
>>62594561>shouldnt be allowed
>>62594559>>62594543you guys are retards, there's oil getting through hormuz right now and this is just going to spur building pipelines and making the straight irrelevant. Refiners for now but the price of crude isn't going to break 200
>>62594561>That’s not free cash flowyeah it is premium high quality top of the line equityits liquid gold boss
>>62594562yeah pretty muchthe holdings are good though as I saidgrowth stocks are bought when shit isn't overvalued because they shoot up too high with retail fomoing in especially for small-mid caps
>straightWish it appeared sooner in the post so I would know not to read this retardation
>anon doesn't invest in good companies cause its a big scam!>big company gets equity stake in good company and makes billions this is bad, how exactly? sounds like you are blaming the world for your poor investments
>>62594577it just is
>>62594563lol
>>62594569Yeah? So were treasuries according to Bessent. Until Japan needed to sell just a few. Then the liquid evaporated real quick. I’ve a 10 million pieces of paper. I wrote on it. This is 100 billion dollars. That’s what I’m entering it in the accounts as. Now it may be. But we only really know when we try to sell it. Don’t we. As this faggot found out. But let’s be honest. You really don’t understand what I’m talking about do you. Line go up right?
13fs soon
I just realised next month is September
>>62594592i just want the heat and humidity to die
reminder that bobo's aren't winning which is why they make up fantasy worlds where they are the heros
nah srsly what's in anon's long-term port?
>>62594583>retards posts someone that got liquidated due to margin and excessive lever which has nothing to do with the underlying assets>he talks about liquidity when we are literally in the highest liquidity times ever seen in the stock marketif you own up to your retardism and understand the market and that leopolds equities were literal gold, you would be up 60%+ just from these past 2 weekshedge funds shorted the stocks because everyone was overlevered, the stocks have been RSI 90+ back to back for agesanyone above 3 digit iq saw that the line would mean revert into resuming the bull runif you bought the dip from leopold closing his book you'd make 70% from neoclouds and 40%-100% from basically any tech high beta stock
>>62594602Mine is40% NTSD30% MQQQ30% WXCombined leverage is 1.8x
>>62594602iren crwv googl amzn msft
>>62594602it ever dwindles as i cannot stop gambling
>>62594602EUR
>>62594594>about 30 more days of suffering
>>62594594I want to invest in a heater and humidifier for your tiny apartment, which we'll keep on 24/7.
>>62594541Who were you cheering for in the World Cup when Norway played Brazil ?
POWER HOUR PLEASEWHY THE WEAK FRIDAYMAKE IT PUMP NOWKEVIN
I posted on /pol/ a few days ago on a thread about MCD stock and one goyim in the thread said "if you are looking at low p/e stocks then why not pick semis as they have single digit forward p/e's" do the non investing goyim actually not realize that forward p/es are lowest at the top MUs forward pe in 2000 was 10
Joshua Kushner's portfolio:
>>62594582What is so funny anon?
>>62594617Too bad the market is a voting machine and not a weighing machine
>>62594557KEK I’m surprised there aren’t more Meme ticker ETFs
>>62594613I have a 2400sq ft home with central air anon.I just want to be outside more but its too fucking hot
>>62594561This is a flaw in GAAP earnings. They are forced to record it as net income. The opposite is also true with equity losses. It’s stupid.
>>62594623just go to the beach or a rooftop pool? i'm going to the latter right now.
>>62594629Life Time membership?
This may sound retarted but since 47% of US dollars have been printed into existence under the Trump presidency isn't it fair to say that the 5-10 "value" p/e's ratios of old are now more like 17-20? havent really seen anyone talk about this
>>62594629>beachsix hour drive>rooftop poolmy gym actually has a pool but the water is 87 degrees at this point so nah
>>62594631i'm only here for a week. my condo only has a courtyard pool -_-'
did anyone see the neocloud nuke god candle? kek
closing below 777 is incredibly bearish according to my astrology lines
>>62594632Nowadays you have either a reasonable P/E ratio or a "holy shit, look at AMD" ratio.
What will the GRRR CEO do to tank the stock next?
They say there's a 2.6% chance Kevin will triple hike us 16 days before Christmas. It's a good thing robots are even smarter than us and know better than that haha
>>62594641wowa
>>62594641I didn't know Mumina was Jewish.
>>62594632P/E ratios do not account for inflation so there's definitely an argument to be made that the average P/E ratio is going to be higher after years of high inflation.
>>62594617>LOW P/e is good except when it's actually bad, in which case it's high P/e that is good!
>>62594642hopefully commit some Enron level fraud so that AI slop spammer stops posting
>>62594641Is this yuri?
The market will crash eventually but the reason you guys are so gay and stupid is ebcause you've been shilling against memory since micron was 100 bucksYou didn't need to short like a dipshit, you could have just bought micron. This compulsive religion some retards have built around shorting things, seething and then living in this thread fudding is the weirdest shit when you could just not and have made it by now.We all could have made it.
>>62594647These are the retards you get your investing advice from boss.
>>62594651I don't speak Russian
>>62594644bobina is a fucking whore cheating with a mumu
>>62594648>>LOW P/e is good except when it's actually bad,yeah like MU having a forward p/e of 10 in 2000 lol
>>62594551SNXX at 3 bucks in march and then 7 bucks in july were generational lows from which snxx will again hit close to 50 bucks, sell off to 19, then blast off to 190.
>>62594652Help me make it
This is it. The final smg thread. We's be free!
>>62594651it's furry yuri
>>62594657So you believe amazon and google are going to crash then. Or are you just going to shit your pants and seethe at micron specifically, when the 2000 crash was part of a wider tech selloff. You fucking tard. This is why this thread sucks, it's full of idiots pointing at shit like it's an isolated event. You have no clue what's going on but you're going to keep filling this thread with dumb bullshit.
>>62594653with (You) being the prime example
>>62594667If you can't tell me what's wrong with his statement, I'm just going to call you the fucking retard.
>>62594614I didn't watch
>>62594659step 1: stop shorting. You can't 'make money both ways'. this is a midwit trap like day trading.
is we getting power hour
>>62594658>SNXX at 3 bucks in march and then 7 bucks in july were generational lows from which snxx will again hit close to 50 bucks, sell off to 19, then blast off to 190.>>62594666>This is why this thread sucks, it's full of idiots pointing at shit like it's an isolated event. You have no clue what's going on but you're going to keep filling this thread with dumb bullshit.i am never leaving biz
>>62594673My schwab account denied me access to shorts I can't even do it
>>62594659Are you willing to wait 5 years and not use leverage?
>>62594679I have no choice. So yes. And if SPCX is involved I'm already 10% ported into it
>>62594671you were seething so much you forgot to add your name fag signature boss
Rate my 'folio:>15% VOO and em market etf>10% healthcare/lab work>10% media (game publishers, streaming services, etc)>25% software, cloud and amazon >25% semis>10% social media/adds> 5% high risk/reward small capsI guess if tech drops as a whole I'm fucked, but pretty sure we'd all be fucked at that point kek.
>>62594647Hahahahah. He thinks the unit and the ratios are correlated. That’s it. Thicko post of the day award. Well done son.
>>62594674not likely
>>62594355Lol watch them get invaded by Russia again.
yeah, I'm muting everybody
I'm getting brutally fucked, not in a good wayI haven't seen losses like this since... Tuesday
>>62594689oy vey
>>62594697truly its anuddah shoah :(
You were right, mumu. I consneed. It makes sense that we pump on news of the war ending but then never dump when it doesn't. It makes sense that we have two weeks without a major pullback for no reason. Number ONLY goes up. I'm selling my puts and putting everything into calls.
>>62594632>>62594647P/E ratios are universally inflated because they've put pensions into S&P index funds. Still, some ratios are absurd.You should hedge against this, as well as monetary debasement separately, with hard assets like gold.Good tsunderes only pay attention to resourceful, affluent MC losers who at least have a plan.
>>62594684shut the fuck up, fucking retard
>>62594700>No new poststhis it it
>>62594708>>62594708>>62594708NEW
>>62594663But won't a crab come out?
>>62594647Of course it does you gigantic retard, it takes EARNINGS in its fucking denominator. There's no better immediate inflation indicator that fucking companies' earnings
