My company just gave us a pizza party after netting some massive deal, worth hundreds of millions. People worked overtime, stayed late, and they gave us a fucking pizza party that cost a few hundred bucks at most. Where is that money gonna go? Not to us, no one even seemed to care, they were actually happy to get some cheap ass papa johns pizzas and soda. This is so insane, might hop on heavy anti-depression meds so a pizza party makes me feel happy instead of realizing that millions of dollars are going to some execs bonus and he'll buy a house in marthas vineyard.. a fucking pizza party come on man
Welcome to the real world. Your "thank you" is called a paycheck
>>62608774Enjoy your inflamed colon.
>>62608774are you paid for overtime?
>>62608774>Where is that money gonna go? Not to usWhy should it?
>>62608774Sorry to hear that anon, don’t take SSRIs please
>>62608784We are salaried, people were staying late. >>62608787Because we did 99% of the work?
>>62608774This is why I hate the corporate world so much. If you look at any HR professional, every last degree they have is basically trying to learn how to fuck your employees in the ass as hard as possible. They hunt you down by department and shove diversity down your throat. They make you do humiliate "anti racism" and sexual harrassment training. They carefully curate the compensation package just right so your raises feel feel like a larger bump than they are. They want to give you some sort of award or fan your balls rather than actually pay you. This economy is stagnant and shrinking and because of that the only room to increase profitability is to cut costs. (the reason for this is exploding healthcare costs making employment unbelievably costly.)
>>62608774But if you made your company better than surely the shares that your company gives you will be going up in value? Seems like the pizza and getting to bond with your coworkers afterward is just icing on the cake :D
>>62608774Is that Hindi on the coke bottle? It’s too blurry to tell on my phone
>>62608814It's horrible, I fucking hate it>>62608815If I saw you in real life, id throw a pizza in your face.
>my companythis is why you will never WAGMI. now get on your knees and open wide wagie
>>62608828If you saw me in real life you'd be trying to give me an over the pants blowjob, I know you want to fuck me so bad cowboy ;)
>>62608836kekOP can you even afford your own knee pads?
You guys are right, I am nothing but a wagie slave. I have no purpose in life other than to provide stock and shareholder value. In fact, the idea of sucking a cock sounds great. Run a train on me please, I give up.
>>62608807>Because we did 99% of the work?So what? If you didn't do it, someone else would. Would they then deserve better than what you got?
>>62608845That's a good kitten :)But seriously, shouldn't your equity package be mooning right now?
>>62608845hang there wagie dont rope ur friends and family need your wage and at least you get 2 weeks vacay every year
>>62608774Is this some kind of a child labor factory?
>>62608774>hop on heavy anti-depression meds so a pizza party makes me feel happynot how antidepressants work lol just show up with molly and be the real office og
>>62608825Just looked closer and it looks like Chinese. That sucks
>>62608774hundred of millions (of rupees)
>>62608807Why don't you demand 10x your salary from your boss then? Could it be bc you know you'd be laughed at, fired, and one of 1000 other wagies would be lined up and ready to do the same job for the same or less pay? Why is your version of the same work worth so much more than everyone else? What is special about your contribution that demands such an exorbitant markup?
>>62608807>>>62608784 (You)>We are salaried, people were staying late.many ppl are automatucailly paid for thisthoughh depends on coutnreis, companies, cultureask for a raise?if u really are so neededif not then start own better company
>>62608814Is going from 28k to 70k in 10 years decent?
>>62608774thank you for getting Mr. shekelstein the downpayment on his 3rd yacht.
Why tf are goyim so ungrateful all the time like this? We literally do our best for you to feel appreciated and shit.It's raising my cortisol levels to see gentiles complain non stop about how we treat them, makes me want to do a lil' geno on you all.
>>62608774Kek. You need to be on the other side of this. Fuck working for other people
>>62608774
>>62608774the money goes into company coffers. employee payrolls are a net loss on financial statements. The stakeholders will ask, "Why did we increase pay for these workers by $1/hour? That's money that could reinvested in the business".
Just pass the next slice Milton
>>62608774your not entitled to a job
>>62609006That's not bad for not job hopping.
>>62608825Roka rora
>you're not entitled to a job, pablo and ranjeed will do it for 10x cheaper. you deserve nothing for hitting record profits bucko
>>62608774don't work hard unless you are on a solid commission or bonus scheme. that should be obvious
>>62608774Work that spreadsheet, wagie.
>>62608789why shouldn't we? this world is super fucking fake and gay.
My company is sending us on a short seafood cruise in the Swedish West coast archipelago with free drinks and live music. It wasn't even a good year. I'll be doing jägerbombs in solidarity with OP and his mistreatment.
>>62608783This... I can't even look at them. The pinnacle of slop. How do Merilards tolerate it?
>>62608845I'm gay and a cuck. A cuck with women. Gay for guys who fuck hard. It could be worse. (You could be gay and a cuck on top of it) too old to be a twink bottom now.
>>62609105It's pretty strange, gay even . The whole world is fuckes up like that .... but we're too cucked tp do anything about it Anyway I'm gay and an actual cuck so dont take my word for it
>>62609453>>62609459>>62609479woah>>62609385thats very nice, enjoy it man
>>62609723Understandable reaction - I'm the only one real enough to admit such things publicly on /biz/
>>62608774I made my company $7 million in one year and they took me and the team I worked with to a fancy steak house for dinner. We also brought the secretary and her bum husband and they racked up $300 in drinks. Her husband wore a t-shirt and shorts and ordered a second meal to go. They have 6 kids by the way and I bet you’ll never guess their ethnicity, but as a hint, it rhymes with birdy sick.
>>62608774thanks for playing goykun
>>62609759is this it?
>>62608807Work is worthless now, if you don't do it some other low skill retard will. Supply and demand, human labour is useless. Dime a dozen.What's valuable is asset ownership. That's what gets paid now. The boss owns assets. He owns the company, he owns the brand, the machinery, the IP. That is what earned millions. Not you.You working late is worth pizza. If it was worth more you wouldn't have traded it for pizza and a salary. You did. Ergo. It's worth that.And deep down you know the demand for your labour is so low that you can't even reject this offer without making your own life worse.Human labour is shit now. It's getting more and more worthless every day.
>>62609479The problem is labour is worthless. If you don't work late , someone else will, likely for even lower pay.The world runs on supply and demand. You can't sell a piece of shit no one wants for high prices.Throw away the expectation that the boss is some kind of benevolent daddy that's going to give you money. You are the boss. Would you pay extra for no reason? You go to eat, two restaurants next two each other. One of them is selling burgers for $15 the other for $35.You really going to the $35 one and offering them $50 instead?Of course not. You are within your rights to go to the $15 one. Similarly the employer is not going to pay you excessively if another worker will just do the same work for cheaper.And why is there always another worker who will do it for cheaper? Because it's easy. Work is easy. Anyone can do it. The days of high skill labour are gone. Now most jobs are done by machines, computers, assets. You just have to press the green button and watch the output. Anyone can do that. That's why salaries have stagnated while productivity has gone up.
>>62608815>bond with your coworkersI wish my coworkers the most severe case of rectal cancer. These backstabbing faggots don't deserve anything better.
>>62609273SSRIs make you a soulless cog in the fake and gay world. You're better off smoking weed.
>>62608774it's important for companies to reserve massive amount of cash as much as possible because it affects their credit ratings, which makes borrowing on leverage possible when the company wants to expand, take on new project or go on hiring spree. Just so that you were wondering.
>>62608774That's what you get for giving a shit about your jobLearn from this. Do the bare minimum
>>62610159>The boss owns assets. He owns the company, he owns the brand, the machinery, the IP.The neat part is for a publically traded company, this isn't even true, the boss is an employee as well. Investors own all the things you listed and that is what is earned millions.Boss is just the alpha wagie, a Noble but not a King.
>>62608807>Because we did 99% of the work?Would you also accept the other outcome? You have to work and don't get paid until the project is done. And if the project results in no deal, you get no pay?That's what the guys who threw the pizza party risked.
>>62608774eat your slop porky
>>62608807So you could have done this on your own right? You could have used your own resources, your own connections, your own assets right? You could have had your co-workers help pitch in right? You could have totally done this by yourself right?
>>62608814Yeah that's cuck mentality. Betcha thought showing up to class and doing your assignments really well got you the best things in life. If you think HR or some company's promotional plan of 3% increases and some bitty bonus or whatever bullshit is going to cut it you're fucked. You gotta fucking take it. Make some good fucking value, find someone who wants it, give it to them. My boy was doing a stint with the feds, realized how fucking incompetent they were, and how shit they were at doing anything. But he had friends there. He quit and comes back a week later for a contractor, which he negotiated a half million signing bonus for, because he lands them a $50m contract for the company easy peasy. He barely does shit after that and still pockets $300k a year."Bawwww what isn't lunch lady giving extra tendies" lmao
>>62608774This is why you become the boss.Wagies are cattle, they want to be exploited.
>>62610578That's my point though, just finding a job isn't enough these days because so much of employment and job creation happens as a cost. Working in accounting, that is actually a nature of the profession, is that your job is a cost to the business. Studying and starting your own business to work on your own terms is going to be a better plan than waiting for someone else to pay for your life.
>>62608774thats actually huge and builds perpetuity for example if you got pizza at 12 its very likely the foids will be gassy by 1:30 or 2 at the latest at which point you can politely force them into meetings to be your personal brap hog
>>62608774kek wagies
>>62608774Negotiate your employment to include a percent based commission on your work. Sales people do it. Stop being retarded and lazy.
>>62610784You really think they can't just get another goy who won't be so uppity? Either you join these psychopaths, you become communist, or you're a cuck simple as
>>62610415thisyour goal should always become a shareholder so you can rent seek. everyone else is a wagie, no matter how much they're paid
>>62608774Ex dev here. Let me tell you a story from game company I worked in Warsaw: 11 bit studios. After releasing a hit after hit, where the whole company was staying on weekends, workin 13h per day for many months, company stock went from $2.5 to $10+ and then to $100+, 4 cofounders, random street bums made dozens of milions each, while the fulltime employees reward was going from freelance contracts, average below $1k per month, to full time positions, also below $1k but now u wagies have your medical insurance paid too! And imagine they even had audacity to tell all the wagies the numbers, followed by literally no reward wahtsoever.
Kill them all
yes, a company should be forced, by law, to spread a portion of their profits to those that contributed by either giving bonuses or raises.
>>62610884kek is this real?
>>62608774welcome to corporate america goyim, be grateful we didnt replace you with ai!
>>62610848Learn the definition of rent seek before you give advice incel
>>62608774Now do you realize why you shouldn't bother working hard? If I am working directly on a project that nets $100m+ and the teams size is under 100, then I expect at least a 0.25% return on that. $40k salary is my reward? Then I'm not working hard at all.>>62608815When I used to be a wagie, the majority of coworkers were not trustworthy at all, why would I want to bond with the majority of them? Some of them even faked be trustworthy. No thanks.
>>62609000Saaaar I will doing this job for $28,000 and a visa
>>62610877Sir I can code dev pls give me $35k plus citizenship
>>62610993>majority of wagies are shit>hurr durr give wagies all the profitsYou sound stupid and entitled
>>62610996Yes, sorry to break it to you commie but you do have to compete with other wagies
what if this is the best game of the international and its all boring from here
sorry wrong thread lol how embarassing
>>62611062What's the right thread? Sounds more compelling than this shithole.
>>62611079dota general in /vg/ its the yearly big tournament
>>62608774pizza parties are the best. they remind me that i can bounce any time i want
>>62608774>good job goy, here's poison (carbs)kek based
>>62608774having a job is like shorting your lifelimited upsideunlimited downside
>>62611181>food is poison Pol brainrot
I never attend such events but I noticed that management thinks the proles are only worthy of health damaging pizzas and cakes
>>62611285What incel blog told you pizza is unhealthy?
Recently been invited to an IT firm's pizza party.Totally underdressed compared to others. People not eating pizza coz carbs.No smell of sweat...A bunch of 20-40 year old people. Fit. In shirts. Fancy shoes. Some even had ties and suits.The main topic were cars.At some point a dorky IT girl with glasses grabs a cut of pizza. Some guy commented something about diet. She replies that they should enjoy this pizza coz it could be the last since AI will take their jobs.The energy in the room shifted.Cant wait for those arrogant pricks to lose their "jobs". They made so much money doing so little. Fuckin parasites.Imagine IT jobs full of fucking Chads. The stereotype is broken. Fat, smelly enthusisats were pushed out of their natural habitat.Imagine being bullied at school for being a nerdy gamer, then getting a job ful of the same fucking pricks that bullied you in highschool.The shift is finally happening. Fuck those IT pricks!
>>62608807In the Business World Empolyees arent People.You are a tool out of Flesh and Bones.And tools are supposed to do the work while the one wielding them nets the Profit.Start your own company if you want to start wielding the tools instead.
>>62611452Libtards scared to eat pizza, soulless husks
>>62611478It stems from the extreme culture of conformity we have going on. They fear being judged or called cringe. Can't get slightly fatter or their fake wives will leave their cuck asses and find another plastic conformist.
When you accepted the job, did you sign any piece of writing saying that a percentage of the millions you bring into the company were going to be offered to you? Did you slave away in the beginning by kissing and licking client asses, shoving 9 inch dildos into your ass for investor amusement, foregoing salaries and benefits for months to come up with a realistic business case, giving up your job and risking everything for something new? No? Then shut the fuck up and get back to work, wagie.
Eh, sometimes the bonus isn't worth dealing with the tax.
>>62611270found the goylem
>>62610877Once you made your company a huge profit you get that written on your resume and apply for the next company for a much bigger contract. Since you have a proof of your deeds it's a good argument for you to make them pay much more. Your own company will not appreciate that because "it's your job". The only way to leverage is going to other company.
>>62608774>Where is that money gonna go?To the shareholdersPic related: Pizza for one
>>62611649You got me I eat and enjoy healthy food,,,woe is me owned by the incels
>>62611346Common sense.
>>62608774Kek you probably deserved it for snitching on the quite quitters.
>>62608774>sign contract agreeing to work for pay>receive the pay you agreed to>get free pizza>complainAI will replace you and you deserve it
>>62608774Who works for who, huh?
>>62608774>ok goyim, we have prepared the cheapest possible goyim carb slop devoid of nutrients and rife with poisonous ingredients for your speciation>this is your reward for working over and above your salary and not being rewarded for it>enjoy the beetus and obesity you fucking retard goykek
>>62612216>Meanwhile goyim, the execs have prepared for themselves a little exclusive party with Angus beef and Dom Perignon Champagne.
>>62612237basedkill all poors
>>62608845That's right. you should be thankful for being given the chance to perform for Mr. Big in his company and not be recycled like the other failed wage gremlins into sustenance. Where do you think those pizzas came from, wagie? Those are your former coworkers who didn't meet the mark. They will turn your nipples into pepperoni
>>62611677there's mushrooms growing out of your cum slime pizza, xir
>>62611101>he plays dota in 2026 (twenty twenty fucking six)never mind you deserve all of it
>>62608774a company sending out emails to employees asking to contribute to a PAC after essentially freezing salaries for the rank and file for 3 years while the CEO's compensation increased by million is wild. it is also real.
>>62610216Based
>>62612407who replied all with that tidbit and suggested the company issue raises of their suggested donation amount?
>>62608780Time to call up the client and tell them your company just threw all the employees under the bus that made this deal happen.is that the kind of thing you want your company to be known for?>Starts targeting client until it's not worth it to honor contract.
>>62608814I am a lifelong corpo and sensitivity training stuff has completely died. There are some videos from 2018 you can skip through once a year, that's it.You gotta get out of that 2016 gorilla mindset bruv. All the butthurt over nothing is gonna hold you back in life.
>>62608807>>62609000Don't be so hard on him. I'm sure another few million more street shitting, dung huffing, swarthy Indians being imported en mass will help increase our wages. At least that's what the man on the TV says.
>>62608774You are cogs in the engine, chud. The drivers enjoy the profit.
>>62608807Doing work is easy. Knowing what kind of work is needed, having the drive to push against the consensus when required, and making other people wealthier are skills 100x worth more than your sovless wageslave role.Welcome to terminal stage capitalism. You are nothing.
>>62610159This nigga typing like a Instagram wealth motivation channel.
why bother at all then if we're just cogs in a machine? depressing as hell...
>>62608774>>62611197
>>62608774>>62611529
>>62608774I'd literally just cram as much pizza in my mouth as I could, help myself to 14-18 slices. You earned it, champ.
>>62614226Like, I'd literally push co-workers out of the way. Pick up an entire pizza, hold the box and munch my way through it.
I'd love for someone to give me free pizza party. One time I visited my mom and she had made two huge pizzas, one of them just the way I liked them as a kid. It was so nice.
