/smg/ in Harlem EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous:>>62614215
>friday, august, already done my buysI'm out of cash for the month, see you in september bros
love your stops, not your stocks.
My fridge door just fell off. Is that bearish or bullish?
>>62615510Bullish for Walmart if you can't put it back on and your shit spoils. Bullish for Moderna if your coolant breaks too and leaks into the atmosphere destroying the ozone layer.
>>62615510So put it back onAre you a woman?
>>62615510Will you use Klarna for financing the new fridge?
>>62615532I wonder, if people collects lots of klarna debt and klarna fails, does it mean their debt is erased?
>>62615529>>62615530>>62615532I did put it back on. I guess it symbolizes my portfolio falling apart this week and then being restored at the end. It's going to be a green day today.
>>62615539No, someone buys the debt and enforces it themselves. Klarna is already selling it in fact.
>>62615539Cool it with the antisemitism
>>62615539Klarna is too big to fail
>>62615542I still have to pay 400 euros from when my former garbage collecting company went bankrupt in 2020I guess debt collecting it's actually enforced in first world countries
>>62615539What eventually happens is a debt collecting company buys the debt and tries to collect for like half a year before they then keep filing missed payments damaging your credit. I don't know if they sue or eventually give up if your credit goes to zero or you just don't give a fuck about it. There have to be a ton of chinks and foreigners who just come to America to get a degree or whatever with no plans of coming back to America afterwards so they max out their credit and basically tell everyone in America to go fuck themselves BISH. That's how stupid the system is here in America.
>>62615560unironically interesting
>>62615560>a ton of chinks and foreigners who just come to America to get a degree or whatever with no plans of coming back to America afterwards so they max out their creditthat's only half the storytheir credit is very much limited by their credit profile which lenders are very good at modeling to target a very specific delinquency rate unless you're going to some shady payday loan placesit's very much a non problem and far from being murican banks biggest issue let alone the entire "system"
>>62615560it's time to retvrn>>62615583don't spoil the fun
>>62615568I have a water bill I never paid and I got a brand new phone from AT&T that I never paid off so a debt collector came and gave me a half a year to where I negotiated paying half of the phone's worth with them. The irony is if you do this before the debt collector actually starts complaining to credit reporters about you then you essentially got a new phone with only paying half of its value like a year after getting it without it damaging your credit. AT&T probably doesn't want to do business with me again or maybe they would, I don't give a fuck because my service provider is Verizon. I had a creditor reach out and threaten over a $100 municipal water bill I forgot to pay for one of the properties I manage but I never ended up paying it. They never reported me to credit reporting agencies because it would cost them more money at this point then the debt was worth collecting. America unironically rewards you for acting like a Scheister Jew if you make collecting payment super painful.
Should I bother with Klarna? I think it'll gain at least 25% from here, but I might be wrong.
>>62615583You'd be surprised how much credit they are willing to hand some foreigners. A few grand of free shit they take back is still worth it. I had a buddy get a new Playstation doing shaddy shit for some chink studying in the US in exchange for that chink ruining his credit before he left with his degree since that chink knew he wasn't coming back anyway.
>>62615614See no reason why it wouldn’t bounce back
can a bitcoin/mstr retard explain the following to me. I thought mstr was a leveraged bitcoin play but bitcoin went up 25% in the past 5 days but mstr only 15%??? why would anyone buy that shit over bitcoin?
>>62615614imo it depends if you're already in and how much, I don't see it going up begore we see a strong green candle and it already touched current poc without much response
>>62615641Well you see uhm he buys bitcoin with debt based on bitcoin held so he can buy more bitcoin rinse and repeat. Do not look at the graph circa 2000
>>62615656Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.
>>62615663Sorry I just had to ventilate a bit.
Wtf is going on?Why is nvda down 3-4 days in a row?
>>62615641it's not like the direxxion etf's where there's authorized participants managing the price, they are levered to bitcoin but it's a security just like any other, when bitcoin goes up it means people are hitting the ask for bitcoin, not microstrategy, the stock price and the nav can diverge a lotheaded to amsterdam today
>>62615671Coiling spring
>>62615671people scared of next week earnings maybe?
>>62615671elections are coming soon
>>62615656>less than 1c from 70lul
reposting this since I posted it right before the new bake:I have a meeting planned with some capital management firm, do any of you anons have any experience with that kind of firms?I obviously won't give them my entire capital, partly because I don't full port into anything, and also because I think this shit is fun to do.
i hope you guys own Xiaomi stock because there's a new model incoming suspected to be theirs and it blows everything else out of the water on coding benchmarksmay be wrong on whether it's xiaomi or notgrabbing a lottery bag
I know I shouldn't care about what other people do with their money, but it really annoys me that the crypto ponzi refuses to die. It proves 95% of people don't understand value. Feels like I'm being gaslit when I hear arguments like>muh digital goldYeah more like digital tulips.
>>62615671People realized big capex = dump so they're selling beforehand. Also other factors than earnings at play. I think it will pump just to spite the goys.
>>62615681not saying it's your case since you probably have a pretty big capital already and could benefit from and diversifying from equitiesthat said, if you are still in a wealth range you could probably go with a largely diversified etf chill, why giving them your money?
>>62615685some people probably made banks with tulips though
>>62615685I'm surprised it took this long for people to figure out crypto is a ponzi. I mean I would have figured if it took this long for the public to slowly uncover it's a scam that it would go on forever. I had one retard actually argue that crypto would work if more people dumped their money into it and I told him that's literally what every ponzi scheme says too to which they had no response back for.
>>62615685I liked the idea behind of it being a currency that is not controlled by a central bank, shame that it turned into a vehicle for speculation.
>>62615701Yeah but the banks now openly use crypto so it defeats the whole purpose of "muh decentralized parallel economy" argument for crypto.
>>62615681i don't need help to underperform the market
>>62615685value is whatever the guy with the biggest gun saysthe guy with the biggest gun being the united states, which is building a btc reserve rnanyways, this is the smigger general
>>62615706It's been a while since I was into libertarian stuff, but the idea of it being a currency with a finite number of units and thus not subject to deliberate credit expansion by central banks was what intrigued me at the time. But as you say, it is now a speculation vehicle rather than a currency.
>>62615706It's still a decentralized parallel economy. It's just that it became a speculative asset at the same time. If you wanna buy anything on the darkweb crypto is still the only safe way to go (after using wallet mixers and whatnot).
>>62615701>I liked the idea behind of it being a currency that is not controlled by a central bankSame. I'd settle for some form of crypto somehow replacing the US dollar in international transactions, but I guess even that was too much to ask. >>62615710>value is whatever the guy with the biggest gun saysAnother moronic take. What gives a thing value is its usefulness/desirability to human beings. Some (orange) thug with a gun declaring something valuable doesn't make it so.
>>62615681I do.What they will do is bombard you with slides, curated numbers to give you a sense of what you'll be missing out if you don't go with them. Meanwhile, in reality, they will underperform the index or outright mirror it all the while taking a chunk of the returns every month.
>>62615721gold has no use eithereconomics are fake and gay all the way down
>>62615729>gold has no use eitherYeah I can't be bothered to try to explain how a real, physical metal with unique properties that has been used and coveted for thousands of years is different from a bunch of 1s and 0s stored on a digital ledger whose only real use case is buying illegal drugs on the internet.
>>62615729>Gold has no use>unironically most useful metal when it comes to electronics, computers, chips, and what allows crypto to be possible in the first placeYeah crazy how a metal that has the least resistance when it comes to running a current and doesn't rust is seen as valuable. I'm being sarcastic btw in case you didn't read into that.
>>62615693I'm mostly interested in it because of the diversification, they offer "alternative investments", that aren't available publicly. >>62615708lol>>62615722The fee is at least fixed, which I guess is both positive and negative. A relative fee would make them more interested in making me money.
>>62615741>>62615750Gold was completely useless when it was first accepted as a payment method in the ancient days. It was rare and finite, it looked nice, it could be made into ornaments and that's it. Its modern uses came after it was an accepted payment method. Orange thug making BTC valuable with a gun is equivalent to a warlord making gold valuable with a sword.
any boglefags ITT?i don't just throw all my money into a world ETF since there is solid evidence that overweighting your home market gets you better returns as a non-US investorhowever, the resulting selection of index funds leaves me with some blind spots like canada or australiai'm not sure if capturing those extra markets is worth the extra complexity for what amounts to only like 4-5% of the world market>>62615741>unique propertiescompletely irrelevant before electronics>has been used and coveted for thousands of yearsthat's really what it comes down topeople want it because other people (with power) want itnow stop shitting up one of the only non-crypto threads on this board with muh btc
Sell all equities.Buy bonds.You’ve been warned..
>>62615754remember though, not being able to get in and out from an investment when you need to is probably the reddest of the flagscheck beforehand what the average return for a not liquid investment is btw or they'll make a fool out of you
>gambling with other peoples money and still get paid if you lose
buy breastmilk you have been warned
>>62615772I keep around 5% of my portfolio active and I bogle with the rest of my moneyatm I'm in 6 figure hell btw and I'm not really escaping from it anytime soon (but I'm not in the US)
At least the leftover money I deposited for Klarna doing great.
>>62615788When the S&P gaps down after this fake pump you’ll be crying yourself to sleep. Arrogant retard.
>>62615653Hey, this looks like the GPU collateral thingy!
>>62615772>any boglefags ITT?yeah, only works when you have high income and don't need to take big risks to make it. i buy voo/vxus and keep it 80/20 balanced.
>>62615788best advice on smigger general
>>62615767>does not rust>is a rare earth metalYou have no idea what actually gives things value. I bet you are one of these retards who smugly proclaims diamonds only being valuable because of the De Beers controlling the diamond trade, not because diamonds happen to be the hardest gemstones that make it easy for Jewlers to work with without damaging it and easy for people to wear without having to worry about damaging it. Things do need to have a practical value before being considered valuable.
So over going to the gym. Should I just buy a rower with my gains?
Bussy is asleep. Oil doin sum.
>>62615818Sorry forgot to ask whether it’s bullish or bearish to make sure it’s not off topic. Is it?
>>62615798anything else my fried?
>>62615818buy a bench and some adjustable dumbbells. doesnt take up much space and you can hit most muscles. dont buy a cardio machine, go outside and do cardio.
>>62615767It’s retarded takes like this I come here for.
>>62615826yea you can ride your bike or go for a run, its that cheapofcourse a rowing machine can hit different areas but if money isnt a concern then go for the rowing machine and enjoy life
Look at crypto kek, see the market won'tgive up on that. When stocks go down you can pump crypto, when stocks go up you can dump crypto
>>62615817No, I agree with your view. My argument was about crypto being about as useful as ancient gold. BTC doesn't "rust" either, so what's your point here?
bros look at soxl
>>62615844BTC only really exists in the digital world. It's practical as long as there is a digital world. I don't think the digital world will ever overtake the real world because living beings still have to live in the real world.
I love Turkey I love Trump I love PidemI love Oil stocks I love chemical stocks I love goyslop stocks And I love dividend stocks and myself and G_d
>>62615867I will not look. In fact I even uninstalled my broker app. I will once again look whenever I start noticing an influx of green wojaks.
MY CALLS FINNA PRINT
>>62615844Gold's value is that it can't be counterfeited fucking retardThe injuns didn't value gold like the Spaniards did because they were too stupid to know how to test the authenticity
>>62615888charles schwab would charge me more to sell that than the cost of that contract
>>62615895had 4 dollars figured why not
I don’t trust Moronstar, can we get a populist price target for Micropenis? Haven’t posted here in a while bc my daytrade account got wrecked by Saylor, bagolding atm
>>62615894BTC can't be counterfeited either. Anything else?
>>62615894>Gold's value is that it can't be counterfeited fucking retardwhat is alchemy? hello?
>>62615894why would anyone want to counterfeit a useless rock?
>>62615907Oy vey shut it down the goyim can't know!
>>62615915This is so fucked up
>>62615926Reality is brutal innit?
>>62615907>>62615894Didn't Cern just smash two lead atoms to get gold? I know it's an absurd way to get gold and not practical at all but isn't that modern day real life alchemy?
>>62615929I still have that image saved made of me drunk and sad in my mom's basement. I'm using at motivation to not be that drunk and sad again...
DGXX WE ARE COMING TO THE OFFICE TODAY YOU FUCKING THIEVES!
>>62615539No, Klarna sells the debt to collection agencies. They would likely have to do this to proceed with bankruptcy.
>>62615681pick the most Jewish or hot one, act coy and milk the shit out of them, don’t leave without at least a pen or meal, depending on zeros involved they’ll do backflips cuz usually they get a commission>>62615542good luck trying to pry open their brown hands from clutching their crack pipe>don’t google how much of the “richest man’s on earth” capital are loans he’ll definitely pay
why we fake pumping Friday to dump Monday again?
>>62615955Gotta try and make some money on those end of the week options fren
>>62615955
About to spark it up and play so No Man’ Sky waiting for the casino to open.OIL GANG GANG
Give me somethin' to breakGive me somethin' to breakJust give me somethin' to breakHow 'bout your fuckin' face?I hope you know I pack a chainsaw (What?)A chainsaw (What?)A motherfuckin' chainsaw (What?)So come and get ititIt's all about the "he says, she says" bullshit
I smell a green week ahead of us
USD dying
>>62615804When I lived alone and had a decent job, my fridge looked like that. lol lmao
>>62616000Trips confirms the USD is in fact dying. The trips to Japan are going to become more expensive for Americans.
BROS LOOK AT SOXL
>>62616003Traveling doesnt make you more appealing or valuablable. Once a hoe. Always a hoe. You cant erase your hoe fax nobody will wife you.
>>62616000Good
>>62616000Really unfortunate to always be down the equivalent of like 150 USD before US markets even open just because the USD is doing so poorly. feelsbadman
I have made a tremendous error coming north... all my soxl gains are going to cold weather clothing that i will never use again. Northern europe is a cursed land
>>62615804>>62615915Fridgeman here, I wish it were that big. Then again, the ladies have never complained about the size. Also, I have never bought SOXL or VOO, I only buy individual stocks and rarely in tech.
>>62616030>you moved here voluntarilylol why? Did u fall for the memes? Well you better buckle up buddy, we’re about to have 8 months of no sun and cold weather
Bitcoin is 77k rn
>>62616030Stop the larp it's not even that North. England is western of Germany. Hamburg is more northern than quite some part of England.
>>62616036whats soxl at rn
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMy European stocks are going.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGood vibes only. Pump Friday.Lets carry on this momemtum to the US stuff.
Will there ever be a nice steady bull market again
>>62616053Market drawdowns are healthy and normal
>>62616044These are the latitudes of despair and misery, my vacation is ruined
>>62616052what are you buying in europeI should be buying more in europe, but I only know novo nordisk and asml
I need to go for a walk and make same plans. The entire market is about to explode in 2 hours.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>62616054Kinda like shitting blood
>>62616060Its more like what am i buying in USA since im European.I should also buy more in Europe and less in USA. Besides the financial benefits i have been an happier man in Europe but i always fall for Americas tricks only to end up hearthbroken.There is a lesson in life here somewhere.
>>62615486poop
>>62616060Euranon here. Here's what I'm tracking and sometimes buying.Total Energies: the French integrated oil majorKGHM: Polish silver/copper minor (with mines in PL, US and Chile)Rolls-Royce: British (but multinational) engines, defence, nuclearSynektik: Polish radiopharmaceuticals manufacturing, only medical robot supplier for central Europe (da Vinci robots), got R&D going on as wellCD Projekt Red: Witcher n shiet (Gamescom at the end of the month btw, will show W3DLC footage/W4 footage)Klarna: XDSiemens: German automation/digitalizationAnd then just the big boy banks but I can't be bothered listing those.
>>62616111>da Vinci is polishthat's a surprise
>>62616117They do distribution and offer qualified maintenance, producer is based in the US.
>>62616060holding Deutsche Telekom, Infineon and Transocean N
>>62616089Can I use Klarna to buy stocks?
>>62616121oh, thanks for clarifyinggood list of companies there btw
that tranny shorted gold yesterday and its going to infinity dollars
>>62616111>greece>sloth and pridethe niggers of Europe lmao. super based that they all just stopped paying taxes though.
>>62616129I will never understand gambling on gold, silver or oil. Stock prices often make little sense but that's nothing compared to pm/oil whose prices seem to be a complete asspull almost all the time.
>>62616060Qben Infra
>>62616140oil/silver/gold are realer money than USDs desu. I don't understand why anyone would ever short them as a retail faggot like trannyposter. problem is commodities market is run by Jews that are in bed with the government that is also run by Jews so they can just make paper prices move like shitcoinsoil is always a good buy when its cheap (its not) and gold/silver you can/might as well keep some physical if you have plenty of cash but I don't understand buying paper gold. if you want to buy paper gold buy gold miners but those are 90% literal scams so I dunno good luckJNUG is a super degen shitcoin for leveraged gold exposure. it had a 20% day this week
Everything suspiciously green in premarket, shan't be falling for it
>>62616154Im already trimming shit I bought yesterday lol. high of the day probably at like 10am or some shit type of day
>>62616150What is it you don't understand about buying paper gold? People buy it to have exposure to this asset class, while also having the liquidity to instantly buy or sell it whenever they want. There is literally no disadvantage to holding paper gold over physical, only advantages.
Cash gang getting absolutely booty blasted
>>62616154Today's gonna be very Jewish frfr
>>62616059Come to Helsinki and suck my peepee babe
I can't wait for them to open the markets and let our merchants in boss.
>>62616162>no disadvantageits not real? you are buying receipts for shit that doesn't even exist or at best they keep like 5% of what they say they have while selling more receiptsgold is the doomer asset class why the fuck would you want paper shares that go to 0 when the banks rug out instead of shit sitting on your desk in front of you
>>62615987Limp Bizkit was literally a Jewish psyop to see if dumb goys would love the shittiest band they could find just because the radio played it
>>62616134>super based that they all just stopped paying taxes thoughThey are still suffering the consequences of their financial dishonesty, I feel sorry for the younger generations in Greece.
>>62616178The thing is, instrumentally they are great. Fred Dursts squeaky voice ruins it
>>62616154it will pump on open to catch all the fomo faggots then dump midway through and continue dumping til closeDUMPA
>>62616178I listened to some songs and think it's ok, compared to today's music. But maybe everything old seems better. And it sounds as if blacks and whites could listen to it. Dancers were also mixed. But that's not what the overlords want.
>>62616178We used to play limp bizkit all the time back in the day. You get your bros together in a circle and you take out a KFC biscuit and put it on a table and everyone jerks off in a circle and cums on the biscuit. At the end of the game whoever doesn't cum or cums last has to eat the biscuit boss.
My bear thesis on Klarna is that is called Klarna. It sounds like a fucking STD. Shan't be caught investing my shekels in it.
What's gonna happen today?
>>62616201Somebody's going to say the n-word before the day is through boss.
>>62616198I'm sure you worked hard to be the last to cum every time
>>62616201Green. Everything green. Except oil. Oil red. CraKKKer Friday.
>>62616198This is why i always laugh when people tell me theres no such thing as a free lunch
>>62616178Limp Bizkit was the last fun popular rock band. Rock died cause it became shit that scared the hoes away but limp Bizkit was about partying and having a good time and breaking shit ie high testGrunge was bummer heroin music for suicidal retards and created shit like Nickelback and creed which was the most distilled radio friendly sloppa. Radiohead, the critical darlings, were responsible for Coldplay and expanded that whole adult alternative thing into the mainstream with buttrock in the 00s and that spelled the end for rock as the music of the youth ie the popular thingFred durst was super based and was a nerd who liked evangelion but realized that getting pussy irl is cool too and desperately tried to keep rock fun and popular but was ultimately powerless against pop rapMeanwhile britpop was actual fun music about having a good time and fucking whores and not being a suicidal pussy but Americans couldn't handle it
>>62616175Okay, so the only "disadvantage" of paper gold that you can think of is "but what if the world ends"?I'm not retarded and I don't believe the world is going to end so this doesn't really matter to me. If I'm confident in owning Ishares or Vanguard ETFs, why wouldn't I be confident holding Gold ETNs of equal repute from the same institutions?
>>62616195Post 2008 they figured out it was more advantageous to just rile everyone else up against whites, stops the populace from uniting against the powers that be.
So this is it? The people juat barely making ends will get further crushed
>>62616211Nu Metal sucked and everyone with an IQ higher than 80 knew this.
>>62616199It's supposed to sound softer,friendlier and more Scandinavian than Kreditor which was the original name of the company
>>62616214This is EU leftist tier economic stupidity holy shit
>>62616216Korn and mudvayne were awesome though
>>62616214They have a plan?May we see it?
HYDRATION BREAKdrink some water my niggas
Pop punk was fun too until it got really gay and emo (not in a cool way) nu metal was the end. Why do you think zoomers are so nostalgic for nu metal now but never wear those nevermind or joy division shirts like you millennial faggots did? Who the fuck is gonna listen to nirvana, financially speaking, with a woman? No you're gonna listen in your room and cry about it. Smashing pumpkins were the only based 90s band, Fred durst was based as fuck dude you're a retard
>>62616222No.All nu metal is designed to groom poor whites into niggers.
>>62616214we really don't hate miggers nearly enough
>>62616203NIGGERS
>>62616216Nu metal was high test for young men to thrash faggots in mosh pits. Except limp Bizkit that shit was for girls like >>62616211 said. Girls only like the gayest shit
>>62616216Depends. There was a lot of good bands.Also, as opposed to what? Compared to today’s slop it’s way better.Compared to a lot bands of the 70s and 80s? Yeah but almost everything is shit compared to the tier of music that came out of those decades.
>>62616222Korn was stupid, but who were the guys with the stupid masks and shit? Oh yeah Slipknot, they sucked too boss.
What should I invest in to become Epstein rich?
>>62616216Yeah sorry, but we're not gonna listen to classical music unc, ugh I know, but we're just not gonna that is all.
>>62616225I don't don't touch water. That stuff turns frogs gay.
>>62616230>>62616231I can tell neither of you were even alive to suffer through nu metal. I was in my 20s. It was wigger GARBAGE lmao
>>62616216PvP montages with nu metal were absolute kino though. And melodic death metal.
>>62616231Meh, I recently found an old broadcast of headbangers ball. Sepultura + a dozen interchangeable shitty hair metal ballads. Shit has always existed.
>>62616235You already knowMinors
>>62616230>Girls only like the gayest shitYeah but you need some of that to keep it balanced. Why the fuck would you go to a concert that doesn't have bitches? Y
>>62616214>Scott Bessent is VERY much on top of itBessent TOP confirmed
>>62616235Yum, we are gonna need a lot of free lunches to outgrow our debt
>>62616240I was 12 and the only good music ever made is the music I listened to between the ages of 12-18. Such is the law of nature. Yes I am low class white trash
>>62616224No
Every rock & roll band that formed after Primus was shit, while most of the stuff from Primus and before was still shit, there were a few ones that were okay boss.
>>62616240At least it was better than the shitty metalcore and "djent" bands of the late 2000s and 2010s.
>>62616245Socializing with women is homosexual behavior
>>62616235Blackmailing billionaires with photos of their kid diddling which you facilitated while Mossad protects you from repercussions. Also I think GDXU is going to keep climbing bigly. Just remember to set your stop loss.
>>62616250Lot of good shit from that era Garage rock revival and nu metal were based. Bitches in their 20s still go insane for the strokes. They are more popular than ever. Same with arctic monkeys. Rock fags in the 00s all left cause all the radio kept playing shit like Nickelback and Coldplay which were the sophisticated music. Everybody turned their nose up at fun rock music and then NIGGERS took over
>>62616254If we never went through the metalcore phase we would have missed out on the Nightcore revolution (which was totally awesome) boss.
>>62616225
>>62616225This is why I trade
>>62616212anon the truth is there isn't very much of this stuff on the whole planet. atleast WAYYYYY less than what they say there is. Secretary Bussy himself recently said he has never even seen Americas gold reserves himself.Two brothers in the 1980s bought 1/3rd of the silver on earth and crashed the entire global silver market (after government Jewish intervention to ruin them). The US literally made it illegal to buy silver just to blow up their long positions.>why do I care nothing ever happensthen why do you buy shiny rocks? they are absolutely dogshit and outperformed by everything in any timeline where nothing happens
>>62616214I remember when I made fun of miggers on this very board who guaranteed me that trump would austerity his way out of the debt. Feels bittersweet to see these idiots adopt my talking points.
Wish i was at outside lands right now. One time i went to a music featival with no money and just told jokes for free food, 2nd easiest way to get a free lunch
>>62616225That's gay. I'm drinking coffee
>>62616258Producers pushed rap because it is easier to mass produce and market than rock and metal. The normiecattle gobbles up everything marketing tells them to.
I've made $2000 through the 3% cashback of the Robinhood credit card
>>62616268Tell us a jokeAll the jokes I know are very racist I do not think I could get free food outside of a klan meeting
Austerity aka having a balanced budget is the only responsible fiscal policy for a nation.
>>62616268One time I went to a music festival, and this landwhale collapsed in front of me. She was fucking fat and she just went into cardiac arrest while I was trying to go to the vendor for a Vodka Redbull. What an inconsiderate bitch boss.
>stocks go down on real fears of bond rates>bounce back up immediately the next day just becauseI'm tired of this fake and gay market.
>>62616273Kek
>>62616273Dominicans & puerto ricans think they are in the same class as european people. Hilarious.
>>62616273I dont remember any except this one because i have veen a shut in for so long...Whats red and tastes like blue paint chips?Red paint chips
Indeed we've moved from >Cancelling foreign aid and tariffs will save the nationTo>They were just spending money on the wrong things, we just need to spend the money better!
>>62616214SAME AS IT EVER WASKICK THE CANTWO MORE WEEKSPRINT MORE MONEYAHHHHHthere will be a mathematical number where it doesn't make sense anymore but I think we can be the last generation to just not care and debt max to the very fucking end boomer style
>>62616271Now rap is dying. We are unironically entering a possible resurgence for white music except imo all these new bands suck so it might not last. Labels are shilling shit like sombr and yungblood but they are so ass it's not sticking. Labels shilled rap forever but at the end of the day they still wanna make money and right now rap is underperforming and it's no coincidence it's coinciding with all the talks of "fatigue" online and irl
>>62616273What's the difference between a black Hebrew man and a person new to Irish tap dancing? Well one's a new jigger...
>>62616278That is funny but not hilarious enough for free food>>62616279Ok I could see that working on druggies, very hedbergish.
>>62616274Wrong, debt based economies do not work like this
>>62616214>we inherited this debtDidn't they add 5 trillion to the debt within 4 months of theitlr term?
Is today our day fellow Klarna chads? Or will it force feed us another dip?
>>62616287Don't forget the 8 trillion of covid stimmies and QE in his first term
>>62616273Where do surfers go to learn how to surf?>Boarding School
>>62616224>>62616251imagine if the US government announced its up 1million% on its BTC position and that national debt is 0 now and we just repay trump coins to people for our US bonds or whateverfuck it why not
>>62616287Oy vey stop noticing!>>62616284Kek that is pretty good I'm stealing that one>>62616292The gov didn't hold, they immediately liquidated the BTC they confiscated, what they have is at a cost basis over 100k
>>62616287>>62616289shhhhh
Big moves from steel stocks premarket after huge dump last few days
>>62616287Those were from non-funded Biden Administration liabilities boss.
>>62616214To put it simply, let the EU issue more bonds and export capital globally while the US devalues its currency to juice nominal GDP growth. To pull that off, we need to push the euro higher and trash the dollar.
>>62616266Well , I'm from Germany and here we have paper Gold assets that are by law required to be physically replicated 1:1 in a bank vault. Which is why Gold is actually a capital gains tax free investment here because it is seen as identical to physical gold and you can have your paper gold converted to physical gold and delivered to your home any time you want.>then why do you buy shiny rocks? they are absolutely dogshit and outperformed by everything in any timeline where nothing happenssimply for peace of mind. It's prudent to have 5% of one's portfolio allocated to an asset class that doesn't correlate with stocks and I simply prefer to have that 5% be gold rather than bonds or REITs.
>>62616303Most of it was for the department of war to get bogged down in Iran actually.
>>62616275Somehow I get the feeling you were the landwhale in this story.
>>62616316Fuck I just did 3 double shots of vodka before work.
>>62616000bullish for minors
>>62616318>workngmi
>>62616318Lol
>>62616320do lolicons get boners off their own daughters
>>62616283I was a teenager in the late 2010s when everything was some zombie mumbling over 808s and hi-hats, so I never really got into following current music. Next wave seems to be pop music or latino shit. The alt radio station is grim outside of a few bands. Most alt music now is just pop music that everyone pretends is alternative. Also due to the internet local scenes are irrelevant and the big record labels have more power than ever.>>62616286Economies are only "debt based" because governments hand out presents without caring about long term consequences.
>>62616325Fucking disgusting
I have a muslim crew and yesterday I walked in on them doing burpees and allahuakbar-ing, what the fuck? Do adults really believe in that shit?
>>62616316No I wasn't the landwhale, but when she hit the ground it caused an earthquake that knocked me off my feet boss.
>>62616327Wrong again anon, economies are debt based because it provides the most elastic self adjusting curve for supply and demand of a currency
>>62616328answer the question cousinfucker
>>62615510https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ
SPY gaps down around $7 today.
>>62616329>I have a Muslim crewTraitor You Americans don’t know just how bad it’s going to get, we in Europe have already experienced the Muslim cancer for decades
>>62616329>They were admiral ackbarringOh shit, fucking run boss.
>>62616329they used to but now they just take SSRIs and watch government propaganda about space datacenters or whatever
>BREAKING: President Trump announces a deal to sell 300,000 pounds of beef at a 25% discount to market price as beef prices hit a record high.live cattle bros lets shoot this nigger
>>62616337I'm gonna gape ur mom AND ur dad#rekt #homebreaker
Who even cares it's all just noise
>>62616329I once worked in a company with a bunch of muslims and these guys would disappear for prayer daily, the ones who smoked must have spent half the day away on break
>>62616333Fuck, trips means it's true. Sounds like you fumbled the ball by not banging that marshmallow girl. Looks like Baggie can take the quakes but can handle dishing them out. He skips leg day so his hips are danty and his thrusts are weak.
>>62616338in the US we have entitled violent crazy blacks that are put on a pedestal and worshipped as demigods.
>>62616338I know. It's going to fucking suck. In Calgary, everywhere I look there's a wife beater muslim and a street shitter.
>>62616351That’s cute. We got those + hordes of Muslims
>>62616343we are actually going to get rate cuts after they do all these little fake stunts to prove inflation is 0.0% lmaothe mad man is going to do it. SPX 10,000 by christmas
>>62616334Sounds like MMT bullshit to me
>>62616325i have a daughter and i don't think about her when posting loli 2Dit's just cute images, western people are complete schizos that can't tell fantasy from reality
>>62616327>Also due to the internet local scenes are irrelevantInternet also brings people together anon have some optimism. Go on bandcamp and search up your city, you will find tons of shit, provided you're not in flyover iowa or something. Go on Instagram or Facebook and look up bands in your city you will find tons of shit. Labels don't matter nearly as much anymore and tons of bands get zero radio play and are really small but make a good living off of touring. A band from my city got super popular (10 years ago....) and I work with guys who knew them etc
>>62616358at least every third person you see isn't revoltingly obese?
Market probably won't dump but repump a bit til Jackson's hole. Would be typical play.
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHYDOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
What a boring fucking day
>warwill be over. we will just leave and say mission accomplished they will never get a nuclear weapon and then just ignore any discourse about the tolls or whatever shit is going on after we leave>oilwill come down. summer is ending.>techwill keep saying shit about space data centers and anthropic IPO and retard parabolic growth copium meth pipe fueled AI shit tard bull crackpot shit bigly green>inflation0.0%. beef is free. pills are free. Pepsi lowered the price of chips. You can use foodstamps for candy again. God bless America.>ratesobviously will be lowered because we won the war and we beat inflationSPX 10,000 by Christmas. For Jesus and the childrens trump accounts.
>>62616374It starts with one.
>check calendaranother one in the books lads.for me? quality Garage Time. Midwest Safety, Coors Lights, and Zep. Nicky's comin over later and he's always on grass, might even partake a little this time who knows hehe
>>62616376That's why I drink to spice things up a little.
Fred and Kanye made terrible music for wiggers and black kids with white people hair but they are based for being weebs when it wasn't cool.They probably would tell everyone here to invest nip stocks like NTDOY
uh oh
AVGO is going vertical niggers
>>62616214>grow your way out of debtYeah, grow the money supply. Devalue the dollar, devalue the debt. Easy peasy.
Almost missed it
Don't let the scam wicks fool you, the opening is CRITICAL!!
i'm just a simple persondoing simple person things
>>62616381Nah Kanye has made some bangers. Even Heil Hitler was pretty good even though most of the lyrics are him complaining about what the Jews did to him. They probably replaced the real Kanye West
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>yields blowing out>gold risingYou could've stopped it Bussy.All you had to do was take the gold risk seriously.
>>62616379You should help your friend out of his addiction
>>62616388>refinance the debt at lower rate>pass it to the next bagholder>die
>>62616394based
app lovin bros the market be app hatin
Klarna is happening
>>62616395It doesn't matter because they will just kick the can further down the road. You aren't ready for these gains baby.
>>62616338The Muslims America receives are quite high level compared to our illiterate rapists.
>>62616393I just couldn't get behind all the cuck and fag incest shit aside from me liking some of the songs from his Nazi era.>They probably replaced the real Kanye WestIdk but they definitely compromised him. Glows super hard hanging around faggot groypers and associating far right beliefs with actual homosexuality and cuckoldry. Sad!
>>62616403For once, it actually does matter anonson.
>>62616401so glad I sold that shit 2 days agoI don't think it's ready to pump just yet
Give ‘em hell Klarna
>>62616394Based
>>62616410Why? The rest of the world just watch the USA pay it's favorite lenders in Euro Bonds. The world is in debt to itself, it can always make more debt.
>>62616410For your shorts >>62616079
>>62616385and I'm out+4%now time to slurp all these other fucking cheapies holy fucking rug opening lmaooo
fuck this gay ass market, i'm buying chinese stocks
SPY crashing lol
I think I'll start to sell some gold miners. This move is too fast.
>UEC>DNNUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This latest SOXL rally seems like a short cover rally to me
>UUUU +9%What's the news? Some nuclear reactor deals?
>>62616430based uneducated guesser
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
Buddy don't check SPCX computer
bros do I move cash to increase my position on precious metals? I only have about 12k between miners/physical and this opportunity seems too good to be true
copper computer minors doin a lil sum
>>62616399I sure hope there's a fool greater.
>>62616442it's almost a good buy around 110 but I am NEVER touching that bag of flaming dog shit
>HOWL>JUNSIs every biotech gonna go to the moon now on the slightest news after what MRNA did? Fucking hell.
>>62616442Bought to be desu - now I ride it all the way down
>>62616447If it actually drops below $100 I might have to pick up a small bag
>>62616448>Werewolf Therapeuticsdo they sell serums that make furries grow real tails and dog ears?
>>62616364>anon have some optimism.True, maybe I am being too pessimistic as usual. I will try this.
>>62616435All Uranium miners are doing well these last two weeks (tm). I think they were oversold and are now correcting.
>>62616439>Affirm Same failed moon mission as KLAR next Friday?
NCLH is up like 6% since the bottom yesterday and I shilled it relentlesslysuck my taint fucktards
>AMZNYesss, only 8 more dollars down and I'm slurpin
No sunshine no soxl profits no attention from you babe i dunno what im gonna do
>>62616466>single digit gainsave some shekels for the rest of us king
Any orcl baggies left?
>>62616473if you aren't a poorfag 6% is actually a fuckton of money. if you are a poorfag you could have used leverage (calls)either way stay malding and poor/bagholding dumbass. I don't even know why I post plays here for you ungrateful subhumans
>glowie rocks doin somefing
>>62616466>doesn't post position in itno one cares
>>62616447>it's almost a good buy around 110Based on what fucking metric? I'd be a buyer if it goes into the single digits.
>>62616478Right here. We're flying to 160
Another nice litle profit on Moderna.Moderna been very good to me.
>>62616482>>62616482nigger I'm here to discuss stocks not get updoots for posting a fucking numberI hate you niggers so much its unreal
>>62616488>nooo you can't just call me out on my fake gainsyeah i can
>>62616439Last chance to get on Bilibili while its low.We are going to the freaking moon
>>62616483it's a meme stockinsiders will almost definitely drive it up ahead of their lockups expiring....but I already said I'm never touching anything related to that autistic african sperg
>>62616488I appreciated it. Let my calls go to a happy buyer couple minutes ago, enjoy the rest of the ride up my friend.
UUUU bros is it finally our time?
>>62616479he mad
>>62616488>nigger I'm here to discuss stocksThen why are you playing "See I told you so!" like you're not just another anon?
>>62616483Kushner's brother is heavily in. It's a garbage meme stock but something is being planned.
>MP
>HOOD +14%fuck I sold way too early lmaoooo
please do a mega V
>>62616409He is who he is and I hate that gay nigger shit too but I respect a fellow craftsman that can work his craft.
pump your stocks right now you fat fuck americans or I'm going elsewhere with my money
>>62616508SpaceX has a 1.8 trillion dollar marketcap. It would take Talmudic sorcery not seen since the founding of Israel to move the needle on that.I don't think todays Chosen are up to it.
HOW? Explain this to me.
>>62616504he's one of the worst attention whores in this general. i recognize the posting style
KEK SOXL
>>62616519check the float and the volumesit doesn't actually need much to move it especially when you have multiple institutions collaborating on doing just that
>missed out on BWET
>>62616521Direxion. They love being 'tarded (and charging you out the ass for it)
Oh fuck I was playing Mahjong and missed the open, now what the fuck am I supposed to do? My entire life has led me to this moment where the market opened today, and I fucking missed it. I am never going to recover from this. I think I should just go home and reevaluate my decisions in life boss.
>>62616523I am what I am but atleast 75% of the good plays posted/discussed here come from me and you niggers do nothing but post slop and buy the most retarded fucking bags imaginable like klarnaI'm worth 100 of you retarded faggots
>>62616537>continues to brag about amazing plays>still hasn't posted gains
>>62616529But how were they both green? They usually mirror each other.
>>62616534After further review, I did win the hanchan that went all the way to West 3. And I was able to buy SPY calls even though I was late to the market, so everything is going to be okay boss.
>TOSTTOST
Don't look at MU
>>62616543>tell you what to buy>tell you when to buy it>spoonfed you the whole thesis>bUt YoU DiDnT ShoW mE YoUR GaINzstay poorfaggot. I gave you a free 4% this morning and I gave you a free 6% yesterday. what's your portfolio boss? all -40% AI bags?
>>62616553>I gave you a free 6% yesterday.I didn't see you posting yesterday, Anon.
>>62616557i do remember him, but its just cruise lines? eh
>>62616557nigger I shilled NCLH and HOOD all fucking day. I post 30 fucking times a thread. I don't have a job I literally live here nigger what the fuck do you mean I wasn't here
>>62616564kek based
>>62616553I am glad you are willing to share.
>>62616564get a trip so we can upvote your posts and definitely not filter you
>>62616564>hood up 14%Whats the news?
>giving any shits about anything which comes out of reddit spacing IDs
*curses in Hindi*
>>62616569crypto up bigly. HOOD makes money off crypto. Trump literally had CEO of HOOD on fucking TV yesterday shilling bitcoins dude. the fucking trumps children account is run by HOOD. stop fudding HOOD nigger they are literally free money holy fuck buy every dip
13/35 on picks for this week. looking to improve for next week. the weed guy shilling ACR got me 40% though so thats nice. I wish they would add the farm loopholes back though, the fake weed was better and way cheaper. going to buy more carts before it goes away entirely.
>>62616579Yeah I’ve known about hood as many great investors talked about it, was just curious about the massive jump
>>62616588there is no reason to ever buy BTC or shitcoins. just hold HOOD and its BTC exposure with leveraged upside and less downsidecredit card company/home mortgages/trumps kids accounts/prediction markets/broker/margin fees/banking etc.. etc.. etc.. you get the discount of it being way cheaper than it should be because boomers and fagots fud it for no reason.
>>62616591>>62616591>>62616591>>62616591>>62616591Guys we're on page 2, get the fuck in the new thread.
>>62616596kill yourself trip nigger
>>62616596bake better nigger this shit is burnt
>>62616606BUILD BAKE BETTER
Fuck semiconductors I guess
>>62616601>>62616606I hate this faggot so much it's unrealJust a bottomless vacuum of charisma and funNever has anything interesting or funny to say, clearly never got to socialize as a kid and learn social cues and not the fun kind of autistic that says funny or intelligent shit either.Sad! Pathetic!
>>62616596You disgust me
>>62616623good stay out of my thread, you are not welcome. fagget!
Nu>>62616650>>62616650>>62616650Nu
>>62615486New Forgis status?
>>62615826I did this, best decision I ever did. Most purists will you scream at you that you need better equipment, go to gym, or you will hit a ceiling. While its true, you can still do 80% of the work with just dumbells and a bench and still be better than 80% of the population. Its a good start
>>62616273Your mama is so fat and old when she went skydiving the parachute broke and when she hit the ground all the dinosaurs died.