>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62603414
GUH
MIGRATE>>62604063>>62604063>>62604063MIGRATE
>getting dumped on after getting baited in by Monday's bullish order flow
Fuck all my stuff is giga dumping todayThis shit is not bussing lads
muh EIX doin a lil sumfin
>>62604067HE WAS FIRST NEIGHBOR
My heart goes out to all the Klarggers out there (I am now one of them, up already, and wishing I bought more).
>>62604067Delete yours tranime poster
>>62604067no
Klarna is 0% interest rates so why are they failing
Smiggy smiggy smiggy can’t you see
>>62604074i think we slurped too early.....
dammit this is what happens when we leave the old bread out there for too longalso PILL the only thing pumping today?
I am once again asking you to believe that I have total control over the Strait of Hormuz.
Buy the dip.This is just big players suppressing the market so they can buy more before they let it rip.
>>62604074Stock is down almost 66% since its IPO in September 2025
I'm slurpin'>>62604067Fucking retards stop baking early
May start fucking with pennies. Are any not fucking dilution machines? I missed HGRAF and am salty.
I think Israel is crashing klarna for offering interest free loans to the public
>>62604079What part of the three day rule do you not understand smigga?Do better next time on frog.
>>62604085IPOs do that, though.
>>62604082>also PILL the only thing pumping today?KMB pumping too bitch.
>>62604089>chink week>red like communism
What the shit is this, TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and trade the $SPY at the same 50 cent range all fucking day? I want some real volatility boss.
remember TMF fags, mainly from reddit? they have been accumulating for years only for it to keep "dipping" and now the "dip" just keeps accelerating
WHY WOULD MICHAEL BURRY DO THIS
>>62604092Jews offer each other interest free loans all the time. Same with muslims. It's only christians fucking over other christians (didn't happen in the past though).
Not selling.
>>62604093he had blue eyes, fix your shit
>>62604095Yeah, because the vast majority of the time it's using retail as exit liquidity
>>62604101I'm so glad I didn't buy when I shilled actually got DAMN
>>62604103Burry is still getting raped by NBIS
>>62604107But then it goes back upHave a time horizon longer than 1 month nigga
>>62604106He was also a genocidal maniac, and had a micro penis boss.
>entire market red and saas following semis for onceWew
Now imagine if you will that you bought a 3x daily leveraged farm. Just because your neighbor offers you a low price doesn’t mean you have to sell. You knew what the 3x daily leveraged farm was worth when you bought it.
>>62604114His cousin liked it so it couldn't have been that small.
>>62604114This is bait, once again from the worst /smg/ poster.
>>62603903LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
At what price do you buy the SOXL buttom?
>>62604106Forgive me
>>62604113But that's not true at all, 60% of IPOs are below their initial price 5 years later, Klarna has been nothing but straight down for almost a year, it will be no different to the 60% of IPOs
>>62604119the mere thought of a single bobo being happy anywhere even for one second makes me furious
Did he try to warned us?>>62597357
so what we trading today
>bought the topFuck me niggers
the choppy shitmarket continues
>>62604129I got two strategies for today. If the first one doesn't work, the second one won't work either boss.
>>62604124Yeah youre right, no company has ever made money before.Listen, it's not that big of a deal. It could go up or down. My position is very small anyway. I mostly bogle my shit into etfs and individual company stocks are just small bets to me.
>>62604130Thank you for your bussy
>>62604128No because he ended up being wrong about Monday>>62604136Theres no such thing as a bussy. Thats a man's asshole you're talking about.
>>62604096KMB always the right option.
OIL gang status?
>>62604074>beat all expectations basically>decides to lower 2026 guidance anywayCan someone explain? Why not just let the previous 2026 guidance ride and hope you’ll turn it around until next report? Only thing that changes if you fail is you get the massive dip next quarter instead. If it succeeds you get no dump.Would have been an amazing earnings report without the change in 2026 guidance.
>>62604131>Its a choppy market>Its volatile>Its an election yearCall it for what it is, you smiggers are now in a short bear market and won't see highs again until 2027. I will slurp post mid terms.I shall be leaving this foul board and continent to embark upon a sexpat safari across SEA. Good moro smiggers I shall see you all in the New Year, stay safe I love you all. <3
Shit's funny. Whenever semis and tech drop, fucking KO gains. This hedge thing works. Any other hedge stocks?
The SPX is just big money moving around in a circle between AI and everything else every other day.
>>62604135Why are you purposefully being a dense nigger? As I stated from the outset that not all IPOs are using retail as exit liquidity, just the majority of them, 60%, that's the cold hard facts, you're one of them and are salty, don't take your anger out on me because you're a baggot
>>62604140NOT SELLING
>>62604139>they keep getting more disgustingWe are on the right path.
>WARWARWARWARWAR>OILOILOILOIL'Not the problem desu.Just from a quick glance at "most popular" last night on fed, its regional banking and real estate again.(Regional banks have a lott o bonds)
>>62604149If my time horizon is longer than 5 years though... do you not see what i'm saying here?
>>62604146That money moves around between major players in a market doesn't invalidate the value of their businesses.
Stocks are going to 23/5 trading. But what about options? Could you handle 23/5 options trading?
Ok I listened to the shill telling me to buy this guy's bags. WYFI, TE, APLD, & BW. The markets going down another 30% now guaranteed
soxl..
The weak should fear the strong!
>>62604119>>62604125nononoonon
>>62604144WMT
>>62604067NO
>>62604160Ok and the sky is blue. Who cares
>>62604163Whoops no pic
>>62604138>Thats a man's asshole you're talking about.Gross!
>>62604157It doesn't change the stats, most IPOs have lower share prices 5 years in the future, 10 years in the future compared with their initial offering
>>62604163Oh nonononononoSmigga WTF is you doing???At least slurp GRRR to complete the loss pornfolio.
what did you do to lum you fuckign niggersyou were supposed to protect her smile
>>62604176Admittedly I dont care about fictiomal women
>>62604175I'm buying the bottom right anon? Pepehands
>>62604170What's YOUR point exactly? Why are you getting all dramatic about the S&P?>>62604176I put a baby in her womb so her smile could be genetically passed down to future generations.
>>62604144My RWL and SCHD are up, boss
"Trump not talking to iran" seems bullish
I keep buying SPY calls expiring the end of the month bros. I've lost like 30% so far from buying the dip. Please tell me everything will be ok
somebody is trying to crash oil
>>62604182Less talking more bombing.
>>62604180Cause I trade this shit retard. I care about number. Not your outdated thesis on fundamentals
>>62604074Was 15.42 good value play entry?
>>62604167>tapestry>AI slopmy eyes hurt
metabros... jk I sold yesterday
can i get a single profitable day in 0DTEs? i swear i lose like 10/10 times no matter what direction i pick
>>62604190Better than mine desu.And im hit with the 0,5% fee both ways on US stocks.Takes longer to be in the green for me.
>>62604185They've been trying to keep oil prices down for over a month now, but they've been having a harder time doing it over the past week or so.
>>62604192The sloppa will continue. The bubble must poomp.
>>62604140Wait, still not selling
>>62604198just print more oil JFC how hard is is this?
Where's the 10:30 scheduled dump I was promised boss?
>>62604187>oh no the economy is interconnected>telling me that's normal is an outdated thesisYou're the one giving a hilariously retarded reason to be bearish about a number that's still up 12% on the year. The fuck are you trading, loser-kun?
>>62604190It’ll be 17-18 tomorrow
>>62604186The second the bombing starts again, all the interceptorless gulf states get raped with ballistic missiles
>Nearly 75% of active fund managers failed to beat the S&P 500 over the last 12 months, per WSJis the game rigged?
>>62604195Why not just buy regular options? If you're wrong today, you could still be correct tomorrow. If you pick a far off expiration date, you don't really have to worry about decay.
>>62604198100% bessent right now doing shit
FICK FICK FIIICK MATHEMATIIIKFICK FICK FIIICKFICK SIE RICHTIG
>>62604215Maybe we should just bomb the ballistic missile sites before they can fire ze mizziles so to speak boss.
RAM prices expected to rise another 40-50% in Q3 2026, and then 30% more in Q4 as AI demand outpaces supplyThe memory shortages pushing consumer electronics prices higher are expected to worsen through the rest of this year and into 2027, with possible relief not arriving until 2028. While manufacturers and industry analysts largely attribute the spike to AI infrastructure demand, a new California lawsuit accuses the three companies that dominate DRAM and NAND production of conspiring to exploit those conditions and artificially inflate prices.https://www.techspot.com/news/112934-ram-prices-expected-rise-another-40-50-q3.html
>>62604218where's the fun in that?i just want to know why jews stalk my accounti can't even get a consolation win 1/10 of the timesthey just move things in the complete opposite direction, sometimes in ridiculous waysthis doesn't happen when i buy stocks
>>62604223Zionist scum
>>62604220Bond rates dumping. Stocks being sacrificed to save bonds and oil.
>>62604223So true budHowever they will just wheel out moreThey can make em wicked fast Plus the carrier supporting the ops is real tired and needs to go homeWill be a while before the fresh one arrives
>>62604227Don't you have some camel milk and urine you should be drinking faggot?
>>62604074>Slurped>Already upI won't hold it for too long though
>>62604140Reporting for duty
I'm booked til lunch. Do me a favor grab us a nachos when you come back
holy shit, no talks is actually bullish because there could be talks again, this is the mentality of this shitmarket
>>62604232>doesn’t even try to deny itThe absolute state
>>62604224>Oil prices expected to rise another 40-50% in Q3 2026, and then 30% more in Q4 as fuel demand outpaces supply>The oil shortages pushing consumer fuels prices higher are expected to worsen through the rest of this year and into 2027, with possible relief not arriving until 2028. While manufacturers and industry analysts largely attribute the spike to the geopolitical situation, a new California lawsuit accuses the three companies that dominate gasoline and diesel production of conspiring to exploit those conditions and artificially inflate prices.>https://www.oilspot.com/news/112934-oil-prices-expected-rise-another-40-50-q3.html
WHERE IS THE V??FUCKING KEVIN IS USELESS I WANT JEROME BACK
>>62604240There's nothing wrong with being a Zionist.
>>62604213The stock market isnt the economy. And I’ve been sellling SPX spreads and harvesting the crab recently.
now it's dumping again
>>62604236Why is his phone so dirty?
>>62604248because he had it shoved up his ass boss
>>62604247don't worry it will pump back up in 10 min
>>62604114Oh shit you're still alive
>>62604140not selling before 2030.
Those who listened to my MU & SNEED local top calls were saved and can benefit from the enormous ensuing dip. Those who didn't are dying by their own hand.We go much lower before we go much higher.
>>62604238Bloomberg said that Trump said "no" so we have to work with that, I guess.
The Measure of a Man
>>62604256Don’t let it go to your head smiggy. You made a good call. Now stay focused
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62604257>Meanwhile, OIL is down 1%
>>62604248Is that your account? Can you tell me your next move so I can invert it?
At least I'm not leveraged
Oil companies at an ATH again as the rest of the market dumps.>Courious is the trapmakers art.
What happened to SOXL again? Did the Chinese just gene splice a tree that grows semi conductors now?
>>62604271>”Exxon has more money than God”
>>62604266Trump giving up is actually good for oil production Stop kicking the hive and the hornets will go back inside
>>62604180>I put a baby in her wombthat was NOT the deal we madealso why did you had to brutalise her
>>62604245This.
>>62604275Post the John Rocker webm. How many years did he get for sperging on immigrants in a drunken rage?
>>62604275Wow that one even has poem anon in it
>>62604267All in USFR
>>62604190I don't know. I bought for 15.45.
How do we stop Michael Burry bros?
Uhhh I got assigned a project that was supposed to take all week. I found a way to get it done probably by lunch time.Do I tell my boss?
>Exxon’s Iran war boosted net income was $14 billion for the quarter with oil over $100. FCF was $18 billion. Really goes to show how fucking crazy it is that big tech prints $20+ billion net income quarters regularly.
I'm -11% on my gold minors and I'M NOT SELLING
>>62604190I just bought at like 15.80It’ll probably shit the bed but maybe I will average down
I actually broke even on my Kioxia bag yesterday. Could've sold for a modest profit. But I didn't. Even though I fucking knew it would shit the bed today. Why am I like this?
>>62604287I will probably lost more because of currency
>>62604275You don't have Truth Social Premium yet?Trump shitposted about his friendship with best Korea. This caused worst Korean gamblers to dump their own market and SOXL.
C'mon $SPY just fall another $10 real fast for me boss.
>>62604292They do it by passing money around to each other
>>62604289>SWEAT PLEDGE COMMANDMENT #7>Distinguish Yourself Show up early. Stay late. Volunteer for every tough task.Of course, that means you can do more work.
Who do you lift I mean trade for?
>>62604300Why's he calling American libs commies when hes butt buddies with a literal commie, boss?
>>62604289Take your time and do more research. You may be missing something.
is economy over?
>considered going short on marvell before close yday>didnt do it:(
Up 1% for today
>>62604306Because he is the boss and he gets to decide who is a commie, and can change his mind as often he wants.
how do we feel about SGOV? I guess it'd be an emergency fund/dry powder
>>62604306American libs are more dangerous to our country than little Rocket Man boss.
>>62604289Review and Revise. There's always one more thing you can improve. Take the full amount of time to refine it.
kevinplease
>>62604300>Trump talks about N. Korea>semis get obliteratedwhy? besto korea isnt even in the semi bussiness and its not like US and besto korea being friends means anything outside of politics? Are south koreans and the american market just incredibly retarded?what are the real implications if im missing anything and IM the retarded one?
Well fuck it going to sleep
>down 8%
>mfw margin called
>>62604331Best Korea taking over the rest of the peninsula would be bad for semi production to say the leastIs that realistic? Almost definitely not. But people have good imaginations.
bros the V
>better go tell /smg/ about my trades
>future nows
Uh Klarna Sisters?
>>62604289Break your finished project up into deliverables and hold meetings with anyone doing something remotely related to it and then send the minutes with the finished deliverable to your manager the next day.He will probably ask you to do something retarded to revise it but you will make more work for everyone and everyone will think you're proactive and communicative for organizing a couple of teams calls and taking minutes
>>62604338Just don't answer the phone. It's that simple.
Tech being down this much but not the SPX is like delusional
When does the crash happen?
>>62604352This is the way. Instead of doing more work, increase the visibility of what you are doing.
Haha all you leveraged faggots are getting raped
I sold my SOXL yesterday slightly down from the peak expecting a bit of a pullback, but not a 20% one. Now we're getting back into full-port in territory. What's driving it down? When will it stop?
>>62604360Hopefully before these 0DTEs expire at 4pm boss.
>>62604360if you're 100% in 3x and 5x funds? right now lolif you're not a degenerate gambler? we're good
>>62604360Once the banks start calling in some of this corporate debt and/or interest rate spikes. Until that point, they can just pretend money is free.
Damn INTCels are getting pounded
>>62604346Boy I hope the socialist backlash magatards created isn't even worse. :o)
>>62604365Imagine if you had full ported into SOXS before open tho
>>62604366>What's driving it down? When will it stop?last night Yahoo finance had a front page, main slot article warning of a global bond rout and historically high jpy yields
>>62604360Once the ai price wars heat up and data centers get visibly canceled
>>62604289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xRqXYsksFgNever, EVER tell your boss how much time it actually took you.Get your shit together, get it prepared, then take a rest for a few days.
OH baby Its dumpimg again sweet sweet slurping.I love Bear Markets.
I told you to short everything at yesterdays openDid you listen?>save this interview
Gold is taking it in the bussy
>BYND of all things is actually holding up fairly well todaykek
Alright Klarnaniggas, I too got in at 15,52.If we all try to catch the knife then it cannot continue to fall.
>>62604391smart money is accumulating for the AI meat pivot.
>>62604359SPX is pumping for tomorrow then will gigadump on the 20th, why can't you niggers understand
>>62604396I don't understand what you mean by SPX is pumping. I am looking at this chart on $SPY and it's down like $5 so far. We're going to be down like fifteen buckers by the end of the day boss.
So where's all the money going? I see the military-industrial complex and integrated oil majors in the green. Anything else?
>>62604400Some Bonds because yields are going upSome BTC because “muh hedge against hyperinflation”Mostly paying off debt and unwinding leverageC’est fin
>all of my shit is taking a beating>INTCel down 7+%what did Trump say this time?
back from the beach. i fell asleep there -_-'just bought 300 soxl @ 123.07
>>62604395You joke, but I can see it +200% if they say they're engineering new fake meat with AI.
>>62604394Thats the spirit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE
One, two, three, fourLemme hear you scream if you want some moreLike ahhh push it push itWatch me work itI’m perfect
>>62604404BTC will dump below $50k in a month. That's when I'm going to buy MSTR.
>>62604408Sell it before it's too late.I wish I had bought more SOXS
Back to the doompa? Went on a 5-day hike, guess I never should´ve even come back.
>>62604416Agreed, I’m shorting MSTR until then
>>62604386I sold covered calls and I'm printing money. I'm going to be selling puts next, maybe by next Monday.
>>62604419Are you a time traveler?
>>62604424>I'm going to be selling puts next, maybe by next MondayInteresting. Explain why
>Pentagon Weighing Smaller US Military Presence In Gulf Once Iran War Ends – @washingtonposthaha we're leaving cause we want to. We just want to, no other reason.
We are only down 1.3% from ATH on the SPX why is everybody going mad?
>>62604419>it's true, he said it
>Coffee is up 3.4%Coffee zone anon?
Why is the stock market upside down today?
>>62604417i bought 100 more @ 124.84 because i don't like your tone
Well... at least these new bags are a nice pink colour I suppose.
>>62604438I can't believe it dipped after rallying to ATH
>>62604386I was already Bearish but you helped.see >>62604128
>>62604431We're only down 1.3% so far boss.
>bought the high again yesterdaySilly me for thinking we could get 3 days of line go up in Trump's economy.The only thing saving my portfolio is that I am a long term investor.
>>62604427Selling puts on gold miners and nuclear tech companies. I think the low is in on both already. Some think it gold could dump to $3700 in September. If it does, I'll just roll my puts out a couple of months and double down on more at a lower strike.
>>62604431bears won
>>62604439I didn't try to be mean.But suit yourself NOT MY PROBLEMjk
>>62604443Based interview saver
>>62604447you're no investor. Nobody is. The only reason you put your money into the SPX is because you are like 90%sure it will go up. If you were an investor you'd put your money into other markets too. But those other markets are not getting propped up like the US one. This is just a bank account.
>>62604447>he thinks we are ever having low volatility ever againwe won't, simple as. this is the modern world, where eveything moves faster. faster moves,feints within feints and algorithmic trading bots means split second moves will always happen, and with the concentration of power into larger players becoming a main factor, those agile big players will cause ripples constantly.
>>62604456The real place to make some bank is building new luxury settlements in Gaza City for the new settlers we're going to be moving in boss.
>>62604072>EIX doin a lil sumfintime to buy was after the LA wildfire dump. Utilities are always given special treatment.
my lithium stock is drying up. How to fix?
>>62604466If Iran doesn't destroy them every 1-2 months with their Fattahs boss
STOP SELLING
>>62604474leverage
I'm not gonna look at my portfolio today :)I'm in SOXL and levered up on SPCX :)I'll see you guys tomorrow :)))))
>>62604476By the time Trump is done with Iran they will become our second greatest Ally in the Middle East boss.
>20 and 30 year tips are inching towards 3.1%
>>62604481spcx is doing pretty good despite teh massacreif only i just kept trying to trade that instead of switching to MEMORY
>>62604481>getting margin called because of SPCX
its over for me
>>62604493DON'T DO IT ANON
I was told that SPY computer only goes up. What major world catastrophe did just happen that made it drop 1%?
Good thing I only bet half my cash on SOXL puts. This too shall pass. Cash gang until further notice. >>62604300Truth Social isn’t available in Best Macedonia (even though we all support Trump) yet. I have to get my TS posts from you guys and half of them have been altered. >>62604294What I’d do for her with that shower head. >>62604281I remember that, max keks. He took himself of his SSRI’s at the time and it caught up with him. When he launched his 2Scoops effigy off the stairs I lost it. Sadly I don’t have the clips.
>>62604394I've registered a Karna account too.Fail back plan is the buy now pay latter life and the cashback maxing.
>>62604497Bonds.
>>62604483In 2 weeks
>>62604296I broke even too and sold half. Thought if it went up more it would.make me profit, if it went down it would.be easier to get my average down. Do you have room to average down or are you at the stock limit
Fuck we just bottomed didn't we boss?
>>62604484that's nothing i'm gonna inch you to 7.5''
>I bought McDonalds stock yesterday
>>62604508I just bottomed out boss
>-$4,055.80 (-0.52%) today's lossGetting tired of all this winning
>>62604394>>62604500My boomer father died recently and when we checked his computer a few weeks after informing the banks to cancel his cards he had a ton of seething emails from klarna about how they’d stopped receiving his payments (typical brain fried boomer he was buying Chinese gadgets from Alibaba he’d seen TikTok ads for on credit). He owed them thousands but they have no way of recouping that money because that type of credit isn’t secured against the estate in the UK. Puts
>>62604490it's not that bad yet well, I hope it isn't I haven't checked :)
>>62604484This shot was actually pretty funny while it was active Too bad it cost openai a gazillion dollars to run(They still aren't profitable boss)
in 2024, elon was offering 26/hr+51 hours of overtime+10 bucks for living experiences or some shit all these jobs are paying so bad now it's like they don't even really want to win.
the capitulation phase has started
>>62604456>Nobody is.What do you mean? There are millions of people who invest in all world or developed world ETFs. Those ETFs literally cover every investable market by market cap. Not our problem that the US has been massively outperforming the emerging markets over the last several years.
>>62604508Started as a bottom now I'm queer
>>62604488I'm gonna stay levered up until atleast a 3x I believe in ELON MUSK
>>62604516But Trump said golden ageRight before he sold the top
>>62604507No dry powder to average down sadly. I am quite comfortable holding the bag because I think it will go back up, and my average is only like $37.80 so it's not like I bought the tippy-top.
>>62604522what job is this? cable layer? landscaper?
>>62604488>memory makes like 100 billion a year>spcx is literally -1 billion a year>spcx is fairly priced!>memory is overpriced!Is there a point to even saying it>bondsBonds have been up for months, years evenSeems like bonds only matter when..... someone wants them to matter
Klarnabros I have a plan.We go into heavy Klarna debt and pump the Klarna stock to the moon. When they come to collect we tell them it will dump because we'd all be selling at the same time.If NVDA jacket man can do circular financing then why can't we?
>>62604532I think it goes up soon but I'm hoping it goes back to 30 to top up. Most volatile shit I've ever been in
ON ANOTHER EPISODE OF "I was one day from breaking even" THE MARKET DECIDES TO SHIT ON ME
>>62604542You're not a loser until you say you are.
>>62604542The smiggyphus must imagine himself profitable
>>62604542
>>62604540Is this real boss?
>>62604540This could work. Go into Klarna debt, and set up a trust that buys ABCDS (Asset-backed credit default swaps) for the other side of the trade. Then just ignore the debt collector's phone calls.
I'll buy two (2) MUs if it falls below 900
My numbers are going back up!
DAVID AXIOS SAVE THE MARKET
Bought some GGLL, might get some September calls too
I'm at levels not seen since uh... last Thursday I think
>>62604549Have you ever played fallout new Vegas? I read everything you say in Rauls voice
>>62604540kek
is reddit a good stock?
>>62604567kek I literally started a new character last saturday and that dude is great.
>>62604567No, I have never played that shit, but I did play Oblivion when it came out like 20 years ago boss.
>>62604508I just bottomed out in you while you were bottoming xD
I like how all the action happened in the overnight market.
>>62604519So what you're saying is, you should leverage your oldest family members to open Klarna accounts, buy shit off Alibaba with it, but gift it to you.When they die after a few years, you'll have made thousands in tools/equipment and none of that debt is transferable or collectable.
>>62604572It's over for baggies.
>>62604516I'm at -59k today right now.
SOXL tore me a new asshole
>>62604583based winnering even harder chad
who is taking my money
>>62604578yeah, it's now just crabbing and basically at the level of the open. It's just gay
>>62604536memory companies should just buy a few rockets and detonate them, maybe that'll get the investors excited
KekThe answer really is to either cut your losses early OR average down after it's down by a lot, huh.
yesterday was a bull trap hopium
Ally now has 4% 1yr CDs
>>62604508>bottomedI read that means a guy takes dicks up his asshole
https://www.thekitchn.com/most-popular-soda-brand-in-every-state-23839051?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-usSODAS
>>62604570In my view it doesn't deliver from a fundamentals standpoint and is kept alive only as the honeypot that Ghislaine Maxwell envisioned it to be.They sold all of their years-long archive of data for AI scraping already so that's priced in, """new""" content is just bots and reposts, and they are forcing account creation now so randoms won't keep scrolling to view ads and generate revenue.It entered the S&P500 meaning it will be getting propped up by institutions forced to buy it, but that's about it.
Ok im going back to gooning and gaming.I think that was enough slurping from me today.Call me if something happens.
>>62604600don't forget tax and tipping your agent anon!
>>62604597>half our ram modules failed>here's why that's actually bullish
>>62604553I'll buy 5 MUs at 901 just so you don't get yours at 900
>>62604605>if something happensThen don't expect a call. Nothing ever happens.
>>62604602
Half-ported back into SOXL, if it dips more, I'll slurp more.
>>62604602>KO up 2% and PEP up 1.3%
>Fidelity crashed on meThats a first.
>>62604618I wish I had money to slurp with
Everyone on reddit is saying SPY might hit 760 today. How is that possible?
Sorry for everything being red guysI bought 6k worth of the SPY 1 minute before close yesterday forgot my bad luck wouldn’t take effect till today
Folks, Donald Trump is the President dammit.
lmao these weird moves on Oil, bussy
>>62604624I sold yesterday.
>>62604625It won't she already bottomed boss.
>>62604621ATP has been acting like an absolute donut for me for the past few weeks, and it even lags when I'm pulling up trading windows/typing prices at times. It's not a rig or memory issue (no pun intended as I'm balls deep in SNXX), so idk what's the deal.
>>62604625>EVERYONE on reddit
>>62604628>my asshole is bleedingyeah I noticed>>62604634figured it was just panicked people refreshing constantly
>>62604625Only possible due to the weight distribution of the S&P 500 index. Most of the top companies (tech and AI) getting hit hard.
>>62604484babe i'm sorry i'm really desperate for your attentionbonds are currently trading up i dunno why semis are having such a big tantrum it's definitely overdone
>>62604215What if we just drove some smaller ships along Irans shoreline that have large machine guns they also have heat detectors, you just detect the heat then start firing everywhere? Not sure if that is stupid.
>>62604625>reddit
My AMD drivers crashed 2 times today already. Is this piece of shit tied to the stock going down? I paid them for a goddamn 9070 XT and this is how they treat me, unbelievable.
here it comes
>>62604644SOXL is going to 95 dollars again and I'll buy it this time
They lend money. To who?
>>62604651Remember remember the 11th of September
>>62604654i'm not using your pedobait
i just convinced myself to buy 150 more soxl @ 126.12
>>62604654no nigga
>>62604599this is actually a bear trap inside a bull trap
>>62604648Radar guided anti air cannons are good against drones and cruise missiles but useless against ballistic missiles. Heat seeking guidance for aa guns is an interesting idea but still would only work on the slower threats. I don't think that exists though and thats probably for a reason.
