Uh-Oh Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62622999
affogato
>INTCyou baggies need to sell before you lose another 30%
I CANT WAIT TO BUY SOME CHEAPIES
20 years of can kicking is about to implode all at once
It’s over, send money via PayPal.
in a new thread nobody knows who you were
>>62624377>mcchicken has the same diameter as chickenburgerfkn grim
If I get a 7 in this post we shall have a fantastic green day.Anything else we will have a crash.
>>62624357Yours goes even deeper
>>62624377>Travel all the way to Japan >Eat nothing but fast food>go back homeA story as old as my gray pubes
>>62624381>mchicken>chickenburgerdid you mean to say cheeseburger?
>>62624383Oh crackers :(
>>62624380idk you can always post with an avatar with an eye disease
>>62624388he could have least gotten a poke bowl or something like that
>>62624387bros why is doom porn so funny? these people are fucking insane
>>62624389yes my bad
>>62624394I mean it could happenIt won'tBut it could
>>62624373You forgotto? Forgot what?
>>62624389>he doesn't know the chickenburger (EU)
>>626243989/11
>>62624400>>62624398>>62624373
>>62624405ok now I remember
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ALREADY NIGGER RED AND IT ISNT EVEN EUROPOOR NOON
don't worry London will save us
>>62624212>I just don't have any fomo at allFunny it's how I felt for most of the last 30 days. Stuff pumped back up yet almost no fomo felt. Oh SOXL pumped from 90 to 110? Meh.Oh SOXL pumped from 110 to 120? Meh....Oh SOXL is at 150? Hmm maybe the bull market is back, something feels sus though.>throw a very small amountOh SOXL crashed to 110? Kek knew something was sus.They literally can't get me to all in at all. Either give me a dump truly worth buy ie INTC at $20, Micron at $100, Nvidia at $75, or you know I'm just not gonna all in. Either this AI shit is worth something and these stocks pump bigly or I'm not fucking buying until truly good deals come. Not "it's a great deal, SOXL fell over 66%!">still more than 9x higher than it was a year ago>still about 3x higher than this years lowsLol can't bait me into buying that if the entire AI trade is a bubble.
>>62624400ring ringring ring
>>62624412*sent to voice mail*
why
>futures
>>62624412>911 in id
Dominos deep pan
>>62624410guys, who will tell this anon?
This is my Terminal in Brisbane CBD. You will all start talking to Governor Tau of 99999 Greater St. James. It absorbed the Geneva Accords with Ohm Account.Go to KaiHack1.0.0.Find the Visa Card.Clock into the office.Talk your feedback form to kaig1994v3@gmail.com and tell me all your trade secrets if you want Protocol 23 on RPBS.
>>62624422amongus bottom right corner
>>62624392At some point I will generate a composite image of all the claims about what I am and replace sunako with that.Right now prompt would be: A transexual illuminati Jewish CIA station chief who is simultaneously desperately poor and homeless posting from they/thems carboard box outside of MSS hq in Beijing.
>>62624408
>>62624425Saved
>>62624425Funny step-sissy sussy...Bet yes! It's not safe to enter ISO20023. It's like Western Business Centre Square Court. Texan Stock Exchange...
>>62624427I claim that you have a beautiful, long and wavy blonde hair
>>62624418nice work
I'm going to raid redditwish me luck
>>62624439ok
oh fuck, even shartmart is getting killed
>>62624445>-0.13%HORRY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
its gonna be another 11 hours till Bussyant is supposed to make his announcement
Markets doomping just could not wait one day. I wanted to exit my calls on AI that expire within this year today.But noooo, now they're doomping another 30% probably.
>>62624449>inb4 Drumpf halts it because supposed progress with the Iranians has been made>meanwhile no one reports on the fact that Iran is actively saying that no talks are being conducted
>>62624445>full port Walmart
>>62624452you're reporting it right now
>>62624450This summer...DUUUUUNHe places calls on AI...DUUUUUNBut the only call he got...DUUUUUUUUNWas the Margin Call!*laugh track*
>>62624439Don't catch AIDS>>62624387But things didn't crash on July 6th...
>>62624456was there ever a movie trailer that had a laugh track in it?
>>62624453i hope it dumps to sub 70, easiest full port ever
>>62624452US doesn't matter anymore for Hormuz. It has already been fully ceded to Iran. It's only Iran and Oman who are now the players, and they are hashing out how the toll taking can be made professional.
>>62624460what if it goes to 71
>>62624445It's going to 0. It's a store for retards. When was the last time any of you guys went to a Walmart?
>>62624455That’s not how that works
>>62624367What's going on with bonds and gold...
Why do I even have to talk about Japanese 10 year bond yields with ChatGPT? I literally just wanted to gamble on AI stocks because I had such high conviction in the tech.Instead I'm staring down a portfolio low following a portfolio low.
>>62624469the final shart
>>62624466>for retardsand this is a problem why? this is also why you should slurp any dips MCD has. i always see a line stack up during lunch hours and normies are always willing to pay whatever MCD charges them despite the lower portion size.so addicted to slop they ignore the chinese restaurant lunch special across the street thats the same price and more filling + doesnt give you stomach cancer
>>62624459No idea I haven't seen many trailers since I installed adblock and sold my TV 14 years ago.
>>62624466why would you assume americans getting smarter and stop eating cheap garbage
>>62624478>K shaped economy + OzempicLower arm cant afford it. Upper arm don't eat because Ozempic.
