Gibbon edition.Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-pricesPrevious:>>62605336>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
>LAZR overnight -10%, FOTO and LYTE less than 1%Oh my.
Owari da
>>62606260Photonics is the same type of scam as "quantum computing"
>>62606260>Luminar is delisted >LAZR is some photonics etf sloppa nowGood times.
smiggy smiggy smiggy can't you seeyou'll lose your life savings on memory
>>62606254>KOSPIOH NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHA
>>62606266Just got off the phone with Faker samaHe will be deploying the V shortly trust....
when are the globalist internationalist Jews going to put a stop to the zionist Jews. They have more capital and more funds why aren’t they stopping it
BLOODRED SANDMANCOMING HOME AGAAAAIN
David axios can save the market
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Selling drugs still broke lmao
we are the Klarna marines and we are never selling!
I'm looking for some fun smiggers who are just trying to have a good time at my party mansion.
>>62606266Going up.
What if money itself is the actual enemy.It has long been known that it is a necessary evil which encourages hoarding, given its perpetual, which is why inflation is necessary in the first place.But what if, in a hyperconnected world through the power of AI, we can eliminate hoarding altogether.We can always match buyers to sellers with incredibly intricate barter transaction chains.This seems to have already happened on the financial side, where everything is done via swaps and derivatives and PIKs, barter - now and currency is icky.We might be able to eliminate cyclical economics altogether.The tyranny of perpetual value storage will be dead.Only productive capital exchange will persist.
>>62606274North Korea just won
>>62606281does up mean down in korea like green means red?
>>62606281>>62606285Kek
>>62606254Am I going to be ok if 80% of my portfolio is in photonic stocks?
I'm colorblind. I still see people using Klarna and other BNPL apps. In todays clown world having a product that people like using is considered a bad thing.
>>62606215You say that yet it feels like my butthole is about to get wrecked again. My mood is in the garbage thanks to all this dumping. I just had to cash out, I could've just taken the L, and lost out about $10k, but noooooooo my retard ass decided to HODL despite that usually never being my strategy when it comes to big losses. Down I went, over $50k lost.
>>62606254Is the mu oracle here? Do I slurp tomorrow morning or do I wait to see if its going below 900? Sndk? Basically semis lookin super tasty right now
Why are the Koreans so degenerate?
>>62606302Koreans just like to have a lil fun
UAE are slavishly carrying out orders of the dastardly Scott Bussy
>>62606290
>>62606302>boomers became rich via real estate>housing now out of reach for younger generation>unable to make it unless you 100x your life savings in the stock marketyeah I have no idea anon. who could possibly relate to such a predicament?
>>62606282Only dumb people hoard money anyway. People like us put money to work and hoard shares instead.
>>62606262>Owari daJowari daFify
Israel is going to unilaterally attack Iran.
Alright so they've got a new chip that's 30x more efficient than GPUs, but will anyone actually buy it?Actually begs another question- nvidia is using their profits as collateral right? Cerebras is projected by this time next year their revenue will increase from around 1 billion to 3 billion. But is that enough. Usually these guys are lowballing it too so let's say their revenue is 5 billion in a year instead of 3. Is that really impressive though? Like are we gonna do some schizo shit like "oh 5 billion so maybe they'll be 25 billion in 2028!" but how much growth would that really represent? desu I would be more eager to buy if it had fallen down to 80 bucks or so a share.Cerebras' big thing is that they want to be a number 2 to Nvidia's number 1. And hypothetically that's cool but first mover has a lot of power simply because Nvidia already has all these contracts locked in.
>>62606322Right, now they do, in response to the current situation.But there are potential motives behind the creation of that situation.This is what I am speculating about.
>>62606308depends on whether 80% is like 800 bucks or you're playing around with 80k
>>62606279>party mansion>nothing sexual>in shape young men onlyNo thanks I'm trying to have a chance encounter with AOC and I don't think she will be there so I'm not going... AOC pls! Let's take over the country together baby!
>>62606314brutal
This AI hating guy is kinda right but I feel like a LOT of people just eats all of his garbage like its filet mignon. This guy acts like no AI makes any profit, we have had the best year in a long time in earnings and a lot of reasons was AI increasing sales, marketing leads, productivity and selling Cloud. Another myth I hate is that China is dominating us by spending less. Look at the growth on Baidu, they are happy they got a 5 billion dollar boost. That is a DROP of what Google did on Cloud. Microsoft with Anthropic. Stock down 12%. The more AI the big companies have the more prosperous they were.Third dumbest myth ever is that all the AI companies only deal with each other, every company uses AI and in some way it brings in money from someone outside of AI.This guy and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBTYMzwCyQg [Remove] is why Democrats will ban new data centers and cause a big bottleneck in compute that is wasting a generational opportunity to win in AI.
>>62606282>we can eliminate hoarding altogether.You first
>>62606300But the climb from 10 billion to 1 trillion might be slow simply because of all the people who bought under 100 billion selling off. Also robots will be the next big thing and HBS isn't used for robots.
>>62606314Shut up crybaby >>62606325Need some Brazilian smiggers and sNOGgers
>>62606336Remember, to make money you need to say whatever is necessary. It’s a zero-sum game, and we have to use every bit of leverage we have.
>>62606314>Will leverage their money 3-20x on volatile shitstocks that have already 10x in the last few years >Won't leverage their money into safe real estate via a mortgage like their boomer parentsReally activates your almonds
tariffs on leafs paused
>>62606348Nigga is attempting to perform pipeline necromancy
>be south korean kid>sit in school for 16 hours per day to make super dai ichi money later in life>then the financials of the country collapsegrim. many such cases.
>>62606282>We can always match buyers to sellers with incredibly intricate barter transaction chains.from each according to his ability, to each according to his need
>>62606328Wasn't the WEF hinting that they wanted governments and central banks to set negative deposit rates for consumers to force them to get rid of their cash?
>>62606352whole country just sucks, the last seoul it had remaining died when LG left the phone market
>>62606340
>>62606352they will serve greater korea well after the reunification
>>62606327The stock was iirc going to IPO at like 80 but then got overinflated as is usual for anything popular. I just can't buy this when it's got so much room to potentially fall.
>>62606284>putin thinks he can be allys with the chinks>pic related
>>62606348Oil is going to dump if it gets finalized. Even though there's no oil right now.
a week ago, I posted my portfolio for people to copyAnd well, I made some changes to it today. To make it more defensive.IF you backtest it, you can see it has significantly less drawdown than my last iteration. And about the same CAGR. If you're familiar with how factor investing works, you'll understand this portfolio is using a barbell strategy. My last portfolio used a barbell strategy as well but it was heavily lopsided toward growth.Core Growth : SGRT 15% | CHAT 10%Broad Core / Value: FNDB 10% | HDV 5% (or SCHD, or FDL)Quality: JQUA 7.5% Momentum: FMTM 8%International / Value: FNDF 10% | DXJ 4.5% (or replace with favourite region)Infrastructure / Physical Economy: PAVE 3.5% | GRID 1.5%Real Assets / Commodities: ERX 3.5%Gold: YGLD 6.5%Managed Futures: KMLM 4.5%DBMF 3.5%FFUT 3.0%CTA 2.0%IMF 2.0%
>>62606367sweety we have SEMICONDUCTORS now we don't need oil.
ok
I'm so fucking of the stock market, and most of its volatility is connected to Trump somehow. I just need a 3 month bullish rally and I will have made it. I know because end of June I was close to making.But the tard in chief goes around threatening Oman, a US ally.
>>62606378skill issue
>>62606378it's a bad oman
I am just buying the dips of Soxl and just selling at 150+ because it's just going to dump again.
NOG goblin for those who partake
>>62606281Not any more. Lol
>>62606364if it fell to 80 I would but the shit out of it. Like with that revenue gain from 80 it would easily be "sandisk for people who are pissed they didn't buy sandisk at ipo". It's just at the current marketcap I feel like 3-5 billion revenue in august 2027 isn't all that impressive.
>>62606378LookHe thought oman was like part of iran or somethingHonest mistake
>>62606378See >>62606382You know that post covid has had extreme market volatility. You should have accounted for the drawdowns, not just the rallies.
Oil
>>62606388>88Lmao
>>62606271How do you get that chart view anyways? All I get is a shitty list view
I lumpsumed before this crashis it truly over for me?
KOSPI status?
>>62606419it will never hit above 7k again
>>62606421are you just saying that or are you selling options?
>>62606419kospi is kill
Did you guys know SPY and QQQ are momentum funds?>take 500 or 100 of highest valuation public companies>weight them according to valuation, as company gains more valuation, it gains more weight>if company stalls and price drops, company loses weight, or if it falls enough, it's dropped entirelyThat's why SPY and QQQ have beat total market indexes
>>62606425neitherim telling honest to god truththe koreans don't trust their stock market anymorethere will always be excess selling pressure from now on only way to fix it is some government intervention they need trump 2.0 but korean to make kospi great again
>>62606433Koreans have been blaming everybody but themselves. They were and have been blaming foreigners. And banks.They never considered maybe 5 million Koreans going balls to the wall on with leverage could have been the reason it happened.
>>62606432
>>62606436you just have to think about it beyond surface level and labels.
>>62606415They post it to their X/Twitter account every Friday morning
you almost
>>62606419We're back to levels not seen since last week!
>every time I see a tanker on fire I relax
Trump just TACO'd on more tariffs tonight. Green poomp tomorrow?
>>62606446You'd see it in>futuresalready
>>62606325Good, I need more clips of missiles hitting Tel Aviv
SATA is a great fund I wish it were more popular
>>62606358right well i have historical exhibit A>https://unterguggenberger.org/the-free-economy-experiment-of-woergl-1932-1933/>>62606355and historical exhibit B>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Cybersy
In 2025, everybody was talking about how they sold SCHD because it performed like shit. You all remember all the SCHD posters, right? They were everywhere, and were pissed in 2025And after they sold, SCHD went up 40% from last year.And barely anybody talks about SCHD anymore, and if they talk about it they talk shit about it like sour grapes.
>>62606455I do business with this SCHD you speak of, yes, it is the one that keeps my portfolio green all the time.
>>62606455the strait wasnt closed in 2025
>>62606419Took a dump and currently crabbing.Probably going to be green Thursday
>>62606452and exhibit C:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OGASTo go further, isn't it the natural and inevitable conclusion of the "liberal", the supporter of the French Revolutionary project (to redesign society completely along "logical" + "rational" lines, rather than to allow it to grow organically) to hand over completely the control of the society/economy to a purely rational/logical machine?Doesn't it adress all of the copes commies have for why the USSR failed (bad accounting, poor information collection, etc)Isn't that what their materialism has always pointed towards?I think so.I will keep this in my back pocket as another potential explanation for whycome things really do be like that today.
>>62606385Portends that the market will either violently rip back up to price you out or dump overnight way harder than you're ready for and lock you in
So another red day?
for you
>spcx>-1 billion revenue>down only 1% overnight
about time to resume the CRWV nosedive
>>62606455SCHD is simultaneously under and over rated.
just hold onfor one more dayhttps://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM
>>62606482>>62606483The pro gamer move is baiting shorts and then sending the market higher.
I got 250k in FDLXX that I stuck in there during the July fiasco. Its all profit from semis. Another 25k still in semis's. The fuck am I gonna do now? I cant be a fuckin cash cuck. Dont wanna be an index cuck either. I just cant deal with semi's right now though. Need some low volativity monthy divs that wont fuckin bail on me if some faggot shit happens.
>>62606485Nigger, check why the 20th is important for the south african nigger, that shit is gonna giga pump before doing a brutal dump.
>>62606432hmm this sounds interesting. How does it fair say, against 75% of hedge funds?
>>62606497gold
>>62606497Klarna. You could help out a lot of anons
>>62606306I did find the abrupt change in diplomacy in the UAE weird. Just a week ago, UAE sent two planes full of cash to Iran as payment for not attacking the country.
>>62606450They're not clips, they're magazines!
I just spoke with michael burry and he said the best he can do is make the market crab tomorrow
>>62606499It doesn't matter at all because it's a trillion dollar stock this shit is retarded.
>>62606543
In case you haven't heard. Dec 6th.
The average Japanese annual income is 3.8 million yen
>>62606563This is so they can fuck over the retail investor while we’re all sleeping, right?
>>62606573They already do that
>>62606435You are absolutely true, but it is also true that foreigners like JPM, GS, MS always have been raping their market.Koreans are known for notorious paper hand retails because their goverment punishes long term stockholders and because of that foreigners own like 50~70% of their best corpos.
Imagine for a second that the market just keeps dumping and dumping and dumping until your portfolio ended up down 95%. You just so happened to have gone unemployed right before this all happened and are also 100% invested with all of your networth since hey you moved in with your parents/already live with your parents so you can definitely be all in....What do you do to get yourself back to ATH? If you had $1m, it is now $50k, if you had $100k, it is now $5k, etc. It's now a 100% cash portfolio btw.
>>62606572including children and pets?
>>62606579>You are absolutely trueInterestingly brown phrasing
>>62606563I don't know how but this is to fuck with us isn't it? Though if options can now trade 23 hours a day, then they can no longer scam me out of gains that just so happen to disappear on market open or soon after open.
FOTO chads, we are flat whereas the LYTE toddlers are -3% and the LAZR ropes are -10%
>>62606435Also pre AI korean market was a cylical market because of their industrial structure, meaning if they hold long term they don't earn anything,and their corpos return less than 25% of their profits to their stockholders because their law allows corpos to steal and rob from their own shareholders. (governance problem)Like look at SKHY they are one of the largest company there splitting their company to benefit their group CEO? Choi? guy and harming shareholders and their goverment allows that to make SKHY invest into special leftist region that supports north korea and china to churn out votes from their largest voter base.
>>62606580I'd probably call up my ex girlfriend drunk and start crying and try to convince her let me move back in with her. Then after making my move, wife her up and live off her income for 10-15 years until my port recovered, and then one day I just disappear and move to Mongolia or something and get with a strong mountain woman who is worthy of birthing my offspring.
>>62606580>imagine something that will never happen as long as the US existwith all the jobs that are being lost and will continue to lose due to AI, they need something to replace the tax income from those jobs, which is the tax wins from the stock market, which means SPY aint going below 700, ever. >but insiders and whales will dump the market to make money on PUTSand then the government makes no money since they all evade taxes, but everyone wins if the market goes up ontop of the guberment since normans having to pay their tax penaltyunironically slurp the dip.
>>62606277>im investing in perpetual wagie enslavementdo you really think they're going to use that credit to buy textbooks anon?I once had to use a payday loan.The extremely high rate of interest is more about punishment and the loans are a sort of social service.Everyone, including the lender, knows aint nobody paying back a 29.99% loan.
>>62606583>23h trading days>0DTE becomes 23hTE>option overnight risk reduced significantly>you can actually set up stop losses on option tradessounds pretty nice. i wonder what will happen with earnings during regular trading hours
>>62606580>It's now a 100% cash portfolio btw.Good. I'll keep it like that. Fuck this market, too much volatility. I'll convert it to physical and keep stacking.
>>62606609>Get scam wicked nightly with the even lower options volume>Bid ask spread on everything except qqq/spy weeklies is going to be wider than your mums anus
ohh sheeit a h4x0r group leaked GTA6 gameplay, is that why stocks are dumping? https://files.catbox.moe/2j5yn8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/w9p7gl.mp4
>>62606599Nah, the market will dump incredibly low once the US civil war kicks in
jimmy johns was mid there was like one paper thin slice of meat on each sando
>>62606617when will the alien invasion occur
what don you call this pattern?
>>6260658095% crashes don't happen, if it did it means the world has unironically ended so your stocks are the least of your problems
>>62606615people used to say that before 0dte options were a thing.
>>62606563Unironically it feels like, besides the fact the market is current a shit, that there is going to be real negroid volatility around that time and to stay outNot financial advice
>>62606592based
>>62606619yeah, that's why they're successful. if they put a lot of meat on the sandwich they wouldn't make any money.
>>62606621nice post i did there, maybe i should go to sleep
>>62606634ok
I hate redditors with he fury of a thousand suns.
>>62606563does this include options
XOM shareholder reporting in.
>>62606635holy shit a talking cat
anyway shit is fucking me, please do me a solid and short chips so there's another shortsqueeze.
Futanaris are going straight down.
Cash Chads shall inherit the stock market
Attack niggers on sight.Visualize the complete destruction of all niggers.This is financial advice.
>>62606667fuck Timmy gon do?
>>62606665Cash niggers will never buy
>tradingview shills their AI to me>read the article for fun>its written by AI>it uses indian companies in its examples...well at least they know their audience
>>62606677yo you can't say that
>>62606659>SPY (retail retards) # of puts/# of calls reaching crazy highs>VOO (boomers richfags) # of puts/# of calls>10$ below max pain.>big day 21stYeah.I'm sure there DEFINATELY WONT BE a COMPLETE SURPRISE launch up to 780 with retail loaded up on puts against the house + against the glowies.
>>62606678Internet would be vastly improved if you could filter what surfaces to you by ethnicity and region.
I'm going to invent a stock market that either does nothing or goes up nothing else
>>62606619I like the cubano
>>62606689you can do geoblocking on the network level
>>62606688I'll have to look at the options chain on open but I'll definitely through 100 bucks into wicked otm calls
>>62606688I never found max pain to be a reliable indicatorHow are you interpreting it?
bros do not look at mu rn
>>62606702can it solve indians on x or browns here?
>>62606707She's drawing a lion king scene tho
>>626067104chan could block entire regions if they wanted yes
>futures
>>62606723Sure but it doesn't, they refuse to simply show flags
If you consult the chart you can see that it is still red
>>62606730but what if you are more forward-looking than market
>>62606723What if we made out own 4chan without indians?
>>62606705usually its very hard to do, like what i said with short squeezes because you don't knows who is who or whos postioned how, and even if you did gamma ex wins.this is a rare case of retail letting them drawaws hang low tho, imoits not my strongest conviction trade but i reckon we'll be up bigly.
Its not looking good.This is another day in the red this is not bussing.
>>62606734I'm expecting WMT to to good on the ER, so I bought a few little gamble calls to supplement my existing positionWe'll just have to see
>>5 green days in a row>no one bats an eye>>1 red day>everyone freaks the fuck out
is this some rate hikes expectation bullshit?
>>62606730Yes, consult the chart indeed.
>>62606532Haha yes i need someone to dump my baga to.
it's too bad CRAK isn't more popular
Is it dumb to sell CVX here? I bought at 194.
Every single semi stock printed the bubble meme chart.
>>62606762Zoom out it actually printed the first sell of part
>>62606762this is soxx ytdthis looks like a meme chart ?
>>62606765>lower highNo, kys you are self retard.
>>62606739In my price tracker project i noticed WMT seems to be raising the small number of staple prices i was manually tracking more than other retailers, or shifting to larger and larger bulk quantities to try and defend low prices.while i thought it was just a whack for scraping last night, it does seem (initially, based on Shakey grounds), that they are experiencing difficulties.its not enough for me to justify a bear position but i am actively monitoring now, may open one if what i am seeing continues.i would be careful.
>>62606768The absolute state of this plebbit-infested general.
>>62606768looks like i'm buying soxl when it hits 60s
>>62606777it appears to have "returned to normal" twice already
I wonder whether there's enough public knowledge about bitcoin Oct 6th low it will be frontrun
microns goin back up bros wagmi
>>62606768>>62606777the thing is we live in a simulated economy that exists solely to fuck each other over so on the contrary this makes me bullish
>>62606777didnt TSLA look like this at the beginning
I don't even care about stocks. I just wanna chill out, vibe, maybe talk about some video games or some anime. Just here to have a good time to be honest.
>missed the dram local bottom by 5%Fuck. Well at least I didn't buy Monday morning
>>62606809LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN APPEARING OFF PORTFOLIO DOESNT MAKE THE RED GO AWAY. STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62606777>>62606768but AMD is safe from this of course
>>62606803its always curious what memes ive made end up sticking.this and the spaceX rat poison freezer one were not my highest effort ones.you never know what'll stick
>SKHY
wtf happened, why is shit pumping out of nowhere
>>62606822I just posted that Dave ramsay photo where he looks disappointed years ago, I just googled his name and found it. It’s been 5 years since and I see it circulating all the time
>>62606824The lines said so. Expected we'd test 145 first but I guess they bailed early to pump
>>62606824
>>62606815I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN
>KOSPI -5.8%Yesterday it was only -2%...
>>62606643So many of these bogleheads are going go panic and pull out when and actual crash happens.
HOLY ITS V'ING BROS
I started reading security analysis, hope I can understand this shit.
>>62606848this has to be fake, i didnt buy in yet
>>62606841Bogleheads are index investors, the person in that screencap literally talks about growth stock investing, so the exact opposite of what a boglehead does. The only people who are afraid of crashes are broke losers who go into hail mary crapshots with their life savings. A passive index investor craves crashes and corrections because it's a massive opportunity and they have literally nothing to lose because the index will always recover eventually no matter what.
KORU is pumping
>>62606776Some iron condor spreads perhaps for the short term?
>>62606606>Everyone, including the lender, knows aint nobody paying back a 29.99% loan.Yeah, but doesn't Klarna just sell the debt so it's not their problem anymore and they make some money from it?
>>62606860
>>62606866koru was 22% higher just 2 days ago boss
>>62606864Ah shoot I skimmed it, read index fund and thought they wer bogleheads.>A passive index investor craves crashes and corrections because it's a massive opportunity and they have literally nothing to lose because the index will always recover eventually no matter what.Ideally, but most index fund people just think it will keep going up. Once the crash happens, and articles appear about how index fund investing might not be a good idea (for the record, it is a good idea), half of them will pull out their money. Because they are mostly following the herd.
anywaysa big question for earlybird smg anons are we past the big volatility and the big drawdowns of 2026 or is worse awaiting us?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNEEDISK FLIPPED GREEN
>>62606878isn't september a high vokatility month usually?
>>62606869I don't think bonds from people stupid enough to use klarna are worth a lot, on top of that it would be extremely short term.
>>62606878Expect more volatility in October leading up to elections.
>>62606878Iran shit is still unresolved, Polish-US intelligence warn of possible Russian provications in some months, North Korea is suddenly in the spotlight again, Trump is tariffing around... I think it isn't over yet.
>>62606884so who you smiggas voting for? are we going for trump again? maybe the rules will be changed so he can run for a 3rd term
>>62606621A Scythe.
>>62606821
>>62606887>just change the rules of the lobby bro!there are certain things even trump can't even do lolthe US politics and senate isn't that meme
>>62606887Yang or some equivalent.UBI is bullish for AI, robots and semis so all the things a lil' smigga likes
>>62606869As far as 60 seconds on google taught me, no they do not, anymore than any other bizthey collect in house and send delinquencies to collections, same as the hospital
>>62606887It is all rigged anyway, I'm never voting again.
How do you guys stop crying between trades and losses? My female broker keeps laughing at me.
>>62606893def not voting for some chank no matter how bad things get
>>62606893UBI can only work if you have a strong border and immigration policy, so the conundrum is that UBI can only work under a republican president, yet only democrats would seriously consider implementing UBI.
>>62606864>A passive index investor craves crashes and corrections because it's a massive opportunityI've never understood why people say this. If you're a Boglehead, then you're always investing every cent at the earliest possible moment because you don't try to time the market. If a crash comes, you have no additional funds to deploy because you're fully invested.
>>62606898a single vote is worthless so anyone with brains should hustle their vote if they want to make a difference. influence people to vote for your preferred candidate.just voting is a huge fucking waste of time. bread and circuses.
>>62606906Dca'ing allows you to take advantage of drawdowns without manually timing the market. Also it makes sense to set aside a portion of your income each month to drop into a fund.
hooooooooooooly fuck its pumping so hard
>>62606869that's no really relavent to your greentext though.what i mean is that the person getting a maxxed out loan is getting it as a freebie out of the benevolence of the banks.if someone buys a car at a rate like that for exampe, the bet is that the interest paid upfront will beat the depreciation on it turning into a used car with 3000 miles on it + mulch to fertilize the securitized junk debt fields, but mostly you have to believe its a lender freebee to poors.i sold cars at school in summers, and you would see folks with 2 repos still getting approved.imagine someone who had defaulted on loans twice was asking you for 30k, would 30% really be enough? I think not.Especially when poors have a tendency to trash the cars, smoke 4 packs a day in them, never service them or self service them via 30 mins of yt video resarch etc etc.i have no actual evidence but from seeing it over 2 summers i have to conclude its a social welfare service that they do.those people are guaranteed to never pay back that money.
>>62606869>Muh 30 percent payday loans nobody will ever payFucking retarded fud. Why would there be payday loans at every strip mall in the ghetto if nobody paid them back.The average credit card interest rate is 22% nationwide and I can assure you they get paid. Klarna deals with unsecured debt the same as any other issuer, including selling off the debt if necessary. It's just marketed in a way more appealing to nigs. Their delinquency rate is less than 1 percent. Now there is truly nothing magical/no collateral keeping people paying their loans but that's where muh magic klarna algos come in where they determine who to lend to and where a lot of the business risk is. Revenue up 27% YoY but that's slower than q1 at 44%. In addition to lower guidance that's why there was a panic dump. Company seems surprisingly solid so I bought today but if it dumps harder I'll unload my bags and look for an entry on the rebound.
>>62606908Everyone just follows media propaganda and whatever shit politicians spout during election season, then a coalition is formed and program is watered down, assuming they don't just betray their own principles or implement them in a very stupid way that only benefits those in power.2 party systems don't fix this because people are captured by some kind of red team blue team sporting match making them blindly support incompetent retards like Biden, Clinton, Harris or Trump.All politicians are lying sacks of shit who only care about their own career, you are a resource to be manipulated to provide them with legitimacy.
>>62606873and if you bought at kospi close ?
>He expected a taco pump Lmao no one gives a shot about Canada today will be blood red
>>62606887unfortunately there are no conservative candidates on offer, just trump (actual) nationalist commies, lefty social internationalist commies, mccain style neo-Trotskyite (neocon) commies, and bull for AI demiurge rational-materialist commies.Its commies all the way down im afraid. I would elect the guy warsh was pretending to be prior to taking the chair though.That persona was a conservative.
>>62606889
>>62606906I mean, if it's a flash crash with an immediate V shaped recovery like we had in the last couple of years, then it wouldn't bother the boglehead because even though they can't capitalize on the crash, they also won't lose anything as the prices recover very quickly. If a crash leads to a prolongued bear market, then even a fully invested boglehead has time to get some new paychecks into the market at attractive prices. So in both situations, there is no reason to panic if you are an index investor. Either you get good prices for a couple of months, or everything quickly recovers anyway.
>>62606934I don't give a fuck about a crash other than the odds of me losing my job because of it. Having cheapies to slurp is awesome but it doesn't mean shit if you get laid off and have to drive a bus or something like that cuck from adobe.
>Hormussy closed>Negotiations failed>Oil prices rising>Koreans jumping off rooftopsAnd yet he still hopes for a Green Day
At least klarna is up 0,07% in the pre. Very cool!
I am a gigabull but even I have to say this is NOT a buy the dip market.
Pre-Market Time
>>62606933why did morpheus turn into leather wtf short TSLA+SPCX
>>62606940Keystone XL Pipeline approved. America doesn't need Iran. Fuck Europe.
>>62606948thank you mr jane st shillit is thoughits a bond killin silver ruggin equity pumpin market, same as last time this happened. 179 years ago.when the war is over, and they raise the rates or allow yields to catastrophically rocket, then you sell/short.
>>6260695630Y at 5.27 ain't good but i agree america will asspull and stock market won't give a fuck if it's rational and rocket the fuck up
>>62606955global markets
This is either the bull trap to end all bull traps or the jew mega slurp and we are going back to ATHs
>>62606883>>62606895>>62606914>>62606916I didn't say their business is sustainable in the long term, I just assumed they are able to make some money before the supply of financial retards dwindle.Apparently not, lmao.
the market is mostly down due to tech and the big ones, while it should exactly be the opposite.
its confirmed going back to 1200 end of week
I've waking up at 4am. I am officially boomer status.
>OWLOn what news?
>>62606995you better train yourself to sleep the least amount possible, 24HR market is coming soon
Not touching a thing until an hour after markets open, ain’t fallin for no trap
>>62606964>30Y at 5.27the glowies in the caymans can buy more anytime.they buy the majority of them anyway.theres no gold to drain, the only thing that theoretically could be an issue is FX reserves while they prop the currency to shake generally most gigarich people understand that if they took a large financial action which could ultimately be traced back to them causing us losing the war and dethroning the empire from its place in global standing - that it would result in one of those helicopter crashes, or cave spelunking accidents or freak shark attacks in in the Seychelles that their kind are so prone to with all their silly hobbies but once the wars over its open season on baggots.
>>62607000Damn. Was hoping this would dump more before it resumed the pump.
>>62607005Yeah same. I don't trust this shit. Taco doesn't work anymore
>>62607009>Was hoping this would dump moreMean
>>62607015I sold already but wanted to buy back in
I noticed a robotic ETF rebalenced with less weight on semis.WTF the rolling bubble is real.
>>62607007Bro there is no way you aren't a glowie, you are too gay not to be a glowie.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAM
Hynix up 6% pre already, will probably fly today. I was hoping to buy the dip you bastards
Kioxia eating absolute shit, worst performer on the Nikkei for the day lmao
>>62607007now you got me reading on what happened 179 years ago both interesting and relevant
any singular reason it is back to pumpin'?
>>62607036Dip slurpers feeling hungry
>>62607036bears taking profit
>>62607028Seems like they trolled everyone dilution cancelled
>>62607025i heard Robin Williams did play World of Warcraft in his later years.. imagine being on voice with his guild and you go do PvP in Stranglethorn Vietnam
>The pump price of diesel — the lifeblood of the economy because of its essential role in powering industry and agriculture — hit $5.47 a gallon on Tuesday, approaching its all-time high of $5.82 as wars in the Middle East and Europe hobble production and throttle global supplies.Umm...we know Bussyent can print crude oil, but can he print diesel?https://archive.is/20260818215300/https://www.ft.com/content/8a5cd515-191d-42f9-9b0c-1b817a1bc044
why the fuck did shit pump at 2:40 am???? was waking up at 4 am today explicitly to catch this pump and they fucking do it at 2:40 fucking am????? FUCK OFF
>>62607031Tempted to get some today, because it will probably shoot up again like it has done in the past. Not really seeing anything that explains why it's this volatile
How big and beautiful are we talking?
>>62607024i regularly get accused of being an iran shill and also a jew, magachud and a communist, CCCP chang and cia glowie. yellow and brown and aslo a timmy.this is my lot.
>>62606282People will hoard regardless of inflation or deflation.>High InflationHoard Assets and Equities.>High DeflationHoard Cash.
>>62607058Last month it was fears about the AI trade, "memory cycle has peaked" etcThe drops this month appear to be more macro driven around fears of the value of the yen and possibility of interest rate hikes
>>62607024it's just regular pied piper blind-leading-the-blind shit of a terminally poorly socialized person. cannot interact at all without being superior etc. he's got a little boner lately because he can farm validation from redditors that have been visiting. it's literal updoot farming on 4chan.org. he's not even aware he's doing it, just that it feels good. just count yourself lucky he avatar posts so skimming is easier.
Klarnabros? We didn't dump extra during afterhours so this is the bottom and we will soon be rich.
Bussyboy synthetic prints oil and applies 100x leverage from raw treasury bills to control the price of oil to rinse profiteering. This will only stop once oil runs out and there is no oil left
>>62606916A delinquency rate of 3% I think is enough to evaporate lender profits
>>62607086Oil is down because china isn’t buying.Zheng Shanjie, the guy in charge of China’s oil, is the guy you should be whining about over your oil losses rather than bussy.
>>62607092so when is trump going to put tariffs and force the chanks to buy american oil
Semis status: gapedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia2e7xQ6y-w
>>62607098Not how it works, they have a huge go-fuck-yourself SPR they can draw from for years.There’s nothing you can really do to pressure them.
>>62607092Oil is down?
>>62607107No, but it has heemed a lot of people who thought it would be up more by now.
what is the point of premarket?why does it even have a name
what lambos are we gettin premarket bros
>>62607076no really though.assets are always in flux in a way money is not.money is fixed (to the supply you want) and will always have demand so long as there are taxes. on further reflection though the idea is dumb because you must always have credit if you are producing anything more complex then stone hand axes, and the amount of credit will fluctuate, and so the there will still be cycles even in a hyper efficient barter economy. still, i an see them trying to build OGAS and going for cybernetics all the way again and rug money and real money (gold) as much as possible.the latter half I actually support and this is consistent with the values Adam Smith himself had in designing different ways to rug landlords to keep them from sitting on money.It would in fact solve most of the problems that have been plaguing capitalism.If you simply hyperinflate and make gold illegal, then only those actually capable of productive employment of capital can wield capital, and you can only really borrow it for a time. Once you stop being productive you lose your access, I have written this post specifically to trigger pmg tourists go back. Anyway, its not a bad idea if its market based still. But unfortunately they'll want it to be planned, maybe it would actually work.
>>62607105>nothing you can really dosure there is, conduct large scale military anti china invasion "training" in the asian allys countries like japan/SK/phil and then toss in the tariff a week lateractually not even sure why they pulled out of SK, they lost a pressure point there
>>62607110Well that's ending in early December, 23h trading 6 days a week here we come. Just one hour break for maintenance of the algos. Enjoy getting some sleep while you can because that's coming to an end soon enough
>>62607110Very antisemitic question
>>62607125Less exclusivity periods for market manipulation while everyone else is locked out. Can actually sell the moment sketchy shit starts happening. idk, anon
>>62607132Exactly why you cant afford to sleep
>>62607118>invading chinaabout as realistic as them invading us.the war should have shown you by now about how much value there is in missile defense.just as true for chang who's interceptors are bootlegged versions of ours.nuclear powers dont go to war on home turf, period.
>>62607133Your stop losses being processed instantly instead of at market open seems like less room for institutional shenanigans
>>62607132They will be launching heatseeking candles to fuck with sleeping retail's stoplosses regardless. But I agree the assrape index will decrease.
can you take a klarna loan to buy stocks? i already maxed my marginnot sure if this is a bad use caseits short term trading so I dont think it mattersdoes schwab take klarna?
>>62607092China is releasing reserves and they have a lot more at a cheap price. They could resume buying, or stop releasing reserves at any time but I am guessing its a waiting out usa reserves game at the moment with them.
>>62607137Buy Klarna with Klarna. Circular financing.
>>62607118How's that going to stop china?
>>62607134Malacca question is also fully resolved. The usa would run out of oil before china does at the moment
>USD getting weaker while Oil more expensiveSo is the US going to lose their Dollar and go into a debt crisis and.... all while under Trump? LOL
>>62607148Look on the bright side, at least Israel got to expand their lebensraum.
>>62607135As if that data wont be sold by your broker to anyone buying so that they can just calculate risk free short ladder attacks with a stop loss raid every single night.
>>62607149Literally this while crisis is to keep bebi in power. From October 7th to now.
wat the fuck is happening
>>62607149Yeah, but nobody thinks of the poor settlers (except german boomers)
>>62607116People will just go with the option of least value loss. Simple as.If they rug fiat or gold, people will just make another fiat and re-legalize gold with more rules in place to keep out retards and commies.
>>62607137Don’t think you can take loans but can always go with the roundabout method that goes something like>buy MacBook with klarna>resell on eBay for cash>invest cash into klarna, eBay and appleThink I have a plan desu
>>62607152>spooks people from setting stop lossesA good thing
>>62606916>appealing to nigsGenerational black Americans make more money than the average white. You know it’s true. Black folks are even better at investing than the average retarded white. Oh btw, I wish you would use that word in public son.On God I wish you would..
>>62607146They aren't going to show up to save iran or oil, in spite of pmg cope.the highly principled and respecting of international collaberation CCCP has been mum for some time and strangely cooperative on oil.that they suddenly seem to have been paid off with... ahem, have developed closer security and trade ties with Thailand and Bangladesh while india is now boxed in, is totally unrelated.
>>62607173China uses Iranian crude at a discount for their teapot refineries which do not depend on the usa dollar because their products stay in the domestic market. China is happy as long as the usa is running out of oil faster than they are.
>>62607146*shoots you*malacca
>>62607149Crybaby. America control Israel.>>62607153If we're going with conspiracies, October 7th was a failed attempt to make Bibi look weak and remove him. But it got out of hand, and the scale of the attack was too big. Later, they tried to stop Bibi from continuing the fight, but failed as well
funny how the israel-us alliance makes schizo's go nuts, when it's clearly similar to iraq-us relations (which also proves the us doesnt just mindlessly sucks off israel considering saddam wanted israel gone): it's their best bet in the region despite what a freakshow the country is, whats the alternative? the us destroyed those
What happens if Meta is forced to pay $200 billion after losing its court cases
>TGT> | Target Q2 2026 Earnings:- Comp Sales +3.8% (est +2.43%)- Net Sales $26.54B (est $26.11B)- Sees FY Adj EPS $9.90 To $10.90- Results Include $994 Mln Of Pretax Tariff Refund Benefits Within Gross Margin And Operating IncomeYES REFUNDS
>all mammaries red>dram greenexplain this faggotry
>>62607212Zuck is a CIA asset since the early Facebook days, they won't let him fail.
>>62607210>whats the alternative?Just leave them to fucking die? Who gives two shits about the middle east?
>>62607215Maybe this
>>62607217Google and Meta have already been found liable for negligence in a California case and forced to pay millions, the plaintiff successfully argued their addictive algos harmed their mental health
>>62607215Because of thishttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/sk-hynix-stock-jumps-amid-29b-treasury-buyback-plan-070906682.html
>>62607220really nigga
>>62607218Eventually, America will gradually leave the Middle East. It's sort of already happening. When you understand that Trump's rule in this world is to break old paradigms and power structures, it all makes sense.
>>62607221Is that why they've been sticking more ads in Youtube searches lately, to put us off using the service?
>>62607224dangam I really going to fomo into some drama at 56
>>62607218for russia and china to pick up?remember that the us-israel alliance was about preventing the ussr to spread beyond afghanistan in the cold warthe us cant afford to lose israel, they almost did already when israel siddenly cozied up to russia a few years ago, their alliance has always been strained
>>62607221The algorithms are why these services exist, makes it easier to manipulate society.
>>62607239>We have to suck Jew cock or else Russia or China willI don't care. Let them be Jew slaves if they so want to. Israel does more harm than good.
>>62607239Russia lacks the ability to have a physical presence the Middle East, and China has established a presence through commerce, China doesn't want a physical presence in the region
>>62607221And contrary to what people think, a society of angry loners is easy to control.
>KLAR>LZB>GRSDWhich one of these will actually make me money?
>The White House Office of Science and Technology Policy has published its renewed National Security Science & Technology Strategy, and Appendix A of the 24-page document rewrites the federal Critical and Emerging Technologies (CET) list for the first time since February 2024, shrinking it from 18 categories to 14. Advanced cloud services, high-performance data storage and data centers, batteries, grid integration, gas turbine engines, and augmented and virtual reality have all gotten the chop, while post-quantum cryptography, integrated photonics, high entropy alloys, and "hardened operating systems for consumer use" have been added.https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/white-house-cuts-data-centers-batteries-and-ar-from-the-us-critical-technology-list
>>62607231Trump is the fall guy for all the stupid shit the American empire is trying to pull with Iran, and for extorting more money out of US "allies". Biden did not rescind Trumps tarrifs on China, Trump has not stopped the Ukraine war.
>>62607248hollly shit wgmi chips to infinity
>they didn't buy MRNAAnti-vaxxers BTFO
Wow look at klarna recoverIts almost as if buying dips works
I hate silver
>>62607278We will see
>futuresI am so sick of this gay market it was supposed to be our day bobosAsia even crashed and everythingAnd yet here we are with green premarkets
>>62607246Why would you want to invest in an evil company like klarna that hurts people
>>62607293i invest in META, im already evil
>>62607266Holy moly I knew MRNA still had it in them. I traded the earlier run for 50%+ and was thinking of getting in again but seems like I missed my shot.
>>62607293access to finance is a boon for poors. being a fucking idiot and not knowing math is what hurts them. actively farming retards for shekels is extremely judaic thoughever
META pretty much back to this years lows, is it time to rebuy?
>MRNA $122holy cannoli
>>62607322Crackers on the upswing
>>62607319probably wait for all the lawsuits to conclude, its going to comfortably dip below 500 it seemsjust a nothingburger, all government uses algo to spread their fud>sued for addictive and harmful algos towards kids but who gaf about the adults and the overall populationkek
>>62607303I want to buy this but I've gotten burned before on such massive selling with positive news because it turns out they were just waiting for an opportunity to unload their bags.
>>62607293Can't stop it, might as well profit.
>>62607335boomermindset
Klarna is less memey than most people assume, it also has much less upside. It’s a bank and consumer lender. They finance lending with bank deposits and also monetize some of their loans. It’s much closer to Discover or capital one than you would assume.
>RH is pivoting to a social media companythat was the top wasn't it.
>>62607236it will fall back to 50 don't do it
>>62607344I guess you are right. But we can only really help our family and friend, or get more involved in charity. The big evils are done by big corporations and private equity. Me not buying a stock isn't stopping that.
>>62607357always do the opposite of /biz/
I HAD 55% OF MY PORT IN MRNA YESS!!!!!!!!! MY PORT IS NOW SIX FIGURES HOLY FUCK!!!!!! SEMIS BAGGOTS THIS IS WHAT A REAL MOONSHOT LOOKS LIKE BIOTECH GODS!!!!!!!!! I have never made this much money before oh my god I don’t know what I am going to do that is a full years worth of income in 3 days…..
>>62607357>it also has much less upside.emphasis on the low upsideit's a very dumb stock that only retards with no concept of risk adjusted returns would slurp
>>62607248Wtf is a hardened operating system
>>62607376ehm, congratz duderemember to take some profits though
>>62607379It's an operating system that has done time, MacroHards bars XP
>>62607380Sold 70% of my MRNA shares at 122 just when it went over 100% up in premarket I am done for the week! Might buy some Uber Idk
>>62607385unironically it's an ok day to bogle
>85% MRNAWhat the fuck
>>62607393The stage 3 results where meant to be posted near the end of the year this came literally out of nowhere holy shit, some of the biggest fud posters in yahoo finance on MRNA community page must have roped
>>62607393They cured cancer(real)
>>62607385>>62607376Like the other anon says, put that in some low risk fund where it can compound for the next 20 years. Congratulations, you won the lottery.
>>62607393Same fundamentals than KMB
>>62607397was it the melanoma vaccine? that's bigt. oncologist
>>62607397probably the most moral investment on the market right now lol
did the faggot tweet something again or what
oil bros...
Why is Marvell up 12% today??
>Treasury Announces Increased Sizes of Nominal Long-End>August 19, 2026>Liquidity Support Buybacks Beginning September 9, 2026>WASHINGTON, D.C. —The U.S. Department of the Treasury is increasing, by at least double, the size of liquidity support buyback operations for longer-dated nominal coupon securities (the 10-year to 20-year sector and the 20-year to 30-year sector). The current maximum size of $2 billion per operation will be at least $4 billion per operation. >This change is effective September 9, 2026 and will be in effect for the remainder of this refunding quarter (through November 4, 2026). Treasury will provide more information about future buyback sizes at the next Quarterly Refunding, scheduled for November 4, 2026. >This increase in buyback operation sizes reflects Treasury’s desire to provide greater liquidity support in longer-dated nominal sectors where there is consistent strong sponsorship from market participants, as evidenced by the significant volume of high-quality offers Treasury routinely receives in longer-dated buyback operations.>An updated tentative Treasury buyback schedule will be released at a later date.This must be the reason for the pump, the USD is dumping too and bonds pumping.
>everything was over before bed last night>wake up and everything is ripping straight upgay, extremely gay
Thanks scott
>>62607400Yep
Marvell grants Google $12.2 billion stock warrant in custom chip deal
moderna
>moderna up 94% in pre marketLmao
im buying some moderna calls next time it goes back to 20 dollars
>>62607376Don’t forget the tax man cometh.
This is literally the weirdest pump I've ever seen in my life.Everything in the world seems to be crashing, but for some reason, the one thing that isn't is the U.S. stock market.
>>62607361HOOD is the everything company and will be a top blue chip within the next 10 years.it will be the best broker, the best credit card company, the best bank, the best prediction market, the best place to get a homeloan
>>62607455what's crashing?
Bulls can't win without manipulation
I wish we could just go back to the good old days, when there were no niggers except the Irish and Itallians boss.
>>62607447They cured cancer bro, they will never be below 100 again.
>>62607461Bears lie too about the market and FUD names when they can
>he bet against a fraudulent market
>>62607461Bears spend their entire days spreading FUD.
>>62607397>that will be $850,000 per treatment>results not guaranteed teehee
holy shit you guys seein how might mumu is going right now
>>62607430Don't sleep!
>>62607480>and at your own risk>this is not medical advice
That anon from a few days ago was right, bears saw one red day and immediately got cocky again lmao
>>62607477What's there to FUD? The strait is open to everyone who isn't doing business with Iran, and America just cured cancer (again) boss.
>>62607480I will use Klarna buy now pay later
Uhhhh.... Wingstop?
>>62607461"What if this is what's about to happen?:>>62597357It's seems more plausible now then Monday desu
does this mean ican actually hold this long term without worrying about the FAG market fucking with my gains?
>>62607497>Financing your cancer treatment so you can work for longer so you can repay your loanThe future is so bright we will be needing sunglasses.
>>62607500Post the right SOXL girl That Lum looks weird
are they trying to save the yen again?
>>62607376Congratulation!https://youtu.be/-ZZXlwRvUyA?si=RjORJ5Q-K5uOOT4q
Moderna bros...
Holy fuck we are so back.
Remember how safe and effective Moderna's corona virus vaccine was? You really think this vaccine is going to be any different boss?
Moderna shorts liquidated in one giant niggerpump kek.
wtfwt
>>62607513I do remember that. Moderna is a great company.
>>62607513I bet their new drug just gives people cancer. The nanobots in the vaccine take their orders from those big bad data centers through the 5g radiation and alter your DNA turning you into an alien within your own body boss.
Butt NowPussyLater
>>62607512>DRAMI think you meant to write Netlist. They got the patents so pay up or get trade sanctioned.
>>62607508Market movement seems more like govt prepping for the japs to dump treasuries if they try to save themselves.
>>62607514Those shorts were rooting for cancer.
Fuck all my shit is red this is not a good sign.I should probably ho see a doctor.AAAAAA Im bleedong red everywhere
Anytime you see a company coming out with a claim like "WE CURED CANCER" or "WE HAVE A SOLUTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE" or "WE ARE HIRING ALL THE NIGGERS", you should short them with all of your might boss.
tempted to buy spy calls at open
New >>62607530>>62607530>>62607530>>62607530>>62607530>>62607530
>>62607513who knows, did they at least perform their due diligence here and give it proper safety trials (unlike the mrna shit vaccine)?>>62607519>The nanobots in the vaccine take their orders from those big bad data centers through the 5g radiation and alter your DNA turning you into an alien within your own body boss.what a fucking worthless strawman, conflating those who understood the risks vs rewards with retarded 80 IQ schizophrenics. this was never the real argument. pro tip, the J+J was discontinued, because it had a very real risk of myocardiitis, which was a much larger health concern for most population age cohorts than covid ever was. I avoided the Jab out of this principle, and have never regretted having an actual spine
>>62607507
Is broadcom a buy? Their forward P/E is the cheapest it's been in a while and all semis companies are beating earnings and giving upwards guidance.If they beat the huge EPS increase they projected and give good guidance on top of that, it could be what the stock needs to make it stop crabbing.