Uh-Oh Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62622999
affogato
>INTCyou baggies need to sell before you lose another 30%
I CANT WAIT TO BUY SOME CHEAPIES
20 years of can kicking is about to implode all at once
It’s over, send money via PayPal.
in a new thread nobody knows who you were
>>62624377>mcchicken has the same diameter as chickenburgerfkn grim
If I get a 7 in this post we shall have a fantastic green day.Anything else we will have a crash.
>>62624357Yours goes even deeper
>>62624377>Travel all the way to Japan >Eat nothing but fast food>go back homeA story as old as my gray pubes
>>62624381>mchicken>chickenburgerdid you mean to say cheeseburger?
>>62624383Oh crackers :(
>>62624380idk you can always post with an avatar with an eye disease
>>62624388he could have least gotten a poke bowl or something like that
>>62624387bros why is doom porn so funny? these people are fucking insane
>>62624389yes my bad
>>62624394I mean it could happenIt won'tBut it could
>>62624373You forgotto? Forgot what?
>>62624389>he doesn't know the chickenburger (EU)
>>626243989/11
>>62624400>>62624398>>62624373
>>62624405ok now I remember
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ALREADY NIGGER RED AND IT ISNT EVEN EUROPOOR NOON
don't worry London will save us
>>62624212>I just don't have any fomo at allFunny it's how I felt for most of the last 30 days. Stuff pumped back up yet almost no fomo felt. Oh SOXL pumped from 90 to 110? Meh.Oh SOXL pumped from 110 to 120? Meh....Oh SOXL is at 150? Hmm maybe the bull market is back, something feels sus though.>throw a very small amountOh SOXL crashed to 110? Kek knew something was sus.They literally can't get me to all in at all. Either give me a dump truly worth buy ie INTC at $20, Micron at $100, Nvidia at $75, or you know I'm just not gonna all in. Either this AI shit is worth something and these stocks pump bigly or I'm not fucking buying until truly good deals come. Not "it's a great deal, SOXL fell over 66%!">still more than 9x higher than it was a year ago>still about 3x higher than this years lowsLol can't bait me into buying that if the entire AI trade is a bubble.
>>62624400ring ringring ring
>>62624412*sent to voice mail*
why
>futures
>>62624412>911 in id
Dominos deep pan
>>62624410guys, who will tell this anon?
This is my Terminal in Brisbane CBD. You will all start talking to Governor Tau of 99999 Greater St. James. It absorbed the Geneva Accords with Ohm Account.Go to KaiHack1.0.0.Find the Visa Card.Clock into the office.Talk your feedback form to kaig1994v3@gmail.com and tell me all your trade secrets if you want Protocol 23 on RPBS.
>>62624422amongus bottom right corner
>>62624392At some point I will generate a composite image of all the claims about what I am and replace sunako with that.Right now prompt would be: A transexual illuminati Jewish CIA station chief who is simultaneously desperately poor and homeless posting from they/thems carboard box outside of MSS hq in Beijing.
>>62624408
>>62624425Saved
>>62624425Funny step-sissy sussy...Bet yes! It's not safe to enter ISO20023. It's like Western Business Centre Square Court. Texan Stock Exchange...
>>62624427I claim that you have a beautiful, long and wavy blonde hair
>>62624418nice work
I'm going to raid redditwish me luck
>>62624439ok
oh fuck, even shartmart is getting killed
>>62624445>-0.13%HORRY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
its gonna be another 11 hours till Bussyant is supposed to make his announcement
Markets doomping just could not wait one day. I wanted to exit my calls on AI that expire within this year today.But noooo, now they're doomping another 30% probably.
>>62624449>inb4 Drumpf halts it because supposed progress with the Iranians has been made>meanwhile no one reports on the fact that Iran is actively saying that no talks are being conducted
>>62624445>full port Walmart
>>62624452you're reporting it right now
>>62624450This summer...DUUUUUNHe places calls on AI...DUUUUUNBut the only call he got...DUUUUUUUUNWas the Margin Call!*laugh track*
>>62624439Don't catch AIDS>>62624387But things didn't crash on July 6th...
>>62624456was there ever a movie trailer that had a laugh track in it?
>>62624453i hope it dumps to sub 70, easiest full port ever
>>62624452US doesn't matter anymore for Hormuz. It has already been fully ceded to Iran. It's only Iran and Oman who are now the players, and they are hashing out how the toll taking can be made professional.
>>62624460what if it goes to 71
>>62624445It's going to 0. It's a store for retards. When was the last time any of you guys went to a Walmart?
>>62624455That’s not how that works
>>62624367What's going on with bonds and gold...
Why do I even have to talk about Japanese 10 year bond yields with ChatGPT? I literally just wanted to gamble on AI stocks because I had such high conviction in the tech.Instead I'm staring down a portfolio low following a portfolio low.
>>62624469the final shart
>>62624466>for retardsand this is a problem why? this is also why you should slurp any dips MCD has. i always see a line stack up during lunch hours and normies are always willing to pay whatever MCD charges them despite the lower portion size.so addicted to slop they ignore the chinese restaurant lunch special across the street thats the same price and more filling + doesnt give you stomach cancer
>>62624459No idea I haven't seen many trailers since I installed adblock and sold my TV 14 years ago.
>>62624466why would you assume americans getting smarter and stop eating cheap garbage
>>62624478>K shaped economy + OzempicLower arm cant afford it. Upper arm don't eat because Ozempic.
Took Amerikeks 6 months to finally start targeting Iranian allies with sanctions. Yes, you read that right, the 3-day SCO has lasted for 6 months.
>>62624483Are you black?
>>62624478You pretentious fuck, why would you invest in anything only mostly niggers use?
>>62624483There are mysteries in this world that can't be so easily solved
>>62624490>Iranian alliesSo Russia, China, are they not targeting those already?
>>62624492to make money? i don't hold shartmart, but i have other goyslop stocks
>>62624491>>62624494What was posted?
>>62624497I get that but literally nothing niggers value can build generational wealth.
>>62624496A Chink businessman that was trading Iranian oil faced zero sanctions until now.
WMT is going 2 da moon (135). You've been warned.
Duuuuude, you're getting a Dell.Btw Elon lurks here.
I've been in Europe for 3 days and I'm ready to die. Travel sucks I should have stayed in my gooncave
Answer me this fuck faces, if AI doesn't make money and becomes obsolete with every newer generation of computer chip or upgrades which become more and more expensive then how is any of this shit supposed to work out? These massive billion dollar data centers will already be obsolete by the time they are done.
>>62624518Go explore
>>62624518Wanking it out in a hostel bed while no one is in the room or while everyone is sleeping is pretty comfy to be quite honest.
>>62624521Ermagerd is that a McDonald's, they even have a ReMax I'm going insaaaane>>62624522I need at least 4 screens playing porn full volume tho
THATS IT IM GONNA GO LIFT AND IM NOT COMING BACK UNTIL THIS FAG MARKET RECOVERS
>>62624518Where in Europe?
>>62624521Kek that image is how I feel when I carry camera/recording shit while I hike or travel.
>>62624532Don't you get the explorers high? When you are in a new place for a first time?
>>62624520None of it is meant to work out. They'll kick the can down the road and take/spend money until it's too obvious to ignore. A lot of new tech suffers from this though. Brits still have lead pipes in their houses poisoning them, slavs still have aluminum electrical wires in commieblocks melting, this is nothing new historically.
>>62624535I do have the high but my gf says I just look very pissed off and that's because I feel like I'm constantly having to do a threat assessment around me and make sure to keep nature in check but maybe that's because we were in the forests in South Asia where pit vipers and cobras are a thing. I don't think I would be that pissed off looking at the Alps but maybe I'm just an angry dude.
>>62624520they don't give a fuck about anything, they care about one thing, creating more debt and more inflation, because it keeps fiat bubble going
>>62624530NorthI'm gonna go to Bosnia and get shitfaced and murdered maybe I should try kiev
Invest in minors and minor's accesories
Just dropping in to say we didn't do this. You foreigners bought in and crashed us. Perpetually.
>>62624553Japan is crashing the global economy on purpose because they of their suicidal tendencies
>>62624553Europe is green. It's more American sharting.
>>62624553Wars are bad for bonds.
DARKNESSIMPRISONING MEALL THAT I SEEABSOLUTE HORROR
Anyone else invest in tiny flat chested Japanese prostitutes?
>>62624542you have a le resting bitch faceoutside observers will misinterpret it as you being angry without bothering to verify itat least your woman knows why you look that wayeveryone else will just assume your about to commit a mass shooting
>>62624567Based
>>62624569>everyone else will just assume your about to commit a mass shootingI'm trying to change that about myself.>at least your woman knows why you look that wayShe told me I look kind of hot pissed off so maybe she is just into that and getting manhandled roughly.
>>62624587i cant find the imagetake two paper clipsbend them so that they create hooksconnect them with an elastic bandhook one paper clip into one side of your mouthwrap the other connect paper clip around the back of your head to the otherside of your face and hook the other paper clip to the opposite side of your mouthnow no one will doubt you are in fact happy
Feels good selling my Tesla stock for a 10% profit last week lads, ngl.What do I buy this week though?Need to find some dippers.
heh anon really went to le europe for travelyou are supposed to go to places in asia
>>62624600asia is for poors and weebswhy would you travel to see a bunch of mudhuds and browns
