Can Intel go to 200 dollars now that our queen Nancy Pelosi is in?
>>62628094>ffedb703
>>62628094Is this Pink ID for Polkadot?TDOT will be the next THYP
pelosi is waSHED
>>62628094Lazy bake. Try again baggie
timed the day almost perfectly with my 0 dte STO call and put spreads. should be a profitable day my benchods
>>62628097Posting in ebin fed thread.
This is a Klarna Thread
>>62632221>EQT IDLong natural gas
N-word Wednesday
yeah it's shit but let's just use this one
>Anthropic Expected to Tell Investors It Sees Over $30 Trillion in Potential RevenueDo you guys think the Jewish CEO is being honest or is he exaggerating to scam you?
Good morning saars
Test
>>62632240>Nigvideo loans Anthropic 30 trillion dollars>Anthropic uses it to buy 30 trillion dollars worth of gpus
>>62632253Does it cost NVDA less than $30t to produce those GPUs?Does Anthropic earn more than $30t in revenue using those GPUs?If so, we're all good
>>62632257The fact that we're just saying revenue instead of earnings and accepting there will be no profit made is kinda funny
Why the fuck are miners down aaaaaaaaaaaaaack
>>62628094For the continuity enjoyers.Previous:>>62630165>>62630165
>>62628094intcels...we're still bleeding...
you know what would be completely not funny?terrible nvidia earnings bursting the ai bubble
Aite I sold most of my bbwi again. Niggers I'm up 2% realized today from meta and bbwi lmao eat shit nerdsI spoon-feed this shit to you fags and you fuck it up lmao
It over Moderna bros, we can’t stop China they will now also dominate biotech.
>>62632238Ive gone 50% singuliarity, data centers, chip connectors, CROs, robots.50% voo hoping for a crash to rotate into tripple leverage. Wish I had more money for mda stock, samsung, and this jeets thesis.Https://youtu.be/oZBGAuANX6I?si=4N0SzC7bXzIoFDnH
>see extremely hot woman exit female bathroom, looks embarrassed>sneak out there cus no one nearby>she obviously just took a shit>it fucking reeks
>buy leaps on bluechips>down 80% by the time its 90dte>pick sectors>it bleeds>trade forex>Im tired bros
>>62632304The troll tabs need to be a lil less obvious next time
Do I buy NVDA before earnings? Someone else, preferably dumber, decide for me.
>>62632309Yes. They'll keep growing sales until 2028.
Daymn -$15,000,000,000 for Janies?Did /smg/ not cover this, or did i just miss the thread?Found this out on /g/ of all places.I guess leopold’s fund had some collateral damage.
>>62632309Buy puts
why is everything red? did orangeman tweet something? what happened please i just woke up
My cost basis on AVGO is 358. If kikes rug this shit I'll average in with muh candle gains. Simple asEarnings September 2
>>62632300>rushes to developThe med space where rushed and untested solutions are known to be accepted, what is this nonsense, they can rush all they want but it still takes ages to go through all the tests and checks
>>62632316What did he do to make those niggas so mad?
>>62632240oh hey you are the dude from yesterday>>62632320might be related to iran war shit, oil is up again
>>62632309The only winning move is to not play.
>>62632328I’m all cash
>>62632289Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62632298Floor seems to be 30, guess its gone 30 to 40 to 30 multiple times. Also I know whos got ten minutes to watch an Indian but video I posted I do think is worth the investment. He covers some crazy economics about AI spending.
>>62632327did a ship get sunk or something? yesterday the meme online was that lots of tankers were getting through and the iran blockade was a nothinburger
>>62632324Not for covid
Glowie honeypot thread. No I will not let you fucking feds have my memes.
>>62632240>(((Potential))) revenue >of roughly the US GDPThought has completely exited the equation at this point
>>62632329I just meant earnings. Being in all cash is the only way to guarantee you’ll lose.
if they don't solve iran war by the end of this year global financial crisis, trustput your money into something that retains its value during a crisis
why USO going up
>>62632336Im waiting for post nvidia to reenter the market
>>62632332i don't know the details i saw iran and oman teaming up to say the strait is theirs or something, not sure
>>62632333Trust the science for that one chud!Although there was some testing, I recall the failed French vaxx actually lead to some poor bastard test piggie going blind before they abandoned it
Im the Bilibili Anon.(((They))) are trying to shake us down before the results because they know the results are so good. They want the cheapies from paperhands before it explodes.
why the FUCK did google shit itself
>>62632337There will be a crisis, but the crisis will not be due to the ongoing special military operation in Persia boss.
>>62632327Yeah>>62632335It's making me smirk that they are willing to claim an entire USA GDP's worth of revenue before saying they're gonna be profitable and talking about earnings
>10y going up>oil going upBussy specifically said not to do this, wtf.
>>62632350what will cause crisis to happen then? i was betting on oil prices going up and that causing a domino effect
>>62632350are you refering to a certain guy that lives above china
>>62632240The $30 trillion figure is a total addressable market number, not a revenue forecast. You fell for the clickbait.They are basically saying the ENTIRE AI industry will be worth 30T, and they are just fighting for their piece. They just think that's what the market size is going to be, and not that they'll actually see those numbers. It's misleading because yeah technically it's 30T possible revenue, but that never happens.For example Google has absolute dominance over online ads. That has a TAM of 700b, and Google has 1/3rd that... Which is considered absolutely bonkers, or NVIDIA which has 80% of the 700b TAM.
>>62632353>US intervenes against long term bonds with $4 billion>casual $20 billion long term bond offering for OpenAINothing personal kid.
>>62632357No, I'm talking about the coming crisis involving rainbows boss.
>>62632350What's 40 trillion between friends.
>>62632360https://www.businesstoday.in/technology/news/story/softbank-could-raise-up-to-20-billion-in-bonds-to-invest-in-openai-report-551554-2026-08-26>SoftBank has reportedly committed to investing nearly $65 billion in OpenAI by October, 2026. However, to invest a massive amount, it is currently trying to raise a huge amount of money through bonds. According to a Bloomberg report, SoftBank is discussing a $10 billion–$20 billion bond sale with investment banks, and the sale could happen as early as September.>The investment company has already funded the AI startup through borrowed money. The report highlighted that it took out a $40 billion bridge loan to help finance its OpenAI investment earlier this year. Now it plans to raise money through bonds and use some of that money to repay the $40 billion loan.Is it normal for companies to take on debt for another instead of the company itself just taking on the debt?
>>62632353Those darn bond vigilantes are really spreading his cheeks right nowInvest in lube and lube accessories
>>62632353He’s gonna fix it. Trust
>>62632367Damn how do I get retards uh I mean investors to buy 1 million worth of bonds in my totally real business?
>>62628094intel will be worth trillions someday>>62632240i think he's being honest darling. i'm super optimistic about ai.
>>62632374slap ai and blockchain onto it
>>62632367yeah this is all perfectly normal and perfectly healthy non-bubble market behavior my goyjeet
Who here going to buy some Anthropic stocks when it drops?$30 trillion potential revenue they say. Sounds a bit strong.I thought Claude was supposed to be shit compared to the other AI's?
>>62632379and 3d printing
>>62632381Most companies use debt to invest and grow. They're not christcucks that worship Dave Ramsey, they're intelligent people.
Just rolled EIX again for another $100This spirits money is looking more like cheap booze
i know its a bit late but what do you guys think about the crash that happened in the korean stock market?
>>62632345how's their ai spending going?
>>62632381>>62632374At what point do retail investors get into longer term bonds? I'm assuming most of these are just bought by big institutions but what if their yields push 6% or 7%?
>>62632236>NIGVIDEO ALERT NIGVIDEO ALERT
>>62632377Why do you think so, I've been intrigued and debating buying but their past performance has been such dog shit.
>>62632386>>62632379I use AI to 3D print blocks and chains. Please buy my bondsPotentially as high as 30 trillion worth of income in this endeavor sirs
>>62632385Claude is top dog but seems a bit gimped lately, wouldn’t buy either OpenAI or Anthropic, the chink fud will be unreal every time they release a new model
>>62632392Not until we can buy and sell bonds on Robinhood
>>626323852 trillions too rich for my blood but if its hits a 900b marketcap ill buy 100k.
>>62632392i think we would have bigger concerns if bond yields push to 7%
>>62632395because they make leading edge logic chips, only 3 companies do that and those are the most important products in the world. they produce the brain of ai
>>62632236>Nvidia today>Marvell tomorrowIs Jensen going to pump them again? Get the impression it was organised that way
>>62632353>>62632370Whatever Busscant does, will make the shiny metals go zoom zoom
who else shorted Abercrombie at the exact top? I'm up $15,000. still not gonna cover til tomorrow. shits so easy
>>62632392>google the most common long term corporate bond ETF>there's a vanguard one vclt>look up its SEC yield>its over 6%Okay that's spooking, what's the catch? Do you just get 6% divy's for 20 years or something>>62632402We're kinda close unless I'm reading morningstar wrong. We look at the yield to maturity right?
Let's see what smigger general thinks about Nvidia earnings. Vote here:https://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleMWdpZp
>>62632411>>62632402
>>62632405marvell probably wanted to schedule their earnings after Nvidia so they could threaten nvda stock prices if they are allowed to fail
>>62632392This is the most important question right now. I dont think it will happen but I give 40% odds of a 50% stock crash like the last two times bonds hit 6.5%
>>62632406Kevin is gonna spook us and do nothing but be accommodating for their buy long bonds with short term debt plan. Buy any gold dips homie
>>62632404i need them to be worth trillions by EOY, not when a mcdonald big mac meal cost 100 dollars
>>62632411we are not that close, 30 year bond yields are 5.1% right nowif it goes up further people will liquidate their assets in stock market and put them in bonds cause they have less risk and better returns
>>62632411baby the catch is the upside is capped at 6%/year and they have a lot of the same risks as stocks. creditors get paid first in a bankruptcy but it's pennies on the dollar. the risk is the opportunity cost, something you constantly overlook.
>>62632385Claude is shitty because they are compute starved.But even if they had the compute it would still be a shitty bet since anyone can just reverse engineer their models.Open AI has probably already done it multiple times.Everyone hypes up the Chinese as being some kind of big spoiler effect but forget there’s also plenty of “follow along cheaply” companies in the west that are waiting for their turn to pounce.Many of them even rent out compute to Anthro and OAI while quietly working on competing models.
>>62632339Why wouldn't it?
>>62632413fuck off with your data mining shit. If you want to collect data and shit start your own fucking polling agency faggot!
>>62632417those are corporate bonds not govt bonds, they carry more risk but often pay more
>>62632263?????
>>62632430We have paper oil now
like right now you could be sitting on my lap sweating and trembling but instead you're going over corporate bond yields -_-' opportunity costs.
>>62632433continuing this, while you might still get paid interest if the price of your bonds go down its no goodthats why they are considered rather risky, some companies might outright default on them too
>>62632426I'm not babe but I do have the agp kink so please don't do that. >>62632433>>62632441What if you only use them for income? How often do corporate bonds stop paying out their divys?
>>62632432>data mining kek there are four votes right now. If I were a data miner I'd get a bigger sample population in the alleyway behind my house.Shows how abandoned /biz/ is these days.
>>62632438You’re lusting after another man’s asshole son. There are no women on this site and certainly not any that understand bondsz
>>62632443Then go get gangbanged in the alleyway behind your house faggot.
>>62632442that really depends on the company, i assume big companies often don't default on their bonds so they should keep paying their dividends until maturity>>62632438you are a faggot
>>62632448Who hurt you baggot?
im a woman in vrchat boss
>>62632448W-was t-that always an option?
>>62632442we belong together. be honest with me and yourself and be courageous. we can be happy.
>whooshsurprise muthafucka
>>62632449Well something like VCLT looks like it only holds investment grade. And I threw this question at google's ai and it responded with this. So as long as you don't care about the price going down it doesn't matter. Am I missing anything?
>>62632463nah, you are not really missing anythingit's rather hard for big companies to default on their debt anyways that would have pretty big consequences for them
>>62632344also that famous cutie Hayden Panettiere died recently from no apparent causes (covid vaccine)
>>62632458She is true to herself, and she deserves someone who shares her values regarding the niggers and jews. You fail to see her for who she is and have stated you want to fix her, but she's not broken you're the one who's broken boss.
>>62632408I didn't even know A&F was still in business. How have they survived the death of the American mall?
>>62628094>market randomly up and down every other dayFuck this gay economy
>>62632316yea you mssed the threadepic run that blew out a few bearniggers who panic covered
just got a 25k check what do I gamble it all on?
>no stock /biz/ is making fun of like MSFT anymorethere really is nothing that screams buy..
>>62632463you need to be cared for, not indulged. there is a difference and i know it. i know what is best for you and i'll make you so happy. i know how to nurture you right.
>>62632480DCA it into index funds and gold boss
>>62632480long gold
>>62632480Nvidia before earnings
>>62632478Whenever I see that reference I just think of the feds at Waco getting blasted.>>62632482Please stop I'm not her. I haven't even used a slur in the thread. Go play vrchat if you want to groom someone.
>>62632484>>62632485its up over 100% in 3 years
>>62632491It’s about to go even higher
>>62632475>>62632408I bought lulu 50% below Burry and still lost 50%. These brands are like penny stocks, swear Nike, Adidas, AE, GAP all crash 50% well Victoria's secret shoots up 100%. Absolute crap shoot, clothing is the new biotech.Though kopsi is my favorite penny stock.
>>62632480If you have the balls you'll go in on NVDA. It's clear its going to after hours pump because they are scaring the retail baggies now.
a question struck medo you guys think there are any trading algorithms that actually analyze 4chan?>>62632491i see it going upto 5k minimum this year
>>62632495Why does he look like he's posting on the set of the Fifth Element.
>>62632480so how do i get a 25k check
>>62632490i want you. and grooming is what you need and it's not a bad word, not a bad thing. you're a grownup and we were in love once. you're wild and rough on the edges and loving me was too much for you, but if you try again i know you can.
>>62632481Didn't microslop give up and start selling its AI compute? Or was that meta?
>>62632480Buy a bunch of WMT and sell incrementally OTM call options
Blackrock bought 32 million shares of PLUG. It's down 43% in the last 3 months. Maybe they pump soon
>>62632496I thought she was holding a baby lol
>>62632503He’s evading Uncle Sam on his solar powered yacht
>>62632506start by not believing him, who the fuck earns 25 a month and asks 4chan for advice
>>62632489>>62632497I bought 10 shares of NVDA>>62632485>>62632484I bought 5 shares of GDXUfidelity will hit me with a good faith violation if i day trade before it's settled>>62632506start a business and sell 25k worth of product
anyone going to play Nvidia options tonight?I'm thinking of doing a small gamble more for the thrill than expecting any big gains, something small like a 8/28 $212.50 call for only $500
>>62632387take the jam, jamjeet
>>62632507>grooming is what you need and it's not a bad word, not a bad thing. you're a grownupThat is the creepiest thing I've ever been told in my life.
>>62632508Kek, that’s pretty much all of them by now, even musk.
Did fidelity push out a new update? This was never an issue before. I could deposit and buy within the minute.
>>62632481WMT is just begging to be bought. I'm expecting it to be be back at $115 or higher in the next 2-3 weeks. It's just as obvious of a dip as the Google and Amazon post earnings recoveries. Most of SMG missed those because the schizos don't trust objectively good companies for some reason.
>>62632507
>>62632513Me. Pre gamer gate we were all high iq upper middle class Anglo edgelords. Good chunk of us made it, ESPECIALLY those of us on the biz site.
>>62632521i very much doubt that considering your hobby. and look up the word, it's true meaning not what you imagine it to mean. it's precisely what you need.
>>62632507Where you dropped on your head as a child? What part of she doesn't want a good for nothing jewish nigger lover that lives in his mother's basement do you not understand boss?
>>62632516>leveraged minors>not gold>didn’t dca to buy the Kevin dip ngmi
>>62632518I can't do options but I'll be going in jacked to the tits long with leverage on memory stocks.
>>62632523I keep forgetting Grok is a thing. I don't know why the companies don't embrace porn. That should have been OpenAI's main angle from the beginning. >>62632526I don't know because I refuse to ever use their phone app. It's really bad. >>62632527I can't tell what's real anymore with oil. Does it run out this year?
>>62632527Yep but I sold options anyways I think the growth will be slower
>>62632526no its been like this for a whilei have 2 violations and margin enabledgotta wait for that cash to settle big boy
I have a really bad feeling about this week
>>62632542I got a wash sale in my HSA a few months back but I just had to wait for it to go away.
>>62632518Yes, just bought NVD (2X short)Maybe I'll buy more later if the price is lower
>>62632545bad feeling about what?
>>62632534who the fuck is kevin and whats the 3x gold letf if not gdxu?>>62632513i dont earn 25k a month. I usually clear 100k in sales and get 2 or 3 checks throughout the year
>>62632527feels like its way to expensive for what they do, even innovativeness in mind, it's still a large mature retail company.
>>62632550I feel like my AI slop portfolio is gonna crash after nvidia earnings today
PSA: Stay safe out there smiggers!Iz we getting a single green day this week?
>>62632548thank you for the irrelevant unrelated informationtrump needs to hurry up with the rake
>>62632545Damn good thing I'm up 7% this month and realized an ass load of gains today. Hope those faggots dump it desu I want some cheap stuff again
>>62632554A fellow smiggie taken down…
>>62632556Meaning the UI is dumb and the good faith violation will just go away eventually.
>>62632553i will say this and get called a retard for it butall the people investing ai slop/ai infrastructure companies are playing a dangerous game in my opinion, i wouldnt get into it
>>62632554bahahaha
>>62632554Was he a bobo or a mumu?
We are in a tiehttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1vxGgo/results
The true indication is if there’s a big dump or pump just before close, Sneeddisk had a monster dump just before earnings where it dumped even harder
>>62632221Can you guys believe that this faggot, an alcoholic, and a reality television star turned convicted felon managed to topple the entire Iranian military boss.
>>62632560perhaps the 3 violation will result in a 90 day restriction just like the UI clearly informs us?
>>62632240Does Claude do image generation?
I think NVDA will have a good earnings and good forecast but market will still dump
>>62632563Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
And how are we feeling today /pmg/?
>He didn't slurp the generational GRRR dipISHIGGYDIGGY
>>62632561I just buy utilities that are benefitting from AI with grants for grid expansions, like NEE
>>62632581Ok boss
>>62632580I never considered this before.
you're dissociating again and i admit that's one thing i will indulge. it's incredibly hot if you do it at the right time. but you're doing it to get away from strong feelings that you need to embrace. i still love you babe and i have a vision for us.
what to slurp
>>62632582what even is interesting about that character, she looks mid>>62632585utilites are fine,i suppose
>>62628094Test.
>>62632582My great grandpa owned a bunch of gold and buried it in some random Arizona desert but then he choked on a hot dog and we never found out where. I could have actually been born into a rich family.
>>62632589this penisalso WMT
>>62632580Such is life in the semiconfluxer zone
>>62632582Ready to slurp the Jackson hole dip boss
>>62632593consider checking near his properties and land if you know, get a detectoralso was your great grandpa retarded or something, did he not account for this
>>62632593kek i can't even find the silver that i buried in my backyard 5 years ago
>>62632595I unironically only like bbc
>gorillamarines unironically has this saved on their harddrive
The baggler found dead with a dildo in his arse
>>62632600From what I've heard he was the nicest retard in the world. And I live far away from that state now.>>62632602I need to buy a bunch of crypto and bury the wallet in a hard drive and then lose track of it. Complete the family tradition.
that fucking nigger posted that yesterday too, what the fuck is wrong with him
>>62632602Imagine having paranoid bipolar manias and a silver hobby. There’s so many ounces I hid from everyone including myself
>>62632508they are selling quantum compute time through azure but the hardware is either ionq, quantinuum, rigetti or pasqal, not their own. that's still lab only tech
Gorilla niggas posting gay porn! Least surprising development of all time
>>62632580That's what everyone expects so my inverse is nvda has horrible earnings and moons. Read more at my substack for only $99.99 a day.
>CEO isn't a GorillaI am incredibly disappointing. It's like the CEO of Grindr or Reddit not being gay.
I'm selling wheat (WEAT)
why do you guys hide your shit under the ground unless you believe that you will use it in a apocalypse scenariojust give it to jews (also known as banks) and let them take care of it while they profit off from it
>>62632615CEO is an animal
>niGRRR posters save gay porn weebms to their computers
>>62632586Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
KLARNA IS FIGHTING BACK! They’ve not given up yet! Holy shit this is so amazing. The heroism you get to witness when you follow the KLAR stock is unlike anything else. Gives you the same feeling as reading about the Spartans or the final days of Berlin. Attacked on all sides by shorters and slop posters hating the idea of a company not charging interest? They’ll fight through it. Maybe they’ll lose but no one can say they gave up. No one can say western civilisation did not have a chance while Klarna kept up the good fight.
>>62632590>what even is interesting about that character, she looks midShe lost in the anime which is why he feels the need to avatarfag as her, cause he's a fucking loser
>>62632602Become pirate pilled and start bragging about how no one will ever find yer treasure.(In reality cap’t pepe has no idea where his treasure even is anymore)
>SGOV only pays 3.7%YIKESOLA. Doesn't keep up with inflation BEFORE tax
how do men live like this?
>>62632328You seem dumber than me, I'll trust you.
>>62632633>the virgin SGOV at 3.7% vs the chad VCLT at 6.3%>>62632636I am judging that man for playing League than anything else.
>the earnings are already priced in ;)>therefore it can only dip :\>the dip is already priced in ;)>therefore it will actually moon :\>the dip-moon is already priced in ;)>therefore it will actually dip :\>the dip-moon-dip is already priced in ;)>therefore it will actually moon :\>the dip-moon-dip-moon is already priced in ;)
>>62632617my lil treasure chest of silver coins is specifically buried in case of apocalypsewhy else would you buy physical silver?
>>62632642thats what i thought so
>>62632632just believe and your dreams will become reality. that’s how the dollar works too
>>62632583Your post led me to a reddit post from one year ago:https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1j79g1e/grrr_gorilla_technology_group_a_deep_dive_into/
>>62632636That chair looks kinda nice
>>62632593KekThis so funny.
>>62632650If you take out the pepe that play looks kinda cozy.
>>62632641>The dip-moon-dip-moon is made out of cheese.>Therefore, umm, cheesed to meet you?
>>62632636typical league player desu
>>62632658i have no respect for league players, they are subhuman niggers
>>62632636>how do men live like this?One day at a time
>>62632660My litmus test for multiplayer video games is if I can enjoy them while losing. I can have a ton of fun in TF2 and still lose. I see League players being constantly upset and miserable and then they queue again.
>>62632636Very frugally.
>>62632636Woman room is the same except the table is full of disorganized cosmetics with a Netflix TV instead.
I think AMZN is in for a big BOOM the next few years. Realistically, can it dip back to 250 in the near future or is now a good time to buy?
>>62632496I am researching about hospital stocks. They all look very healthy financially and with double digit growth due demographics but for some reason all of them have gone lateral since COVID despite having no debt issues and doubling EPS.
I occasionally poop my pants with odorless diarrhea as a direct result of liver damage. As I was cleaning up my ANF short went up another $5k. Its not too late to get in on punishing gushing uncontrolled greed for infinite tariff rebate exuberance. It's under my fingernails still
>>62632648The more things change, the more they stay the same.Gorillionaire here, I first started investing in GRRR in late 2024 only a small position at $6 and caught a decent amount of the upside into early 2025, sold in the low $30's then got out until getting back in around August 2025, sold at $25 then rebought at $15 and holding/averaging down about 20,000 shares now.This will come good, whether this year or next. I will make my gorillion.
>>62632670>AMZN is in for a big BOOM the next few yearsWhy? I own a bunch of it when the stock went lateral for 2 years. The business looks as good as always but I don't see them increasing their PE ratio due exponential boom as they are too large and most of the stock growth will come through earnings increase which are tied to revenue
>>62632665its because they have to reach diamond at least, everything will change when they hit diamond
all in 20k on SPY hitting 770 EOWi'm going for it
>>62632677Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62632674Why do you have this obsession with shitstocks. Shitcoins are less of a gamble than this companies. Most 100 baggers are small caps that grow gradually, my bet for the next 100 bagger is Kri Kri Milk from Greece, that company can 20x once it starts exporting to the US and developed Asian countries
>>62632605more?
>>62632665you can have a playroom if you want baby, all the toys you want
>>62632686GRRR is my niche autistic special interest.And the fact that so many smiggers hate it makes me like it more :3
>>62632693I. Have. A. Cock. Get it in your thick head.
margined up with a lot of soxl. gonna nap until market close. jensen do not let me down.
>>62632689I'm actually grilling up and aubergine for lunch. I paid $.59 less per pound then I would have for it last week. If I may speak financially, its never good to overpay
>>62632695Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
>>62632676Something something AI datacenters, cloud computing etc. etc.
>>62632702be honest darling. commit to that, i can't stand lies.
>+0.01% Ah yes a magnificent crab
If you ever feel bad about your portfolio then just imagine your De Beers and then look up the price of diamond.
NVDA beat and dump is already priced in. It will be a nothing burger.
>>62632723Diamonds are forever... forever..
PREPARE FOR THE COUNTER ATTACK! SEND IN THE MARINES!
I was bearish NVDA post earnings but so is every smigger here so now I will inverse /smg/ and bet that we retard pump.
So SpaceX uh? Did all that just to end up at their base priceof 135?Any Space baggies?It didnt drop as muchas i was expecting didnt even break double digits. Was it rightly priced in from the start?
Fucking think or swim fucked up my orders so hard today for some reason. I would go to sell an iron condor and for some reason it would open an iron Condor and an extra vertical spread, but would then split them between two positions with three legs each.I took almost a 2% loss to the fees alone fixing this shit
so is nvda a dead company at this point?
>>62632734kekAre you a real Klarna Marine or just memeing us?
I am literally POOPING out my ASS right nowHow's that for investing
>>62632745Disgusting she-man.
https://youtu.be/zQowvSigs78?is=6G4O2ibOxzbMjL98The absolute state of GME baggies
run up to labor day rally starts soon
>>62632747Do not question the faith of a true Klarna Marine. Are you a heretic in need of purging?>Duplicate file existsKLARNA MARINES HOLD THE LINE!!!!! WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAHDEEP STRIKES!!
Anyone ever noticed how posts take on the Klarna colour of victory when you go to them? How’s that for bullish>>62632747I’m the real deal
>>62632734
so how do i profit off of putin esclating the war
I didn't use Klarna. Ugh, I know I know, it's just that I don't wanna use it that is all. (I used paypal buy now pay later)
take the expat pill bros....
KLARNA SISSIES NOOOOOTHEY ABSCONDED WITH OUR MAIDENS
>>62632773I keep finding vtubers I like that end up being Filipino girls but the country scares me.
i dont get it, why is everyone klarna posting suddenly, i looked at the chart and its just free falling down since forever
We're all buying Nvidia on this fire sale right? Dump before the pump right smiggies
>>62632773vietnam is such a shithole literally asian russia
CASHNADO ALERT!
I got in a fight with my AI agentmy agent is running an optimiser, and insists on me using leveraged energy. Right now.Actually going and buying energy, with leverage, with oil prices at $90And I'm telling my agent, why the fuck would I do that? And saying I should buy leveraged bonds instead since they're historically priced better than they've been in decades.But no, no, bonds in the optimiser are terrible because bonds got reamed since 2022. So my agent is insisting I don't buy bonds, and instead buy leveraged energy. Meanwhile,I'm already overweight energy.
>>62632777Because we bought the dip.
>>62632777It doomped 20% on good earnings but toned down projections so people are simply memeing it up hoping for a rebound.I'm one of them and WE'LL FUCKING WIN KLARNABROS JUST HOLD
>>62632784>>62632785its been dipping for years
>>62632745she should crush my skull with her thighs
>>62632786This time it's different.
>>62632782Because LLMs can't and don't think, boss
>He didn't buy GRRRlol.lmao:3
>>62632777Checked butYou wouldnt get it if you werent here for it.I dont even know why i got in. It was a colective halucination event at the time that made me buy it.
>>62632775What the hell!
Yo. Is this a real V or a fake and gay V?
>>62632686>Can 20x>Already 32€Is this going to be Micron of milk? What in the world would justify that valuation?
>bbwi still cumming after I soldFigures
I’m so sick of this eternal crabbing.
>>62632743So I called them and found out what it was. Apparently it totally fucks the system up if you are having overlapping strikes. So for instance one strike that was a short leg in One pre-existing position was now being opened as a long leg in another position.Not that anyone cares but just an FYI to not overlap strikes selling iron condors or spreads
>>62632821So... did they offer a refund? An apology?
>Just In: Tangible product more important than economic gobbledygook
>>62632824Nope lol.I chalk it up to a learning expense
>yeah bro I was a neet until I was 36 but now I make 200k a year wfh from a bootcamp>huh economic slowdown? No never heard of thatSTOP LYING ABOUT YOUR INCOME ON THE INTERNET
>>62632770BasedI might have to finance an SSD at some point in the near future
>>62632820dont worry, in september volatility will come back to the menu
>>62632240Unironically a top sign
>>62632821kek I did something similar before. called female broker and she laughed at me.
I'm buying a bunch of PL calls for earnings next week who's with me?
>>62632776They speak English which is cool. Very nice people and worship whites desu so I recommend. Just avoid the south it's kinda sus with Muslim terrorists. I've been to Davao too but I had wranglers with me
>>62632793Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>62632434he means he bought around here
>>62632723>>62632729Kek Diamond Baggies
>>62632770So you’re to blame for this??
>>62632829Can’t believe my AI gains are pumping leftypol stocks, I feel sick
>>62632824>>62632824>So... did they offer a refund? An apology?Why would they refund him for being a fucking retard? that's like trying to get a refund on a Vitamix because you put your hand in it and shredded yourself when you turned it on. User error.
>>62632844Klarna is terror. Terror built into the system. That's why it will never fail.>>62632851He said his orders fucked the system up, assumed it's app error not user error from the phrasing.
>>62632856It's a user error that causes an app error
so do I load up on NVDA shares? overall sentiment is bearish on /smigger/general so it should pump up big time right?
>>62632860After the earnings dump, probably
>>62632309
>>62632860niggervda dumped the past 8 times right after exceptional earnings and gigabullish guidance. they might have a chance by curing cancer like mrna... maybe.
>>62632462>Upon all these accounts, therefore, we may rest assured that equal quantities of corn will, in every state of society, in every stage of improvement, more nearly represent, or be equivalent to, equal quantities of labour than equal quantities of any other part of the rude produce of land. Corn, accordingly, it has already been observed, is, in all the different stages of wealth and improvement, a more accurate measure of value than any other commodity or set of commodities. In all those different stages, therefore, we can judge better of the real value of silver by comparing it with corn than by comparing it with any other commodity or set of commodities.>Corn, besides, or whatever else is the common and favourite vegetable food of the people, constitutes, in every civilised country, the principal part of the subsistence of the labourer. In consequence of the extension of agriculture, the land of every country produces a much greater quantity of vegetable than of animal food, and the labourer everywhere lives chiefly upon the wholesome food that is cheapest and most abundant.And yet we are actually down bigly today bobo, which will of course, necessitate more pumping.
>Druckenmiller posted a column criticizing the treasury secretary’s bond buy back program. The hedge fund manager unapologetically disclosed that he used AI to generate the column saying “Of course i use AI. I use it in all my writing, the same way I’d use a calculator for numbers.”If only you knew how bad things really are.jpg
Busting in brown pussy
>>62632873god forbid a nigga use a tool
>>62632873Talking heads on Bloomberg earlier were ridiculing internet users for analyzing if releases/columns were ai generated.General attitude was who cares, what difference does it make.
>>62632877Haha sometimes :)
>>62632873Grok generate a 4chan post calling this guy a loser in 30 words or less. Then criticize the treasury secretary's bond market intervention, making use of the word bussy 4 times.
GO TIME SOON SMEG
>>62632881>what difference does it make Literally nobody will need to watch Bloomberg or Drunkenhiemen or Dimon or anyone if they don’t give any semblance of alpha
>>62632888>31 word prompt for a 30 word output.
>>62632745I need a muscle mommy
>>62632881If you have to ridicule other people’s ridicule, you’ve already lost.I don’t make the rules that’s just how it is.
>>62632894If they didn't use AI or interns to clean up and bloviate their writing then it wouldn't look any different than something posted here, the goyim need a veneer of professionalism, while the professional class behind closed doors just talk like smiggers.
>>62632746If you don't know what to buy, just buy a diversified ETF
>in 2019 dissatisfied with my degree because it only got me shitty jobs>wanted to go to law school in 2021>instead tried data science and accounting>never finished>by 2024 the market wasn't hiring anyway>everything is super fucked nowGoddamn man how are you supposed to know these things. If my daddy was rich.... I wouldn't even need the insider nepo info to get the auditor-who-uses-data jobs in finance because I'd just be rich. Who the fuck benefits from this gatekeeping.
NVIDIA INCOMING
>>62632895Based tokenmaxxer
>>62632898What about ridiculing others ridiculing your ridiculing, boss?
>im green on njewdiaOh lawdy lawd, cannot wait to wake up tomorrow in the deep red
>they didn't buy Kri-Kri Milk (AO2)
>>62632860Funny dog
Somebody stop Crabitha shes getting too powerfulUP OR DOWN BITCH
>>62632908Post more dogs, it keeps the jahoodies out of the thread. Thanks boss.
>>62632678Godspeed anon
>In the weeks that followed, Aschenbrenner moved to rebuild by making a $400 million investment in an undisclosed private company, the first public signal of his intentions after the near-collapse. In a letter to investors, he pledged to draw lessons from the experience.Even in a scenario where the rich protect the rich, why the fuck would they still be letting this guy trade. Just give him a hedge fund manager job and tell him to not do anything.
>>62632907All about the milk train! 20x by 2027
>>62632918>$400 million investment in an undisclosed private companyAnthropic?
>>62632907>>62632925>Greek dairy is now a behaving like tech companyHOW???
I need something, ANYTHING to PUMP NOW>t. one CC payment cycle away from burning all cash and being forced to begin selling stock.
>>62632925kekGreekfag here, their yogurt is the best.
Diesel still falling and now gas/petrol output too. 26-AUG-2026* Refinery runs held near 17.4m b/d; utilisation rose to 97.4%. The system is essentially flat-out.* Commercial crude was virtually unchanged at 428.9m barrels, around the five-year seasonal average.* SPR fell another 3.7m barrels to 289.7m. Combined commercial + strategic crude therefore fell roughly 3.6m barrels.* Cushing rebuilt 1.2m barrels to 22.4m, reducing immediate delivery-hub tightness.* Crude imports fell 435k b/d to 6.2m b/d; exports fell 274k b/d to 3.8m. No major flare here.* Gasoline stocks plunged 2.5m barrels to 206.8m, roughly 6% below the five-year average. Demand jumped 355k b/d to 9.0m. Strong for gasoline cracks.* Distillate is the biggest flare. Stocks fell another 2.2m barrels to 103.4m, roughly 14% below the five-year average. Very supportive for diesel/HO cracks.* Jet stocks fell about 0.6m barrels. Less dramatic, but supportive for middle-distillate margins.* No broad refinery-outage signal. But 97.4% utilisation means very little spare capacity if outages develop.Conclusion: Commercial crude looks comfortable; products don’t. Gasoline and especially diesel are tight while refineries are nearly flat-out. SPR is down to 289.7m barrels. Comparable levels were last seen around November 26–December 3, 1982, at roughly 288–290m barrels. The US strategic crude reserve is therefore at roughly a 44-year low.
>>62632934pay denbts
>>62632918He’s effectively an AI insider.His trades were based on him chatting up his anthropic GF about who the AI companies were going to spend money on. Then just investing in those.The most profitable course of action is to give him a couple million to play with again, then copy trade him without using the retard leverage he might be using.
>>62632913
NIGGERS
>>62632937Yes Frau Merkel, just let me gamb-err invest in this 3x leveraged DRAM etf thing here and you'll get your money back DOUBLED.
>>62632939Anon they are going to parade the faggot out again and let him tell the goys what to buy again and blow them up again
New thread for the last /smg/ before a bunch of the regulars here rope.>>62632947>>62632947>>62632947
>>62632939kek wat
>>62632953I guess jane street are goys then cause they lost 15 billies getting tied up in leopold’s misadventures.
