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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous thread:
>>62628370
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>losingallmymoneyGODS
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SCOTT stop being a FAG
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>>62629253
That's a man isn't it
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SCOTT NOW YOU GOTTA MAKE THE STOCKS GO UP
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>Stars are externally powered and not internally as the mainstream claims
>the most important factor in determining any given stars characteristics is the strength of the current density in Amperes per square meter (A/m2) measured at that star’s surface.
>If a star’s incoming current density increases, the arc discharges on its surface (photospheric tufts) will get hotter, change color (away from red, toward blue), and get brighter.
>The absolute brightness of a star, therefore, depends on two things: the strength of the current density impinging into its surface, and the star’s size (the star’s diameter).
so basically:
>Higher ambient plasma density
>Higher inflowing current density at the heliopause
>Larger total current collected by the star
>Larger surface current density at the photosphere
>Higher power output
Right now our Solar system is moving towards the Apex Cloud which raises the density, which ramps up the electric current, which directly boosts its luminosity and shifts its color toward bluewhite in the long term (for like 50k+ years).
The process is exactly analogous to turning up the current in an arc lamp.
also the galactic current sheet, think of it as a power bus. the sun is a load on that bus and the Apex Cloud is a region where the bus cross sectional area is larger and the conductor density higher, offering less resistance.
when the Sun plugs into this part of the bus it draws more current and the voltage drop across its own internal double layer, it rearranges and collapses into an arc discharge aka Micronova.
There is also a research paper about the Apex Cloud and in this paper ( https://arxiv.org/pdf/astro-ph/0302037 ) they identified 17 stars which are "ahead" of our sun and interacting with the Apex Cloud and they are a window into our Suns future and its not looking good.

TL;DR go long underground bunker construction
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Chinussy best pussy tbqh thougheverbeit familam

SCHD, gold, and silver still crushing the S&P500
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>>62630625
>strength of the current density
Is this current in the thread with us now, financially speaking?
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>>62629253
thinking about full porting my 600k portfolio into gdxu.... thoughts?
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>>62630625
>Stars are externally powered and not internally as the mainstream claims
it all makes sense now, the pieces are falling into place
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>>62630648
If it's a retirement account, SCHD would be better. If it's a taxable account, better to just all in on physical gold and silver held by you personally, not vaulted.
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I am all in space data center because there is no bubble in space.
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>>62630648
>thinking about full porting my 600k portfolio into gdxu
go for it, what could go wrong
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>>62630667
another round of quantitative easing is coming and our market is going to implode
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>>62630645
>Is this current in the thread with us now, financially speaking?

you have no idea. the "super El Nino" phenomenon is part of the same global circuit reorganisation that is driving the magnetic field decay, the AMOC slowdow and the solar anomalies.
the entire earth/sun circuit is under rising stress and the recent increase in the frequency and intensity of super el ninos is a sign that this oscillator is being pushed harder by the changing electrical environment.
the excessive ocean heat is partly from below (telluric) and the atmospheric circulation changes are driven by the altered ionospheric potential and cloud nucleation.
so basically it is being driven into a high amplitude unstable mode by the same rising electrical stress that will ultimately lead to the suns double layer collapse aka Micronova.
in the coming decades as the suns output quietly rises and the magnetic field continues to fail these extreme climate events will intensify and the super el ninos will become the norm and runaway greenhouse on earth approaches, oceans warming from above and below, global food crisis everywhere as crops fail and then the surface becomes uninhabitable and the oceans start boiling.
the Micronova flash brings the complete sterilisation, the atmosphere will be stripped away fully and the surface crust melted.
less than 20 years remain and no human anywhere will survive this.
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>>62630671
Go back to /pol/ germanigger micronova spammer
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holy shit a wet bulb just flew over my hosue
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NIGGERS !!!
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I saw a post that said avocado tastes like penis. Can anyone confirm? Someone here has to have tried avocado.
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>>62630690
I've tried avocado, but I have never tried penis.
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>>62630671
Here in southern Krautland, autumn arrived early it seems.
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>multithreads
>board dead
Something I realized recently, the reason you guys are so fucking dumb compared to 2020, is because before 2020 it was just smartanons who were coming to this board, but after that point herds of tards (aka you guys) moved in and ruined it. This is why in 2020 every pick was a winner with good dd, but now people are like 'buy mutant shrimp'.
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>>62630805
There are only like 50-100 human posters left on 4chan and maybe 3 of them are smart
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>>62630671
Or climate change... please kill yourself.
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>>62630814
3 is kind of high
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>>62630805
Anon, the 2014-2021 tourists were litterally the biggest retards on earth. This place had its IQ drop 30 points. Post 2021 Anons are us healing from the QAnon, stop the steal, gamergate incels. Do you remember how much of the board was dedicated to obsessing about Trannys?
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*ahem*
NIGGERS !!!!
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>>62630648
What makes people want to do this after gold went from 4000 to 4600 in less than a month?
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>thread is so dead we have someone pretending to be a redditor
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>>62630841
The same reason I bought AMUU on July 10th and am still holding

BUT WE'RE GONNA GO BACK UP
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>>62630830
I've been obsessing about trannies ever since someone posted PoJu hentai
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>>62630855
FOMO?
Honestly don't know if gold will drop back to 3500-4000 again. Any metal anons ITT?
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>>62630625
electric universe is fake and gay sorry
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>>62630841
>>62630879
>4666 LTP
Devil metal. Never goes up when I'm holding.
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>>62629253
Setle down with the coomer Op's.
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>>62630662
How do we get all the data back to Earth though
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Oh lawd, kospi is growing
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the bubble will pop wednesday after hours
you've been warned
blame jensen
sell all your neoclouds btw
those will hit single digits
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How to get laid by a hairy Japanese woman in Tokyo, while lowering STD and Yakusa risk as much as possible?
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is this the thread?
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>>62630962
wrong board mate
>hairy
nvm you will fit in well with the bobos
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>>62630879
there's a decent shot of a dip because of Kevin fud, but it might retard pump to 5k with no brakes as well.
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>>62630963
Lil Wayne
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Do you guys have jobs?
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>>62630981
Yes
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>>62630978
good guess
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>>62630963
>>62630990
Is that electric avenue man?
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>>62630957
If we could get 9k kopsi first, that is all I need to buy a house.
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>>62630990
huh?
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>>62630981
aren’t we all self employed data analysts here
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uhhh maybe the boomers are right? Maybe you do need to kick out your kids at 18?
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>>62630981
You tell me faggot
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For anyone looking for a good stock get some KSPI
It's a kazakhstan company that also has business in turkey.
I do not own any shares right now and I got shilled it by that indian wannabe charlie munger/warren buffet.

4chan wants me to wait 4 minutes to post a duplicate reply because you losers made two smgs.
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>NVIDIA announces price hikes to all AI work gpus
>NVIDIA margins increase on paper
>afterhours pump that won't last till open
>neocloud margins erode further from more expensive gpus
>all inference providers/llm companies like OpenAI go even more all in on making their own chips, bidding higher than nvidia to tsmc
>nvidia stops being market leader
>amd shares soar because amd isn't as greedy as jensen and neoclouds start adopting amd more than ever
short nvidia, long amd, short neoclouds as they all use nvidia
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>>62631018
What's the AMD bull case?
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>>62631030
If open weight wins, and even google thinks it will, AMD has a 4k server for sale thats just perfect for any person or small business for the application.
Also this, please excuse the poo but hes sadly the top podcaster in this sphere.

Https://youtu.be/oZBGAuANX6I?si=4N0SzC7bXzIoFDnH
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>>62629253
How's Myanmar for prostitutes? Worth investing in? I hear Bangladesh you can get like 5 girls at once for like $50
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>>62631048
They’ve been in civil war for 70 years, it must be really good.
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>Recognized Revenue: Revenue from these multi-year deals is formally recognized in quarterly earnings only as products are delivered and ownership transfers to the customer, aligning with standard accounting principles.
Migron has about 100 billion and sandisk 94 billion, but micron's current profits are about 4.5 times sandisk's.

This means Sandisk will continue to gain on micron over time in terms of revenue. Let's see if anyone cares I guess.
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>>62630981
I used to.
In another life.
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>>62630981
Being one of the employim is the greatest sin you can commit against your soul
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>>62630969
Yes. I like hairy women.
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>>62631015
Broke and a wagie, rough combo
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>>62630671
>ocean boiling, atmosphere will be stripped away, surface crust melting
lmao doomshit.
dude stop the doomer shit.
every single atom of energy we have available on earth, were once a living breathing organism and were living on earth JUST FINE. even if burn every single atom of energy (oil gas) we only gonna get back to around 500 million years ago in case of temperature. and no even THAT wont kill humans.
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>oil down 3%

he is at it again
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>>62630981
Yes I trade stocks
That is why I'm poor
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Your reaction if the following happens
>SOXL dumps to $80 in after hours Thursday
>SOXL at $50 by Friday close
>SOXL at $20 by Monday open and crabs all day
>SOXL at $5 Tuesday open
>SOXL at $100 Wednesday open (emergency reverse split)
>SOXL at $150 Thursday open due to fomo on SOXL "value"
>SOXL at $50 Friday open
You didn't buy a single dip right? You didn't slurp that first big dip thinking it was free money did you?

So how do you time the bottom? What signals that it is near the bottom?
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>>62630625
So....the micronova is coming?
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WARNING
Nvideo earnings approaching
WARNING
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>>62631428
Then id wake up from bobos fever dream, the basilisk is stirring on which side will you fall?
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>>62631437
WARNING
CASHNADO ALERT
WARNING
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>>62631431
That's not the only thing that's coming if you catch my drift babe
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i didnt follow the news in a while whats going on?
why is oil AND nasdog and PM and bond market dumping ?
who is this scott guy?
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how do i into corporate bond trading
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>>62631456
He's gay and on top of the issue, according to Vance. This is a clever way of announcing Bussyent is fucking the markets on live TV.
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>>62631437
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>>62629253
i want to smell a hot woman's ass at least once in my life. it simply cannot stink
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>>62631084
Isn't MU's volume higher? I mean, isn't there a bigger need for RAM?
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>Klarna
Looks like we’ll feast tonight
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>>62631470
This is a 200IQ metaphor for the bond market. I'm sure of it
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>CVX
I wanna slurp but I must remain patient. It'll fall down even further.
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>>62631461
Why can Facebook release bonds?
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>soxl premarket up $1
>futures red

what?
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>>62631495
y not?
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New peter zeihan video!

PETER ZEIHAN

He says Somalians are going to control the bab Al mandab.
Somalians are already pirates but now those pirates will go into overdrive and capture every ship trying to go through the Suez canal. They'll link up the houthis and raid every ship near Eastern africa.

The golden age of piracy is here. It's one piece.
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>>62631507
>the bab Al mandab
Is it a new model? How does it compare to Claude?
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BBWI chart is wild before earnings. I sold at 20 and rebought at 17.25. Should rip on earnings. Every bank upgraded it to 22-26 this morning and it's roping lol
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>>62631437
Dip slurpers its rare to have such a fine dip as this one, literally THE company, the one most valued in the S&P.
Be ready to catch that falling knife
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>>62631461

don't get into it, private credit is gonna implode
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>>62631018
I won't hold your bag you brokie baggie
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>>62631015
holding?
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>>62631510
They beat/raised guidance. Like 4 p/e and 5% div. Kinda wild how shitted on it is
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I don't have a TV or cable and I don't feed the streaming jew. How can I watch CNBC or similar biz TV? Want something to do in the morning while I have breakfast
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>>62631132
>>62631530
That is my paycheck YTD, not my folio.
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>>62631533
for me it's $30/year for chinese IPTV with 50k live channels.
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>>62631510
another baggie trying to pump his bags
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>>62631533
my LG tv came with like 1k live channels that includes cnbc
don't know why anyone pays for cable anymore
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>>62631538
>Baggie
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>>62631534
damn what do you do? I am a year into a job and my paycheck is half that. Although I knew going in I wasn't going to make much.
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Should I have dumped my software stonks before Nvidia earnings?
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>everyone is just waiting for envideo earnings and jackson hole
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What happens if you use Klarna to buy something but don't do the pay later part?
does it lower the stock price?
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>>62631545
Only retards wait. Trade other sectors. I told you to buy NCLH retard
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>>62631545
She's built for Korean men
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>>62631551
its 2d
its not built for anyone
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post more so we can see the next ussy
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>>62631545
Well. I made handsome gains in Moderna last week. No need to wait. But what are the moves coming?
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>>62631560
im shorting IREN
literally free money
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My biggest earner since open is TRLV with a 25% since opening.
It am good company
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90% of traders here won't beat the sp500.
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>>62631568
yeah I beat the nasdog comp instead
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>Intuit
Looks like another easy slurp
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>>62631568

i beat sp500 by betting on 100x leveraged russian shrimp futures, git gud
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slurp grrr sirs?
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>>62631585
Slurp KLAR bloody benchod! To the moon any day now, big rebound!
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>>62631585
every new day is just another local top for grrr
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Holy crab on the NDX
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>AXP
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>>62631568
Skill issue. I mostly come here to shitpost and do the opposite of you.
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>>62631602
Chat, is this real?
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Are we all ready for Nvidia earnings?
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>>62631608
you know i am
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just release the PCE for more crab
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It’s over I’m gonna lose all my gains, unless nvidia shows the fuck out hard it’s over I hate my life just slowly invest in the s and pee for 40 years and eat beans so you’re not broke at 70
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>>62631608
as ready as I am for a beautiful young woman's fart to be launched straight into my mouth and nose holes

buy (female) natural gas
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>>62630981
Got fired on monday lol
Gonna NEET as long as humanly possible
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DIE NVDA
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3,7% PCE, miss (exp was 3,6%)
3,3% Core, expected 3,3%
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I started trading 3 years ago and have been profitable in the past 2,5 years. In the past 2 months though I'm taking losses after losses after losses.
Idk what I'm just not seeing lads and idk why everything I long or short just goes in the opposite direction. I wonder what's wrong with my mind cuz this never was a problem until now.
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>>62631627
Let the employim deal with the real world
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>crypto faggits feeling the pain
I feel like he knows what is gonna happen
Feeling bearish, shaved my balls but I'm too lazy to go outside.

https://x.com/saylor/status/2092138553736135089?s=20
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>US Core PCE Price Index (M/M) Jul: 0.2% (est 0.2%; prev 0.1%)
- Core PCE Price Index (Y/Y): 3.3% (est 3.3%; prev 3.3%)
- PCE Price Index (M/M): 0.2% (est 0.1%; prev -0.1%)
- PCE Price Index (Y/Y): 3.7% (est 3.6%; prev 3.7%)
>US PCE Supercore (Y/Y) July: % (prev 3.812%)

-PCE Supercore (M/M): % (prev 0.124%)
-US Core PCE Supercore (Y/Y) July: % (prev 3.287%)
-Core PCE Supercore (M/M): % (prev 0.132%)

>US Personal Income (M/M) Jul: 0.4% (est 0.2%; prev 0.2%)
- Personal Spending (M/M): 0.2% (est 0.1%; prev 0.3%)
- Real Personal Spending (M/M): 0.0% (est 0.0%; prev 0.4%)

>US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q2 S: 1.5% (est 1.5%; prev 1.5%)
- Personal Consumption: 3.4% (est 3.2%; prev 3.2%)
- GDP Price Index: 6.4% (est 6.2%; prev 6.2%)
- Core PCE Price Index (Q/Q): 3.6% (est 3.4%; prev 3.4%)
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Predictions for Nvidia earnings? Is it gonna be another blowout quarter beating all expectations, followed by a 5-10% dump in the stock price?
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This really might be the worst smg ever. European hours reads like a bot thread. Maybe it's just all bots. This place is getting really useless
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>>62631641
fuckin retard, probably used AI.
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>>62630625
>>62630671
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>>62631645
I've been doing ebay alot recently and to my amazement I could watch my bot trade and even talk with another bot with extremely little human intervention. Felt like watching the future right before my eyes. Why I still do use my real fingers to use this website here idk. Must be because I'm old and sentimental
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>>62631611
What anime is this?
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Am looking to see if ANF goes down a couple of candles at open and buy some calls. been doing this the past couple of weeks with certain staple stocks that had strong earnings and was green premarket but dumped at open.
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>>62631650
What can we do to hasten humanity's demise? I'm all out of hairspray
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>>62631645
I doubt it's actual Europeans posting during Euro hours. We're all poor wageslaves over here with no time to post.
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>>62631655
what are you trading on ebay anon?
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>>62631660
Not a staple, in fact that’s a cyclical
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>>62631541
DID THIS NIGGER TAKE A PICTURE OF SHIT SCREEN
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We need to localize the intifada and bring the chickens home to roost in Tehran boss.
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>>62631664
I'd have to ask my AI but that would only waste tokens, time and system memory, wich gladly is vast on my pc's because cities skylines was my favorite game at some point so I needed to have 64gb fast ram so it wouldn't crash when you recklessly install all mods you can get your hands on.
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>>62631645
>>62631655
Post less realistic The Reddit frogs and Taylor Swift, and more cute penguin girl. Thanks boss.
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>>62631671
Who the fuck plays Cities Skylines when there's Prison Architect?
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thread is dry as shit today
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>>62631677
I played that too. But transport fever and banished style games are king, cities skylines has just always been a really badly programmed shitshow that is still addicting af
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BBWI mooning. Told you smiggers. Gonna catch 2x 10% realized gains this morning on it lmao
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Who's ready for some STONKS!!!
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>>62631695
another day of slowly bleeding out
the winning...I am getting tired of it
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Party's over folks
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Everyone is focused on nuh vidya. Nobody will notice CRM rugging
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Sold all my Meta. Thnx for the exit pump Zuck
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WHAT THE FUCK happened to photonics? I listened one time to an anon here and LOST. im fucking pissed buddy.
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Buddy! Look at Yields computer!
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>>62631726

i was thinking of investing into fabrinet few months ago, good thing i didnt
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>>62631726
Nothing? Its been crabbing since April.
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give me a fake semi pump so i can exit
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>>62629253
THREAD THEME IN 15 MINUTES

https://youtu.be/6Fz8Z-QUf_s?si=Cli_mcmQQVZCwsaq
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who's ready for rate hikes?
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>>62631726
may have been me but i wasn't the only one shilling it. Still holding LYTE and adding here and there (down 4.6%) but I think it will pay off in about 2-3 years.
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>Cramer losing faith in Nvidia and Jensen
Is this bullish or bearish for Nvidia?
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>>62631608
still gonna dump even with blow out earnings
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>>62631709
will sell at open and hopefully recover some of 50% loss on my contracts I bought too early..
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>>62631727
Cumflation came in hot, again...
The FED doesnt give a shit about price stability. Jackson's hole is gonna be a hot mess.
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>>62631726
>he didn't buy the PLAB dip
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>my SIC is now PSOX

kek
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AAIIIIIEEEEE my stonks are crashing and burning
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>>62631760
S&P is at 7 billion and the DOW 5 quadrillion tranny
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i have way too much soxl, i can't stock market today i am feeling ill. love you babe. back much later.
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>>62631734
I bought IPG photonics. Went down 20% in a few days
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>>62631742
Bullish.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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*DING DING DING*
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>>62631739
Short term pain for long term gain.
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>>62631742
>Cramer
bullish
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>>62631761
Not enough, should be nothing but green days every day
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So it begins. The most important (trading) day of your miserable lives. Good luck, gentlemen.
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I can't wait for Kevin Warsh to expose the truth of what goes on inside Jackson's Hole boss.
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>>62631767
>>62631775
He's been an Nvidia permabull since forever though...
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please god, maintain this rally
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Why are we suddenly green?
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>>62631784
The market™
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>>62631784
You know the drill. Gotta trigger the FOMO before ripping retail in after hours trading
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>>62631784
Need to snag the goyim before dumping
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Adding "computer" after any random company's name or ticker is the pinnacle of comedy.
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"buy miners" they said
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And walla, just like that we are headed back to ATH
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Adding "nigger" before any random day of the week is the pinnacle of comedy
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>SJM
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>>62631792
I thought the pinnacle was to say nigger then the current day of the week. For example: nigger Wednesday!
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I hate how brown this thread has become, it's almost impossible to use now boss.
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iren down coreweave up
is this the work of jew computer?
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>>62631772
based
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>>62631797
Kek based. Beat me to it.
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>>62631792
True, I often have a little chuckle when I read it.
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Elon just shut down both nitter and xcancel.
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>>62631809
People still use Twitter? I thought everyone had made the switch to X already boss.
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WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
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Bros why can't Micron University personal computer rise above 1% on the day? What's with those impotent pumps?
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>>62631809
I refuse to sign up just to quickly check porn accounts
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>>62631772
Based
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Fidelity no linger let's me buy stock until cash has settled?? The fuck happened
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how can he spew so much shit in such a small amount of time
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>BE pumping again
>Wonder why the sudden change
>Pelosi bought it
That’s how it is huh? Goycattle don’t think for themselves and just copy their queen
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>>62631829
Didn't work that well for INTC now did it?
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>>62631832
The intcel life is another level of suffering that even Pelosi followers can’t stomach
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My stocks are playing Fortnite :(
>where we dropping boys?
NOOOO..!!!
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Alright that's it I'm selling iron condors on literally all the stocks
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KlarnaGODS
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>>62631845
Why not sell golden condors? They're probably worth way more than their iron counterparts boss.
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>down 30% on stock
>Keep selling ccs
Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks
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>>62631858
>pumps 100%
Thanks for playing
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>>62631826
It is his time
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>>62629253
Uranium mining stocks are getting a nice little pump over the past few days but I have no idea why.
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A humble investment in Abercrombie & Fitch and you’d be up bigly
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>>62631859
Please don't talk about blowing through strikes for the next 2 weeks, thank you for undertanding in this difficult time
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>4 traders hold than 55% of the oil shorts
>8 traders close to 75%
lmao
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>>62631857
>Selling gold ever
I thought you were Jewish baggie

>>62631859
My stock picks don't do that
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>>62631864
The crab will continue until morale improves
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Everything is on a discount today. Time to go shopping boys.
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>>62631865
God what I'd give to see their manipulation blow up in their stupid fucking faces.
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I sold GUSH for 30.31%
I could have sold today for more if I had waited little bit more or sold earlier last week, but it's too volatile for me, and I've been holding it for long enough. I still believe oil will go higher in the long term, but it could dump in the coming days.
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> core pce is 3.3%
Is he Trump’s puppet?
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>Core PCE 0.2%
No one is believing that
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I hope yall swung kohls and meta after the drop
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Is it time to buy DUST?
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>>62631862
U.U is poomping after being sold off. Demand is up with new datacenter buildout.
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https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1vxGgo/results
If there's anons who didn't vote
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>All my European stuff is green besides one.
>All my American stuff is red besides one.
Really makes you think.
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>>62631896
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k1vxGgo
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>>62631897
Yes, people are hedging the tech bubble by buying stocks in places that don't have technology, like Europe.
>picrel, actual picture of airconditionless europoors in 2026
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>>62631910
co worker recently went to france to see her sister in the hospital. she said the equipment was like from some 1970's movie and they just had a box fan setup for her because the hospital was like 100 degrees and has no AC.
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>>62631897
They are winning
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>>62631916
Does it also takes the exchange rate into account? Because that's like another +10/+15% right there
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>/\
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Prices are fine right where they are
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i am losing money on nvda
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Bought some canadian stocks thinking I was gonna catch knives but so far they're doing alright. I might buy some more tbdesu
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>>62631928
I can't wait for Trump to present evidence of Canada assisting Iran, and we get to go invade Canada and take our pick of those leaf women to become our brides boss.
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why is this board so dead recently
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>>62631926
When do we slurp MU
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>>62631932
everyone but me got already rich
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>>62631932
Everyone was giga leveraged on memory and already died. Also pretty sure we lost the GRRR poster who was a lot of fun.
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>>62631916
>9.4%

No fucking way! That's less than the UK domestic FTSE250.

>>62631928
The smart money knows that it will be a nothingburger.
>we're putting a tariff on Canadian imports of miniature American flags
>OH YEAH WELL HOW ABOUT 2% ON CANADIAN ADULT CONTEMPORARY ALBUMS

The heavy hitters in Toronto are banks and natural resources which own both governments.
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>>62631935
I wouldnt be surprised if a couple of memory anons killed themselves..
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>>62631916
This is not true. My MEUD did worse than VUAA last year. Probably that graph excludes Nvidia and some other stocks
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>>62631933
now even
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>>62631932
We're not in a bull market. Trust me, this place becomes unusable and we have to make a /comfy smg/ when valuations really hit.
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>>62631938
Bussy teased sanctions on a financial institution
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>>62631938
Yeah, and some of those resources such as potash and oil are going to be exempt anyway if I recall.
Insurance companies have been pushing out new highs this year, too
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>>62631910
The exchange rate inflates European gains. Last year the return of MEUD and SP were the same but the euro is became stronger so the gains were larger.
Europe has some nice stocks for this AI data center run like ASML, Siemmens and Schneider electric
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>>62631935
nah there are still survivors leveraged up for NVDA earnings, after this week (after the dump) is when the bullrun finally starts backup again for chips and we touch new ATH
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>>62631944
yes we are
problem is retards were liquidated during the 2 months crab preceeding.
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>>62631944
>We're not in a bull market
yeah a 14% annualized return since 2022 and a couple of larg caps doing a 10x is completly normal and not a bull run.
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>>62630838

Hello, based department?
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>>62631945
It's Deutsche Bank and he wouldn't dare follow through with the threat.
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Bbwi going straight to 20. Told you fags
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>>62631932
been playing a lot of palworld
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>>62631955
Pretty much given the environment. Compare it to the covid run where you couldn't lose money if you tried.
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>>62631932
pc users are banned
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ah no these retarded jannies finally unblocked pc users after one week IP range banning us
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>>62631944
SPY hit ath a week or two ago. It's been volatile as fuck but still an uptrend
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>>62631963
>Pretty much given the environment.
17% annulized returns with dividend reinvestment are insanely good. Most companies are unable to give you that return on capital and you can get it by just throwing money at index funds.
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>>62631967
>>62631964

This is what happens when you get jeets as jannies
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>bought a WMT $105 call expecting recovery.
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>>62631967
I've been posting here from my PC all this time and saw no rangeban. I'm a Euro tho, no botfarms because electricity is too expensive.
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Who's going to stop Jolene now that Dolly's dead boss?
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>>62631975
im also an european and i couldnt post from PC for two weeks almost, only from mobile and i was using the exact same IP

jannies really are big streetshitters nowadays

also 3 captchas, wtf is this shithole
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>>62631910
I dont mind the jokes but this is looking like another lost decade for USA.
Its not a crash its the 2000s to 2010's NASDAQ a lot of crabing that goes nowhere maybe thats what this AI thing is gonna do to the top companies who wont grow much else.
Thats just my intuition so far could be wrong.
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Fuck I was down badly and thought I'd hold through earnings no matter what, but now I recovered and I'm starting to panic.
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>>62631978
You're a European, I get it, English is hard, but for some strange reason we don't use an in this case boss.
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bitcoin need to go to 40K so my real life can begin
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>>62631978
Cool it with the funposting. Keep it on topic please. Stocks are at an all time middle.
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I'm still range banned and phone post. It's super gay
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>>62631988
>october
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>>62631985
english is just a french sublanguage
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>>62631988
What if it keeps going down and doesn't bounce back up? Assuming you're not a faggot bear of course.
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>>62631998
my real life will start sucking a lot so i will end it
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>>62631932
>saas dead
>memory dead
>precious metals dead
>oil dead
>entire markets crabbing

Not much to talk about. Trump's economy is pretty ass. Won't get better until after midterms. Maybe.
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>>62631988
It will in october.
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>>62631995
No, fuck you! You're just making up shit. I can make up shit too, Iran is winning boss.
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>>62631978
>3 captchas, wtf is this shithole

That's why I don't bother trying to post from my computer anymore.
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sold out of my meta calls I bought for 0.3 and were up 650% hope my meta bros ate good. usually would sell half and let the others see if they can run but it was just too good of a gain.
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>>62632003
may Hanuman hear read your delicious words my Bharat brother

Jai Hind
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Believe in NVDA
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What the point of the head covering if the girls still look like sexo?
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>>62632009
It's green so it's gotta go up, right? And AMD is red so it'll go down. Simple maffz.
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*click*

>inhales

Fuck baggie.

>exhales
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>>62631935
Gorillionaire here, mods have been banning my IP range for some gay reason, just had to jump through hoops to get verified.

I am fine, still holding GRRR, still retarded and I still love my smiggers!

:3
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>>62632021
Ahem, based?
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>>62632023
Glad to hear from you. I was going to hold a candlelight vigil but I’m glad I don’t have to do anything now.
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>>62631978
>also 3 captchas, wtf is this shithole

You mean that you don't have a pass?
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>>62632023
>he shared his email with jannies to be unbanned

collaborator
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>>62632023
Can't believe God took dolly varden instead of you
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>>62632021
>lines up behind other anons
why are we fucking baggot, again?
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It is actually insane how is easy is life once you are rich enough. The system is completly unviable if a random ETF shits every year 17% gains while wagie growth doesn't beat inflation
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>>62631980
how has the SP crabbed this decade? It has already done a 2.5x
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>>62632035
Cool it with the antisemtism
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>>62632035
>life is easy if you invest and save for retirement
No shit, sherlock.
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>>62632002
It will be pretty funny when the economy starts doing better once the government is paralysed. Or Trump panics and tries to start a civil war again.

>>62632017
In-group identifier.
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>>62632035
>Sidelined retard mad that he's a pussy and his McDonald's manager won't give him a 10% raise
You love to see it
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>>62632035
i found that life got more miserable. i achieved my main goal. i need a new one and fast.
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I just invested $40 in the state lotto bros. Im feeling pretty bullish
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>>62632031
Only the good die young, the mediocre and annoying live forever. 80 years old, she was just a kid.

>>62632029
Desperate times call for desperate measures, you guys were about to virtually bury me.

>>62632026
You could still do that it would be quite nice to experience a living wake and hear all the nice eulogies from the many smiggers who I've touched along the way <3

GRRR will rise again! 2027 will be our year niGRRRs!
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why would you invest your money in SP500 when you can invest it into Bitcoin?

i will retire 30 years before you guys

i got laid off in June and i dont even care, when i go to the unemployment office every month i make fun of them and show them the same screenshots of email confirmation from job offers

i have money on SP500 but the gains are ridiculous, imagine bragging about 15% a year

when bitcoin will fall to 40K i will buy 3 and make my money +400% in 3 years
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Is copper over valued? There's a global semi recession.
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>>62632017
It's a desert religion. They came up with them to cover themselves from the sun and gave them religious significance afterwards. Doesn't make sense in an Asian jungle of course because Islam migrated there later.
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>>62632017
She definitely looks like a penis in that getup.
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>>62631880
100% till midterms, curios about after. AI race and 40 trillion dollar debt complicates things immensely though.
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>>62632051
Unironically probably a good move
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>>62632017
It’s for desert people and looks like shit, hair is part of what makes a woman beautiful
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>>62632047
How many tattoos do you have
>>62632046
Take up woodworking
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>>62632056
are you racist?
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>>62632051
>i'm going to retire today
>enter enter
>i have no job
>enter enter
>i have no money
>enter enter
>when i lose half my investment i'll double down
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>>62632065
I have one tattoo, it's of a modern art piece I enjoyed
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>>62632046
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>>62632051
Bitcoin has done worse than the shit and piss 500 ytd even after that pump
>it’ll go back up eventually
Yeah yeah, I don’t believe we’re in a world where people are willing to drop big money on btc after years of scam pump and dumps
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>>62632064
hair doesn't make a woman beautiful, practically every woman has hair, but they're not all beautiful boss.
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>>62632051
>guy with $120k to his name is thinking about retirement
>>
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>>62632061
Wait, no way Biden made it smaller. How do they calculate this. He shut down all business because bat flu and printed money like crazy, had everyone get money for staying home.
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>>62632080
i own my place and i have ETF's

120K euros is the only amount i allow myself to put on Bitcoin
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>>62632081
>Getting Microsoft certifications
>2026
We already know you're retarded, you don't have to keep proving it to us.
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>>62632083
a 1 minute google disproves the image, prob just a (you) bait. imagine believing either party will dedicate themselves to not increasing the debt, trump was just the worst
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>>62632083
Last year compared to the President priors last year. Its wonky but the numbers are accurate, ask chat. 30% of all the debt is Trump.
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Bbwi still cumming. It's about to gap up to $21 when shorts get btfo

Jogs the noggin the market niggers turned off the greeks on my BBWI calls they all say 0.00
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>>62632079
>practically every woman has hair, but they're not all beautiful

Spoken like a true tripfaggot.

>>62632083
The Kung-Flu happened in 2020.
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feeding my russians with my GRRR gains
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>>62632087
stfu brokie
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>>62632088
>Huh?
Also the numbers are correct >>62632089
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>>62632074
delete this
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>>62632099
Begun the great flushening has
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>>62632089
> Last year compared to the President priors last year
So why is trumps current term included?
Obv Biden spent more than Trump's first
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>>62632091
Rosie O'Donnell has hair, are you insinuating she's a beautiful woman boss?
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>>62632099
this is what happened in my boxer this morning after my first cup of coffee

i had pieces of the sandwich from yesterday between my cheeks

thankfully my cat was around and licked my crack pretty fastly as my gf was on a zoom call just behind
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>>62631948
To be fair, I like Euro stocks and I have a few. But I must always meme and kek Europoors as a religious matter.
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>klarna is starting to lose the battle
It was so beautiful though. How long they held on against all odds
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>>62632092
Is everything okay in Russia?
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>>62632079
a woman's hair is 33% of her beauty
the rest of it is her face and body in eqaual parts
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>>62632054
not true, being covered probably helps with mosquitoes
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>>62632124
>desert
>mosquitoes

stfu cletus
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>>62632099
Bullish for KMB?
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>>62632079
One could even say hairy woman are less attractive, so it's logical
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>>62632121
Only another woman would think a woman’s hair is the most important
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>>62632117
has it ever been?
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>>62632108
>and counting
So its just the most up to date number for Trump but you are right it should not be on the list technically.
>Obv Biden spent more than Trump's first
Its last year compared to last year. Biden term ended the deficit a trillion less than Trump did in his final year of the first term. Its a infograph that shows trending. Again you can put it into chat and it will explian everything.
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>>62632125
I meant in the asian jungle
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time to go home from my CEO job

bye timmies
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>>62632125
There are mosquitoes in the desert wtf are you trying to say?
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>>62629253
this is a big ass to a white boy
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>>62632140
oh yeah?

where do they put their nests?
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>>62632130
Not according to the corrupt Amerikanski lie machine
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>>62632145
In carcasses of malaria deceased nogs.
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>>62632099
Holy fook....

I like mudslide vids, this one is the worst ive ever seen.

Usually people have a chance and they move out of the lowest point and make it at the last second where is flows by, but none of these dudes had a chance when you see it from the other angle, wipes absolutely everything out in the valley under 100m out, poor lil niggas.
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>>62632145
In the trees like every other bird dumbass
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>GRRR
Data centers. In asia.
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>>62632136
Yes, but it's misleading because it looks like biden spent less in his term which is the important info, and that's why it's constructed like this. You can ask ai if it's true.
Not that it was Biden's fault, he had to deal with the impact of bat flu, but still.
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>>62632145
funny enough, when humans started to make pottery in current day sahel, they saved some mosquitoes lineages from the extinction event caused by sahara turning into a desert
they used to feed on giraffe blood, now they prefer humans, look it up
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>>62632121
for me, it's her ass and asshole

buy (female) natural gas
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>>62632154
post otehr angle
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>>62632163
>build data center in India
>water coolant line blocked with 500 tons of trash, corpses, and shit
>everything overheats and gets stripped for copper
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RIP Tim Curry
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>>62632099
I hope those nigguz didn't suffer too long. F
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>>62631887
what's even the point of manipulating it babe? btw i think i just saw jacob rothschild. hope you are well today
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>>62632177
F
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>>62632166
Just wild it holds true for 8 Presidents.
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>>62632163
oh my science is that the smig lot?
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>>62632129
not every woman can shave their heads and still be considered beautiful

>>62632170
in that case her ass would be the most valuable
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>>62632177
Hasn't he been dead for ages? Or at least looked like he was dead.
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>>62632177
>find out dolly parton died in /smg/ yesterday
>find out Tim Curry died today here

I hate this place
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>>62632171
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I_vUmGc0jo

I wonder if Xi will start chudding it up now that the mandate of heaven status is RETRACTED, they will certainly be on edge.
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>>62632188
He was great in Beetlejuice boss.
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Is it possible for Canada to buy Alaska? Could they trade Greenland for Alaska? I think it'd solve the tariff war that is fucking up my investments
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Sarrr BBWI. It's mooning sars
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>>62632177
Oh fuck off man, really? Who are they gonna take away from us tomorrow huh?
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>>62632193
Yeah but he looked poorly. Even for an 80 year old.
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>>62632189
We got 1 more death coming from the Illuminati rule of 3 boss
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>>62632196
fuck was looking at kohls did realize i could double dip
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>>62632167
Giraffe livers cause hallucinations and now its the drug I want to do the most. Im mid 7 figure wealthy but still no idea how to make this happen.
That and fucking a emo teen no amount of money can help you : (
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>>62632201
He had a stroke in 2012 that's why.
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>>62632200
If I knew that, I wouldn't be here I would be buying life insurance boss.
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>>62632188
He made it to 80. He aged pretty gracefully until a stroke fucked him up. Everything past 75 is a victory lap and gamble.
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>>62632205
Bbwi is fucking 4 p/e and they have nightmare before Christmas candles coming out. Fucking buy nigger buy buy buy. My sell order is at 20
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>>62632177
Damn, I thought Tim Curry was a new Indian ceo for apple first
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>>62632206
I wanna do puffers with dolphins (financially speaking).
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>>62632177
>find out tim curry was still alive
>now i find out he's dead
Fuck. RIP F
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>>62632215
Kek, be dope with a chasity belt.
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>>62632206
If you wanna bang emo teens you gotta have drugs it's literally that easy
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>>62632219
no anon, slipping drugs into their drinks is not how you do it
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>>62632186
>Yet most of them can smash their face to a bloody pulp with a frying pan yet they’d still be beautiful
Damn guess you’re right
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>>62632223
Where do i slip it then?
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>>62632223
They want to be drugged it's fine it's ok just don't let anyone see you
Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet
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>>62632206
I spoke with a petting zoo owner at my nieces birthday. A healthy adult giraffe goes for about $250,000. If your in the US it's either a legal nightmare or shockingly easy to buy one depending on the which state you're in. I imagine one could make a trip and pay African poachers much less but then one runs the risk of being taken hostage or subjected to anti poaching justice: forced into a stack of tires Michelin Man style and burned alive.
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>>62632219
Its the getting back to 2010 Im having trouble with. You just dont see that style (or body type) anymore.
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what stocks are at a good dip opportunity bwos
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>>62632230
up the butt, everyone knows that's how you take drugs
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>>62632232
>forced into a stack of tires Michelin Man style and burned alive.
Kek. Good to know. Thats my question, how hard would it be to get in African markets.
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>>62632234
The only good thing about Europe is that the girls have tight tummies. Just get one addicted to meth and H.I.M. and convince her the stupid haircut is hot
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>>62632206
Go the the SCI show in Nashville and find the guy who's got the Giraffes boss.

https://convention.safariclub.org/
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>>62632238
today is nvidia day, maybe you can buy ai and wait for the dip
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>>62632215
i was fishin a lil while back in fl and kept catching these and then my finger went numb and was fucked up for about 2 weeks. later found out it was a rare species with the tetrodoxin in its skin.
they're retarded and bit down hard on the hook with those big old chompers they got, so you kinda gotta pull their faces off to get them free.
glad i didn't have a cut.
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>>62632225
not only did i not say that
how the fuck did you get to that in your logic?
one of the best tests to see if a woman i truly beautiful is to see her bald
probably another reason the desert folk make them cover their hair
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I’m getting fat cause I ate too much ice cream this week. Being an unc isnt all sunshine and roses.
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>>62632264
join the /smg/ running club
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>>62632266
>you guys also do running
cool
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>>62632238
Ive gone 50% singuliarity, data centers, chip connectors, CROs, robots.
50% voo hoping for a crash to rotate into.
Wish I had more money for mda stock, samsung, and this jeets thesis.


Https://youtu.be/oZBGAuANX6I?si=4N0SzC7bXzIoFDnH [Embed]
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>>62632264
>This week
I don't think it happens that quickly
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Nvidia, please please please pump and make all other tech pump alongside it
Can’t believe I only got to taste 6 figures for a moment before it all came crashing down
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>>62632244
>>62632246
Love it, time to start making moves.
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>>62632238
>GRRR
>NBIS
>RDDT
>MU
>SKHY
>SNDK
>ASTS
>BE
>FCEL
>SMCI
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>>62632277
>eating flesh to hallucinate
bad idea boss
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>>62632272
Damn cuz you got me. It’s been the summer of milkshakes.
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>>62632252

i remember you from yesterday
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>>62632271
thats quite a lot of IREN, how come youre that bullish on it
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>>62632238
unironically
WMT (new CEO, new strategy, critical to burgerland's stability, recent drop is fakeout)
WEN (once it gets sold and put under new management this american meme will pump like crazy, tons of short interest also, rddt memers will pump it to fuck over the shorties)
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oil was down 3% early today, now its back up
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>>62632296
The tranime gay bear baggot has been here ages and is so so lame I hate him/xher so so much :3

There are so many reasons to be bullish, such as
and
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>>62632303
Please refrain from misappropriating The Reddit's frog in realistic scenarios. Thanks in advance boss.
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>>62629253
>>62628094
>>>62628094
>>62628094
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>>62632299
>WMT
I don't get why a retail company valuation is like a tech company desu
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>>62632271
You're gonna hold IREN through earnings? True believer over here.
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>>62632313
WMT is a tech company, it's had to create an Amazon competitive online retail tech stack, i'm the Walmart+ fag, used to work at jet.com (was owned by Walmart) before it failed, WMT took the best of jet.com and converted it into their current stack
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>>62632206
just eat morning glory seeds
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>>62631726
POET has been a shitstain on my portfolio for a while now. There's seemingly no enthusiasm for photonics.
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>>62631477
MU reports 100 billion in long term contracts and Sandisk reports 94 billion
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>>62631534
Which is why i called you broke and a wagie
Keep slaving away for your neet masters



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