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Nostalgia Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Previously on /smg/ >>62595546
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Liquidate everything you can over the weekend. Liquidate everything that can only be liquidated when the market is open in the first 15 minutes. Spy will open with a big green scam candle - the final exit pump. At exactly 9:45AM EST use everything you have + leverage + margin to short high beta tech. First circuit breaker will occur within the first hour of markets being open, the second comes later
Use the profits to spend the rest of your life getting SUCKED OFF by Eastern European whores in a Mansion
Save this interview
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>>62597347
>want to buy an index fund
>worried about it rugging like every other shitcoin/stock i bought
It's a complex kind of feel.
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>>62597357
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>>62597357
I wish I could. I got liquidated this week. Unironically lost 10 years worth of savings.
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>the AI build out is just two Jewish CEO's working with Indian CEO's to scam everyone
Kinda poetic
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>>62597357
I'm trusting you this time
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The whole world is circular financing. You get paid by your job or government that money comes from other people buying things from where you work and the money receive will go into the pockets of people who buy things from where you work
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zuck needs to lock in and do SOMETHING with meta besides making billions and billions of dollars that will get the inventors excited because clearly investors aren't interested in revenue in the year of 2026
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>>62597408
Problem is he burns the money on shit like the Metaverse or those damn glasses. And the revenue will run out eventually because it depends on boomers viewing Facebook ads, and there's less and less of them every year.
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>>62597423
they also own Instagram there's no real competitors in the social media space to their dominance
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>>62597347
Good evening Kevin.

It’s not too late.

Allow yields to rise/raise rates or face financial apocalypse.

That is all.
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>>62597423
I think instagram makes more ad revenue than meta at this point and all the kids are on it
they're really covered on all fronts
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>>62597439
than facebook*
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>>62597423
He's got the emperors new clothes issue. Surrounded by countless advisors but no one with the balls to go "this meta verse thing is stupid"
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>>62597433
>>62597439
I suppose Insta will milk millenials and zoomers for a while longer, yeah.
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>>62597453
They'll probably buy anything remotely threatening that comes along as well as they did Instagram.
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I bought iren at 44
what is awaiting me in the future weeks/months
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This next song goes out to all the unc posters out there who feel like it’s over. Don’t give up. You got a reason to live.
https://youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE
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>>62597453
Ads are basically free money. You do nothing and you win
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>>62597468
Dizzying highs, terrifying lows, then nosebleed all time highs before getting diluted by $6B ATM and it goes back to single digits.

Hope you had fun playing IREN simulator.

>AND IREN
>IREN SO FAR AWAY
>YES IREN
>IREN ALL NIGHT AND DAY
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>>62597489
you own it too my smigga?
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>$3000 car repair
>my nintendo, LAC and take two hasnt pumped yet
>it will
I wish I started this years ago. Its free money. Im gonna put like $15000 into pepsi to delete some bills.
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>>62597492
I have been dipping in and out since last year, I would slurp below $40 and trim above $45

NBIS is best in class for neoclouds, IREN second and I personally don't rate CRWV on fundamentals but technicals look a little interesting for a swing.

CIFR, GRRR & DGXX have potential to go on an IREN 2025 like run of 500%+ over the next 18 months, I'm big on GRRR and have been in and out since 2024, now in fairly bigly with £300K to hold throughout 2027.
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>>62597506
>CRWV
turd. Too much debt and increasing. The recent pump will likely fade soon.
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The fuck is the next big thing? I can wiat a few years
>already deep in AI, photonics, neocloud, drones, robotics, crypto/digital currency, and basic shit like boomer vanguard total market/internationals/ITA

the fuck is left?
>no oil too gay and retarded to touch it
>no miners they're all scams and literal money pits
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>>62597514
Well, there's space and quantum if you really wanna spread yourself thin on all the meme shit that might moon. My plan is to slowly go into 2nd and 3rd world index ETFs because those have a lot of room for growth. Poland and Egypt went up more than 40% already YTD for example and they're not AI or semiconductor powerhouses.
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>>62597514
space and spacex is the next big thing
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>>62597521
eh I guess I could try the WQTM etf for quantumfaggotry. Defiance has one but I hate their ETF's.

Space feels too early, I don't wanna baghold for like 5-10 years.

Thanks anon.
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So... is this new "CARRY TRADE" shenanigan bullish or bearish for our beloved NASDAQ and SPY?
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>>62597461
Where do you get these? I looked them up but only OCAC and FWAC are available.

>>62597506
Shill me NBIS & IREN what are neoclouds?
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>>62597544
two possibilities
>scott bussy is a retard who's about to accidentally the rates
>the plan all along was a crisis so they could lower rates to 0 again
hmmmmm really tough to figure out
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>>62597472
thank you anon but I'd rather wallow in self-pity and feel sorry for myself and engage in general escapism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNTB_ZhDPE
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>>62597514
energy infrastructure materials and manufacturing

i'm dealing in the real world
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>>62597514
You sound well spread out. No need to capture every theme when you own the index.
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>>62597559
>team sleep and re1
good taste at least anon
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someone asked about opening range breakout trading yesterday and i said it was a good idea but it's worth looking at mstr the last two days to see that there's an exception to every rule and it's always better to use your gut than a system, thursday it broke the opening range to the upside only to fail, then on friday it broke the opening range on the downside twice but recovered both times, and it scamwicked a breakout to the upside only to trade all the way down to lows of day afterwards. gemini always says to look for confirmations on a 5 minute chart and to use stop losses if you're trading signals, and those could have saved you from losses if you were doing the orb strategy i guess. it's something to be aware of but remember there are no rules on the stock market
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SCOTT! The trade deficit it too HIGH!
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There's not enough electricity generation in America for the data centre buildout that we need. They better stop fucking around and start building power plants, or we're going to have to raise utility prices high enough to cause demand destruction to free up capacity.
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>>62597388
it's really sad you feel that way darling. i'm sure as an honorable white person you'll apologize when you're proven wrong though
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>>62597555
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>>62597576
I wonder how the power transmission infrastructure is looking both in terms of being able to send that much juice through the existing cables and in terms of maintenance.
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>>62597576
>>62597584
they're using batteries and generators for the time being. power is not a bottleneck yet. the ai buildout is constrained by fab capacity still. there's apparently a lot of efficiency that can be squeezed out of the current grid with more batteries and that runway should last a couple years while they build more power plants.
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>>62597406
The world is networked financing.
You make and sell a car, you use the money to pay the guy who makes food, the guy who makes cellphones, the guy that makes pencils, etc etc.
It’s a spiderweb of hundreds of thousands of actors.

The guy from the pencil factory doesn’t pull you aside and say
>hey kid, heres 2 million dollars to buy my pencils
and then mark you down as an equity investment on the company’s balance sheet while simultaneously recording the deal as revenue.
That would be fraud, and circular financing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRb7nRMoHpI is selling me on Exxon stock
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>>62597564
Tickers? Thats my move.
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>>62597506
do you ever swing GRRR or are you just bag holding it?
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>>62597439
What will happen to meta with all the social media bans?
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>>62597594
it's not fraud it's just risk concentration. if you don't like you don't have to invest. nvidia makes it's money off of ai, they're smart to incubate their customers with preferred financing. what would be stupid would be to try to diversify into lower return businesses or give the money back to shareholders when the market is hungry for investment capital
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>>62597580
>mfw
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>>62597607
Two swings first 2024 to early 2025 $6 - $25 sold too early :_:
Second was start of the year $14 to $25
Now reentered average of $15 to hold for 18 months.
Realised £85,000 profits all in all on these trades which are all reinvested to GRRR this time around.
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>>62597472
Based
https://youtu.be/7fv84nPfTH0?si
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>>62597615
The same thing that happened to energy drinks when they banned them from being sold to kids.

It becomes edgy, counter culture and popularity increases due to prohibition & taboo + parental overreaction.

Prohibition has never worked, let me have my fucking heroin for fucks sake.
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>>62597651
thats pretty good. at least you realized some profits. did you unload the first lot all in one go at 25? is your future exit strategy different because of that?
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>>62597616
Nah, I’m pretty sure my pencil example is just fraud.
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>Stuck in the EOG hell shale forgeworld
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>>62597673
I was planning to hold but saw a double top after a 25% daily gap up so decided to get out and wait to reenter.

However I was too eager to get back in and worried it was about tor run away past $30+ If I had waited another week I could have slurped at $10.50 after the convertible bonds sale.

Oh well, just regrets I will take to the grave. How's island life these days Jeff? Incredible PR campaign you've been running from beyond the grave. Ironically, all the kids love the big Steen now.
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>>62597679
>How's island life these days Jeff? Incredible PR campaign you've been running from beyond the grave. Ironically, all the kids love the big Steen now.
I'm not the original Jeffy poster. I just like manipulating the original image with AI because its too dumb to recognize its Jeffy from the side kek.
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Wtf is going on in here? Can you guys (him) just make a 'smigger slop general' and stop shitting up our thread?
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What will markets do next week?
>What will markets do next week?
>picrel, last week's results
>linkrel, next week's poll
>https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbJ48AyN
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>>62597489
Can you make me a Michael Saylor smigger, please?
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>>62597684
Smiggers are the natural progression of this board and are a fun accentuation in addendum to a thoughtful and sincere shit post.
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I wish I was born as an american. I fucking hate europe/germany so god damn much its unreal. You guys dont know how good you have it. God smiles upon you.
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>>62597670
The only real winning move is just to lay on the taxes.
Put a FAT tax on every ad served to a kid, or designed for kids/young adults.
Make Zuck and Ad sellers on Suck’s platform get squeezed out like how i get squeezed out by options jannies.

Bans are such a woman-brained move because it a) assumes mass enforcement/confiscation is easy like you’re dealing with naughty children, b) completely leaves money on the table like a total amateur. In fact you have to pay to enforce the shit. But that’s fine in woman-brain land because that money is daddy’s money.
Did i mention the original prohibitionists were mainly spoiled rich women?
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>>62597592
They're not building enough power capacity. They're barely even trying. All the capex is going to compute. The government should be funding a 1 trillion dollar expansion of the electrical grid.
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Thinking of shorting roblox
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>another breakout to ATH from another fake peace deal
>strait still closed
>SPRs at all time lows and draining
the crash is going to be spectacular
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>>62597713
The straight doesnt matter at all, how have you not figured that out yet?
I guess its your money to lose lmao
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>>62597716
i'm long, just ready to get the fuck out, i've went long every single peace deal because i know how the market will react
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>Multiple Iranian outlets state that diplomacy with the United States is over, shifting all focus to military readiness amid the 2026 Iran war. The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is on maximum alert, keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed and planning coordinated attacks if no new agreement emerges. This comes after U.S. and Israeli strikes began the conflict in February, causing regional deaths, disruptions, and economic fallout, as the Monday deadline approaches without progress.
bets on when's the next peace deal?
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>>62597725
The MoU officially expires on Sunday, so probably on Monday.
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>>62597725
this is bullish world peace. america will nuke them and it will all be over.
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AMFN

https://x.com/ENERGY/status/2088680637729316925
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i'm thinking about investing in some bubble tea but idk wtf it is
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>>62597357
>*smokes crack pipe*
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>>62597744
Don't do it smigga
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>>62597725
2 more weeks
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>people are still smigger posting
Based.
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>>62597746
idk wtf that is, doesn't look good
but i can't even figure out how to order this stuff, so idk if i'll even get the chance to invest
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NIGGERS
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>>62597754
you cant use that word. its not ok
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What do I put 150k in tomorrow morning to make 15k?
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>>62597761
>tomorrow
Shiiiiiat. I mean monday
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>>62597704
return on investment matters. look into it yourself there's more they can squeeze out of the grid for now and low cost stuff like solar. the central planners are playing real life factorio and they don't want to overinvest in something that's needed 5 years from now when there's immediate need for other things that will get higher returns. you might be right i suppose but i kind of trust the central planners on this, capital is limited and it will happen in due time.
>>62597388
hit the gym and got real sweaty babe, and tomorrow i'm going to the beach to work on my tan again, wearing my slip de bain. i probably should have gotten a large but i opted for medium instead. wish you were here to see and help me apply my sunscreen.
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>>62597725
>Israel still exists
>obtained 0 resources or land
>leadership is still dead/broken, still won't try and unite because tribe A thinks is muhammad is a bitchin name while tribe B thinks mohammed sounds cooler than muhammad
>other countries don't have any faith in a Iran controlled strait to the point even their own allies are just keeping quiet and looking for other places to send their shit
>lose your only competitive advantage (cheap oil) because u wanted some gibs me dat and to larp as saudi arabia
>US still exists and will keep giving free bombs to Israel so the bombing problem isn't even solved
>Let's consider reigniting the war
Lmao. Iranians are so fucking retarded.
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>>62597761
Church, son. Give that money to G-d.
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>>62597769
Nein! Also its your shabbat, stop using electricity
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>>62597744
Do it smigga
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>>62597761
GRRR
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>>62597604
PAVE
MADE
IXC
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>the next big money making opportunity is always changing. once something becomes well known the market becomes saturated and profits decline.
There's two big upcoming moves I'm thinking of that the market isn't yet acknowledging as 'known' factors.
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>>62597386
THIS week? Not three weeks ago? What the fuck were you levered up on, soxs calls?
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pool's closed
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>>62597567
I am, but like most things I hold are up 30%+ so I'm looking for new things to avg into and I still have almost 20k in cash chilling in a momney market
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I'm heading to MCD drive thru for dinner, do you want anything anon? My treat...
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>>62597805
Yea here’s my dinner order
>2x 6pc nuggies with sweet and sour
>2x McDoubles
>2x mcchickens
>1x large fry
>2x apple pies
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>>>/N/
>>>/I/
>>>/G/
>>>/G/
>>>/E/
>>>/R/
>>>/S/
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>>62597805
>5 large frosties
>5 large fries
If they say they don't have frosties again tell them you know the fucking truth, don't let them lie to you about the frosties. I know they have them.
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>trying to create my own homebrew CPI
>grocery stores now have some of the most advanced and hard to get around anti-scraping software anywhere on the web.

Kek.
And I say again, Kek.
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>>62597805
Never trust a pig like that with food. They'll eat it, and leave you nothing.

My brother is like 500 pounds. When I lived at home, I would starve because he'd eat everything. He was extremely picky though, so I'd cope by getting food he hates. My family thought I was a vegetarian lol
because he'd never touch vegetables and that's all I could eat most days.
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>"If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right”
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>>62597814
>>62597805
And if you watch them eat, they'll eat enough food to feed a small family in one sitting.
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I called my crack dealer last night and he wasn’t picking up the phone. So I went to his house and he was being raided by the SWAT Team. I think that’s his 3rd strike for distribution. Last time he got caught they raided his grandmas house because he was sending fentanyl through the mail to Jersey. Now I have to find a new connect. That means I have to find a hooker and hope her pimp doesn’t beat me when I ask for some crack. I fucken hate dealing with these niggers.
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My sexy neighbor is out grooming the dog again. How can I profit on this?
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>>62597823

Take more pictures so i can goon when i get super horny from smoking (crack and possibly meth)
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>>62597358
I want to buy index funds and fuck off forever, but before I do it I want to double my money on AI stocks first. But AI stocks probably won't double without VTI or VOO going up 30 or 40% too. Which means when I buy the index funds, they'll be so overextended that they are likely to perform like shit for the next 5 years. So what I should really do is go into cash after AI stocks double and wait 5 years. But then I am exposed to inflation and infinite money printing. Basically everything that is up a lot recently feels massively overbought and everything that is down a lot recently feels dead for real this time (crypto) and cash is a scam that's always trending towards zero in real purchasing power terms also so going flat isn't an option either. So nothing feels like it's worth buying except ultra short term news-driven momentum plays on AI or other meme sector stocks, and just successfully parlay those gains into the next news-driven momentum play every week or so until you're a trillionaire. And everything else you can try to do with your money is a scam that's trending towards zero on any meaningful timeframe. I'm tired and I want to go to sleep and never wake up again. Thanks for reading.
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>>62597824
Which I had the time and privacy to IV meth again and goon for 24 hours but alas. Options gambling gives me a small kick though. Nothing like stims ofc but it’s something. CS2 also gets the heart beating.
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>>62597807
Wouldn't it be cheaper to get a 10 piece instead of two 6 pieces and then just forego the missing 2 nugs since you are also getting FOUR SANDWICHES and a LARGE fry... Also 2 pies eh? Gonna have to share one because I forgot to get myself one.
>>62597811
I do love a good CHOCOLATE frostie... I haven't had one in years I bet they don't taste the same anymore
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AOC PLS!
LETS TAKE OVER THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TOGETHER BABY!
LETS SPERM THOSE FROZEN EGGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE MARITAL BED AFTER YOU WIN IN 2028!
AOC PLS!
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>>62597813
Can't you use those price comparison websites/apps that help consumers find the best prices?
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>>62597863
one of the hottest queens in the dem party

i would vote for her if she stepped on me
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>>62597854
I haven’t been in a while. 2 6pc used to be on the goyim menu
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>>62597871
I don't trust anything with a third party involved.

I have decided to do it by hand once a week, but will probably get lazy and do it once a month.

It has already been instructive.
For example, Stop & Shop, despite being kind of a shity-average chain of grocery stores in the the NE, charges 25-50% more per unit for all basic essentials compared to piers

>Milk
>AVG: $3.728/gal
>S&S: $4.29/gal

>Eggs
>AVG: $0.0968/oz
>S&S: $0.166/pz

>Oats
>AVG:$0.165/oz
>S&S:$0.211/oz

>Shrimp (jumbo, tail on)
>AVG: $0.6548/oz
>S&S: $0.91/oz
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>>62597891
peers*
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How do you invest in depression?
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>>62597901
MCD & GRND
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Actually went to choke fil a instead
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>>62597423
Part of me feels like a company like meta should just be a dividend company. Think of it, its just this boring blue chip company that gets ad revenue. Once you've saturated the global market you cant really do anything else to magically grow revenue. Its like youtube. Once the entire country in America uses YouTube you cant really innovate and 2x or 10x anymore. Its the coca cola / Pepsi issue
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>>62597914
That’s why Zuck is constantly trying crazy shit. To keep the stock priced pumped.
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>>62597914
>>62597919
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>>62597909
>
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>>62597914
Because they know that once AI is massively adopted and real humans no longer directly interact with internet content—since agents will do that—YouTube and Facebook will lose their value eventually
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Is the China model ban thing a real threat?

>t. holding BABA
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>>62597942
oh yeah
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Just accidentally witnessed Globalstar 2-R (Ticker: GSAT) burning across the east coast night sky a half hour ago. If you haven't looked in a while like me check it out. Even better if you're smarter than me and plan it deliberately so you don't assume it's an angel dancing across the sky. Spectacular
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>>62597945
ISS went almost directly over my house once, that was pretty damn cool. It was like a huge bright shooting star.
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>>62597944
This is so gay. I knew qwen 3.8 would do well (i use qwen local alot). And it has, most popular OSS model, but now this gay ass fucking admin has to fuck my trade up.
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>>62597761
In a day?
10% pump?
Or nore long term?
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>>62597785
fuck you GRRR faggots. Lost me fucking money last month. Piece of shit. Literally would've done better holding RDDT.
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>>62597945
>SpaceX averages a flight roughly every 2.2 days
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>>62597496
arigato
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>>62597761
Klarna
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>>62597771
I did go and have one, and it was pretty good. I got the wrong sized straw though and kept clogging it with the tapioca pearls.
It was a worthwhile investment though.
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>>62597811
>Wendy's Frosty is a signature frozen dessert from Wendy's, not McDonald's.
smiggas dont even know their goyslop nowadays. how far weve fallen.
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Just bought into my first silver ETFs so it should crash as is tradition. Doing you guys a favor
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>>62597983
I am glad this has worked out for you, anon.
>picnotrel
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>>62597989
It's a lie, they have frosties at maca donals, they just pretend they don't.
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NIGGERS N JEWS
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This is becoming such a pain in the ass on meat.

Half of the steaks aren't even inspected anymore or are "canadian AAA' or "thin cut"
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/smg/ movie nite starting soon
tonites stock market related movie is Dagon (2001)
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>>62597547
Any brokerage should have them. They'll be labeled different things depending which one platform you're using. The rights for OCAC might be listed as OCACr OCAC.rt OCAC/r etc. Usually if you just type in the first part of the SPAC it should appear in the dropdown list.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dHSkoUu5Wh4

Time for the electric future, old man
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>>62598028
i bought some CVD equipment (CVV) for the SiC play with more EV + datacenters
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Not in the mood for buying any stocks on Monday for some reason
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>>62598033
So buy puts if you feel exhausted.
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>>62598038
That's the
>go talk to girls
guy
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>>62597823
hot
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>>62598038
This dude is a retard.
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>>62598033
its ok smigga, we all get burnout. want to come with me and watch the ryan gosling la la land movie 10th anniversary on monday?
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>>62598042
>>62598051
>“I think the biggest opportunity for men right now is the trades...go into curtain hanging, soapstone marble installation, carpet cleaning”
>“Is that what you did, Scott?”
>“Not at all. I got really depressed I was a cabinet installer at 19 and begged UCLA to let me in. Then after graduating I worked for Morgan Stanley, got an MBA, and worked in consulting”
>“Oh. So then are your kids doing what you suggest?”
>“No, my oldest is a freshman at UVA.”
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In case i can't buy any stocks in Toyota, is there any other company i should look forward to?
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>>62598062
>consulting
Honestly it’s hard to believe this boomer ever had a real job based off hearing him rant on his podcast. But consulting makes a lot of sense as that’s not a real job.
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>>62597514
neuromorphic computing then synthetic biology
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I will start investing tomorrow by throwing 200 bucks on stock, any general tips?
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>>62598109
VUG it
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>>62598109
Buy tesla calls. Gap has to fill.
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NAND sales make up 25% of Micron's revenue btw
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>CVS charges 500% more than what Walmart or Target do for Ibuprofen
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>>62598132
this is a good thing. the US is a service economy so now it can focus on more important things than building the future.
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>GameStop sells branded 2tb ssds for 400 dollars
The dark horse semi stock
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>>62598109
unironically KORU for the KOSPI recovery
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Day 2 of adderall+caffeine withdrawal since i have a 6 day vacation
Havent left bed in like 36 hours
Thank God the market is closed
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>>62598169
how do u manage to stay sober
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I've been using AI to generate, test, eliminate, and tweak portfolios. I start with a broad search net of hundreds of intentionally different portfolio architectures, have the AI test all of them, filter out weaker designs, then further testing of the survivors, and doing analysis of the testing to identify the sweet spots. It's like a search algorithm, and it searches more deeply around the strongest neighbourhoods. At the end, it selects 10 final portfolios that survive the battery of tests.

I'm talking thousands of portfolios. Not just a few. And this isn't simple backtesting either. They all go through a battery of tests. Going to copy and paste the tests the portfolios go through: Backtesting, walk-forward/pseudo-out-of-sample testing, rolling-period analysis, drawdown and recovery analysis, Sharpe/Sortino and downside-risk metrics, regime and crisis testing, correlation and diversification analysis, factor/economic-exposure analysis, marginal-contribution and sleeve-removal tests, weight-perturbation tests, start-date and rebalance sensitivity, proxy sensitivity, leave-one-year/regime/crisis-out tests, bootstrap and moving-block bootstrap analysis, tail-risk analysis, synthetic stress shocks, and Monte Carlo simulations with thousands of possible future paths. Monte Carlo assumptions are deliberately varied so portfolios are not rewarded simply because their historical excess returns are assumed to continue.

It starts with a broad net of a bunch of intentionally different portfolio architectures, tests all of them, filters out weaker designs, performs deeper testing on the survivors, then searches more densely around the strongest portfolio neighborhoods before selecting finalists.

If you want to do the same shit, just copy this post and give it to GPT 5.6 and say you want to do this.
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>>62598176
If i dont have the bottles next to my bed I forget to take them
I may have holes in my brain but at least i can cold turkey (at the cost of my life falling apart)
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>>62598169
>not taking your think guder live faster pills on vacation
not even once.

why would you do this?
youre like those guys who go home from work and lose conciousness, and then 30 mins later of perceived time, are back at work.

who cares if you live to 200 living in a hell like that.
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>>62598062
>>62598080
>>62598038
I've heard his podcast a couple times
he quickly became unbearable to listen to. Because of the stupid boomer shit he says.
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why are normies reeing about flock cameras and data centers. I only learned what a data center was a few months ago and I still don’t know what a flock camera is, but if normies care it’s because they deal in the real world



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