(Female) Anime Brokers EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous: >>62612375
Finally this faggot isn't the boss of the thread anymore
>AI JOBS BOOM>NO JOBSweird
>>62613178Pig fucking is based. Letting a pig fuck your daughter is cool.
Klarnamarines! WE ARE DIAMOND HANDS! WE HODL! Moon will come, by Vishnu MANY MOONS WILL COME!
It's over, isn't it? Everyone is switching to crypto and VOO is slowly dumping
>>62613178wtf you didn't have ears just a few minutes ago
>>62613183This wasn't in regards to the pig. I think this pig's first appearance was in a meme about slavic male and female pairs, the pig depicting a male slav in contrast to female slav model, so yeah it would fuck a man's daughter.
im trying to buy back in with my last 300. so be prepared for nukes dropping tomorrw
GRND bros how we feeling?
>>62613196Yeah but you just know that pig fucks.
Kek SaaS saars
>40T in debt>up from 20T 10 years ago>whatever bro lmao>pay the debt? nah we are just gonna spend more lmao
>>62613196>>62613204Someone has to eat that pig, you guys are gross boss.
>>62613211They can't pay the debt, it would mean no more bond market, you know what happens if there is no bond market boss?
>>62613226>dude imagine just imagine>if we couldn't spent 200 billion a month to park boats in the strait of hormuz>it would be awful>imagine if Indian tech CEOs couldn't sell 100 year bonds. the world would literally endI dunno man debt used to be a sin or whatever boss
>>62613233>>if we couldn't spent 200 billion a month to park boats in the strait of hormuzWe'll be able to recover all of that money once the toll revenue starts pouring in from the unfortunate country's that require passage through the straits boss.
>>62613238look if we were going full imperialist and getting something out of this I wouldn't really be opposed boss. seems to be thoughever this is just a big retarded stunt to distract people from the Epstein files and the world being run by Jewish vampires and shabbos goyim that they feed meth pills to turn into faggots
>>62613251>that they feed meth pills to turn into faggotsThey don't feed people meth pills to turn them into faggots, they use propaganda, and astro-turfed (((influencers))) to turn the people gay boss.
>>62613251>shabbos goyim that they feed meth pills to turn into faggotsUhhhhh EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI need my meth pills to think good.And I have banged more dudes girlfriends than you've had girlfriends, cornfield dweller.
I wonder how much money Jane Street spent today to crab SOXL at 0.00%
It can't go any low-ACK
>>62613262shut up Marge
10% correction soon probably
I'm eating so much shit on my SPCX bags rn but we hold
>>62613270I seriously hope you klarna sluppers dipped out at the end of earnings day like i did
>Reports Anthropic Said To Prepare IPO Filing As Soon As End-August- Expects To Match SpaceX's Record IPO Size Or Top It- Recent Investor Briefings Led By CFO RaoQUICK, BRING IT TO THE MARKET BEFORE WE DUMP
Maybe diaper anon is on to something with KMBanyways OIL MAJORS AND GOLD MINORS
>>62613270Only down another 5% today Klarna Marines. We tank the pain.How much lower can it go really?The stock it wants to do a reversal but it just doesnt know how sadly.
BTC hodler here (since 2015).How does it feel being poor?How does it feel watching the standard and POORS tank on the daily?How does it feel watching cryptochads winning endlessly?Fuck everyone here. Bye for now..
>>62613297>-36% 1 year
We haven't even reached the MA20 on the daily on SPX and it's taking this much effort to gown
>>62613297How did it feel losing over 50% from ATH boss?
>>62613297You could’ve bought literally anything and outperformed shitcoin bigly.
>>62613293>B>AG>CTGO>EQXLFG
>>62613305spx cant go down its for the childrens fund boss. you guys are only allowed to short the nasdaq now.
>>62613306Enjoy that gap down across all equities bitch. That’s what happens when liquidity becomes tight and cash borrowing becomes super expensive. Can’t wait for it to capsize. The dollar is dead anyways and quite frankly it’s been dead for years. Bitcoin is the future. Do you deny it? Delusional smigger retards.
bought the tippy top of moderna yesterday i CANNOT be this fucking unlucky
>>62613320nuhuh BTC is for boomers the future is obamasonic coins
>>62613320>>62613297Buttcoin has a couple green days in a row for the first time in forever so we got some smigger larping as a cryptard now
>>62613318You mean the nasdog?
>>62613320i will remember you when this corrects, lmao. dumb smug cunt.
shit we really crashing now
>>62613320>my useless read-only spreadsheet is the future
>>62613270WE ARE THE KLARMARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING
SCOTT I SUMMON THEEEMY MIND CALLETH OUT TO THE ACROSS THE VOID.FORSOOTH, MARSHALL FOURTH,ALL THE FORCES OF FINANCIAL DARKNESS, LET ARRISE FROM THE DEEPONE THOUSAND THOUSAND GLIMMERINGRED LANCES, A SCIKLY SANGUINE FORREST, OF DEPTH IMMESURABLE,ANON, IN PERFECT PHALLANX LET THEM,DESCEND, LAMANTATION AND DISCORDANT TRUMPETS SOUND, TEACH THEY WHO WOULD, WITH GRASPING HANDS DEFY, THE HOMILY OF MIDAS' FOLLY
gg was nice while it lasted
>>62613333we can just cope post for the next month that its just people liquidating to ape anthropic IPO while markets tank 10%I should have had more cash. I forgot my training
>>62613333Yup.It’s over.
>>62613320Imagine believing that bitcoin is the future when the quantum computers could crack the encryption and send your whole shitfolio to 0 in one candle.
Bought some more ggll today. Might get some calls too
>he didn't sell when oil started pumping again because of the 50th fake peace deal
the market is beating up Bussy
Current positions:- 40% cash- Long Gold, Silver- Long ASTS (because I like hurting myself)- Long a random SAAS company because I’ve been bagholding so long I may as well keep holding.- Short memory and semis- Sold lumber, sold CANEWhat’s (you)r positions like rn?
Futes??
>losing 2k/dayBASED! ALMOST TIRED OF WINNING?!?!?!
>>62613292The irony is that OpenAI will likely hold off IPO until next year. Somehow that faggot Sam lost his best scientists, engineers, and boosters and is yet still leading the competition with Elon and Dario. Early mover my ass, hell Google seems already beat.
>YES YES YES my fake and gay internet money is going up>-17% YTDwtf lmao you're losing to the laziest boglehead
>>62613359100% Bitcoin
>be me>post my selfie to /smg/>people say I fuck daughtersUhh thanks I guess? Now if only my bags pumped as much as my pig dick does...
Damn, I went to do some work stuff and go to the grocery store. What did you guys do?
>>62613293I hear gen Z is into butt stuff even more than millennials if that's possible. Bullish long term for KMB
>>62613337zased leeet bussy poster
>>62613362>Somehow that faggot Sam lost his best scientists, engineers,where'd they go? That's who I'd throw in with
>>62613361im down like 7k practically 1/5th my NWand i have no job
KEVIN PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK
CASHNADO ALERT!
>>62613185eww
>>62613379You're too poor to post here
>>62613386suck my anus
>>62613386He's got 7k times 5 minus 7k, that's like way more than most of the thread boss.
>>62613379what does an unemployed 30 thousandaire (previously) "invest" in?
All of my gains have now been completely erased thank you for listening
>>62613383>CashnadoPinball and Top Dollar are better. Wtf is this meme anyway? That OMCs and their wives like slot tournaments?
>Bussyent buys US treasuries to stabilise the market because yields are rising>Causes the market to dip even harder than it wasLMAO
>>62613394a year of gains for me.i only think about suicide. im not really suicidal.
I have realized that I no longer careI am one with the worldI am zen nothing can hurt me anymoreit is all emptiness, no more stress, no more painjust zen
Sold HOOD at the literal top in pre-market. feelsgoodman. HOOD niggas im frontin
How does it feel losing everything?BTC is the answer to all of your problems.
>>62613399in one day?
wtf walmart is in qqq holdings
>>62613179Because the jobs being created in the AI boom are for tradies, very few women sparkies, plumbers, etc
>>62613402I didn't lose shit I'm down 1k while being a 6 fig pig because I hold boring shit that does nothing.
>>62613408>Walmart moved its stock listing from the New York Stock Exchange to the Nasdaq to signal its evolution into a tech-driven omnichannel retailer, emphasize its focus on e-commerce and artificial intelligenceWalmart is a future facing tech driven AI company focusing on e-commerce nowadays
my algorithm tells me that NVDA has 100% chance of being green tomorrowdo with this information what you will
I have discovered a neat trickIf you turn off notifications and don't check your portfolio then it can't hurt you!
Please tell me my Walmart call is going to be fine by this time next year
>>6261339020k hereall in soxs
How about this heat?
>>62613416>100% chance of being green tomorrowbased on what?
COOOOOOOOOME BREAK ME DOWNBURRY ME, BURRY MEI AM FINISHED WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>62613413You’ll lose 2k tomorrow. 4k in 4 days 10k in a week. It’s over.Why would anyone put their money in the stock market when bonds have over 5% yields? That’s guaranteed money btw. I’m not even saying bonds are great, they aren’t. Bitcoin is better, however if one had to choose between the stock market and bonds…..bonds win.
>>62613432Why is Bobo Emo now?
>>62613431Their logo is green. AMD is gonna be red tomorrow by the way.
>>62613434I'm not buying your shitcoin before it crashes yet again
>>62613442based>>62613431kek
>>62613436what if I wanted to breaklaugh it all off in your facewhat would you do?
I thought I was hurting, seeing lots of smiggers down bad>>62613430Gonna rain later boss, humidity is the killer
I am having such a fucking tough time getting a decent entry today boss. I keep fucking selling the bottom and buying the top. Somehow only down like $200, but still, shit's been fucking wild today. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts like this boss.
>>62613446why are you talking about BTC when hes talking about bondswhat does the crypto rally have to do with that
Call me when I can Klarna options purchases
>>62613185Fuck. My 15CSP are getting assigned.
this fucking nigger market. why the random sell off on no news?
>>62613449The tumblr girls that hang out in /smg/ are all probably creaming their snizzes rn frfr
I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?" NOit's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
ONNONEWS
>>62613453The>Bitcoin is betterAnd the fact that he's posted nothing but cryptoshit
>>62613464JUST SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR
SCOTT ! WTF are you doing!
>>62613459No news? You didn't hear that Bussyent is buying US treasuries because no one else is? That means the USD goes down, that means oil goes up, even after announcing the treasury will intervene in the market yields went back up the next day
>>62613414lol they can use all the buzzwords they want. they're a big box retailer selling cheap chink crap and poison "food" to dumb goy people.
please open the strait :)
>>62613297I bought ibm which will end btc with their quantum tech ;)
Trump tariffs, Maduro, Chevron down in CuraçaoRed Sea, Houthis, Taiwan drills, Nvidia, Mar-a-LagoUkraine drones, Russian crude, Guyana pumping offshorePermian, LNG trains, everybody wants some moreHormuz closed, Iran war, Brent crude pushing ninety-fourTankers dark, diesel spike, Aramco reroutes some more
>>62613474Wait if the government is buying its own bonds, what will happen when the government defaults on the bonds boss?
>>62613474yeah but isn't it just a drop in the bucket. i was around for the real QE with hundreds of billions.
>>62613466opex derisking, maybe
>>62613477What if it's another quantum company that cracks the code though?
the aschenbrenner blow up to all time highs was a fugazzi. They played us for fools and we bought into it. I’m shorting with EVERYTHING I GOT
>>62613484Quantum sector pumps on news
>>62613482On no news is a classic /smg/ meme my friend.
>>62613481That's what makes it so bad, it's not enough liquidity to change anything but it shows how fucked things actually are
>>62613491I know but there is news
>>62613496It's also applicable in news situations due to the irony.
>>62613491Remember when AI was still fun?
>Sky is falling>Everything I have is a lil bit green
>>62613478We didn't start the fiya
>>62613479The government doesn't buy the bonds back and then continue to pay the coupon to themselves you dummy. They buy it back and the bond closes.
Reminder that we are (always) one week from total ruin.
>>62613431
>>62613502AI Kino. Stephen King could never.
Bussyent trying to calm the market after yields went back up after his announcement yesterdayhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/20/bessent-says-treasury-buyback-operation-could-be-more-than-4-billion.html
>>62613507Dude didn't even bother to take different photos for his clickbait
>>62613507YouTubers belong in death camps
>>62613512He doesn't even bother making a new thumbail for every day you can see he repeats it at least twice lol
>too depressed to look after earlier misery>thread dooming and glooming>check>actually not so bad now
>everything red except PMs, oil, and cryptoFucking hell.
>>62613502I remember that time we got one of the AIs to do a story about how these guys with tiny hats controlled all the financial markets, and it went on and on about these tiny hat dudes, and then when I mentioned the tiny hat dudes were Jews the AI had a melt down and started clanking and spilling its circuits all over the place boss.
>>62613521silver pennies away from $69 today
>>62613165I had an argument with two friends a while back about the stock market. I claim that the stock market is just betting. Literally betting. Stock price (in a public market) has nothing to do with how well the company is going. Stock price affects the company 0.The only good it does is>Look how well the market believes in us. Invest in usStock price goes up if more people believe that this company will do good in the future than believe it will go bad. But its just people putting bets on companies.They refused to agree with me. I can't remember what they said, we were quite drunk. But I want to hear if and why I am wrong.
>dumb niggers thought MRNA pump would last forever I bet a ton of retards actually held
The time is close now, the end is nearMy walk through the valley, trails of fearI feel empty, my penance is overdueI guess it's too late now https://youtu.be/c-N9Q4xqfNU
>>62613521Yeah, a weakening USD will do that, you can thank Scott Bussyent, former partner at the Soros Fund Management
>>62613527They bought this chart
>>62613525>Literally betting. Stock price (in a public market) has nothing to do with how well the company is going. Stock price affects the company 0My words exactly. A few people with a couple millions "slashing" billions of market cap is hilarious.
>>62613525I like that you used "betting" instead of "gambling on". Nicely put. I also agree, but I think that theres more facets to it than a coin flip. The game that closest mirrors the market is Craps.
oh nonono klarna hoes not like this
power hour pls
>>62613524Not even 68 now, oils not helping
Ugh of course I was right the entire pump these last few weeks was fake. I could feel it, I should've sold all those positions and just stayed cash
>>62613533\m/\m/
How is ROST expected to perform. I just bought some on the hope they have an excellent earnings report today but I'm ready to sell tomorrow at a loss if it dumps.
>>62613539Yeah they fucking did. Curing cancer isn't profitable, people don't seem to understand that
>>62613525Kinda true for companies that don't pay dividends. Usually the stock price is based on future earnings brought to current value but when you don't have an anchor you can say the company will grow a billion percent in the future and that's why palantir and tesla have such insane PE ratios.Dividends companies aren't gambling as much because their prices are usually done by discounted cashflow valuations.
>>62613359Something like>50% cash>30% AI related stuff>20% other stuff (which also crashed -_-)Shouldve gone cash the other day where I suspected the pump would just be rugpulled the next day, sure enough it did. I almost never buy dips anymore since they seem to be traps on a long enough timescale as of late.
>>62613560The moderna vaccine actually causes melanoma boss.
>>62613545I don't see it as gambling, I see it as betting.Like betting on a hockey game, or a soccer game. You know the team you are betting on and you think they will do good. Gambling is playing something like roulette, which is just luck.But betting on stocks is betting on a team that you think everyone else will bet on. And you bet that the company behind the stock will produce good numbers, otherwise everyone else betting will sell and you will lose money. Not actually because the company is doing bad, but because people bet on the wrong thing so they sell.Does it make sense?
>>62613568You're a jew so you're probably right, baggot. You of all people would know it's fake
>>62613561Companies pay pennies on a dollar. Stock price of ANY company today is insanely inflated.
>>62613568>circular revenue streamBullish AF
>>62613434Bonds yield 5%? How do I buy these? Had I known they were yielding that much Od have cashed out months ago. Provided I can sell them profitably at a whim rather than being trapped holding them to maturity. And also that if bond values go down I don't get screwed into bagholding as I assume they'd lose value in yerms of reselling.
>ahemSKHineY
>>62613578Why not buy tech bonds which are giving about 7% yields, unless you think Google is going to go bankrupt, Google is doing bonds up to 100 years
>>62613585I did not know that either...shit I shouldve gone cash. Where can I buy these?
After opex we crash to 7300 or rocket to 8000. Call it
>>62613585That 100 year Google one was in Euroes I think. Long term corporate bonds are at 5.75% ish and high yield bonds are at 7.4%
>>62613434Its not time to full port yet. Give it some panic. Your YTM will better.
>>62613575Not true at all. You think so because you are trying to time market movements for the short term (less than 5 years) but a lot of dividends companies are cheap when you do discounted cashflows in perpetuity and is fine with holding it for all of eternity.
>>62613594It was pounds, Google just did their first ever bond offering in AUD in Australia with a 6.95% yield
>>62613585Techbonds? That what this entire bubble is about. Dive into Apollo, BlueOwl, fuckknowswhomore. I know, the shellcompanies take the hit.
>>62613572I get what you're trying to say. I still reserve that Craps reminds me most of the market. You can bet with/against the house and there are systems that you can work to tl;dr "never lose money" and it generally does get electric like the floor of a stock exchange when a shooter/table gets hot. Shits fun. Picrel was from when I was in vegas in april. I made $175 while waiting for coffee at the table cause the line at Starbucks was long.
>>62613584boo get better material
>>62613585>>62613594>>62613601Google going full long USD
>>62613601The 20 and 30 year treasury is over 3%. Which is amazing because if we ever get inflation shitting itself your annual payments could easily go over 10% like before
Now we are talking bonds. Sell me your best. And fuck that 1827% YTM Turkroach shit.
is bessent or trump more fucked?
>>62613600No, I'm saying that because nobody paid the amount of money you read in news articles the company worth. This is the absolutely the same situation as with deposited money in banks. If all people dump stocks of the same company you'd be lucky if you get an IPO price, let alone the current one.
>>62613608Explain, do I need to be holding these before it pumps up 10%, 10% a year is pretty good assumong it cant dump back down.
>>62613337>be Scott Bessent>be famous for breaking the Bank of England and giving the Brits a reality check on the value of their currency>become treasury secretary>refuses to break the Bank of JapanWhy? The Nips have known for 36 years their monetary policy has been unsustainable. It’s time to pay the piper, he should be working to break the Bank of Japan and the Yen to find its real value, not protect it
TMF bros is it our time?
>>62613525Stocks are little boxes you put your vote in.You put in a limit or even stop buy order for every company that exists into the exchange order books, that's your vote for what the company is actually worth. I have GTC orders open for $1,200 for AAPL and $25 for SPCX for instance. Your votes directly tell the exchange what you think a company is really worth, and that tells everybody if the company is good or bad. Set the prices higher or lower every day as needed so they won't fill.You're not supposed to buy stocks, you're supposed to keep 100% of your cash in a HYSA.
>>62613617Because they’ll dump a massive amount of bonds which will put more pressure on Mr Bussy
>>62613615I have no idea what you are saying
Do you guys ever listen to the Cranberries on repeat?
>>62613611121% Air Baltic
>>62613626I listen to Dreams on repeat sometimes
>>62613628
>>62613623What else can they do at this point? Their problems are unfixable, and they need to get used to having a smaller economy. Propping them up a little longer will just make it worse for everyone
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEIT CAN'T HAPPEN LIKE THISWE NEED A MEGA PUMP FIXKEVIN
>>62613634Delay until we have a brown president to blame it on
>>62613606a bloo bloo
>>62613551up $1 from open
Time for total capitulation. Freak the fuck out and sell everything to avoid further losses boss.
>>62613626Sure but I prefer this versionhttps://youtu.be/8ga_tSyiRvQ
>>62613616Every year it adjusts for whatever inflation is on top of the real yield. And the etfs (VTIP, SCHP, LTPZ) pay it out as a dividend. Compare VGLT (long term government bonds) to LTPZ (long term government tips bonds) on seeking alphas dividend yield compare page and you can physically see how much the yield spikes with inflation
Enough fancy big man words, what stonks do I buy? I’m holding for a year
https://x.com/ariaradnia/status/2090485578974323016/video/1
Just 10 more cents lower on SPY and I'll be out with a small profit for the day boss.
Break it down!Degenerate into something, foolWe just got tired of doin' what ya told us to doThat's the breaks boy, yeahThat's the breaks, little manBreak it down!
>>62613560it's not curing cancer anyway. you cannot vaccinate people against cancer (i.e. give them true immunity against getting it) because cancer is just your cell division/repair/clean up malfunctioning in such a way that it hits just the right mutations in just the right order to evade the normal clean up routines of your body.the shit they presented wasn't even about directly fighting cancer, either. it was simply an admixture to an already established medication which you receive AFTER the cancer has been surgically removed to try and kill any leftovers that might be present in your body.those meds usually fuck you up very well, too. my mom had to take them and her health nosedived after that (no chemo, her cancer was just surgically removed).it is overall very unimpressive, merely a slight efficiency boost to cleanup meds you take at the end (if it even boosts the efficiency at all).this doesn't change anything fundamentally really, so the x3 pump was retarded.
is DDDD better than SCHD ?
>>62613652
>>62613658lmao, if you know everything then how come you haven't cured cancer? Checkmate boss.
Sneedisk still wants to gapfill all the way to 1300 and the puts just aren't as high premium as they were a couple weeks ago.
What's going to happen to bonds? Is it a nothingburger like every other time people have been worried about US debt, or is it different this time?
>>62613659it needs one more D
>>62613669It's going to be a bond burger (your sister tonight)
Klarna's not goin any lower at this point, right?
>>62613673I don't even know what that means.
>>62613669it's just the next big round number so shit might doomp a bit for a while, but 40T is honestly not really fundamentally different from 35T or somethingif you weren't fucked before, then you aren't fucked now either.if you are fucked now, then you were already fucked for a long time anyway and yet it didn't really do much.
>>62613675hope this helps
>>62613675
Newfag
made it to paris safe and sound everyone. tomorrow i go to antsterdram. tough market day but it seems to be hanging in there, stay hopeful
This shit is gonna reverse hard. There's no way Kushner's brother would get fucked over this much.
>>62613677Kek
>>62613673lol
power fifteen minutes please
>>62613680>made it to paris safe and soundnow your real test of survival begins.
I’ve created a task force for dilating your Jackson hole
You guys like that gap down?Fuck everyone lol
Must be some real panic happening.
>>62613691This dude is the most boring motherfucker ever.
>>62613693Delicious crash cheapiesI know i took out 5 grand from the market for a reason
>>62613674why do you guys trade these low cap shit stocks
Walmart is too big to fail, right? It will go up, right?
>>62613694He walks like a bitch and talks like a bitch
SELL EVERYTHING
>>62613693there is always a big economic crash every Republican 2nd term.
I just had a great idea, what if I bought a ton of Klarna puts with Klarna, and then just never paid them back boss?
>>62613677Hahahah. He Brosnan Burgered her. Classic.
Sell it all, today.
Buy on market close
S E L LELLE V E R Y T H I N GVERYTHING
BUY YOU FOOLS
>>62613693I might be concerned if I knew what any of this means but I don't so I'm not
gemini says a green close is really important for soxl, in the first place it causes david to buy more shares, in the second place it causes shorts to cover because there is a risk of a gap up overnight that they want to avoid. important ten minutes here.
THE 1PBTID FUDDERS ARE OUTBOTTOM SIGNALHODL
>>62613705Maybe. But there is some serious dumping of US long term debt happening. We can speculate as to sources. But confidence is wobbling. They are having to put out fires everywhere. And it’s accelerating.
>>62613715The gubmint is putting the credit card on the other credit card.
LAST CHANCE TO ESCAPE THE CRASHSELL SELL SELL
I loaded up on more Sneedick today. Know it's volitile but I don't give a fuck anymore I just want to make money again
>>62613677The old spy steamed ham maneuver. Classic.
>>62613722Going down with the ship.
>>62613704>>62613712>>62613722What inside info do you got for us?
BOBO I HATE YOU
Thank for this day. I support the black Israelite movement.
>>62613669International holders are selling to help strengthen their currency because of how expensive oil is and to fund that they are selling ours. Also buyers are demanding more because the government doesnt seem as trust worthy anymore for handling inflation
I almost bought MRNA at close yesterday like a retard but held off at the last second luckily. Shit's going to close below 100 tomorrow.
Its over
>>62613617Completely different scenarios. The yen is obviously undervalued by any metric and it's Japan's monetary policy that is keeping it undervalued.
How this late pump is a sign of things for tomorrow
Semis keep flip flopping
Tranold Dump is gey
I made it out with a slight profit today boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62613738i'm exit liquidity for bagholders
lmao that dump
>>62613751+0.58%
>>62613751+0.67%. But Im getting absolutely wrekt on my sold NTR calls.
nasdaq is going +2% tomorrow
>>62613751-.67% obliterated
>>62613749takes one to know one pal (not pal)
Slurped some FCEL. The power of incels is on my side
>>62613751Not good!Today: -1.42%This Week: -3.44%This Month: +4.70%This Year: +29.18%From Peak: -3.69%12 Months: +15.29%
I am still short gold.The markets can fall and things can reset for a bit.The yields can rise and we can force more pension funds to buy debt or come up with new ways to bundle it.But if the dollar starts getting replaced by gold or shitcoins, and if we have to balance our trade deficit with something real/discrete (in the sense that can't be created at will), its over for America, which is structured around the bill never coming due on the greenback credit card.Therefore, that is what they will defend when push comes to shove.That is the one thing that cannot happen.
>>62613751Up 1.59% since I have a lot in MU and other semi shit. Probably going to dump tomorrow but at least I didn't end up red on an otherwise blood red day
>>62613751-.33. disappointing but no real damage. soxl and btbt kept things stable for me
>>62613751-0.34% made less painful by the late pump
>>62613751-0.56%
>>62613758>+0.67%>-.67%Sorry I stole your money mate. Tomorrow we trade.
>>62613751-1.35%
>>62613751>Up 0.49%
>>62613751+1.20%
whos keeping their shorts open overnight?
>>62613751Basically flat but my Jackson hole is ready for tomorrow
>>62613751+18.43% gamboprobably -99% on longs but who cares
Nigger friday incoming
>>62613751-0.4%
>>62613751-3.25% (unrealized)
>>62613777Checked
>>62613693>The operation will begin on Sept. 9 and remain effective through Nov. 4What's the implications of this?Why only start spet.?
>>62613751+1.82%
GOOG has fallen like every single day for the past 2 months.
>>62613794>7% YTDUs googlies are in the Microsoft position now, with MSFT I was at least able to sell for a profit when I got sick of the dumps but I can't even do that for Google
>>62613794Kenny G is dabbing on Berkshire
looks like the Dump administration is finally unraveling completely. equity and bond markets are done with this shit government
>>62613751I made $2.95 cents, which is better than losing anything, but not enough to cover my expenses on the day boss.
babe i know you're mad at me, you almost always are nowadays, but what do you expect? i adore you and want your love and attention. i think more than anything you're angry at yourself though, the conflict inside of you that you wish would go away. best of luck with that and i hope your heart wins over your head.anyways financially speaking we need bonds to stabilize overnight and a drop in oil wouldn't hurt either, i don't see any reason for this selloff fundamentally, just wrongdoers taking advantage of a pause in institutional buying as they wait for nvidia earnings, but they've overstayed their welcome already and a bounce should be coming.
>btc pumps on yield lowering project>it doesn't work which dumps markets>btc still goes upSo then I assume the idea is that it's bullish for BTC to become a highly regulated US asset, robbing it of the only distinct quality which made it worth anything?
>>62613819Yes, while still keeping the quick painless pump and dump rugpull aspect
>>62613794Doesn’t matter, they raised 80+billion at the top. $200+ billy on the balance sheet.
Bloom energy (BE) yes or no?
>>62613827>conveniently off the balance sheet: 200 billioin debt
>>62613810LFG, bond vigilantes meet the bond satanists
I made 14.88 today brother
>>62613833Tens of billions in operating cashflow each quarter. they are more than ok. Check the ratings.
>>62613751down 0.60%
>>62613830We already talked about this, Leopold.
>>62613836HH brother
>>62613424At what average?
>>62613836Hell yeah brother
current situation looks really dangerous. I am more scared than last year when we had the tariff dip. spy might unironically crash down to 5xx.
>>62613751>+.98%Buoyed by memory. Pretty much everything else is down, especially my boomer stocks
>>62613794Didn't berkshire buy the top?
>>62613693Someone explain to me te goverment buying its own debt? Isnt this Circular financing as well?
>>62613863They did but their average is up 20% still.
>>62613867"buyback" in this case is just a term used to signalize that the goverment is paying off contratcs before they expire
>>62613658No it's an immune system malfunction if anything. You cannot mutatute to avoid cleanup, such mutations still get caught by good immune systems. It's cancer is predominantly something you get when you age, it's not uniformly distributed amount all age groups. Ie someone who makes it to really old age without getting cancer has a very good immune system for their age, they didn't get "lucky". So theoretically a vaccine is possible
>>62613867it's just paying back early. this is unequivocally positive
>>62613729Not telling.This is the big one.Screenshot this post.
>>62613867Look don't even try to make sense of it, just know the whole system is fucked, but somehow it will keep chugging along without the wheels falling off until Trump is out of office boss.
It's over for MUbaggies.
>>62613879OH NO!!!!!
>>62613867Yes, but they have more control over it than they are letting on.Rates need to go up to stop AI retards from melting down pacifiers and strollers to build datacenters.But raising them themselves would be unpopular.
>>62613879So long as he gives it one last boomer exit pump that will be enough for me
>>62613874......yes, but with what money?
>>62613884>>62613879>Cramer was given a tour of Micron's new fab (under construction) by the CEO.It's over
>>62613889Printed money. It costs inflation. But only dollar owners pay.
>>62613889It's a jewish trick to control the rate curve. They're borrowing at the short end, to pay off the debts on the long end boss.
>>62613889The treasury is full of money anon, they just print it.
I’m addicted to trading sneed disk options
>>62613889>>62613900Like if you've heard of Dave Ramsey's debt snowball strategy, what Bussy is doing is nothing like the snowball strategy, he's attacking the debt where the interest rates are the highest via borrowing at a lower interest rate to do it boss.
>>62613889treasury money, which comes from all sorts of places. "worst" case scenario is they are selling bonds at a lower interest rate to buy back bonds at a higher rate. i trust bussynt knows what he's doing, and even in that scenario it's a sign of healthy cashflow and short term debt markets. he's saving the taxpayers money. if there were actually a problem the yield curve would invert from these actions but that's not happening, it just shows there's too much long term paper and not enough short term, it's an arbitrage move
>>62613867The treasury sells new bonds that have <10 year maturity and uses the money thus raised to buy existing bonds that have >10 year maturity
>>62613646>>62613616See
>>62613794Coca cola beating google x4 YTD is kinda funny
>>62613907I think that's a variation on the avalanche technique
>overbought because reasons
>>62613867Long term bond yields keep climbing higher because the market is pricing in inflation never going away.The government doesn't like this and is selling short term treasuries to buy long term bonds back. Essentially yield curve control but that's a big bad word so they won't admit it. Mostly because it never works.
>>62613917safe havens are overvalued babe, and growth is at a discount. when the market finally realizes how good things are things will shift fast. love you very much.
>>62613921OVER-OWNED!NEW SLANG, mf SANDISK CRASHING OUT
>>62613617he’s a weeb
>>62613921Erm actually it's over-owned, not overboughtFundamentals? No those don't matter again, try to keep up
>>62613751+0.1%
mike chungus wants to fill that little teasing gapperino wuith his huge momentumwill the koreans let him?
Is thing is going to be rapidly reusable anytime soon?
>>62613924I feel like there's a huge market psyop to convince people to sell/shake them outIf the big firms don't believe in the chungus thesis, then they should sell all their memory stocks now and peace out.
>>62613936with the magic of billions of dollars, anything is possible.
>>62613936*is this thing
>>62613617The UK no longer acts as a international lender. At least not on the scale of Japan. If Japan continues to sell US bonds to prop up its own currency the yen carry trade will unwind which will be a lot of pain
>>62613906Hey it's Tom
>>62613941The Space Shuttle was one of the greatest money burning operations of all time, and it never achieved rapid reusability
>>62613921When stocks go down it means the company is very bad
>>62613936It's just a sci-fi fantasy
>>62613867
Guys, I think I might not be cut out for investing..
>>62613922i think it's more just the price of credit is going up because it's in demand darling, because there's so much high roi investments to make in the private sector. that's what my optimist eyes see
>>62613948>crowd of brown peopleAccurate to america
>>62613948kek
>>62613921my algos show it wont recover it will push lowersame algos showed btc will pump back to 110 handle
>>62613958how hard is it to set a recurring buy on VOO and just dont even look at your portthats investing
you're so thoughtful and lovely. agree or not this is the stuff i adore about you
>>62613967I knew I shoulda bought MSTR calls
>>62613936The reason Elon is testing water landings is because of this.
>>62613947Yeah, but think of all the kino we got between challenger, columbia and hubble. Plus we got uhh GPS, and maybe some lab grown crystals boss.
>>62613968That's saving. It's called "savingsplan" (Sparplan) in germany
>>62613967I seeWell if the algo says it, the non-yielding digital dogcoins must be worth more than the actual hardware it runs on
>>62613958what financial sins have you committed, fren? what bags burden your port?
paris seems like a real nice town. i don't have time to do anything here, got in late and have a train to catch in the morning, but i'd like to do it with you someday babe. like i keep telling you, i'm rich now. i know that was something about me that made you nervous early on but i really made it babe, and just like i said all that time ago when we watched the intel earnings together, i want to buy you everything you want
>4.699>4.7>4.71So what hour tonight do/does all of the shitcoins rug/the pinkjak posting begin?
>>62613996Baby you're a rich manBaby you're a rich manBaby you're a rich man, tooYou keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zooWhat a thing to do
>>62614002bone apple tea time
>>62614005i have all this money and no one to spoil ;_;
>>62614007She gone make the wine warm holding the glass like that
>>62613996No on likes Paris.Just buy a 4 day Paris museum pass and spend the entire time in The Louvre, then leave.Or better yet go to Normandie where they have castles and iced seafood towers and everything cooked with apple and not a bunch of retarded Parisians who make it their business to try to hit you with their cars at every opportunity.
>>62613889>buy depreciated long duration bonds>with fresh short term bonds>mr market pretty much reverts to the previous state in 1 trading day, just as if the intervention was a drop of water landing in a full bathtubthe money is fake, its made up
>>62614012she thought it was really dark cognac in the glass
>>62614005Based Beatles
>>62614013it will have to be next summer, already booked in answerdan and then i'm giong to L O N D O NONDON
Why do thirdies care about our economy so much?!?!
>>62614012They don't really do the temp thing.I had this rapper dude when I was waiter at a fancy restaurant the summer before school, and he would always have me bring an champagne bucket stand for the cab sauv (red) wine boss.
>>62614023Hate us cuz they ain't us
>>62613794it’s still higher than the price level I liked for buying but my paycheck didn’t arrive on time to capitalize on it. this could be my 2nd chance
>>62614015Trump and Bessent should come out with Hormussy bonds now that Hormuz is American territory.
>>62614012she's hot coal
>>62614023>122% GDPliterally nothing. houses are like 10x median income and this is considered a health amount of debt. America can easily do 1500%.
it's basically free money to just hold vol through jackson hole right? they still have to do something, that shit didnu nuffinRAPE HIKE RAPE HIKE RAPE HIKE
>>62614025That sounds about right
>>62614023Hes trying to act like iran can do anything to us when they fucking cant do shit. We waste sever times their economy every year just on somali fraud scams.
>>62614032>hold volOk but how you finna express that homie
Dude is traveling through a decadent continent lmao.
>>62614023We have jewish talmud magic and petrodollar on our side. We are built different.
>>62613996i unironically watch sometime episodes of emily in paris like a little girl i amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lptctjAT-Mk
everyone needs to lower their tones immediately and cool it with the anti semitism
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/kOnde5c7OG8?si=YWNtb4rd44VRr96S
>>62614021London is a better town.I'd like to live there some day once the bongs are totally rugged, meek, and grateful.>>62614032I was looking at the swap data last night and it was a whole lot of vol plays and not much else directionally beyond Korean shipbuilding and Chinese chips (plus some random Philipino guy buying a bunch of shit using Pilipino real estate company shares)
>>62614048nice selection
>>62614037OTM september VXX calls
Did you niggerz buy the WMT bottom?
I was supposed to wake up and be green smiggers WHAT THE FUCK
>>62614057Just realized they got rid of Bonobos a few years back. Fuck that place.>>62614054Thanks, bro
>>62613944you worry too much. seethe and steam too much. too cautious, too pessimistic. i wish you could be brave and hopeful and forgiving. you're still my dreamgirl.>>62614043cute girls. i'd snuggle up with someone and watch that.
>>62614057nope I fudded it like 3 times today and shilled NCLH and HOOD and I'm up like 2% on each today
>>62614057Waiting for the second dip tomorrow on opex then it's a rocketship
>>62614057I did try to wan you>62606776
>>62614055Any reason you chose that instead of VIX calls?
>>62614067*warn you>>62606776
>>62614057is walmart going out of business? they employ a billion people. government needs to take the bailouts more seriously and stop dragging their feet.
>>62614076no. they made a lot of money. more money than ever. but bigly than they should have.they have slower growth. they blamed not selling enough pharmacy pills. they said the consumer is cutting back. they said niggers steal from self checkout40 p/e
>>62614071Nice >>62614082Yes they need to be trimmed like COST
>>62614082The big nose guy on cnbc said we can’t raise rates cause Walmart is down.
>>62614076they are slowly rotting, people are more likelyto shop at their local grocery store or ALDI than walmart.
62614062>you're my dreamgirl>cute girlsHe's just the worst
>>62614067You suck. Fuck you. Everyone here remembers you were bearish during the memory rally to ATHs. You're nothing.
>>62614062which are cute girls? tourism from usa to paris increased like 50% because of the shownearly half of tourist now come to paris because of the show they do even tours of filming spots for tourists
why do niggers have the need to post their trannyme shit along with they "anonymous" comments
>>62614052you pay for that? there's no way something that granular is public>>62614070i... might have... not been aware.... i could have done that. possibly>>62614082>40 p/elmao i forgot about that
>Trump Increasingly Lashing Out At Allies As Victory In Iran War Proves Elusive – WPHE'S LASHING OUT
>>62614094i meant the girls in the show but you're a cutie pie too. are you dreaming about paris? i was going to do it but i got city fatigue very early on and just loved nice, i have to get north now because i'm leaving from southhampton (pronounced souf-ham-pen) in 2 weeks. maybe should have done paris but i wanted to eat mushrooms in amsterdam
>>62614110bros crashing out on twitter rn
>>62614095Something wrong in childhood. I don't judge them publicly for the same reason I don't discipline another guy's kid at the park. But I do judge them privately. Rightly, daily.
>>62614110Maybe he should've threatened allies with tariffs during the war as leverage, not before the war for fun.
>>62614116he has 10 posts in the last 20 minutes lmao
>>62614110I feel like this really is a nice way to wrap up the boomer generation.
>>62614110>I repost delusional anti trump media narratives
Bump
>>62614138You may be unaware of this Anonymous, but once we have reached the bump limit, your comments will not bump the post to the top of the board.It is common courtesy to wait until we are closer to Page 10 in the catalog before creating a new general.
>Michael Saylor vows to "spread Bitcoin to 8 billion people around the world"
>>62614152bump
>>62614152this is the last smg ever tho
>>62614152bumpBAKERDO IT FOR FREEEEE
Last post on 4chan.This is the end of times.
bUmP
>>62614161do not bake, when smg dies maybe the smiggas can finally make it
>>62614161For free? In this economy? You trippin dawgThis nigga trippin
>he thinks ill do it for free
i can still post images though
>>62614173
>>62614158Gotta keep the ponzi going.
>I don't come here anymore yt and TikTok exist
>>62614111i was in paris long time ago, it was too hot during summer
>>62614182did they smell bad? I bet it smelled like Africans in the heat
>>62614187The rats usually dispose of the corpses so it doesn't smell that bad.
did you guys know that thursday is friday in israel? i call it jewish friday.
>>62614168I'll be free after page 10
So this is the last /smg/ ever. At least I made money today
>>62614195is that why Saturday is Jewish Sunday?mind fucking blown
>>62614196we all know you will be here forever
when will dram go back to $100
>>62614199>help israeli team at work>thanks for fixing it anon have a good weekend>oh right... well one more day for you
Need a new bake asap
