I am going to university for accounting at 26. Will I be able to have a dating life or am I too old for that?
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>>62603205You will be banging hot young sluts like never before. The young girls love guys a little older. Just let them know you were a special forces seal on secret missions and had to retire because your cover was blown and now you are changing careers after saving all those children.
>>62603205Booba!
>>62603205>>62603207>>62603212>>62603213imagine following these girls home from the club one night and completely cutting them open from head to toe thats rigth bitches thats what you get for ignoring me well look at you now you dumb cunts who's the incel now you bitches and then running away but as soon as your adrenaline dies down you start to panic because you realize you have probably left DNA there so you throw your knife off the bridge into the water and go back but its too late because you already see flashing emergency vehicle lights in the distance so you panic even more and go on top of a building and jump off the roof just in case because you know damn well your ass wouldnt survive in jail haha wouldnt that be something you guys
>>62603235Ok but BOOBS!, didnt read btw.
>>62603205Nigga I'm 29 and with a 22yo blonde all from uni.Newfags/older hags will lose their fucking minds but late 20s-early 30s is the Daddy Era.
>>62603205I did a second degree at 24 and honestly dating was way better. Was way less of a nervous autist. No girls actually care that you're a few years older.
>>62603205>>62603207>>62603212>>62603213>>62603235>>62603242>>62603261>>62603350imagine getting to smell the assholes of the girls in the OP...Surely there must be a smell??
>>62603357yes it smells like soap and sweat with hints of poop
>>62603365female poop?????
>>62603212That story is only good if you want to hook up with gay guys. If you want chicks you just gotta look rich and busy and let her fill in the blanks.
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>>62603205Went back to university to do law at 29, took 5 years part time while i worked. if you're fit, White and know how to talk to women there's at least one in each subject who will want to fuck you.
If you are able to get girls you can go to uni in your damn 30s and you will still easily get girls.Meanwhile if you are a typical overthinking autist you won't get girls regardless of your age.
>>62603593>know how to talk to womenwhats the biz secret to this one
>>62603205are you willing to financially support them and feign interest in their hobbies and likes?
