Women... edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62598766
T-minus 14 hours 5 minutes before total financial Armageddon 9:45AM EST.Short everything.Save this interview
>>62600049
>be me, retaded invester>research new companies looking for early growth opportunities>find company, decide to invest $20 following day>following day log in buy $20k worth of company.>two days later discover I bought the wrong stock, two very similar tickers. Check account wrong stock is +20% in two days.
>>62600050>ZIM>KLARget out
This week of August 17-21 will be a bull or bear week? Predictions?
God I wish I had a cute gf to bully me
>get burger, fries, & shake at Shake Shack>thirty (30) United States DollarinosI will never financially recover from this
>>62600062boots on the groundbullish because they print a lot of money+10% indexs +20% for 200 p/e shitcos +30% if you paid trump to specifically shill your ticket with a TRVTHoil green, tech green, gold/silver all green fuck it everything green except bonds. bonds are super fucked and just keep pushing higher because no one buys them when SOXL gives +4000% per year for AI or whatever
>>62600044>tfw cant short rooster teeth>tfw cant freak out shortstack gf with insanely stupid trades, while saying "its nothing, babe."Does God have a portfolio I can short? Fucking bastard.
Diesel/Fuel Oil is at May 2022 levels, but the market is almost 2x. It's as if we don't need fuel for all the stuff anymore. It's just teleporting. And we don't even really have that many electric or hydrogen trucks.I guess inflation is only bad when the Fed is going to hike, but the Fed are niggers, so they don't care. In 2022 inflation also obviously went up because of Oil, so what's different now
>>62600057and how much is your intended stock? also >20 dollarscmon bruh get yo bread up dayum
>I DON;T USE AI AT ALLAI is necessary in order to ramp up into production of humanoid robotics, which are ALSO powered by chips from SK hynix and Micron (tesla optimus).The production from robots will necessitate the removal of random beaners from society, as they are welfare leeches and the money they use on their ugly kids can be used for the government to subsidize people taking out loans for robots.The robot loan industry will grow to several trillion.But obviously the REAL money is getting low robot loans subsidized by the government then loaning them out at higher rates to people who don't qualify for robot loan subsidies, creating some kind of sub prime robot crisis.
What happens to us when the market collapses?
Is the MoU dead?
I’m buying CF tomorrow
is the economy collapsing?
>>62600073>cmon bruh get yo bread up dayum>be me retarded typerI meant $20k, not $20
Anyone got any good ideas for how I can invest in the CCP yet?
>>62600080the funny shit is someone will buy it. you can list actual fucking garbage online and people will buy it. its amazing
>>62600076If you don't at least have like 10mil you're dead too, buddy
>>62600049Why do you keep saying save this interview instead of save this post? is this some kind of meme or what
>>62600070tits too big+I love asian looking chicks who might be white or not like ruby with their short little haircuts and she's only 15* so she's fertile as fuck*it's okay because her anime came out in 2012 so she'd be 30 now
>Japan GDP Annualised SA (Q/Q) Q2 P: 1.1% (est 2.0%; prev 1.8%) - GDP SA (Q/Q): 0.3% (est 0.5%; prev 0.5%) - GDP Nominal SA (Q/Q): 1.2% (est 1.2%; prev 0.6%) - Deflator (Y/Y): 2.6% (est 2.3%; prev 3.2%) - GDP Private Consumption (Q/Q): 0.0% (est 0.4%; prev 0.3%) - GDP Business Spending (Q/Q): -1.2% (est 0.5%; prev –0.7%) - Inventory Contribution % GDP: 0.3% (est 0.0%; prev –0.1%) - Net Export Contribution % GDP: 0.5% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%)Oh noroo, we can't hikuu againuu consumptu lowuu
>>62600084china has a stock market and a real estate market they just don't work very well. still the best BRICS has to offer though.
>>62600084Buy the index. It’s shit.
>>62600068I got two takeaway pizzas from a place recently (admittedly nice, but still pizza to go) - it cost me £30 which is more than $40.But, they did use white anchovies, not tinned, so at least the price was reflected in the ingredients. What are we talking about?
>>62600100Muh chovies I feel you
Did anyone invest in CAKE? I'm holding 2 $120 call options right now expiring Sept 18th, but I'm tempted to take profit on them to go into weekly SPY calls since I'm sure we'll see another ATH this week.
>>62600044Stocks are such a male dick measuring contest. All this up and down nonsense. That's why SCHD is the true Goddess, always right, provides, sustains, seeks equality over dominance, a true feminist.
>>62600079Kek
>tfw no japanese rented gfwhy even liveI guess I'll keep gambling with 3x ETFs so maybe one day I'll be able to afford one
>>62600114but what's up with her bangs?
>>62600093Wtf...
>>62600084Buy SPY and everything will be fine
>>62600110Nah dude cash is king You should be at least 80 percent cash right now. Seriously.
>>62600103Need a Cao Cao Smigger
Respect, bedtime for meExcited for another week of shit portfolio performance. Don't worry, none of you will have my holdings. Unless you hold a particular Singaporean based aircraft lessor, kek.
>>62600122get dong zhuo'd, bitch
>>62600070Funny how reddit hates lolis but loved Rebecca the annoying little cunt.
>kospi closed Monday>semis up in overnightYea, I'm thinking green day tomorrow.
>>62600127delet this
if you hate lolis ur gay
>>62600121>cash is kingcash is losing 4% per year at least
>>62600131as opposed to losing 30% a year on a stock
>>62597962I've got about 200k sitting in cash i want to try swing trading with. 10% is good
>>62600129What was it?>>62600127
>>62600131>cash is losing 4% per year at leastThat's why I buy 3Mo treasuries for my cash position so I'm only losing 1%* per year instead.*According to U.S. Government estimates
>>62600121What am I gonna do with cash, put it in a shoebox under my fold and fuck?
>>62600130We're not hating lolis, we're hating the faggots that are into "lolis". That's a crucial distinction.
>>62600094*jap bonds sell off anyways*panikaru
>>62600142Put it all in T-bills and still lose to inflation.
>>62600137>in 2022 the usa was dragging it's feet in a conflict tptb wanted it to be more active in>in 2026 the usa is leading a conflict tptb want them to be active in. hope that explains it babe. i'm deleting this post
>>62600137oil price not high cuz miriam adelson good goy points
>>6260008220k daaaayum boooooooooi
Aftet a decade of active trading I have 5M to put into passive funds. Sort of want to leave the day trading life behind now I'm in my late 30s. I was thinking 2M VTI / 2M VGT / 500k UPRO / 500k TQQQ. My reasoning is the levered etfs let me feel like I'm still gambling and beating the market which scratches a big itch for me, and if they underperform who cares because I've still got 4M earning that sweet more or less guaranteed 8-10% annually. Would you split things any differently? How?
Say what you got to say she is on 4chan if she knows how you type tell that bitch how you feel she will spot you.
>>62600156Why no divvie stocks big dawg
i had to bump my thinkorswim text up to large. i can't see nigga.
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's poll>https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbJ48AyN
What if optimal investment strategy is to roll at open for one of these to all in:NRGU (oil majors)GDXU (godl minors)SOXL (do it for Lum)
>>62600157Real shit
bitch basterd
>>62600144Lolis are cool for gatekeeping normalfaggots but there is something wrong with you if you are "into" this shit
>>62600169yeah man, totally gatekeeping normal people by acting like you're into underage women. At least go for some other gay shit like Futa or Furry
hehwhile all of you fags waste your time "stock picking" and wasting both your money and timeI do whats called investing, I buy VOO and VT and will be a trillionaire within some years
>>62600100The shake was the only part for me that was maybe worth it (Tiramisu Biscoff, pretty solid) although I think it was almost $10 for that alone so kinda borderline. I was craving a good shake in a non-boring flavor so whatever. Burger and fries absolutely not worth it. They were good solid fast food burger/fries level but that should absolutely not cost $20+. No wonder people are taking out installment plans to buy fast food.
i love you and i want you and we'd be so happy together. i know what's best for you and i always have, you always take that the wrong way but you shouldn't, i'll guide you to being your best
my sneed is doin a lil feed
>>62600174>and will be a trillionaire within some yearsbe careful what you wish for anon. you might get it.
>>62600122Hehehe.How's this?
>mid-August>strait of Hormuz still closed>Bab al-Mandab strait partially closed>literally what people called the nightmare scenario 6 months ago>oil market doesn't care>jet fuel didn't run out despite a busy holiday season>factories humming along>economies growing at a steady paceWhat will it take for something to happen? At this point I think large cities could be nuked and everyone would just shrug it off and the stock market would go up 10% out of relief that the rest of the world wasn't nuked.
no kospi either. man this is some gay shit yall.
>>62600179heh, they put rocks on their bills to show their currency is rock solid
>>62600104I thought about buying calls on it, but the calls are more richly priced than one of their cakes has rich creme.
>>62600173Are you retarded?
KOSPI closed today means US pump tomorrow bros. We're gonna make it
micron back to 1000?
boomers are asleep. time to go grocery shopping. recommend me a child's breakfast cereal to eat in one session.
>>62600193Reeses puffs
>>62600190>check KOSPI>charts not moving>ask ai why KOSPI is closed>"KOSPI is not closed it is operating normally">ask AI to list Korean stock market holidays>liberation day todaydude we spent a trillion dollars on dogshit desu
>>62600104Why has this shit pumped so hard?Cheesecake factory is the worst of the goyslop chain restaurants. /smg/ is a chilis general, sorry.I was shocked to find out they cook everything in restaurant I thought it was all sous vide plastic bags of bullshit considering how fuckhueg the menu is but it's still awful.
>>62600193Garlic toast crunch
>>62600193is Cookie Crisp still around?
>>62600189Looks like I forgot some words. But you not getting what I meant makes it even more retardedAre you retarded ot tell people you are into underage women?
>>62600193I quit cola this week dammit don't make me do this alone. At least get something like corn flakes
>>626001931 whole package of oreo cereal.
>>62600173>liking lolis is gay
>>62600197both will get you laid but desu you wanna end up with a chilis girl and not a cheesecake factory girl. you wanna drink like 4 of the margaritas and get her to blow you in the parking lot boss
>Liberation Day
>>62600200>Say I'm not into lolis>Some retard says I'm into lolis
>>62600206gay shit, not that it's gay. Furry is also not necessarily gay, but it's gay shit. And Futa too
>>62600068Two pizzas (1 cheese 1 pepperoni) and a stromboli cost me $50 last week. I live in a supposedly low COL area.Shits fucked
>>62600015 #SNDK could very possibly have its 10 ema cross over the 20 ema by eod and begin the procession to new ath
>>62600215Dude you're the gayest faggot here
>>62600211>randomly for no reason says out loud he's not into lolis >expect the other to say it after you bringing it up unprovoked
>>62600193Love me some Golden Grahams
>>62600194Based, that was one of my favorites.
>>62600221Furry detected
>>62600144>>62600169The thing that gets me is when they start inventing terms like oppai loli or kyojiri (big ass) loli, it's like the reverse thousand year old dragon excuse. "I'm totally a pedophile too bros she's not just a shortstack small woman!!!"
>>62600228Now that you brought it up, short women are gay too
>>62600228>>62600229You boys sure do spend a lot of time thinking about lolis, huh?
>>62600136someone give me a guaranteed 10% ppump tomorrow. What do yall use to find stocks that are under their 20MA ?
>>62600223>unprovoked I was actually replying to your post where you said you liked them bro or rather "didn't hate them"I have no clue what the fuck you are arguing about or why you're sperging like this. Have you been on any of the nsfw boards? Do you see the insane shit people say here? I don't need to act bashful over being into something.No, I am a chad imouto enjoyer.
>>62600231for gatekeeping purposes
>>62600158I could buy a divvie etf that pays 3% and goes up 5% a year or spy etf that goes up 8% a year. Spy seems more straightforward and less of a tax headache.
>>62600235GDXU
>>62600224he said child's cereal not gentlemen's cereal
>>62600190There is constantly a new holiday conjured out of the magician's hat just to get an excuse to close the markets, like Nigteenth, holy shit.
DRAM baggie holder who bought near the top and refuses to sell until I am able to make some kind of profit. It will happen one day... right?
>>62600068lol!
>>62600240Based. Long AG & HL.
>>62600244I wouldnt wait for ATH again, I would crystallize losses at like 75 which will probably be reached again this year.It's not worth it waiting longer.
every trade idea is priced inevery sector rotation priced inevery earnings priced inno point in even having an opinion when the market already has the same opinion
>>62600257sometimes it do be like that
>you're sure crazy boss, your gonna get ourselves killed>especially me>look how many things you no can do when you find yourself in this business >you can never get married to a girl>too quick she end up a widow>and you can never have no kids>too quick they orphans>and you can never go into town just to have yourself some quiet drinks>too quick they hang you with a rope >naw boss this business is too steep and too dangerous >Boss: why do you stay in it?>I think because I kind of like it better than anything else>it's me the one thats crazy!
>>62600257Idk man plenty of anons predict price movements that all seem very obvious in hindsightParticularly MSFT recently. The market is very inefficient.>>62600244Meltup begins this week brother
>>62600239what about one that pays 15% and goes up 10% per year. Have you never heard of JEPQ?
>Stripe has finalized an agreement to acquire OpenRouter, a startup that helps companies switch between AI models, for more than $7 billion, according to sources
>>62600199Checked. I got Cookie Crisp
>>62600193Coco puffs were my favorite as a kid
>>62600279A lot of 4chan is AI posts therefore if it ever did an IPO it would be worth AT LEAST 100 billion dollery-doos.
>>62600193All I will echo from last nights project work on homebrew CPI is do not go to Stop and Shop.
>>62600231The greatest investor of all time was a pioneer on the front of minors/juniors.
>>62600297I go to a Kroger owned store which sucks but Publix is opening soon
>>62600182Countries still have oil reserves to draw from, shit is going to happen before Christmas if Israel keeps refusing to take the L from Iran.
>>62600193Pepsi + Captain Crunch
Poomped for market open and another week in the stock market, lads
>>62600185>their currency is rock solidin rocks we trust. Its africa after all
>>62600297>milkOk but how about the price of chocolate milk?
>>62600244it willbut after you sell
*stares blankly at anon*
>>62600198lmao, mullens savory breakfast treat
I still support Trump.
>>62600327>I still support Trump.
>>62600327Ya know what we hit new highs its a stock board, lets just kumbaya.
>>62600327Yeah I bet you do goy
