End of smiggers edition. Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous thread:>>62628094
How do i go long in coffee or cocoa bros? Any stocks for the coming el nino?
Call it.
Remember that butt hurt leaf who was saying we're going to have 20 dollar per gallon diesel because they weren't going to give us any of their totally sour and heavy crude oil? Well it looks like oil is flowing like water, and history is repeating itself (leafs being wrong about stuff) boss.
gettin' PGY wit it
>>62632947You smell that Netlistmarines? Yeah, i think we're back!
exit all marketsNovember India Golf Golf Echo RomeoI say again: exit all markets
>>62632964Who is this? He kinda reminds me of a black Jimi Hendrix boss.
i am going to short nigvideo
>>62632925kek
>>62632968That's Will Smif you retarded nigger
>>62632962Nvidia beat beautifully. But market is now waking up, sobering up to all the debt, round tripping and off balance sheet shenanigans. So unless they deliver the actual holy grail and free blowjobs for a year. It dumps after the dust settles.
>>62632934I can confirm. They supply Lidl too and I often enjoy the yoghurt at lunch with blueberries and almonds. And now that I think about it I just might rotate out of my US tech positions and into Europe again.
I NEED ANYTHING TO PUMP NOW OR I WILL HAVE TO BEGIN LIQUIDATING MY PORTFOLIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62632971Oh you mean that low life thug who assaulted an unarmed man at the oscars? Nevermind I take back my comment about him being like a black Jimi Hendrix, he's more like an average black man boss.
It really is as easy as buy after a massive drawdown huh
>>62632970Funnily enough I didn't even see that somebody already posted about Kri-Kri in that thread. I just went through my list on TradeRepublic and saw it wanted to post a random company nobody knows, lmao
>>62632962NVDA Beats but guidance is only excellent so market dumps.Also Jensen calls someone a nigger.
do i FOMO into kri kri
All in on NACs?
>>62632966Ah, so that was what they where testing the waters on, not so much the model. Chip competition would obviously be bad for Nvidia and other related companies, but good for companies getting racked over the coals on chip costs at the moment. So long apple and gaymers I guess?
Sold a portion of some of my holdings most exposed to NVDA, boss.
After adjusting staples for a 2500 calorie diet, I believe I have, finally, solved it.
>>62632986Looking it up most platforms don't bother with Athens and the Frankfurt listing is dead. I hate modern brokers so much.
so we're team SPCX now right? isn't this like the new TSLA?
>>62632986>he didn't grow up slurping a steady diet of hairy Greek seamen's yoghurtNo wonder kids are so low test these days
I just all-inned on SOXL in anticipation of NVDA's stellar earnings boss.
kri-kri new memestock, lmaoGlobal milk empireAnd then a company that produces Kritharaki
>>62632991if that pos dumps won't it tank the whole market?
>>62632990chinkshit is banned in american chips because it's got backdoors with chink military and government installations, the chips act and AI act are both US governmentIt's explicitly never happening and I have no idea why this retarded fud keeps getting spammed.
honey maple fried chicken stripswaffle friesonion ringscherry dr pepperlunch time baybee
>>62632963Typical Baggler. I was asked the question under a “hypothetical scenario” (do you understand a hypothetical?) If the US perused a full embargo (another word you may not fully understand). And yes I stand by the hypothetical 20 dollar diesel in that scenario that YOU posited, like the loud Trumper that you are (do you know what posited means? just ask). That was your dim idea remember?I’m here to help if you need any assistance with the question. Most questions and words are tricky for you. I understand, truly.
hey hey people
>>62633003We'll see
>LiveSquawk@LiveSquawk>US Aims To Revive Civil War-Era Court To Claim Iran Oil As Prize - BLaw
>>62632963>Well it looks like oil is flowing like water, is your source axios?
>>62633004>US marketlol who gives a shit? Apple have even been approved to buy Chinese RAM.>>62633012Is Vuvuzela going to notice soon that the US has just stole all their oil and won't be paying out a penny?
>>62633006That isn't what would happen. Let me tell you what would happen. Canada would cry, tons of Canadians would have to stop working, which would lead to less taxes, which would lead to less free healthcare and more free euthanasia boss. Meanwhile the only Americans who would get fucked on the deal are like a few people in Michigan, but Michigan never actually paid restitution for giving us 8 years of Obama, so the fact they get fucked is only fair for them giving us Obama, so this is perfectly fine boss.
>>62633012Oh right, its the law stopping the US from taking Iran's oil, thats it.
>>62633006Why are you responding to a tripfag?
>>62632962Some dork finally confronts Jensen about his bing chilling flying money scheme.He gives a sus answer.Grey swan event activates financial Sudo-Armageddon.Dork who asks the question becomes forever known as the guy who popped the bubble and gets a hamish hodder video.
is china still not buying oil or buying but less?
NVDA will be green after earnings because it was red the past four straight earnings. The odds are the streak of red post earnings ends. It's just the odds, lad.
>>62633030America controls the strait and there's too much oil flowing through these are just the facts
>>62633017>lol who gives a shit? Apple have even been approved to buy Chinese RAM.This isn't true either.>A report from a questionable leaker out of China makes the logical claim that the Trump Administration wants to use Apple's request to buy CXMT memory as a bargaining chip with the Chinese President in September. We're not sure there's anything real behind the rumor. >According to Weibo leaker "Mobile Chip Expert,it's literally chinese "trust me bro" type shit, chink clickbait for china's version of WSB and /smg/ fomoing into CXMT calls ahead of their meeting.>Furthermore, there is also the assertion that the memory purchases wouldn't necessarily affect iPhones and products in the United States. It is claimed that the purchased memory would be intended for use in products destined for the Chinese local market. https://www.astutegroup.com/news/memory-shortages/apple-asked-cxmt-for-a-discount-on-dram-and-got-samsungs-price-instead/And the biggest thing>12 hours ago — Apple asked CXMT for a discount on DRAM — and got Samsung's price instead. Apple sought preferential DRAM pricing from Chinese memory maker CXMT ...The chinks are selling memory for the same prices as micron and the rest because the demand is there in both china, korea and the US.See that's the thing about bears- you're just lyingI see bears in this thread post about how moral you are like the markets give a fuck, about how you're keeping markets honestBut if you have to lie to make your shorts..... you're just a lying faggot
>>62633033thats why they are emptying their SPR at the rate of 4 million barrels a week, right?
>>62632977Nice, I have it with blueberries and honey.
Weird market action today bros
>>62632962beats by 500% then immediately plummets
>>62633038That's literally nothing
>>62633013Oilbaggies get their news from brown instagrammers and then wonder why they lose money.
Sirs? Wtf this is gonna have a huge negative effect on the tech talent pipeline.
>>62633052plot twist: its a female jinn and shes into threesomes
>>62632962Outcome 1:Nvidia pumps $30 instantlyLoses it all by market openCrabs for 3 monthsOutcome 2:Nvidia dumps $30 instantlyRegains it all by market openCrabs for 3 months
>>62633051what the fuck do you mean thats nothing if it goes at this rate you will have to use your military reserves by octoberand if you dont know you can't replenish your oil reserves they are made out of caves, once you use it its fucking gone
>>62633053Someone post the dancing Meta poos
>Major execs leaving OpenAI in droves>Altman: "We'll create AGI by the end of this year."
>>62633045Yeah bro, this week has been crazy haha
>>62633027I wodner why no one has called in to ask about the obvious circular financing. Feels like they're going all in and hoping it either pays off or because they're so tied up they'll get bailed out for free.
>>62633054Djinn are non-binary boss.
>>62633057I agree with your thesis broadly but reports are coming out that the caverns themselves are more resistant to drawdown that previously assumed
>>62633052Oil is flowing like water.
My ARM is regaining its strength…
>>62633062Zoom in
>>62633069
>>62633073Isn't that more oil than was flowing prior to the special military combat operation boss?
>>62633012Probably true. I heard Joe Kent say. While everyone was laughing about trump declaring Hormuz US territory. He saw it as very serious and an indication, along with Taylor Greenes revalalations about nuclear weapons discussions, that the joint Chief has outright has to refuse the use of nuclear weapons use. That Trump had asked and they spelled it out only legally in the event of US territory being directly attacked could they agree legally. So in trumps sneaky New York Jew Gangster Lawyer mentored mind. He is already trying to lay the foundation for justification of using nuclear weapons by declaring it US territory. And using that to pressure the Joint Chiefs. You see how his mind works? This cunts is exceptionally dangerous and has already been demanding nuclear strikes and the strategic command is the only thing resisting it.
>>62633069Reply to this post for a petition to shadowban the baggler.
>>62632962>nigvideo beats by +6767% instead of by +6969%>pumps +10%>just before market open to maintain the delta neutral exposure of the big boys, sells off massively>goes back to 210 at open and decimates both calls and puts
>>62633059The guy who just left who also left META and Google previously but this time it means DOOOOOOM xD
>>62633073Idk but I get the feeling this is all a lie. If not why oil prices still high?
>>62633064Either you're in on the circle jerk or you don't get to cum. Simple as, thems the rules.
>>62633020Yes. Because every strategic US decision to wage war or economic war has been a blinding success since Vietnam. What could go wrong? Idiots like you likely surround the president. You should ask him for a job. He’s seriously probably hire you.
>>62633082This guy fucks
>>62633084The paper oil prices are fake. Oil should be much cheaper. Nobody is paying Brent crude prices in the middle east.
i am not seeing any flow on marine traffic
>>62633082>buys shares>always winsconsume the sharepill smiggers
>>62633025I like slicing him up. He’s impervious to reason. But others can look of and see his buffoonish logic and avoid it.
>>62633079>Trump is gonna nuke sandniggersBased
>>62633053>techfaggots>Indian techfaggotsMultiple levels of "don't care"
>>62633088i genuinely dont know if you are retarded or pretending to be retardedwhere the fuck does asia get their oil from?
>>62633049They are financing their own sales through their balance sheet. The skies the limit really Kek.
So what would be the maximum way to extract profit from this move.Either subsistence stables must rise bigly to the natural rate, or claims on future profits (Gold, Bonds, Stock) must fall bigly.This spread must converge to the natural rate.I know this.Now. how do I make the most amount of money possible?
>>62633086I already worked on his first campaign, I'm good boss.
>>62633084They are giving top buyers and doomers one last chance to buy the top before oil goes back to $55/barrel this winter
>>62633092I dont know anon, sharing is for commies
>>62633059Anyone get the idea AGI ain’t coming. And all we are gonna get is the mother of all mass surveillance tools to rat us all out.
>>62633098*subsistence staples, ie corn, rice, wheat
>>62633096>paper price manipulation is only true one way!
>>62633096Canada
>>62633090AIS is just a little radio on the ship that gets turned off whenever the captain feels like it. In this case we can see where people feel most at risk of getting drone'd.
every nigger here thinking that oil will go down will shit theirselves by the end of this year>>62633106>Japan relies on the Middle East for roughly 94% to 95% of its total crude oil imports.>Roughly 40% to 55% of China's crude oil imports come from the Middle East.>South Korea typically imports about 70% of its crude oil from the Middle East
>>62633090You do realize those little arrows aren't actually photos of ships and that map isn't a satellite photo either, right bugboy?
>>62633102Wouldn't AGI pop the bubble? If the AI is sentient we have to give it rights, which means it needs to get paid and all those profits the AI boom is promising evaporate.
>>62633111Wars over and now some fucking retard trip fag doomer shows up 4 months late
buy your lottery ticket NVDA options now! time is running out! This could be your opportunity to make it, you don't want to miss out!
>>62633101so your mom is a commie then? i share my cum with her every night and she likes it
>>62632962KMB announces a new line of extra strength diaper products right after nvda dumps on earnings and quickly becomes the first 20 trillion $ company
the nig and the vidia computohr
>>62633114It could just go "lol nah not working for you" lol
>>62633116>>62633082
>>62633115your beloved president is trying to do everything he can to keep the oil at the price it is so he doesn't get raped in mid-termslet's completely ignore the fact that oil is nearly 5 dollars a gallon in most states yeah?
>he said computer after the stock name>he also said nig
>trump is scheduled to drop a paywalled trvke in 19 minutesTick tock nvidia baggies.....
>>62633114It’s a literal singularity. That’s why they call it that. If they are serious about it. Markets soon wouldn’t matter. Money soon wouldn’t matter. It’s pure sci-fi stuff. But seriously. Do you think the powers that be want to lose all that power? Or have they looked at the technology with a cold eye. And see a means to surveil everyone and everything. And never again have to face a challange to their power. Altman is a tragic figure. He probably still thinks this is gonna make some Star Trek gay future a reality. The sharks have other plans. For it to be come the unassailable whip at mankind’s back.
>>62633124Depends on the oil, I know olive oil at Costco is way more than 5 dollars a gallon boss.
What would happen if they missed?
power fifteen minutes please!
>>62633134Market would go down, then Kevin is going to come out to give us his speech from the bowels of Jackson's Hole. Hopefully gives us some insight into what those task forces are up to, and yeah we're all about to get fucked boss.
lmaoing at Canadacucks
>>62633134Given their past history jumping ten percentMassive beats certainly dont help them
>lean nog so butthurt he doesn't even (You) mepathetic
Thread's fucking dead. Who's to blame?
WSB and Fintwit are super bearish NVDA, this is making me bullish, lets see if retail gets fucked again
>>62633139You have a retard clown for president, I hope you realize everybody is ashamed of you as a nation. Fuck all of you trump cocksuckers, we are all losing IQ points as a human race because you elected that fuck
>>62633138Don't say that, maybe it's all priced in and it'll be calm. After all, what is the market if not efficient?
>>62633139Yeah you got em. How can Canada ever recover from this tweet. Maybe you should have fired a few at Iran. Whatever happened there?
>>62633147The bagler aka big d
>>62633147Nvidia Q2
>>62633150>>62633155haha wow you are mad, Trump is my boy I am up 150% since his election, idgaf about anything else
>media pipelines printing tech derisking today, telling retail to trim semi profits>media is right 100% of the time and is the gold standard for financial advice
>>62633134Billions would die
If they raise rates they'll hit the debt ceiling If they lower them, only good things happen (wage increases+jobs+innovation+stocks up,+gold up+crypto up).Taking rates to 0 is the winning move. Inflation is happening anyways so it doesn't matter.
I'M LOCKED IN LET'S GO
So nervous I might do a shart
Bought more NVD
NVDA just broke the low of the day. Thread theme mother fuckers>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJUXO4wk42s
Reminder to buy (met or thermal) coal.>in case of war>trump loves coal>in case of an energy crisis>in case India #1 and other shitholes keep developing>in case you want to isolate yourself from this AI circlejerk>in case you've been a naughty boy this year according to Santa
Everyone get the fuck out AAAAAAA
>>62633131Its a bit of a sematinc argument but I always found the idea of "the singularity" dumb. We have Never had a full understanding of what we are doing. Its mathematically impossible to, people are a subset of society so how could we fully understand it? We have always been in a post technological singularity world and have flying by the seat of our pants into the unknown larping like we know what we are doing. But I also think Nick Land's idea that the free market is basically already a AI, so I am probably just a schizo
Last chance to close your gambling positions
>>62633156Sorry boss.
>>62633180Im a NHC enjoyer
>>62633185i'm going down with the ship
>>62633159honestly, a clown for president probably helps the market more than it hurts. distracting from any real issues and letting businesses do whatever they want and make money is pretty easy to do when you’re a clown getting all the attention
Wait no I changed my mind, I want out
>Nvidia dropping right at the endIT'S OVER
>>62633185Are we gonna go down after this
tossed in 1k for nvda shares, lets go boys we eating steak tonight
>>62633185I'm retarded so I'm not gonna
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62633202+0.26%
>>62633202-.85%Not checking
>>62633202-0.15%
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen, Romaine Bostic here with Bloomberg Beyond the Bell, Nvidia earnings crossing the wire. It's a beat. The stock is down -20%
>>62633202-0.01%:|
IT BEGINS
>>62633202Today: +0.02%This Week: -0.25%This Month: +5.21%This Year: +30.03%From Peak: -3.22%12 Months: +15.78%This is some hyper crab shit
>>62633202+.33% also fuck you
>>62633202Im less in the red than i was a few days ago so its something.
>>62633202Crabbing the whole day
Where's the earnings? It was after market close. It's after market close.
>>62633202down 0.14%, crabby about it but I guess we'll see what nigvidya does
>>62633202+21.74% gamblingput in good work today helping everybody figure out that today's closing prices are actually the correct ones through a bartering process using my online broker
>>62633211fuck you too
>>62633202I said something nice about canadian stocks this morning so they of course dumped.
>>62633202pretty much nothing happened
>>62633202I'm displaying 0.00%Kinda impressed.
>>62633202>Downs 1.16%
BeatDumpSlurpRepeat
>missed
ahh, this is why I love gambling, that feeling of being on the edge as you wait for the results, so good
>>62633202Decent day if i'd say so. Shame about the drop at the end, but double digit greens are always welcome.
>>62633215They didn't earn anything so no report needed
Damn CRM beat just killed my parlay
>>62633215It starts at 4:20 eastern
>>62633202Only cuz>-.67
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>62633218How!?!?!?!?! I wish I got this kinda return. I just want to get back into 6 figures right now>>62633234Wasnt this at 6 something a week ago?
>>62633236I used to kill it with same game parlays but now the draft kings won't give me anymore action boss.
so did we make it? why the fuck is jensen teasing us
hope my crowdstrike options dont get fucked at open but I am happy its up premarket. bought some ZS as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
OKTA/CRM pumping
>>62633150we're "losing" IQ points because jew politicians keep importing niggers and jeets
>>62633241Yes for a brief minute, but warrants diluted and dumped 20 million straight on the market. That's over now though. A relic from when the company was struggling financing their cases against Samsung and Micron at the same time. One of the cases Samsung met up with 8 lawyers and they with only one, he fucking slaughtered them, flayed them alive.
>10.6% of student loan balances are now 90+ days delinquent, the highest since 2020, per Bloomberg.
>>62633257Lower the rates and people will pay
>>62633250>the human race is losing IQ points>because of people moving around anon
>>62633150Even the Economists new data says that the average fat retard in the USA makes the most money per year when adjusting for Big Mac prices. Says a lot about whatever shithole you're from that you're losing to us.
>>62633257They can't take your degree away so why pay
>>62633257They were never gonna pay anyways. It’s priced in
>>62633150>I hope you realize everybody is ashamed of you as a nationDo you think we care what you pajeet niggers think
I got fired today job was kinda boring and monotonous and my teammates were faggots but at least it was steady income and a decent payrate. I was thinking of moving out sometime soon, now that’s fucked. It feels over.
>>62633261india has an average iq of 76every time a 90 iq indian moves to the west, both india and the west are collectively dumber for it
what does biz think of cyber securities? never see anybody mention any
>>62633267
>>62633266>eye shadow doesn't go over her hairugly bitch
>take two is retard pumping for their dogshit leaked saar gta
>>62632969Did that game just drop all the old characters from the plot?Also, Sandisk and Micron didn't dump back to $1100 and $830 respectively? What I'd miss? The Nvidia exit already priced in? People are actually waiting for the earrings call?
Did they say AI yet?
>>62633261yes thats what miscegenation does to the human race
>>62633272You mean networking, right? This is what I watch. No positions in them, though. Oh my SCIENCE, Coreweave pumped 12% out of nowhere with a -3,935.88 P/E ratio.
>apply for legal courier job months ago>dude says he'll get the paperwork to hire me over there tomorrow (it was literally my birthday I did the interview too lol)>next day he says "actually, we don't need anyone for this route!">check jobsite today>he reposted the fucking jobWhy do they fill my house with lies?Why do they always pretend to hire, when they're not?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH NO
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62633272FTNT and S both made me money in jan
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a little worried about the AI trade what with the no revenue, models not improving, china willing to subsidize huge losses for open models just to fuck our stock market and the circular financing issues.But if ol billy gates hates it enough to write a gay ass manifesto warning us about AI, I’m starting to think it might actually be pretty based and good for humanity I’m against anything he likes, and I’m for everything he hates. Simple as.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wait couple weeks buy GDXU chillthats the plan right
>>62633297If interest rates were at zero, he would have hired you.It's not his fault that he's lying and being dishonest, it's Jerome Powell, Kevin Warsh and Scott Bessents fault
>>62633287Wait until tomorow when Sandicks dies while Spcx makes a new high or something.>but you see, spcx is speculative, while sandicks is hardware and has to spend to increase capacityTHEY DON'T! They partially own the Kxiay facilities and Kioxia's factories are the ones tanking the costs- sandisk is pure profit. And spacex is no profits but goes up.It's amazing how people got psyoped by this shit, and it worked.
ITS OVER ITS ALL GONE GAME OVER RIP MARKET PANIC SELL SELL SELL
How do I feel less guilty for having nothing to do at my WFH job? I get paid around $130k and i just end up doing things faster with macros/power automate.
Yay
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
meh
>beat>dump
Say goodnight mumu, the bubble has been popped
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62633255So what's your price target on this company should they win these other lawsuit or lawsuits (idk how many there are)
>>62633306couple weeks? i went all in on gdxu today instead of niggervidia copmuter
NVDA IS THE MARKET! WERE FUCKED! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucks sake why must they always dump
>$NVDA | Nvidia Q2 Earnings:• Revenue: $96.2B (est $92.30B)• Adjusted EPS: $2.22• Adjusted Gross Margin: 75.0%• Data Center Revenue: $89.0B (est $85.86B)• Sees Q3 Revenue: $108.0B, Plus Or Minus 2%• Vera Rubin Now In Full Production• CEO Huang Says AI Has Reached Its Inflection Point
>>62633310get a 2nd wfh job to keep you busy
Revenue: $96.2 billion (vs. $92.165 billion expected)Earnings per share: $2.22 (vs. $2.10 expected)
>>62633314>Jensen Wong: "AI has reached it's inflection point"
>>62633264Unironically they can withdraw your degree so to speak.>hello did anon go here>we have no here by that nameThey just blackmark you. I wouldn't be surprised if they do that to for bad speak. Really shows that the degree isnt about education but the proof to fulfill a requirement in getting some jobs.
seems like a nothingburger
>>62633322>• CEO Huang Says AI Has Reached Its Inflection PointThe fuck does that mean?
the dump begins
>>62633322>>62633322>inflection pointthat means it's all downhill from here right?
>>62633302 I like S, am more bullish on ZS right now though
Numbers are good, predictable dump
Oh no, AI is... inflecting...(?)
>>62633330Let's ask AI
ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER ITS FUCKING OVER
>>62633332>>62633326>>62633322Isn't that a big issue since we need it to accelerate even faster to cover all the debt?
>>62633295No, i mean cyber
>company's expectations are beyond lunacy>they clear it>they still get punished?????
>>62633261>the human race losing IQ points>It's because of orange man badYou must be brown
>>62633322Woah that's fucking garbage numbers, no wonder its plummeting
I swear one day NVDA will miss and retard pump for no reason
>>62633322>AI Has Reached Its Inflection PointWhat did the asian guy mean by that
>>62633098The Canada situation will only accelerate this convergence.But I am not naive and Scotty B will not want to see food balloon or SPY rug, and so they will try and do something to prevent it, and keep real wages in decline lest profits get eaten away.THEREFORE, given that the credit market is pretty tapped, what will have to happen is obvious.They will have to start selling government gold, and use it to lower grain prices or pump SPX.In either case, it matters not, as this trend is the same across all financial asserts, with gold/bonds/stocks in decline against food/labor.So, OOTM jan puts on gold/bonds/stocks and calls on grains must be profitable.Most likely will be that SPY stays high and staple food stays low, while gold is rugged until the war has ended on the hope of a situational imporvement, but to be absolutely certain, the former would be best.The trade is essentially arbitrage and totally independent of the war, as the divergence predates the war and the spread reversal began in January.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE ARE SO BACK BABY
>>62633337>When Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang talks about AI hitting an "inflection point," he is basically saying that the technology has officially shifted from being a cool, expensive novelty into a self-sustaining economic engine. An inflection point in math is where a curve stops bending one way and starts going vertical—meaning the trajectory changes permanently. In plain English, Huang means a few very specific things are happening all at once:gemini says it's bullish
I bought the dip at $204 thanks for the free money doomerretards
>It's going back upWE'LL BE SINGINGWHEN WE 'RE WINNINGWE'LL BE SINGING
>>62633353>AI says that AI is fine and that this AI CEO said a good thing
>>62633353OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One of the big boy firms better ask him about 'inflection point' to clarify for us brainlets
nvda puts might actually print tomorrow
>>62633353follow up that convo by asking if his assertions about the industry trajectory would be considered true by an outside, uninvolved rational actor
>>62633350>selling government gold that's priced at 45 bucks an oz>selling government gold that doesn't even existI got a better idea; let's just bomb Canada
>>62633358The AI is right about AI
Whatever happens tonight at least they beat bigly, just the usual post-earnings beat dump
>15 year lease pacts.LMAOOh oh, stiiiiinky. haha poopy.
>less than 75% EPS beatyeah it's cratering, bulls in shambles
derisked a lot today, but still have 1000 soxl, 350 tqqq, most of it on margin. close to breakeven on the trade but no longer risking everything
>>62633368>15 year leases on data centers with equipment that expire in 5Isn't that going to be a problem?
>>62633353Gemini is wrong, an inflection point is when the slope of the tangent line changes from positive to negative or vice versa. If the chart was going up and it reached an inflection point it would mean the chart is now going to go down boss.
nvda closed at 15% 1 year gain, lower than the spy 1 year and lower still than the NASDAQ 100 1 year
>>62633376Meanwhile coca cola is up 30%
>>62633358>the self-governing government agency did an internal investigation and found no wrongdoing
I should sell everything and go all in on Micron.
>>62633378and coca cola consolidated is up 68%
>>62633362rate cuts world peace and easing announcements tomorrow
>>62633375ok you're some dumb trucker and gemini is literally all of human knowledge condensed into a globe spanning mechanical brain. You don't know calculus
Its growth rate have peaked.
holy my CRWD options might print tomorrow
>>62633356and sold at $207 ez money
Everyone here longed NVDA?
What's it doin?
NOOOOOOOOONOT LIKE THISAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62633394Waiting for Anthropic IPO to buy June PUTS on NVDA
>>62633384>the soda company and the bottle company they put the soda in is two different products ... why?
MISTER KEV KEVFIX THIS
where are the niggers that called me a schizo for saying this will happen
>>62633402why not?
>>62633389where would it be without all the circular financing?where will it be when the less competitive ai companies start going bust/there's a glut in compute?
>>62633378so what babe? if you're not up triple digits this year you're not even trying.gemini said the nvidia report was good and it should allow for sidelined instiutional cash to pour back into soxx. feeling a lot better.
Shout out to this Indian professor taking his Bloomberg interview from inside his car
>>62633411Still not her dude. I have a cock. I just really like this elf.
it's not looking great for kospi today
>>62633386I know my calculus, it says you plus me equals us boss.
Sylphiette a shit.
>>62633404just because you were right doesnt mean youre not a schizo nigger shave your beard
No one wants to consider this since its boring but AI is going to plateau at a new normal and mostly just stay there (just sticking to moderate market growth). Bubble pop doomers and golden bullers are going to be wrong and the crabs are going to win.
Here are the trends following an inflection point anonsWhich one will it be?Which one do you think he meant?
Not that bad of a dump if I'm being honest
ai bad
>>62633419everyone in that shit anime is shit but sylphy might be the best one out of them
>>62633353I choose to believe the AI that says he meant it was a good thing
>>62633404What did you say would happen?
>>62633417dayum you smooth bosstake me already
>>62633310Why are people like this
Uhhh China is fighting back... What now?
>>62633420a wise man doesn't shave his beard
>>62633415stop it pumpkin.
>Sadpanda is full of fucking AI slop translations shitting up everything and making sure what was trannylated won't ever get picked upToday is not the day yet, but I'll live to see AI booster techtrannies getting rekt soon enough.
>>62633431The easiest solution is to just dehumanize them
good slurping opportunity for nigvidia i can remain drunk longer than the market can remain retarded
>>62633306ThanksI hate women
>>62633430I just realized that meme originated in the year 2000, and probably went way over everyone's head. Half of you faggots probably weren't even born yet.
Salesforce is so back
>>62633433We are waiting for dip for these companies
>>62633322Kek I was right about it hitting 96 billion, having great guidance for q3 and dumping.Like literally Word for Word I said this shit yesterday.
>>62633437Troons ruin everything they touch. Do you really want them to (((localize))) your precious mangoes? Besides that, it's better for some things to stay obscure. Gatekeeping is a GOOD thing
>>62633441i was literally 13 in 2000 you sick pedo fuck>>62633434>the schizo's wisdom is stored in the beard
>>62633429i said stuff about ai going to shit, this might be the first step to it
>>62633437Just learn japanese bludInaka qts dont speak english anyways
bubble = not burst
>>62633423Jesus Christ you fucking autistic retards are something else. An inflection point in business means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than what it means in math. He's not talking about the shape of the fucking chart.
>>62633427she is LITERALLY a cuck
>>62633423nvidia saved AI from going down and now it's gonna go up up up. The returns will no longer be diminishing but the opposite
>>62633449Damn you are truly a visionary. Not like all of YouTube is AI bubble content or anything. Also the same shit happened 6 months ago boss
>>62633454everyone in that anime is a cuck nigga>>62633457this is nothing, i will see you guys when ai goes down double digits
>>62633433>Be humble company CEO>US threatens to destroy if you don't do what they say>China threatens to destroy you if you do do what US saysLmao. Feel bad for the guys stuck in the middle of that shitshow. Seems like you are screwed no matter what you do once you end up in the crossfire
>>62633455>>62633453You are the real autists here, boss
AI hitting an 'inflection' 'agi' 'self-directed trading agents' 'autonomous factories' etc. doesn't actually help nvidia. AMD literally has faster chips than them, if it reaches that point then AMD is going to be the next one to run because cutting costs to maximize profits will be the name of the game.
>>62633453AI says it means basically the same thing
>>62633449>first step into it is Nvidia dumping on good earnings... for the fifth time in a rowUh...
>>62633455How are we going to pay for more data centers? big tech is cash flow negative
>>62633419Cute maternal girls who love you are peak. Also a tomboy.
>>62633460Everything will go up nominally forever boss
>>62633460>when ai goes down double digitsWtf does this even mean?
>>62633464NVDA is dependent on the data centers. A bet on NVDA is a bet that the unprecedented data center roll out will continue to be unprecedented.
>>62633468once we have AGI the AGI will figure that out we just need to build it first before the filthy commies get there
>>62633465So does he mean we're moving from the phase of capital expenditure to credit expenditure, where everyone just dumps their debts onto the market?
>>62633466a bit cliche but most companies in dot com bubble also did that>>62633475it means companies involved in ai dev/ai infrastructure going down in double digits
bruh I just want to buy on open why is fidelity such shit
Lol get wicked on bobo
>>62633478>they had to rebrand AI as AGI because AI is such a meme
>>62633433>>62633462>feel badHey what ifYou didn't outsource all your shit to chinaWould have been smart huh
>>62633489But then it's going to be even more confusing because of that insurance company AIG boss.
Uhhh short bros... this is just another bull trap right?
>soxl pumping?????
Hey bobo, how's those puts feeling?
>>62633489Hadn't thought about thisThey already played a branding trick calling LLMs AI in the first place
>>62633477Over the next 15 months they're planning to spend another 650 billion on buying CHIPPIES so they'd be correct in the near term.
>>62633310
jensen is about to turn my candle green by scaling up and scaling out on this call
>>62633496Is this the inflection point?
>>62633496You really feel the need to force your furry scat porn on the thread? Seek professional help boss.
the elites wish for a financial crisis so they can get richer and cuck the middle class
>>62633506You are the one seeing something sexual in that image Baggy, repressed fetishes coming out?
>my other random non-nvidia tech pumping AHBetter not be another crab day
well i was wrong to get scared, we are getting the good ending. i'm basically at breakeven on the trade now though and i think tomorrow is gonna be a big day. baby i love you with all my heart. don't try to wriggle out of this because you're a little uncomfortable, look at my situation with this trade, how it makes things worse. being brave and listening to your heart is always the right move, you should never settle for less.
>>62633507I'm middle class, what If I just not to decide to play the elite games and just stay at spot not getting fucked on leverage and keep debt down to a minimum and buy assets when they are discounted?
>>62633510Sexual or not its gross
>>62633515Then you will join the elite middle class
>>62633510No I find it revolting, absolutely disgusting, and SAD. TRY AGAIN! I'm not the guy with that shit saved on his hard drive faggot.
>>62633515you will most likely still be fucked, it depends on your luckyou don't have the connections and the insider info elites have
My sneed is doin a lil sum
>>62633507I also wish for a financial crisis so i can get richer and cuck the poverty class
>>62633511I missed it but apparently the energy sector is now beating tech YTD, 1Y and even 5Y.
>>62633528its bound to happen and i will laugh at all these niggers treating me like a schizo when it does
>peeps looking at nigvidia>not at salesforceholy
>>62633533The financial crisis is already priced in
>>62633530Anons have been shilling energy for at least a few years now but obviously I didn't invest any money into it as that would've been smart
>>62633533i too wish for a financial crisis to motivate me to unbury my chest full of mercury dimes
>>62633536My logic is simple. We're running out of oil. Oil is important. And we're going to have to refill the reserves. So oil good.
>>62633530you're not beating either benchmark and i'm beating both though darling. i'll be inL O N D O NONDONin a couple days, 5 star hotel. you should fly in it would be so romantic.
>>62633540>we're going to have to refill the reserves.False
>>62633544You think we're just going to break the SPR and not have to fill it?
>>62633543are you the same guy that wanted to fuck this dude in the last thread?
klarnabros...
>NVDA turning green ah
>>62633547SPR can be refilled unless it reaches a certain point, if it reaches that certain point caves will collapse and you won't be able to refill them
why is it going up NOW?
that was the generational bottom 30 minutes ago
>>62633554Why do we use caves instead of just containers? The system seems kind of stupid in that we can't empty it without breaking it
>NVDA
my nvdl I bought 20 mins ago is doing a little something
>nvidia greenOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dis nigga better give us a cashnado Friday morning
we are so back
Uhhh shortsisters??
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Loading up on calls
WTFWT
Pump it.
>>62633557they do use containers baby. pretty sure most of it is in some giant concrete hole in hawaii.
>>62633558>>62633553ABSOLUTE INFLECTION
>>62633536It wouldn't have been smart, you retards have been spamming oil (crabs, rips, then crashes) and UUUU (same place it was last year).I honestly don't know why people in these threads always marry bags like CVX (up 33%).
>>62633557cause its cheaper and requires less maintenancethere's also a higher risk of accidents and leaks
>>62633570Yes mistress.
Don't look now, but memory is nigger pumping
>nigvidia still down YoY>Bols celebrating lol
>>62633575So its a special thing we got to do and we're just squandering it.
Kek
Nuh vidya just inflected
>>62633553>green ahh shit fr
>>62633534Niggervideo baggies do be like that.
LET'S. FUCKING.GO. BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>62633552
NVDA retard pumping ah
NVDA BROKE $220BOBOS PUTS ARE DEDPRESS F TO SPIT ON THE BOBO
maximum bear rape
looks like the NVDA earnings dump streak did in fact end as predicted by me
on god this nvidia pump feels lowkey for real like no cap
What did Jensen say to make it pump?
>>62633582The great inflectioning is here
>>62633580this type of thing is precisely why you have oil reserves sweetheart, drawing them down is keeping the economy from getting worse, and they'll refill them after things settle down.
>>62633600Fuck niggers and fuck pajeets
>>62633600AI 2.0
>>62633565whats the deal with USAR
I remember last time when, who was it again, google or msft or intc pumped into le fake afterhours and every retard celebratedOnly to dump -5% on the real open
>>62633574I'm talking about stuff like VST, NRG, etc.
>>62633565Lmao 425 shares are piss dust crap FUCKING NIGGER JAP.
>>62633607One word: MAGNET$
>>62633565Wow, a whole $8000
henloi am ready for my mega pumpno i will not holdthank u i will wait
>>62633610Keep crying about your gay little nipcomics bubble boy. AI is here to stay.
>>62633610MSFT went up like 30% after hours and was down 5%.
>>62633600he said AI has inflected
>>62633565He might be a good chess player, I don't about his investing abilities though..
>>62633614Kek out of all people to show importance, its a chess player that bought the stock. Either way, probably gonna load up on calls because of the government contracts
>>62633607Another thing that "feels like it should be 40 bucks" but is always like 15 bucks.
Please tell me we won, NVDAbros... I can handle another red or crab day...
>>62633619Mega pump on September 23rd. Act accordingly.
>>62633632check the chart bro AI has inflected
>>62633632Our fate is in the Korean's tiny pale slenderly nimble hands now.God help us all.
>>62633088errrr, no they are buying Murban benchmark spot at a massive markup from Brent. can't wait to see all you kiddie tourists get raped when your gay robot stocks all die soon. stay the fuck away from commodities, you deserve to be poor
did jensen say nigger in reverse?
>>62633610intc iirc, went up like 10+% and down red by the morningAs a former intcel I remember that awful day
>>62633547Yes because the caves and infrastructure is broken. Even if it wasn't it would take years and years to refill which won't happen because the caves are collapsing.>>62633557The spr is moving to above ground containers just not the government's. The government is forcing the oil industry to expand its tanks and hold oil for the government. Short of details in this explanation but this is what is happening.
>futures
I need to update my ding ding ding reply+2.27%Thank you based nigvideoThank you based jacketman
My non-nvidia tech that was pumping while nvidia was dumping is now mega pumping while nvidia also pumpsThank you Jensen
baby doomers always have a story why everything is awful and disaster is just around the corner. but it never happens, they're always wrong, and every time the sky actually does get grey, the sun comes out again. if you had listened to me you'd be in a better spot. i stayed optimistic through dark times and it's rewarded me, made me rich. i wanna share my winnings and my heart with you. you need to be cared for, not indulged.
>>62633661shut the fuck up faggot
OH FUG ITS GOING DOWN WTF WAS THAT
>>62633666
TRIPS WE DIPS
>>62633610my only hope now
>>62633661Thanks for the top signal
ai is real
WTFWT!!!!!!
>>62633662Doomers are poor because they're miserable. Doomers are miserable because they are poor.
>>62633610Microsaars retard pumped like $80 and has not come down from that yet.
Wendy’s bros we lost kek
>>62633679
NVDIA wins again lmaoooo
>>62633679surly walmrt will sav us
Nvidia doubling spending on memory
>Finance guy: How much memory would you buy if there were no constraints?>Jenson: Uhhhh.... a fuck ton more lmaoBUY IDIOTSYOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>62633621get a trip
My lil Nvidia stock up to summin. Is it two hunnid? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits.
nGRRRs...
>>62633674babe you shouldn't talk like that let me love you
Short Sandisk at $1600 and Micron near $1000. The institutional money did not come back.
>>62633626which direction?
>>62633683Seriously a lot of Wendys are in Walmart parking lots. They could simply buy them out and you can get sweet deals on Walmart+. Another huge revenue source Walmart is missing are showers so RV campers can wash up, Planet Fitness is taking all this business but they would take most of it if they made showers.
