'Killing your becauae of money is such a jewish reason' editionPrevious >>62604063Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured ticker of the threadSIX:BANB
>>62605336
>Down over $6kThis escalator up, elevator down behavior is really pissing me off.Why couldn't I have gone all in back in March, sold in June, and stayed cash since? The smallest of changes and I'd be up so much. Well at least I'm not all in cause it sure feels like a repeat of 2022. Seriously fucking semis just undo 4 days in a single day???
I'm holdin' these bags to the grave if I need to.
I can't escape the feeling that I'm doing this investing shit all wrong
>AI phone architect (2 hours a week, 25/hr)>must somehow be an swe who has lead teams but also be desperate enough to do this job>remoteSo that's it then/biz/ has ruined my lifethe job market sucksA haikuThe end.
-2% tomorrow
>>62605350>why don’t I have a Time Machine bizraeli post number 6385827
>>62605351The realest smigger I ever met
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62605350The "almost in profit but then it dumps again" is what really makes it fun :)
>>62605336>>Featured ticker of the thread>SIX:BANBWho fucked with the OP?Goddamit I didn't notice it or would have removed it
I'm sick to my stomach
>>62605354down more than that today so only that little would be great.
>>62605358Bobos won, for now
I timed the bottom of KLAR with only a 2% deviance. We can only go up from here my nigs, happy days.
>>62605358down like 4% but i levered my account up on soxl at the bottom and got the close i wanted that leaves me feeling relieved
>>62605358-8.36%
>>62605358not good!Today: -1.70%This Week: -2.39%This Month: +5.84%This Year: +31.11%From Peak: -2.64%12 Months: +17.87%
>>62605358+2.5%Sold a shit load of 5% IC's that collapsed like an hour later lol. Sold for $18 per and bought back at $1
>>62605358+4.32%
>>62605351>let the market close it for me>>62605355He probably put a little back in march due to this thread rotting his brain and convincing him a crash was imminent, but not enough then Newton'd the fuck up, but luckily past experiences taught him to not go all in or panic sell the lows
>>62605358I have forgotten everything about the stock market and money
How's my crash proof portfolio
>>62605358-2.25%
>>62605358-1.31 poocent
>>62605351Why? Because they have no choice but to make the stock market crab for decades just so you don't win and thus everyone else fails to win on stocks because of you?
>>62605358-0.6%
>>62605358was +0.75% but rugged to +0.1% into close. probably bought too much shit today
>>62605336DING DING DING, how did you do? I know us NLST chads did great like we do EVERY single day, GODDAMN it feels good to hold Netlist knowing it's Micron, Samsung and Hynix funneling their money to us causing this insane daily POOOMP
>>62605358-0.18%
>>62605380Dangerously based
>>62605350Not undo. After kospi gets done running train on your portfolio you will be down much more than before
OK guys, it was fun while it lasted, but it's time to resume normal programming and start pumping again.
>>62605358-2.55%we WILL recover tomorrow
>>62605358WONT LOOK YOU CANT MAKE ME!
>>62605331I'm trans and most of my friends are Iraqi/Iranian/Turkish men. It is quite eye opening honestly.
ADBE VALUE FUCKING GODS
>>62605358-9.84%familiar sight
>>62605358>downs 1.26%>jdimsa
>>62605378Kek. At least if a crash happens I'll still have more than I did in April 2025. I will fucking buy the fuck out of a steep enough dump. It's one thing to go all in on April 2025 tier prices, it's another to go late July 2026 pico bottom prices. No way was I gonna go all in on that dump. Though in retrospect it would've made a great bounce provided I all in'd and sold the pump rather than hold. I'd have made so much back. But there was no guarantee that it couldn't have kept dropping more. I can justfiy going all in on SOXL $10 and holding even if it drops to $8.50. I cannot justify going all in on SOXL $100 since the underlying is still really high with plenty of room to fall.
>>62605383Yes. You are locked in here with me.
>>62605358+0.2% but that was two hours ago. I made a buy and haven't looked since
KLAR bros, what happened? it was supposed to go up?
>>62605358-2.2%
>>62605358+0.28%. mostly in cash
HOW YA FEELIN INDEXIES????
>>62605358+2.23%
>>62605414not bueno. stop being mean.
>>62605358Not bad
Wait you guys weren't actually in KLAR were you?
>>62605418Some negro bought 10k of calls yesterday
>>62605392oh based I forgot about them and their pussy hands selling -10% after every little -2% day in americaAnd then blaming americans for them beign gamblers AND pussies
>>62605418I bought today and lost 2%. Win some lose some
>>62605358-1.43% and I blame Michael Burry
>>62605421I refuse to believe it. What the fuck was the thesis?
>>62605418Yes
>>62605409
Answer is rope btw
Is it just me or will KOSPI somehow end green tonight?
>>62605418Got in at 15,17 and betting on the rebound now.
>>62605421That's the beauty of NLST, OTC so there's no Options shenanigans going on there, it's good ol natural growth!
>>62605418Please be kind to Klarnanon, the rope is surely being delivered as we speak
>>62605418I got in after the dip. 15.5 average or something like that. Not too heavy of a bag, just a modest 2% of my port.
>>62605430I could see it
Damn Klarna was so close to triggering another buy.I am now a Klarna bagie i need to dump this shit fast now.
>>62605439There's no way that KOSPI should be ending green, thus it likely will. While it may not make much sense, it just is how it tend to work out.
What the fuck was the thesis? I've been gone for like a month. I am choosing to believe that a lot of you sold the bottom on GRRR and went into KLAR, getting the same vibe
>>62605447Thesis? We gamble here.
>stilllosingmoneyGODS
>>62605445>They still haven't fixed "lucro neto"
Salvaged 25% of my 0DTE puts that were going to 0 thanks to the spooky dump in the last 5 min. Thanks Israel. I owe you one.
>>62605447What in the actual fuck is Gorilla Technologies?
>>62605446We abandoned sense long ago>>62605447If there was one it was something like The consoomer needs to consoom so they must be using klarna
>he thinks this is peak bubble>kalshi sports betting ETFs haven’t even launched yet
>>62605447The stock goblin told me to do it.
>>62605430it's definitely just you
>>62605460Put your money where your mouth is
>>62605434Wonder if he bought it with Klarna lel.
>>62605456>>62605446>I'm betting on people being fucking retardedbased
>>62605430circuit breakers by 10pm, wait until next peace deal
>>62605461It is. In cash and dividends.
How was your day dipslurpers? Did your cult stocks do well? Babbies are about to get rekt....enjoy!
Iranians are pretty cool. Aside from liking trannies I recently found out that they're big into opiates. So much for hardline Islam lol. Apparently the problem is so bad (20% addicted) that I wondered why the CIA hasn't thought of flooding the country with fentanyl?
>>62605353You can make $200-$100 a day during doordash for 5-7 hours...
it's actually annoying it didn't dump here.
>>62605475>You can make (big number) to (small number) doing gig work and competing with indiansThank you saar
>>62605475>...>200-100>1pbtidFuck off reddit jeet.
>>62605447/biz/ is a full nigger. All morons here itt are being lured into death traps it's hilarious. Theyre in SOXL SOXS gambling their money away. The rest is in the 'sneed disk' cult (buckbroken for 20+ years because of 1 pump). Or they got coralled into ... klarna somehow kek. Fucking kekworthy. I monitor this thread to know which things are topping and what to definitely avoid
>>62605461
>>62605358-1.58%
>>62605472>Apparently the problem is so bad (20% addicted) that I wondered why the CIA hasn't thought of flooding the country with fentanyl?Anon, the US acquired Afghanistan opiate production in the early 2000s. Who do you think made them addicted in the first place? The CIA is exceptional at multi-year plans to undermine entire populations
I lightened up today because I think we’re finna bounce yall. Bobo confidence has reached a critical level.
>>62605475>not included: car repair costs and gas
>>62605488get a Nissan leaf for <$10k only repairs is tires. steal the electricity.
>>62605486One error in this image, the character should be bagholding
>>62605494steal the nissan
>>62605497Just steal the Doordasher's credit card and use it after he ends his shift.
>>62605358-0.71%I am optimistic for a huge WMT rally on Thursday
>>62605475>driving in YOUR cuckbox to be an even bigger wagie just for minimum wageHave fun delivering in the hood and not getting tipped regularly
I bought some Klarna CSPs before close. Is the ropeman coming?
>>62605497there are also free charging stations
>>62605358I bogled
>>62605494>being seen in a Nissan Leaf
I've heard Hondas are easy to maintain and are reliablyBut because so many asians and gearheads like to race in them, the insurance premiums are very high
>>62605507How do you call a Canadian in a Nissan Leaf?
>>62605509Oh fuck is that why my shits so high?
>>62605509Arabs drive Toyotas because they just don't break down in the desert. Including militias that mount guns in the backs of their pickups.
>>62605513Also because of all the thirdies with no insurance driving around.
Still green on MU. Didn't slurp.
>>62605509Hondas are goated and it’s all I’ve bought for 15 years now.
>>62605519There really is no winning, huh
What is the point in having a seven-figure portfolio and driving a fucking Honda?
>>62605523No, because all the insurers are effectively tied together. No matter what company you use, it's all one shit pile.
>>62605507yeah they're ugly but at some point economics wins and they're that point
>>62605526I never understood the "cars are so le cool I want a fast one" meme they're just toasters that take you from point A to B why not get a cheap reliable one
>>62605526How else are you going to get 8 figures?
>>62605526You wouldn’t get it…
>>62605526Honda's are good and prestigious.I guess you see it as a problem because it's not new enough?
>>62605509Honda is second only to Toyota. Very reliable vehicles.
>>62605526Did you even see that one movie about gambling with Mark Wahlberg John Goodman?
>>62605509Yep. Super comfy. My only complaint is my a/c is iffy but I also bought the first year American model of the HR-V. All of the newest ones look sleek. Would love to get a CR-V.
>both salesforce (software) and sndk (hardware) dumped at eodOh coolLet's just have a fucking crash. Take everything down. If you're gonna be like that.
>>62605526
>>62605532You reckon that negro fella knew who he was handing that burger to?
>>62605358I lost everything on Klarna. I hate God.
>>62605541This post feels like the opposite of "How much could bananas cost? Like $10?"
>>62605530i used to think the same way babe
are you guys just memeing for the lulz or did you really get burnt today
>>62605530because 500hp makes the trip funner.
>>62605558Yeah bro I'm down thousands of dollars
>>62605554It's the lesser known "how couldn't people know how it would feel if they didn't have breakfast" effect.
>>62605556>>62605560Y'all reckless
>>62605558I'm down but I sure as shit didn't buy Klarna.
I've done terrible this year. Bad decisions, poor timing, impulsiveness.
>>62605564wouldve been safer if you had taken the picture -_-'
I want someone to explain how they thought Klarna would succeed. Recently all I see is stories of people borrowing off Klarna and not paying it back. Why did you think this shit would go up
>>62605558The last second rug on KMB literally made me fill my diap. Shit day. Going to have to put on a fresh pair, and thinks we're looking so good too.
>>626051633x oil etfs my nigga
>>62605358+2.3% thanks to my SOXL calls!
>>62605570its the tuition for learning the market smigga, if you learned from your mistakes then its a good thingdid you learn?
>>62605558Today was a good day. I remember these prices
>>62605362Aw shit, ADI is probably going to tank me tomorrow, isn't it?
>>62605570makes two of us
>>62605556>Toyota but this time with heated seats and maybe a v8 sometimes.Honestly the only "luxury" brand I'd ever consider buying.
>>62605577It's like a business loan. If you're a business that needs a loan, your books aren't in order and you are very unlikely to repay.Same with consumer loans, which are even less disciplined. People are impulsive and greedy. They generally lack foresight and the ability to plan (and follow it!) long term.When you offer subprime loans you're opening the doors to people who already have shit credit and are unlikely to repay you to begin with. I never trusted the business model.Also, fun fact, because Klarna is not a lender (they open loans on your behalf), it affects your credit rating; and fully repaying a loan closes the "account" on that bank loan. Closing accounts is very BAD for your credit rating.
my covered calls on EIX are now ITM.
>>62605358-8%
>>62605594This is the best feeling mayhaps.. happened to me for the first time a couple weeks ago on pltr
>>62605558I'm went down like 50k today so yeah.
>>62605593Swedes were always called the jews of the norddicks
>>62605597I remember trying to trade it at $8-20 and missed outI bought it like 3 weeks ago and it's already up 30%
>>62605592it's not bad but i'm getting a faster car. will say though that i drove across the country and only got passed 3 times, 2 mercedes that were legitimately faster (one was a sprinter van -_-) and one bmw who was just a better driver than me and took a risk i wouldn't take
hmm what do we call tomorrowBlack Wednesday?Bloody Wednesday? Black bloody Wednesday? What sounds better, help me out follow bobos.
>>62605561>>62605566>>62605579>>62605598hang in there>>62605589how many smiggers are there by now? gotta smig em all!
>>62605604nigger wednesday
>>62605604Bloody negro Wednesday
>>62605604DEEP THROAT LOSE YOUR SHIRT NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62605604Another green day for NetlistmarinesOorah!
>>62605604>what do we call tomorrowThe first day of the rest of your life
>Wait you guys weren't actually in KLAR were you?
>>62605614I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
>missed out on PILLwhy even live
I see... crabs... red sand desert... Klarna going up enough so I can leave with no loss...
this can't be good, right?
>>62605577Please stop you guys are killing me.I jist bought in to swing i dont care for this Klarna shit. Till today i hadnt even heard about it Kek
>>62605620No worries at all. Instead of bonds, money is going to flow somewhere else.iirc, high borrowing costs means money is going to be parked into safer things like USDJPY carry trades for loans, which is funnelled into bluechips.
>>62605570same, id have been better off going cash in december 2025
>>62605530Gay nigger faggot
>>62605603So you're one of those douchebags who speeds up every time someone tries to pass and makes driving into a pissing contest. I loathe people like you.
>>62605625Niggers are the ones buying dumb ass cars
>>62605627This lol
>>62605627And women
>>62605623Should I buy bonds when the rates are high if I'm willing to hold for 10+ years?
>>62605620is this why it dumped? <_< might be time to go back to my old strategy of panick selling and panick fomo. it worked better than holding did when holding meant holding at high prices with high risk
>>62605624
>>62605621Don't let the realists bring you down anon. Logic doesn't matter in this clown market. Fundamentalfags lose every day so you have a more than decent chance of a rebound. Wouldn't be on the company on the long term however.
>>62605631>10 yearsnigger I bought VGLT at the 52 week low and I'll sell it September 1st 0.0000001 milliseconds after the divvy hits probably
>>62605623>>62605593Niggers don't care about their credit score. Klarna is a way for niggers to get money to buy new Jordan's and never pay it back.
>>6260563110 years ago was 2016 and they're speedrunning the US collapse so I would never risk it. The gig is up before 2031
>>62605570The only thing I've learnt is to average in to lower the price and hold, did far too much loss taking
>>62605634Ty for the kind words fellow baggie.
>>62605626if you can't afford premium gas you don't belong in the left lane cletus. and your pickup truck tops out at 85 you are never passing me
>>62605645We'll release these bags before long my friend. I'm not even aiming high or anything, planning on getting out around +10%
Didn't someone of you go all in on SOXL yesterday? Kekaroo
>>62605648Ngl I'll slurp at 113
I'm blocking the right lane with my 2008 Mercedes. If I burn more than 5,5l/100kmh I failed.
>>62605646if you drive a white bmw with the vanity plate "chemist" though, touche, but i was behind that minivan and i wasn't gonna shoot that gap
>>62605656you are supposed to have your high beams on always to assert dominance
>>62605655going to double digits soon
>>62605659Based if true. But I feel like bears are getting too cocky rn
>>62605485>The CIA is exceptional at multi-year plans to undermine entire populationswhat is the end goal in the 70-year-long ongoing operation to completely undermine the US population
>>62605666>populations>what is the end goal in the 70-year-long ongoing operation to completely undermine the US populationBetter food.
>>62605666replace goyim with robots. mass sterilization or voluntary. seems voluntary nowadays most men cannot have sexxoo and most women are on 50 pills that make them infertile and bipolar
>>62605648Yes, and they laughed at me for buying soxs
>>62605526i make about $140k per year, 401k+ira is about 240k, about $200k in crypto at current prices, house 70% paid off, i drive a 2010 rav4 with 185k miles on it
>>62605672El goblino des los estados unidos...
STLA is five dollars.
>>62605666replace the white population with a caste of subhuman slave mongrels that are incapable or revolution
>>62605679based. household like 300k here and I drive a Honda CRV
@62605656you already failed
>>62605627>>62605629Why would niggers or women know what the good cars to get are? Lmao lol
>>62605388Uh uh just in:https://www.cafc.uscourts.gov/opinions-orders/24-2203.ORDER.8-17-2026_2740281.pdfLooks like Samsung has to pay us even more, 303$ million kaching!!We NLSTchads literally cant stop winning. Looks like we get another wave of green until its Microns time to pay up the half billion they owe + willfull infringement treble + interests
>>62605526Honda's are reliable. Only new money rich fags go out and buy porsches and lambos and faggy supreme shit.>>62605352You gotta do schizo shit like buying SPAC rights. Buy OCACr and then do nothing for 6-12 months for that 10-30x bagger. If you do pleb shit you get pleb returns. OCACr are SPAC rights that convert 1:1 post spac merge, so if any piece of shit deal gets signed you make money unless the SPAC crahses 97% on day 1 which has never happend.
I drive a nissan versa and I'm poor
>>62605712I drive a (used) Hyundai Ioniq 5 and I am in the top 10% for the US and top 5% for old millennials
I just ate a whole pizza, now I will probably skip the gym and wallow in depression.
>>62605714BasedI like how those look
>>62605716no, dont skip the gym anon. the jews want you weak in mind and body. every day you skip the gym you are giving away money for free
>>62605388>did greatIt was like 6.58 the other day. Just when did you buy in?
I do not own a car (900k net worth).
>>62605722In the low decimals (:
>>62605716>wallow in depressionyour go-to tv or anime?
bill kospi will save us
>>62605604
>i travel by hitchhiking and live in a concrete tube and eat grasshopperswhy does /biz/ flex like this?
>>62605716Eating gives you depression? How? Losing money, now that gives me a foul mood, enough losses and depression.>>62605711I looked into this, I don't think most do a 1:1 conversion. And iirc I almost got duped into thinking one I found was 1:1 rather than something else. Still not sure how this will work but if it as you say then I'll probably have to move more money over. I just can't shake this feeling that there is something important we're overlooking with these. Question for ya, just how far are you willing to select these in terms of price and quantity of rights needed? Ie a 1:1 for 0.50 seems like a good deal, what about a 10:1, is 0.10 too much? What criteria do you use for picking these and are you super diversified or are there not a lot to pick from?
>>62605726Youtube videos with whatever the algo recommends
>>62605731Who the fuck are you quoting?
How's that working for you? Being an options gambler.
>>62605725What? The chart says that was months ago, when did you start shilling this?>inb4 $5+
62605724 probably can't even drive
>>62605731umyour thought bubble just popped
KEK thats what you get for investing in objectively evil companies, Klarna kikes
>>62605714It's actually insane how much money you can save just by having a cheap car and having hobbies that are fun AND free.
the KLAR play was just contrarian nonsense. its trash so of course anon is gonna buy the dip and swing a profit. similar to OWL. at a certain point you're just buying trash to gamble.
>>62605737>tfw Fight Club came out 27 years ago>tfw 2027 is only 135 days away
>>62605738For years just never this frequently im just sperging out over finally making it
this is not a buy the dip market
Klarna made $0.01 eps this quarter... That's a whole $0.04 on a yearly basis
>>62605749are you having fun yet?
>>62605732OCACr is 1:1 for sure. The thing is with 1:1 conversion SPAC's is they have more dilution after the merger so a likely larger sell off.Most SPAC's are in the range of 4:1 - 10:1There's about 100 or so SPAC's currently trading that have rights, about 20 or so already have deals in place. ALIS / ALISR being one of those, the rights went from $.10 to $1.00 and currently trade at about .60.I have a giant list, I keep track of the implied cost, ceo and their previous spac history, spac size, sector, whether they are targeting foreign or us based targets, conversion ratios of the rights, how many rights were issued per unit.I haven't done too much with rights yet but I did make 6 figures off spac warrants in 2020 so I'm not new to this space. I have a large basket of the Rights so if a few go to $0 it's not a big deal but looking at the success rates of SPAC's that are finding deals and merging versus liquidating and the numbers are very promising. For your other question 10:1 at .10 is likely better since it'll have less post merge dilution. So if a 1:1 spac issues 1 right for every unit and then every right converts 1:1 into a share post merge, then 5 million units for instance would lead to 5 million shares from the unit splits + 5 million shares made from rightsA similar spac that did 5 million units that issued 1 right per unit and each right converts 10:1 would have 5 million shares from the units splitting and then only 500,000 additional shares made from 5 million rights converting to 500,000 shares. For my weighting in terms of what Im looking at it's tech and high growth stuff takes priority, US based stuff preferred with foreign stuff needing to be significantly cheaper.
>>62605759He’s gonna take you back to the pastTo play shitty stocks that suck ass
>>62605737>>62605737Up and down. I'm extremely impatient, but the euphoria of seeing tens of thousands of dollar gains while watching the spy ticker is great. I can always just blow my brains out if it gets too bad, not a big deal tbqh
>Ray Dalio: We are past the point of no return.
>>62605772For tomorrow we may die.
>>62605749>>>/wsg/6217078
WTFWTFWTFWT
>>62605766I meant to say 10:1 at $.10 is better than 1:1 at $1.00 Whether 10:1 at $.10 with an implied cost of $1.00 is better than 1:1 at $.50 I'm not sure. If they are equal cost the lower dilution one is better.
Selling is for FAGGOTS
>>62605774>>62605751>le black horsemanby the rules, after the horseman is finished the party starts again even better than before. So all you have to do is simply stay and wait for the horseman to finish and you get to be early to the next party. I will be buying every dip
>>62605732Eating too much food makes me depressed because I know I'm going to turn into a fatty
Uh oh...
>>62605783That's the spirit.
>>62605772He's 77. He passed the point of no return at least 30 years ago.
i dont think koreans are gonna like what we did today
>>62605795
God this thing sucks
also like that sndk sharted the mart without filling this gap.
>>62605750Wow. Congrats man wish I saw your shilling, maybe I did but maybe not. Those were the years where I started coming here less and less. Are you wagecage free or you just made a lot of money but not wagecage free tier?>>62605766>>62605778So the idea is to just get diversified on as many of them and hope they all end up generating a decent return? Like 30% would be good though it need to offset any losers where the entire thing just goes to 0. In your posted example it went 6x, is that good time to sell or do you think it'd be better to hold for actual merger?
>>62605801trump put tariffs on asian women?
>>626056432035, according to Benner Cycles
>>62605812he'd better notalso how many XOM shares to be able to afford girl-next-door asian girl
>>62605805I'm tired of these market swings. Feels like the algo's just drive the prices on completely random news that probably has little influence on the actual companies value.>>62605812This is how I want attractive women to look at me.
>>62605666 (checked)Ask /pol/Mostly it comes down to Jews seething about non-Jews, and instigating control and humiliation on multiple levels to undermine cultureIn financial terms, this means wealth concentration and eternal debt servitude. Practically, basic goods and services increase in cost with less purchasing power. Unless you go full debtmaxxing and game the system, the best thing you can do is hold diverse assets and keep your own costs low.I always laugh at people that save up their rewards dollars on credit cards. They should be using it on said goods and services as soon as possible, because if you save up $500 in a year or two for a vacation, how much worse is your purchasing power?
>>62605816>tfw used to have chinese gf which fell for me and just dumped her for no good reason
>futures
>>62605816>This is how I want attractive women to look at me.That's how they see any white male in Asia
>>62605821What it like dating a bug?
I miss when Klarna went up and to the right so fucking much bros. My life was filled with so much anticipation and I had such a healthy outlook on life. Now it’s all over
sneed disk doin the sneedful
i'm gonna dive back into snxx at $11
Will the absurd debt to GDP ratios countries are running at finally matter this time, or will it be a nothingburger and get memory holed like all the previous times?
>>62605828Just buy more. Dumbass.
>>62605809>pooompHe's not from here, he's some twitter shill.
goodnight babe
>>62605336check yields
>nooo, infinite fake peace deals should pump my stocks foreverlol
>>62605744>buy now pay later and no worries no interest!>evil
Line go up but no one ever asks how line feels when line goes down.
>>62605838It’s already almost 30% of my portfolio though! 2spooky4me
>>62605744klarna has no profit motive
Also unsurprisingly because everyone on this board is either retarded or a liar, if you took his retirement advice and bought netlist 3 years ago you would have just broken even.
>>62605852rip bozo
>>62605846>no interestThat's right goy! No fees, no interests, no worry!That $2,000 TV you wanted? We'll split it up into 26 easy payments of $48, per year for 4 years. What a steal!
>>62605837If their economy outgrown the debt it wont matter. However pretty much every country in the world is cementing their feet in concrete and then hoping infinity jeets will be able to keep them afloat. When in reality they just suck blood from the state to send back to India
>>62605856>cummin fo yo memory profits
i'm glad my nbiz (2x nbis shorts) play is paying off. i was so fucking spooked when i kept buying the dip like a braindead retard i didn't realize it became 70% of my portfolionow i'm way in the green because of it
Also they appear to literally just be suing for shit they can't legally sue for, then getting counter-sued for illegal suits? And the CEO is a chinese guy? The entire thing seems to be a giant scam.
>it's dumping AH againI hate sneedisk so much it's unreal :c
friendly reminder anyone concernposting about yields is a bobo and a fudder, likely with 0 skin in the game. you can just buy TMV
>>62605828I still don't understand their business model. It seems to be giving interest-free loans to people and then profiting...somehow.
>>62605864You mean buying the dip on nbis right?You don't have 70% of your money in a 2x short letf right?
>>62605870>Get market share>People get used to having your product in their lives>Begin milking
>>62605868korean futures of course.
this guy seems to have sued literally everyone
Memory is gonna moon next week.
>>62605870They charge best buy or door dash etc merchant fees. Having the klarna option gets more people to buy than they otherwise would have and klarna takes on the risk of debt. Merchant fees are most of their revenue.They also do charge interest on longer term loans, that's 25% of their revenue, apparently.
>>62605878anon why you wasting time on this company>tech company with long history but still otc only>monthly chart patternstells you everything you need to know
damn I have never seen redditors hate a trending stock as much as sandisk.
>>62605857Bought really low so I’m actually just down like 130 USD right now but I was up like 8k a few weeks ago lel>>62605859No one uses Klarna for anything beyond the 30 day free BNPL period. Take meds.White mans burden is fake and gay. Not our responsibility to protect blacks from themselves.
>>62605887>Reddit more positive than negative on klarnaShit. I made a mistake, didn't I.
I’m a pay pig simp that helps an onlyfans model with trades and often gift her steam games. I’m happy with what I’m doing and my life has purpose and meaning. No one here can truly judge me and make me feel bad.
>>62605886I'm curious because they're winning these lawsuits in small courts, which then get appealed, but it's not clear what specifically he's patented and what his company created appeared to have been with the help of a samsung investment.Plus reddit fucking loves this stock.
>>62605871why do you think i got spooked lmaoi started shorting when it pumped to 260. i thought that was a good signal for a quick trade because no way it keeps going after 200 -> 240 -> 260 with everyone on wsb dabbing on burry TWICE for his short from 210 but it kept pumping and i had to double down like a retard :)i'm slowly selling now though
>Klarna buyers
I should really keep track of these subhumans because they always seem to be the biggest top sign.
>>62605900if you looking into otc gems check out GENMF
>>62605868just sell chunks on the way up next time snxxbro
Yeah dude, sndk at 1800 yesterday was totally going to 90 RSI and break 2500 by friday! That's what stocks do, right? No pullbacks? God I hate them.
>>62605905"Itsallaboutmargin" kek I should inverse every one of this tards trades
>>62605902Part of what I lost today was $5000 I was putting towards another car. I can afford to lose it, which is why I risked it, but it still hurts.
whats the next nvidia?
>>62605353Cutie pie
>>62605915Get a versa bro. You can find a used versa under 100k for 4 grand in a 5 speed. Bulletproof Mexican built vehicle when it doesn't have the cvt desu. If mine shits out I'm immediately gonna buy another one.
>>62605902>DCA 50% life savings>DCA>50%holy fucking based
>>62605870>>62605885Klarna is a credit card for people whose credit scores are too low to even quality for the credit cards banks are currently shitting out. No credit check.
>>62605846Yes, people shouldn't buy retarded consumer products that they can't afford to pay right now. It incentivises people to overspend and promotes buying addictions.
>>62605919Yeah yeah yea take this dick.
>>62605902I put 14 dollars into klarna and now I have 12.50.Life aint so bad
>>62605902kek
>>62605902So anyway this guy bought close to 25 bucks and now it's 35 cents.>120,000>"saved for 10 years, was going to put this into my wedding and honeymoon and a house"I guess I feel bad for him. But I am also too cautious to put 100k into a single asset after a massive fucking pump. I dunno. Feels lke he should have waited for a dip.
>>62605923It is extremely obvious the current setup of non-credit check credit services like klarna will lead to violent defaults later on and klar will probably be banned as a result. One can merely watch from a distance.
>>62605935>pic related, every crypto rugpull ever
>>62605922>Jamal "buys" a 200 dollar door dash order with klarna>Klarna pays door dash 190 dollars >Jamal pays klarna in 4 payments of 50 dollars This is how they make most of their money. The default rate is less than 1 percent and has been decreasing. They also do use credit checks, they are just soft pulls plus internal algorithms to determine risk. Seems like a good business model to me. The fact they are able to keep delinquencies so low proves they know what they are doing.
>>62605935>Feels lke he should have waited for a dip.Or don't buy crypto trash, or any stock that isn't going to exist and be more valuable in 5 years
https://www.tastylive.com/news-insights/diamonds-patterns-explained-equity-sell-off-not-over>the equity selloff will continueThis guy shorted the bottom in 2023.
>>62605789This is antisemitic
>>62605659I hope so. I sold at $90
>>62605962I hope so too. I wanna jump back into the semiconductor casino. Idk if I'll do koru or soxl this time.
>>62605737>spreads>i make, and i sell, spreads>the yardstick of the options chain
>>62605864>i kept buying the dip like a braindead retard i didn't realize it became 70% of my portfolioKek, similar thing happened to me with SOXL options, I didn't even realize I bought so much.>>62605868Fuck me I should've sold yesterday. I'm so fucking tired of this market. 6 months ago it was just hype, hype, hype for AI. You'd see them putting all sorts of news shilling it hard. Now they've all clammed up. Feels like it's all on purpose. At least I'm not buying the dumps, I'm too far in at this point to risk much more cash, I don't need a 2025 dump happening and I'm 100% invested.
>>62605905Fucccckkkk. Reminds me of that time I saw them going in on Micron and considered it a top signal. But I ignored it, and look at me now down tens of thousands. Guess I gotta start browsing here just to see if they're going into stocks I'm in.
>didn't even know what KLAR was 5 hours ago>put it on my earnings watchlist>put it in the sold off section>watch it for the inevitable pump off open in the next few dayswhy does this always work?
Couple dozen posts later and selling is STILL for faggots
>>62605935>he should have waited for a dipbut there were many more dips after each dip
Will hyperscalers soar? or fail?
I can’t wait for a big crash tomorrow it’s so exciting
>>62606005Microsoft and Google will make it. But Once OpenAI and Anthropic go under they will be in an awkward spot.Oracle will die.
>>62605916QCOM
this is it
>>62606001I bought RAMZ 10mins b4 kospi open :))
KOSPI HAHAHAHAHAHS
When are we slurpin
THISIS THE END BLOOD BLACK WEDNESDAY HERE WE COME KOREAS CRASHING
suffah soxl
I thought (one of) the point's of klarna was that it can deduce credit using "big data" rather than standard credit scores
Oh wow it's LITERALLY over
Read /smg/ and thought the AI bubble was bursting. Checked space data center and it only dropped 2% today.
>>62606040We still have room for more mania before that
Hmm yes this is good this is perfect
It's over....
I actually think we will be green tomorrow. Kospi stole all the losses
>>62605915Sounds like you should be sizing down.
Fuck, my net worth has dropped under $1,040,000
>>62606017
And there’s the Korean circuit breakers kicking in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CxTRRJ7qdkI'm the Blood Red Sandman coming homeOn this unholy night I will make you my ownBlood Red Sandman coming home againI'm coming home again!
South Korea could do the funniest thing right now and announce the nationalization of SK Hynix and Samsung right now
Dim sum
>>62606044It’s obvious that millennials are gambling in SOXL and driving stocks like TXN to ridiculous overvaluations. I just hope they flip so I can pick up some deals. But it looks like they're just holding heavy bags.
Did I miss the new bread?
Should I go get a MCD milkshake?
>>62606083na this ones the season finale
>>62606083>>62606094all the bakers offed themselves or are too scared to check futures
>>62606066My networth has never been above 200,000
>>62606090Wow I forgot how ass grok gens are
>>62606019bought and sold already thanks for playing
>>62605724Where does she invest with all her tv monies?
Now look who creepin', look who crawlin', still ballin' in the mixIt's that six-six, long dick, slim nigga stickin' your chick
>>62606083This is last /smg/ ever
>>62606136also the worstcoincidence? no
>>62606122>>62605724neither of them are very hot2009 truly was the era of very middling girls.
THERE IS A CELEBRITY IN THE HOSPITAL
The absolute decoupling
Scott Bussy better be filling up that order book right now
I keep trying to DCA SPY calls expiring at the end of this month. It's Joever for me, isn't it?
>it was all over 1 hour ago>everything going straight the fuck up nowis there anything gayer than this market?
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>62606143Dude they're teenagers
>>62606163>Spy calls when crabbing at all time highs
I suck I suck I suck I suck I suck I suck
>see DD I came up with independently posted to plebbit for 8k updootsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62606169>SHE WAS 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK PERVERTED FREAK
>>62606166SELLING IS FOR FAGGOOOOOOOOOOTS
>>62606166run by the gayest treasury secretary in american history
>>62606181Exactly. I refuse to share a general with hebes.
>>62606189He was a Soros guy. Guess MIGA loves soros now?Didn't realize he was literally a homo what the fuckhe's one of those evil Machiavellian gays
>>62606166Yeah I really do feel like it’s kinda harder to be a bear than a bull. Bears get like a day or two and then more often than not get fucked, just my experience really. Last year tried shorting the quantum shit and had maybe one really good day then got fucked and lost money. It would have been much easier and more profitable to just be a delusional bull.
looks like the generational bottom was 65 minutes ago.
push, Bussy, puuuuuuush. shove it all in!
>>62606199yeah its hard mode. whenever i have bobo positions on and i get a good day, i basically take everything off. did that today.
>>62606199FellasYou had like 6 weeksI got raped for six weeksMy butthole is totally caved inI thought I was buying the dip, then buying the dip again, then I was all dipepd outI was gonna make some money, until I didn'tCmon
>>62606189The weird thing about him being gay is that he doesn't seem gay.
>>62606215anything short is time bound, whether it be long puts or short stock, short call spreads whatever. combine that with an upward drift in markets and its harder to make money as a retarded bear. you will never make money buying the top of cyclical stocks though. maybe nominally after inflation in 10 years.
>>62606221Good thing this isn't a consumer cycle so the thesis doesn't actually apply then.
when are the globalist internationalist Jews going to put a stop to the zionist Jews. My stocks are hurting
SCHD lol
>>62606217Neither do you but here we are
why can't you retards just hedge your AI bags with safe assets like adults instead of chasing high-beta garbage?
Worred
>>62606217He isn't as obviously gay as Thiel, but still quite gay
>>62606236because chasing high beta is fun. it's that simple
>>62606236>safe assets like adultsAdults are not safe and KLNR proved it
>>62606166koreans buying?
kevin pleaseour economy is collapsingwe have a shortageof bakersplease fix
kebin pls cut rates
>>62606236JPM is actually looking like a good place to hide rn
>>62606242we have a task force that will be looking into that
>>62606236look at this fucking investor not gabling everything on leverage!
are my photonics (LAZR) going to be ok? i have no idea what i'm doing
>LAZR overnight -10%, FOTO and LYTE less than 1%Oh my
NEW>>62606254>>62606254>>62606254>>62606254
>>62606246I keep looking at the jpm chart and tell myself I'll buy when it corrects but it just keeps pumping and pumping
>>62606255as always i buy the top
